REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>738130220
No way, fag

What is this, Facebook?

>>738130220
Please

not gonna happen

>>738130220
if there was a chance that i would get a gf i certanly wouldn t be here now would i?

Oh man how I wish this was true.

>>738130220
ynot

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Might as well try

pls bro

not gonna happen

Whatever

totally

k

>>738130220
Crab

i have the biggest nuts since Ronald Reagan

I need a girlfriend pls OP deliver

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>>738130220
fuck it why not

Fuck it I'll take the chance

Eh... Sure why not.

>>738130220
ok

kys

traps are lesbian

>>738130220
k

>>738130220
...

>>738130220
>738129433
Fuck it, I am going to a party tomorrow. Might as well try.

You deserve so much better i Will fight your daddy next time

Fuck it, hope this works for a bf

Can't hurt

Lol no I wont

yeah "gf" sure

>>738130220
I wish

k

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ok....

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>>738130220

ok, thanks!

what the fuck is that pic

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>>738130220

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I already have a gf, do i get a second one or does my one just get better?

>>738130220
fake but god i wish :c

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>>738130220
REPLY TO ME, YOU FUCKING PROMISED
I LEARNED HOW TO USE SONY VEGAS JUST TO MAKE THIS SHIT

Can't hurt

>>738130220
Eh, why not

>>738130220
Who is this chick?
Every day...

god please..

>>738130220
Reply for the soft pretty profit.

>>738130220
Stop

>>738130220
i hope so

well even though its fake my inner looser wants to check if its a fake for sure! you know science reason is a good reason !

>>738130220
Eat shit you cancer

Okay

>>738130220
desperate

>>738130220
yaya

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>>738130220
DON'T YOU DARE IGNORING ME YOU FUCKING CUNT
STOP SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK FOR A GODDAMN SECOND AND ANSWER ME

>>738132159
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA WTF
Kek that was my post, I'm not op
You were so fucking frustrated so i pretended to be OP lol

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>>738132761
YOU IDIOTIC HUGE CUNT, YOU EXPECT ME TO STOP NOW?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
I WON'T STOP UNTIL I FUCKING GET MY ANSWERS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>738130220
well... I lose nothing with trying

>>738130220
ungh, I can hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>738130220
Ok

>>738130787
This

>>738130220 (OP) nah

I trieb these threads before ... still Single

Ahah

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>>738132840
There there, at least your hands won't leave you.
>Tl;dr; don't worry so much, it'll get in the way

>>738132840
Gee anon, I'm so sorry lol
Why do you really want to know that girl tho?

I miss her, and I would do anything to fix this.

>>738130220
OP i'm in Australia and its two minutes to midnight. A bitch better come crashing through this door right now!

>>738130220
god you got me

I'm sure the wife will understand.

Never

penis

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Please, she doesn't even have to be average

>>738130220
Cool

>>738130220
Hope dies last

>>738130220
just hit 12, bitch has 24 hours

>>738130220
No

blyad

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>>738133190
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOU UNDERDEVELOPED APE?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

>>738133215
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE WORSE THAN OP
I WASTED SO MUCH TIME MAKING KERMIT MEMES
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
I AM SURE OP TOOK THAT PHOTO AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HE'S DONE TO THE GIRL

>>738130220
YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME FOREVER
I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS AND LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF
IF I HAD THE MONEY I WOULD FUCKING HIRE SOMEONE JUST TO FIND YOU
FUKKEN REPLY

blease

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Bring it

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Pls pls

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>>738133669

>>738130220
crackychan pls

mkmkm jn jjkjkm klm kjmn jkn kn k,n kn jkn kjn hjb hgc gdtgc fgbhj gvgvbgyvfcfcfctfvgybhujnjnjkkn jbhgvtcdszeszdserdtrdtrctrnc cugycfuycnyucucfucugfcg gcftc tfcdt trhchbfnhgcb fcbn gcrydvbgfgjvmnghvnhcbtfx e5tdvbytfb hjcfhgcvb gfubutetvd w4qaewzsertucfyuvuvbohbojknbhjbvghc fc dfdsry

A girl from my class is comming today. Maybe this will be true XDDDDDDDDD

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

I look forward to the day I see that girl, with equal ambition of being.

key

Ok

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>>738133891
FUCK YES I'M ANGRY
I'M FUCKING NUCLEAR
GIVE ME ANSWERS
NOW

>>738133915
>>738133984
>>738133987
>>738134016
>>738134052
>>738134088
YOU IDIOTS, REPLYING TO THIS THREAD WON'T SOLVE YOUR BRAIN PROBLEMS AND MAKE YOUR ABSURDLY SMALL PENIS GROW MORE INCHES
FUCKING STOP GIVING HIM (YOU)S
YOU DAFT CUNTS

alex

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>>738134175
>Implying you didn't give me 2+ you

yer not happening

>>738134175
Underrated thread.

ok

>>738130220
I want to believe.

>>738130220
really?

>>738130220
worth a shot nigger

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>>738134258
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT FUCKING FAG-ASS OP
FUCK OFF
I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO GIVE HIM (YOU)S, HE FUCKIN HAS TO REPLY TO ME
YOU FAGS ON THE OTHER HAND ARE ONLY WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME

NOW GO MAKE MULTIPLE POSTS REPLYING TO HIM JUST TO SPITE ME OR THROW YOURSELF OFF A CLIFF, THANKS

>>738134347
YEAH FUCK YOU TOO, GO JUMP WITH HIM

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>>738133669
>I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HE'S DONE TO THE GIRL
stop it you fucking neckbeard

I don't want a gf just a fuckbuddy

>>738130220
Last time I replied it was true; 8 months ago, I replied a thread like that and I got a gf on the 3 following days.

You liar stop!

Only trips don't lie!

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>>738130220
be sure to turn on the girl repellent, friends

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lies

Girlfriends are for weak people that can't live alone.

I wish this was true

>>738130220
Can only hope so

>>738130220
if only this worked with the gf I want

i'm about to kill myself.

>>738130220
Ok

please

>>738130220
no dicks attached please

>>738130220
theres a chance

why the fuck not

Let's see if internet magic works

>>738130220
that would be nice, dear anon

You lie but I'm desperate and lonely.

>>738130220
I wish

eh, why not

>>738130220
I already have a gf. So the person below me will be blessed with double digits and a double D gf

why do i do this?

>>738130220
Can I grow myself a girlfriend?

My sister already told me no

>>738135413
Her name is Mary Jane

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>>738130220
Fuck it.

>>738130220
Amen

>>738130220
y not

>>738130220
Yeah sure, why not.

>>738130220
Fuck it, I'll take it

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>>738130220

okay, today i feel like wanting one so, hopefully in less than 24 hours you will be a /b/lessing

Plz

>>738130220
What happened to her? that looks painful.

>>738130220
please

>>738130220

but what if I don't want a girlfriend by tomorrow?

Here's your "you" liar

fuck it, why not

>>738130220
deadass?

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>>738135861
FUCKING SHIT SOMEBODY WITH A BRAIN
LEAVE THE THREAD BEFORE YOU START LOSING BRAINCELLS

OP IS A HUGE FAG AND WON'T EVER REPLY
FUCK HIM

>>738130220
FUUUUCK YOUUU

pls

STFU faggot...
I'm sad.

>>738130220
I have replied to this a couble of times now and yesterday I approached a girl I was into but she didn't seem to like me that much (I had to do most of the talking). When does this start to work?

Okay

>>738130220
This shit never works, but still

i'm waiting

>>738130220
ommaigode

Hopefully ill get old one back

okay man

>>738130220
I already have a gf, she's cute, kind, loving, shy, smart, funny and THICC


I know, I sound like a normie, but it's all true

Please god.

Thicc thigh cute tummy GF please.

>>738130220
please

If this works I'll kill myself

Don't joke

>>738130220
lies i tell ya

>>738130220
JUST DO IT

Come on, tiny asian girl.

Can guarantee it won't happen.

>>738130220
Lies,no one could like me *cries*

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>>738130220
pls

If i have a wife too?

>>738130220
need new

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dubs confirms the truth

sure

>>738130220
yer a liar

>>738130220
Wuldnt that be nice

>>738130220
doesn't work I've tried.

>>738130220
I got a haircut and lost weight and still I dont deserve love and even if this is the third time Im desperate

>>738130220
Rolls

Worth a shot

Nope

>>738130220
ok

really?

>>738130220
ok

Might as well give it a shot

K

>>738130220
hgjkhgjk

>>738130220
What's Brakkin

My life suck so it's imposible

good fortune smiles on me

>>738130220
thanks op

>>738130220
Let's do it, since I'm working on it I guess I can push the luck ^^

>>738130220
pls

>>738130220
Biatch

ok

>>738130220
Pls mr op

>>738130220
if this is right i'll be fucking amazed, but just to put a little hope in it. tomorrow im inviting this really hot girl over to my house to smoke weed with me.

>>738130220
Pls

I wont, stop lying.

Prolly not gonna happen

Ayy

>>738130220
i want a gf

>>738130220
k

>>738130220
she looks like she was punched. Can I do that to my new GF?

>>738130220
bleep

cringe

I've actually got a chance, so I'll take this

>>738130220
i will never find a gf so jokes on you kiddo

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Pls

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>>738130220
nah

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>>738130220

>>738130220
I believe!

worth a shot

>>738130220
Hey, that's impossible!

Y not

>>738130220
okay i think i might end up pathetic anyway so

Whats the worst that can happen?

Why are these threads even a thing

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>>738130220

>>738130220
fug

Im supposed to meet up with a girl this weekend. We have done all the fun stuff over msgs and meet before through friends. This thread is the universes way of saying "got you fam". Also check out my job. Way better than yours http://JobBravo.com/?refer=27518

Eh

Do want. Want my ginger ex to come sit on my face.

>Inb4 soul stealing succubus
My soul has already been stolen, I'm beyond salvation

The odds

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I wish

reply to this post and you will have free breadsticks at some point in your life

>>738141114
I want to believe...

>>738130220
xd

REPLY

I believe!

im so close already, grant me good luck

>>738130220
i wish

All lies

haha, its like winning the lotery

Oh my! I can't wait!

i didnt realize it was so easy!

>>738130220

Replying

>>738130220
As if that would work (replying because I'm lonely)

Welp

Ayy lmao

>>738130220
Yessir

>>738130220
k

Oh yes

>>738130220

a

oh fuck i wish

>>738130220
nothing to lose

>>738130220
>doubt

k

gimme

Hope.

>>738130220
as long as she's shorter than me, weighs less than me, likes the same stuff I do. And has a nice big penis.

bet

Hahahha....No

>>738130220
hah, yea sure... but i'll reply just in case you're a wizard or something

>>738130220
i hope...

Thanks.

>>738143131
Same

>>738130220
but only if digits repeat

ok

>>738130220
poofy

>>738130220
Don't tell the wife.

No reason not to reply I sure as shit hope so

oh, sure it will happen..

Lets Hope

Fuck off

I need one

Can I get my old one back or do I get a new one?

>>738130220
Uh huh, sure, I'll take the bait

>>738130220
Pls god

>>738130220
sure

Thanks, this I hope.

>>738130220
Second thread.

If this works I'll kill myself