Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc

>>738124860

One time I bought a guitar from Craigslist. It was a Fender Jazz Bass. I play it sometimes. That's my story.

Im also a bass player that interesting

I am a male. Last year was curious enough about sucking a dick that I found a guy on CL and went over to his house. He had a pierced cock and I sucked him off till he blew a load down my throat. I loved every second of it and have done it a couple more times since.

Found a bi guy on craigslist and became fuck buddies. He liked dressing me up like his daughter and fucking me.

The vegas craigslist is fucking wild man.

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>>738125410
Truly disturbing

I bought a nice car from there.. :D

>>738124860
>act like im looking for a relationship
>get a reply from some single 18 year old chubby girl
>just ahd a baby 1 month ago from the time we met
>baby-daddy out of the picture and desperate for a new man
>want to arrange a fuckdate but she keeps pushing for the weekend when i want it now
>only agrees if I give her a rid to her mom's place of work afterward
>sure whatever
>take her to a home a friend is trying to rent out to fuck after a week of small talk
>she brings her kid since she cant find a sitter
Pound mommy on the floor of some detroit home and make her suck my dick while Jr cries in the next room
>fake a phone call for work and tell her I got to go
>lock the house up and tell her to call a friend
>left a little teen plump slut alone in the detroit suburbs with her 1 month old

AMA

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Anybody from 626 California recognize this chick? She used to be big on gangbangs and DP.

>>738125705
How's that?

>>738125705
Story?

>>738125736
You don't know the half of it. Told the story before.

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Had a Mitsubishi Outlander that I put up for sale on Craigslist. Sold it to a guy who jewed me down $200 below asking. Mostly because he gave me a sob story about how he wasn't going to be in town for very long Andrew's going to need it to drive out of town. This was mostly a around town kind of car because it had some issues. Turns out he turned around and sold it to somebody else $1,000 over asking to a Mexican that couldn't speak English very well and ran off with the money. I didn't take my Craigslist ad down fast enough. The Mexican called me saying I cheated them. I had to explain I didn't know who the fuck he was. Pick related.

>>738124860
I got gangbanged by shemales off craigslist, was a real good time

>>738124860
meet a escort on it once she started blackmailing me saying should would tell the cops raped her had to pay $800

>>738126063
Story?

I post from time to time as a daddy looking for a twink son. It's amazing how many guys out there are dying to be fucked.

>>738126082
I'd have paid the 800 then raped her good.

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>>738125819
>>738125808

Sadly, no stories from me personally. However, everyone gives Vegas a "rep" of being sin city... And shit dude people really go for it. Some are ridiculously cringe, some are funny, some are obvs creeps and/or murderers...

Fun times. Its Vegas and there is an extremely wide range of posts on CL:LV

>Maybe I'll use it one day for a hookup
>ive only ever bought a few things

>Image is pretty common in casual encounters
>im all into force play but man some people can be a bit much

I travel for work, so Craigslist is my wingman a lot.
>be 20, fuck 45 smoking hot trailer trash housewife in Arkansas
>"Disney fetish" girl in Illinois
>cute trap with limp micropenis in Omaha
>fat bitch who squirted for two hours straight, two nights in a row in Kansas
>be 26, take control of 18yo complete sub niggress in Mississippi
>Brazilian stripper that fucked me and two co-workers at the same time
Take your pick

>>738126153
Well i replied to a t4m ad for a tranny who wanted to fuck some man ass. She had a nice size dick and loved how tight my ass is. After she came i was basically half passed out on her bed and she asked me if i wanted more. I agreed and she picked up her phone, sent some text messages and in about 15 mins there was a knock on her door. She came back to her bedroom with 4 of her friends and they all took me to pound town. Never had so much cum up my ass and down my throat before. I would have done it again but i dont live near that city anymore

>>738125192
Good story!

>>738124860
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6207330536.html
>>I post under here. Cause. Phsylogical conditoons are not. Genders
>>So it says I am a someone. Which I am.
>implying straight guys look at t4m ads

Dude's not even a tranny lol

>>738126487
I suggest giving it a look if you get bored. Maybe you'll happen upon some gems... Cuz Vegas CL has quite a few

>>738126501
I'll start with my very first one. Not the most interested but it's short.
>be 16
>move out
>need furniture
>see add for futon, $80
>go pick it up
>18 year old girl selling it asks why I'm buying a futon
>give her sob story about getting kicked out and being homeless, just barely got a job and apartment
>she wants to "celebrate" my new direction in life
>>>>wtf ok weird bitch
>we hang out at my empty ass apartment
>"what did you do for fun when you were homeless"
>uhhhhh tried not to freeze or starve to death mostly
>"oh that's so sad!!!"
>sympathy blowjob turned into me tying her down to a rickety ass futon with ratchet straps, spanking her with a piece of wood and a belt, fucking her ass till she was screaming, cumming down her throat, and cuddling on the linoleum floor
>we dated for like 3 months till I started going back to school

>>738126501
Which was your favorite experience?

>>738125192
I sold a Fender J Bass on CL one time.

The end.

>>738124860

Met a girl on w4m relationship. I'm lonely. Heh

Described herself as 24 yo, white, average and a lot of good stuff.

So met her. She lived with her parents, didn't have a job, had a kid, but she was passable I guess. She wasn't chubby, but she was flabby (the skin wasn't tight).

We watched anime in her room and she sucked me off. Bad head. I called the next day and she texted back that it wasn't going to work out and that she'd only see me again if we were friends.

So that sucked. LOL I got friendzoned by a CL slut

By far the tiny 18 year old black girl in the back woods of Mississippi. She had never subbed before, never been with a white guy, never took it in the ass, and hand never been with anyone older that 16. She was extremely submissive I had her on her back with my cock down her throat while I beat her pussy and called a "good obedient nigger bitch" and she loved every second.

>>738129043
Missed the quote. >>738127652

>>738124860
Met chick on CL. Invited me to her apartment. Went over and she was high and drunk and passed out 10 minutes in. 18 month old running around with stranger and mommy is passed out. Call the popo and protective services took kid from stoner. The end.

Hired a girl who was a first time hooker. Did everything to her over the course of two hours for $120. She was clueless on how to be a prostitute.

>>738125982
So, what's the story, fag?

>>738125768
You fucked a fat Detroit girl who just dropped a baby out... Congrats. We have so many questions for you... Oh wait, no we don't. No one cares about fat girls.

>>738124860
Client of mine needs a jog-stroller. Sees one listed nearby (wealthy town) on Craigs, calls, heads over. 35-year-old guy is there, has to pull it down from the rafters in his garage. Gets slightly lodged, moves his free hand to adjust - WHAM! Heavy end swings down and nails him square in the balls. Falls off step ladder, head hits the concrete. She calls 911, has to stay with him (police, etc). Guy had a ruptured testicle. Turns out, she didn't like the stroller, but still bought it because she felt somewhat obligated.

CL for my city is pretty dead. A few years back I posted a bunch of bullshit ads to see what gets replies and what doesn't.
Only time I really got an interested reply was when I posted pretending to be an absolute sex maniac.
Someone sent me their address for that post and told me to come fuck them.
I didn't.

>>738131136
>Only time I really got an interested reply was when I posted pretending to be an absolute sex maniac.

What did that ad look like?

>>738130332
>see ad from older guy looking for a younger guy
>like older so meet up with him
>he's psychologist, divorced, two kids away at college (boy and girl)
>we end up having sex, always in his daughter's room
>one day after sex we're talking about fantasies
>he says his is to fuck his daughter
>assures me it's only a fantasy but says we fuck in her room because he can smell her on the bed
>weird, but harmless I guess
>one day he asks if I'd wear her panties
>I'm OK with it
>fucks me harder than ever that day
>his daughter comes home during school break
>don't see him for a couple weeks
>finally meet up and see his daughter has left a bunch of clothes there for dad to wash (winter stuff so she didn't want to take them back to school)
>guy asks me to put some of them on
>he picks some out. blouse, skirt, panties
>never seen him so horny
>has me call him daddy while he fucks me
>eventually buys me a wig that looks just like his daughter's hair
>every time I go over to his house first thing I have to do is get dressed in his daughter's clothes and put wig on
>just plain wierd

>>738130636
That was all part of his plan

>>738131549
Couldn't tell you exactly, this was a long while ago. Basically told them I would fuck the hell out of them and make them make me a sandwich after.
Also I said being fat or old was okay.

>posted in M4W looking just to get a blow job
>gay guy answers
>tell him no thanks
>only get trolls and hookers
>run it again and same guy answers
>tells me we should try and if I don't like it, just leave
>a little curious so agree to meet
>sit in chair, close my eyes
>he starts sucking my cock
>just not feeling it and about to tap out
>suddenly it feels really good
>builds up quickly and I cum in his mouth
>awkward thanks and leave
>that was two months ago and I'm tempted to call him and do it again
inb4 faggot. I think I am.

>be 18
>still in high school
>never done anything more than hug a girl
>horniest guy na
>decide its time
>get on craigslist
>so desperate i'll literally be elated from a handjob
>find a 30-something fat lady who wants to "show off her oral skills"
>fuck it
>go over there and knock on door
>she looks 50
>made it this far so might as well go through with it
>lie on bed and whip it out
>she takes out false teeth
>jesusfuckingchristwhatisthisabomination.jpg
>get gumjob
>feelsREALgood.mov
>cum in seconds
>and again
>and again

best bj i ever had to this day

>>738133528
gay guy here. gumjobs are fucking awesome.

>be early 20's
>Post a shitty android slider phone after i got a better new phone
>cant meet up for a day or two because of work
>end up small talking in the mean time
>realize its a woman im talking to
>get flirty, middle aged woman
>she sends some pics and nudes (no I dont have them)
>uglyish but DTF
>agree to meet at a local super 8 and split a room cost
>complete phone transaction. $150 in my pocket, no deals bitch charged her full asking price
>fuck her 9 ways from sunday, anal, everything.
>cum in her ass, have a little poop on my dick
>take a shower
>left with a shit spot on the bed and never talked to her again.

no ragrets

>>738129314
Glad you did the right thing.

>>738130636
That was his fetish.

>>738134045
another time

>find ad on CL casual encounters in a nearby town
>w4m 50ish yr old woman no pic
>text her she says come over after her kids are in bed.. 9ish
>ask if I can bring a buddy to tag team her she says yes
>get there, shes kinda fat, curly gray hair, nothing extraordinary, 150lbs and 5'1''
>me and buddy pregamed before hand and had beers in our hand
>she invites us in
>no small talk straight back to her room
>she starts going to town on my buddy sucking his dick so i start fucking her
>swap ends several times then she asks us to DP her
>im on bottom in her pussy with her fatness all over me.. but drink dont care. feel her pussy get tighter when my buddy sticks it in her ass. we fuck her senseless for over an hour
>we both cum in her mouth get our beers and leave
>never talked to her again the end

>>738132120
Doubtful some chick would ever respond to wanna suck you. I posted in m4w and all I ever got was dudes wanting to fuck.

>>738134399
yet another time

>having previous threesome experience listed above
>look for and find a mw4m nearby
>say they will have a room at a local motel
>chit chat, trade pics she looks decent in pics late 40's d cups and skinny
>get there, heavy smokers, both kinda ragged out shes got no so attractive teeth
>say fuck it im here and her body is decent
>she starts sucking her husband, i start playing with her p hole
>get my dick out, way bigger than his, she starts by stroking while she sucks him but eventually abandons him when he never gets hard and starts gagging on mine.
>he starts trying to fuck her but never gets hard, i give him ample chance to preform
>he give up and goes outside to smoke then comes back and just drinks vodka and watches us
>poke her guts out fuck her about every way you can, no anal (didnt want to anyway)
>cum all over her d cups after she gets off a few times
>shes out of breath goes outside to smoke while i shower.
>drink a beer with them and say I have to go
>reluctantly met up with them one other time in another dry spell between relationships about 9 months later, basically same experience
>tell myself never again.. feel gross go home and shower and go to bed

>>738134580
trolls and hookers. that's it.

>>738134891
me again

>find a w4w in nearby town at a baptist university
>worded a little funny but decide to message her anyway
>shes okay with it and says she likes guys too
>trade some pics, find out shes black (as coal, darkie)
>say hell yeah always been on my bucket lits
>go get her late at night since she has no car
>cant believe shes real, put my CCW away
>take her back and sneak her into my house since my mom lives with me (I own the house, fuck you guys)
>get her saggy nigger tits out, pubes are like taco meat
>she sucks me the contrast of color gets me raging hard
>fuck her as hard as I can, shes a freak and loves it
>we lie there and talk about other dudes she fucked, tells me im not the biggest shes had but Im damn good feelsgoodman.jpg
>take her back to her dorm
>email a little but eventually quit talking
>get in a relationship.. 1 year later we break up
>I know who im gonna email. she replies
>go get her and fuck her again, then she asks casually if i want to date her tell her no sorry
>never talk to her again the end

>>738135694
yeah no shit no one likes my OC

>>738124860
>Be me. A wannabe sissy faggot posts for a dom.
>Get lots of phonies and flakes.
>Try to meet in public a few times and every time the guy's a no show.
>Get horny for big Dom dick at work and post again.
>guy replies with nice hairy cock pic and face pic. Also leaves his phone number.
>It takes me about an hour to get his message.
>heart is racing and pounding because this shit seems real. He left his number.
>while I'm thinking about it he sends another message telling me I'm just like the phonies and flakes I complained about in my ads and I wasted his time.
>Oh fuck. I text him right away telling him I'm sorry but I posted at work and was busy.
>text me back. Asks when I get off work. Just an hour left.
>Tells me to be a good bitch and meet him at a specific parking lot in an hour and 20.
>I say ok.
>get off work, ask him if he still wants to meet.
>"Do you want dick, or not, whore?" Get over here. I get my ass over there.
>Guy is exactly who he says he was. He matches his pic.
>Has me blow him in his car. Tells me if I'm good at it I can be his regular dick sucker. I do my best (which it pretty damn good) and he cums down my throat.
>"How did you like my cum, whore?" I tell him I couldn't really taste it because his dick was too far down my throat.
>"Next time I'll let you paint it on your face before you eat it. Get out of my car. I'll text you when you're needed.

Been his bitch for over 2 years. Sometimes CL really does work.

>>738133852
Did you start giving them in prison?

>>738126501
What is the best way to find older women? Seems like only escorts when I browse

>>738130636
He tells that story to this day. I'll bet if you hadn't bought it he'd be happier because it would have given him an ironic end to his party anecdote.

>>738131829
Sounds fucking hot...

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>>738124860

>>738137208
You'd be doing a great humanitarian service anon.

>>738135807
OC is what keeps threads alive. Maybe everyone else is just lurking.

no Cincinnati blonde needing BBC?

I am very disappoint trolz.

>>738125795
Amanda perhaps?

>see post in rants and raves about tattoos
>woman posts hers
>guys dump all over her
>send her a note saying I like tats on women
>she tells me she has 8 tats. only two were visible in her picture
>ask her about the others
>she starts sending pics
>face pic with small neck tat, then arm
>then her naked laying on a bed showing a lot more
>talk back and forth
>she's in next state so don't see any opportunity except my brother lives there too
>going to visit him so email the girl and tell her I'll be around
>visit brother then head t girl's house after dinner
>she's got two kids (I knew that)
>take everyone out for ice cream
>back to her place, have a few drinks
>kids put to bed
>she asks if I'd like to see her tats close up
>into the bedroom, our clothes come off
>few hours of sweaty sex
>leave around 2 in the morning
>stay in touch but never see her again

>>738126987
Moar

>be me, horny looking for mature landwhale
>scours Craigslist for weeks, 100's messages sent
>bait taken, land whale wants dom
>decide to meet in car
>make rules beforehand- no eye contact, masturbate while jerking me, finish me off in her mouth, clean cock off and leave
>nervouslittlebitch.jpg
>works beautifully, meet once a week for over year, Never know her name
>last visit at her hous
>rule is she lays on bed spread eagle and blindfolded
>leave front door unlocked, has to be masturbating when I arrive
>fuck all holes and sit on her face for rim
>dumpingbucketsinthroat.jpg
>week later she says she has clymidia
>I don't and tell her to fuck off
>smileswithrelief.jpg

Started dating someone 3 months ago, might be love. Also dozens of the back of a page dot com. Having a hard time getting diamonds with new respectful woman.

>>738136641
You're a funny guy. I get them from older guys.

Fucked an older woman while her husband watched. She was fat, hairy, and kinda smelly. They lived in a sloppy dirty trailer, too. Everything about the experience was such a cliche, right down to the dude sitting in a chair next to the bed and jerking his little cock.

Yeah, I loved every second of it. So hot.

>browsing CL free section
>hardcase for a bass
>email
>yep it's in great condition as advertised come pick it up
>welp time to go get raped
>show up and xe is in driveway with case
>I load it up and say thank you
>end up chatting for 30 minutes about shared bass interest
>he said he got the case for free and wanted to pass it on
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.exe

>>738131829
Are you me?

>>738124860
>post ad on craigslist to sell my amp
>guy answers says meet at target
>show up at same time
>sell amp to another guy that loves subwoofers
>brought me a $200 watch he got as a "gift" and didnt want it
>he was black
>did he steal the watch
> made money and got a nice watch
>gotta love CL

I go fishing with a dude I met on CL. Go out on the boat, catch fish, drink beer, good times. We always find a quiet spot and jerk off together, but that's beside the point. Like I said, good times...

>I'm a guy
>see an ad from another guy who wants spanking
>do it and surprisingly like it
>place my own ad
>M or F. I will spank as hard as you want
>F answers. She wants her and her bf to be spanked
>2 for 1, sounds like a deal for me
>meet them for coffee. just two regular people
>she's curvy but not bad. he's on the slight side
>discuss rules, safewords. going to include hand, paddle, leather strap
>willing to be ted up
>they say they both like getting spanked and having the other spanked
>get to their place a few days later
>get them stripped down, hands tied behind their back
>get them on their bed, heads down, ass up so their heads are next to each other
>tie their heads together
>start spanking
>they are so close to each other that they can hear each other's grunts, groans, whimpers
>guy's cock is harder than something really hard
>they're both turned on by being spanked and listening to the other
>position her with her mouth under the guy's cock and get him to lower himself so it's in her mouth
>start using the belt on his ass until he cums in her mouth
>untie them and say my good byes
>they call me a week later so we can do it again

have met with them three times and they seems to have reached their limit with spanking

>>738138512
Possibly. Are you a sissy fag who loves getting fucked while dressed in a girl's clothes?

>>738126567
>she

gas yourself faggot.

>>738139134
Not that guy, but...Who isn't?

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>>738136831
>>738131829
no it doesn't you fucking disgusting degenerate filth.

1/3
>be me
>almost wizard status
>chubby chick wants to get laid on her birthday
>hang out, have a few drinks
>a bit overweight but still 6/10
>lopsided titties but whatever
>made out, played with her titties, etc
>she wanted it doggie
>couldn't really do it, felt kinda weird
>she finished me off in cowgirl
>8/10 experience for me, probably 4/10 for her
>whatever still got laid

>>738124860
I don't get on much anymore(seen my family way too many times) but I love watching the downhill spiral of people. A buff-looking Marine went from wanting some tools to fix his car to being a trap who wanted to be spanked in a matter of months. I've never encountered a murderer and I think the hype is a little overblown to be honest.

I've told this before but since it's a weird story, ...

>see ad from older guy
>giving blow jobs
>he's right down the street from where I work and since it's been a dry spell I arrange to meet him
>get to his place
>luxury apartment on 12th floor overlooking river. very nice
>has me drop my pants and sit on chair
>starts working on my cock
this guy is right>>738133852
>he takes out a bottle of poppers and takes a hit
>spits on my cock and starts deepthroating it
>suck, poppers, deepthroat
>rinse and repeat
>pulls out a lollipop and tells me to suck it
>start sucking lollipop as he sucks my cock
>has me lift my legs and starts rimming me
>cock, poppers, rim, poppers, deepthroat
>tells me to give him the lollipop
>he sucks it for a minute and then starts fucking my ass with it
>fucks my ass, takes it out, rims me, sucks it again, puts it back in and goes back on my cock
>back and forth with liberal application off the poppers bottle
>finally can't hold off and cum hard
>he swallow it all
>pull up my pants, say thanks and leave
>all afternoon dealing with my underwear stuck to my ass due to the lollipop juice from my asshole
>literally tear out ass hair when I take my underwear off that night
lollipops... not even once

>>738139482
2/3
>be me, about a year later haven't been laid since
>7/10 black girl needs money
>actual college student, not prostitute
>meet up, get to business
>9/10 tits
>suck on them, play with them, etc (I'm a tits guy)
>she blows me
>11/10 holy fucking shit
>cummed on a towel
>tried to fuck but couldn't get it back
>felt bad man
>send her on her way with $100
>she was really pleasant, best wishes to her
>overall 9/10 experience

>>738139482
If that's 1, I can't wait to hear 2 and 3. That was some funny fucking shit. I'll hold off until you're done though. I don't want to mess with your groove.

>>738139844
3/3
>be me a few months later
>slightly older chick, mid 30s, 6/10
>hang out at her place, drink beer, talk, etc
>"anon its late, I think I'm going to bed"
>"yeah I'm ready for bed too. Let's go"
>she freshens up a bit in the bathroom
>jumped her as soon as she came back
>making out, playing with her titties
>hear "don't stop" while I'm eating her pussy
>mfw
>fucked bareback
>creampie
>9001/10 feeling
>she wants to snuggle a bit
>asks if I want to shower with her or sleep over
>I peaced out instead
>10/10 experience would do again

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TBH the whole casual sex thing sounds gross.

>>738125314

gross

>>738140370
That shit's all over the globe. I can't say I like your style but at least your roll with the punches. I'll see you next year for the next 3 stories. Hope they're just as interesting and random.

My GF had this fantasy of being watched while we fuck. Posted an ad on her birthday, million replies, pick our dude. He comes over, we fuck, he jerks, he goes. I thought it was awkward as fuck, but my GF was bonkers for it.

And that's my story.

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>>738140730
This was like 7 or 8 years ago

>>738126051
hey dude, i know you. pablo says hey btw. he loves the car.

>i used that extra thousand on some dank kush ;)

>>738125314
You got the aiades already ?

considering becoming someones kik slave, maybe eventually meet

>im 20 and so is he

>>738141218
Faggot

>>738141449
why not swing both ways?
>any hole is a goal, and i wouldnt mind being a goal for once

>>738131136
>CL for my city is pretty dead
You live in London right?

>>738142298
same here, hobart one is just personal connections and its all gay, but no one replies lol

>>738129314
Why didn't you fuck her before you got her kid taken away?

I just suck dick on craigslist. it hasnt worked out lately cause no one feels like abiding by the times I set.

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>>738124860
had multiple encounters with older guys including 2 that paid me and one of them was a shitty experience.

Most people on crag list are literally mentally retarded, like 1/5 are ok but the rest are usually stupid as shit. Ever worse with trans cause they just look like cross dressing males which one i meet was apparently a prostitute that dident clearly indicate it until we met and just said 250h on a fucking reply.

TDLR: Dont use crag list, grinder is probably better overall and faster.

>>738144348
Please explain grindr? I mean I know what is is, but how do I communicate that I'm a sub who only wants to worship cock. All the profiles I see just say 'hey'.

>>738126650
I kinda want to mess with him lol

>>738146573
That guy posted the same ad last night. I don't know if it's him, or if he knows him, or has a vendetta against him, or just thinks it's funny. But know this...that's a repost.

>>738145716
make your own profile. honestly i never used it to hook up but checked it out. I guess just look ok and you will get some replies?
You can add your own tag and stuff, its like tindr but you can message anyone and see everyone around you. No inappropriate pics until you pm people.

>>738147047
>That guy posted the same ad last night.

How retarded does one have to be to repost an ad like that? lol

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>>738124860
Started getting fucked when i was 14 by older guys from craigslist. First guy to ever fuck was 8.5"-9" and decently thick. He kind of raped me but I jerk off too it to this day so I'm not complaining.

>>738147804
>He kind of raped me but I jerk off too it to this day so I'm not complaining.

Story?

>cruising m4m on craigslist
>see ad from guy telling someone else to stop harassing him and trying to out him
>OK, take it elsewhere
>see same shit a couple more times
>kind of feel sorry for the guy since a guy tried to out me so drop him a note
>tells me he was outed at work because someone hacked his email
>we chat back and forth
>seems he was a priest who got outed to the local bishop. he retired under pressure
>agree to meet with him
>nice guy. invites me up to his bedroom
>he has porn playing, a line of dildos laid out and religious stuff all over the place
>end up fucking him after some real passionate foreplay
>end up chatting naked in bed for an hour
>after that it was constant drama about someone hacking his email, changing email addresses several times, claiming he didn't get mine
>despite all this, sex with him was great
>hooked me up with my first threesome (MMM)
>saw an email from someone complaining about him, how he had ED (he did) and a bunch of dildos
>moved away after about a year

could never figure out whether he was legitimately being harassed, if it was paranoia or some ruse to get guys to like him. he was a genuinely nice guy.

>>738148644
just to add, there's nothing like fucking a guy in the ass under the disapproving gaze of Christ on the cross

Found a fellow straight guy who was into showing off / degrading sluts.

We met up, showed pics & vids of his wife and my ex, enjoyed swapping stories and exposing them.

It was a great time. Wish he'd been local.

>>738129458
this same here got a fresh one my friend told me she just started hooking did everything i wanted even bj with no condom

>>738148780
Did you have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound?

>>738149274
The girl I was with wasn't a pro. She just needed money.
>didn't set any limits on what she'd do
>no time limit
>didn't ask for cash upfront
>did oral, anal, ATM, got fucked twice

It was like she didn't want to say no in fear she wouldn't get paid. I called her again and she said it was a one-time thing because she needed the money. Month later she called and we did it again.

>>738149816
I did, but having ED made it hard (no pun intended). He ended up jerking off while I fucked him with one of his dildos.

>feeling kind of depressed
>fuckbuddy decides he wants to move on
>changed jobs and went from a nice place with friends to a horrible work environment
>place an ad in m4m strictly platonic
>guy answers
>we chat back and forth
>meet him for coffee. nice guy
>meet him again to walk his dog (I love doggos) in a state park. nice chat
>tell him I'm going to a store in his area during the upcoming weekend. he says to stop by for coffee
>drop by, sit on couch and chat
>out of nowhere he says "would you like to come to bed with me?"
>hadn't thought of it before but this guy is just what I like... a little shorter than me, neat beard, stocky
>strip each other down and it gets better... average cock like mine, moderately hairy body
>spend the afternoon fucking each other
>chat some more over the next week but he just lived too far away to make it work

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>>738148166
Before that just gonna say this wasn't the beginning of my sexual perversion. That started when I was maybe 9-10.
>14yo searchin craigslist, at this point is already gotten 2-3 blowjobs from guys through there
>find one ad looking for a younger submissive bottom
>tried to get one of the guys before to fuck me but they chickened out since I was obviously underage
>this guy tries to pick me up in his van, in my driveway texting me
>i freak out and tell him my dad was on his way home and that i was only 16 so he'd get in trouble
>he said he doesn't care about my age and I should come with him before my dad came
>finally get him to leave but I told him to come back that night when everyone was asleep
>he comes and gets me around 10:30, we drive around and he parks in an apartment parking lot and tells me to get naked
>he has his pants off and we go to the back of his van, the seats are laid down so it's like a bed
>he has me suck him off till he's hard, made me choke a few times pushing on my head
>he pushes me onto my back and starts sucking my dick, nuts and asshole
>after awhile he has me in missionary position kissing me and prodding at my asshole
>never had anything more than my own finger in my ass at this point so he's pretty girthy for me
>tried to push head in but it hurts so i push away
>get scared again and tell him I'll just suck him off
>he puts his hands on my shoulders and pulls me back telling me it's fine and that I'll like it
>keeps trying to get the head in as I struggled to scoot away
>finally just rams it in, maybe 3" or so
>I screamed bloody murder, felt like he shoved a knife in my asshole
>he covered my mouth with one hand and put the other on top of my head to keep me in place
>I had tears streaming down my cheeks as he was fucking me, but it started to feel good so I stopped struggling
>by the time he blew in me he was balls deep all 9" and fucking me pretty rough
>dropped me back off at my place and I never heard from him again

>>738150561
hot

>>738126051
You got hussled son

>>738126650
Kik I also live in San Diego

> live in Houston.
> post in M4w
> only get hit up by tranny's that were displaced from hurricane Katrina
> Houston has more tranny's than any state I've been to.

No I don't fuck tranny's because I'm not a homosexual.

>post ps4 for sale
>guy texts me several hours later
>wait at a coffee shop to do the swap
>hes an hour late
>pays me in cash
>we go our separate ways

>>738149987
nice

>see ad from guy who wants to roleplay as a "daddy"
>want to spank his "son"
>arrange to meet with him
>he answers the door in a bathrobe
>kind of heavy set (I know that)
>says he got bad reports from school and I deserve a spanking
>tells me to strip down and get across his lap
>gives me a few spanks. nothing real hard
>says now I have to suck daddy's cock
>he gets on the bed and opens his robe
>nice cock but has huge balls
>start sucking him
>meanwhile he grabs a bottle of poppers and starts taking hits
>tells me to start sucking his balls
>get to work on them while he starts stroking himself
>more hits of poppers and starts jerking off pretty hard
>he's catching my face with his down stroke every time
>more poppers
>really slamming his meat now
>starts yelling "YEAH YEAH", slams his fist into the wall behind him as he cums all over his chest
>get up off bed and walk into the bathroom
>my lip is bleeding, feels like he broke my nose (didn't) and face is red as a beet
>get dressed and leave
>ignore his emails asking for his "son" to come over again

>>738125705
>>738125819
I'm from Vegas, lost my virginity to a girl from cl that was seven years older than me and still a virgin. She wasn't unattractive either.

>Be me, 15
>Horny teenager
>Put ad on CL to suck dick and such
>Guys is interested, probably in his thirties
>Lie about my age
>We meet up and he drives us to this place. Don't really remember what the building was, but we went off the side of it onto this trail
>We were pretty in the open but we didn't care because we were horny as hell
>I pull down my pants and whip it out. He sucks my cock for a bit and it feels pretty good but I didn't cum.
>He gets back up so I can suck him
>I get down on my knees and pull down his underwear
>Fuck, he's thick as hell
>Not that big in length tho
>I start to suck him and I'm inexperienced as hell but he's loving it
>after a couple of minutes he starts pushing me down further onto his cock and I start gagging a bit. I can tell he's close.
>He finally shoves my head onto the base of his cock and shoots his load down my throat.
>Slowly his cum
>We quickly get dressed because we thought we heard someone.
>Takes me back to where he picked me up and leaves.
>Go home and jerk off to the thought of it.

That was my first time doing gay shit and I haven't done anything since, but I really want to fuck a guy's ass or suck and get sucked. Totally wanna creampie a guy's butt so bad.

>>738124860

> be me
> find good deal on mirrorless camera on CL
> meet guy, his kids are with him
> goodtransaction.jpg
> adds me to google+
> starts flirting with me
> tell him I'm not into guys
> keeps flirting with him
> block him
> he creates a new account and adds me again
> tell him that I'm not a faggot
> writes a bunch of shit about me on his page and tags me
> he eventually goes away
fucking faggots.

>gay hooker years ago
>mostly ugly, old kinky guys
>get email response from my CL ad from one guy
>decent looking. says he has a big cock
>don't they all?
>he send a picture. yeah it's BIG
>tell him it's to big for anal but will blow him
>we meet in a parking lot and I get in his truck
>he has some vodka so I have some (being an alchie is was a good start)
>he opens his pants and takes cock out. yeah it's BIG
>start sucking on it.
>truck is hot, I'm leaning over awkwardly and start to feel a little dizzy
>come to a little later
>pants around my ankles, blood and cum dripping out of my ass
>decide shortly later that hooking isn't in my future

>>738137208
"6'2"

>>738124860
I live on a mountain with 15 acres of land. Mice wete starting to get bold. Found a cat being given away on CL. Called and the cat was still avail. Drove to this trailer park n met this old lady, she was at least 80. She told me how much she lived the cat n whatnot. Gave me the cat, the carrier n a shitload of catfood. Got cat home n found out it was declawed. WTF! Oh well, pitched it outside to go hunt mice. Next morning found cat dead on driveway, missing most of its body.

>>738157704
Thanks for the happy ending.