YOU JUST KNOW

You have to pay if you want to be successful in hollywood. I'm a black rapper and have already had to suck 2 jewish cocks to get my record deal.

Not even trolling but I would never tell irl of course.

>>738123134
story?

>>738123134
I am sorry for what you've had to do.
I'd suck your cock tho

>>738122954
Such a lucky fucker

>>738123134
Show me some Music from u

I envy him, if the stories are true.

I fapped so much to McKurdy.

>>738123134
G-Mo Skee is that you?

>>738122954
Everyone knows Hollywood execs are just sexual predators with money.
Lucky them.

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>>738122954

My man Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider.

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Are you ready, Dan? I know I'm too old for you, but I'm still hot and willing to do anything. Please, call me, I'm desperate to get a good gig again.

>>738124433
Miranda?

>>738123484
That's Dan "Beat my meat with your daughters feet" Schneider

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>>738122954

>>738122954
Dan 'hold her tighter shes a fighter' schneider

>>738123134
Bet your music sucks cock too

>>738122954
Dan " im a sharter fire starter" schnider

>>738122954
Dan "molest children" schneider

>>738122954
Dan " sign away your children" schneider

>>738122954
Dan "skippy" shnida

>>738122954
Dan the man

Dan "Give me your Anus if you want to be Famous" Schneider

>>738122954

Dan "get in the van" schneider

The best thing he's ever was was use the sam&cat instagram(might be twitter) and got literally a ton of underage kids to post "something about sam and cat" and write it on the bottom of their feet and post it before the next episode aired.

What a fucking genius.

>>738125996
HAHAHA rlly?
What else did he do.

>>738126083
who didn't he do is the better question.

>>738122954
come on now op. everybody has heard your story by now.
whats it like being a registered sex offender?
that's what you get for telling underage tv stars you jerkoff to them.

>>738123134
>black rapper
>2017
>record deal

>>738122954

Dan fucked all of them. All of them.

>>738126315
how? i mean it's obvious but is there any physical evidence? testimonies?

>>738126434
the victims get paid too well to let any of that stuff leak. The Jews at disney probably made them do illegal acts (drugs, etc) too so they have blackmail on them to ruin their public image if they ever try to talk.

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>>738123484
>story?
I sucking this jews cock and he asked me if I wanted to be a rapper.
>yeah, im black, so sure
The Jew takes me to his other Jew friends and I blow them all against their will
>thanks doggs, hollah at me late-uh
I get a Jew call me down to record muh rappin.
>aye yo wattup
Blow a whole Barmittsa.
>mmm thanks doggs gimme a shout when u need muh wraps again
licking my lips till this day, dogg

>>738126156
What's the deal? What are you implying?

>>738126232
record deals still exist
mostly just distribution deals and pomotions

>>738124433
Poor thing. Dan defiled her beyond repair. Why you don't saved her, /b/?

>>738126536
wow that's some story. have you ever thought of going to CNN with it?

>>738122954
What's the story? Any Nickelodeon insider here?

>>738127572
op has some issues. he kind of stalked Jenny McCurdy.
told he fapped to her and shit. he was 21 at the time.
now he posts this thread trying to get back at her. did a whole bunch of photo shops too.

>>738125996
It's real...

https://twitter.com/samandcat/status/378643898886656000?lang=en

>>738124433
Do you think Schneider did her?

>>738127774
>stalking a coalburner
fucking cuckolds

>>738128480
she has a twitter. why don't you ask her?
afraid to?

>>738128522
I think she was underage at the time.
op was rambling but its apparent he got himself in a lot of trouble.

>>738128308
what the fuck

>>738127774
he's literally a spoiled child

>>738127774
Interesting. Proof or sauce?

luckiest man in the world
you know what i would give to fuck that miranda asshole? anything

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>>738128958
This so much. That old man is living the dream.

>>738129126
>the fear in her eyes
gets me every time

>>738129126
can only imagine how many times he fucked her on set, i assume miranda looked up to him and let him do anything he wanted, most definitely let him fuck her in the ass

>>738128856
op posted it a few months back. should have screen capped it.
its obvious he's some kind of pedo.
crying about how the world doesn't understand him. our love is real love. that kind of shit.

Isn't it weird how most of the stars of this dudes shows never had a mental breakdown yet

Here's a direct quote from Robert Downey Jr:

"Hes a monster. The WORST predator alive. And if you wonder why nobody will confront or charge him? Hes in charge of multiple HIT SHOWS for Nick which rakes in oceans of money. Tens of millions of dollars multiplied by many years and many shows (not to mention his merchandising royalties). So Viacom-Nick warn him to cool it - then pay for his damn lawyers.

What about the parents? No tweener parent who shoved their kid into the limelight from birth is going to cross him either, and risk career suicide and loss of revenue (and residuals and future career). No matter how bad it ****s up the kids. Especially if theres MULTIPLE kid actors in the family. And the kids agents are complicit too. Just ask the Spears family. A LOT of settlements get paid out of Viacoms accounts."

>>738129126
>Clutching that tissue
He probably was fucking her throat just before this picture

Leave the poor guy alone

>>738129250
So, you don't have any proof. You are just shitposting, as usual. Such a shame.

>>738129497
source?

>>738129648
well I don't see any proof to the contrary?
you a pedo too?
they seem to defend each other.

>>738129926
relax, kiddo

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>>738122954
We should make a template out of OPs picture

cut out her face and place other peoples there

>>738129926
shut up faggot

>>738124433
That's sad. Hollywood is pure garbage.

>>738130201
I seem to have struck a nerve.
so you are a pedo.

>>738130189
Was literally looking for this template thank

https://youtu.be/vxpVYJj4Ebg

Here yall if u wanna see a interesting documentary about this topic really sad

>>738130263
>fag challenges me
>call him a pedo
>that will work

>>738129126
Wonder how much convincing it took Miranda to sleep with this disgusting perv.

>>738130263
your autistic sjw summerfag normieness pisses me off

>>738130494
so you admit you're a fag

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>>738129126
>friendly reminder Dan was first
just deal with it and move on, icarly waifufags

>>738131132
they can't. hence these threads.

>>738131132
Miranda is PURE, out of all the child stars she is innocent as hell, faggots.

>>738122954
Isn't that whore was on some Disney queer shit?

>>738131848
She likes choco XD

>>738133491
>She likes choco
Dan Schneider is black?

>>738133491
elaborate

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>>738133491
pls be true. i will pay to see sweet Miranda BBC'd.

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Dan "the sickest kid fucker" sneider

>>738133491
How do you know? Did you fucked her, nigga?

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hol up
nobody has even brought up the fact that Dan Schneider probably sucks off his black twink stars too.

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>>738134161
Crowded was cancelled too fast. I wanted to see the pot storyline.

How do you upload a gif?

>>738133491
Explain yourself, dude. I'm curious too.

>>738129126
imagine the sweet taste of her mouth

>>738135002
Has Miranda done nudes yet?

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>>738122954
Looks sick to me

>>738123693
Oh no the beef takes to 4chan

>>738135737
one man can dream

>>738129126
Yikes, coke can dan!

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>>738131132
Childhood is preferring Carly. Adulthood is realizing that Sam is best girl. Death is accepting Dan Schneider got to them first.

>>738135263

Those are supposed to be flowering cannabis plants?