Ask a chinese dude anything

>>738115658
>Chinese
>Dude
Pick one

>>738115658
Did you eat that dog?

>>738115751

I pick fag

>>738115798

Yeah and it was pretty good

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Why you got a dog that ugly...kinda look like that English whore i woke up with in 1969.. took years to heal from that posin pussy..and she robbed me..
i stopped drinking tho

Arr you good in math and stuff?

>>738116232
2340 on the SAT. your stereotypical chink fag

>>738116102
No you fag I have a retriever but I ain't posting that shit on the internet

>>738115658
do you live in china?

>>738116387
Go to school in the US. Currently in Beijing for summer break

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Why do Chinese dudes always cry when you fuck their asses?

>>738116631
Maybe you need more lube my dude

>>738115658
Why do you eat doggos? Can you please stop eating doggos?

>>738116747
Dogs are delicious and sharks are better. You can pry them from my dead chinky yellow hands

why are chinese tourists the way they are

>>738115658
The sound of silence - disturbed

>>738115658
Tell me about getting laid in China.

>>738115658
你喜欢男的还是女的
绝地雪碧诱惑不

>>738116882
Because they are new to the place and are rude fucks that grew up in a second world country--trust me it's not just the tourists, mainland shit is much worse

Also what AIs am i fucking training with thie recaptcha shit?

>>738116985
Don't understand your second sentence but I am a straight male

do you speak wapanese?

>>738117008
go into 4chan settings and turn on legacy captcha. I'd rather leave 4chan than use the new one

>>738116950
>Hook up on this app named TanTan(探探)
>also Tinder can be used with VPN
>Meet up
>Go to hotel
>whack the shit out of her with my belt
>choke her while doggying her

pretty much it

I work with a bunch of chinese guys. Why do all of love speaking hmong during work hours in an American company?

>>738117069
No I'm not a jap fag

>>738117057
I got fucked by IMEI.
雪碧:https://www.google.ca/search?q=雪碧&tbm=isch

>>738117225
because we love our native tongue and love talking shit about your cracker/nigger/jew ass behind your back

>>738115658
How small is your dick?
Do you smell bad like most Chinese?

arr rook same doe!

>>738117303
Dick is 15 cm

IDC if you believe me or not

and chinks in my honest experience have less body odor than crackers

>>738117375
Debatable. Whites might smell worse when we do, but we put more work into not smelling at all.

>>738117375
How much girth? Chinese have thin penises
You didn't answer the second question.
Did you grow up around other Chinese? Maybe only the ones who travel smell bad?
Why are Chinese such insufferable tourists?

>>738117467
probably because the offending chinks you talk about never heard about deodorant in their lives. it's possible.

Hindu fags are the worst offenders tbh

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what's the deal with china's population? why do you fuck liek horny rabbits?

>>738116839
What animals do you keep as pets ifor you eat the doggos?

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do chinese people like this

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>>738117522
here, a pick of my dick so you can stfu or suck it or whatever. Case is iphone 6plus case for comparison. I can post timestamp or whatever that is when I get home from work

I grew up a mix in china/america and chinks that have western world experience generally know about BO

I answered the tourist question above you fag

>>738117638
some dogs are specifically raised for slaughter and some are pets you retard just like pigs

>>738117650
some do im sure but fuck off with that nigger faggot shit in this thread thanks

>>738117718
BabJjajanNanjajjhahhaa

Every chink I ever met smelled like a rotten squid

>>738117632
who knew lots of population leads to more population

>>738117800
rotten squid is delicious thanks

>>738117844
Explains why you think squinteyes smell ok you stinky bitch

>>738117946
probably just to piss you off you piece of faggotry

is panda express quite popular in china? do you think memoirs of a geisha is a fairly accurate representation of your peoples history?

>>738118031
panda express is chink food made to make niggers and crackers fat as fuck and is fake as fuck (but i think it tastes meh)

fuck off with the jap shit you guys didn't nuke em enough

someones timmies are ruffled

>>738118097
Salty cuz a tiny island of skinny orientals dominated your ancestors with dicks even tinier than yours

>>738118355
I saw those images when they taught them in middle school. you really think I'm gonna get triggered?

hello newfriend, welcome to hell...enjoy your stay!

>>738118465
been lurking for a while

You Cantonese or Mandarin?

>>738118097
>didn't nuke em enough
Tell me how much you hate the Japanese

>>738118541
he said hes chinese dick head

>>738118541
I can speak both

>>738118554
from a scale of one to ten I think they should be sunk to the absolute bottom of the ocean

>>738118575

>lel

Why is your people mostly unconscious? Cars are dangerous, you know

>>738118911
lots of chinks
one death or two won't fucking matter
also if you don't cross the street you'll never get across, drivers are mental as fuck

>>738118642
Wow I guess I don't hate the Chinese anymore. Thanks Chanon. Thought on Taiwan?

>>738119047
pieces of shit that should stop existing and should stop pretending that they are a real country. It's either a province of china or usa's fuck toy. your choice taiwan chinks

>>738117177
Is the pussy cheap?

>>738115658
lol looking at your opinions makes me sick. you're a retard brainwashed by your surroundings. look at history, not propaganda history books

>>738119130
Why are they so fucking loud? Is it just me or do they yell always?

>>738119220
You can tell it's not propaganda when I agree with it

>>738119283
wrong. agreement doesn't equal truth.
Brainwashed people don't think they're brainwashed, chink.

>>738119371
Way more people agree with my truth you fucking fat lazy stupid american dog fucker

>>738119642
So numbers equals truth? You chinese people are always about POWER in the end. No matter how you twist it.
Btw a nation filled with brainless cockroaches is not worth any more than a land filled with pigs (that at least can afford their gluttony and live stressfree lives)

>>738119642
woah you're calling me a dogfucker? at least we don't eat dogs, their meat is horrible.

>>738115658
Are you sick of China going on the road to fiscal ruin to keep giving the USA loans so the USA don't cut the food off its surplus food as an unspoken blackmail threat?

What do/did you want to be when you grow up?

o lawd, we dun gun hav intanational incedint

Having been to China, I can tell a white dude fucked "his" girl. What an insecure faggot.
Let me guess 20s, skinny, and long hair?

If you think USA's 20ish generation is bad you should see these fucking Chinese faggots. They all look like queer emos. The old guys won't even drink or hang out with these faggots. Their girls are all looking for a white man to take them away and put half and half babies in them.

What the fuck went wrong. These niggers can't even join the military anymore, because they aren't fit enough. Do they even lift? They barely can lift their own fucking hand.

A friend is in the military, we go out to the bar without our wives one night and he tells me of a game he likes to play. We go to a coffee shop lure one of these hipster faggots out and just mud hole stomp him. He sees uniform and just lets us do it. Hands over his ID card. Pathetic.