>walk into your room >See this What do you do, /b/?

>>738111860
Call ICE and report the break in

Sup random chick.

What are you up to? Want a sandwich I was just gonna make one.

Then probably just hang out and maybe ask how she got in.

shoot intruder with 12 gauge.

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>>738112218

You sound like a nice guy, anon.

ask who the fuck they are and then fuck them

>>738111860
Ask for ID and to see bagina then smash anally.

Pet the cat fuck the pussy

>>738111860

casually lie face down with my head right in her ass

>>738111860
"Give me the cat or I call the cops"

>>738112341

Nice guy literally or 'nice guy' the insult people here love?

Ask if she's okay and then pet the cat.

>>738111860
What the fuck is that pussy doing in my room

>>738111860
Kick the kitten to wall like a football then throw the ugly bitch out. I lock the door, then proceed to physically abuse the poor animal until it dies. All while the owner afromentioned as the ugly bitch sobs outside for an undetermined amount of time.

>>738111860
Wonder what timeline I was on.

Fuck that sweet pussy.

>>738111860
Tell her to get that laptop off that damn shaggy carpet, where I know its fucking overheating and sucking up dust like crazy

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>>738112474

Nice guy that gets his dick sucked and choked on.

say hi

see what she's watching

play with her cat

ask how she got in my house and why

>>738112966

so qt

>>738112993
p 2

ask if cat or her needs food

if they are homeless or anything help them

ask if they need to call someone ect

let her use my shower

keep watching YouTube if she leaves

>>738112966
Checked
Very nice

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tell her to get the fuck away from my cat

>>738111860
100% honest, pet the kitty

>>738111860
Kick her in the fucking face for being in my house. I don't know that bitch

Question the gender

>>738113299
Nice dubs
I agree

>>738111860
cant be my room, that's not a thinkpad

i'd pet the pussy, though

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>>738113061
Very

>>738114145
do u have more of her? dump pls

>>738113333
Underrated post.

pet the cat, clearly

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>>738114287

What do you like about her, anon?

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>>738114345
dido

>>738111860
Sneeze, 'cause I'm allergic to cats.

>>738114329
>>738113333

Why would you kick a girl that's hardly wearing any clothes?

>>738111860
Shout out "BODY SLAM" then run and launch myself ontop of her back.

>>738114432
she's cute
her smile is cute
she has a cat
her hair is nice
her cat is nice
wears beanies
wears large jackets

>>738111860
Pet the pussy for the longest time...

Then play with the cat.

why do her piercings below her lips keep switching sides

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Give her three choices
1. Wait for the cops and get arrested for breaking into my home
2. Get the fuck out and never come back
3. Get shot.

>>738112454
Here's the thing. You said a "mountain lion is a lion." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies lions, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls mountain lions "lions". If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying lion family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Felidae, which includes things from house cats to ocelots to tigers. So your reasoning for calling a mountain lion a lion is because random people "call the big ones lions?" Let's get panthers and leopards in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A mountain lion is a mountain lion and a member of the lion family. But that's not what you said. You said a mountain lion is a lion, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the lion family lions, which means you'd call house cats, tigers, and other cats lions, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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>>738114522

You'll knock her out if you do that, anon. She's tiny.

>>738115376
she's so fucking cute holy shit

take the cat for myself.

Call the emergency services. She would be dead already since my dogs would rip her apart.
I have two Dogue de Bordeaux's at home trained to attack all intruders. Including the damn cat.

offer her and the cat a bowl of eggs.

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>>738111860
Immediately give the D

IM ALLERGIC TO CATS GET OUT REEEEEEEE

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>>738115446

You have good taste anon.

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Simply amazing. Uncanny valley as hell, but I think that's why I like her so much.
REEEEEEE

>>738111860
Fall on the floor and gasp for air because this dumb bitch got cat hair all over my shit and I'm fairly allergic.

On the plus side she might give me an apologetic hand job in the hospital.

intruder! break her over my knee like a sack of potatoes

I was molested by a girl like this once in the middle of a store. Sometimes I still see her out and about giving the rape face. Stranger than fiction, really.

pet cat, put him aside, eat girls asshole clean.

>>738116027
different anon here
Yeah, she's adorable. Would love to just cuddle, make out with and do foreplay for hours. Ravaging sex comes later after the mushy stuff.

>>738111860
Scratch cats head then take the laptop and lurkmoar.

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>>738116353

You were probably asking for it.

She did nothing wrong.

Tsk tsk no full body pics come on

>>738116432

I'm with you.

I want to have her lay on top of me and make out with her until both of our lips are raw.

>>738116606
She's done everything right. Any girl that reminds me of her really does it for me. That's rarer than I thought

>>738116606
HNNNNNNGGGGG

>>738116801
high five bro
too many horny dudes go straight for wanting to fuck. can't neglect that sweet, waifu for laifu, relationship forming build up

>>738115126
phylogenetic bracketing is a thing

>>738117556
When she's also on the same frequency as you sexually, man, that's once-in-a-lifetime.

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>>738117061
>>738117387

I think it's her smile that gets me + her pretty brown skin.

>>738117767
thought i had that for my first long term relationship. We were just in that honeymooning phase.

>>738118001
When the hair is cut short, my legs get a bit weaker. Tanning turns the most beautiful ivory skin to a darker shade, very good for disguising yourself.

>>738118084
That shit it more elusive than many think.

To bad she will be ugly as fuck in 3-5 years

kick her out and tell her to leave the cat there

>>738111860
Girl? Twink? I don't care. I'm fucking that.

>>738112293
My nigga

>>738116353
Greentext story

>>738116353
Start another thread with this story anon

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>>738120199
Checked

>>738120199
>>738120274
You know what they say about memes and their influence.

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>>738111860

>Who the hell is this?
>That's not my laptop.
>Well, my cat likes her, can't be all bad.
S'up? Want something to drink?

>>738116606
The more pics you post the more I wanna punch her

>>738120736
t. girl in photos