Why are you still browsing /b/ instead of getting married?

>>738106584
this post gave me crippling depression

>>738106897
you just need to find the right person, anon-kun!

>>738106584

Marriage is a fucking joke.

I am married.

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>>738108211

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Why would I get married at 20? I'm retarded but not THAT retarded.

i have a nice girldfirend. She's asleep right now and i'm bored so i i'm on /b/ looking at faggot post like yours.

You're probably 14 max

I'm cursed I can't get a girlfriend.

>>738106584
I am married. OP pretty much on point.

Probably because I'm 18. People don't usually get married at 18 (not intelligent people anyway)

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I mean I have a bf but I'm way to scared to get married and I'm not sure why

>getting to be alone with someone else

no

She left.

>>738106584
Jesus those apartments are gross as fuck.

Fucking renters.

>>738108548
Because mariage isn't for everybody.

If you're not 95% sure the person is the RIGHT ONE, mariage is stupid.

So if you're not sure about it, just dont do it.

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Im not capable of helping another person grow with the use of validation and affection for them.

>>738106584
I've done both. Wouldn't recommend either.

>>738108211
I'm so sorry for your loss

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>>738106584
Aspiring to a lazy slob alone or with someone is hardly praiseworthy.

Because I can't feel romantic or sexual feelings for anyone.

>>738106584
I was married. But, then she did an hero.

>>738106584
I am married and recently had a kid.

>>738106584
>that pic
I'd be willing to bet a girl made this.

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I'm married. It just sucks because my wife got really fat and I'm no longer attracted to her.

>>738108282
Seriously

My parents married at 18 and had four kids by the time they were 30. My life hasn't been as shitty as it easily could've been, but their marriage is a fucking joke.

>>738108703
I think this is the right idea, but IRL it's much more complicated. I'm married, young too, same-sex btw, but we DID know 95%, we're beyond our years and it has been smooth as butter relationship-wise despite our compicated circumstances. You can't ignore the type of connection we instantly felt with eachother, like a subconscious attraction between two brains.

If you're in a relationship that requires constant 'work' to keep it healthy or even just to make it worth staying then that's not the right person to marry. If you're not ready for the commitment then you shouldn't marry etc etc. But in real circumstances people are afraid they'll lose that person if they don't, even if they're not sure, they don't want to lose that comfort or to start over again, because let's admit it starting over is fucking shithouse.

You guys saying only stupid people get married young though are fucking retarded, in my experience it's only the immature that hold those kinds of opinions, the kind of guys that would care more about the size of someone's ass than their personality and who they are. And the people that think marriage at all is stupid are just psychopaths/sociopaths who deserve their lonely miserable existence for being born so mentally flawed tbh.

>>738108995
n

Got lucky, got a hot wife. Knocked her up, she grad'd college, I became a pilot all within one year. Still browse #thechan and masturbate incessantly but she sticks around bcuz I won the big d roulette and them awesome tongue skillz

>>738109886
Maybe you'll get lucky and grow out of the whole gay thing

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I am already married and browsing chan

>>738106584

What kind of weird-ass Chinese food has 㝊 written on the package? That's a fucking red flag right there, mate.

>>738106584
I'd like to maintain exclusive rights to my money and property.

Married with 3 kids. Wife tells me today she's leaving.

>>738109886
>Im young, gay and married

The rest was not needed. Come back when you are 35 or older. Then you can say something about marriage.

>>738108995
Choose your class for the virgins at age 30

i've got a girlfriend, we've been together for over a year now

>>738106584
Just broke up with my girlfriend of over 6 years.

Fuck I want to fall in love so bad.

I've had one GF and she was a 6/10 I couldn't have given less of a shit about.

Here's something interesting, I'm talking to a girl now that I think I do love. Surprising emotion to develop, I'm kinda emo and have been against the idea of proclaiming love for another for a minute.

>>738106584
>Why are you still browsing /b/ instead of getting married?

Because it's a raw deal for men.

Women are more likely to seek divorce. They're allowed to use your funds to fuel their own legal case against you so the divorce proceedings is a war of attrition in which both parties are dipping into your wallet. Naturally this means men want to settle as fast as possible and women are advised to elongate the whole thing until you give up everything.
I work too damn hard for so damn little just to have it all ruined like that.

Not only that but if a wife gets pregnant from an affair, if it's conceived during the marriage the husband is almost always held liable for the child.
Speaking of children, women have an unfair advantage in seeking primary custody. Women are in a better position to use children as pawns, and again, if you're married, they get to dip into your funds to fuel their case on why they ought to have primary custody.


Now, by all means, have the ceremony, but the actual marriage license? Fuck no. Never. It's essentially relationship insurance for women, and while not all women are evil as fuck, why, on god why, should you have to take that risk? What loving partner would ever want to see you in such a place of weakness? Fuck that noise.

TL;DR: Yes, I'm jaded.

>>738106584
I'm actually engaged already. Pretty happy about it honestly I really love my girl. I made her into a b tard too, she loves posting on shit.

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Im 20 years old and in college
Plus i dont trust anyone enough to make them a part of my stupidly complicated and sad mental state
>inb4 trust issues and self diagnosed attention faggot
I dont have trust issues and i was diagnosed as a young age
I just dont trust anyone enough to assume or know that anyone could understand or deal with it
Im alone and im not going to be the one to change that

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>>738106584
I am married. It's really great tbqhwy

Been in a relationship almost 8 years, married almost 4. It's fantastic, just as depicted in OP's pic.. only difference is that I'm a male married to another male.

Get cucked, heteros :^)

>>738108860
what is this shit? I have it

>not gay either

I FEEL NOTHING

>>738108995
Simon? YOU THINK I'M FAT? AFTER I FUCKING PUSH OUT 7 KIDS FOR YOU WHEN I ONLY WANTED 2, YOU CALL ME FAT?
At least I can lose some weight, your dick will be forever 4inches.

With SO for 12 years, married for 6, we didn't rush into anything and it's been great overall. there's always some problems but if you're both not working to sort them out and communicating, that's where the problems fester.

I'm on /b/ because I love me some loli

>>738112419
You have any kids??

my muses wont let me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

>>738112497
Oh hell no. I'm the Mrs and he is practically sterile anyway. I definitely should not reproduce given my attractions.

I don't like getting all of my shit taken away from me in a divorce, and having to pay alimony for the rest of my life.

>>738106584
College humor? Gay ass shit

>>738106584
CollegeHumor's comics are usually just rehashed platitudes from Reddit. 1/10

>>738112641
... that's... a twist.

So how did that all go down? Does he know you're a pedo?

>>738106584
>Not worth the effort
I don't need someone else to make me feel happy.
Long Term relationships are filled with useless "obligatory" sacrifices, manipulation, posturing and goes against human nature.
That being said don't salt yourself, fuck as many women as you can.
>But don't find yourself nailed down by some slut because they are all the same

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I was married once, divorced later the same year. I loved her at the time but once we were married she turn into a psycho bitch. Waste of my time, money and had trust issues afterward. That was about 6 years ago never again will I marry.

>>738112990
He knows. He isn't into it, but he gets off on me getting off on it which is more than I can ask for.

>>738112641
Cool

>>738106584
Already married. Wife's at work. I need a fap.

>>738106584
Been married for 20 years. Its ok I guess.

>>738106584

how that guy is still fat.

Not interested in getting married right now. I recently found a domme who wants to sissify me and peg me and I'm super excited about it!

>>738106584
Marriage is a shit deal and i do not need to be married to have a girlfriend or even a fuck buddy.

My close friend, was sooo desperate and was only thinking with his cock, got a complete dumpster fire troll pregnant. She only dated black guys until she met him. And now their married. I wemt to the wedding with my gf for keks. Now hes completely miserable and has absolutely no balls or self esteem. Hes the biggest asshole I know now. And when we were really close he admitted he liked jerking off to traps.

>>738111803
you just suck my wife and i needed the piece of paper for insurance

also im the stay at home, and she got her tubes tied

You just got a bad one, good ones do exist

>>738106584
I'm here to get away from my marriage.

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>>738106584
I do not have a job good enough to support a family.

ofcourse niggers and spics get to have 12 children and the state assists them through it all

>>738108995
roll

have been married
so now i am back to browsing

>>738108128
You can say that again. Why would you need a legal document to justify your love for someone or think it somehow strengthens your bond?

>>738108995
Roll

>>738106584
Every time my girlfriend bitches about not being married, I add a day to how long I'm waiting before I ask her. Until then, I browse.

>>738108995
Why not divorce or make her have an "accident"

>>738119226
Be honest with her

>>738118999
chekt and tax reasons

>>738111803
This guy knows.

Family law in Western countries is a fucking mess. Men who get married are putting their necks in a guillotine and hoping their wife won't pull the lever.

>>738106584
Simple OP, I don't know if I'm willing to commit my whole life to this woman, settle down and start a family with, it takes a real man to know when the time is right

>>738108859
True words. Relationships make Most people lazy. The concept of beeing loved no matter what often fires back as an excuse for beeing and remaining mediocre. Embrace your loneliness and gain power and Motivation to become a better human beeing. In the meantime hookers do a good Job in satisfying lesser instincts.
Ended a Long Time relationship for this concept as I realized that I need the pressure of beeing alone to find motivation to achieve more.

Relationships are overrated, Sex for money is easy to find.
No relationship = more time for building Up an career and earning money

>>738111944
What's it like being a young age?

Working on my degree and working out most of the time, on a usual work day i have about 3 hours of free time and i don't feel like that's enought to have a relationship - especially in the early phases. But i did consider to get into online dating, even though i hate facebook like interaction i might get myself some account or something soon as i'm slowly getting presentable. (I'm not as much of a fat fuck as a year ago!)

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>>738106584

>>738113361
Never seen a female that's into loli before. Learn something new every day, I suppose.

>>738106584
Why would you want to get married?

>>738119372
How long is she waiting now?

>>738106584
>being alone with somebody
amazing - theres this stranger in your house, eating your food and taking up space and in return u get no emotional support or anything else of value. All your problems stem from the other person and u cant talk them over with them, cuz they r cunts.
>married
>just fuck my shit up, fam -B. Fraser

>>738120010
What are some benefits, anon?

because i'm a lazy procrastinating social retard.

I don't like being around people because I have depression and anxiety. I haven't had a physical contact with any other human except mom from more than a month

>>738120276
there are good things about being single and you should always think about what you'll lose being in a relationship.

>>738111803
pre-nup

>>738120744
When you get married you only have to pay taxes for about 1 1/2 of a person. In the eyes of the law you count as a singular person.

I've been dead inside for years before I got married. It's honestly a relief with our tax bracket. And it's nice to know even if we're both just horrible broken people we can still trust each other and act in our mutual interest and have everything we worked for go to someone we care about in the event one of us dies.

>>738121152
best case scenario one of you dies, hope she doesn't leave you my dude

>>738106584
Getting married to who? I'm terrible at dating, so marriage is leagues away from my current standing.

>>738109886
Bullshit, even marriages start to see major strain 7 years after marriage. It's due to the fact that people WILL change.

Getting married, especially younge, is a total shit show because of how dramatically people change during their mid-to-late twenties. Everything from fiscal, to emotional consistency changes dramatically during the first 10 years of adulthood.

Getring married before you're thirty is the same as getting a tattoo at 14, you're going to fucking regret it when you're older.

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>>738120838
Let me give you a little hint then:
You're depressed for a reason, possibly because you realize how much of a weirdo and social outcast you are. You and only you can change that. If you're fat go start a diet, if you're ugly - become good at something, surround yourself with nerds who do the same. They will know your pain and welcome you in their ranks. Once you've built yourself up and realize that you're a presentable human being that is objectively not that terrible you may notice how your self perception has a large impact on your mental state. It does slowly, but it helps.
On a side note: Terribly unhealthy eathing habits and the lack of sunlight can also result in depression, try to eat more healthy shit and be outside at least an hour a day.
TLDR; It's your own life, nobody will seriously help you get a hold of it - that's your own job. If you hate beeing depressed find the causes and fix them one at a time.

>>738121222
I would not have married if didn't know I could trust her even if our love died. If you're like me find someone who is loyal above all things.

>>738120921
Judges can ignore part or all of pre-nuptial agreements at their discretion. The first thing your wife's lawyer will do is try to have the pre-nup thrown out.

>>738108995
Roll

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>>738121646

>>738108995
BERSERKER

The man i'm engaged to is also a /b/tard. We're waiting a while to actually get married.

>>738111803
In Missouri, the woman has to be a thoroughly proven unfit mother for the man to get custody. Which is why my meth head mother was allowed to move my brother and I halfway across the country away from any and all family. I often wonder how much better my life would have been growing up with my very normal father with a good job and a house, rather than my welfare abusing mother in a trailer park in Texas.

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>>738121723
9/11 jokes for pillow talk then?

>>738121764
Sometimes

>>738106584
>2017
>Marriage

Stop living the low life lifestyle marriage is a religious activity, you can write a contract if you want something official. I will probably only marry to change my GF's last name but there won't be any benefits

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My best friend's ex and I have been messing around a lot lately. They broke up because she cheated on him. She wants to know what we are

>mfw

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>>738121792
Goddamn, some people here actually live the good life.

>>738106584
Because I am Amish I am waiting for the right girl

I am married and I will be until one of us dies.

>>738121852
Every so often, two fags meet and fall in love. Dreams do come true.

>>738106584

I do lol at the fact that of course it's a fat guy that doesn't care about shaving and he still gets a smoking hot chick.

>>738106584
This pic must be day 1 of their relationship. The girl isn't fat yet.

>>738108995


i gotta roll dude im sorry

>>738121818
I can't believe you would date someone who has cheated... you are an idiot.

She's probably cheating on you with her ex/your best friend as I type this.

>>738121969
Top kek. I've been with my wife for 12 years and I love her with all my heart and she makes my life amazing BUT there is nothing truer than this post.

>>738106584
Aww I love this picture! This is exactly me and my bf!
> inb4 tits or gtfo
> cool story faggot
> kys faggot
At least I'm a happy autist faggot kek.
I saved this picture op, I hope you don't mind

>>738106584
my bf broke up with me and im not the type of the girl i have a crush on. thats why

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You don't actually get to be alone together unless you pick a person who does the same. My girlfriend likes to go out and I like to pc game in the dark. Our relationship will collapse soon considering how we live together and have to deal with it everyday.

>>738106584
I'm already married.

>>738106584
>she had pizza all for herself

>>738121389
I am not ugly nor fat nor weird. I really tried everything from gym, forcing myself to go to social events, etc but all that didn't work and made me more depressed. Being around people makes me more depressed because i am anxious around them. So i just stay in home, laying in my bed, doing nothing, no one to talk with, no dreams to be fulfilled.
The only solution i see is suicide but i can't do it because i am a pussy.
Also my appetite is very shitty

>>738108995
.

>>738112180
asexual/aromantic
lgbtqA, the last part of the long ass gay sub

I hate most women and haven't felt like I connect with one emotionally or rationally yet

>>738121658
That's really sad. "SOME" woman deserve don't deserve more than being jamal's sex slave

If i was married it would be harder for me to schedule in fucking your wife.

>>738106584
all the people crushing on me are guys & not my type. it is/would be easy to overcome that but i just dont want to date them.
the girl i like isnt into me but she still treats me the same way as before i confessed. i have a little hope that shell return my feelings
marry young die young is the plan

>>738122591
I love you and you are beautiful.

bc im ugly and shy :>

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The only girl i ever loved died in a car crash when she was 21, we had been together for 4 years.

slept with a few girls since, i've never felt a connection like i did with her.

I'd honestly rather die alone than settle for some shallow sket who's favorite things are make up, fast food and reality TV, that's all i've found in the past 5 years and its a no thanks from me.

> mfw i miss u so much Callie

>>738106584
This is sooo fake woman cant be happy and hate went man is happier

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>>738123672
Post nudes feg

>>738106584
I am married.

>>738106584
fucking normie

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>>738123743

only have 1, feels indecent sharing but fuck it, she's dead :(

>>738108680
>judging a cartoon

>>738123975
horray!
very nice

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>>738122670
Well you're trying to force yourself to be something you are not: A normie. I feel the same way when going to normie concerts and shit, and i even accept that i don't enjoy them, but i managed to find a middle ground for myself to casually and regularly meet up with people i enjoy wasting time with.
You don't have to be a party animal to have friends, you don't even have to enjoy clubbing and all that shit. Seeing truely happy and beautiful people can be a bummer, especially when depressed, but you should try to find some people to talk to. Find friends.
You don't seem to have any, so i'd suggest to find something that you enjoy and find some sort of club or something for that. The nerdier the better. That doesn't lead to picking up chicks, but it leads to social contact which is a very important part of being happy.
>pic extremely related

>>738123975
Damn shame.

OP your question is moronic, ignorant and rather foolish.

i hope you get aids normie

>>738122670
>>738124015
>find some sort of club
Let me clarify: I'm talking of sports activities, joining local environmental groups, discussion circles - stuff like that.

>>738109021
I am curious why you're saying that, did they divorce or something?

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>>738124015
>tfw you finally get to the top of the pyramid

>>738111743
>I'm kinda emo
Underage b&

>>738124158
shitface fag cunt bitch go and die in hell you fucking whore i hope you kill yourself and you family because i will end your fucking life by giving you aids

>>738106584
What if my being single is going to pubs or 'shudder' clubs and taking a girl home...

>>738124316
then you are a fucking shitface fag normie and go and kill yourself nobody likes you and i hope you fucking die of cancer just like your mom did and you are a fucking fag and fucking normies like you should all die fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you lolololololololollololol

PLEASE NOTICE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>738124369
Been here too long....But nice try

because women don't like the broke and unambitious and I'm both

>>738121818
I've been having my good friends gf over almost every night this week and half the time we end up cuddling for a while.

I feel like a piece of shit but I'm really enjoying it because I've been alone for so long.

>>738106584
Why the fuck would I get married when I can just hire a prostitute?

>>738106584
honestly true though. I love being alone with a woman. A woman really balances a man.

>>738106584
This is horseshit , if you like being alone, have your SO there all the time is a fucking horrible...

>>738124489
GAY FAG SHIT GO PLS AND DIE NBOBY LEKIS YOU FAG FAG FUCK U U SUK

please do not fall for this blatant lie anons. I have tasted the forbidden fruits and have been trapped many times, only to find my self holding onto something I don't want to hold onto for a reason I can't explain. They aren't sane and they aren't there to do what you want to do. They will break and lay around with you but only at the cost of them pouting about going somewhere or not saying anything at all taking your peace of mind away.

>dating girl for 5 years
>we sit around the house for the first few months, she's into it
>play skyrim and mirrors edge and shit
>suddenly she has no interest in any of that
>wants to go out and do shit
>we live in a dead town wit hthe only thing to do 30 miles away and it's walmart
>also I'm jobless because no jobs
>so no gas or money to do these things
>get job and it pays better than anything here
>still somehow have no money
>realize it's because she wants to go out and eat all the time, fuck around at walmart and other places to buy makeup and shit
>tell her she needs to get a job because I can't afford her, her 3 cats and her lifestyle (food, clothes, makeup etc.)
>she doesn't
>we break up
>she suddenly has job
>get back together and she quits

DO NOT date officially, stay single go on dates when you want to try and conquer the pussy then go home and do what you like to do.

>>738125500
So ONS is the way to go?

>>738125576
Oncology Nursing Society..?
Yes.

>>738125152
>have your SO there all the time is a fucking horrible...

What?

Because right now I'm not married to Cara my future goddess, queen, princess, bae but until then I'll just keep having fun everyday and every second.. :D

I don't know how to relate to women enough so that I can carry a stimulating conversation. Pretty much equates to being a virgin

>>738125672
If you like to be alone having a gf around all the time is terrible.
They fucking NEED attention.
15 mins of gaming and my ex would just fuck with me till I gave her attention.
When asked what else she wanted to do she never fucking knew.

>>738106584
I'm engaged.
So I'll do whatever the fuck I want with my free time

>>738125995
fucking this. Seriously considering joining the MGTOW community

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>>738106584
>10+ year relationship, only see each other on weekends

pretty fucking sweet actually. too far of a distance for mid-week pre-work quickies

>>738126092
acceptable terms. Spend 2 days with SO doing what each other want OR for the sake of being "a good man" what she wants because it's TWO DAYS. Good on you anon.

>>738126092
is that cat really smoking?

>>738108995
Kbzkgzigsigzogz

I live with my girl of 11 years. She works long hours. We have weekends and maybe 3-4 hours together a week night. The only real issue I have is that she will say we should go out. So say, "where?" Then she lists off five places all over the city. I like having a plan. She likes driving around to figure it out. Couple of weeks ago we drove over 20 miles in circles till we ended up at an over priced bar that only had sandwiches. I wanted to slap her pretty bad, but I didn't.

>>738108995
roll

>>738125621
Do you get to fuck nurses?

Can anyone send nudes please?

>>738106584
>married person trying to get others to feel bad for not being enslaved by a contract

KEK

enjoy marriage you cuck while I continue to fuck women that are married :)

>>738125995
My issue is that she says she wants to do something, but then wants me to have suggestions. Also, the whole "where do you want to have dinner?" thing. We live around several places, she always wants to drive 30 miles to a new place. Food is food. I don't care how good it is. It can't be worth the gas and the round trip.

>>738126529
personally no, I'm never around nurses to really talk to any and try. But sure I mean if you're a med student or go to the hospital a lot it's possible.

>>738126770
I'm relating to so many anons today

I'm not attracted to the girls that like me n the ones I like are with some. No worries tho, I'm actively trying to steal them. They know it and don't care, it turns me on even more actually

>>738121764
Cringy af
2edgy4me

>>738106584
Because statistically marriage is a loosing game for men? Why would i want to gamble half my shit?
I mean dating and lving together thats totally fine and cool and i wanna do it someday, but full blown marriage? Not with out prenups.

>>738108995
rolling

I am married.

I'm also have an affair with a woman who is 8 years younger than my wife.

>>738106584
>Depression
>alcohol
>gf left me a year and a half ago
>dating is shit
>everything is shit

>>738126916
We live next to a pool hall with bar food, a German place, a sushi/Thia place, three pizza places, a burger bar, a Bennie Hanna's, a water front sports bar, two Italian places... etc Those we can walk to. We can drive to so many other places in less than ten minutes. She always prefers places far away. Her favorite, a steak house 40 minutes away that never has parking, or seating, and she always gets apps.

Be 25

Can confirm, dating in my age group is honestly one of the worst fucking things in the world right now. The millennials operate in a instant gratification world, meaning they want their rewards right away and dont want any of the shitty part that comes with them. Meaning in a relationship they want the sex, the good times, ect ect, but the second shit turns south they pack up and run, and find a new one. Only a very small % of millennials actually put effort in and work for it.

>>738108995
Let's go paladin

>>738127211
It's hard to maintain that. Girls are taught that they have to get married to be normal/successful. I've been with the same girl for 11 years, but she breaks down every couple of years. I end up feeling like shit, but I've been to three of my mother's weddings. I don't want to hurt my partner, who I love, but marriage is a legal thing I don't need.

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>>738127861
>getting the exact opposite role

>>738108995
rollioeieottio

>>738127714

No wonder you can't find a partner if that's the bullshit you spout.

You essentially complain about "millennials" and elf-entitlement, yet you display the same sense of self-entitlement. You see the problem here, yeah?

>>738128237
No, because at this point i go for women around 29+ because they are tolerable. Say what you want man, but millennial women are the worst fucking generation we have had in a long time.
See:
>Declining marriage rates
>Increase in single mothers
>increase in women out of college
>declining birth rates
Men will do the bare fucking minimum to get laid, which prior to this generation was having a job, and being stable, which ended up in a relationship with the person. with the instant gratification mentality of this current generation, they want it now, and dont want the work. So you have women slutting it up being encouraged to do so by 3rd wave fem movements. So now you have an entire generation of women who are used up, have had more dicks go through them then a locker room, probably have a kid or 2 with out a father, have massive debt, are miserable to be around because they all have the "If you cant handle me at my worst, you dont deserve me at my best," When their best is managing to make you a hamburger helper dinner. So yeah, fuck that game, ill go with someone like 7 years older that knows how to act like a decent human being. Lets not even get started on the fact that this generation also has the highest rate of depression and anxiety which again, who the fuck wants to deal with that.

>>738106584
Been there, nothing worst than cunt wanting atention when you only wanna play your fucking videogame.

>>738106584
2 drepressed persons getting together, yeah that sound like a good idea

>>738106584
>So yeah, fuck that game, ill go with someone like 7 years older that knows how to act like a decent human being. Lets not even get started on the fact that this generation also has the highest rate of depression and anxiety which again, who the fuck wants to deal with that.
All of this.
Use the young blood for fuck meat, but when it's time to settle down I'll be grabbing a woman from the early part of my generation.

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>>738128237
This is you, and how the world sees you and your generation.
Especially those of us just a tiiiiiiny bit older than you.
>pic related

>>738128762
Flaw in your plan: Women reach sexual peak around 35 ish, sometimes sooner. Sounds cool, but when you are a daily dildo, it can get old. You can't say no, or else you will be replaced. I've been there. I wasn't replaced, but I was sore, and I think I was cheated on.

>>738128914
two co-dependent people can go either way.

>>738129125
>You can't say no, or else you will be replaced. I've been there. I wasn't replaced, but I was sore, and I think I was cheated on.
May I present to you, the good folks of /b/:
THE CUCKOLD

>>738129068

Have fun being a sexless virgin.

>>738129164
When a girl notice that you depend on her, thats the precise moment when you stop getting bjs and get cucked.

>>738129125
>>738129125
>You cant say no
Thank you for proving exactly what i said, you had a women who wanted the instant gratification, did not want to deal with the work required for that gratification, and most likely found it else were and cheated on you.

Thanks for proving my points anon.

>>738129175
It's not like that. One night we came back from a bar, and she demanded sex. Cool. She ended up doing things she has never done before. Things I have never asked for. I don't care. I liked it, and she can never say no to doing those dirty things again. Otherwise I can ask where she learned them. I really don't care. Maybe she saw these acts in a porn, but I don't think so.

>>738108995
rollando

>>738129519
You sound like a fag.

You guys need to nietzsche the fuck up.

My Asian gf is sleeping still. I'm outside having a smoke.

>>738129125

... You summarized the reasons why I only date older women.

1. Most of them are financially stable, so if you break up she can't cling on to you
2. they crave sex, I've got a high libido, good combo. Never had any problems
3. They actually know how to behave like a woman
4. You can actually call their bullshit and they won't start crying immediately.

But dude, srsly if you think of yourself as a daily dildo you're not fit for elder women. Not even for women in general.

>>738129443
>instant gratification
It was more than sex. I had a real good job. It wasn't a one night stand. I couldn't fuck her three times a day. I worked 14 hours a day, in film production. It's not like I was typing all day. She had a job too.

>>738129571
I have a GF. How are you doing?

>>738106584
My girlfriend is already married.

>>738108995
roll

>>738106584
No money until job. No job until I graduate med school. Will move once for post-bacc and once for med school. Probably once again for residency. No settling down. Wouldn't marry any of the whores I go to school with anyway. Also, I'm toxic.

>>738108995
Roll

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I hate people, I don't understand them and now I have no more patience.

Family all think I'm gay, probably, because I am quite successful and never seem to have an interest in settling down.
My sexual tastes have gotten more extreme, I get off to S&M, honestly, I don't know why I do it, I don't particularly like it, but then I don't really like anything.

I guess my biggest concern is that I would literally kill my significant other. I almost killed my ex, well not directly, but I spent months toying with her, undermining her mental health, to the point where she was about to kill herself.
Once again, it's not that I wanted to hurt her, I was just more curious how far I could take it.

I do like kids though, I would never hurt a kid, and I really enjoy spending time with my relatives. I could say that I am a Christian and settle down with a regular girl and have a few children. But that wouldn't really interest me either.

>>738108995
Rollio

I haven't fallen in in 7 years fucked dozens of slores. However i can't maintain a relationship longer than six to nine months.

>>738106584
Was married. Twice. Like everyone else my age.
Marriage is for idealistic horny young people who don't know what they're getting into.

And medieval semi-abusive religitards.

>>738130537
lol, like this guy?
>>738130361

>>738108995
roll, but that's really sad man

>>738120540
You clearly haven't been to Japan. They're everywhere. And they're not shy about their preferences.

>>738130783

Pretty much.

I've always thought my brain was stuck in caveman mode.

>>738108995
roll, also rip

>>738108637
Sorry to hear it.

>>738108995

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>>738113361
reproduce pls

>>738106584
ITT: people trying to justify never getting married because no one will actually want to marry their ass. It's a good attitude at 20, when you're 38 you're not going to be out cruising the bars nailing 18 year olds, you're gonna be the creepy old fat guy.

>>738106584
I'm browsing b and married. Checkmate autisthiests.

It's great.

>>738108995
ru;llin

>>738108995
roll

>>738108995
Roll

>>738108995
Rawl

>>738108995
Rrlleto

>>738108995
Roll

>>738108995
roll

i am divorced, trust me guys marriage is not worth it. you are better off just getting a hooker every week or two

>>738110539
And also exclusive rights to die alone with no one to care for and exclusive rights to give up that money and property to the government when you die. Good job! Your life was meaningful because you were alone forever.

>>738110800
Is she white?

Marriage is basically the worst possible thing a man can do to himself. You get nothing out of it and have everything to lose.

>>738132900
>give up that money and property to the government when you die

Someone's never heard of a will.

>>738123679
real talk

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>>738108680
you should see my place you rich twat. I would buttfuck ur dad bro

>>738108995
rollan

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>>738112163
you buttfucker. enjoy yer aids and heroics

>>738108995
Roli

>>738108995
rollaaan

>>738108211
Jesus man, might as well end it all now

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>>738116673
he shu,d just cheat on her with that homo who posted above, and she can continue to fuck darkies . humansfucking suck

>>738108995
rollerino

>>738123672
Callie is fucking niggers in the afterlife you cuck

>>738106584
Because when l see a woman in her natural state too much it becomes unattractive, when l see her everyday l don't want her anymore she becomes ugly... this is probably why l can't hold down a relationship

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>>738106584
Honey, that's not reality.

>>738108995
Just for the rolls

I've been with my wife for 7.5 years and things are still going good.
When I hear about people bitching about marriage I imagine that it typically falls down to selfishness of one, the other, or both. You have to work as a team to make it work.
Number one tip I can give is to not let love cloud your judgment. You may think the world of your significant other, but that does not mean that marriage would work out for you.
Also, just because you don't love someone doesn't mean you can't fall in love with them later. If they are a good match then you shouldn't let them go....unless you are not attracted to them of course. That can't be helped.

>>738134212
get into a relationship with someone who works on a cruise ship or airline.

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>>738123672
That's fucked. Sorry anon.

>>738108995
Roll roll

>>738134736
wow. Because the first line ends halfway the distance of the others, it makes reading it all so difficult, it looks like some sort of illusion, what the fuck