you say shotato
Well ofc he's incredibly cute, no denying that, more that it fits so damn well
>>738102283
how does it fit exactly? just a trite waifu?
I realize now I can find no way of expressing that without being unreasonably insulting, let's move on.
>>738102512
lmao
also, how the tables have turned from when i would stay up all night shitposting huh?
>>738102594
We're at at least 1 1/2 turns then.
Also, the night is still quite young here.
>>738102989
yeah, also i was doing stuff yesterday and woke up at an almost reasonable time
time zones sure are gay
illegal shit illega̷̶ l sHit thats some illegal shit right th ere right there if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats illegal what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ illegal shit
>>738103082
not quite as funny without the emoji
really inflates the ol floatie
>>738101972
bump
>>738105548
butt bumps
>>738101972
>Camping a few years back and I met a boy camping nearby
>Name was Connor, looked 10 or 11 at the time
>Not a bad body for his age
>I hang out with him while his dad bitches about setting up the tent
>Secretly glance at his smooth chest and legs all day
>View was amazing and he liked the attention
>Entertain the idea of him staying in my teant that night
>Really wasn't intended to be very inappropriate
>Yawning, he agrees.
>Find out way back to his dad to ask if its alright
>Actually allows it even though we had just met
>Kidding around back in our tent and he asks if I want to see something
>Exposes himself to me without waiting for an answer
>Nearly faint at the sight of his hairless boyhood
>Explains to me that he had a thing for older boys but he had a problem
>Whispers into my ear with his dick resting against my side
>"Starting letter of every sentence."
>>738101972
9/9, best shota.
>>738106715
that's some serious dedication for an autistic joke
>>738106821
debatable, but definitely cute
>>738106715
got me.
bravura
>>738106856
Sorry I got your stiffed up just for the old switcheroo. I've talked to boys while camping but I don't see their dicks when we are alone.
>>738107439
>when we are alone
ah so you're more of an orgy fella
>>738107483
No, but skinny dipping isn't uncommon. Its kinda sad that a lot of dads seem so disinterested when they do take their kids camping, but if I did offer to entertain them they'd probably turn out to be a dick.
really holds your hand huh
>>738107981
You're not the real one. Plus it's a big dejavu to see that again.
>>738107981
shotas probably don't wash their hands
>>738108068
>the real one
¿que?
>>738108149
Kek, "not holding your hand anon" was a meme on 2d fap threads.
Just a fortuity I guess.
>>738101972
when did shota threads turned into pg tumblr art? thats my question
>>738108375
>fap threads
miss me with that gay shit
>>738108145
My little brother washes his hands obsessively
I think he might have a problem tbh
>>738108487
tell him to enjoy his allergies when he's older
>>738108465
>he thinks lewd > cute
sorry your life is so misguided anon
>>738108487
Probably because he always has cum on them.
>>738108567
studies show lewd > cute though. whats the point of my self insertion fantasy if its just being cute :[
>>738108659
are you dumb? there have been multiple studies published in the reputable science journal Potent Shota News that show cute is better
>>738108475
So you hate nudity on shota? Good.
>>738108567
lewd is greater than cute. What drugs are you on?
>>738108755
that journal has an obvious bias towards cute, and studies are skewed anyways cause all shota are cute, but not all shota are lewd
>>738108659
>what's the point if it's just cute
oh boy buddy. you're operating on a different level than I am. Not a higher one, but different.
honestly though if you don't recognize cute superiority I'm afraid that means that your life is devoid of meaning
>>738108807
not necessary nudity, i'm against lewdity. there are cute nude images that i have
yo someone post 9s porn
>>738108465
Very recently. These shitposters definitely weren't so frequent in the past.
It got me very confused at first, but it quickly became very clear that there was a difference between actual shota and this garbage these idiots are posting right now. I don't even know why they call their shitposting threads "shota" to begin with. It's mind boggling.
>>738108989
yo delete this and stop lewding shota
>>738108846
im sorry do you have a vagina? You obviously have a vagina. I cant talk to vaginas. sorry. you're life is devoid of meaning because a pussy doesnt close shut when a dick is going in it. dicks get hard when they see what they want. which is lewdddd
>>738108913
Shotas making the best nudity.
>>738108659
>>738109118
this is not me :(
>>738109042
but then i'd just be a part of some weird dudes trading pictures of anime children.
i only want to be a part of some weird dudes trading pictures of lewd 9s
>>738109054
>>738108913
>>738108755
This guy is a special kind of retard, he comes to every single thread to post the exact same garbage, and say the exact same shit no one, but himself, cares about.
It blows my mind how someone can be this autistic, and keep posting regardless of constant protest from other people who definitely want nothing to do with him.
This is one of the most dedicated retards I've seen in a while. This guys has to be wheelchair bound or something. His levels of autism exceed human comprehension.
can you guys help me find a shota doujin/comic i saw a while ago in one of these threads?
it was about a shota who would pay a homeless guy to do sexual stuff. i think he eventually brings the guy to his home too.
anyone know what im talking about?
>>738109211
everyone knows that this is you
>>738109338
i think i remember someone posting that, the guy turns out to be really handsome right?
>>738109118
I am male.
6'6, long-dicked, bi-scum, well-muscled, and all-in-all plentifully-testosterone'd but I still prefer cute over lewd
I think it's more of an intellectual thing really. I don't know if it's really a fantasy of fucking them or being them, I just like their innocence. I scroll through my folders and it just makes me happy in a particular way other thing cannot
>>738109574
that's a tall cunt
>>738109390
i think so, its been a really long time since i saw it. between that and the one about robin im starting to like doujins more than stand-alone pics
>>738109574
You sound like a creepy pedophile. This isn't "cute" in any way, and you are not "cute" either, you're a very sick individual.
>>738109574
that just screams serial killer dude. I doubt all of the stats you threw out but i can tell you I look at porn because its porn. the shit you're describing is some deep fucking cancer
>>738109574
How old are you? 30? 40? Jesus fuck, you're a weird ass motherfucker. People like you scare me because you really think you're "normal".
You're creepy.
>>738109574
You have obsessions on cuteness.
>>738109574
wtf
kill yourself
>>738109722
>>738109775
>>738109876
>>738109926
>>738110001
and you apparently have an obsession with incessantly responding to the same post
>>738109574
a real shota thread is so much less creepy than everything you've posted
>>738109722
Why in fucks name do you think I think my post is cute.
I think you have some inferior reasoning which leads me to believe you're a woman.
Also I have a girlfriend currently. Genuinely not interested in fucking kids, which is more than you could say for most of the people in this thread.
>>738109775
Stats are all true. I look at porn for porn's sake as well. I think maybe you'd call it some Proustian type involuntary reminiscence stuff if you had to be clinical.
>>738109876
I'm 21
>>738110095
>Genuinely not interested in fucking kids
Yeah, right. After that post I'm definitely taking that into consideration.
Seek help before you hurt somebody.
>>738110028
ill be honest and say I called you out first. but I'be only responded to one your posts each time. everything else was other freaks nominating you as the weirdest of the freaks
>>738110065
>>738109722
>>738109775
>>738109876
>>738110225
>11 posters
>trying to create the impression of communal revulsion
>>738110028
You have problems, dude.
I thought I was weird for liking this shit, but you exceeded my expectations by far. Holy fuck you're weird.
>>738110282
Probably 10 people telling you what is wrong with you while you try to damage control the hardest you can.
>>738110332
Still 11
Also that's not the guy who posted the "most horribly creepy thing ever posted on a thread literally encouraging the sharing of gay pedophilic anime cartoons"
If I didn't know any better I'd say you're projecting something far creepier than myself.
in other news: food
i'm hungry
>>738110481
You're trying to underplay your creepiness by trying shift the blame into somebody else.
I don't even want to imagine what can possibly be creepier than you, to be honest.
Get help.
>>738110676
don't change the subject, isn't this the creepiest thing yet posted in a shota thread?
>>738109574
I'm not sure who posted what anymore. but let's be clear whoever posted this-If I had it I could post a real life picture of a 10 year old boy being fucked a centaur and it would still be less creepy than whatever this is
>>738110676
I can only imagine what you might look like.
When was the last time you went outside? Serious question.
>>738110827
I think I see what the problem is, I can tell you're male by now.
I think you're overreacting to the line " I scroll through my folders and it just makes me happy in a particular way other thing cannot"
When I say particular I don't mean it makes me happier than anything else, I just mean literally in a particular way. So like, for example, if I'm stressed or anxious I just scroll through a folder and I'm reminded that shotas exist in the world and that makes me slightly less stressed
>>738111063
hide his ramblings, don't respond to him.
>>738111063
This isn't normal behavior at all.
>>738111168
Keep responding pls, this is literally more (you)s than I've ever gotten. Except that one time I got super sick digits in a get thread.
>>738111168
>>738111263
>>738111063
Why are you talking to yourself, dude?
>>738111324
I'm really not. It's actually amazing to me that this guy is so appalled by my post.
It was honestly mild-mannered compared to some other stuff I've posted
>>738111263
You. you. no. I cant even say it. You understand when it says (YOU) it means its a response from yourself. no. I cant. I cant believe anyone is this stupid.
>>738111511
are u trying to gaslight me?
sorry 147 iq, you can't
at least contribute to the thread with your craziness
>>738109574
>>738111063
Are you me?
>>738111679
I don't know who I am after all this
[spoiler] he actually did gaslight me, my iq didn't help [/spoiler]
really lights up the ol' gas
>>738111823
Are you so schizo youre playing out a rp in your head with the responses you Re getting?
>>738112053
He's replying to himself for a while. He does that very often.
This guy definitely has issues, especially after the "147 IQ" comment. This is an autistic fuck for sure.
>>738112185
Now you're replying to your own comments to rp a prosecution
This thread is so weird
Everyone pick sides
>>738112312
Don't talk to me, retard. Go back to your folder of happiness, or whatever the fuck you call it, weirdo.
>>738112312
I made the comment about him rp. Someone else responded to it. Fuck I dont know what to think anymore. Its like trying to pick the leper from the crowd
>>738112716
Why are you rp'ing this entire scenario
Are you fucking insane
Go back to your basement of enslaved little boys you fucking creep
>>738112813
Nope. Calling it now. You re the creep who started this thread
>>738112813
Why are you replying to yourself again? Jesus fuck you're absolutely insane.
>>738112813
>Projecting
>>738112813
How familiar are you with basements of enslaved little boys?
Sounds very specific to me. I hope this is just a fantasy of yours, and not something you actually have. You're giving me the chills now.
>>738113119
Everyone can tell when its you replying you invalid. No one else sounds like a Hannibal knockoff
you're really great at spamming, anon.
>>738113466
>spamming a dead thread with mildly entertaining psychopathy
Who cares
>>738113466
Do you jerk off to badly colored pictures of boys in shorts?
>>738113642
He also talks to himself.
This weirdo is absolutely nuts.
>>738113762
Stop replying to yourself you creep
>>738113762
Sorry. That wasn't me. I was making fun of whoever posted that pic. Being attracted to a drawing with anatomy that is literally a blog
>>738113466
>>738113593
>>738113642
>>738113762
>>738113811
Did you really went to the trouble of making all these posts just to act out some strange fantasy of persecution?
>>738113976
No I think you did though. Aren't you the guy who just posted a pic of the not who's literally a jellyfish?
>>738113976
>he doesn't know the word he's looking for is prosecution
nice 147 IQ
>>738114143
>one post by this ID
>>738114143
>>738114103
>>738113976
>replying to himself again
Yeah, this guy is just out of his mind at this point.
We're all in on the joke by now right? Right?
I hope moot sees this thread and puts IDs back on /b/
>>738114268
Don't change the subject you fucking weirdo.
>>738114268
Yeah but you just ruined the thread. Thanks
Also I'm replying to myself right now
Wtf I'm confused what's going on right now
really stretching the meaning of the word joke
>>738114480
Stop trying to change the subject you disturbing piece of shit.
>>738114437
Whoa, now 14 posters. Welcome to hell newfriend
or did you just proxy to distract from your creepiness
stop replying to yourself you monster
>>738114572
This is now the worst thing in this thread
>>738114572
Why are people obsessed with shotas? What would you do if you actually met one?
>>738114554
>>738114518
>>738114480
>>738114437
This is what I call effort, holy shit.
>>738114554
I'm honestly not the person who is replying to themself. I'm confused as fuck
>>738114606
>>738114612
>>738114644
>>738114612
>>738114572
oh god no.
please stop
im screencapping this thread btw
not you tho
>Posting furry porn to distract from your mental illness
>>738114637
aren't you though anon?
>>738114644
>>738114637
Stop abusing little boys. then we'll talk about how you created 100+ replies all to yourself
>>738114767
Could you at least make it Shota watersports??
>>738101972
why is it always gay shota and not the superior straight shota
>>738114816
You're creepy.
Stop talking to yourself.
>>738109574
You sound hot anon
>>738114853
He's going for damage. And doing a good job.
But i think it's time we talk about how you're replying to your own posts
>>738114907
>replying to himself again
Mental illness 101, ladies and gents.
>>738101972
>>738114682
>>738114748
>>738114767
>>738114816
>>738114853
I'll see what I can do
>>738114859
Vaginas / tits are gross and not superior is why.
>>738114995
cute
>>738115144
>>738115135
Lots of dubs in the house tonight.
>>738115144
Nice try anon.
Also stop trying to derail the thread with actual shota
>>738115135
>>738115085
>>738115077
>>738115212
...you sick fuck
>>738115260
One of these is not like the others.
>>738115260
Alright, jokes over.
We all had fun
let's get back to shota
>>738115413
>Go into sauna
>See this
wwyd?
>>738115501
I'd stop replying to myself
You abhorrent beast
>>738115501
depends if the sauna has a dress code
>>738115501
Nick name the kid as Bertha and start screeching in the sauna, non-stopping talking about how Obama care is good for America and how bad vidya is for kids
Then proceed to tax the children to speak with me
>>738115501
He'd probably want you to notice.
>>738115553
Finland doesn't.
>>738115704
I have fewer WS Shota than I had thought. Most I have found involves scat and that doesn't float myboat.
>>738115785
>WS
what is this
>>738115891
Shota skirts would be more popular if they didn't always go commando.
What if this whole time it's just been me and one other person on 4chan this whole time
>>738115970
Then why does the poster count keep going up?
>>738115891
watersports makes it sound lewd
and they're always d e h y d r a t e d
why did the nigger cross the road
>>738119222
well i personally need to cross multiple roads to get to the kfc
checked
>>738119269
to run away from the police
>>738119315
if you jaywalk whilst running away from cops they can't arrest you because that's double jeopardy
>>738119412
They'll just shoot you because you deserve to be because nigger
>>738119451
>>738119539
9s is a qt
also nier automata doesnt have any blacks in it
>>738119590
yea seifag was saying it's hilarious that 9s is your waifu last bread
>>738119682
you're all pretty autistic to talk about me
>>738119736
he was just wondering where you had been and i said u finally got a waifu to shitpost about in these threads
>>738119784
Well when people dont use names, mark threads or have any identifiable traits, people dont normally come back to talk
>>738119815
harsh
>>738119894
Truth hurts
>>738119956
alternative truths
>>738120024
Stop being a non named faggott hen
>>738120039
unnecessary
>>738120111
Not really
>>738120126
makes you think
>>738115341
This is really cute to me for some reason.
Sorry shotato bread, after fapping too tired to continue.
>>738121916
the thread died like 4 hours ago
>>738109574
hella weird, kys nigger
>>738108465
sorry, what?
>>738115413
sit off to the side to enjoy the view…and chat
>>738115997
WTF kid? It's snowing! pull up your damn pants.
>>738122262
you raise a good point, that can't be very cosy.
nig
>>738123473
why bother bumping a dead thread
>>738123523
why bother bumping a dead thread
>>738101972
I say shotthefuckup
>>738123538
why bother
>>738123555
rude
why bother bumping a dead thread
>>738124567
why bother thumping a dead bread
>>738124567
>>738124627
Maybe it's a compulsion to never leave a Shota bread half baked
>>738125268
kinda of a half baked idea, no?
checkem
>>738125347
Well yeah, considering I'm fully baked myself haha
>Posting Best boy
>>738125556
stop smoking the devil's lettuce
also no, the post you replied to was best boy
>>738125594
Oh I actually really like that got anymore by the same artist??
>>738125642
>>738125738
>>738125616
HA!! in what universe is he best boy??
>2nd best boy
>>738125789
>>738125811
>>738125791
according to the multiverse hypothesis there exists a universe for every possibility. except for universes where reiji isn't the best boy, that's not possible.
>>738125849
Well I guess everyone has their own opinion of perfection
>I don't see nearly enough Sloth shota
does this mean the bread has been leavened?
>>738126015
>sloth shota
like, the animal? the sin?
>>738126049
The sin of course
>>738126161
not quite sure how you'd turn sloth into a cute boy but sure
dammit anon i was going to post my 3 king reiji images
>>738126243
Well I mean just because he's over a thousand years old doesn't mean his fariy form isn't that of a young sexy boy
>>738126362
oh, didn't know that drawing was from some show about the sins. i agree, cute.
>>738126425
Oh yeah I'm not talking about FMA I'm talking about the seven deadly sins
I'm pretty sure it's still on Netflix
>>738126505
there's another pic by the same artist
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=36180716
and this: https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/3226886
top laner went 2/9
>>738126723
Thanks Anon
I Only got 6minutes to get this joint rolled up so imma pounce bounce
Laters!
>>738127474
cya sinner
>>738127534
Oh don't be hatin just cuz you're jelly
So will there be a new thread, or...?
>>738128787
probably not, no
>>738128852
Awwwww...
How the fuck is this still up
>>738129762
god works in mysterious ways
>>738129762
It's Magic nigga I ain't got to explain shit
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>>738129936
Thanks for the bump, dumbass.
>>738129814
>>738129824
Finally caught up on bread. Did not mean to fall asleep on the floor.
Oh, t's cause of the tryhard rp troll, and now we're apparently all the same person, again. Well at least faggotry is as bristly as ever too
>>738130919
>falling asleep on the floor
cute and impressive
>>738131469
butt bumps
i lied, new thread.
new thread
>>738131769
>>738131769
>>738109203
sauce