Did Jesus also die for the sins of the dinosaurs?

dinosaurs were pure and sinless

>>738093851
Have you been to Jesus for the dino power?
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?
Are you fully trusting in His rightful hour?
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?

>God creates dinosaurs
>decides to kill them all with a meteor for no reason
>people call him merciful

>>738094820
Use your brain, stupid. He did that so we can have fucking cars, dude.

No dead dinosaurs, no oil, no gasoline.

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>>738093851
the fuck is going on in this fuckin thread?

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>>738093851

Fuck yeah dude.

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When asshole is an understatement

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>>738093851
faggots, the dinos died so we might live on the earth. You better fucking say

THANK U DINO ANGELS

and when you die a DINO ANGEL will be your mount for eternity.

THANK U DINO ANGELS

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>>738095869

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Dinos.. TO THE MOOOOOOON

Jesus hasn't been this cool since Kung Fu Action Jesus

>>738093851

No because dinosaurs are niggers

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>>738096133

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>>738096142
you don't get a dino angel mount when you go to hell

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>>738096142

>>738093851
No, Jesus slew the dinosaurs with the jawbone of an ass.

>>738093851

You got it backwards: Dinosaurs died for the sins of Jesus.

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>>738093851
No, they had to die for his sins, but rest assured that not a day goes by that I drive by road kill and wonder if that animal died for animal sins and as an Alvian I know that my other lord and savior Alvis killed a man out of revenge for my sins.

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>>738096133

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>>738096518

>>738095366
Why though isn't that a bit tedious and cruel, he's god he could just pop thst shit into existence

>>738097041
>says the guy who never did something the hard way
Maybe God realized there was an easier way to do it after he was done, but said "ah, fuck it, its my day off".

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>>738097532

>>738097410
Top kek!