CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Dan Takes the Train Edition RULES:

>>738091672

>Pretend You Have Friends: The Thread

>>738091672
Dan mutters to himself about how much he hates niggers, as he glares at the subhuman sitting on the bench

>>738091672
Offer to suck off the black gentleman next to him.

>>738091799
Wasted dubs

(Dan is back!)
Kiss the nigger next to you.

Dan nudges the drunkard with his foot and asks him if he's okay.

Have gay sex with the black person.

Dan kills himself.

>>738091936
Reroll.

>>738091936
This

>>738091891
This.

>>738091865

The truth is never a waste. Imagine being as weak as you are. I actually can't.

The woman next to dan demands he stop manspreading.

Dan sneaks into the bathroom to jerk off to calm the nerves

Little does Dan know that there are are a bunch of kike-nigga hybrids that want to run a train on his aryan ass.

>>738091961
Reroll

>>738091825
Roll

>>738091936
Roll

Dan forces the bitch next to him to say "Nigger" like Idubbz did with Tana Mongeau.

>>738092127
This

>>738092366
Winrar!

Dan decides to molest the drunk. Good family fun.

Is OP ok?

>>738092366
WINRAR

fucking love Dan's thread

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>>738092366
Dan uses his superior mind tricks to fool a bitch into yelling out "NIGGER!" The black gentlemen gets up. He looks mad; what's gonna go down next?

Dan pees in the homeless dudes bottle then wakes him up. If the bum gets angry then dan blames it on the black guy

>>738092688
Yeah just takes time to draw the new scene, think of something interesting to type in the text, and solve the capcha

>>738092788
checked

Dan watches on as a total brawl starts inside the train.

Bump for OP's diarrhea

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>>738092788
The black man walks up to the woman to confront her. Then dan sneaks up on the bum and takes a leak in his booze. The bum wakes up and takes a swish of his drink only to spit it out when he realizes it's piss. He looks at Dan. Dan points at the black man, blaming him.

>>738093335
Dan walks up to the businessman, "Look at what diversity does to our society. 1488."

Bob snickers to himself as everyone starts fighting.

>>738093335
Sit patiently on the bench and watch it unfold.

>>738093335
The girl defends herself by saying she's a "trans-nigger", the nigger is not impressed and starts yelling BLM slogans.

The bum and nigger get into a fight. Dan and the suit take bets on who will win

>>738093335
The business man gets tired of their shit and fucking decapitates the nigger, spraying blood all over Mana Tongeau.

>>738093335
The business man calls his friends "The Jews" to arrest Dan for not following protocol around the negros.

>>738093502
Rerollan.

>>738093335
The businessman pulls out two white cone hoods, one for himself and one for Dan. As the homeless guy attacks the black guy, Dan and the Businessman insult the black guy, too.

>>738093335
Dan pickpockets the business man with expert skill. He then reverse pickpockets it into the black mans pants. Then he tells the business man that the black guy stole his wallet

>>738093504
Rolling.

>>738093560
Roll

>>738093560
Reroll.

>>738093561
Roll.

>>738093560
I like this

>>738093504
Roll. Check it fágots

The woman yells rape, and everyone attacks the negro.

>>738093561
Roll

>>738093502
Re-rerollan.

>>738093504
Reroll

>>738093335
Dan and all other characters realize they are puppets in a "greater" entity's creation. Mere pawns in a desperate cry for attention, they rebel on their master, their god, and remain silent.

The creator falls into introspection during this silence and questions why he is even bothering. Why try anymore? It's the same result every time, and it will never bring him happiness.

Content with this, he decides to hang himself.

>>738093699
WINRAR

>>738093684
nigger.

>>738093560
rolling

>>738093699
WINRAR

>>738093699
W I T N E S S E D

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>>738093560
Kek, rolling for this. Also, bump.

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>>738093818
Rebump shebump

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>>738093699
Dan uses his skyrim pickpocketing skills to take the businessman's wallet and plant it on the black man without being seen. He informs the busness man that the black man has stolen his wallet, then he and the bum go to town on the darky. "Hey you racists! I'm recording this" yells the woman.

>>738094347
The black man turns into a gigga nigga, only uads will kill him.

>>738094347
Dan takes out the chick. No witnesses

fire dan fire dan fire dan fire dan fire dan fire dan fire DAN FIRE DAN FIRE DAN F IRED AN DANDIFREIFIFIREDAN FLAME ON

>>738094488
WINRAR

Bob breaks the bitches phone.

>>738094347
The business man and homeless man grab the nigger by his arms and legs, and throw him into an oncoming train

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How bout some /h/ to get the ball rolling?

What's a giga niga?

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>>738094702
Lurk moar, faggot.

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>>738094488
In his time of peril, something awakens inside the plack man. His true powers are unleashed. He is now Gigga Nigga. The bum and busness man step back in shock of the immense power Gigga Nigga is radiating.

Bob proudly watches as everyone fights.

>>738095071
Black dude fucks the white bitch and claims superiority over all, while one of the other guys try to roll quads.

>>738095071
he destroys the woman on the bench

>>738095071
Giga niga blacks the white chick

>>738095071
aw fuck yeah. Now the nigga shoops da woop while yelling IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH! and kills the business man and the homless dude.

>>738095144
That's what he's been doing the whole time dumbass

gignigs stops to smoke a J and drink a forty.

>>738095165
>>738095213
>>738095215
Can the Popular Vote please rule over dubs?

>>738095144
winna

>>738095071
bob scores quads killing the negro

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Back to posting /h/.

>>738095497
roll

>>738095753
roll

>>738095071
the giga nigga punches a hole in the train and throws everyone except dan out

>>738095784
rollio roberto

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>>738095144
Gigga Nigga and the bum and business man continue to fight, but you could hardly call it a fight--giga nigga is far to powerfull. He gravs the two by the necks and lifts them up; they beg for mercy as they gasp for air. Dan watches with pride at the scene he has caused. "WHAT CHU SMILIN 'BOUT WHITE BOY!?" Gigga Nigga tells Dan. Be carefull dan, i don't think its a good idea to fight this guy.

>>738095848
rollllll

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You fools need to still the fuck up

>>738095880
give me dubs

Now the nigga shoops da woop while yelling IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH! and kills the business man and the homless dude.

>>738095865
Dan rolls Quads and kills Giga Nigga with his massive erection made of pure adamantium.

>>738095933
lame, a gigga nigga killed by imaginary quads, gotten by a dub

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>>738095933
Is... Is this actually any use?

>>738095865
Dan proudly shows off his Pure Aryan White Meat, instantly defeating the nigger because despite his massive size, he suffer from micro-penis.

The girl yells racism and sexism btw

>>738096193
Roll

>>738096193
Rollin

>>738096193
Rolling

>>738096193
Rollling

>>738096162
ikr?

>>738096193
Rollinggg

>>738096043
Roll with butter.

>>738096193
Rollina

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>>738095300
I have obtained dubs.

>>738096193
Nigger

>>738096312
>>738096162
shut your whore mouths

Dan gets angered by the giga niga, and pulls down his pants, to reveal a small penis. The gril laughs hard, and giga niga has lost his super sayian powers.

>>738096441
Roll

>>738096416
You should go after Giga Nigga yourself, and become an hero for us all.

>>738096441
Rolling

>>738096441
Rolls

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>>738096193
Maybe if I post loli dubs will come.

>>738096441
This

>>738096441
Rowlling

>>738096193
Roll

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>>738095933
Dan rolled quads and with the esoteric power of meme magic. Gigga nigga explodes. The woman get up out of her seat and starts yelling at dan. " YOU KILLED AN UNARMED BLACK MAN! RACIST WHITE CIS MALE"

>>738096416
it's easy mode. autist cuck.

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>>738096607
Too soon.

Dan prays to kek and gains the power to absorb other people's power. He uses this power to steal giga nigas "blackness". Dan is now the giga niga and blacks the chick in front of the (now albino) black dude

>>738096710
that chick gets a gang rape. they drown her in jizz. She dies now.

Dan face fucks that bitch

>>738096710
Dan suddenly gets an erection from his excitement at getting quads. His superior erection skewers the bitch, as well as the businessman and the hobo. Dan decides to eat them after roasting them over an open fire. The train comes, Dan hops on, and the game is over.

>>738096895
this

>>738096710
Dan then uses his newly acquired power level to persuade everyone to blame it on the woman/ mind control

>>738096710
Dan apologize for his skin color and nature's given gender. A group of antifa comes out of nowhere and starts assaulting Dan.

>>738096922
WINRAR

>>738096710
Dan grabs business mans briefcase and yells Allah akbar and smacks the chick with it

>>738096710
Dan whips out a mirror and points it at the bitch. She sees the error of her ways, and dan says tits or gtfo

>>738096710
Woman sucks dans dick while calling out rape

>>738096899
winner winner chicken dinner

>>738091672
Trump dies of colon cancer.

>>738096899
Winner winner chicken dinnner

>>738097077
Plague doctors revive trump.

>>738097077
This and Pence takes over. Win-win for everyone.

>>738097147
roll

>>738097057
>>738097090
Giga Nigga supporter. Fuck off with your shitty KFC.

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>>738096899
Dan is starting to get pissed off from this woman's rants, so he shuts her mouth with a dick

>>738097244
Why is Dan suddenly so much bigger than the other guys? Also, rolling for this>>738096922

>>738097244
Police come but instead of charging dan for rape they join in the fucking

>>738097326
Rolling.

>>738097330
Reroll

>>738097244
dan nuts so hard it blows out the back of her head and takes out the other two as well.

>>738097326
Rolling, keep polling.

>>738097403
Rolling

>>738097330
This but antifa is lurking nearby, ready to pounce and attack everyone.

>>738097244
Dan realizes that he missed his stop, and has to go out to solicit a cab.

>>738097326
Trying to get the next picture out as fast as possible so people don't get bored, so some things will wind up sloppy, like proportions

>>738097434
this

>>738097330
>>738097504
Rolling

>>738097326
Roll

>>738097244
Dan suddenly turns black for the acting like a nigger and raping the woman

dan shoots fire bees out of his fire peepee which is now fire

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>>738097512
re-roll

>>738097330
>>738097527
Rollin

>>738097434
make it so

The other two help Dan rape the bitch

>>738097554
Roll

>>738097330
>>738097527
Roll

>>738097599
Winrar

>>738097244
Dan doesn't realize it, but his defeat of Giga Nigga has only begun his own transformation into Giga Nigga Prime. His size and girth are evidence of this, and his skin slowly turns black, similarly to Hulk.

>>738097244
Rape

gigga nigga is resurected. fires his laser.

>>738097725
Rolling for next round.

>>738097969
Not the rules m8

>>738097725
role

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Bamp

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>>738097599
The business man and bum get in on this action too. They take turns fucking her in the pussy.

>>738097725
Rerolling for this shit right here

>>738098086
the buss shows up. everyone gets off and helps rape the chick.

>>738097725
Roland.

The bum then cuts off the bitches head and Dan takes it to his job interview

>>738098130
Rerool

>>738098086
Suddenly Dan wakes up, and he pissed the bed.

>>738098178
re-roll?

>>738098086
Dan tgrows the girl through the window then kills himself

>>738098211
WINRAR but lame

>>738098211
Fuck you.

>>738098211
yusssssssss

>>738098260
No there is still hope. Now we can restart the bus stop and rape the woman again.

>>738098334
Groundhog's day bitches!!!!!

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>>738098334
Fuckception?

I love dan adventures
>dan removes his shirt to reveal a portrait of Hitler tattoo on his chest, then murders the bums for being to kosher and goes to his interview dressed to impress covered in Jew blood, but, at least it's kosher

>>738098514
Roll

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>>738098211
Dan wakes up to his mom yelling at him to get and go to his job interview "YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THAT INTERVIEW AND YOU'VE WET THE DAMN BED AGAIN!" You better hurry up Dan if you want that job!

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Bumping.

Turns out that dan is transgender

>>738098727
Roll

Dan decides to get dressed and take the train.

>>738098707
Dan is applying at a daycare
>What could go wrong?

>>738098707
The doorbel l rings and Dan opens the door. Its the delivery guy from that thread. Dan gets Deja avu, as the theme of the thread changes back to that time.

>>738098814
roll

>>738098707
Dan returns to the bus stop to find it is exactly as it wasn't in his dream, except now the mummy of The Nature Boy Rick Flair is also there

>>738098707
Fuck that job, he joins the local antifa club

>>738098707
Dan gets out of bed and stares at his pee while his mom continues to berate him. Simply that.

>>738098855
Winrar

>>738098707
Dan finds that a goose has wondered body deep
Into his anus and is now stuck head sticking out of dans butt, what happend last night... a conundrum indeed

>>738098707
...but not before some wincest!

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Gotta bump the thread again. Fuck you guys.

>>738099082
Just waiting on OP to deliver on >>738098855

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>>738099047
Here. Take your wincest and go.

>>738099082
That looks dangerous... lolis are suppose to be for loving, not destroying their internal organs

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>>738099269
It gets better....

>Herewego.jpg

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>>738098855
Dan rushes to his job interview at a daycare facility. The teacher greets dan. "We're glad you're interested in working at the daycare. We've been short-staffed at the moment so i hope you can show me that you have what it takes and that you love childern as much as I do"

You should do a dan go's to an icp concert adventure

He shows the staff his loli/shota collection

>>738099534
Dan Fucks the teacher and the children. Instantly made owner of school.

>>738099622
Winrar

>>738099534
Dan opens the toy box and it's filled with dildos. She loves kids TO much
Dan is disgust but needs money

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>>738099418
We are getting close to the bump limit.

>If Dubs or better, go to the post directly above mine.

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>>738099622
"Boy do I love kids! I'll show ya!" Dan pulls out his collection of loli and shota. The teacher is speechless

>>738099544
Is this a win? If so, Dan is suddenly at an ICP concert. He has no idea what the fuck is going on.

>>738099897
Teacher also loves Loki and shots dan and teacher proceed to fuck children and eachother

>>738099897
She pulls out her collection, dan is in awe it's bigger than his. Also is her dick witch she accidentally pulls out with the porn

>>738099960
No that guy was just asking a question.

>>738100019
Roll

the kids sperg out on the anime and the teacher drops to absolute zero and is literally frozen in shock and dan is king of the kids now

>>738100019
This but teacher doesn't have a dick

>>738099897
Dan's pulls out a .44 Magnum and unloads on the kids and teacher

>>738100019
Roll so

>>738099998
There is so much wrong in that message.

>>738100019
>>738100066
WINRAR

>>738100066
Winrar

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>>738099897
Dan stole my shit. Dan shall pay.

>>738100161
What would op have done with that got dubs? Would he have followed the intended message or would he have just gone word for word what was written?

>>738100066
Nice
>>738100031
I did get dubs tho
Does that mean op will do it maybe next time, I hope so
>cuz I am win
Op reply maybe?
I'm the cheese cult guy from the other thread

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>>738100303
That would've been trip, and game over for all.

>Why am I Stoll supplying Dan with Loli?

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>>738100066
The teacher pulls out her collection too. Wow dan, she has many more pics saved then you. "You're just the right person for the job! You're hired!" Congratulations dan, you've got a new job and a new friend who is not apauled by your loli/shota collection like your mom.

>>738100409
I'll make it the next one i do. But this is the only thread i plan on doing tonight though.

>>738100541
FBI busts in through the door. Drooly is actually an undercover agent, and was on Teacher for a while, but never actually had any evidence of her pedophilia until now.

>>738100541
Antifa appears out of nowhere and assaults the staff and Dan for promoting capitalist patriarchal art.

>>738100496
Actually would have been quints if he got that last 9.

>>738100730
Bump

>>738100730
Roll

>>738100710
Rolling.

>>738100710
Roll

>>738100541
Lol dan receives a call informing him that he has vagina cancer and severe autism, and must go to hospital for brain and vagina amputation

>>738100541
>>738100710
This if dan fucks drooly to death before he can report in to fbi

>>738099726
Roll

>>738100541
dan and the teacher start masturbating furiously

>>738100667
Op is not a faggot this day
Thank you op

>>738100877
WINRAR

Dan proceeds to eat everyone's ass on the spot.

Out of nowhere a few bank robbers break the door telling everyone to get on the ground

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>>738100877
Oh, come on. This is too lewd. Think of the children.

>>738100955
Winrar

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>>738100980
>Bank Robbers.
>Day Care.

You okay, bro?

>>738100989
I'm not, but dan and the teacher are

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>>738101068
>>738091672

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>>738100877
"Hey kids check this out!" The tacher and dan begin to masturbate furiously in front of the children.

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>>738101195
Fuck off. I was the original post of that Spidey image, but this is not the place for Spidey thread. Go find a real loli thread.

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>>738101195

>>738100710
Roll for this.

>>738100710
roll

>>738101335
Kys

>>738101375
Reroll.

>>738100710
Reroll for this.

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>>738101335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKFXCdacGY

>>738101311
Dan trys to cum on the fat one but only a lot of blood sprays out like a bad shower head

>>738101332
Reroll

>>738100710
Rolling again.

>>738100710
Do it

>>738101511
Win

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>>738101511
Dan is about to nut! He aims his dick at the fat kid and shoots his load, but to his horror blood comes out instead of semen. You better get that checked out dan

>>738101733
Impregnate every female inside of the building, regaurdless of age. An army, must be preped for what cums next

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>>738101733

>>738101733
Teacher doesn't let dan go and drinks the blood from his dick. OH NO! She's a vampire!

>>738101839
reroll