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No rekt bread? Rekt bread.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 301
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No rekt bread? Rekt bread.
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>>738086751
Bump
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>>738087383
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Could any of you degenerates explain what you get out of rekt threads? I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK

Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist?

Never coming back to this website AGAIN
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>>738088348
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>>738088439
All that hard work and still didn't put guerilla warfare in there Jesus Christ.
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>>738087548
fuc man, that guy is a hero, wow.
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>>738088561
I came
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>>738086751
Story?
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>>738088561
HAHAHAHAA
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>>738089210
Story?
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>>738089363
lego gas
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>>738089363
Looks like he got run over by a truck
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>>738087548
he got laid that night
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>>738087810
is that a body press?
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>>738089210
how the everloving fuck did that happen??
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>>738089039
Bitch deserved it
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>>738088348
Newfag
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>>738089874
>filename
Holy fuck
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>>738087321
Savage
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>>738090029
Top kek
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>>738087810
Bet she never did that again
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>>738088348
I'll miss you, anon.
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>>738090038
i fucking hate niggers
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>>738090233
ill be surprised if she ever fucking walked again
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Can somebody Photoshop Trump on the cop and cnn on the little asian cuck?
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>>738090537
She just walks backwards now
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>>738090436
Black on black crime
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>>738086751
guy just chillin and some security lookin guy comes out of nowhere and stabs him to death?
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>>738090674
kek
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>>738090436
I was ready to get mad until I realised it was a nigger dog.

Nothing of value was lost.
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>>738090674
You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours.
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>>738090704
What the hell is going on in this WEBM?
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>>738090704
i can't tell you how many times i've seen chinese people fall down an elevator by breaking the door down in these threads.
why the fuck do they do this?
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>>738087548
Fuck, nice save
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>>738090913
Stale pasta
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can I get some Isis webms please? Thanks xoxo
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>>738090436
anybody know how this ended up? I'm rooting for the guy.
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>>738089874
holy shit that is spinnging way to fast
that was like 2 frames :(

normally you get a few seconds to yell help help and push the button jfc
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>>738087687
This shit has me sketched out
I'd imagine this only happens in countries that aren't properly regulated, so I shouldn't have anything to worry about as a filthy American
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>>738087548
I better had sucked him off for that
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>>738090913
I think they are all horrible.
However, it is also good to learn from other peoples mistakes
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>>738091618
It happened in China
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>>738091138
What you mean legally? It's a dog nobody cares.
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>>738090704

Thanks Darwin m8
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>>738090936
no socialized healthcare. the loonies get to be out in the public
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>>738088561
Can't wait for all the feminists to see this shit and try to say he shouldn't have hit her.
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>>738091138
Nothing probably happened to him, they should have restrained their dog instead of just letting it run out the door like that.
I'm sure the cops probably told them the same thing.
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>>738091729
I think that's about as unregulated as it gets; all this type of crap happens in the East
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>>738089874
Did he died?
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>>738089133
Lol good shit
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>>738091966
he may have died in his sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post
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>>738086831
This is the kinda shit I come to these threads for.
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>>738092048
Goddammit
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>>738089599
>body press
>when using only your legs

sure is retarded in here
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>>738087383
Fuck you.
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>>738089133
This ain't YLYL, motherfucker.
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>>738089874
>filename

Lost
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>>738091776
You can still get in trouble for killing someone's dog, retard. Do you really think you can just go around killing people's pets for no reason and not end up in jail or at least in court over it?
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>>738091125
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>>738088348
idk, I guess I'm just twisted. Part of me likes to see bad guys getting fucked up, part of me just likes seeing how fragile the human body is.
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>>738091776
There are multiple fucking crimes committed by him in that video you retarded faggot
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>>738090704
This always confuses me. What did he think was gonna happen?
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>>738091125
go start a gore thread then fucking redditfags
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>>738088348
I agree. There's a new wave of people READY TO BELUEVE IN GUUUUUUUD. You have shown the world you will not scoop down to their level
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>>738090608
never seen the full version of this, good shit anon
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>>738092811
checked and keked
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>>738086751

going to need a backstory on this you filthy faggot
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>>738092356
You're a fucking idiot. That was a police officer. He was knocking on her door because she had left a vehicle parked illegally or with something on. He was only trying to inform them or have them move the vehicle. He knocks and the stupid owner let's a big ass pit bull rush him. He did what he was trained to do. The only reason faggot liberals like you didn't screech when it happened is because the cop was black.
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>>738090913
I agree punch your screen and prove us
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>>738092190
shit yeah that my bad anon
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>>738091925
he was a cop. You think cops let nig nogs without a badge open carry a gun and a badge if they aren't cops? He was informing the owner of the house that her car was parked wrong or something if I remember the story right. Dog wasn't tied up and the owners got what was coming to them for being stupid. Just sucks the dog had to die for their dumbasses. Cop did his job.
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>>738093239
what?!
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>>738090738
They were both cops and I think this was in a police station. They had some beef between them and you know how people in Asia are, a bit fucked up, escpecially in China.
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>>738093239
rip umbilical hernia
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>>738093239
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OP, this shit will get your ears rekt... lol
https://youtu.be/mTcUzv_Iraw
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>>738090913
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>>738093044
Read the fucking comment I was responding to, dipshit. All I said was you can't just kill dogs and get away with it, because the dumbfuck in the comment it was a response to said nobody cares if you shoot someone's dog.
Learn how to read, you fucking autist.
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>>738086751

lol
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>>738093519
No I read it. You're fucking retarded. Talking about illegal shit in the video. He was a cop. That's the end of it. You let your pit bull rush a cop it's going to get it's brain spread on the sidewalk. You have no argument. You should take your own advice and just stop being a faggot.
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>>738093308
Didn't know he was a cop, but yeah, you're supposed to keep your dog restrained just so this kind of shit doesn't happen.
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>>738093748
Not the guy you're responding to, but you are a special kind of retarded, jesus christ. You need to have your brains spread on the sidewalk.
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>>738091618
He says while posting a Canadian
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>>738086959
Fake as fuck. Looks like some film school dork's first try.
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>>738092550
>multiple fucking crimes committed
I'd love to hear your list.

Fresh content
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>>738093239
what
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>>738090436
Outstanding shooting btw. Multiple headshots both while moving, one on a moving target.
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>>738093924
So he's not retarded because he's bitching about illegal shit when perfectly legal and justified shit is going on? He's working his pussy up in a fervor over a story he doesn't even have the basic details of and you got his back on that huh? Faggots are like socks. Always in pairs.
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>>738093239
Med student here.
This is a serious case of an umbilical hernia. My guess is that this man didn't visit the hospital when it happened and a cough (a really bad one) just made the shit worse.
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i'm fascinated by these threads, more than I should be, but that doesnt mean I enjoy them. i have this thing called white privilege and another thing called empathy.

I know the world is a fucked place but to the people who actually get a kick out of watching these you're either a psychopath or an edgelord who wants people to think you are.

Either way, not taking the moral high ground. The internet is a wonderful place where we can see this shit freely, but damn you niggers need mental help. I suggest eating a bullet.
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i'm fascinated by these threads, more than I should be, but that doesnt mean I enjoy them. i have this thing called white privilege and another thing called empathy.

I know the world is a fucked place but to the people who actually get a kick out of watching these you're either a psychopath or an edgelord who wants people to think you are.

Either way, not taking the moral high ground. The internet is a wonderful place where we can see this shit freely, but damn you niggers need mental help. I suggest eating a bullet.
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>>738090436
the homie got quick draw equipped in real life
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>>738094707
>>738094829
no u
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>>738094829
Oh my dear, where to start with a pathetic fuck, like you

This is not your ecochamber that tumblr is, this is where you are confronted with the purest that mankind is without its restraints, you are confronted with reality, these videos show fucking reality, if you are like me, you are desesitized to this kind of shit due to prior happenings, but your comment just shows that you are some priviledged weak cunt who never had something bad to experience and lives on in his isolated dream world where never something bad happens

most people here don't even fucking value their life due to how others treat them, tell me a reason how you shouldn't shrug off death, if life does not treat you well
cunt
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Oh my dear, where to start with a pathetic fuck, like you

This is not your ecochamber that tumblr is, this is where you are confronted with the purest that mankind is without its restraints, you are confronted with reality, these videos show fucking reality, if you are like me, you are desesitized to this kind of shit due to prior happenings, but your comment just shows that you are some priviledged weak cunt who never had something bad to experience and lives on in his isolated dream world where never something bad happens

most people here don't even fucking value their life due to how others treat them, tell me a reason how you shouldn't shrug off death, if life does not treat you well
cunt
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>>738086831
Almost buddy fucked, but everything turned out alright.
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>>738094524
Not either of those anons, but
>>738091776
could be construed as you saying that killing any dog is legal and acceptable.
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>>738088348

if you dont like it then fuck off its documenting reality it happened so you can find these videos
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>>738095217
this .... is just sad.
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>>738094934
>implying I've ever used tumblr

I frequent these threads. There's a new one every day. My point being that it's not a desirable trait to be desensitized.

If you're life is so fucked up you don't care about yourself or others then please start a thread cutting your dick open or ripping your toenail out. That's you doing you.

These videos are cringe honestly. Just random cam footage. No story, no justice, nothing. It's cool and all, but I don't revel in it like you fucking rednecks.

>hurr durr feller got FUCKED UP HAHAHAHAHA
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I cant deal with seeing the same 5 fucking videos on every rekt thread bring some new content or get off.
>inb4 contribute new material yourself
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I frequent these threads. There's a new one every day. My point being that it's not a desirable trait to be desensitized.

If you're life is so fucked up you don't care about yourself or others then please start a thread cutting your dick open or ripping your toenail out. That's you doing you.

These videos are cringe honestly. Just random cam footage. No story, no justice, nothing. It's cool and all, but I don't revel in it like you fucking rednecks.

>hurr durr feller got FUCKED UP HAHAHAHAHA
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>>738092048
Good One!
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>>738088348
It depends.

>>738086959
This shows an example of humanity at it's worst. I like seeing this, because it makes seeing humanity at it's best so much more special
>>738086831
This, reinforces my belief that gun ownership is a good thing
>>738087053
This is fascinating, the way the human body just crumples
>>738087548
This is just amazing
>>738087958
This looks amazing
>>738088561
This is proof that you shouldn't start fights unless you're prepaid to get the shit kicked out of you
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who is the faggot copy-pasting replies?
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>>738095407
you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.
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>>738087810
Its fake. watch her right leg and shoe
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>>738088348
I'll see you tomorrow anon. Rekt threads remind me how stupid people are and how life really is. That is all. If it involves femdom though I'll be fapping to It
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>>738089210
>>738089363
Kid kicked a tire. oogle it
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>>738090913
>What the actual fuck

Hey! That's what they all say at reddit!
Pretty neat!
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>>738088348
Desensitizes/ toughens ya up.
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>>738094155
The devil is a lie
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>>738088348
a dose of reality doesn't hurt every once in a while.
it keeps you on your toes and on the lookout. at least, that's how i feel. (there's no doubt in my mind that someone gets off to this though)
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>>738095656
I bet the only pussy you're getting is the brain-dead sister you rape every day you subhuman schizoid.

It's absolutely fucking amazing how on one hand you say these threads display humanity, yet completely ignore the actual desirable traits of humanity, compassion, empathy, community, trust. I understand not everyone has that, you obviously don't.

I legitimately suggest you kill yourself right now. Life will never get any better for you. And please stream it for us. At least I could get a kek out of that.
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>>738095656
>your
stopped reading there
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>>738096188
I whole-heartedly agree, but allow me to play devils advocate for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime-a-dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedastal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog eat dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw in everything but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around goes around, and when supply and demand fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks, it doesn't take rocket science to kill two birds with one stone. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the metal you will pass with flying colours like it's a piece of cake.
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>>738095217
Stupid cunt is completely oblivious to a giant truck a few feet away. Fuckin chinks are so retarded.
Go to chinatown sometime and watch them - half of them can't even walk, let alone drive.
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>>738095656
Shiiet nigger. You got a BRICK? All I got in my hut is unpaid child support notices.

You really living.
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>>738093239
Kuato?
> OPEN YOUR MIND
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>>738095217
but I didn't say killing dogs was legal. Some other dipshit did and that's not the case so why argue about shit that didn't happen? Anyone with basic thinking skills knows randomly and maliciously killing dogs is punishable, wrong, and illegal. However nothing that happened in that video shows those things happening. None at all. A man with a gun and badge on his hip was rushed by a dog that can kill him in seconds if it bites a vital artery or gets him around the neck. He pulled off an amazing series of shots to end the threat and safe himself. All of that was easy to see in the video.
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>>738088348
Fucking summer
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>>738093239
Looks like he's half elephant seal...
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>>738088348
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>>738094934
>this is where you are confronted with the purest that mankind is without its restraints
>trap thread
>rate my cock
>fb fap

Wow, 4chin sure is some edgy super sekret klub
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>>738097542
Fag
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>>738097620
I bet you haven't even been on the site a year, 4chan is mainstream as fuck
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>>738097542
>>738097620
No he is 100 on it. 4chan is fun at times but people think it's something to feel special about. It's not. It's just something. Like everything else
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>>738096498
Yeah, as I already stated in >>738094707 about white privilege and empathy, I was basically trying to say I'm a pussy bitch.

When I watch a dude get a rock dropped on his head, I'm not going to go out and do anything to stop that. I'm imagining the pain I would feel would that happen to me. I'm putting myself in that person's shoes.

I am more than well aware how undeniably lucky I am to have been born a white, male, in America. And I know how easily the tables could turn against my favor, but my argument was about people enjoying seeing people in pain. Because they ARE in pain in these videos. You may not be because you all are "desensitized" and to some degree I am.

Fuck, I don't want to live on this website anymore.
>pic related
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>>738096940
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>>738087321
I literally live in that area what the fuck
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>>738097950

So do you hide your eyes everytime an accident or shooting is shown on the news? You are a special snowflake. Grow the fuck up.
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>>738097950
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Also again, I'm not questioning the existence of these threads, just your enjoyment of them.

I'm genuinely curious where the wired crossed in your psyche that people enjoy seeing others getting phucked up. It's more than just a nod to "that's life". It's a mental disorder.
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>>738098329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhy-jK93hY4
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>>738095217
i'm more surprised the truck actually stopped.

This is china isnt it? they never stop
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>>738089210
if you pause it at 13 sec you see his small dick lol
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>>738098314
>watching news
>2017
>seeing pain of this detail on the news
again
watching news? really?
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>>738097202
Whoa, you're preaching to the choir about the shoot and the skills on display, but
>>738091776
>What you mean legally? It's a dog nobody cares.
could be construed as you saying that killing any dog is legal and acceptable. Not saying anyone actually believed you, but admit that it sure sounds like you're saying it.
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>>738098572
your faggot ass would notice that
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>>738093924
i like this thread this is a good thread
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>>738098372
I enjoy watching people get hurt because I know I'm messed up. I don't make up bullshit excuses like 'I want to see what the world is really like.' That's crap, and everyone knows it when they're pissing themselves giggling watching toddlers getting run over. I like it because I have deep problems, but at least I accept it
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>>738098572
kek
but isn't he underage?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDS
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>>738098551
YAY DARWIN!
Score one - humanity
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>>738098329
My goodness, what did you mean by your most recent statement towards me, young chap? You may be interested to know I graduated top of my class in the Her Majesty's Secret Service training, and I’ve had the opportunity to participate in multiple surprise visits to Al-Qaeda, with an estimated 300 fatalities. I am trained in multiple types of military training and am a pretty accurate sniper if I do say so myself. To me, you resemble one of the many cardboard cutouts I met in basic training. If we were to ever engage in a duel, I would probably take you out very quickly. I hope you realize you cannot make such arrogant statements to me on the World Wide Web. I have a number of contacts in the intelligence community who are easily able to download various Internet Protocol addresses such as the one you hold. Does that frighten you? I bet it makes you feel your life is insignificant. You will soon be exterminated you ruffian. I have the ability to travel on a moment's notice, and I have many ways to terminate you without resorting to weapons. Also, I have connections across the Atlantic to the United States Marine Corps and if necessary, I will utilize them to ensure you cease existence. I pray that you had only thought carefully before making such a flippant remark. If you did, you might have chosen to rephrase your thoughts in a more courteous manner. But sadly, you failed to do so, and now you must receive an appropriate punishment for such action, which only proves your lack of intelligence. I will seek my vengeance in a matter most unpleasant. Young lad, you are doomed.
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>>738096123
it seems the guy getting stabbed had a chance for a little while. you sure better know what to do when someone starts stabbing you. i dont know what i would do. not much better than the victim in OP.
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>>738099141
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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>>738098797
Well at least you're honest.

Tell me, do you feel pain? Have you or do you plan on committing any premeditated acts of violence on a living thing? Does a machine such as yourself experience fear? I'm asking for a friend.
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>>738088561

He was gentle.
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>>738087321
>>738087383
Lel
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Less gabbin', more stabbin'.
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>>738094829
>tumblrina detected
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>>738098300
Is it socal fagland?
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>>738099355
> the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you

fucking lost it right there. XD
why tho? what motivates a person to do that. and why do I find that piece of fiction soo funny?

I understand eye for an eye wrath of god shit, but the people who raw raw these threads really seem like the type that just goes around shitting in punchbowls and taking candy from babies.
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>>738096498
hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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>>738087383
THE SUSPENSE
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>>738099947
that makes sense, that just about sums myself up as well. but i'm not gonna bump these threads with posts. i don't want this shit on my pc. i'd rather bait for meaningful discussion because I have nothing better to be doing at the moment.
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>>738100183
is killing /b/
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>>738086751
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>>738099371
Different guy but I watch it out of morbid curiosity. I like seeing people die on video, both the circumstances of their deaths and the way their bodies react to whatever kills them is interesting to me.
I've never killed anyone or have pervasive thoughts of killing innocent people, but I have tortured mice that I caught before. In general I really love animals like dogs or birds but if they're low enough or vermin I guess I really don't care that much. I do feel physical and emotional pain and fear, although my emotions are dulled in comparison to other people I know (but to be fair I know a lot of mentally ill college aged girls).
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>>738089047
nerve gas
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>>738092891
what in stagnation happend here?
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>>738100177
hole-in-the-wall barney. butt out loud me to play double dragon avacado there in a moment. 4 all interesting porpoises I think you are wrong. In an age where fake news media is a diamond in the rough, true virtual reality gaming is at least 10 years away....

fuck that too much writing im done.
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>>738092048
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>>738100377
>but i'm not gonna bump these threads with posts
>what is sage
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>>738088561
Don't know the happenings beforehand, but from content provided I would say good job.
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Can anyone explain why faggotchan won't allow posts over 2mb?? besides the mods being cucks that is...
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>>738100870
I meant I'm not going to bump with content.
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>>738100982
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>>738101013
cool, but what is 'sage' tho?
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>>738100692

>filename

You thawed my heart.
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>>738090936
because chinese are stupid.
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>>738100761
that was really funny. but also gross because that doesn't look like blood. did the cheetah puncture its bladder or what?

to be honest it looks like an inflatable zebra filled with house paint.
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>>738101110
sage goes in all fields.
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>>738099965
more like southwest beaner land. El Paso, Texas.
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>>738101011
cable in the road? there is a spark or something under the bike to the right before the circle appears
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>>738101198
Holy fuck, that fucking throat slash at the beginning
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>>738101389
gold post/10
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>>738088561
The difference in strength is actually kind of cool to watch. She hits him a bunch of times and he barely moves, when he swings he completely knocks her off balance. 8/10
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>>738101110
why though, that appeared to be a perfectly good hand.

frostbite doesn't fuck around. seriously the shit looks like the bubonic plague
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>>738092239
It is for me
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Not much as rekt but still fucked.
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>>738101684
midichlorians you ignorant faggot. have you lived under a rock for the last 40 years???
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>>738101572

Awesome!
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>>738090913
I was a newfag like you but after looking at so many rekt/gore threads it's not really much of a surprise, hell, I might not be surprised to see a dead corpse laying infront of me.
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>>738101807
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>>738101211
that's just medically fascinating.
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>>738101742
what happens after?
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>>738101998
it sounds like we need to study together
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>>738086751
Story?
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>>738101961
>I was a newfag like you
>responding to one of the oldest copypasta baits in rekt history
Yeah, you're still a newfag
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>>738101422
THERE! YOU! GO!

F
U
C
K

Y
E
S

That is what I'm talking about. Sick fucks doing sick shit TO THEMSELVES. That's amazing. Thank you so much for sharing that.
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>>738086751
That guy should file a police report
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>>738101878
midichlorians have been introduced in the prequels you uncultured fucker
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>>738102103
Hahahaha

this guy gets it
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>>738090029
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>>738102301
along with the extended universe, it's all cannon, you ignorant cuck
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>>738102184
WTF was that?
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>>738102386
no need to live under a rock to know nothing about the extended universe
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>>738096940
QUADE!
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>>738102492
newfag reking machine
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>>738102467
Sausage and hash-brown queso wrap nigga
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>>738090029
ooh that makes it so much better.

MOST of these aren't funny on their own they need something like a wity reply or filename. Otherwise they're either sad, cringe, or rage inducing.
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>>738090038

The rage is almost too much to bear
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>>738088348
good
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>>738101684
nerve gas
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>>738092891
bruh...
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>>738102722
checked
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>>738102956
I'm not even kidding the filenames make these 100% funnier.
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>>738101422
i always gag with this shit
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>>738088561

God I LOVE watching him deck this cunt.
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>>738103126
Gag as in chuckle that is
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>>738101572
Silly Mexicans and their shenangans.
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>>738090436
I have an odd erection
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>>738102886

Wow....I mean...WOW
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>>738102956
This is a video of the first time I played my mixtape
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>>738090913
Good bait
7/10
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>>738088348
Smells like summer's sunshine.
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>>738087319
>blacklivessplatter
>>
Bottom line, some people deserve to suffer and some don't in this world. The universe doesn't give a fuck about justice but I do, and if someone gets fucked up and had it coming I'm all on board. If it's kids getting run over and people getting sucked into machinery I'll feel really bad until someone makes it funny.

Online or offline.
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https://youtu.be/oxY0UpwEPC0


Does he make it
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Shout out to QuickSand Man

https://youtu.be/oxY0UpwEPC0
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>>738103915
top kek. it looks fake doe
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>>738101110
Google it
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QuickSandMan Died For KeK our entertainment...Our KekS
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>>738098797
>implying everyone's a sick fuck like you

People are allowed to have morbid curiosity without being a fucking sociopath, Faggot
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>>738101570
No. It fucking doesnt. Options field only.
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>>738087958
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>>738103776
oh my fucking god
just
just wow.
was that fucking dave from storage wars at 9:25?
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>>738104155
Um When It become passionate then your a sociopath..Example below
https://youtu.be/sbFLouBXZDE
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>>738093020
bro go to best gore, the full backstory for a couple of these are there
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>>738089485
underrated
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>>738104300
Thats Me Im Dave

https://youtu.be/cz3ZocBbyWc
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>>738088348
Cya Thursday Jamal
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>>738087958
thank you i am satisfied
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>>738088348
KeK with the gr8 B8 ya fuck

https://youtu.be/44iE34xPo3o
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>>738104205
newfag detected, it's a meme
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>>738101453

Zebra died of natural causes. It has been dead for a while so while it decomposed, it's belly got filled with gas.
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>>738104310
the shittiest of shitpost. entirely for the luls, with no moral value. congrats? to whoever made that video

gotta do something with your time.
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>>738090038
Quickly children, find me all the kittens that you can and bring them to me. I have something to show you.
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>>738099355
First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking SCORCHED EARTH MOTHERFUCKER! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
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>>738104728
Yeah, I thought about that too, but I figured all the other animals would go for it a lot sooner before it swelled. Unless that video is from a zoo.
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>>738102886
The box his body's bashing against is the emergency stop
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>>738104738
XXXD Much Normie?
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>>738089133
Trumpcare in a nutshell.
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>>738102956
sauce, story?
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>>738101110
Hot ice doesn't give you frostbite...
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>>738104738
https://youtu.be/oxY0UpwEPC0
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>>738101453
Death changes things. I would upload an exploding whale gif, but fuck looking for a 2 MB or less one.
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>>738093239
Can I have sex with your belly pouch?
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>>738104935
no, that wasn't sarcastic. i'm genuinely commending the fellow neckbeard that made that mame for his attention to de shit
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>>738104971
iirc it's one of those faggot color things where they throw colored powder/dust whatever it is at people. Well some brainiac faggot thought it would be cool to fire the powder out of a cannon, or cannons. Flaming faggots everywhere
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>>738087321
This is stressful to watch
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>>738092048
here we go
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