Any advice for a virgin about lose virginity on saturday.

>>738084705
Go slow. BE FUCKING CAREFUL WITH HER PUSSY LIPS BECAUSE IF YOU RUB THEM TOO MUCH IT WILL HURT FOR WEEKS.

>>738084705
get your apology speech ready.

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>>738084705
replace your left hand with your mouth and tongue and you'll go far, son

>>738084913
Go on

>>738084915
Had it ready since i was 17

>>738084941
Im so confused

>>738084705
Communication is key, there's nothing wrong in communicating with her to find out what she enjoys and doesn't enjoy. And don't rub that clit to hard, be gentle with it.

>>738084941
This is good advice

>>738084941
Oh i see what you mean. Kek i thought you were making a fapping joke

>>738085328
kek, no.
Lick n suck

>>738084705
Make sure it's a trap you're fucking or it won't be better then 4/10

Be honest when you present your abilities. If she is a virgin, communicate to eachother when shit feels good. Do not be afraid to ask her to try stuff you like, encourage she does the same. ez dont be a pussy when talking about it. If she's willing to spread her legs for you, you can be forward with her.

>>738085198
how old are you now? I decided that sex was nothing special and had my first with a prostitute at 21, it was pretty trash, but I'm kind of glad I got that awkward thing out of the way.

Shower before the date.

>>738084705
Try to suck him off a bit, first. Even if you have lube, the spit can help a bit, plus it hurts less going in if you're super turned on.

Follow up with "the shocker", then a five-finger-death-punch.

>>738084705
Use a condom, don't be stupid. If you don't, you could be destroying your life.

Have fun! But make it wet first, it's like a water slide, it hurts you butt if There is no water, but if there is water it's fast and fun

>>738085781
>>738085676
>>738085453

Consensus indicates that OP is a fag

>>738085781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGW-xK22TNk

>>don't go in dry
>>don't rush the foreplay
>>GO DOWN ON HER BEFORE YOU FUCK
>>make sure its not too dark so you can see what the fuck you're doing
>>practice putting a condom on beforehand
>>don't try to put the condom on until you're rock hard
>>don't be too drunk or high
>>be honest and open with the girl
>>you will be nervous, use that energy to focus and enhance your sexual arousal
>>be somewhere you won't get interrupted
>>have some fucking fun
that's all i got good luck OP

>>738086008
Follow this guide to find success.

>>738085198
>Do not rub the clit directly, rub it over skin folds cuz way too sensitive to actually enjoy it.
>Quality over quantity with the first strokes, after the first good ones you go higher in quantity but not too low in quality.
>Dont forget her breasts.
>Try to not make weird faces during it.
>Squeeze her ass or legs.
>Grab her by her hair firmly but do not stretch her roots out.
>Put fucking love and effort on it, like your mom with your 5 yo birthday party.

>>738085770
its your first time. dont ruin it with a condom.

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Op here so heres some background
>grill has a bf
>treats her like shit
>comes to my house
>spends the night every other saturday
>couple of nights get to third base but no futher
>swear she was an octopus
>howmanyhandsdoesshehave
>stops my hands at every advance
>shes coming over Saturday knowing i want to fuck her

She wouldnt come over and spend the night for no reason right

Take a shower and brush your teeth.

>>738086148
Do not initiate it beyond a kiss and an ass grab. If she pulls you as she lays backwards, move with her. And naturally become on top of her. Kiss her neck/chest/legs. Avoid direct contact in foreplay at first. i.e. no nipples/pussy then work into it. You got this OP. TBH just tell her you want to touch her. Don't make that part sexual. Just like, grab her softly and pull her to you. Pet her hair.

>>738086123
confirmed nigger

>>738084705
Call me Friday.

Does smoking weed and drinking lots of coffee make anyone else feel super nervous. Like paranoid/anxious?

>>738086148
you're a beta. She knows it. Ignore her for a while and watch how quick she wants your stupid virgin cock and shitty political hot takes.

>>738084705

Dude, honestly your photo is pretty good advice, but like some other guy here said, instead of rubbing her clit, suck on and lick her clit. Alternate between sucking on it, and licking it. Try doing both at the same time. Try different variations of this at intervals of 30 to 60 seconds of doing the exact same thing at the exact same speed. You will know when you found the right combination/ right spot. She will let you buy telling/screaming you about it, or make noises/gasp/flinch, etc. With your right hand, follow that photo's advice. Do a come here motion in her pussy, right on that spongey part of the top wall. I like to use my middle and ring finger and really get on up there sometimes.

Dude, if you realize you are embarrassing yourself while fucking her, just follow my instructions. You cannot fuck this up, I promise. You will find the right combination and she will cum hard as fuck.

Do this and she will be telling her friends about you, and not in the bad way.

>>738084705
first time is always the worst okay, just afterwards dont freak the fuck out cause you failed just sit back have a beer, fuck i was 15 when i lost mine and i freaked the fuck out

>>738085423
The ol lick n suck got it

>>738085453
No traps for me my fetish shouldn't be reality. Kidding. Sort of

>>738085465
>dont be afraid to ask her to try stuff

Glad you brought that up. I kinda want to tie her hands. Like some kinky shit. Bad idea? Good idea? Too much of a rapey vibe?

>>738085530
Im 25. Sad i know. The oppururinties have been there. I just chicken out at the or cant get hard. Seriously if this doesnt work out im fucking a prostitute

>>738085618
Yes sir. I always try to stay clean

>>738085676
Kek no its a grill i promise

>>738085718
Two in the pink one in the sink? Really? Should i try

>>738085770
Damn. She hates condoms.

>>738085781
Kek

>>738085882
Op here and confirmed op is ALWAYS a fag

>>738085904
Hahaha this

>>738086008
Ok so no alcohol? Shite. I wanted to use it to lossen her up.

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>>738084705
If you both have the option to shower do it. Stank vag is stank. If you're gonna go down on her, the clit is lit, I REPEAT THE CLIT IS LIT!!! lick it, suck on it and she'll thank you. Don't do anything too hard unless you ask her and she says she' with the shits. Also google the G- spot if you don't know where it is. Finger her g-spot and lick that clit and she'll thank you. Discuss what the birth control situation is (Condoms,The pill, IUDs,etc) ahead of time because you probably dont want a baby right now. Overall, Communicate what feels good to one another and experiment if you guys dont know, Don't be dumb, and no means no because BOI... depending on the woman you can end up losing your virginity to a again in prison, That bussy finna get blapped. Have fun tho.

it's not gonna last long.

Self Bumping for more questions.

Op Im listening to everyones advice thanks.

Love the sense of community here. I feel ashamed that she has a bf but at this point i just want to stick my dick in something. That normal

>>738088078
>Stank vag is stank
I've never cared about this, anyone else? I've gone down on blood camping ripened vag before, never bothered me.

>>738088042
I said don't be TOO drunk. Its fine to have a couple drinks. And she can be as drunk as she wants lol girls get wet as fuck when they drink. You just gotta keep yourself in check so you don't: A. do or say something retarded or B. get whiskey dick.

>>738089094
>do something retarded

You mean like cum in her?

But ok. So whisky is good to go. Thanks anon (s)

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>>738084705
>>>738084705
>
>Dude, honestly your photo is pretty good advice, but like some other guy here said, instead of rubbing her clit, suck on and lick her clit. Alternate between sucking on it, and licking it. Try doing both at the same time. Try different variations of this at intervals of 30 to 60 seconds of doing the exact same thing at the exact same speed. You will know when you found the right combination/ right spot. She will let you buy telling/screaming you about it, or make noises/gasp/flinch, etc. With your right hand, follow that photo's advice. Do a come here motion in her pussy, right on that spongey part of the top wall. I like to use my middle and ring finger and really get on up there sometimes.
>
>Dude, if you realize you are embarrassing yourself while fucking her, just follow my instructions. You cannot fuck this up, I promise. You will find the right combination and she will cum hard as fuck.
>
>Do this and she will be telling her friends about you, and not in the bad way.


This

>>738084705
Honestly man you're gonna be shit the first time, everyone is.

>>738089840
Yeah i kinda expect that. if i go for another round will it still be awkward?

>>738084705
Does OP have that King Kong Dong?

It doesn't count if you don't put the balls in

>>738090092
If so, be careful and go slow... at least at first, COMMUNICATE!

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>>738090092
Op has the opposite of kkd

>-op

The only thing i could say i think its thick but idk. On a good day im 5.5

>>738088042
>Damn. She hates condoms.
Trust me, you WANT to use a condom. My first time I didn't use one and was the worse fucking month of my life. I was a fucking idiot and ditched a bullet because she didn't get pregnant and neither of us had STDs.

If see hates condoms so much, she should be ready to take it in the ass. And that only if you KNOW for certain she does not have any STDs.

Your first time is going to suck anyway. You can forget about condoms when you have a more serious relationship or a better birth control method.

Just fucking trust me!

>>738088042
>>738090711
If she's telling you she hates condoms, DO NOT CUM IN HER.
It's a child support scam.

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>>738090711
Yeah she made it very clear one day about condoms. But i can always just buy a box. Thinking of a morning after pill if need be but youre right.

>pic is her

She hates it but i think its fucking beatuiful

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>>738090699
Lucky for you that's basically the average. Look it up.

>>738091256
Shite really? She fucking hates kids. And She has a bf anon... she hasnt scammed him. Ill still buy a box

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>>738086908
Hahaha you reminded to pic related

>>738091601
Well in that case everything is perfectly USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN!!
If she's cheating on that sad sack of shit then you know she's not trustworthy.

>>738088042
>I just chicken out at the or cant get hard
I know that feel, dude
>cant get hard
and you never even see this shit coming

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>>738092110
I just want to get it wet anon. Met her in hs. I graduated and moved on like 6 years later she comes back into my life and this is months of preparation. Kek

Im lonely

>>738084705
Pop an adderall and focus on her.

>>738092395
It's thinking like that that gets you in a mess.

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>>738092395
>I just wanna get it wet anon
Top KEk

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>>738092672

>>738092317
>i just chicken out at the [end]

I really gotta proof read my shit but yeah man. Just push rope.

>>738092576
Where does one get an adderall? That over the counter?

>>738092600
I know anon. But Saturday is approaching.

>>738092786
Out of curiosity, how did she "came back to your life" 6 years later?

>>738092786
find someone who has ADHD and buy one off them.

>>738084705
Embarrassing things happen, suck it up and move on with your life....but not literally.....you fuckin faggot.

>>738093022
Meh simple greentext
>working shit temp job at call center
>see group of newbs being indoctrinated
>meneverousasfuckbecausenewgirls
>start talking
>hear a voice say "hey you sound like Hank (Hill) you went to (hs) right? Anon its me femanon"
>recognized me just from my voice

>>738093203
Shit. That shouldnt be hard. Doctors give that shit out like candy. Is it bad to mix alcohol?

>>738093256
>you fuckin faggot

I deserve that

>>738091258
Fucking nice. Did she send that to you? I feel like you're in if she did.

>>738093614
Yeah man. Literally for no reason. She was like
>:i dont like this mole I have anon
>:let me see...for scientific reasons
>:(sends pic)

This is the closest ive gotten to receiving a nood. My life is shite

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>>738091258
Morning after pill does save you from STIs dawg.

>>738093327
Well, at least she clearly remembered you. That's something, have you ever thought of it?
Do you remember anything that you did that impressed her in hs?

>>738093949
Damn dude. You should have responded positively and moved it along, you ought to know what she was doing.

Get more in the future, post here. She looks fun.

>>738093973
I always think about it to be honest

I was just that guy people knew. Im totally telling you the truth i havent lied in this entire bread but i was a kinda trend setter. I stated the jew hate nazi love thing at my school (ironically i was called jew by my friends) i was that loner that had friends. I had long "metal hair" i just stood out. Had zero confidence though. Still do

>inb4 edgelord

>>738093494
technically yes, figuratively no.

Please please please femanon here. Wash your ass. Use baby wipes to clean your asshole. You will not believe how many times I ve gone down on a guy and get a strong wiff of shit. It ruins the moment.

>>738094430
Considering >>738093949 just chill out, you're getting dramatic, it might do you good to think a bit less and have your head in another thing in the meantime.
Oh forgot to say, use a good deodorant or perfume (or whatever it is called), seriously, you want to smell good.

>>738094310
I think i handled it alright. Asked for more but didnt want to beg you know. I personally think shes hot af. But /b/s stardards are VERY high


I can still self bump right?

Cum on her face!


It's a power move! She'll love you afterwards

>>738095029
Yeah anon for sure. I always try to smell decent. Have mouth spray and gum always. Always put on deorderant shower every day shite like that.

I over think everything anon. Im just an iver thinker

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>>738095317
>I over think everything anon. Im just an iver thinker
Well, this was what I meant, you should just be a bit more impulsive.
And by smell good I was referring to something like pic related, not some random deodorant.

>>738095096
I'd love to see more if you've got more. Seems hot. She touched or seen your dick before?

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>>738095850
Seen a pic of my dick but Not in person. Gotta love them right angles amirite..

Not of her pussy. She sent a pic of a top she made for my opinion. Never mind her room i guess. But like i said i personally think shes hot as fuck but the standards of /b/ .. yeesh

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Pleasuring your girl is great, but if you do it because you like 'being talked about in a goodway,' you're equally as shit as the guy that cums and goes right to sleep

There is nothing more inherently beta than giving cunnilingus, giving oral to your partner is the ultimate submission.
Have some roast beef you cucks.

> Betas will defend these flaps as tasty

>>738084705
Two in pink, one in the stink.

>>738096674
Nah, she's hot. Why'd you send it? How'd she like it?

>>738084705
Two in the coot, one in the boot.

Two in the goo, one in the poo.

Two in the cat, one in the shat

>>738086148
kek wtf are you doing talking to her about trump you dumb motherfucker.

>>738084705
Have a wank before you go out. You'll last longer

Two in the junk, one in the trunk.

>>738097629
you'll last forever because you won't get hard

>>738096875
>why did you send it

Kek she would say "send one" and i would always say no. One day spent like and hour trying to take a decent pic (never done it before) and yeah. Thats how it happened. She was just shocked i sent it. It wasnt a bad looking pic.

Shes only been like this very recently. She would have never sent me anything like this month's ago. But lately

Two in the taco, one in the guaco.

>>738097790
Only if your dick is constantly in your hand

>>738097867
You need to push a little harder, you'd get laid faster if you did. She wanted to see your dick and she was literally an inch off showing you her pussy. Try and you'll probably succeed. Maybe before Saturday even.

Speaking of which tell us how it goes Saturday

>>738084705
It's not gonna be good but still do your best

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>>738084705
If you are anticipating it too much, you'll prob going to last 1 min. Just let thing go as they develop. Concentrate on making him/her feel good. Do a lot of foreplay. Don't imitate porn, you'll prob go on misionary position and that's it.

>>738084913
This is important and pain can instantly kill all the heat of the moment.

Another thing, arousal develops slowly, but falls fast, go always in increasing intensity. For example, if you approach pussy by kissing the legs, lick the pussy, lick the clit, and then go back to kissing legs, you'll loose a lot of what you have gotten so far.

Two in the muff, one in the rough.

Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate.

>>738098058
Yeah man. Ive always fucked shit up because of how fucking slow i move. Always. But thanks to porn and bad genes never wanted anyone to see my dick.

Yeah i will. be here sunday, noon sharp (central time) what ever happens ill tell the /b/ros. I swear to god if i puss out im getting a hooker.

>>738098071
Yeah i know. I just hope i can do better than her bf. But truth be told I doubt it

>>738098234
>concentrate on making him/her feel good

Its a girl i promise! Kek op isnt literally a faggot. Yeah i love foreplay anon. Considering thats all ive gotten to do.

>>738098234
>This is important and pain can instantly kill all the heat of the moment.
Depends on the pain. Haven't met one girl who doesn't like at least a little bit of pain

Two in the boat, one in the moat.

>>738097556
I panicked. Kek. I fucken panicked. I had just JewTube binged and said that. Nobody was even talking about him

>>738099232
Two in the pink, one in the stink

>>738084705
Too succeed u gotta cut ur dick off

>>738086072
This is great advice, Im a 21 y/o virgin, whose been waiting for the right girl, and I think I've found her. :D so Now I'm just trying to build up a friendship first.

>>738100779
I knew it

"Dont do it" they said. Mocking me. But ill show them. Ill show all of them!

>>738100885
Op here good luck man. Seriously. To some people pussy is really easy to come by. But for for people like i actually gotta for that shit

>>738084705
Watch a video on how to find the g spot!!! 10/10, my ex made me cum like 500times in a row when he found it. Idk what he was really doing down there but it was kind of like a come hither motion with his fingers while rubbing my clit. Best orgasm(s) of my life

>>738084705
If she is a virgin try to be romantic and shit you know kiss her slowly and when you go in for the kill again do it slow man, if its her first time make her feel loved and everything will go fine as fuck, if she is some whore this won't really work especially if she has taken dicks bigger than your and has had better men, if thats the case best of luck to you hope you are able to beat the other men she has fucked.

>>738101140
Send pix

>>738101140
Im my spare time all i do read up on how to do shit like that. Trust me. Ive had time. What do you think about simple bondage? Like just tieing her hands in a simple bondage tie? Is that too weird?

>>738101246
>if she is some whore this won't really work especially if she has taken dicks bigger than your and has had better men, if thats the case best of luck to you hope you are able to beat the other men she has fucked.
*pfflluuup* boner deflated...

Put your dick in her.

>>738101246
For first time I'd say nah but after that ask and and if she's into it then I'd say go for it

>>738084705
ok first of all, the pull out technique is not a form of birth control.

>>738090044
That depends on to many factors to give a solid answer. Probably?