ASSUMPTIONS THREAD cont. Post face and anons assume things about you.

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>>738084072
Posts a snapchat with a meme filter every day

>>738084072
Straight but have a fetish for letting gay guys suck you.

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Last thread was pretty funny

>>738084607
You get blackout drunk and smoke half a pound of weed every day, dropped out of college and rely on parents financially

>>738084728
You hit on 15 year old girls through dating apps

>>738084072
You get punched in the face a lot. One look and I want to punch you

prolly cracks cold ones

>>738084728
>>738084858
More like he pretends to be a 15 year old girl on dating apps.

>>738084934
Kek Never been punched in the face. Most people have gone for a nut shot because everyone that wants to fight me is a giant fag

>>738084858
I said something very similar last thread
Could be onto something here...

>>738085017
Kekaroo

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Shit on me

>>738084728
Skeezy dude who goes to frat parties to fuck jailbait, has anime waifu

>>738084072
Smokes weed erriday and is a bit slow to pick things up

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Hit me with your best shot.

>>738085148
Wanna date

>>738085148
"I'm not like the other girls"

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Go ahead and assume I'm on the shitter
>Pro tip: I am

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left

>>738085229
I laughed out loud really hard when i saw your face.
Dont know what that means

>>738085131
I'm the only person I know that doesn't like weed actually, prefer coke and acid
Second part is true though

>>738084072
>>738084607
>>738084728
>>738085131
>>738085148
>>738085229
You have crippling depression and want to die

>>738085315
I can see why. lmao.

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I'm on the left

>>738085371
on point

>>738085273
Really nice eyes.

>>738085229
You try being alpha by overcompensating using physical violence for small reasons

>>738085371
Very recently this was true

>>738085371
yep ella mayo

>>738085371
WAY off.

>>738085371
OP here, can confirm

>>738085148
Probably gay because all the girls I have every been interested in have been gay or gone gay. Awesome hair.

>>738085413
you hide the fact that you are gay

>>738085229
you still unironically listen to NOFX

>>738085435
Hardly so. I'm actually a very gentle person.

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Judge away /b/

>>738085413
Your friend looks like a roast chicken

>>738085524
What the fuck is going on in this pic

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>>738085512
>GAYZONED AGAIN

>>738085371
I mean, this is /b/

>>738085586
He's ballin, don't hate

>>738085512
asexual actually lel
thx

>>738085549
You have never seen the inside of a gym.

>>738085549
Handsome guy. But your tattoo looks cheap

>>738085369
>Coke and acid
Okay taste. I like oxys and molly myself, speedballin is good shit

>>738085092
No, I'm pretty sure that most people want to punch you in your scrawny, can't grow a beard, face. They probably don't because the sore knuckles aren't worth it.

>>738085549
I didn't know whiteboy7thst uses 4chan?!

>>738085778
niggerish/10

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>>738085652
So that means you do anal only right?

>>738085524
what

>>738085148
you were the ugly one in middleschool and you're still so self-conscious about it that you can't take a photo of yourself without pulling a dumb face and without putting the camera at an angle

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Ay

>>738085846
yes

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No, not the dog smart asses

>>738086066
You own a dog

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assume

>>738086004
Blasts vanilla ice through headphones that do a terrible job of containing the sound

>>738085524
probably the most epic person i will ever see in my life

>>738086004
you play roblox and wear a chain in public to look hip

>>738085524
You seem chill af

>>738086066
You get really excited when someone's at the door. Your favorite pastimes include eating snacks, sleeping and playing with your balls.

>>738086066
Grass Probably cut a week ago

>>738085549
Obv extremely handsome/10 but you care waaay too much about it

>>738086140
you're not fucking the girl

>>738084728
you are reaching for a fully independent life and taking care of your self is a big deal for your humor

>>738086211
>>738086255
much appreciated

>>738085549
cringey tattoos. making beards as watered down as man buns became. newsfeed scrolling twink/10

>>738086144
Who?

>>738086219
Nah just iPhone games

Chain is a dog collar my gf uses to tug me around in bed

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Aight ill go again

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Assume me

>>738086493
is new

>>738086513
you get quite good grades and have 1 friend that you don't really like that much

>>738086493
you're just like all the other teens in school but only less cool

>>738085741
>scrawny
Motherfucker I'm fat as shit fym

>>738086513
Very round head. Higher than normal pitched voice

>>738086532
you were always the one who got bullied the most out of all the classmates and now you have confidence issues

>>738086829
support pro-women rights

>>738086493
you have low self steem and is hoping that this tread will cheer you up in any way or will confirm the things that you think about yourself

>>738086829
doesn't feel pretty without makeup

>>738086829
You should overdose on xanax

>>738086532
You've experienced a lot of loss in your life as a child and the stoic expression on your face says you're trying hard to seem impervious to it all. Also you still secretly listen to Linkin Park albums.

>>738086354
double dubs compliments checked

>>738086829
cum bucket extraordinaire

>>738086829
you worry that nobody will notice where your lips actually end every morning when you put on lipstick

>>738086923
>low self steem
>this tread
Im not a fucking vehicle

>>738086829
Your father is ashamed of you

>>738087084
you screenshotted your friend and hope 4chan will make a funny maymay

>>738086829
wearing a choker makes you stand out from the other girls because you're that special snowflake

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>>738084072

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the news said yellow lenses help with anxiety and also going to bed

>>738086829
You're a dude

>>738087290
you jack off 4 times a day and hate to go outside

>>738087290
"Hey that's not cool man"
"Leave her alone you fucking asshole"

>>738087194
He's not my friend

>>738087369
Ok dyrus

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>>738084072

>>738087500
are you me

>>738087369
crippling depression and trust issues
doesn't like dealing with people and just hides in house all day but is actually a nice guy

>>738087369
has a successful stream on twitch but constantly wonders if his gf is just using him for the fame

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Me on the left

>>738087801
you have no idea what the fuck you're doing

>>738087872
We were on molly at the time

>>738087801
You're all ugly

>>738087954
things seem to make more sense

>>738087547
who the hell is this, i'm not dyrus
>>738087652
eh idk about the nice guy part but yes on the rest
>>738087787
>implying i've ever had a gf

ouch

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>>738084072

gay
>>738085549 and hiding it by overcompensating your "manliness"
>>738085778 anybody posing in a pic with drugs or bottles is a massive faggot, your watch is ugly, hiding your face means you're insecure which you should be

ugly
>>738084728

ugly and gay
>>738084072
>>738084607
>>738085131
>>738085229
>>738085273
>>738085846

>>738088259
I wish I was gay becuase literally every female on this earth is a cunt

>>738088259
post photo faggot.

>>738088129
you might not be dyrus but that is a picture of dyrus.

>>738088401
no that's a picture of me

>>738088401
No I have selfrespect. also this thread is "post photos and others will assume shit about you". did I post a photo? no, so don't assume shit about me. and I know you want to

>>738088613
Doesn't poo in loo

>>738088259
ftm actually

but ugly too, u right

>>738088608
>projecting this hard
That sounds like something an ugly fuck would say.

>>738088608
Why did you miss obvious people? There are other ugly people itt

>>738088774
is a masculine vagina more or less gay than a feminine penis

>>738088608
Well I'm assuming you're severely insecure. In fact it's not even an assumption since it's so painfully obvious.
>>738088543
timestamp or gtfo dyrus or marcus hill or whatever you wanna call yourself.

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Yeeehaaaw

>>738087369
you use anime avatars everywhere

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>>738086888
Yes

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I took this on accident

>>738090219
caus your arm is just always up there and ready

>>738090355
I was trying to use the forward facing camera wiseguy

>>738089400
Sends nudes to online contacts to get some kind of admiration at least.
So, show me your tits.

>>738090205
I would love to kiss your feet and eat your ass and your farts.

>>738089403
never once have i ever done that

>>738088726
Understandable assumption

>>738090219
Doesn't get there until the 2nd inning and leaves during the 8th.

>>738085287
You play bass