ASSUMPTIONS THREAD! Post face and anons assume things about you.

>>738077277
you're extremely ugly.

>>738077353
I thought the point of this thread was not to post facts

>>738077353
This is an assumptions thread. And post a pic of your ugly self.

>>738077353
That's not an assumption, that's a fact.

You try to be intimidating but really aren't.

You look like an autistic cucumber that was dropped a few times.

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>>738077277
You are gay, but have shitty taste in men

I assume you're a product of incest

>>738077353
You're extremely jealous

>>738077277
multiple suicide attempts
drawn out school shooting plans hidden under bed
owns a fidget spinner
has never even had a conversation with a woman

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judge away, bitches

>>738079292
I bet in public you act like you were raised on a farm.

>>738079246
nice, well rounded young man. Either a doctor or a lawyer.

>>738079351
I was raised on a farm though

>>738079246
Looks like a good husband.

>>738079379
>>738079522
close enough

youre a faggot

>>738077277
Somewhere down your family tree, somebody was raped by a Russian, probably during WW2.

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I'll bite, took it this mornin

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>>738079694
Wrong one, ignore my tard expression

>>738079498
Yeah right liar

of things IMPOSSIBLE

>>738079799
you're a basic bitch.

If this is even you, as im sure by now you know the rules

>>738079537
you think you look good in that in that picture because you can see your collar bones,

>>738079984
I thought it was a guy lmao

>>738079986
what do my collar bones have to do with looking good

>>738080021
wait is it

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Evening bitches.

>>738077957
you do drugs, your favorite is anything injected

>>738079799
Thot.

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>>738080080
you unironically wear energy drink attire and you're dating someone who's too young for you but "hey age is just a number" right

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>>738080073
>>738079984
>>738080021
I am a dude kek

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Let's hear it.

>>738080291
o shit nigga u gay lmao

>>738079367
There is an 80% chance you are an IT guy

>>738080301
you were afraid in school that you were too average and forgettable, so you got your nose pierced in hopes of standing out a bit more.

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>>738077277

>>738080395
I stock shelves in a grocery store

>>738077957
Do you have any pictures of your 2007 emo phase

>>738079367
Your free time consists of discussing the nuances of dark souls

>>738080445

Once had nose slammed in a car door. Now permanently disfigured.

>>738080405
That wasn't my thought process but I guess that might as well be true.

>>738080301
middle class, about average inteligence though you think it above averge, had quite a lot of sexual partners as that was your way of coping being not the prettiest girl ever

>>738080529
Yes!

>>738077277
I'll assume you had an allergic reaction to something you ate.

>>738080445
I've broken my nose 3 times wtf

>>738080448
Are any of your favorite movies

>fight club
>pulp fiction
>whtever Tarantino puts out

>>738080497

In the un-cropped version, your uncle's finger is up your arse.

>>738080290
>no
>no but doesn't sound unlikely

>>738080445
>>738080557
he looks like the biggest normie ever though, not even deformed

If i had to guess, your parents divorced/separated, and now youve been living alone for a while from a comparatively young age.

also you experienced with drugs but didnt continue with them

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>>738080464
this already is my 2007 emo phase

>>738080445
you argue way past appropriate about movies/bands/vidya/grammer/spelling

>>738080567
What's a lot for sexual partners? I'm 27 and only been with 15 or so guys.

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whatever.

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>>738077277

>>738080950
asain dad half asain white mom

>>738081000
brave

>>738077957
You take it in the ass

>>738081000
im sorry

>>738081003
bingo

>>738080895
can't get everything right, though 15 is certainly not a small number

>>738080950
Your biggest pass time is picking up heavy things, and then putting them back down.

You're the pretty okay guy I forgot about in English class.

>>738080927
Your athleticism peaked when you hit that one home run that one time, 15 years ago.

>>738080950
Your breakfast consists of 4 scoops

>>738081143
in a crude sense, it's one of them.

>>738080950
very popular with girls, above average inteligence, going to a reputable university studying something in biology/chemistry line, maybe engineering

>>738077664
You have daddy issues.

>>738079246
You sold me weed last week

>>738080950
You wrestled in highschool but weren't good enough to get anywhere

>>738081215
love that raisin bran

>>738081263
thanks /b/ro but I'm an econ major :(

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Heyo

>>738079537
You're 12 get out of here

>>738081141
slightly above average inteligence, "gamer"
kind of a prude

>>738081141
Wow. Hottie.

>>738081111
Lost my virginity at 18.

So 1.6 partners a year is a lot? Seems a bit obtuse.

>>738081134
piercing looks like another pimple

>>738081319
do you know me in real life???

>>738079367
Someone I ignored at the craft beer bar

>>738081141
Smelly jew

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Bleh

>>738079246
You blindly believe in god meme.

>>738081495
You're a trap. Same picture from like a week ago.

>>738081495
I assume that you'll post tits

>>738080301
About to give the most boring college orientation lecture

>>738077957
You smell your own farts

>>738081403
You one went to the optician and said "I want the biggest fucking pair of glasses mankind can provide."

>>738081495
not getting along with parents or at least had this phase not so long ago

>>738077664
You are at least in a dozen friendzones but swear you're making progress

>>738081418
Yeah I am pretty disgusting