Show me what you got /b/

>>738071026
fuck me that's good!

>>738071026
May I be excused

>>738071026
Tastes like chicken

...are you gonna eat that?

>>738071177
Where's the mayo

give me the sauce, daddy

>>738071026
Please pass the asparagus.

>>738071026
I will take that Canopus now

>>738071026
Could you please pass the gravy?

(hey, my wife and i are freaks, don't judge)

>>738071026
FUCKING HELL YEAH! TASTES GOOD!

>>738071026
You can toss my salad

Thanks, Mum.

>>738071026
Can you spread it for me?

>>738071026
I want to die

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Can I give it to the dog

>>738071026
"Hand me that jelly, please?"
/got nothin'

i cant wait to dig into that creampie

>>738071292
Fucking winner.

>>738071026
I dont have enough meat to go around.

>>738071292
So far, winning.

I can't take any more, I'm stuffed.

Gimme the sausage will ya?

>>738071026
Ahhh! Thanks mom!

>>738071331
kekd

>>738071026
Didn't we just have this last night?

I'll just have a salad

>>738071026
Dump that gravy over everything

Where's my knife?

>>738071026
This is way better when the whole family is involved

Is your sister still coming over, or should we start without her?

>>738071301
underrated post

I'm too full already

Give me more please

>>738071026
great sausage daddy.

>>738071505

kek

>>738071505
kek

>>738071026
Don't take all of it, I've got to give some to the kids, too.

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>>738071301
>>738071516

Samefag

>>738071301

This is my favorite.

It's a little dry.

Can you toss the salad my hands are full of sausage

my crust is stuffed

>>738071331
underrated post m8

>>738071292
Mum, lol fucking says mum

Smells like fish

It's still bleeding

Flip it 3-4 minutes on each side then down the hatch

let's say a prayer

>>738071026
Wow mom you sure can toss a salad.

Oh dear lord

It tastes like salty milk and coins

>>738071301
>>738071516
>>738071611

The real mindfuck - all three of these are samefag?!?

>>738071026
thats a really nice ham you got there.

>>738071026
I love white meat

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>>738071618

I love fish tacos.
Delicious.

"Anon can you help your sister with that? She's not old enough to do it herself"

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....mmmmmmm... TASTY!

With cream on the top!

>>738071331

My favorite

i need more stuffing daddy

>>738071923
only oldfags will understand

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>>738071925
Or not

>>738071026
SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD. You can have some when I'm done.

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Go wash your hands first!

>>738071026
Dad it's so salty I hardly can swallow

>>738071026

"No, that's fine, start without me ..."

>>738071331
No, he's not supposed to eat that.

Now, which one of you guys is gonna clean up?

>>738071026
>If you spit that out again, I'm shoving it down your throat!

>>738071026
>Get the kids cleaned up.

>>738071026
>Sure your friend can join us.

No more, I'm too full.

thank you lord for the big sausage i'm about to receive

>>738071026
Imma fuck dis turkey gud

mom i hope you don't mind but i've invited trayvon and jamal to join us

Seconds anyone ?

mother's breasts are the best

no fair daddy, how come she always gets the bigger portion?

Do you like how it tastes?

it's tastier if you peel back the waxy skin and lick the cheese

Give me that Spotted Dick.

you finished already?

>>738071026
I'm stuffed.
Thanks for inviting aunt Isabella.
I'm done.
The train's coming, litte kid.

oh boy, my bumhole's gonna burn after this

Told you we do this better than the niggers

geez grandma, this tastes like rotten fish

>>738071026
I love the smell of burnt garlic

>>738071026
I don't care how bad it tastes, your father works very hard to put food on the table and you will be thankful you have anything to put in your mouth at all.

Mom! It's still pink!

Mom, can I have seconds?

>>738071026
Just tell her it tastes good, we don't want to hurt your mother's feelings.

>>738071026
I'm just going to go and eat at the kids' table.

>When you turn 18 you can make these decisions for yourself. Until then you will take everything put before you, and you will at least act like you like it.

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>>738071026
Get on the table.

>I know this is gonna make my ass burn, but I love it so much.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm done.

i know it's small, but it's filling

I'll eat that if you won't

That is totes the best thing I ever put in my mouth.

Smells like fish

>>738073320
Keep going you are doing so well

>>738071026
Mmmmmm! This is some good thigh meat!

>>738071026
I'm afraid this is going to make a mess, but I'm going to enjoy it.

"Fuck it's so hot"

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>>738071026
"I'm stuffed"

>>738071026
Thanks grandpa that was delicious can i have some more?

Eugh I hate fish pie

>>738071026
I gotta shit

>>738071026
OP here. Never thought we'd make it this far.

"Don't eat all of Dad's sausage Sis"

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Is that a horse dick? You expect me to eat that?

Just....joking, of course.

I'm so full.

>>738071026
Damn, your father has good taste. Remind me to thank him.

>>738071301
>>738071516
>>738071611
>>738071615
>>738071925
how can it be possible? we have confrmed that ALL 5 are samefag. amazing

I'm so sick of the same thing every time. How about we spice things up a bit?

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>>738071026

Hey Tyrone, want to have a taste?

>>738071026
Ew, It's all black and ugly. I don't want it.

>>738071292
/thread

>>738071505
/thread #2

>>738071026
These buns need some butter

Would you just finish!? This isn't fun for me either.

>>738071026
"Could you mash up my potatoes?"

I love me some young tender meat.

>>738071841
I like this

>>738071026
Pie smells good can I have a piece?

>>738071026
Thanks mom love you

"Isnt this a little early to start? Its only 4"

No fucking way I'm touching that spotted dick.

>>738071026
You know, some of what Alex Jones says makes sense.

"This is just a one time thing"

Thanks Obama!

>>738071026
I hate peas

Sorry for disappointing you

>>738071026
Would you like me to put some cream on your taco?

This taste like shit!

Does this taste funny to you?

"Looks burnt"

>>738072006
underrated

This was disappointing

>>738071026
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?

It tastes good, mom!

>>738071026
"Mmmmmm.... Taste just like mom's!"

I'm not cleaning up Grandma.

>>738071026
Peaches and cream!

>>738071026
I'm gonna fuck that pie

This was a really good cock

>>738071026
"Ugh... tastes bitter"

I hate all of you! Just leave me alone! I'm going to my room.

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I like it raw

>>738071026
"god my ass hurts"

>>738071026
"This little tart tastes so good!"

>>738071026
It taste like chicken

>>738071026
Make a wish!

"First time I'v seen my daughter put that much meat in her mouth"

How do you know of you haven't tried it?

I don't think I'll be able to fit all that inside!

"Is daddy coming?"

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I don't like this; I'm giving it to the dog.

Just melts in your mouth doesnt it?

>>738071218
KEK

>>738071242
And likely 600 pounds each

>>738071026
pass the mayo daddy

"We should have ordered KFC"

>>738071026
Hey dont stick your finger in that.

"I am so full!"

I'm only doing this for you. If you don't like the way I do it then you can do it yourself.

>>738071026
>thats quite the mouth full
>tuna tonight?
>its a bit to salty
>you kids need to be more quite
>dont talk with your mouth full
>could you pass the ketchup?

"Harold, I'm leaving you."

>>738071026
"Ugh... Leftovers AGAIN"

Those beefstrips look great.

GO WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

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>>738071026
this roast beef isn't as good as Paul's wife's

>>738071026
>>738071026
My meat is the perfect amount of moist

>>738071331
/thread

>>738071026

Thank you Grandmom, that was delicious!

>>738071026
Would you like your rolls buttered?

I don't eat beef period

>>738071026
that's some good spotted dick

>>738071026
Wow I love this ham sandwich

>>738075485
Go home, Michelle.

>>738071026
I have a gun

>>738071026
This Beaver is a little gamey.

"The best part is when you eat all the cream and get to the nuts"

>>738071026

"Don't worry, the dog will lick it up."

This roast beef tastes delicious!

It's all sticky and gross

>>738071026
I don't think I could fit another one in me if I tried.

I'm going to take this chicken leg and shove it up your vagina

>>738071026
Fuck me I'm hungry

Bend over and show me that cornhole, granny

>>738071026
Let me get another breast mommy.

>>738071026
Don't choke!

>>738071026
It's so nice having everyone come together like this!

>>738071026
Thank god there's no niggers here.

>>738071026
So what's for dessert?

your father is just tired from work

Damn sis, you really like sausage.

Did you just fart?

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>>738071218

i cant eat all of that

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>>738071331

just use some spit and slide it in babe.

>>738079015
hillbilly detected

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Shit, if this is going to be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

>>738073602
Sauce?

>>738071026
"wow i'm stuffed"

"I'm so full"

"do you want some more gravy, sis?"

Thank christ it's about time, i didn't think i could keep this up much longer.

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is this a dream?

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>>738079198

do you need more stuffing, grandma?

>>738079513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AtxPWkQqjI

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"I've had better."

mfw

>>738079554
https://youtu.be/VAC-5BQnuXI

"Now son.. save some of that for your sister!"

"i'll refer to a family member, that will be funny"
-everyone after the first fucking person to do it

"This always makes me want to sleep after"

Hillary should have won

That didn't leave me feeling satisfied

>>738071026 can you put some more cream on, babe?

>>738071026
"I could eat this all day"

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Honey? Your black friend from down the street is here.

>>738071026

Can we please not talk about the election right now

"That was amazing, Mom!"

>>738071516
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>>738071026
Save me the dark meat

>>738080656
U mad bro?

Take it easy sweetie, or else you'll choke.

>>738071026
"I've never eaten this before!"

>>738071026
Dads was always tastier

"Those are some impressive chicken legs!"

"Is that stuffing in there?"

I invited my friend Tyrone to join us!

"Boy that banana's got some significant curve!"

>>738071026
"bless us o lord for which these gifts were about to receive. Gram Gram! do not dig in until your granddaughter gets some

Sieg heil mein Fuhrer!

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>>738080656

>>738072581
fucking win

i don't mind ketchup on my hotdog

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>>738072581