YLYL now

>>738067303
fucking kek

>>738066925
>Stalemate
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

not even fucking checkmate

>>738067078
XD
ZooLOLander

>>738067371
Lmaooo

>>738067885
He's going to checkmate with the queen.

>>738066925
I don't get

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>>738068196

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lick me there

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>>738068233

>>738067269
Lost

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Toilet tea

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>>738068279

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>>738068385
lost so hard

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y'all lost

>>738066925

That's not a checkmate, m8. Not even sure if it is possible for there to be a checkmate with those combination of pieces left m8.

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>>738068565

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>>738067224
pic related

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>>738068725
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>>738068736
It's not. You'd need at least a bishop too.

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>>738068855

>>738068243
fuck I cried from laughter

>>738068736
>>738068898
There is nowhere the king can move where it's not check .

>>738068469
Do they not teach about things like kwashiorkor in the US?

>>738066925
I need a donut meme

>>738069040
>30
>looking for 18-20
>Sex is not the first thing on my mind

>>738069092
First time I really lose in years.

Wow you people have no humor, and I'm a pessimist

>>738068736
Pawn in front of king, move forward, queen take pawn.

Cheque m8

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>>738069178
Nah, we are fed well enough to not need to worry about it

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>>738066925
just went to Outback steakhouse, portions weren't very impressive

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>>738069569

>>738068417
Wrong house
my bad

One of the worst ylyls I've seen this year. Fuck off summerfags

>>738068749

Holy shit, two years later I finally get to see a pic I shooped get posted

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>>738068698

I DID LOSE!!!!

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>>738069819
Not as bad as the one I once created...

>>738068698
I fucking lost

Can someone post the donut wit the face

>>738067885
thats not stalemate, bruh. do you even chess.

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>>738068927
Never Forget

>>738067885
>>738068101
>>738068736
>>738068898

He is currently in check from the knight and has no valid movements without pacing himself in check again. This is checkmate.

Are you fucks retarded?

>>738070560
Kinda early to be bringing that pic out, don't you think?

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>>738070560

>>738070560
Too soon, brother.

>>738070560
To soon.

>>738068479
What went wrong?

Now I know there's some fucker in here with the greentext story of the man who created his life in the sims and then burned down the entire virtual house, who has it?

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>>738070966

>>738070620

Guy you were responding to here, and it depends on whose move it is. If white has just moved his king to that position, then it's actually not checkmate it's stalemate, because the black king isn't in check, but if it moves anywhere it would put itself in check. Checkmate is when you are in check and you can't get out of it. But if that is the status of the board and it is now white's move, the game is still on.

>>738069584
>this is genuinely how Americans asses restaurants

>>738070620
>calling others retarded
>doesn't even know how the knight moves

The king isn't in check in the corner. He is just trapped and has no valid moves. The knight is only guarding the two white tiles adjacent to the black king. He can't reach the king in the corner.

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>>738067303
Jeff Bridges needs to be in Star Wars....

>>738071125
but the black king is in check faggot

>>738067862
http://atom.smasher.org/chinese/

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>>738070560
TOO FUCKING SOON DAMMIT

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>>738070677
>>738070836
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>>738068223
Hahha haha ahaha!
That.. That's not a turlte! Ahahahaha

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>>738066925
ancient memes icoming

>>738067547
kek'd

>>738071316
>but the black king is in check faggot

He's not. Neither white piece has him in check.

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>>738071316
Don't you see the fucking horse? lol

>>738071316
>>738071125
Being in check means that either of the white pieces can take the King if it does not move. It does not have any piece putting it in check.

no the plane will NOT take off because it creates lift from air flowing around the wings.

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>>738071553

>>738071316
No he isn't. The knight can't attack that far. The knight can only reach the two white tiles on either side of the black king.

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banana tred?

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>>738071756
>>738071819

>>738070560
what the fuck dude, too soon have some decency

>>738072002
it was funny the first 1000 times now it's just played out

>>738068469
>ilerminaty

mfw theres no translation

mfw i can only assume how dumb these bitches are but i will never get it on my own...

>>738069092
lost.

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>>738072127
mfw no face

>>738071125
The white "king" is actually a queen, the have the same basic shape but the notch on the top makes it distinct from each other you absolute mongoloid

>>738069092
Summer is here

>>738069700
Is this supposed to be funny? Too many (you)s and shitty cut/paste job

>>738069491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJRsf16pZmE

you faggots arguing about whether it's check or not is ruining this thread more than the banana

>>738070560
too soon

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>>738072279
>chess is important

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>>738072388

>>738068479
Damn snoop chill the fuck out

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>>738072388
See this guy knows

>>738067547
I'm fucking crying

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>>>/hr/2903214

>>738067547
Lost

I don't think any of these autismos know how to play chess. It's checkmate. The queen is placing the king under check and because she also holds the diagonal line. The knight prevents the king from moving from moving down the board. Seriously guys it's not that hard to see

>>738068233
Jesus...

>>738068736
The white piece is a queen you autist

>>738067854
Ball is life

>>738069178
No. Here they try to teach people to not eat too much. And it's not looking like they did a great job doing even that.

>>738067547
>GTX 950
nice

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need more funny pics to kill thread before more tards can't get the op's "joke" that it's "checkmate" to play off the phrase, "check, mate!" when finishing a meal at a restaurant. (whether or not the pic is correct, the joke was attempted.)

unless everyone else here doesn't tip or pay for their meals out.

>>738066925
Actually by the info we are given, it looks like a stalemate. But this could have been easily avoided if instead of using a white king, we used rook or queen

>>738070560
This is why we can't have nice things

>>738068927
>>>738068855
It's "I also like to live dangerously"

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Fucking bananas ruin all these threads.

>>738066925
"The dinner was great but we're ready for the stale, mate"

>>738066925
Hes moving the queen? This is checkmate if hes movig it to that square

After eating:check mate
Not stale mate

>>738070560
Too soon faggot

>>738075078
moar

>>738067269
lost

>>738067269

FUCK

>>738068469
Is that 3 yr old boy pregnant?

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https://youtu.be/a22EuHjbJdU

>>738067269
dude fuck

>>738070560
Too soon

>>738076608
No thats Ascites or kwashiorkor as >>738069178
pointed out.

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>>738067547
>970

Fuk you Lemonardo

>>738068469
These people on facebook need to be cleansed

>>738067269
didnt lol but what a guy

>>738066925
...stalemate?

Checkem, mate

>>738068385
EVIL GRIN ACTIVATED BUT STILL NOT LOST

>>738067976
Aussie restaurant... Stale.... Mate.... Jesus Christ

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>all the brainlets not knowing what stalemate is

>>738068022
Crabs can swim

>>738068196
>preventative self defense

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>>738068271

>>738066925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AtxPWkQqjI

anyone ever seen this?

Test

>>738078040
Exactly somthing someone in the ilerminaty would say.

>>738070560
Still too soon. Even 9/11 jokes will be okay someday, but this... no. Too soon

>>738071481
>>738071644
>>738071125

Are you all retarded? That's the white queen, not the king. Use your fucking eyes.

>>738067269
did chortle

>>738071246
do you even know how to play chess? the queen is moving into position to place the king in check. so the king can only move to one spot, but that puts him in check cause its covered by the knight. now the king sits in check and has no moves. checkmate.

>>738072127
They tried saying "illuminati"

>>738072544
yes, chess is important. so i guess i could kill myself, but i won't.

>>738067830
fake and gay
Also kys for using a reddit image

>>738076662
video commentary was the worst thing to ever happen to video games

>>738066925
I get what you're TRYING to say, but we would say "can I get the bill, mate?".

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>>738069040
>read header
>see picture
Oh god, my neck just broke from cringing so hard

>>738068384
that top kid hurts my heart every time I see it. I dunno why. just that gaze.

>>738071185
is say don't touch but he touch. why he do this

>>738068385
No lie didn't budge at pic but lost my shit when I saw 3 comments imagining what they'd say. Comments better than material just like on worldstarhiphop

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>>738070560
what's the story?

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>>738067547
these are pretty good.

>>738080991
sad sad story

>>738068243
every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

>>738070174
>not posting the sloth version

>>738074695
I'm actually surprised everyone is too fucking retarded to get it. But this is shit /b/

>>738080991
Oh hey there summer
∆
∆∆

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>>738070275
lost

>>738068385
man's head looks like a tictac

>>738080988
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_5fwEUJzK0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pWXxLeY3kk

>>738070560
Y u do dis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF_ssmdO_aU

>>738068243
I always fucking lose it to "double potato brainfart"

>>738069375
i cant help but think its only one game always posting these in threads.

>>738079322
checked and lost

>>738068469
... at that exact moment, my computer started playing spanish flea.

>>738067269
lost

Obviously white is moving in the picture. He moves the queen in this move. That is not the white king, it is the queen. And from here the black king is in CHECK from the queen. The king has no moves because the Knight is covering the only places the queen is lacking. While the king is checked and can't move without further incurring more checks then... It is CHECKMATE

>>738068279
lost

>>738067269
l0st

>>738067269
newfag detector

>>738068243
Oh god my sides! I looooooost

>>738066925
Us Aussies don't say "cheque" we say bill and also this isn't funny anyway so just fuck off you enormous waste of faggot space.

>>738068243
fake and gay

>>738085820
Quit being a cunt, mate. We know the abbos are an uncouth waste of air, exuding mentholated vapors like a miasma filled with pretty shit life decisions and worse hygiene. Just because you encountered one at your local Publix, doesn't mean you have to take your exasperation at the swine on another anon.

In short, fuck off with ya.

>>738072159
lehendakaris muertos?

>>738070560
Jesus anon. Too soon.

>>738080988
Entirely not what I expected.

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>>738070515

summerfags detected
take your shitty memes back to 9gag and tumblr

>>738069845
Make funnier content. queer.

>>738066925
I don't get it

>>738070560
Right time, dude

>>738066925
bump

>>738087555
:(

>>738087555
He bond burgered your sister

>>738086468
I'll cunt you up, fuck.

>>738070560
damn dude what the fuck have some respect

>>738066925
took me a few minutes

>>738087942
Trenton's stiffed chipmunk overhaul helot's dairyman

>>738087969
Well I'm not here to fuck spiders.