Psychics

Jew Conspiracy

>>738059315
Gravity

existence

>>738059315
Creating a habitable colony on Mars.

>>738059315
God

Freedom

Fucking yanks.

Love *i'm going out*

OP's punctuation.

Free will

>>738059315
democracy

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Santa Clause

>>738059315
global warming

>>738060038
Fucking kek

astrology.

This one especially annoys me because I'm an actual astronomer and whenever we try to do outreach it's always just a bunch of retards asking for their horoscope or to point out the constellations so they can do their star charts or whatever.

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>>738059786
FUCK YOU BRO MATT DAMON AND ELON MUSK WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY

>>738059315
The Earth is Flat.

>>738059315
peaceful Islam in a western society

>>738060282
it might not actually happen but the technological advances that come about just from trying will be amazing.

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A valid socialist political system

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>>738060188
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH HAHAHA FUCKING KEK YEAAAAAAH FUCKIN SO FUNNY AGAHAHAHAHAHA YOU REALLY KNOW FUNNY HUMOR ANON YOU FUCKER!!!

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>>738059315
>>738059613
Explain yourselves to me, DDP

>>738059315

Life having a meaningful purpose.

It doesn't. We're mules for genetic code. That's it.

Justice (in a court of law)

Judges are not magical unbiased beings and there is too much discrepancy between sentencings for the same crimes but just in different areas and by different people

We need to replace them with some kind of computerised system that uses AI to accurately rank the severity of the crime and sentence appropriately and not sentence based on how much of a prick the judge is feeling like.

kwibble fap

Holocaust

>>738060551
Gravity is the result of the interaction of masses that we cant even comprehend yet therefore the concept of gravity as we know it, is flawed, just an observation and doesn't really exist

>>738061907
DDP gets it now. You're a pseudoscience fag!


DDP out

>>738059315
Money.

Ie. non-collateralized negotiable debt instruments.

>>738059836
Wow much original
So creative
Also platonic relationships between straight men and women.

>>738059315
Trump as an effective leader

And

Intelligent trump supporters.

>>738059315
Themselves

>>738063122
>doge meme in 2017
smells like summer in here

>>738059315

Nothing

Prove that exists, I dare you. Start by dividing by zero.

>>738059315
American freedom

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Gender dysphoria

>>738059315
Gender identity

Happiness. Trust. Loyalty. Love.

We're all just programmed to fuck and die. I'm not being edgy. This is just the truth.

>>738059315

Obviously, OP's heterosexuality.

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>>738063247

>>738064163
Nobody believes in that newfriend

>>738064465

You're right. I misread 'millions' as 'people'. I must scurry off and commit sudoku forthwith.

>>738061907
So until we understood photons there was no light? Until we understood atoms, matter didn't exist? Tell me, exactly what force is it that keeps your fat ass glued to the chair in your moms basement Einstein?

>>738065498

It'll be cheetodust and arse sweat, it always is with those advanced physicist types. Ever wonder why you never see Stephen Hawking out of his wheelchair?

>>738059315
Time

>>738065646
>Ever wonder why you never see Stephen Hawking out of his wheelchair?
fair point

>>738066018

He just claims to be triplespazzed so the DWP don't get him trying to save mobile phone contracts in a call centre.

>>738059315
any and all deities

>>738059315
santa claus

Feminism and SJWs

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A monogamous woman

>>738059315
Air.
it's a jewish conspiracy to get us to buy air filters.

>>738059549
HEY WTF?!?!

>>738059315
honest politicians

>>738063422
>doge memes ever

>>738061000
Surprised this wasn't the first post

The female orgasm.

My girlfriend

>>738059315
Communism

life

The Ho!ocaust

A wage gap

>>738066827
Honestly, I've seen more unfaithful men cheating on their girl than I've ever seen women do it. At least in real life. Women are more sentimental and emotional than men tend to be. However, now that everything is internet based, it's easier to see women cheating on their men.

There als seems to be this stupid cuck culture as well where pathetic betas love watching their girls get fucked. So it just makes it seem more common than it is. Meh.

>>738063848
so I'm assuming you don't believe you're a man