You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than an English

A cup of oatmeals and 6 hard-boiled eggs

>>738031780

This isn't an English Breakfast.

It has chips (French fries), is missing mushrooms, potato scones, black pudding etc.

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>>738031780
what about a nigger on a rope

>>738031780
Not having an English Breakfast.

>>738031780
Migas, jalepenos and tortillas.
Also, pussy.
/thread

>>738031888
Trips don't lie

>>738031780
activated almonds

>>738031780
>French fires for breakfast
Kys

>>738032104
How are they "activated?"

>>738032165
To 'activate' an almond you need to soak it for 24 hours in water, then dry it out again over a low heat. Supporters of activated almonds claim raw almonds contain phytochemicals that prevent you from getting the full benefit of the nutrients in almonds when you digest them.

>>738031780
waffles, or anything, that is one shitty EB

>>738031780
Irish...

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>>738031780
German Breakfast.

>>738031780
An Australian Breakfast
6 macca's hash browns, a Snag on bread, tinnie of VB, another Hash Brown, a Farmer's Union Ice Coffee and a pack of Winnie Blues

a log of shit.

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>>738031780
>chips for breakfast

I love it when lesser countries fail at being British.

>>738031780
>no bub and squeak
Not a full english. KYS

>sincerely, an american that loves a good brekkie

>>738031780
anything italian

>>738031780
Fucking reddit fag

my uncles dick cheese

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>>738032310
"German Breakfast. Start your Day Führerious!"

>>738031780
That is no Full English. There are no FRENCH FRIES on a fucking Full English.
Full English:
2 pork sausages
2 rashers of BACK bacon (fuck the americunt streaky shit)
Eggs (fried, scrambled, poached, dealers choice)
Grilled tomato.
Baked beans (or tinned tomatoes if you're into that.)
Toast.
Regional extras (Black pudding all day long)

Thats it. It's the perfect meal. Get it right plebs.

>>738032339
those are freedom fries not chips

go get in a "drink driving accident" in your "lorry" faggot

Bagel with cream cheese, egg, and bacon.

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>>738032310

>>738032679
can I add fried potatoes and onions to that

>>738031780
You call that an english breakfast!! No mushrroms, hash browns, black pudding and wtf are fries on there for!

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>>738031780

Five Guys

A Spanish breakfast.

>>738032264
Faggot, nobody takes time to activate food. Go sprout your broccoli whole foods hippie fag

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>>738031780
Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast

>It's like the English don't even try

>>738031780
>No mushroom
>No hashbrowns
>Chips

Close my friend, but no cigar.

>>738031780
>name something better than an English Breakfast.

Swedish pussy.

>>738031780
>well what else we got in the ice box?
>oh a semi-rotten tomato? alright, throw it on the skillet for a minute

>>738031780
Take scrambled eggs, put cheese on it, and then put it in between a bagel

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Starvation

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An Irish breakfast you English cunt.

>>738031780
French breakfast, obviously

>>738033177
muslim loving faggot

Literally anything

A New English breakfast

>>738033246
>starves to death because they're too stupid to make a boat
nice job on the titanic faggot

death

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>>738031780
A Scottish Breakfast, for real men.

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>>738032264
Sick b8

>>738032679
That sounds pretty good. I'd be down for the mushrooms, tomatoes, and I'd be willing to try black pudding.... but fucking beans for breakfast is ludicrous.

Big American breakfast.

Eggs (typically scrambled, but any other way is fine)
Sausage
Bacon (streaky, I honestly believe any foreigner eating back bacon would be a believer in the streaky kind if they tasted thick cut pepper bacon)
Hash Browns
Toast or Biscuit, I'd prefer a biscuit and gravy.

I'd be down for a full English/Irish breakfast, but no fucking beans. That's a lunch/dinner food and not even a very good one....

Churrasco

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>>738033217
Take scrambled eggs, put cheese on it, and then put it in between a bagel
>then put it in between a bagel
>bagel

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Am i the only one here who thinks that eating sugary and fried shit in the morning is insane ??

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An Israeli one.

lil ceasers bestest pepperoni pizza

>>738033337
Yeah.We should have made them Iceberg proof.

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>>738031780

>>738033358
Is that mujadara in a condom ?

>>738033431
Jews would never do that. Your need belly lox, cream cheese, tomatoe, onion, and capers.

You savages.

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>>738031780

Japanese breakfast. Very satisfying, wont make you feel like a fat pile of garbage.

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>>738033503
Israel for the win

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>>738033428
What kind of degenerate likes a biscuit more than toast?

>>738032688
Dubs wins you fucking euro faggots

>>738033503
You butchered that croissant you animal

>>738033450
I'd agree with that statement.... if you have a big day where you gotta do a lot, eating a jumbo carby breakfast is going to knock the wind out of your sails. But for a leasurely day off, I prefer sausage/bacon/eggs. It always sort of exhausts me though. And fucking forget sugary breakfast cereals or pancakes/waffles. You'll be ready for bed once the insulin sea saw happens (blood sugar spikes high, insulin overcompensates resulting in low blood sugar after a couple hours making you tired and moody).

Easy. Schnitzel with noodles and Polska sausage.

>>738031780
WTF ? where is the fried bread and black pudding ? CHIPS !!! Thats a faggot southern pretend breakfast !

>>738031780
cocks

>>738033745
By biscuit, I of course mean a flakey southern style American biscuit. I'm not talking about cookies (what you faggots call biscuits).

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>>738033431

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>>738033246

A fackin Taylor ham, egg and cheese on a everything bagel from the deli down the street. That and a cuppa cof
We ain't go time for that gay foreign shit on a plate. I got stuff to do people to see and women to harass

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>>738031780
I'm English and can tell you that chips are not part of a full English breakfast.
There should be some fried mushrooms, a slice or two of fried bread and where is the black pudding?

Fuck me, it's a fucking disaster mate!

>>738031780
eh, why french fries? why not country style potatoes, if you're gonna eat potatoes?

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vodka

>>738033701
3 drinks and coffee? wtf

>>738031780
Real talk in an English breakfast what kind of beans do you use? Here in the states everyone is obsessed with the maple/brown sugar baked beans. I prefer Mexican style baked beans with spice

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>>738033903
my nigga

>>738033064
I would pay to punch that man in the face

>>738033903
i really fucking hate that they call cookies biscuits. fucking retards.

>>738033133
>2017
>Not activating your almonds
>Ishygddt

>>738033136
Denny's promotional photos are always so fake, looking at their menu its glaringly obvious most of the pictured foods are just plastic. The eggs especially look fake as fuck.

>>738031780
I use to have this stuff for lunch

A bar of gold.

>>738031780
Anything.

>>738033903
I'm American, and biscuits are really bad (especially cornbread)

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'merica. Where you can get a kosher breakfast burger with" beef bacon"

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Two of these the morning before a day of hard work and you're good to go for hours.

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>>738033064
>activated almonds

I used to think that anons saying
>really activates my almonds
was just part of the stupid
>really makes you think
meme, but it turns out, activated almonds are an actual thing.

#bamboozled.

>>738031780
Time's up.
/thread

>>738034574
I call bullshit, you're not an American. No American would EVER consider cornbread a biscuit. Everyone hates cornbread (I personally don't, but most do, cornbread is nearly always dry no matter how it's prepared). And ALL Americans like biscuits, some have a preference for flaky over southern style, but we all like em. Hell, the only people that don't eat em are those crazy no carbs types, but even they will acknowlege a biscuit, particularly with gravy, is the bomb.

I don't think most Euros have ever had a proper American biscuit, just like most of us have never had a proper Euro scone. You'd be a believer if you tried one...

>>738034195
They're almost always baked in a sweet, spiced tomato sauce. Heinz baked beans more often than not

>>738031780
no breakfast

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>>738031780
dead english

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>>738034238
fuck off you inbred cunt

that's why your poop is dark
bad stuff,worse shit
dark turds
you are all unhealthy
bad teeth also

>>738034947
hey I'd like to chime in regarding the dryness of cornbread. don't fucking eat it by itself. when my mom makes it, I usually put either butter and honey on it, or butter and jelly (any flavor of jelly is fine).

try one of those two combinations.

Log sliding

>>738034822
Are you fucking nuts? A jumbo dosage of carbs like that makes me ready to take a fucking nap. I deliberately don't have a carby breakfast like that unless if I have the day off to chill and nap whenever. You of course need a small portion of carbs with every meal to have a prolific day of physical labor, but too much carb is like taking a fucking xanax beforehand.

Mexican breakfast:
Eggs
Bacon
Fried potatoes
Refried beans
Sausage patties
Flour tortillas

What the hell was everyone else eating?

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>>738031780
Breakfast burrito

>>738034822
Dubs don't lie.

my breakfast
>coffee
>cigarette
>taking a massive dump afterwards

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>>738032690
>go get in a "drink driving accident" in your "lorry" faggot
Another example of lesser countries failing at being British. That was helpful, thanks.

>>738033722
Oh that looks great. Is it pork?

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>>738033246
ftfy

>>738031937
potato scones? you mean that scottish thing? shut up

>>738035364
Have you been looking at my poop?

Everyone in the UK gets free dental care.

>>738034238
I'm not sure who came up with the english language.. the english or the americans? but who ever did, i'll stick with their version..

>>738031780
Not being british

>>738035831

t. muhammed

>>738035831
>Wearing red coats in the woods

>>738034591
>beef bacon

That's a thing?! God I love being American. First FREEDOM... Then 4th Meal... Now this

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>>738031780
Ukrainian food

>>738036014
No they don't fuck brain

>>738035721
>Refried beans

Don't Mexicans EVER get anything right the first time?

>>738033606
why is poland twice on this and the last one so shitty?

>>738031780
an Ulster Fry.

no beans, white and black pudding, potatoe bread, soda farl, mushrroms, much more bacon, at least two good sausages (not those pink tubes of rendered pork offal) and a good mug of tea.

Ponces may add orange juice and toast and marmalade.

>>738036014
>Everyone in the UK gets free dental care

How come none of them use it?

>>738031780
German Bauernfrühstück!

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Dont mind me, best breakfast coming thru; EGG SANDWICH

2 fried eggs bacon cheese salt pepper ketchup on a fresh roll

If you cant get freshly baked rolls that were made merely hours ago dont even bother. Poorfags can substitue with english muffins but they still suck compared to the real thing. If you use a bagel you might as well kill yourself faggot.

>>738036537
>thinking cliches are true
You must be american, am I wrong ?

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>>738033064

>>738032690
suppose you just call it "driving", eh faggot?

>>738033136
>>deserts for breakfast
>>hurrrr we am de best

Can some us bro explain how those american breakfast pancake are made?
I'd like to try.

>>738036712
You can tell, kids, that this post is b8 af because of >ketchup

Getting raped and murdered by a migrant.
This usually happens after an English breakfast

>>738037056
Look up buttermilk pancakes.

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>>738035344
>has fucked up teeth
>accuses others of being inbred

>>738036184
How about sticking with the people who can actually speak english properly, "guv'na"?

>>738036319
I lol'd

>>738036476
imagination and reality

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American Breakfast

>>738034238
We don't. There's a difference between them.

>>738037056
Break up some eggs, vanilla extract, milk and flour in a bowl, mix, pour the mixture into a hot pan accordingly (one big pancake, 3 little pancakes, etc.), flip it over when bubbles form on the surface, make it a nice golden color, and enjoy with some melted butter, powdered sugar, and syrup

>>738035798

this

>>738031780
2 English breakfasts.

>>738033626
it's haggis

>>738034947
I know what type you're talking about, but im talking about the really dry tough biscuits

>>738034179
that's because it's not japanese, probably the pic of a "japanese" restaurant in USA

>>738032039
/thread

hot gay sex with my dad

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>>738036319
>meme history

Another triumph for the Murcan education system

>>738031780
real food is better than English breakfast...

>>738037187
>>738037406
Thanks bros. I'll try

>>738035538
Do you know what carbs are? Two english muffins wont make you pass out

Pussy

>>738033358
Wheres the tatties and neeps?????

You can't have haggis without tatties and neeps man, ffs

>>738034213
needs more bob evans!

Living in a free country

>>738031780
shit

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>>738031780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCewpjd2Yfc
CNN IS EVIL!

buttered poptart?

>>738038357
Retard

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>>738037248

Found this with a quick search

According to a study conducted in late April by the U.S. Department of Education and the National Institute of Literacy, 32 million adults in the U.S. can't read. That's 14 percent of the population. 21 percent of adults in the U.S. read below a 5th grade level, and 19 percent of high school graduates can't read.6 Sep 2013

murica

>>738039012
But Indians still can't poo in the loop so....

>>738038737
The same £50 root canal surgery will cost americans thousands. For under 18s or anyone on any kind of benefits or low income dental care is completely free and basically free for everyone else.

Oral hygiene is important. So the question is why are Americans so retarded with their gross messed up teeth, sucking down their sugary pancakes and cereal every morning, never seeing a dentist?

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>>738031780
every breakfast without backed beans

also, OP, have you realized that the traditional "British" breakfast is basically food for soldiers who won't get much more else the whole day long?

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The genocide of the African American race

>>738031780
Jesus fucking Christ OP, please tell me people dont eat that for breakfast, There are enough carbs in that thing to send a diabetic into a coma and enough protein to make sure once they are passed out, they shit themselves

>>738031780
blowjob

>>738033337
Yeah, that was the problem. It had nothing to do with putting an alcoholic, English sea captain with a history of running Olympic class liners into shit, in charge of running one of the world's largest ships through iceberg territory.

>>738031937
>Not very accurate, for one
>WHERE THE FOOK"S YOUR HP SAUCE MATE

>>738039604
Like all civilized people, I prefer fronted beans.

>>738032104
tfw no homemade coconut to eat

>how to fill up your dish washer in a single meal

>>738033701
>how to fill up your dish washer in a single meal

>>738031780
Prison

>>738037340
Oy cunt my name is Hans. I live in Levensworth and ill kick your ass.

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>>738031780
A bottle of Soylent.

>>738040205
>>how to fill up your dish washer in a single meal

>>738031937
You mean hash browns you fucking mug. Op pic is a disgrace of a full English

>>738031780
Anal.

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Vittel Toné

>>738040681
/////thread

>>738031780
hemlock

>>738032264
I once activated your mom

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>>738031780

>Fries
>Breakfast

mfw

>>738031780
Irish Breakfast

>>738032679
4 Bacons
3 Tom sausages
3 Black pudding
Shrooms
Fried bread
Beans minus the juice
Fried Tom's
Fried eggs
All cooked in the same pan with fats and beaf dripping
2 cans of monster and a nice joint for after

>>738033246
Fuck you pikey cunt
>bloody Sunday keke
I can hear you now screaming insults with your nasaly spoken accent
Oh and u2 are fucking wank mate

>>738033259
Unfiltered cigarettes and expresso?

An English breakfast looks like it'd only be good for a massive hangover.

>>738031780
a blowjob followed by a cold beer

>>738034004
Did you just assume he's your '' mate ''?

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i just made this spaghetti wit pepper and salt. oregano on topping for taste. didn't have any beer in the fridge, so i drank tea instead.
what do you think? sorry for mess on my table.

>>738031780
Literally anything, had an English breakfast when I was in London, fucking disgusting

>>738033701

Is that soyent green?

>>738033358
jail food with condoms dont count .

>>738031780
Almost anything else

>>738031780
pussy

>>738031780
A big fat greasy Mexican turd

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>>738031780
Schweinefrass

2 English breakfasts

>>738041232
you mean chips, right?

>>738031780
An oxygen rich atmosphere

>>738032688
Winner winner

An American breakfast.

The ulster fry

>>738031780
No wonder you inbreds are so fat

BOIPUSSY for breakfast

>>738042588
looks good. needs a drizzle of olive oil.

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>>738043139
Kek

Water

>>738031780
that pic gave me the shits

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>>738031780

Full Scottish breakfast.

>>738033246
Get rid of that 3rd sausage and the white pudding, and add some fried tomato, and you'll have yourself a proper breakfast.

>>738031780
my girlfiends 22 year old pussy!

>>738033722
That looks like Eggs in Purgatory. Which is fucking delicious.

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>>738032165

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>>738037340
>seahawks

African American breakfast

>>738046138

So nothing with a side of missing daddy?

>>738046212
Take some time off maybe a nap and then try again please

>>738031780
that looks fucking amazing

Mike is a newfag

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>>738045130

>>738033428
You don't have the heinz baked beans that we have. The beans you're thinking of are nothing like the ones we have with breakfast.

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Call that a breakfast?

>>738047050
i had no idea this guy's a celebrity chef down under. neat!

>>738031780
anything

>>738033246
Spud Murphy calling an English man a cunt, what a joke you dick head sheep shagger.

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>>738035538
This you.

>>738031780
surf and turf dinner. aka steak + lobster + orzo mac n cheese

>>738033246
Needs more potatoes.

Are those fucking chips? WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE CHIPS?!

>>738034822
Americas finest delicacy.

Lets get this straight, a fry up is more an English thing for breakfast than anywhere in the UK.

Because the English have started to become more American in their need to eat fatty foods with very little nutrition involved.

I am Scottish, and no we don't all have Porridge or Haggis for breakfasts, some have a fry up sure. But it is starting to become more normal for cereals to be eaten or just simple boiled eggs and bread soldiers.

However I used to personally have 2 rolls and Square Sausage for breakfast, but ever since living in Japan for teaching English I grew accustomed to a more balanced breakfast.

I now have a bowl of rice with fish (sometimes I will use a dashi broth or just plain soy), a cup of tea, a cup of OJ (fresh) and some fruit.

Some may turn their nose up at that, but it is fresh, very tasty and believe it or not because of the lack of fats in there, you are not sweating more during the day and you feel fuller for longer, you may even not have a huge lunch and just have a large dinner.

Don't get me wrong I like to eat something non-healthy for dinner once in a while as I can afford to with the healthier breakfast I have.

>>738049926
Nobody wanted your life story

>>738050119

nobody wanted your salt

Meatlovers skillet

>>738031780
>breakFAST
>literally have to prepare for 30 minutes before eating

>>738033136
kys dont make merica look bad like that