Aussie thread. who's here?

>>738008623
not me

fuck off losers

>>738008678
Oi nah mate you can fuck off an all, AusFags rule.

>>738008623
G'day kant.

>>738009358
Well said mate.

G'day op, Queenslander cunt here

>>738008623
Maaaaaaaate

>>738008623
penriff reporting

>>738008623
You may be 'strayan, but these cunts are real fucken 'strayan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

Far south coast nsw cunt what's up

>>738008623
Best Australia reporting

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>>738008623
Central Queensland ya cockheads.

>>738008623
Central West reporting for duty

Yet another queenslander cunt reporting in.

shit country

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>>738013270

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OP is me.
Far south Tasmania for me.
Crayfishing is what I do.
Aside from Ice and centrelink whats your story?

>>738013270
shit cunt

>>738008623
Amerifag here. But honestly, Australia is the only other country I give a shit about besides Canada. So you guys are cool

>>738008623
I remember a time when your kind was not welcome here, kiwi.

>>738013706
Seriously the states and Australia are practically the same besides gun laws. That and no basketball Americans.

Who here is unfortunate enough to live in Sydney too? Fucking M4 toll is gonna screw me hard.

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I'm here. What are we drinking tonight, fullas?

Melbourne cunt here.
What's up cunts?

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>>738013774

>>738013774
Yup

>>738013706
Also, I'd suck dick for an Interceptor, but a 10k import tax is bs

>>738013839
Why do you even drive it? Work commute?

>>738013839
Full of fucken Lebbos

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>>738013861

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>>738013774
OP again.
Have you met me mate Marty?

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>>738013976
Apparently there are more Coupes in the US than there is in Aus these days, made me laugh when I learned that.

>>738013982
Work, I don't really need to be on it but once the toll starts Parramatta road is gonna be fucked and I need that.

>>738014005

Yup and pajeets. Time to move out west

>>738014113
Yeah but that car is a classic. I also want a 1971 skyline but that has an import tax too. All my dream cars pretty much do. Lol.

>>738014044
You fuckers in WA are weird.
Big M is the one true milk

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>>738014044
Aussie Oldfag remembers when that and a chicko roll would see the night out.

>>738014044
Hey, not bad. A little vodka and a couple ice cubes and I could get on board. Poor man's white russian?

Melbfag sippin Mornington Pales like a true inner city Aussie faggot.

>>738008623
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY FUCKO! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

Sunny coast lets go cunts

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>perthfag checking in, sup cunts.

>>738014382
worst copypasta ive seen in years faggot

>>738014382
*slowly places pillow over your screaming mouth and gently pats your head*

shhh shhh, only dreams now you fucking drongo

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>>738014382

>>738014044
Hate those fuckin chocky milk memes

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>>738014221
Yeah they're awesome, it's just spun out that a RHD car has been imported heavily enough they seem to be immigrating to the US

>>738014224
Interesting, never heard of Big M yet they look so similar.

>>738014519
No meme my friend, I can timestamp if you'd like

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>>738014382
I've got a poem for ya.. You are an idiot, You are a bitch, You shit me to tears, ...I'm goin' down the pub.

>>738014565
Nah nah as long as I don't see a damn chocky milk meme I'll be fine, you enjoy!

South Australia trap here

Sydneyfag here cunts.

>>738014100
Good bloke
Did nothing wrong

>>738014814
Tits or GTFO

>>738013650
Keks
Drug & Alcohol rehab nurse. Cya soon cunt!

>>738014950
Cunts fucked.
Fucked all cunts.

>>738014453
>>738014480
>>738014514
>>738014680
First of all don't you ever DARE reply directly to me. I didn't give you permission to speak to me directly. You subhuman Non-American scum are not allowed to speak to a superior American without express consent. Secondly I ordered you off my board and out of American cyberspace. Get the fuck out. You are not permitted to be here. You must leave our virtual soil and stop polluting American websites with your foreign degeneracy. So fuck off. Leave and don't come back.

>>738008623
Sydney fag checking in, aussie chicks are where it's at

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How are we all

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>>738014100
Good fella, gave me a leg up.

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Who's seen Wyrmwood

>>738014995
Back in Dover tomoraa. Wanna hookup?

>>738015089
Facking great, who else loves Jim Jefferies?

>>738008623
Far North Queensland here, cunt.

>>738015150
Last night on SBS. fucking laughed.

bris fag here.
north side,

>>738015151
Only Chigwell cock for me crayboy.

>>738015157
fuck yes

>>738015212
Yeah, I saw it when it released but also rewatched it last night, great movie.

Queenslander cunt here

>>738015262
Ayy My nigga

>>738014406
Noosaaaaa

>>738015232
Chiggers....hmmm not sure if male nurse now

>>738015392
Nah man Caloundra's where it's at, although Noosa is pretty neat

>>738014453
Meanwhile in Northbridge

>>738008623
https://discord.
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Aussie server get in cunts

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It's really cold ;_;

>>738015411
Come from the mainland so I have all me own teef.

Thread is full of fuckin' QLD bogans.

Skinny jeans moustache wearing Melbourne cunt reporting in.

>>738014814
Tits or gtfo

>>738015613
Haha having winter when it is really summer.

I told you all to fuck off. Why are you still continuing this act of immigration terrorism? You really are all decended from criminals and scum. Fucking Aussiecucks are worse than europoors, and that's pretty shitty. Please get the fuck out of here. Your presence is sickening me. It's an insult to my great nation, and the American people. Fucking kill yourselves. You don't even live in a real country.

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>>738015613
lol same here.

>>738015684
So's WA, full of modern mullet wearin tards

>>738015411
Got pigfucked by a fella from Mole Creek once, kept asking what if I knew what time the last bus arrived.

>>738008623
0408 979 262 text cock and shit pictures to this cunt ya fucken cunts

Any other cunts here from franga?

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>>738015684
Have you converted to islam yet?
The mainland is fucked get out.

>>738015684
Fuck off back to Carwyns where ya belong then, cunt.

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>>738015748
Poofta yank cunt

>>738015973
Don't reply directly to me you subhuman Non-American degenerate filth. Also learn to speak real actual American English. Don't throw that tribal Aussiecuck moonspeak bullshit at me.

>>738015052
Ok cunt.
You poor little fag dog shitman. You no pussy fucking, copping it in the asshole pig rooting cunt.
Eat shit and die dog.

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Call out to all houseboatfags livin on the Tweed.

>>738015831
No shit.
This is OP....Fucken born there. Even went to Hastings High. Im Oldfag so it was when the changed it to WesternportSecondary College

Genuine ipswichian here.

>>738008623
Fuck straya

>>738015765
Oh fuck, thought you were close-by for a second

>>738016062
Don't you dare speak to me directly! I told you all already I am an American and therefore superior to any Australian and you may not address me directly without my consent. Learn your place you foreign shitbag. Now that you better understand how low of a piece of shit you are, kill yourself. Non-American scum like you is only fit to die anyway.

>>738016062
>You poor little fag dog shitman. You no pussy fucking, copping it in the asshole pig rooting cunt.
>Eat shit and die dog.
Oh, we have an intellectual online tonight.
Fuck off wogboy.
#notrealaussie

Cairns here ya fuckin dog cunts

>>738015392
Ayyy sunshine beach boy

Why are you guys role-playing as bogans?

>>738016313
G'day ya methed up croc fuckin beach cunt

>>738016230

Look at this Amerifat spraying righteousness everywhere. You can taste the grease and retardation in the air.

You are the fattest, most quantifiably stupid nation on earth. For all the 'economic prosperity' you have, you're still a bunch of redneck retards. You should pray to your backwater swamp god for thanks that California's economy props the rest of your shithole country up.

I look forward to the day that you limp-dick cunts pick a fight and find out that the rest of the world thinks you're utter shite and watches with glee as some backwater peasant nation like China forces you to suck cock like a prison bitch.

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>>738016054
I just popped me cookies

>>738016402
Role-playing? Born and bred in Kallangur cunt.

>>738016402
there not roleplaying...

>>738016518
They're, how does it feel being less literate than bogans?

>>738014814
5039 here, you?

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>>738015684
Do you fap to Brunx sluts???

>>738016402


We aren't roleplaying ya fuckin polecat

>>738016133
John Paul College here

>>738016402
I believe it's satirical, but typically we speak in a less exaggerated version, casually incorporating Aussie slang into the majority of our vocabulary.
Etc.
Sup cunny can I pinch a dart
Dog act cunt
Pack us a romper

>>738012312
>those fucking reees

>>738016434
>Stupidest nation
Still makes fun of Aussies for fucking kangaroos
>Peasant nation china
One fo the world's best economys vastly known for work ethic to the point their population is declining because work is more important
Fact check yo shit bruh. You make us Aussies look like americunts when you just say shit like that

>>738015780
Nah Im a classy guy from Woodbridge. no bus down here.
The talent down here is non existant.

>>738012821
Eden bra

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>>738014814

>>738008623
https://discord.
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Who wants to come to dubbo to suck my cock

5290 boys

>>738016799
Fucken richfag!
Class of 92 Hastings High..
Cunts kicked me out of Dromana tech.

>>738016891
So you're actually just a poor cuntslob who can't afford Brunylife or a car. Nursecatch! Try the Cygnet hippiesluts mate, they roll all ways all days.

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>>738013861
Feral supposedly boutique beer
hoppy but without leaving cotton mouth
nice in the cold

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>>738013915
fuckin lefty cunts
ave some of this

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>>738017297

>>738016922
Kekd and checkd 6 more days cunt

As an american faggot i can testify to other american faggots that my aussie friends really do talk like this.

>>738014514
definitely voting 1N in the next federal election
enough fuckn allaakwhatevers already

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>>738017090
>>738017090
Fuck Cygnet. Pretentious, cashed up wannabes.
Keep to myself down here.
I do alright.
Your alright.
We're good....maybe
Amazing that I find a local here.
Whats worse is I'm not from Woodbridge but further south at Gordon....Locals are fucked. Fortunately my nearest neighbour is over a km away.
Pic relevant. its my view.

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>>738017462
Get a new keyboard

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>>738008623

Fuk yeah

>>738008623
https://discord.
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>>738016709
>call Uber

>>738017462
>#niceviewscunt
Not local, just spent quite some time in the area. More of a mainland east coast meanderer. Housmate is from Rokeby, told me some ripper locals yarns.

4068 here, about to smoke up for the night

>>738015157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrMFjcxkMo4
i lolled

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Fuckin south east Queensland mate

>>738018162
>Live on the Channel
>view is the best looking thing around
>MFW cant fuck it

>need to travel to other major city
>poor
>tiger air amrite?
is this worth the low air fare?

>>738018508
Just go Jetstar you cheap cunt.

>>738018508
Jetstar or virgin. cheaper than a bus

>>738009358
Aussies are inbred fucking morons who only know how to dig dirt out of the ground.

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>>738008623
Farkin westen sydney mate
pic related: from that fucken dust storm in 09

>>738017381
Fuck yeah cunt

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>>738018654

>>738018543
Jetstar is full of fuckn surfie cunts travelling to/from gold coast
double the price of tiger

>>738018749
It's true

>>738018718
Nice waratah..
But how did you get it to grow sideways?

>>738018807
that it is.

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>>738018807

amerifag reporting in, you all are proper cunts

every aussie i know is one fuck of a guy and knows something about a good time. fuckin' wish it werent on the literal opposite side of the earth though

also your guys' clubs seem mad, cheers

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This fucking ace cunt is gonna do us all proud.

>>738017498
The fuck for?

>>738018826
dreamtime magic, cunt

>>738012312
ooowwweee!

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>>738018987

Australian Calling in, West of Brissy cunt

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Hey guys, how goes the night. Just about to start tripping ^_^

some serious aussie talent on show here

>>738017550

>>738016819
>Sup cunny can I pinch a dart
Can ya roll?
>nah
Get fucked cunt

tassie cunts even tho i aint a tasssie cunt

>>738016669
5108

>>738016994
Gambier fag

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>>738019563
that is not a magic mushroom this is

>>738019563
you pick them or buy em?? need picking tips.

>>738019563
Don't eat that mate, you'll get sick as a dog. But where'd you pick it from?

>>738018933
Not in Sydney, bro, they shut at midnight. Weak cunts. Out in the bush we keep on going.

gook living in australia. what does oath mean?

Emerald ya fuckers

>>738008623
Fuck you dog cunt What u say? I'll drop you dead fuck cunt

>>738021540
Fucking oath = you're correct cunt

We just don't wanna soundlike fagtards and like to distance ourselves from the Queens english.

Canberra reporting. Defrost and then kill me. Please

>>738019282
Not even coons ya smelly cunt. Them just plain ole nignogs

Central west NSW
Starting to need a good fuckin' rain.

>>738021721
>>738021540

you are both dumb cunts aren't you ?

Oath is in every dictionary

a solemn promise, often invoking a divine witness, regarding one's future action or behaviour.
"they took an oath of allegiance to the king"

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>>738008623
Melbourne fag, standing by

>>738021910
wtf is struth then?

>>738018267
Kill yourself you piece of shit.

>>738021813
i went and stayed in ACT in winter once
>wake up ar 5am
>Minus 4 Degrees
>Icicles inside my nose

>>738017462
Love that view. Makes me want to kill you and take your identity.

>>738021910
You're the dumcunt, shitposter. Fuck off.

>>738021909
Same - too cold for rain tho, bro. Turns to ice.

>>738021960
Its strewth

It is an exclamation., It's British

used to express surprise or dismay.

Are you even on planet earth ?

>>738021910
this shitposting winterfag has lost his uggies

>>738018076
Attempting intelligent dialogue on 4chan is like trying to teach dogs to read. You're a complete fucking idiot.

>>738022043
Come at me Bro!

Or just come visit. all welcome.

>>738022149
but what's the etymology faggot
you can quote oath from a fuckn dictionary you wanker

>>738022131
Yep. Just need a top up in the tanks, aye.

Perth here.
any1 suicidal want to go on a rampage and kill or rape someone before i off myself on sunday?

>>738022012
It's even colder lately. I think we peaked at minus 7 or 8 this year. During summer its something like 52

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>>738018267

>Fuckin south east Queensland mate

post's a W.A skid pig....

>>738015150
Yea bought it when the civic closed last year, it was a quality flick, good balance of comedy and action.

>>738022267
It is not rocket science you fucking turd tier fuckwit

When people say Fucking oath , Its like saying it is the truth, If you know the meaning of oath it really does not require etymology

Beside that he never asked the Origin of the word. he asked the meaning of the phrase

Now BTFO you literal cancer

>>738016709
I holiday'd in Melbourne for this first time recently around mornington peninsula and it was a fucking disgrace, junkies everywhere, go to the city, niggers and junkies everywhere, on top of that vic has the ugliest people in the country, everywhere i went i felt like a 10.

>>738022691
>turd tier fuckwit
kek your an funny cunt arent you
Nagi

Cairns cunt here ya fuckwits.

Wattle Grove master race reporting in

Go the fucken west coast

Fuck collingwood inbreeds

>>738009358
This fag speaks the truth

>>738021910
Bloody oath mate

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GOOD OLD HUONVILLE FOREVER
WHERE NO-ONE SUSPECTS YOU'RE A DOG

>mfw Big Shazza finally gets found by Dunn and Bradstreet, cop that cunt

Open question for aussies,whats the quickest way to bang aussie festival sluts?

facking straya! Mate!

>>738024655
Rohypnol

>>738024655
>have drugs
Not an Aussie, I just know the easiest way to get laid is to have the biggest bag in any party situation.

>>738008678
It's alright mate, not everyone has the bloody good fortune to be born on God's Own Soil, the sunburnt land of meat, flies and murder. We completely understand your jealousy, your bitterness and spite; it's the reason why so many Aussies have to deal with the real, creeping cancer of immigration.

Fucking Pommy bastards that overstay a tourist visa.

No joke, they outnumber brown bastards on boats something fierce. Worse, they actually work jobs and don't pay tax, all because the poor bastards can't face warm beer and Essex sheilas with four teeth in their heads.

SO it's okay, we forgive your cuntishness.

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>>738024809
GHB it is then

>>738012913

Southside Rocky Depot Hill I bet

>>738022346
You got /meth/ ?

>>738024655
Post on craigslist that you're looking to "party and play" (gay scene) or "420 for reward" (straight scene) at the festival.

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>>738024597
Fuck it next time I'll just start a Huon Valley / Channel Thread.

>>738022346
>planning your suicide far enough in advance that you can cancel???

You're either a rank amateur at being mentally ill, or you're far too sane to do this. Seek help.

>>738025015
What's the valley goss? What's the jive on the mean streets of Raneleigh, fellow young person? For I am hip to your groove, daddy-o.

>>738008623
One of the worst accents ever.

>>738008623
Fuk you

>>738025458
>implying there is a single Aussie accent

Get the fuck outta here, you flaming Berkshire hunt.

>>738025533
>Daily reminder that you can always call Wagga Wagga "Wagga", but you CANNOT call Woy Woy "Woy"

>>738025550
Well the victorian accent is pretty lame tbh.

See: dave hughes and most of the yeeeeah nahs that play eggball

>>738025682
>Victorians
>rugby

>>738025682
Doesn't matter. The direct implication of his statement was that there was only a single diction of the Queen's English - that is fuckin objectively false. You fuckin banana benders can whine about the effete bastards south of you who can afford the luxury of a neck as much as you want, there's still a bastard-load of different accents around the place.

>>738025953

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>>738025437
Fucked if I Know what happens over in Hooterville. Im alone down between Gordon and Verona. Zero fucks given.
/b/ entertains

>>738008623
Any cunts in Bendigo?

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>>738026126
Bendigo is Cunts

Brisfag checking in
Isn't it weird that this is the only thread that I read in the most bogan aussie accent out?

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>>738026097

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p09-papi0M0

>>738026886
Hot ranga m8

>>738026097
Some slowfag Canadian spreadbait right there.

>>738026333
That is the fucking truth, mate. But at least we're not Geelong.

>>738018654
Well you're not wrong there mate

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>>738027220

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvYJGLbihfY&t=69s

Fuaaarrkk Sick Kent

straya cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QCgqQdmr0M

>>738027928
>"wouldnt you love to live next to Daniel?!"
> Bourbon.exe.

That last second of clip. She fell for a Bogan. There is hope.

>>738025853
XF life!
At least the factory realised you fuckers cant drive so shipped em out without a tiller.
Some cunt obviously got smart and got sick of the bus to centrelink.