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How tall are you guys? I'm 4'9"

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How tall are you guys? I'm 4'9"
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>>738004677
gonna need you to timestamp a tapemeasure for me OP

>6'8"
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5'11

I'm close enough to 6' to fool the girls on tinder who require 6 feet but I'm short enough to feel bad about myself
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I can't find my tape measure rn but this was taken last year? I must be read the tape measure wrong. I'll try to take new pic once I find it
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You guys are tall
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>>738005342
H O L Y S H I T
I assumed you were just baiting to start the thread but you're actually that short? shit, I could wear you like a cockpuppet you still wouldn't reach my shoulders
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>>738004976
I live the same way. Probably because I'm a fat faggot. Might start wearing boots everywhere
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Lol! Yeah I get mistaken for a fucking freshman because of my height. Have to climb fucking counters and shit.
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Being tall is shit when you look lanky and skelly as all fuck.

6ยด0" here, shit sucks.
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>>738005342
Sex must be awesome.
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>>738005745
>Lol! Yeah I get mistaken for a fucking freshman because of my height. Have to climb fucking counters and shit.
ur gonna make a closet pedo a wonderful wife one day
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>>738004677
5'1" However I do have a 56 inch waist, so technically I'm a sphere
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12 doot
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>>738004677
I think you could be classified as a midget. Sorry...
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Please excuse my trash face, but here is new selfie with the tape measure. I hope I held it right
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>>738004677
5'0
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>>738006189
Thank you dude
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>>738006101
you're really blowing my mind here OP. the shortest adult I've ever met was like 4'11"

is this a medical issue or just bad luck
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>>738006264
Bad luck. I'm a 20 year old half Mexican. Shortest adult of my family.
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5''7 master race reporting in
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6'4"... 218lbs. 27 years old..... Being tall is pretty alright.
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>>738006101
Doesn't seem to be anything excusable there... except maybe that you are clothed and not sharing nude pics with us.
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>>738006327
at least there's some benefits. like, shopping in the childrens clothes section is cheaper?

either way thanks for making my night op, this has really cheered me up for some reason
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5" 3
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>>738006327
Something in your eyes tells me you're lost, like you're looking for something, something to fill the void.
Good looking eyes though.
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>>738006377
I'm pretty ugly lol but I could post a selfie maybe
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how did you know? my dog died the other day and I'm just searching for a dick to fill the void he left behind
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>>738006398
You're welcome, dude!
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>>738006453
Thank you!
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>>738006473
do it
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6'1
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>>738005342
File name suggests it was taken today my dude
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>>738006473
Naked selfie? Go ahead.

Unless you have goofy eyed tits there wouldn't be a real reason to call yourself ugly.
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Aight this is the best selfie I've got. Post selfies too, I wanna see ya faces mates
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>>738006690
trap or girl
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>>738006690
6.5/10
would bang at a party
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>>738006511
>ESC hay pendejas que prefieren pene de perro a dirigirte la palabra

>TFW they prefer a dog's dick over talking to you
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>>738006636
I had to redownload that pic from discord convo
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6'1" and that's quite average in EU nowadays.
I see overgrown kids all the time.
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>>738006736
Trap I guess. I'm a transboy
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>>738006690
You are a true beauty.

Not sure how to take pic since I got no working camera at hand.

Mind old pics?
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>>738006852
well i retract my statement then fucking hell >>738006752
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5'10"
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>>738006852
>Welcum /b/
>Still not posting poibussy and femenine dick
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6"5
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>>738006903
Sorry mate
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>>738004677
2'13
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>>738004677
Who? Me? I'm 6'2.
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>>738006990
If it counts for something I don't retract.

Don't have facepics tho.
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>>738006893
I don't mind old pics and thank you
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>>738007015
0'6
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>>738006852
hello be my girl(boy)friend
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>>738007092
How.
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>22yo and 6'2

>tfw you have a whole lot of other shitty problems that you give up looking for gf or try to date

I haven't been on a date in 3 years, haven't met or talked to any females in almost as long, it fucking sucks.
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>>738007163
I'm flattered :) but I do have a boyfriend
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>>738004677
im sorry you tiny faggot.
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>>738007092
We didn't ask for your dick size.
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>>738007254
wouldn't doubt it, You're basically a chick
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>>738007237
Oh man, I'm Sorrento hear that dude. I hope things go better with you
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>>738007295
Lol yeah
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>>738007304
Sorry to**** fuck I hate auto correct
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>>738007276
well that wasn't even a good roast cause that's an average dick size lmao
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>>738006852
how trans?
like, do you still have a dick? because 100% fuckable if you are postop
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>>738007508
I don't have a dick unfortunately. Preop :(
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>>738004677

6'0" not as tall as some of the guys in here but I've never felt I was lacking in the height department

seeing a girl who's 5'3" right now, have never been with a girl shorter than 5'7" before. It's real nice, makes me feel manly as fuck. Prefer it to tall girls now I think
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>>738007405
>average
>not wanting above average
I bet your parents were okay with you coming in third place in everything lmao
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>>738007678
Oh sweet! I'm happy for you and your girl!
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>>738004677
5'10
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Everyone is taller than me. I do get to receive the best hugs tho
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>>738007716
that's not my dick size tho, it's just a prank bro
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>>738007669
this is actually better for me.

how do you feel about being a cocksleeve and thrown around like a ragdoll for a few nights just because there's only so many chances to fuck someone with a 2 foot height difference
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>>738008201
Hmm, I'd like it maybe? My boyfriend is 6'0" and he fucking loves my height. Am still a virgin tho
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>>738008285
>Am still a virgin tho
we can fix that

>I'd like it maybe?
alright, when are you free?
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>>738004677
5'8 you wanna make me feel like not a manlet???

just don't utter that word to me or else you will be even shorter.......... cuz you'll be on your back
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>>738006690
i'd like to see a full body pic of you OP with a timestamp
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>>738004677
5'0" maybe 5'1"
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>>738008315
What does your face look like lol
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>>738004677
6'2" im pretty skinny, when i had longer hair i was often confused with a woman
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>>738006264
Maybe it's a Mexican thing. I'm 5'1" but I didn't even realize I was really short till I was 30!
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>>738008524
I'm kinda ugly lol. Excuse pajamas and stuff
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>>738008891
Are you in Europe by any chance?
I'd love to hop on that train
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>>738008891
you're cute
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>>738008921
UK actually. I moved here 2 years ago
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>>738008940
Thank you!
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>>738007678
One thing I have found is that the shorter the girl, the taller the guys she wants to be with. I'm not sure why, but i's a weird trend
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Being a manlet ain't as bad as everybody makes it out to be.
>5'4
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>>738008670
if you're seriously considering it I'll show in private.

>>738008891
yes this is all very acceptable
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I don't have a height preference like most people do tbh. I'm just happy with whoever I'm with
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Id rather be under 6' than 6"
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>>738008891
You're so cute I wanna fuck your face
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>>738008804
yeah, thats one of those things about America that confuses me. I'm tall but I've always been considered tall, everyone in my country is around the same height no matter how far away.

in america, some states are full of people like me and some are full of 5'2" men. a strange experience.
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>>738009002
Are you down for a one night stand?
UK is no problem to get to.
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>>738004677

4'9? Damn I'm 5'1 and people give me shit
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>>738009139
You really think I'm cute? I always thought i was average or meh
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>>738009168
Really? Oh damn. I get disrespected and treated like a child :(
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>>738009201
100% cute, not that guy but would facefuck you without question just to see those eyes looking up at me
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183cm
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1.89 of metric pride
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>>738009159
Nah I'm saving my virginity for my boyfriend but thanks for offer dude
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>>738004677
6'3"
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>>738009257

well depends from you pics (that I didn't see until after I commented) I'll assume you're a chick, I'd just run with it and use that cuteness to your advantage a lot of guys get off on the whole ageplay shit
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5'7
I am South East Asian and apparently that's considered above average in the rural regions but short in urban regions.
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>>738009284
Oh well thank you. I have been told my eyes are pretty
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>>738009313
Are you a girl or a dude, i don't get it
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>>738009364
Oh sweet! I have a few friends thebsame height as you. But they seem way taller next to me lol
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>>738009371
yep. fucking angelic.

how about a one night stand where you keep your virginity but I get your mouth?
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>>738009412
this
we need a nude to settle this OP
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5'8''

Live in Oregon. Never been called short. Never have felt short. Have had 10 girlfriends. Most people think I'm 5'10''
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>>738009412
Female to male pre op trans boy. I was born girl but i wanna transition to be a boy
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>>738008891
Nice. I feel like when you bend over, your ass looks nice.
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>>738009500
Oh sweet!
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>>738009463
No nudes lol
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>>738009540
>born a girl
>literally the best life
>wants to become a boy
please don't, your "boyfriend" just wants to ride your pussy before you "convert" or w/e and then he's gonna leave you.

Stop the autism.
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I'm 182cm, my girlfriend is 158cm. The funny thing is that her ass is like 105cm and waist is about 70cm.

What's your measurements OP?
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>>738009631
I'll settle for underwear to give us an 80% certainty
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Last I checked, 6'5"
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>>738009733
Ass is 106 cm and waist is 83 cm
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>>738006364
almost the same stats
>6'4", 215-ish, 24 year old
>I'm blond, blue eyed, and whiter than you
>I don't have your cool tats tho
>I'm (((Jewish)))
I probably hate myself more than you do
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>>738009463
rolling
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>>738009754
Im wearing the ugliest underwear
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>>738010154
could be worse, but that gives me no idea what kind of genitals you've got lurking under there

thanks for trying though OP
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>>738010211
Lol yeah
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5'11 180lbs.
Most assume im 6' anyways. Shit is alright i guess, my dad is 6'3 and my girlfriends dad and mom are both like like 5'6 so they always compliment me on height. Shits pretty good but i still fell like a midget next to my dad (im 20)
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Gonna browse for a bit and maybe sleep or something. Thanks for replies, guys
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>>738004677
https://discord.
------------
gg/xwHkBJy
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>>738009540
>4'9"
>f2m trans
>preop
>adorable face

this is exactly my kink but incredibly hard to find.
If that's true I'll give you $25/nude .
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>>738010370
Oh cool! I've only met one person that's 6'3. Pretty tall and I feel like a gremlin or something next to them
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>>738010453
What's this? :0
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>>738010487
I'm kinda chubby ^^;
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6'1" and 143.3 lbs. 19 years old.
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>>738010607
show me.

thats a serious offer btw. a couple to start with and if we're both happy more later.
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>>738006690
tits
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>>738010615
Oh shit you pretty tall
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5'3" (161cm) 26 year old, very fit manlet here.
apart from girl problems (always getting friendzoned),
i'd say overall i'm pretty happy with my height tbh.

I guess the friendzoning thing will improve with age/money, just have to wait couple more years..
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>>738010812
Hopefully you'll find someone soon, friendo!
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5.7"
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>>738010800
I'm the tallest man in my family
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>>738010912
hey thank's
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>>738005809
go to the gym. i'm 6'0" and living the skeleton life but i'm feeling more and more motivated to lift every day. imagine being 200 lbs after a year or two at the gym. that's my dream anyways
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>>738010943
Sweet!
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>>738010976
No problem dude
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>>738010812
Pump and Dump
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>>738012438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu1OFJA98bw
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>>738011157
Going to the gym doesn't magically add mass though. I have 2 skelly friends that eat a deficit of probably 300-500 calories each day that have been lifting for months. Progress is there, they have a little bit more muscles but barely noticable. Just eat more, eat unhealthy to an extent cause that barely matters, just make sure you finally get a surplus of calories (like couple hundo more than recommended) and you'll see an increase in body mass and fat percentage and THEN you can build actual muscles.

>6'7" 195 pound here, did this too and have a nice body now.
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Being a not-manlet is best feel. 202 cm here.
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>>738004677
183 cm or 6' 1/16''
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5'9 which is the average height in the world
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Also 5'11
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5'9, average male height. Like most guys though, I don't care about height. Shorter than me? Same height? Taller? Don't give a fuck.

Though I do have a fetish for short sexually dominant girls, or tall submissive girls. Love that height difference combined with an unexpected demeanor.
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>>738005988
Checked and keked
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182cm like 6' i think
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>>738005542
>>738006101
First off, zero pictures exist showing OP from tip to toe, so they could just be trolling and aligning themselves with the 4' 10" mark

Second, are you all seriously this impressed by a short person? I knew three girls in high school who were under 5 foot and my wife is 5 foot even. Sure 5 footers are less common than the 5' 4" girl, but they're not freaks or anything. Just leave your basement for 10 minutes and you'll probably meet one.
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>>738009540
I met a female-to-male pre-op at an anime convention. I supported her courage and pursuit of her life goals, but I cried at the loss. She was hot as fuck.
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>>738014850
Not trolling I just don't know how to take pictures. But I am very short
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>>738008068
please go back to your shitty life we dont want you
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White male, 195 cm (6'4)

TBH I find that small girls are the best.
Damn they're hot.

And easy to move around, if ya know what I mean.
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I'm gay
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>>738009051
it is tho
>5'9 here
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>>738014622
Haha 1cm under 6ft, were the same bud
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>>738004677
5'10" but I've got shit posture so like 5'9 1/2"
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OP pleass don't transition to be a boy, you will see what guys are put up with our whole lifes. Being a 4'11" manlet will drive you into suicide.
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>>738016509
We figured as much, oil-face.
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>>738017402
Fuckin'dead
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6'2 but I'm from a small town of tall people so if someone is below 6ft most would consider them short
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3'11"
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8'3"
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7'11"
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1'2"3'''
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>>738004677
haha manlet
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6'9" green nails/greasy
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6'3" dumb and fat
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5'6" spied on an autistic girl
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191cm. fuck the American measure system
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