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Hi /b/ I'm bored. Tell me about yourself.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hi /b/ I'm bored.

Tell me about yourself.
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>>737998997
well, i miss so much my ex-gf, so I can't sleep, and you?
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>>737998997
I've got a 7 inch cock, now more tits they're fucking hot
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>>737998997
I'm a short hairy guy, with a medium sized dick. I'm Europoor. Beside me sleeping is my gf, and my cats on my chest. Right now all I want to do I show me a pic of you fingering your asshole
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>>737999097
Are you me?
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About yourself
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>>737998997
wtf is that a grill
>show peener
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>>737998997
>7/6/2019
tell me what the future is like OP
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>>737998997
I just did acid on the 4th, what did you do, OP?

show that puddi too girl
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>>737998997
Up late, tired as hell but restless.
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>>737998997
Baby i start to fap now. Please show me more!
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>>737999212
I'm sure she's sorry her 7 isn't fucking perfect
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>>737998997
Was just about to fap
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>>737999130
>>737999319

How are these?
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Well this shit blasting on my pc...lol
https://youtu.be/mTcUzv_Iraw
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bby big mmilk jubs almost as godo a s mt coc k
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>>737999193
hahaha I don't think so, but maybe yes if you've realized that you've lost the love of your life.
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>>737999322
its so imperfect its a whole other number
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what love of your life did you lose
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>>737999384
Show pussy
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>>737999384
Your so hot! I hope your wearing a cute pair of undies.
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>>737999384
As nice as the first go round. You've got a hot body.
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>>737998997
>bby big mmilk jubs almost as godo a s mt coc k
Jesus, did you have a fucking stroke
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>>737998997
Sharpie in pooper dodgy style pic show pussy
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>>737999526
Gay
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>>737999384
>>737999413
>>737999447
>>737999458
>>737999501
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>>737999384
Fucking incredible, show me how they hang
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>>737999384
great tits and smile. pull on your nipples for me.
Im a horny nurse just getting off a late shift
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>>737998997
Sharpie in pooper dodgy style pic show pussy

Ps. Great tits, you must be so happy they don't suck
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>>737999384
prove you are real, show me your armpits. plz and thanx faggot.
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>>737999578
yo ur a rstoke fickl er
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>>737999615
Show tits
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>>737998997
I just woke up in Europe with morning wood. Would you show some ass and soles, please?
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do you really wanna know about random ass people or just want the lonely anons to give you undivided attention for your awesome pair of tits?
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>>737998997
I'll tell you about myself over kik. Legionaire42
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>>737999699
>>737999616
oi what thot mouth do?
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>>737998997
Hi im 24 from the netherlands
Studying medicine and love windurfing in the weekends
Also I think your tits are perfect :)
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>>737999744
ding ding ding
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>>737999384
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>>737999699
nice.
Bare ass with asshole visible please.
Also, aI'd appreciate a sharpie in the pooper.
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>>737999384
MOAR
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y is evry tone so trying hnA RD TO date thisn chik??
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sup :3
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>>737999384
NOICE
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>>737998997
Nice tits 8/10
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Write down: 4chan's little whore
On your tits
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>>737999384
kik?
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>>737999384
Baby my dick it's hard like the space shuttle. Show more and i show you my explosion!
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>>737998997
Show your belly button close
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>>737998997
I don't believe in anything. I am only here because my girlfriend who i lived with over five years dumped me through a text. I come here to poison the masses with my newfound disdain for humans, especially women. I used to be all about social and environmental justice. I'm too fit, friended and wealthy to kill myself. I now just want to ruin this world while enriching myself. Now i only care about friends and family. I only plan on having women around me for sex in the future, love devastated me.
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>>737999384

you're super-hot, I'd love to fuck you

pic related, my cock (older timestamp)
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>>737998997

Hi OP I work with plants making the world come slightly closer to good enough for you ;)
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>>737998997
I'm a sad fuck whose got no business being a sad fuck.
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>>738000080
Fuck of you ugly cutfag dont spoil the thread with your dick
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>>738000000
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OP here, my nudes

http://3rfc.com/622798
http://3rfc.com/622798
http://3rfc.com/622798
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>>738000080
Thats cute, not big enough tho ^^
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>>737998997
Why'd you edit the picture? Faggot.
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>>738000074
if ell youjn amn
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>>737998997
I have spent most my life wondering our purpose here. I used to assume we were all doomed out of our propensity for stupidity and being driven by greed. Even as I have grown older, I feel sometimes that all my original thoughts were the most correct. Even as I have managed to somehow become a normal functioning and successful member of society, I wonder how we pass through each day simply ignoring the most painful truths rather than confronting them. Are we so weak as a society to not truly try to fix what is wrong? Is that materialistic thing we bought yesterday worth the suffering of others that we do not know?

While I realize we have capacity for hope and many other great things, our ignorance as a whole is absolutely mind boggling. I as one person am no better than anyone else, I try to ignore it because I know that in the end my life may utterly amount to nothing, within years of my death people will move one and perhaps in passing my death might be called, "sad". Yet, after those people also die, I will probably not even be a memory in anyone's mind. This is the truth of most of our existences, so we keep our heads in the sand hoping to go unnoticed, that way we don't have to answer for the fact we do nothing to change the world for the better.

Other times, I think about panpsychism, the idea that all things have some level of conciseness. It makes sense that we are in fact part of a greater whole which is what the whole belief in God thing comes from. It's almost like self awareness, the thing that we are all part of is this supposed omnipotent being. Not from a sense of knowing and taking part of our nature but for containing it all.

That's a little bit about me and the way my mind works..... it's fucking awful.

I hope your day is going well OP
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>>737999384
so when does chris hansen show up
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>>738000056
Beautiful perfect round ass baby, show it on soles while I'm gonna fap hard to it
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g'day beta males

check the epoch date in each picture filename and move on
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>>737998997
If you have more than 2500SR on OW, send a picture of your stats with your boobs in it and I'll give you $250
iwatcher98 on snapchat so I can send you the money, post the picture as I reply to this
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>>737998997
Hi I'm anon and I've just started on my twice-weekly check through all NSFW boards on 4chan for threads of women peeing or anything else that catches my interest. Take a pic of yourself peeing and post it, it'll be fun :^)
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>>738000080
that's one weird looking cock. Noe fucky fucky for weirdo cocky.
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>>738000080
thicc yet smol, not a bad combo.
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>>738000183
>>738000056
>>737999699
Not me

I am >>737999384
>>737998997
>>738000168


originally posted in /pol/ then in /b/
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>>737998997
I'm up late and an anon who is into hardcore femdom especially ball busting
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>>738000168
because OP is a faggot.
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>>738000056
Omg you don't can be real...
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>>738000168
see evryone tryn to date thins chkc but shem lieing
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>>738000141

I'm an uncut European, dumbass

>>738000162

that's a shame. well, as a 10/10 you can certainly pick the biggest cocks around :)
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Funny how your time stamp states that it's 2:04am yet every picture you post is during the day
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>>738000168
that is not how I expected it to have been edited
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>>737999501
well, we were the right mistake, that person acepted me with all my flaws and strengts, we spent many years together, allways being happy just by simple things like stare the moon the whole night in silence. Then, I umm well, lets say I take a wrong decision, a 1 year mistake. So, right now while other people is asking for nudes I just here hahahaha. I'm bored of just... exsit, but also I don't want to become a hero, I'm still in love, so I don't want to kill that feeling, and also I made a promise, and despite the situation, I'll kept my word and keep moving forward
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SHEN FAAAAAaaKKKKKKEeEEEEE
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>>738000247
I knew it bb. Show your ass and soles please
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>>738000297
Your cock looks weird amigo, it's like you got a half circumcision and then injected silicone.
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>>737998997
In bed, need to sleep but I wanna see your ass or feet. You choose. I have a below average cock that I can embarrassing post up
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