I just buried my mother. Is there any way you guys can cheer me up?

you sick fuck, dig her back up now.

>>737989030
you don't have to be sad, its' not like she loved you

>>737989030
was it hard work digging the hole ?

and how long did it take to bury her ?

have you filled in the hole you buried her in ?

got pics of her nude, dead or dead and nude ?

Be cheerful that she got to live her life and have a son who loved her. We are all going to die, anon. Quit being a faggot.

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>>737989166
>>737989204
>>737989229
Thxs lol I couldn't do it without you faggets

dig her up and pretend she is alive by hanging on a wire in your place and just push her around

Man just call anybody, no matter who and talk with them. Man up and deal with crying infront of someone.
Only way to make this not damage you.

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>>737989030
damn man feel bad

>>737989030
https://youtu.be/vWWg5shNWR4

>>737989486
This.

>>737989638
I held it because the whole thim until the new co-worker that just started last week came up to the funeral and shook my hand. That's when I lost it

>>737989839
wtf is this shit..

fuck no wonder ur mums dead, bet she killed herself out of shame over retard son not being able to sentence

>>737989030
She won't make you take out the trash or clean your piss bottles out of your room anymore.
Flip side - she no longer will make you bagel bites and chicken nuggies.

>>737989750
Tbx for tbat. Would have preferred a dead parrot but that's okay

>>737989960
>>737990030
F*** you guys in the face. It's just been me and my mom for the last 20 years. My dad died of cancer from Vietnam when I was 17 and then my cat died of cancer. And now she's gone and you motherfukers get to laugh about it. That's incredible

>>737990310
Guess what - no one to pay the bills anymore too.
Goodbye internet and electricity, and eventually goodbye home as its condemned for no utilities.
Best Mother's Day gift ever to her son.
Homelessness.

You were probably her life's biggest mistake so she's better off without you now

Maybe I'll leave the house to 4chan. I was going to leave everything that I own to NPR, National Public Radio, cuz I don't know what I'm going to do with the rest of my life and I think I'm about done with it

>>737989030
Find someone willing to bury you when it's your turn to go down.

>>737990310
You and mom for 20 years? You are 37 living with mom?
No offence but take this as gift to your mom and get your shit together. Be kind to her in death.

>>737990481
>>737990549
Eat penises and sniffing heroin on a daily

>>737990310
well i guess its time for you to finally grow up then baby, or not... and just lay on the floor and die.

welcome to life, sometimes it fucking sucks..

how can you be this old and not learn the first rule of life for a male...

no one gives a fuck about you..

not even strangers on the internet..

what did you think was going to happen ?

"oh boo hoo, poor you,, heres a pep talk..." now you feel all better, rainbows, kittens and magic sprinkles and lifes good again ?

grow the fuck up kid.

your mum is dead, hopefully that baby that you are, died with her.

>>737989440
>pretend she is alive
What do you mean? He never said she was dead, just that he buried her.

>>737989030
dont give up man u have a life to live try to think about it

>>737990755
I'm 32 years old my dad died because of Agent Orange in Vietnam it's just been me and her forever she's my only but my only friend she was

>>737990790
lol good job spammer... u must make some decent bank doing this eh ?

>>737989437
You're gonna be ok, bro.
She'll always be with you, and alive in your heart.
You're never alone.
We love you.

>>737989030

Probably not. Sorry about that, and sorry to hear about your mom. I know that when my mom passes it's going to destroy me.

Do what you have to do, anon. Scream, cry, sleep, play vidya games, whatever it takes to cope. And never forget that your mom loved the HELL out of you.

>>737990862
The very youngest you could be is 45 - since Orange was used from '61 to '72.
It's time to grow up and face homelessness alone.

>>737990862
Unpossible. The Vietnam War ended in 1975. If your dad died because of Agent Orange in Vietnam, and you're really his son, you'd be at least 41 this year.

>>737990912
Thank you bro, but I'm scared about the bills and stuff like that, I have the money but I don't know where to start it's just me and the house all by myself and this is never been like this before

>>737991066
>>737991071

Idiots. Agent Orange caused cancer that could have killed his dad decades after exposure. Now STFU.

>>737991033
Ty

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>>737990862
31 here and I'm just now starting my own business after years of dead-end jobs. Never too late, my man. Just gotta pick your chin up and move forward. Good luck

>>737989030
I know how that is, man. And though I am sure you don't wanna hear it: It is just the way life goes. I am sure she was proud of you and that she loved you a lot. The best you can do is to process your grief and then make your live as successful as possible to honor her the best way you can: As someone who stands on his one feet and can support friends and family if necessary.

You have my sincerest condolences, anon. If there is anything more than nice words that we can do, tell us. We might be /b/astards, but we're not soulless.

>>737991071
2017-1975=42
42+18=60
This would make his dad at least 60. Its not that unbelievable.

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>>737989030
yo mamma joke thread?

>>737989030
Do you have steam? I could add you and we could play dumb games together

Is nobody going to call the cyber police to backtrace this guy who buried his mom alive?

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>>737991434
done

>>737991317
, thank you brother

>>737991347
But he said he was 32, not 42.

>>737989030
Was she hot though?

>>737991511
Don't mention it. :)

>>737991420
Xbox one I just turned it on but I just been staring at the menus for the last 2 hours

Feels bad man

>>737989030
Tits or GTFO

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>>737991184
I am just like you.
I understand what you're feeling.
You need to try and get some help or support, either from friends, family or the state.
You'll need to figure out and budget what you can and cannot afford.
If it's your mom's house, you can always rent rooms for money.
If you'll have to move out, then look office rooms for rent on Craigslist or wherever.
The goal is not to fall into homelessness.
Start trying to find people who can help.
Stay positive and don't freak out, ok?
Everything is going to be ok.
You'll figure it out.
Just stay positive, brother.
Don't give up.

>>737991728
F*** I'm trying I'm kind of freaking out at the moment

I'm guessing you neglected to post in last nights "your mom will die" threads huh

>>737991623
That's two hours you could have spent digging her back up. How long do you think her oxygen will last down there?

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>>737991728
Sorry, I know you mean well but I saw an opportunity...

>>737990310
I completely understand. My Vietnam died of cancer and then my cat died of Vietnam when I was 17.

>>737991989
You just can't trust asians around mr. kitty...

>>737991905
Good for you, I hope you die happy

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my condolences anon, she will always watch over you

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>>737989030
Everything will get better with time, Alexander.

>>737989030
Wish I could m8. Feel better

Well, this is the last time you guys going to name my kitten, 28. I was just didn't have to end like this but f*** it

kill yourself and follow in your families footsteps its the only way

>>737990310
You came to /b/ and expected something different? OP is a gay nigger

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>>737992376
Ltr /b/ros

>>737992376
You're going to name your kitten 28? I think 29 is a better name

>>737989960
Dont listen to this faggot

>>737991205
Pay attention fucktard. He said his dad died of AO in Vietnam. Not after he got out, but while he was there. They only used AO from '61 to '72. The very fucking youngest he could be is 45 since he said his father died in the rice paddies.
Retard.

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>>737989030
Get over it atleast you have less things to do now other then to put flowers on her grave or ditch once a year. No worry soon you can return to work at Burger King etc. and eat so many cheese burgers that you may return and lie by your mothers side!

>>737992863
66 to 67. He insisted in his words to find out what the hell was going on there

>>737993204
Enlisted

>>737993204
>>737993279
What a fucking retard. He found out, alright. "Nigga, they sprayin' Agent Orange over here!"

Is it your rage about his death that caused you to bury your mother alive?

>>737993279
>>737993204
I wish he was around, we would have made great fishing buddies.....

>>737993397
Die in a Viet Cong fire

I can't rehab because so cool anxiety

>>737993608
The Viet Cong do not exist anymore.

>>737990310
classic

>>737993397
I would love to go fishing with my father, but he's gone and never coming back, fuk me, the hole innwrtnnts and the whole world

>>737989030
Wish i could fully explain how fucking mad you make me just go fucking die already dont post this fucking garbage noone cares about and noone ever will have a fucking nice day and go on fucking reddit if you want your dick sucked