Hey /b/ give me your best riddle

is op a faggot?
yes

>>737983402
I give you 3 pills and tell you take one every half hour. How long does it take to take all 3?

>>737984043
An hour?

>>737984293
You got it

>>737984358
im confused why isnt it 90 min

>>737984522
You don't wait 30 min to take the first one

>>737984280

A paradox.

>>737983402
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>737984522
You don't wait 30 minutes to take the first pill. It goes as follows:
Take 1st pill
Wait 30 minutes
2nd pill
Wait 30 minutes
3rd pill

Buckets, barrels, baskets, cans;
What must you fill with empty hands?

Betrayal at krondor moredhel chest riddles are the shit.

>>737984280
B?

>>737984820
Idk, do you?

>>737984280
50%

>>737984865
oh im stupid thx

Fat and Skinny had a race all around the pillowcase. Fat fell down and broke his face and Skinny won the race.

Who won the race?

What has four wheels and flies?

>>737984865
As an aside, this is known as a fence post error (or, less creatively, an off by one error). It comes up in programming fairly often.

>>737984879
>>737985031

If the answer is 50%, then you have a 25% change of selecting the answer.

But if the answer is 25%, you have a 50% change of selecting the answer.

therefore, this is a paradox, and there is no answer.

>>737985160
A garbage truck.

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>>737985160
These people's van

>>737984280
33.3333333333...%

>>737985177
Pretty cool, I never thought of it like that

What's in my pockets?

>>737985145
I'll bite

Skinny won the race. Why wouldn't that be the answer?

>>737985856
Nope. Try again.

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Saw this on here before

I'm not sure if I remember all the answers

1/2

>>737985145
Fat fell on the pillowcase, saved his face. Skinny died of malnutrition. Fat wins.

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2/2

>>737984868
>Buckets, barrels, baskets, cans;
>What must you fill with empty hands?
>Betrayal at krondor moredhel chest riddles are the shit.
Your hands?

>>737986186
No.

Again, Fat and Skinny had a race all around the pillowcase. Fat fell down and broke his face and Skinny won the race.

Who won the race?

Hint: I'm a hiring manager at a wildly popular IT firm.

>>737986346
Not necessarily.

Round as an apple,
Deep as a cup,
All the Bitter Sea,
Can't fill it up.

>>737986597
>old riddle from Are You Afraid if the Dark?

A hole

two unsolvable riddles, until I figured them out myself while on LSD.

What happens when an irresistable force meets an immovable object?

"The unimagineable"
(though I like Supermans answer better: "they surrender"...)


AND:

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

(and NO its NOT the biblical "god put the fowl in the air.... " fairy tale...)

The Answer: "The Egg"

at some time a long time ago, a slightly twisted bird mated with a slightly twisted bird. It laid an egg. That slightly twisted bird mated with another slightly twisted bird. I made an usual embroyo in an egg. OUt came that slightly twisted bird, which was a progenitor of a chicken.

this continued for quite a while.
THEN one day after all this, an EGG was laid, unlike the others. And out hatched a CHICKEN, from that egg....

>>737986854
>it's from betrayal at krondor

Also, no. Why wouldn't I be able to fill a cup sized hole?

>>737986163
4
7th
boat
???????/
right
lunch time (noon)
taking the picture
Kolya
8th

>>737987146
because the hole leads to an infinite void, obviously

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>>737987340

>>737987283
Correct
Correct
Correct
No
Looking for a North, South, East, West answer
Correct
Incorrect
Correct
Correct

>>737987283
wind is blowing east because the shadows go north

>>737986239
There are four of them by spoons and lunch schedule.

They got there long enough for a spider to build a web on their tent. So at least a day or two.

The oars would suggest they got there by canoe or row boat.

Assuming they didn't bring a chicken with them I'd say there's a town or at least a farm nearby.

Wind is blowing from south of trees are accurately drawn and in Russia.

Based on the shadow I'd say it's between noon and four. Most likely 3:00.

I can't tell which is Sasha. Kolya is looking in his bag. I'm gonna bet that's a tripod sticking out the Vashya's bag. So either Sasha is catching butterflies or cooking. So it's the 8th and Petya is cooking and Sasha is catching butterflies or it's the 10th and Sasha is cooking and Petra is catching butterflies. I must be missing something.

>>737987651
still not sure on how close the town is, there's a chicken looking thing so i think they're pretty close
from the south
having her picture taken?

>>737987807
Correct, which leaves #4 and #7

"What's in my pocket?"...

>>737988098
>catching butterflies
thought it was a flag, but that makes sense

>>737987146
>Also, no. Why wouldn't I be able to fill a cup sized hole?


by very definition, a "hole" has no bottom.

if it has a bottom, it is a well or a cavern or whatever. a hole is just an opening to pass thru

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>>737988169
>>737988328

>>737988098
And if that is a watermelon then it's got to be July or august. Yes?

>>737984043
>>737984293
>>737984358
It is wrong, the correct answer is 90 minutes.

The text say he should take one at each 30 minutes, this is the condition

The text does not say he toke one at the start

so
if Time == 30
Time =0
Pill+1

>>737988700
see >>737984865

>>737988476
I guess I can accept that. The answer in bak is a sieve.

1. There are four tourists

four spoons on the picnic blanket and four names on the duty list.

2. They arrived a few days ago

A spider's web has appeared between their tent and a tree in that time.

3. They got there by boat

Note the oars by the tree.

4. No, a village is not far

..because there's a chicken wandering around.

5. The wind is blowing from the south

A flag that shows the wind direction is on top of the tent. (To tell which direction is which, look at the branches - they're normally bigger on the southern side of trees - if you're in the Northern Hemisphere.)

6. It’s morning

Take the answer from question five to figure out east and west then work out the time based on the shadows.

7. Alex is catching butterflies

His net is behind the tent.

8. Colin was on duty yesterday

Colin is rummaging through his backpack (marked with a 'c'); Alex is catching butterflies; James is taking photos as his tripod can be seen sticking out of his bag. This leaves Peter - then, according to the list, that means Colin was on duty yesterday.

9. Today is August 8th...

According to the list, Peter is on duty, and there is a watermelon - which ripen in August - on the ground
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what a load of bullshit

>>737988576
It's definitely in the fall. I want to say November but I'm not 100%.

>>737988879
since all the names are wrong I guess you copied this from somewhere, good job

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

>>737989028
more than none

>>737989019
duh, you fucking retard.

>>737985177
>this is known as a fence post error (or, less creatively, an off by one error)

or the concept of a number line, with negative at the left, zero in the middle, and positive numbers on the right (and dont say"whatabout imaginary numbers" faggot)

but fence post error sounds cooler

>>737989129
>says the guy who had to google for the answers

If /b/ knew who GG was...

>>737988833
It is still wrong fella, I am a developer as well.

If you follow the instructions to a precise setting it will take 90 minutes.

The condition is take one at each 30 minutes, not take one now and go on at 30 minutes.

If you put this instructions in a computer he will give you 90 minutes

>>737984868
Gloves

>>737989472
Correct

>>737989435
this is why it's called a riddle, it requires some bullshit problem solving. Taking a pill at the start leaves a 30 min gap between each pill, fulfilling the take one every 30 mins rule.

>>737989426
>If /b/ knew who GG was...

overrated shit eating non musician who was just mentally ill, and his fans were the 1st generation of edgy-sters

>>737985443
Crusty qts are great

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>>737983402
If butt was luck, then who was fuck.

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>>737988855
a sieve. okay, that is better.
I guess I was thinking conceptually, but since it is a middle ages? riddle, the answer in context should be a physical object.

the only time I have ever used the word "sieve", is in singing alice bowies lyrics to earache my eye:

"My mama talka to me, try to tell my how to live!
But I don't listen to her cuz my mind is like a sieve !"....

>>737989435
But I never said to wait 30 minutes before taking the first pill. Sounds like you're just here to argue

>>737989978

Spied buns on your sister

>>737989737
Yesss

>>737989978
Last night I silently pounded your sister.

>>737989978
pierced the buns of your sister

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>>737990028
If butt is luck and luck be a lady then lady is butt. Luckily, lady gets fucked in the butt. So lady is also fuck. This riddle is very one-sided...

>>737984280
sweating

>>737986491
Skinny, fatty broke his face

>>737986491
This is bothering me now.
I searched for the riddle and it led me to a list of kids' rhymes, but they're all nonsensical.
Does this have something to do with data? Ones and zeroes?

>>737991204
It's right there.

Think about it this way. If you walked into an interview and the first thing the interviewer said to you was to right something on the whiteboard, without giving you any context, what would you write?

>>737991805
*write something on the whiteboard.

>>737991805
Fatty recruited an army of butthurt SJWs who objected to the term fat. Skinny wondered why that didn't apply to them but the fatties just laughed and ate skinny.

>>737991805
Whenever I'm in a situation where I have to write some nonsense, like when testing a pen, I just write "Hello, my name is anon"

>>737991805
I cheated divorce by fisting a crow

>>737991805
>was to right something on the whiteboard,


flashback to my STUPID BIG DUMMY vice principal in junior high (30 years ago), when she suspected I was guilty of shenanigans no one witnessed me doing....

HER: "Say Something!"

ME:" uh.... Something ...."

>>737992168
No. The job is gonna go to a Hindi if you don't lock it up right now. C'mon guys. This was the easy one I was gonna start with. Should've been answered 40 minutes ago.

>>737992255
BINGO! Yes!

Now you're getting closer!

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The person who makes me, sells me.
The person who buy's me, doesn't use me.
The person who uses me, can't see me.
What am I?

>>737992456
The minute hand?

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>>737992456
PS: I am an Mac IT Sys Admin, relegated to being a helpdesk manager. HELP! Even my recruits from ITT Tech were better than the geeksquad know it all overgrown emos I get nowadays. Are you hiring near West LA?

( I also did the irreistable force, chicken egg, and hole/sieve answers above. And I dont even like riddles (fuck limericks), I just enjoyed the diversion while watching rebroadcast of TdF)

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>>737992789

No man has seen it but all men know it. lighter than air, sharper than any sword. Comes from nothing, but will fell the strongest armies. Of what do I speak?

>>737992789
Poison

>>737991805
>>737992920
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

>>737993230

>>>737992920 (You)
>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

that's called a paradox

>>737993319
HOW DID WE GO FROM A RACE TO IT

>>737993175
a heart attack?

>>737984820
You've got to be kidding me. She has been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

Hunger pains

>>737993425
No, but you're on the right track.

>>737985443
Answer is Chris farley

>>737993008
>>737993209
Nope

>>737993351

gave up on the RACE one.
I was working on the "Something" one.

Priorities man.
you dangled the riddle to long, you didnt know how to pace the reveal, so the thrill is gone.

>>737993443
Who was that for?

>>737992789
Coffin

>>737993585
That's just something losers say.

Tom.

>>737993175
desire? Love? deadly idea?

the answer is of course a "concept", an ethereal item, but my modern world genius glosses over it, rather than a medieval riddle you read somewhere that only the original author answered perfectly.

whaddya gonna do next? the Sphinx's riddle?

>>737993592
For >>737993175

>>737993774
hhahaha

I know what you are, but what am I

thats funny oldfag

>>737993857
A bit more animal than that. And I probably wont be posting that one.

>>737993687
I like that one, not person who posted the riddle, but the answer sounds good

>>737993924
In that case, you've won sir. It was hunger.

>>737993175
Hunger

Echoes from the shadow realm, whispers of things yet to come. Thought's strange sister dwells in the night, is swept away by dawning light. Of what do I speak?

>>737994023
unless the person pre-buys his own coffin as part of his estate planning. but then again, if you pre-buy a coffin, its not like the funeral home keeps your actual coffin in the store room for you. they show you a 'sample', and order the correct model for you at a more appropirate time

>>737994172
Dreams or nightmares

>>737994172
MORTAL KOMBAT!
Du du doo doo do do do do do doooo

>>737993559
Chris Farley is actually the question...

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>>737993687
You got it right my friend

What was the answer to the fat and skinny race?

>>737994458
this
I got really confused at this thread

>>737994187
Oh look..."that guy" is here.

>>737994328
Correct. I'm starting to suspect someone knows my riddle source...

The smallest lark could carry it, while a strong man might not. Of what do I speak?

>>737994552
nah, dont know source.
just fun

>>737994613
A feather

>>737983402
if a red going 45 mph, and a black car is going 50 mph. the black car is approximately 300 meters behind the red car. how long does it take for people to realise OP is a massive faggot?

>>737994613
a song

>>737994765
retard

>>737994613
A tune?

OR:

Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.

>>737994765
Think beyond the physical.

>>737993175
hunger

>>737994839
>>737994876
A tune was the exact answer, but I will also accept song.

>>737994613
Thor's hammer, assuming the lark was worthy

>This will be my last riddle, as the others from my source are a bit too easy.
She wields the broken sword, and separate true kings from tyrants. Of what do I speak?

>>737994876
Nah nigga... I was gonna clown and say a coconut

>>737994988
>A tune was the exact answer, but I will also accept song.

NO, it can only be a tune, NOT a song:

When I think of Gilbert & Sullivan seafaring songs, or a Pirates song, those are just words shouted lustily in syncopated rhythm, and any strong man can do that

but a tune....
thats something else

>>737986491
Both?

>>737995211
*mah nigga

>>737995216
I was being cooperative.

>>737995314
Fat fell down and broke his face and skinny won the race, but not necessarily one or the other

>>737995094
Compassion? Mercy?

>>737995411
Who

>>737995411
I'm crap at English, I don't understand

>>737995494
Huzzah! The last riddle is completed. Also a Dragon Age Origins riddle thief is me.

>>737995411
>Fat fell down and broke his face and skinny won the race, but not necessarily one or the other


Im crap at faggotry, to hetero, please explain

>>737995648
well I was jerking my hubby off and it just came to me that fat could have fallen down and broken his face and also finished the race with skinny, since there wasn't a comma in between the two
It's probably not right but I'm fucking dying

It fucking says skinny won anything else is HR faggotry.

>>737991805
>if there's a whiteboard
"something"
>if not
"something in a whiteboard" in a paper

>>737995952
I think you are wrong, but I appreciate a polite faggot, they make good neighbors, keep a tidy house and garden, good for property values actually, as long as they dont castro-ize the neighborhood

>>737991805
it's actually a blackboard and he wants me to correct it, so I take chalk and write in lines until it's a whiteboard and collect my signing bonus

A plane crashes at the border between Mexico and the USA, half of the wreck is on the american side, the other half is on the mexican side. Where do you bury the survivors?

>>737996633
You don't bury survivors

>>737992789
Electricity?

>>737996633
it was a drug plane from mexico to america that crashed in the hills, the survivors walk around concussed and eventually dehydrated before dying of natural causes, nobody gets buried because they're a bunch of stupid mexicans