ITT: Share your darkest secrets

>>737983399
Nice dubs OP.

Backseat fongered car mom

>>737983399
Am trump. Cock is like hands, that's why I'm always overcompensating. Sad :-(

drove my fonger into my friends mom

>>737983399
>>737983504
>>737983686
samefag

dude you checked your own dubs and then posted a shitty meme, wtf are you doing with your life

My dog fingered my mom in the back of your car

>>737983399
I started sucking cock after LOVING Gay Porn

i really like cheese pizza

>>737983399
Hey guys what is a newf*g and why do people use homophobic words?

i once fapped to a vid i found of my dad crosdressing and getting fucked in the ass

Gave my wife genital herpes.

I'd fuck anyone- you, your mom, your kid, your bro your sis, your gf, your bf, you name it. I have no standards and no class.

>>737983399
∆
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>>737984137
yes but are you straight?

>>737984048
My car fingered your dog in the back of my mom

>>737986037
Would you fuck my neo-Nazi obese uncle?

>>737986037
Even me:)?

I want to rape my younger sister

>>737984322
Oh look, its Thaddeus McMichael.

>>737985549
Newfag is a term used to describe someone who's new to the site, and we throw the word fag around like Italian dirtbags on the East Coast throw around the word bro because, we can.

I voted for Trump

>>737984322
Austin Jones?

>>737986358
You have a fat Neo Nazi relative too?

I got a blowjob from a friend's sister. And fucked said sister in his bed once while he was away.

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I've stolen up to 12 pairs of dirty panties from my friends wife over the past year from their hamper. I sniff and masterbated to them pretty often.

>>737986683
Doesn't everyone?

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>>737986960

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>>737983399
For the past 10 years, every girl I've dated or lived with. Has drank my but in smoothies, hot chocolate, or various forms in food. They have also drank bars, while passed out, I've gently stuck the tip of my dick in their ass holes and nutted the same way in all of them. Pretty great stuff. I've gotten 3 pregnant so far. Trying to bump it up to 5.

>>737987032
My step-dad is a Neo-Nazi, that's why I keep my girlfriend a secret from him. He also thinks people calling Trump Hitler is an insult to the fuhrer.

Hi my name is Craig and I like to watch my girlfriend have sex with other guys, usually in a room via hidden camera.

>>737987472
>>737986683

its kinda related, I think my grandfather was an actual nazi

he died a few years ago and when we dealt with his things, there were all kinds of weird things. Medals and notebooks. there were some old photos of nazis in uniform, one looked a bit like him but I cant tell.

I asked my parents and they said he wasn't in the war. Maybe he just collected things but it seems strange.

>>737987472
I'm guessing your girlfriend is a nigger

OP wants to fuck a dog in the ass.

I love to creep on my best friend, she's hot as fuck.

>>737987472
My uncle hates every race except the white race and I've found notebooks in his apartment with swastikas drawn in them

>>737987918
Nope, Asian.

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i put a spy cam in my mother in laws bed room and jerk off to her

Catfished a famous woman and have some salacious content as a result, guess it right and /b/ gets a prize.

>>737988280
Is that her? If so you're fucking disgusting anon

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I write shipping fanfiction.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I have a huge fetish for cheerleaders. Once I went to a uni basketball game just to record the cheerleaders performing for a few minutes, after which I promptly left to jerk off to the footage.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn. I last for about thirty seconds on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, and would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice. He would also beat me if I ever denied him and took showers with me one several occasions.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a fictional Korean girl named Kimberly who was in one of my classes.
The only reason I haven't killed myself are that it would ruin my mom and brother's lives. Without them I have no reason to live

Relevant celeb?

>>737988768
Maybe.

I have not molested a child in 20 years.

>>737983399
Nice try FBI cuck

>>737984322
Very Tasty

I have lifted girls shirts while they sleep

Pretty sure I'm the bastard child of a d list celebrity.

>>737989158
It is more rewarding to pull the shorts down.

>>737988938
So, you admit to having molested children for over 20 years?

>>737989348
Congrats, you'd end up with way more issues if your daddy was an A-Lister.

>>737983399
>>737983399

I make around $80k a month.

I developed a sales response tool using a MEAN stack. Everyone just thinks I make "decent" money as a web designer.

>>737989411
No. Read again. I had some fun for about 8 years, when i was 16 to 24. I am 45 now. It was fun, but never again.

>>737989483
Yea, you say that. Problem it is slowly getting out to bigger people. Soon you will hear from me again when this becomes big news.

>>737983399
I dated a serial rapist. Not necessarily a secret, but I'm sure as he'll not proud of it

>>737989707
I didn't know Wolf Blitzer was a manwhore.

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>>737988673
You sound really sad. Is your father still around?

>>737989912
Gonna have to extrapolate on this a bit more, anon.

>>737989994
Topical, but no.

>>737989912
story

>>737990286
>>737990079
I didn't know she was at the time. Turns out she has a fucked up harem and raped two of my best friends while I was dating her. She also pretty much tortured me psychologically

Think not I overdose but idc enough to call for help

>>737990054
Willa's ass is the cure for every world problem ever.

>>737990569
what did you have?

I showered with a 9yo girl about an hour ago

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>>737983399
>17 years old
>at a high school party
>beer and drugs everywhere
>wasnt a total neet, knew how to talk to be and survive social situations
>still hadnt had sex or even kissed a girl yet
>came to this party with one thing in mind
>ass
>try flirting with a few girls, nothing comes of it
>party is starting to die down, im losing hope and drinking a lot
>party is down to like a dozen people, im too drunk to go home so everyone is just sleeping where they fall down
>I stumble over to this cute blonde cheerleader girl I sort of new from school, passed out on the couch
>not a cosby, but im still not leaving without some small victory
>the lights are out, everyone is asleep, I cop a few feels and kiss her
>go to sleep feeling pleased, head home early in the morning after that
>next day the school is awfully quiet and everyone is sad
>wtf who died lol
>"anon, you didnt here, somebody died at that party the other night"
>what like a drunk driver
>"no, some girl drank too much and drowned in her own vomit, they found her on the couch the next day"
>no no no no, it cant be what are the odds
>yep, same fucking girl
>mfw there is a more then halfway decent chance I got to second base and had my first kiss with a corpse

>>737990980
May I ask why?

>>737988316
fuck ill play along, give us details

>>737991079
to get clean

>>737991245
No in the eyes of the lord...

>>737990424
>Reverse harems exist
Jesus Christ how horrifying yet hot. At least she didn't drug you and keep you as a slave forever anon

>>737991245
Good one anon

Just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.

>>737991018
Oh no. Well that's disturbing anon, good thing you didnt go further

>>737991018
IF this is legit....well done m8...8/8

>>737991018
Necromancer status achieved

>>737986037
Same

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>>737991018
Made my night kid, I can go to bed happy

been molested by my cousin she was 14 i was most likely around 6-7. made me eat her pussy, finger her and ate her ass too.

been molested by the this kid my mom used to baby sit, since i was young she would also take me to his house. he was 12 i was probably 5 at the time maybe a little older.
touched my dick and shit, maybe made me do more, doubt it though as i don't remember. otherwise everything is very vivid.

later found out he might have been molested by his older brother.

molested by my friends sister, i was maybe 9 she was 14. this was was more enjoyable, fingered her, kissed her, sucked her tits.


eventually molested my moms friend's daughters they were maybe 6 i was 12 or 13. made them jerk me, that's it.

that shit left me really fucked up, i regret doing what i did so much and my kids never go through that ever.

When me and a gay buddy passed out after a party I woke up super horny. So I figured he would t mind. I gently mouth fucked him and are his ass. He woke up pissed but eventually gave in and I fucked him and came in him. I did t want to be fucked so I let him beat his dick with his knob rubbing against my asshole. He came buckets covering my ass, balls and cock. Then he cleaned it all up. I've never found men attractive, and still don't. But fuck that was hot.

>>737992000
trips!

edit: typed that on phone, meant to say hope my kids never go through that ever

>>737986482
I did my younger sister since she was six... best load dumped in her when she turned 10...!

I used to fuck my best friends fiancee on a regular basis.

It started like 2 years ago when they had started dating. She's a really cute little white chick with a puppy-dog personality...funny thing is, the chick is a fucking psychopath in bed. She likes to be hit, called names, tied up, belted...really rough shit. My buddy isn't into it at all but that's always been my thing.

Once she found that out...game over. We started meeting at hotels and being really discreet. It led to her blowing me in there kitchen while she was making snacks for a movie we were all gonna watch.

I broke it off and told my buddy what was going on. I got a black eye, a broken jaw and broken nose out of the deal...but, after a year went by, we were friends again. The best part is I still fuck her every now and then.

Worth it.

I know who killed Laura Palmer.

>>737992000
Hopefully your kids wont have to go through that anon it's a near endless chain

>>737992158
how do I edit posts?

>edit: nevermind found it

My bedroom windo look down into my neighbours bedroom and ensuite. I can see them fuck and her shower. I just have to keep my lights off and I'm invisible. Noticed it about a yr ago and been beating my dick to it ever since.

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>>737986598
>>>737985549
>Newfag is a term used to describe someone who's new to the site

False.. Newfag is a term used to describe everyone who's been using the chins during a certain time period. For example, I came here in 2007, but I will always be a newfag

I went on CL when my missus was out of town and fuck a sissy twink in the ass and came in is asshole, balls and back.

>>737986817

story?
how old?

>>737992836
>In his balls
What did you rip the sack open?

>>737987998

you are friendzoned hard then? share some pics

At my buddy's moms 50 bday. I got too drunk and had to stay back at their house, everyone went out clubbing and his mom stay back too. I ended up fucking her. She was the best fuck ever! Anal, rimjobs, tit fuck, massive sloppy tits she loved being sucked and bitten and deep throat skills out of this world. I literally had my cock in her throats and shot a load straight down her throat. I came about 3 times and her 5 times that night. That was a month ago, and I've been trying to get her number/have an excuse to visit her. She's married with 4 kids.. and I only met her at the party. I need to fuck her again. It's ruining my life.

>>737992178
Details

Sniffed mom's panties. Deeply regret it. Cant understand how you sick fucks go further w/o regrets.

Here is mine: FUCK YOU NIGGER

>>737990923
1/4 g etizolam .5mf zan and - lot of U-3770

If I ever have kids, I'm gonna have cheese pizza with them.

Secretly I want to fuck my cousin. He's straight so I know it will not happen, so at one point I would steal his used underwear and cum onto them.
I stopped for awhile, but today I went to his house to visit his sis who he lives with. I said I was going to use the bathroom, which is in his room. When I went, I was getting hard, so I took one of his briefs and jerked off into them. I was also on his bed during this, and it felt fucking great.
I have it in my drawer now, my addiction has restarted,
Fuck me.

i watched two girls have a bubble bath and lez it with each other on periscope

god damn

fixing up my older post, sorry for posting again for those who read it, added shit and fixed errors

been molested by my cousin she was 14 i was most likely around 6-7. made me eat her pussy, finger her, and ate her ass too.

been molested by the this kid my mom used to baby sit, since i was young she would also take me to his house. he was 12 i was probably 5 at the time, maybe a little older.
he touched my dick and shit, maybe made me do more, doubt it though as i don't remember. otherwise everything is very vivid.

later found out he might have been molested by his older brother.

molested by my friends sister, i was maybe 9 she was 14. this one was way more enjoyable, fingered her, kissed her, sucked her tits, gave me a HJ, BJ.

this one wasn't terrible, but still left me scarred and would unfortunately build on even even more eventually making me very sexually interested at a very young age. especially since i found out about porn, sex, etc.

unfortunately eventually molested my moms friend's daughters they were maybe 6 i was 12 or 13. made them jerk me, that's it.

my teenage years were very enjoyable, but that shit left me really fucked up, i regret doing what i did so much and i pray my kids never go through that ever.

>>737988032
That's one edgy Uncle

I put my foot against my sister's crotch while we play videogames on the couch. She lets me but we never say a word about it

>>737986960
That is quite a few, are you not nervous she will notice?

My husband gets to fuck me whenever he wants. He gets to do whatever to me. I have no say in anything. Ive also had sex every single day for four years sometimes 3 to 5 times a day.

>>737983399
I go to /b/

My husband knows I don't enjoy swallowing.

What he doesn't know is that when I go to the bathroom to spit, I spit into a container and pour it into his coffee in the morning.

He's been drinking my freshly brewed morning coffee with milk, his cream, and sugar for about 20 years now.

>>737983399
I have an unhealthy femdon fetish and have fapped to many a ball busting video. In hentai ive fapped to femdom castration among others.

>>737983399
One of my hobbies is tricking girls I know into sending me nudes through instagram.

>>737993799
He's a fat, edgy disappointment

>>737992996
Ye

>>737988883
Can you at least give a hint?

in High school there was this girl i met in my freshman year i had a huge crush too scare to ask her out asked to borrow her sharpies i took them the bathroom and cummed on them slightly clean them she didn't even notice somehow i get away with it

>>737993714
Yeah all that would fuck anyone up

>>737994026
Model wife award

>>737994386
Tempted to call you a sick fuck but thats hilarious

>16 year old
>Lots of family gather at uncle's for dinner
>cousins has this really a beautiful 3 year old girl
>has a really cute squeaky voice
>spent alot of time playing with it in a room
>eat dinner
> go back to playing with her
>almost time to go home
>heard her mum say last time "she won't let you go without giving her hugs and kisses"
>Time to go
>nobody in room except us
>Lean in for a hug
>kid wants to kiss me
>frenchkisses her for a good 4 seconds
>She acts like nothing happened

This was the only time I ever did anything like this. Every day I pray that she doesn't remember, if anyone found out, I would seriously without hesitation end it.

Can't stand my buddy's girlfriend, and she's a butterface, but I would fuck the shit out of her. Super skinny, no ass at all, decent sized tits for her body type. I've contemplated biting the bullet and just asking her for nudes, but I know that would make the situation unbearable.

>>737994870
>why do girls pretend to like trolling?

>>737992353
nice LARP

>>737994462
How successful are you? How do you do it?

>>737983399
I get horny by thinking about how fucking my girlfriend would totally mess up her parents' minds. They are so fucking traditional, I wish I saw her mother's face when she found an used condom on my girl's trashcan

>>737987063
that's fucking gross. 0/10 would not go near that infected pussy

>>737991018
You win anon! I can go to bed happy now. Best story of the night. I hope you made that up.

>>737995219
>Pretend
What are you sheltered or something?

>>737991858
holy shit just saw your post. fkn hivemind lol

>>737990980
do you shower with them every hour or so because I see this confession ALL THE TIME IN EVERY THREAD and it's always a short amount of time since you claimed to have done so.

>>737995863
bitches like to be clean, yo

>>737995863
If not full of shit maybe they live with them

>>737995765
Yeah sheltered in pussy 24/7.

Darkest secret: flash light failure while spelunking. Never told anyone.

>>737995495
You do realize that women discharge and thus their underwear will not be completely clean?

I have been eaten out by a dog before but sometimes I like to think about how amazing it would be to be eaten out by a different, bigger animal.

Pretty sure I found my professor on FetLife. I'm excited about it. She's got the hot librarian thing going on. I don't know how to double check though.

I like tacos more than sausages.

>>737983399
I cheated your gf

>>737997355

>My professor
>fetlife


Fetlife...how super edgy.

By the way, fag, the op did say your darkest secret, not your fucking professors darkest secret.

>>737997355

Coward

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>masturbate to naked women
>have shot someone
>has sex in the missionary position, for the whole reason of procreation, with my gf who's had a historectomy

i go on 4chan /b/ at night because i cannot make human social connections irl.

i wear butt plugs and vibrating cock rings out in public and always have a bulging cock through my gymshorts at work. kind of want to try the whole exhibitionist thing

>>737996507
Like a human

I am in the army, but I do a lot of drugs at weekend

>>737998480
please don't.

>>737987190
do you have to pay child support?

Few weeks ago my cousin (17) came over for a swim at our pool where i joined her. After the swim we both called dibs on the shower nearest to the pool at the same time (we both ran there as there was only one). We both got into the shower at the same time and neither of us wanted to go to the one upstairs. So she started slipping out of her swim suit and i quickly took mine off too and turned on the shower. The thought of being naked in the shower with my cousin made my donger stand up and she noticed my erection. Next thing i knew her hand was already around my cock and she started stroking it. It felt so wrong but so good at the same time.
I felt her breathing get heavier and i knew she wanted more, so i took my dick and started rubbing it inbetween her legs. I told her "Its not counted as incest if theres no penetration".
She then sat on the sinktop and guided my cock along her clit (still no penetration). "this isnt incest either".
The rubbing session got hotter and i took it a little further by dipping the tip of my cock into her tight cunt without a full penetration "this still isnt incest". She then told me that she has not had raw sex before (neither did i), and she wanted to know what it felt like to have a cock inside of her that is not covered in rubber. She told me to 'pretend we are not cousins', i then plunged my entire cock into her already super wet and tight cunt and started to pound her hard in the same position. The thought of having unprotected sex with my cousin along with her tightness made me feel like cumming. In the heat of the moment she shouted "just cum inside me, i want to feel your sperm" and i unloaded all my cum inside her cunt, my cousin's vagina was dripping with my hot semen.
We realized what we had done and panicked, she shouldnt have said that and made me cum in her.

We are now kinda afraid and her period has not came

>>738000685
We all know this didn't happen.

Perhaps /x/ is more your forte?

>>737983399
i want to fuck my stepdaugter hard. really really hard. in the ass. i'd also like to see her get nigger gangbanged in a porno. she's a fucking cunt. i'm sure i'm not the only guy that feels like this. stepdaughters are seriously fucking assholes. well, a lot of them are. not all of them, but a lot of them

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>>737983399
I am a heroin addict. I'm embarrassed and I feel bad for my family who know I've had struggles in the past but think I'm clean now. I'm not. A big part of me wishes I could take it all back, but a small and coldly rational part of me tells me that it is worth it for the kind of pleasure it brings. I'm a fool for getting into it but I was lonely and sad all the time and felt trapped. I needed an escape. As soon as I tried this drug I was clever, smart, I could go out and pick up women, socialize with random people and make them laugh. All of this shit I could never do on my own because dope makes me feel invincible. I hate waking up sick, lying to family and saying I'm okay, sick of spending enough money in a week to pay my rent on this drug that at first gave me the world and now does nothing but drain me.

>>737992781
This is true. 2008 here, will always be newfag.

>>738001166
Any chance to fuck with her life?

when i was in my early 20s i fucked a lot of my friends moms. they were in their late 30s/early 40s at that point and needed some. most of them were divorced, but some were married and dad didn't know shit about it. i nailed the fuck our of all of them. and i never told my friends. i'm pretty sure mom never told them either.

>>738001299
nah, i wouldn't do that. i don't like her, but she deserves a chance to get her shit done just like everyone else does. she fucked up my family, but still, i'm better than that.

>>737992049
What do you mean, you're not gay?

You're just in denial.

>>738001570
Just cum in her food

>>738001622
that would be hard to do, she hasn't lived with me for 10 years. her shit was years ago. i still hate her though

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>>737992049
Not gay? You let a guy cum on your ass? For free.

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i'd prefer to keep my secrets here:

https://diogn.es/u/124

>>738001577
At no point Did I say "I'm not gay". I said I don't find men attractive. My dick was in a man, that the definition of gay... but! I don't find them attractive.

>>737992049
sign with the devil, sign with the devil, sign with the devil

>>738001979
What does that even mean?

>>737986960
I may never stop vomiting.

>>738001962
>but! I don't find them attractive
that's the thing, they are not attractive. they look like fuck all ass. i don't see how women even see men as attractive. they look like shit and all beardy and yuck. my wife loves seth rollins. i just don't get that. women are so soft and smell so good. what the hell do they see in me as a man, i don't understand, but thank god they do. i just don't get it.

>>738002034
E, D, A

get it?

no, of course you don't

>>738002238
I been thinking the same thing.

>>737992781
I guess I am reddit

>>738002238
Thank you! My point exactly. Dudes are gross, but a tire hole around your dick when yo R eyes are closed ain't bad.

> Be me, 20, regularly visiting my best friends
> vidya and shit
> His mum always nice to me
> but has 3 kids
> after greeting hugs always diamonds
> her tits huge and soft
> her husband fat truck driver
> one night during sleepover went to take a shit
> right after she told me to follow her
> already diamonds
> she was only in a night gown
> tells me she is unsatisfied and feels my cock everytime she greets me
> didn't need much more and went straight to fucking behind closed doors
> had doubts because after 3 kids pussy has to be loose
> was surprisingly tight tho
> came after 30 minutes of fucking
> right in her soft, warm, wet cunt
> she sucked the rest out of it
> went back to sleep in bros room
> first and only time we fucked tho

Sorry, Maurice.

>>738002238
>seth rollins
Seth is my wife's hall pass. Mine is the girl from...oh shit, what is that show, uhhhh. Qunicy Jones daughter, Rashida Jones i think is her name. She was on the office and that stupid amy poler show. You know her. She's fuckin hot

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>>738002947
her. i would drill a fucking spike in this girl

>>738003118
Gross

>>737989573
Riiiight

>>737995863
you clearly have not been in every thread or you would know i dont post in every thread, so do not claim to have been in every thread and say I have posted in every thread as both are clearly not true. I do not post lies, if you choose not to believe things posted in these threads that is fine, but getting this butthurt over it is silly and childish, even for /b/.

I hope you die

>>738003219
you clearly have no taste in women

>>737988316
Cher

>>737991018
Anon you're so ugly she vomited in her sleep when you kissed her and then she proceeded to choke to death on it

>>737989707
why would anything to do with a D-lister be big news? Or small news? who gives a fuck?

>>738003432
ever notice how anyone that is successful but posts on /b/ is slammed?
i know all about the "it's a lie if it's on /b/", but damn, i have no reason to lie. i tell it like it is, i always have.

it's as if the /b/tards think that if you hit this board, you must be a fuckup. what does that say about them?

>>737983399
I'm married with a kid, but I think about my dead ex wife every day. She overdosed after we were divorced, just before I got remarried.

>>737983399

I'm 30 year old sex offender but you'd never guess it. I'm good looking, well spoken, witty and look 24.

I've been going to community college for five years now for the free money; an unexpected bonus is the steady amount of 18-21 year old girls ready and willing to fuck me.

I use fake names every semester along with fake backstorys and no one is the wiser.

>>737992341
>black eye, a broken jaw and broken nose out of the deal..
That's the correct response, I'm glad you could continue to be friends

>>738004001
that's sad as fuck. i think a lot about my ex wife as well. she isn't dead as far as i know, but her life went straight in the shitter as soon as she divorced me.

>>738003515
getting a little talkitive and repetitive aren't we friend? Clear signs of a liar. I don't see why it matters so much to you to think that I got "butthurt" by pointing out the fact you post this in NEARLY every thread with a time span of 1 hour - 30 minutes ago every single time. I'm not angry about it, you're the fucking weirdo fantasizing about showering with a child. And if you are truly showering with a child, you clearly know it's wrong, hence posting it in a "darkest secrets" thread.

Fedora harder, m'lady

I raped my ex-wife before we were married.
I can't even remember what the reason was, but I said "If you do X again I'm going to rape you, okay?"
And she said "Alright fine"

And the next day she did X again

So I raped her. Actually R-A-P-E-D her.

She struggled and begged and screamed, and I put my hand over her mouth and ripped her pants off and she kept resisting me end begging for me not to do it, but I rammed myself into her


Secretly, I still jerk off to this mental image.

>>738004239
>Secretly, I still jerk off to this mental image.
She probably masturbates to it too.

>>738003994
That there fuck ups. And you are a lying fuck up.

>>738004373
God, I hope not. I miss her and all, and the kids, but she got massively overweight, unhealthily so.
And she hates me.
Tried to pin me for domestic abuse in court. Judge didn't buy it for shit but CPS got involved anyway.
Long story short the fucking kikes got my kids, she signed over her rights to the State when she won custody and I sit around at night planning her death.

That's another secret though.

>>738004238
move the goal posts much? Dk why you take so much interest in me though, kinda weird but w/e makes you happy.

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Didn't lose my virginity until I was 22. I enlisted in the miltary, did 2 tours in Iraq, 1 in shitfuckistan, and shot two people to death before I ever had sex. Feels pathetic when I think about it

>>737992341
reminds me of what i did in my early 20s. fucked my friends wife and got caught doing it twice. then fucked his girlfriend when i was married. he finally had to get a crackwhore to find something i wouldn't fuck. living the dream.

here's a funny, spell check changed girlfriend to reindeer. i changed it back

>>738004217
Sorry to hear that. Mine had addictions that got far far worse. I'm very happy with my current wife, and we have a great kid, and a great relationship. I sort of feel like if I forget my ex, there's nobody else to remember her. Not in the same way I do.

I fuck my 10yo niece in the ass

>>738004382
as i said, my life is pretty much gold. i have no reason to lie. i could fall ass backward into a pile of shit and come out smelling like a rose. that's just how it works for me

>>738004239
Hot. I've always fantasized about raping someone. Like a for real rape not consensual non consent. Choking them, hitting them. Forcing it in. Good man

>>737994026
Champ.

I post on image boards late at night, hoping that if I type the right words... A bunch of anonymous people will laugh and validate me.

I do this because actual social interactions are too hard.

>>738004604
my bud saw her about a year after the divorce, she was pregnant as fuck and handing out shit at a grocery store for a job. sad, so sad

>>738004738
Tell me some more

>>737994386
Also a Champ.

>>738004480
Stealing your kids and then giving them away to complete strangers is death worthy. Good goy not doing anything about it other than fantasizing about revenge.

I sometimes look at attractive physically disabled women (crutches, cane, wheelchair etc) and think about how helpless they would be if I just overpowered and raped them. Gets me strangely hard every time I don't even like it rough or anything just the thought of it being so easy to do turns me on.

>>737998480
>my gymshorts at work
>gymshorts

-the fuck?
what kind of "job" do you have?
I'm guessing it's pretty much just watching TV and saying, "I'll do it later, mom".

>>738004907
i came home drunk one morning from a weekend bender and pretty much raped my wife. she kept saying, "no, no, don't" but i just fucked the living shit out of her.

>>738005036
>how helpless they would be if I just overpowered and raped them
you mean like all women would be...

>>737991018
>yfw you probably could have saved her life if you had turned her over and fucked her

>>738004911
i do it because i've been awake for 3 days and am so vodka'd up that i'm really really cranked. but that's just me

>>738004955
Babysitting her several times a week from she was a baby. Started groping, licking and fingering already back then. Progressed to regular sex over the years.
LOL, our little secret!

I hate myself, I hate my fetishes, I hate that all the women that talk to me only talk to me when they're horny, and my male "friends" only talk to me when they want to play a video game that nobody else will play with them.

I want to die a little bit more every day and I'll most likely end up killing myself within the next year or two unless something changes.

I had a birthday a couple weeks ago, I figure if by my next birthday something doesn't change that'll probably be it.

>>738004548
Interesting stat that's for sure

>>738004911
hahahahaha

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>>737994386

>>738005101
That's the thing though. It's only when a woman has an obvious physical malady. Something as simple as a limp in their step turns me on so much.

>>737992781
2008....I've always been a newfag and still one to this day.

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>>737991018
Nah, if you were kissing her then you definitely would have noticed if she'd choked on or was choking on her own vomit but >>738005125 is actually right, if you'd put her on her stomach and engaged raep mode, she might have actually survived.
>mfw being beta is actually so cancerous it got a girl killed
if you

>>737993580
Please don't lad

>>737988482
>stepmom
>disgusting
pick one

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>>737983399
Despite the bullshit, conflict and saturated spite between me and the baby mama, I still think about fucking her and cumming inside her. Maybe weekly. Haven't seen her since before the kid was born, no need to.

He is well passed kindergarten.

>>738004548
that's fucking pitiful. i got laid when i had just turned 15. my mom and dad drove me there to spend the night with my girlfriend at her cousin's house. i fucked her for about 25 hours straight. wow

>>738001230
junky faggot kys

>>738004523
The fact you've continued to respond still shows you're nervous about your little fake secret being exposed. Try harder next time, I'll be sure to point out the fact you're a liar next thread you try to spew this bs in too, only because I can see how upset it makes you.

>>738006053
don't blame you. i'd love to work over my ex's little strawberry muff again. i'd eat that pussy so hard she'd cum buckets. damn that was some snug little pussy, she milked the fuck out of my dick. she was also the worst son of a bitch i ever met. i'm glad i got the fuck rid of her dumb ass. but god, that pussy. she was a dark redhead. i think there must have been a nigger in the woodpile somewhere. she could tan dark as hell, but was a redhead. she was adopted, so we never knew exactly where it came from.

>>738006446
it took you half an hour to come up with that? lol. go to bed, kiddo. fuck. lol

>>737995478
You could fuck her, or you could just fuck with
them and leave an epmty condom wrapper for
them to find, and when they freak out, you can
ask they why they are freaked out since there
isn't a condom.

>>737995478
why? don't get it

>>738006540
She's 100% inner city bitch, with felonies and bullshit.

But the allure...

>>738007224
mine worked at a big urban power company, uptown in a high rise building. she was the only white girl in a office full of nigger girls. i'm betting the farm that they are the one's that talked her into a divorce and she even told me she was going out with niggers while we were seperated. 50/50 that was a nigger's baby she was preggers with. last i heard she was living in a trailer. quite a step down from her life with me. fucking whore.

Got really into creepshotting a few years back during the beginning of my highschool career, started out with just simple ass shot but after a couple years i got better at it and was able to consistently get upskirts. Grabbed one chicks phone after looking at her unlock it and waited till she was gone for a few moments and got some pretty nice photos(non nude) escalated even further in my senior year when i got a hidden camera, so far got bare ass (from the girl i took the phone from actually) from the same girl a few times and actually got full win from another. Also got into fixing phones and one of my friends had me fix hers, i asked for her password under the bullshit excuse of checking diagnostics, got 1-2 years worth of nudes of her. Two times i was under suspicion of it, the first in my sophomore year but that faded away, the second came right at the end of senior year and i fessed up to just the one chick and just to a couple times, told them i deleted everything and they believed it. Apologized the to one i got caught for and havent had any issues with it since ive graduated. Im certainly not proud of it but i cant say i dont enjoy having visual access to about a fifth of the girls' asses in my class. I generally justify it because i do a pretty significant amount of community service and haven't shared anything. since highschool i havent done any creepshotting so i just sit back with what i have.

>>738007612
>got 1-2 years worth of nudes of her
well?

I've been falling deeper and deeper into depression over the last few years, and the only reason I still haven't offed myself is because my cousin, who I idolized, committed suicide as a kid and I've since been determined not to go that way no matter how hard things get. I used to think that the reason I was depressed was because I was stuck on the rails my parents laid out for me, and because I wasn't even able to make my own decisions for my own life. But even though I've had the opportunity to start chasing after my own dreams since last year, I find that I'm still the same depressed wreck I was before my situation changed. I literally can't bring myself to function normally anymore, all I can do is pretend around my family that I am. Most days I get so anxious that I can't even leave the place I'm staying at and end up missing classes one after another.

The happiest I've been in years was when I fell in love with a girl I met over the internet earlier this year. But that didn't even last long, because I knew she was lesbian and told her my feelings fully expecting to get rejected. I was fine as long as I get to keep spending time with her even as a friend, but I can't even have that because she's dying of leukemia. Her condition has been getting worse, she's getting weaker, she's losing her hair, and I'm stuck halfway around the globe unable to do anything for her, not even as a friend.

For all that I swore when I was younger, I don't think I can hold on much longer. I hear that it gets better, but life has only continued to get steadily worse. Even the best thing that had happened to me in a while turned around and became the most painful thing I've ever had to deal with. When that day comes where I find out that she's gone, really gone, I think I might just break entirely.

>>738007704
Like i said, my fragile veil of justification lies in the fact i dont share anything, i think to myself that as long as they arent public and dont know about it they cant really be hurt. Which is one reason i stopped after getting caught, that girl was a decent friend and it sucked hurting her feelings, thats not my goal. Also creepshotting is really fuckin illegal in some places so since i used up strikes one and two i figured i just stick to what i've got

>>738008057
understood

>>738008029
don't be a pussy. remember, you can be tougher than life. don't let it break you. head butt life right in the fucking mouth. it's kinda fun when you get the right attitude about it. seriously, you can do this.

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i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....

browsing the porn section

see this

"Tiny little blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"

and then the description

"Tiny 5' 2" Ashley sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"

and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.

i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.

>>737983399
I get turned on when ever my girlfriend talks about how she fucked her previous ex boyfriends.

>>738008637
so the thought of her taking other cocks is a turn on? ok, that sounds kinda hot. tell me about it

>>738008781
I don't really know what else to say. That basically suns it up.

We talk about our past relationships and I would always ask her how sex was with her ex-boyfriends. She would tell me all the dirty things they did together and hearing that would make me hard as fuck.

>>737987883
Hi Craig!
No, your 'girlfriend' likes to fuck who ever she likes and has convinced you it's ok because you watch.
Clearly you are the bitch in the relationship.

Im not human

>>738008967
ok, good enough

Popped my cousin's cherry when we were both 13, came inside her then too

>>738008967
How many men did she fuck?

>>738009087
oh bullshit, you clearly are

>>738009132
She had 2 ex-boyfriends. One of them which I know personally.

My gf's little brother is a much better kisser than her...

I'm a misanthrope who hates people. Not all people, but most people. I'd kill all the peeps i couldn't fuck, then I'd kill the ones i fucked after i fucked them. My hero is that guy that kept the girls locked in the trailer and played a tape to them telling them what he was going to do to them and how they better act.

I hate humans.

>>738009241
Only 2? Shit my fiance was a total whore before we met, 60-70? She has no idea.

>>738009307
yeah, but i think the question here is do you suck dick better than her?

For two and a half hours this morning I masturbated to traps here on /b/. About to check out some more.

>>738009422
Also, oh hey. Dubs.

>>738009422
that's pretty good stamina. I get a sore dick if I'm spending more than an hour a day fapping.

>>738009394
christ, what the fuck is it about women? i'm a good looking guy and i wouldn't even approach that number of partners. not that i couldn't if i was just a complete man slut, but damn. i really don't want to jump in bed with anything in a skirt. jeeze. i guess some people are just total fucking whores.

>>737988043
Japanese? Because any actual Nazi has no qualms with the Japanese.

>>738009422
my best is like 6 cums in a day. and by the end, i'm pretty much firing blanks

>>737988316

Moot

I used to regularly fuck a middle school classmate. Nobody knew but us and this continued for many years. Now we're happily married. I regret nothing.

From 20-24 she got drunk and fucked herself silly even whored herself out for awhile to some old guy (older than her father) for cash. She has settled down heaps since then obviously, met her a 27 and now she's a total saint except for me.

>>738009844
>Now we're happily married
that's all that matters, you made an honest woman out of her

>>738009873
i hope for your sake you are correct. but honestly, i wouldn't trust anyone like that. if they did it once, it's inbred in them. i know from experience. if she did it before, she'll do it again at anytime it becomes absolutely convenient.

Living in uni with my flat mates, when everyone (including my own gf) was out I'd sneak into my friends girlfriends rooms, go into their dirty laundry and pick up their underwear. sniff it and lick the discharge clean from them and put them back before they all returned

>>738009598
>>738009873
Sorry forgot to link

>>738010127
Sometimes I'd wrap the underwear around my cock and cum into them

I only keep my girlfriend so that I can stay close to her 8 year old daughter, and cuddle with her and fondle her (and lick, finger and masturbate on her in her sleep) because I am totally and utterly in love with her.

>>738010131
no prob, i got the message

seriously though, it's like an alcoholic. it will come back at a whim and without warning. watch out.

>>737983399
https://discord.
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gg/xwHkBJy

>>738010207
you are a sick sick puppy. my girlfriends 8 year old daughter was what i tried to meld into a good person depite what the fucking public schools turned her into. i did my best, but they had more time with her to ruin her.

>>738010078
>>738010265
Nah she's not like that now even she know's it was crazy (young and stupid) but she's not unhinged mentally, she's totally straight and she's not a liar. She doesn't even drink anymore so I'm safe.

>>737986269
My Mom figered your car in the back of his dog

>>738010480
good

>>738010603
has anybody ever been so far as too....etc etc

>>738010714
But I love knowing the secret that's she was a total whore while all my friends and family think she's such a angel.

>>738001979
Wow, who the hell didn't get this?

>>738002332
and still didn't get it? damn dude

>>738010960
i hope you are reaping the benefits of this, i'd fist bump you thru the interweb is i could

>>738011062
Hot little sex bunny! I was with a really boring girl for 3 years before her, god did I need a whore in my life to make it fun :)

>>738002393
Me too bro.

>>738011170
this is something that my wife just doesn't understand. girls are always jealous as hell over other girls.

guys like us are like "hell yeah, nail her one time for me brother!!"

we love seeing our bros hit some good pussy. it's like hell yeah, you go dude.

girls just don't get it.

Beaner hits Dad and dies in car wreck when I'm 10. Mom and I get by fof a while, she meets new guy and gets married 2 years later. Bam instant step dad and step sister. She is 2 years older and a bitch to me except in front of mom and stepdad. About the time I turn 14 he starts drinking, turns into angry drunk fucker. Stepsis breaks laptop screen, says I was using it did it, my ass gets beat. Mom chills him out keeps him from probably killin me. Same shit for 2 more years. Stepsis gets worse, sometimes tries to be a tease cause I have no gf and she got my ass beat by telling stepdad I was trying to watch her and her sleep over friends change clothes. A few weeks later mom and step go to his brothers place 3 hours away. Mom calls says he is drinking and they will be staying the night. Stepsis says you're on your own dipshit and goes to a party.she gets in late from a barn rave, her girl friend drops her off, stepsis drunk as shit says if I say anything my ass is grass. Goes in our common bathroom I hear puking. I quietly lmao and hope stepdad sees her hungover ass tomorrow. Have to piss get out of bed, find her passed out on all 4s with head on toilet rim. Try to get her to move, no go she is out cold. Look down see a puddle of piss on the floor. I get a towel to clean it up so I don't get blamed for it. On the floor cleaning look up see her ass barely covered by her skirt. I keep thinking I can almost see her cunt. What do what do...fuckit I carefully lift her skirt and her panty's are slack on her cunt. I nudge her harder just to make sure she is still out, she's gone. I pull her underwear down and laugh to myself I see you naked bitch, Fuck You! I start going diamond, yeah, fuck her. Before I knew it I dropped my boxers and was sliding into her. I just lost my cherry to my bitch stepsister but hey Fuck Her! I only lasted a couple of minutes and blew my wad in her. Anger and being horny left and I immediately panicked. Shit shit shit, oh fuck...

I grabbed TP rolled it tight like a tampon and tried to stick it in her to soak up my cum. I got as much as I could with it. I pulled her panties up and closed the door to my side of the bathroom locked it and went out through her bedroom. A couple of hours later I hear a thud in the bathroom, then some bumping around and her cussing about vomit in her hair. I hear water run for a little bit, then the light under the door went out and all was quiet. I was up at 9 the next morning and mom and stepdad were home by noon. Stepsis was still not up. Apparently she flopped across the bed and passed out again. She sobered up pretty quick with the ass chewing she got from stepdad. Life returns to normal. Notice a few weeks later step is looking worried, hear her talking to her friend that she thinks a guy she met at the rave stealthed her cause she hasn’t got her period.
Now it is 3 months later and she is starting to show. She will have to say something real soon. Now I wonder did a guy at the party maybe stealth her or did I knock her up?
If I did how obvious will it be? If real obvious I am fucked and stepdad will kill me.

>>737993275
pls explain how the fuck you did that. Its a goal of mine

>>738011389
>I grabbed TP rolled it tight like a tampon and tried to stick it in her to soak up my cum.

is this gold or bait? hard to tell

>>737985827
>getting fucked in the ass
By whom?

>>738011389
Don't be an idiot. Nobody will even suspect you. Just keep your mouth shut and all will be cool, she's the only fuckup here.

>>737986015
FAGGOT!

>>737995055
It being the child or your life

>>737993275
your have acheived. sorta 50 year olds, especially divorced are the holy grail. they drink cum like it is fine wine and they love 20 something dick. such an easy catch.

sad :(

I've never gotten dubs

>>737993667
you're not even OP and you're a faggot. what gives?

She is still a bitch to me and the way he rages when he gets drunk, I wont ever say anything, but I am glad and scared that I got a revenge fuck on her.

>>738004548
Hey look on the bright side at least you killed two sand niggers right? Now cheer up fam.

>>738011939
did you mean to link this to a previous post? hmmmmm, maybe this one
>>738011354
>>738011389

>>737994106
Edgy

Sorry, yes I did. I hate captcha

>>738012263
me too baby, me too

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Ex girlfriend really fucked me up, I did everything for her, spent money taking her out and buying her nice clothes etc. She left me for another guy. Literally died inside a bit, fell into a depression shortly after the breakup. Spent the next 8 weeks wallowing in my room, didn't eat, still went to work but was hardly doing anything, rest of the time I spent sleeping and just being miserable. Fast forward a year, life back on track, happier, hooking up with women on a regular basis. Ex somehow got hold of my new phone number, calls me at 3am saying she needs me to come to hers ASAP sounded like she was in trouble. Find out she is not in trouble, just wanted to talk. Says she misses me and all that crap, I tell her to fuck off and leave. The phone calls keep coming over the following weeks at stupid times, tell her to fuck off again and that I'm seeing someone else. Bitch messaged new gf telling her how I used to beat her and emotionally abuse her and that she should be careful, new gf became new ex in a flash. Fucking raging, smash my wardrobe to pieces. Few weeks later bitch calls me asking me to go to hers, I go and the usual shit ensues, tell her that I miss her too, I fuck her harder than the banks fucked the economy. 'I've missed this anon' she says, shortly after coitus she falls asleep. I have her right where I want the bitch. Devise the most vengeful plan I could think of, I pick up my clothes and go downstairs, squat on the dining room table and laid cable. Left in the dead of night, she never bothered me again.

TLDR: Ex broke my heart so I shit on her table

Anyone else not understand John Cena?

Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job.

Did two tours in Afghanistan. Regularly fantasized about fucking a dead body. Came close once, but only had that one opportunity. Still think about it today.

>>737994462
How?

>>738000899
Nice dubs

>>738001166
Nice dubs

>>737988043
What a difference? :))

>>738012359
>the banks fucked the economy

the banks didn't do that. the government quasisocialism did that. but nice try.

and i love the shit on her table angle. fucking gold

>>737987948
... on the back of dogs car.

>>738012451
>Nice dubs
damn, that's 3 pair, i didn't even notice.

anyway, i'd grease that tight little asshole up and pound the fuck out of it (she's like 25 years old now, had mug shots and spent jail time, so no problems).

i'd bury my dick so far up that tight little asshole she'd taste it brushing her teeth. i'd like to discuss it more, but i'm about cross eyed drunk, so....

>>738012798
i'm talkin balls deep. she'd never need another enema.

>>738012403
Fucking elaborate nigger!