ITT: things that you hate in porn and ruin your nut -When the

The obvious when they show the guy's face right on...when I'm about to cum

>>737976953
i also hate when they have the view from between the dude's legs. like what the fuck, nobody wants to see from that angle.

>>737976953
Fake moaning.

-When she's still breathing

when the whole thing is a fake set up. I like real life situations/ home-made porn specially including strangers/voyeurs and probably someones wife or gf.

>>737976953
when the double blowjob scene changes to a single woman sucking and the other chick eating the dudes ass

>>737976953
when the guy starts sucking the girl's dick
fucking gay

>>737976953
I tried to be nice, but you don't deserve it.

You're an asshole and you have an ugly hag of a wife. You are a sad, hopeless old man who can't process that what he's married to is horrifying to everybody but you. All you do is spam her pictures all over the place, nobody EVER wants more or reposts her, so you samefeg pretending they do. And then you get pissy, like a little baby, when you get called out on it.

So, old man, go fuck yourself, or fuck your nasty, saggy, ugly, bad-dye-job hag of a wife. Either way, go away. This place is full of weirdos and assholes, and you're among the worst.

I can't wait to see your pathetic, impotent response. Call me "junior." Say I prefer the company of men because I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. It just continues to demonstrate your sad, tiny, old man life. Everyone both pities and hates you, sad, pathetic old man.

>>737977241
yeah i hate that to. when the girl says,"fuck me" like 1000 times in a row. shit pisses me off.

>>737977493
> stale copy pasta

>>737977493
wrong thread bruh

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When the girl has a bigger dick than me.

>>737977875
you jelly

When rape scenes have multiple camera angles and good resolution. Like who's filming this? Takes me out of the fantasy!

>>737978341
so you dont like the facial abuse videos

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camera guy won't shut the fuck up

>>737976953
>ITT: things that you hate in porn and ruin your nut

when it becomes apparent the rape scene is fake

>>737976953
The guy in porn. That ruins my nut. I don't watch guy porn. Only women Solo or woman on woman

>>737976953
When there's a guy at all

>>737978455
fuckin this. i dont wanna hear your deep ass voice. cameras guys should stay completely quiet

>Bitch looking at the camera
>Too good of production wear they all look like models
>Guys eating pussy (opposite, that is hot is chicks eating chicks asses)
>sperm dodging

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hair

Niggers!

>>737976953
Seeing the dudes face, ever. Also the girl being too loud and overacting. Soft moans and whimpers are way hotter than screaming.

>>737978595
>g-guys i-im so straight I don't even hold my dick to piss

Blowjob scenes. I don't just wanna just see some chick's face and some dude's dick. In fact, I don't wanna see any dicks at all. I prefer solo or lesbian porn.

guys eating pussy. who else skips passed that every time. any guy that actually watches and faps to that is fucking crazy.

When it's anything other than hardcore macro furry dickgirl vore.

>>737976953
dudes with small dicks
dudes moaning
bitches who have teir pussys and assholes totally ruined

>>737978995
Ikr. Can't look at my naked body in the mirror either. Might get hard.

>>737978983
i agree

>>737976953
the weird rapey sound Japanese girls make in porn

Music

>>737977875
name?

>>737979190
oh man that is the worst. lots of their videos would be so good, but they make that damn noise.

brazzers

when "ugly" keeps talking over the banging in the bus.

overly long interviews, asking how old her first time, or when was the last time...

>>737977875
sauce plz

when porn tries to hard

>>737978983
I like loud girls

>>737978341
>>737978570
I'm actually fine with this.

>>737976953
N0THING
CAN
RUIN
MY
NUT.
Try me.

When the cumshot is about to happen and the fucking camera guy goes from the girl to they guys face. What the fuck is wrong with these gay ass cameramen shooting straight porn?
The whole goal of any straight pornographer should be to maximize the amount of camera time for the girl and make little to none for the guy. If you're focused on anything about the guy other than the part that's pleasing the girl, you're a faggot and should get a job in fag porn.

also yours is my main pet peeve because it occurs more often than the cameraman panning to the guy.

another thing I don't like in porn is how fucking extremely awkward the dudes are in the intro of the video. all of the stupid fucking questions they ask when they bring the girl in the house. You can tell the girls laugh awkwardly to try and move the convo along. generally just how beta most male porn actors are aside from their dicks. No matter how big their tools, a lot of them couldn't actually pull a girl IRL without their titles as pornstars with big dicks. I bet it's so awkward when they go out and try to party and hit on girls that don't know them from their videos.

>>737978595
Agreed.

Anything involving the guy's face.

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When the chick is ugly as sin. You should be the lunch lady at a school, I'm not jerking it to you.

When the guy's dick is too small(obviously and for her) and she has to fake it, badly.

When they have a full blown conversation when there should be very little talk(sexy/dirty talk).

When the girl can't take all of the dick, only half of it. Know how deep your pussy is and cast the Right Sized guy!!!

Audio Lag. It's fucking 2017, fix the fucking shit while you're editing!!! You can sync the ads, but you can't sync her voice for longer than 10min?!?!!!??????

>>737976953
>

when the hips are shooped

>>737979269
This. And tiny jap dicks.

>>737976953
When the girl keep making wierd noise for no reason

>>737976953
sauce?

>>737976953
when they show the guy's face
high pitched moans
too loud moans
hipsters in porn
niggers

>>737979430
I really don't.

>>737979579
you've covered all bases, good job m8

>>737978595
I can attest to this, watching straight sex is basically the same as I do with my gf, it's not really anything different. I'd prefer to see a girl solo or girl/girl when I jack off.

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>>737978798
#1 answer

anything where the guy is old enough to have white hair. Unless grandpa is part of the sound crew and wandered on set, keep him out of the picture

>>737977875
I feel you

>>737979083
I like blowjob parts. Reminds me of good BJs I've gotten. You've clearly never had a good blowjob.

>>737979655
They purposely cast smaller men to raise confidence in the viewer. And the screaming is to make the girl seem more virginal and submissive.

>>737978595
Same. POV is the only hardcore I can stand.

>>737979864
Same. I actually like bj scenes a lot. I can't think of anything hotter than a girl working a dick with her mouth and hands.

>>737979671
kelsi monroe

When the video cuts to a certain position and only shows it for like a minute and then cuts to something else

I hate that shit

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>>737976953
music

>>737977384
Fuckin Mike Adriano. Sick of seeing girls eat his ass.

>>737976953
no creampie.
busting inside a pussy, up an asshole or down a gagging throat feels best.
jerking on someones face is soft core shit. i dont want to watch some fuck jerk off

>>737980019
Yeah, cock worship is hot.

>>737979747
Thanks. My favorites I saved don't have these problems. They're either done well or the sex is so good acting isn't needed

>>737979892
yeah I also read that when the girl seems like she is not into it and the screaming is more like "stop and don't" then "yes fuck me" it is slightly less looked down on. Only slightly though your still a disgrace if your in porn

>>737979681
>hipsters in porn
Yeah, fucking hate skelli skinny tattoed dork porn stars. Fuck those guys.

That bald douchbag that's in EVERY trannie video

>>737976953
any speaking ever

When there's a guy involved

Anything with Mike Adrianos Freddy Krueger looking cock.

>>737980560
It seems like all male pornstars are bald, goteed assholes now.

>>737980560
I'm ashamed to say that I know his name is Christian.

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girls with ugly/WAY to many tattoos

>>737978435
Nothing special about those angles, or the resolution. Never mind the horrible set and ugly girls.

>>737980660
Basically anything by Adriono. How does that ugly fuck get girls to eat his ass?

>>737979083
I agree dick free porn

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This goddamn view right here. What the fuck? Who wants to stare at the guy's filthy asshole??

>>737980859
right, like the fuck is this shit.

>>737977875
What the fuck is up with traps that have pale skin and black dicks?

>>737980859
I have no idea who that is supposed to appeal to. The gayest motherfucker on the planet probably doesn't even like that angle.

>>737976953
Hearing SSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOH YEAH SSSSSSSSSS HH OOOOOOOOOH.
Who the fuck actually does that

>>737981222
I read this in Stephen Hawkings voice and lost

The girl spitting on a guy's dick.

>>737981222
I fucking HATE hissing in porn.

>>737981380
This. I don't really like any spitting at all.

>>737981338
Fuck I reread it and lost too.

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>>737980772
>>737980859
>>737979579
>>737976953
Fuck all of this shit i hate when the camera man keeps talking while they are fucking like "does that pussy feel good bro" like shut fuck up and just film it you fucking retard.

>>737981423
parseltongue porn. yeah its the worst.

During a gangbang randomly one of the guys puts their nasty man feet in the girls mouth, like what the fuck is that shit? Seen it a couple of times and just ruins my boner.

>>737976953
i fucking hate that in jap videos it always begins with the girl getting her tits sucked
i like the idea
but i cant jack off to a tit
if theres an ugly cook in the middle of it

>>737976953
all the fake shit

>>737980183
I hate him too. He looks like Eddie Munster, I hate watching him eat ass for 20 min, I hate watching him suck tits like a starving baby, and he does the same thing in every movie (positions, order of positions, cums a drop three times, yells at the camera guy, way too much lube...etc)

>>737979094
In fucking sane

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>When the scene and actors are too robotic (fucking like theyre on the clock)
>When you know the bitch is dogshit beat without makeup
>Niggers
>Jappos
>When shes already stark naked (element of arousal is clothing removal for many)
>fake tits
>niggers
>did I say niggers?
>film maker involvment
>When she treats the cumshot like its lava
>When she kneels there dead eyed and mouth open collecting sperms with an expressionless face
>when the dude is snipped and the balls go away and the taint looks like some kind of prop from a Ridley Scott film

Fake cum, fake cocks. Even fake tits are hit or miss. And I don't care what anyone says, JOI is fucking cringe.

>>737980660
I hate that guy too. He can't hold his load, and he does too much directing.

>>737981888
what is JOI?

>>737981963
jack off instructions

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>>737976953
I fucking hate Doggie-Style in porn, makes it harder for me to nut.

>>737976953
when they take their clothes off

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I absolutely DESPISE this right here. This Mexican fuck. It's always the best looking girls, with the best angle who have to get fucked by this beaner right here. EVERY time it's a POV ass scene, my favorites, he has to put his filthy brown mud hands on their ass. Totally ruins it for me. And he's fucking annoying too, he needs to shut the fuck up.

When a girl cums and claims she is squirting a load, but you can clearly see it is coming out of her pee hole, but she claims it's not piss. Lame

>>737981963
jerk off instructions?

Also fake cum shots have ruined so many good porn scenes who even enjoys that shit? One minute its a hot scene the next the room is drenched in cum.

I don't like watching anal. There, I said it.

>>737982243
same here

>>737981423
Right. I also hate when the guy starts breathing through his teeth as soon as he is in contact with the girl. Who does that, why is he doing that, and who is he doing that for? Is the girl supposed to like it? Is the guy at home jerking off supposed to like it? I don't get it.

>>737977875
/thread

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>>737982243
i like anal but when the porn studio is low budget asf and nigga gets hes dick covered in shit oh no..

>>737982171
Squirt and pee come out of the same hole. This does not make them the same, as squirt is clear and has a different smell than pee, which is yellow. Just because it comes out of the same hole doesn't make it the same thing.

>girls with bush

>>737976953
Honestly, when they flash to the girl's or guy's face when I'm cumming. I wanna see the fucking GOODS, the faces ruin it. Besides, many girls in porn I like are ugly as fuck, and I'm only in it for her tits or something, so it ruins it.

POV porn can suck a dick.

girls who moan while giving handjobs

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I don't like it when the girl starts pooping during sex.

>>737982643
Wouldn't both fluids come from the bladder? It's pee.

>>737982643
Exactly. Men piss and cum out the urethra too. Not sure why people are so confused by this.

>>737982859
Cringe

>>737982911
normie

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>>737977493

>>737982911
Oh yeah baby. you're so warm and wet.

>>737979094
This, personally I don't like cunnilingus unless it's girl on girl. Or a guy eating a girl's ass.

Inexplicably, I occasionally like to see a girl eating a guy's ass. Just makes me think she's really into it and she loves his body, seems pretty hot. Would like to have my ass eaten out by a chic.

When a guy's cum looks really fucking watery and thin. I don't know why, but it just turns me off. I'm not asking for the jizz to be like syrup, but come on!

>>737982911
oh my fuck. why did i watch that whole thing, i need to go puke now.

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>>737983179

I hate when it's nothing but the back end or doggy style. Bitch I wanna see tits and pussy too.

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>>737976953
>background music
>excessive moaning
>talking
>when she isn't smiling
>when the guy or trap doesn't release, but I did
>when the vid doesn't loop

>>737982918
Its not piss. Its not from the bladder, its from the Skene's gland.

>>737982960
Men's pee comes from the bladder
Men's sperm comes from there nuts
Women's pee comes from there bladder
What organ does women's squirting come from ???

>>737980859
I like this angle tho, I keep imagining the girl is just getting absolutely smothered and bred and she can't move, she's gotta take it. I like seeing a girl's body crushes under a guy's

>>737977241
This. Whoever started that fake moaning shit really should be stoned to death.

>>737982960
Please google anatomy images. A female has a bladder that leads to a urethra. Nothing in between. A guy has a bunch of stuff in between. You should have paid attention in health class. In other words, a male is meant to ejaculate. A women is not.

>>737982110
Fag

>>737976953
when they take the pantyhose off instead of cutting out the gusset or ripping them open.

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i hate botched fake tits. some fake tits are good, but i mean come on what is this shit right here.

<<<<

fake moaning
anal
fake tits

>>737982911
I bet that room smelled like a petting zoo afterwards.

>>737983634
See >>737983495
Also male ejaculate doesn't come from the balls. That's just where the sperm is made. The actual liquid is made in the seminal vesicles.

>>737976953
when the camera guy wont shut the fuck up

fake/too big tits

autistic screeching in JAVs

No kissing

too much dick sucking (it's boring unless she's just finishing the guy off so he can cum on her face)

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>squirting experts on /b/

Lol. Here's a little story for you guys who believe in that crap:
>be femanon
>new bf
>have shit bladder control and end up peeing on him just a bit while we were having sex
>OMG DID YOU SQUIRT?
>say yes because I figure it's less embarrassing than telling him I peed on him
>from that point on every time we had sex he would try to make me "squirt"
>wouldn't give up until I did
>dated him for 4 months and had to pee on him every time we fucked
>there's literally a guy out there thinking he's the hottest shit around and God's gift to women because I kept peeing on him

And here's some tits. These aren't mine but mine aren't really nice so just pretend.

>>737983495
The Skene's gland is not connected to the urethra, and could never provide that much fluid, or a stream.

When there is a plot I end up caring more about than fapping

>>737976953

Two things; banter. Why the fuck are you bantering? What the fuck is going on here? Do you understand that I'm trying to catch a nut? Second when women are excessively bitchy. You get that a lot in the BDSM stuff. All that "You're not a man! you have a little dick! You're never gonna touch me!". Bitch, I can hear that shit IRL. How about you be nice to me while you slide that chair leg in my butthole?

When the girl has hiperpigmented pussy/butthole

>>737976953
when the guy jacks off for five minutes to cum. Dude, let her suck you off or pull out right before cumming.

I hate anything with Prince Yahshua in it. Boots and sucking in your stomach, nigga? Stop.

I hate when dudes are getting their dick sucked and it looks like the best head ever and they seem like they don't enjoy it.

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>>737984140

I love that stuff. Literally the only reason to watch Asian porn - dark buttholes.

Anal looks like shit when girl has bleached asshole. It just looks like dick going between two buns. Can't see the asshole around the dick.

But with a dark butthole you can see it.

>>737984120
Look up praise kink femdom

>>737982643

It's piss. It's always piss. There might be a little something from the skenes gland mixed in there, but it's always going to be piss. The whole "squirt" thing is a fiction that the LA porn industry came up with to get around obscenity laws that didn't allow them to show piss. So they showed piss and insisted it was "squirting". It is. It's squirting piss.

>>737984354
When the guy barely cums. Like...did you jack off before the scene?

>>737984012
Well Christ, of course he's gonna think that if you lie to him and say he is. Fucking dumb slut

>>737984689
Ikr. Women are such catty fucking douchebag.

>>737982171
>she is squirting a load, but you can clearly see it is coming out of her pee hole, but she claims it's not

When you cum where does it come from?

>>737984577

nothing

When the guy's ass is bigger than the girls and it has pink butthole

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Foreskins. Fucking ever. Period.

IDGAF if literally the entire rest of the world were uncut, no porn stars should ever have a fucking dog dick.

>>737977181
dude SERIOUSLY!

>>737985198
How often do you see un-erect dicks in porn anyway?

>>737976953
When the 12 year old breaks free and escapes

>>737977350
kek

>>737984689
>fucking dumb slut
You really that mad that a female anon said that as if we haven't ran game and lied to countless women...? Lol angry virgin

>>737985198
If your a chick this complaint is okay if you're a dude you are a raging homo

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>>737976953

>>737985255
seriously what? are you agreeing with me? sorry its unclear to me.

>>737981467
I'm cool with sloppy shit but straight up spitting is like what da fuq why

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>>737985373
It wouldn't be a problem if uncut fucks would just keep that shit back, but they never fucking do. I've even seen dudes get cum caught in their foreskin during the money shot. Talk about a disgusting fucking buzzkill.

>>737976953
The plot.. if it's shit I'm not gonna watch it.

>>737982243
I thought I was the only one dude, not that into it.

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>$40 for a large pizza

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Ugly dicks

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>>737986032

I prefer uncut boys.

Problem with cut is that there's often scaring or discoloration and their heads get really dry.

i hate when the acting is to good. like this, i can't even nut it just makes me feel bad for her.

https://spankbang.com/td7y/video/anya+olsen+harvest

>>737985811
mah bad yeah I agree very heavily

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Ugly

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Been working it out to hard

>>737986327
>I prefer uncut boys.

IRL, I can understand. Watching visually in pr0n? Fuck no.

not gonna lie when out of nowhere some bitch gets WAY too enthusiastic with cum and is like, fucking gargling it and stretching it all over the place like...shit's gross dude.

>>737982171
>>737982643
>>737982918
>>737982918
>>737982960
>>737983634
>>737983730
>>737984012
>>737984012
>>737984589

Squirting is unusual - most women don't - but does occur. It does NOT come out of the urethra. It Comes out of the vagina or just around the entrance. It tastes and smells fresh and neutral. It is NOT pee.

ALL "squirting" in mainstream porn is pee. It's lame and nasty.

>>737982559

that's not even low budget. that's low effort.
enemas don't cost money.

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Wtf

>when you feel the constant need to keep skipping ahead with the video to find some perfect nut releasing moment and then the internal fight to keep masturbating longer because it is just so damn good

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I hate when the dude goes to give the chick a facial, and COMPLETELY MISSES HER FACE. Always he either shoots over her face, or it doesn't shoot at all and just drips in front of her onto the fucking floor.

Srsly, what kind of retard could fuck this up? Don't stand three feet away, don't aim at the fucking ceiling. Position your cock OVER her face and point said dick AT her face. Not fucking rocket surgery.

>>737986936
>can confirm
It is often fake but HAS been done and HAS been nearly odorless and almost tasteless. If I hadn't witnessed it live action I could understand the skepticism.

When it's incest, I hate it if the "brother" is some bald guy with missing teeth and a thick Latin accent while the "sister" is a blond American beauty. Like if you're gonna hire some ugly ass pedo looking motherfucker DONT SHOW HIS UGLY ASS FACE

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>>737986698

In porn too.

This is imo the best looking dick in porn.

>>737987019
i know this all too well. or when you keep skipping ahead and then find the perfect spot. then when you are about to cum they show the dudes face. all your hard work gets ruined.

>>737986956
Are you sure? Because I've been paying for years now.

Plus, he said he was giving me the friends and family discount because he's my uncle.

>>737977523
Anf her voice gets higher and shrieks louder with each "fuck me"

>>737986936
>ALL "squirting" in mainstream porn is pee. It's lame and nasty.
Actually most fake squirting in porn is just done with water put in the woman's vagina. They put in water right before and let it go when they "come".

>>737987216
Winston Burbank. And this is one of my favorite blowjob scenes.

>>737977875
>girl
>dick
Wut

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>>737983817
which are worse?

Tits like these?

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>>737987258
or when she falls out of the wheelchair

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>>737987722
>>737983817
Or tits like these?

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Not sure where to begin

>>737987277
>>737987277

Amy. Stop it. Just stop.

>>737987798
This bitch is going to become a meme I can just feel it.

>>737987571

Yeah.

I like pov BJs and most of the torrents you can find and Jonni Darkko's stuff and he features that guy in like every movie he makes.

>>737987910
Uni-ball

Dry pussy.

>>737976953
Creampies that are basically just the tip inside the hole. Get it balls deep or dont bother!

>>737979094
Agreed

>>737988066

I don't understand how the fuck does a bitch show up to a porn shoot without a tube of lube in her purse.

I get it that it's just work for them and sometimes it can be hard getting naturally wet but if you know you're going to be taking dick, why the fuck do you not bring lube?

And the worst is when the guy can feel it she's dry then he tries to spit to lube her up but misses and it goes on her thigh, and then he's using his fingers to pick it up and get it up her cunt... just retarded.

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>>737987571
>>737987216
Except that's not too good an example, Burbank's dick is practically indistinguishable from a cut one. When he's hard his foreskin is always fully retracted with the head fully exposed. Even when he faps the foreskin doesn't come forward.

If all uncut dicks looked and acted like his I'd have zero complaints about a porn star being cut or not.

When they randomly stop fucking and she starts eating the dudes nasty ass

>>737977391
Lol

>>737977523
>Allie sin

So hot, yet like a dead body.

>>737982911
Why did I open this!

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>>737988479
>Burbank's dick is practically indistinguishable from a cut one
>When he's hard his foreskin is always fully retracted with the head fully exposed

That's exactly how uncut dicks work.

If they don't, then the guy has something wrong with his dick like phimosis.

Foreskin rolls back and exposes the glans when you're hard. The only difference between cut and uncut when hard is that uncut doesn't look dry.

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when they photoshop her to make her have abnormally large hips just to find out in real life she got no curves

>>737987798
its like two water balloons that are filled up way to much and about to pop.

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>>737988661

>>737988876
Hey bro. I wanted to thank you from earlier when you posted this.

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>>737976953

This, OP.

Also when the guy is talking, dirty or otherwise.

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>>737988779
>That's exactly how uncut dicks work.

>If they don't, then the guy has something wrong with his dick like phimosis.

>Foreskin rolls back and exposes the glans when you're hard. The only difference between cut and uncut when hard is that uncut doesn't look dry.

Except not. Foreskins aren't all one size. Some dudes' foreskins are long enough to still cover the glans when erect, some guys have some glans exposure even when flaccid and then there's literally everything else in between.

Secondly most uncut dudes like to move their foreskins back and forth over their glans. That's how most uncut dudes fap. Keeping the glans exposed 100% of the time you're hard is not common at all.

>thread about porn turns into yet another conversation about dicks
Yep, this is /b/ alright.

>>737989558
The only difference between cut and uncut when hard is that uncut doesn't look dry.

That's because cut is getting more pussy

>>737979497
or maybe they're bad actors reciting lines from poorly/quickly written scripts

> Black guys
> Built white guys with bald heads and tribal tats
> Guy on girl vids where the guy moans

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>>737989558

No, you retard.

Foreskin can be pulled over to cover glans when you're erect. It just stays rolled down, exposing glans naturally. That's how it normally works.

Flaccid dick = glans covered. Erect dick = glans exposed but foreskin can still be pulled over to cover them. Anything else is a medical situation.

Also, some uncut dudes pull foreskin back and use their hand directly on the glans.

>>737989558
thats how we fap but not have sex or get blown the foreskin says back. who was even talking about fapping

>>737977241
Too bad in over 90% porn the girl has to make the fakest moans ever. Japanese porn is the fucking worst.

>>737989861
so why would it be dry then?

>>737978995
Lol. It's not like that, the guy is just always a turn off

>>737990175
why are you looking at penis?