Fluffy Thread: Magic Edition

i honestly think we should starting hosting fluffy threads on /trash/. it always gets on my nerves when all the summerfags come in complaining about animal abuse.

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fresh from the booru; yeah this takes an extra special kind of wrong

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>>737976499

Nah, I enjoy pissin' off the summerfags.

>>737976513
10/10
good to see something unique

>>737976569
>69 get

>>737976667
so close to quads

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>>737976499
You'll shake the summerfags, sure, but you'll be left with the ones that are consciously seeking out fluffy threads just to shit on them; the real stubborn types.

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too much getting and discussing, not enough flufferinos.

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>>737976499
No if we start putting these threads on trash then we will be letting the summerfags win.

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>>737977313
Does this count? Otherwise i dont have much to contribute...

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>>737977416
Well, there's a flufferinni, and it's getting the squash, so it passes.

>>737977736
Or, instead of crying like a bitch, you dash the pieces of shit against the wall.

>>737977882
Fam, the other fluffies are taking care of it.
Any neanderthal can kill a fluffy. You either screw with their head, or make their family members kill them. You never bloody your own hands you fucking amateur.

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>>737976499 they'll be gone soon enough

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A happy fluffy is a cute fluffy!

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>>737976569
Irony is the pre-summer threads were pretty shitty, imo.

>>737978000
Even cuter when you feed them to their parents :)

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>>737978000

Trips get, hugbox dump incoming

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>>737977882
Read her shirt. It'd be physically and/or emotionally impossible for her. I'm sure even her seeing someone else doing it would make her fall and drown in her own seizure vomit.

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>>737977736
Huh... I useally get yelled at for my shitty edits...

>>737978006
I might have had a hand in makeing them shitty... Sorry about that.

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>>737978000
I thought they were terrified of cars? I also thought someone would check you by now too?

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>>737978305
I stand corrected. When I began typing I hadn't seen >>737978095 yet.

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>>737978305
I'm sure if they're owner got them in the car and assured them it's okay they'd love the car

>>737978158
Well, let her faint. There's foals that need saving.

>>737976233
ive seen fluffy threads frequently, and i dont understand. is it sexual; a fetish maybe? is it sadism? just curious

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Was there anymore Blur tonight?

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>>737978328
This soon mummah is the cutest soon mummah

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>>737978581

No Blur, but there will be some more Blue tonight.

>>737978581
What a cowardly bitch. Protect your foals with those goddamn maternal instincts Hasbio programmed you with, cunt!

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>>737978215
I'll admit, it did. Not all the time, but when the thread devolves the way it would...got nothing personal against ya, though.

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>>737978508
Really? You read all those stories and see all that art with Fluffies emptying their bowels and tard-wailing about the "metaw munstah/vwoom-vwoom munstah" and even human coaxing can't stop them from softly sobbing in the corner.

Eh, no two canons are quite the same.

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>>737978737
>implying you couldn't get a fluffy used to a car through exposure and reassurance

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>>737978722
That would've likely been the work of "he who shall not be named because I don't want to accidentally summon him"

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>>737978925

Last of hugbox dump. Get hyped, cause Blues coming back tonight.

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>>737978530
Lots of reasons for lots of people. For most its not sexual, and alot of those dont even get off on the violence. Its more about the idea of seeing such simple but eternally optimistic creatures struggle against a world that was never ment for them. I guess on some level its a power fantasy since even the most shit human is a god to a fluffy.

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>>737978853
>no such implications
>even mentioned that people have differing opinions on the matter

>>737978851
thank you

>>737979004

Blue

>Be me, Aaron Anonson
>23 year old slacker living in a low-end apartment in NYC
>One day, on a cool fall morning, at the asscrack of dawn, I heard a weak series of knocks on the door, and a soft, somewhat muffled voice
>"Pwease open doow, nee' numies tu make miwkies fo' babehs."
>I'm half asleep, but I know that fluffies don't last long in NYC
>I threw on an old t-shirt and a torn to shit pair of jeans and answer the door
>There it is
>It smells like piss
>It's babbling
>It's.... HOLY SHIT!!!
>It's a dark blue alicorn with a light blue mane!
>I've seen worse looking fluffies go for metric shit-tons of cash!
>Dollar signs in my eyes, I let it in
>"Hello, little fluffy" I said softly "What is your name?"
>"Fwuffy name es Bwoo"
>Blue, eh? Original.
>"Well, Blue, I'm going to be your new dad for a while"
>"Bwoo... Bwoo haf daddeh? BWOO HAF DADDEH? SU HAPPEH!"
>Then I finally recognized a distinct chirping noise.
>"OOPSIES! Bwoo awmost fowget babehs, nee' nummehs fo babehs!"

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>>737978894
man noe I really wan to see a voldimort fluff

>>737979163

Blue 2

>Crapola. If there was one thing that can sour this sweet money deal, it's foals
>I decided to check them out before I judged them at least, maybe they could be worth money as well
>"Blue, can I see your foals?"
>"Daddeh wanna see babehs? Of cowse can see babehs!"
>She presented them on her back, chirps and coos begin from the movement
>I couldn't tell they're genders, foals who are only "chirpy babies" don't have any big signs of gender.
>Five different foals, five different colors
>Brown, Red, Green, Blue, and Pure White.
>All earth fluffs, except for one
>White is a unifluff, which could be trouble
>I remembered I read that unifluffs have the highest chance to develop "Smarty Syndrome" out of all fluffy types
>That could be bad news, so I went to grab it, and remove the potential threat
>When suddenly, Blue recoils away and starts shouting
>"NUUU! NU TAKE BABEHS! BABEHS STEWW NEE MIWKIES AN WUVIES AN HUGGIES! NU ADOWPTION! NU ADOWPTION!"
>Adoption? The fuck?
>"Blue, slow down," I said in the most soothing "I am talking to a retarded horse with fur" voice that I could make "I'm not going to adopt out your foals."
>Her crys have broken down into nearly incoherent sobbing about a "meanie daddeh" who used to take away her foals.
>"Blue, where did you come from?"
>She composes herself the best a fluffy can, and answers
>"B-Bwoo came fwum meanie fwuffy sto', whewe meanie daddeh aways take speciaw fwiens an babehs fwom Bwoo! Much heawt huwties!"
>I cringed at that news. Clearly she was not a fan of adopting, how would she react to me trying to sell her?

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>>737979339

Blue 3

>"How did you get out?"
>"Bwave smawtie teww Bwoo an hewd to awe wun ou' wen dummeh meanie daddeh open doww tu pen a' dawk time." She starts to choke up a little "Ol' meanie daddeh gif big stompie ouchies an fowevah sweepies tu fwuffies wen wunnin', gif special fwien an smawtie biggest huwties an fowevah sweepies! Nu wan fowevah sweepies! Wan speciaw fwien! Buuhuuhuu!"
>Great, she's started to cry again. Not only that, but she had been exposed to a smarty, which means that if the unifluff starts showing signs of "Smarty Syndrome", she'll probably start worshiping him
>I'll have to deal with that when that bridge comes
>I pat her on the head, calming her down a bit
>"Come on Blue, I'll make you some breakfast."

"Stalker"
By King C
>be me
>day after comic con
>spent 200 dollars on a shitty Leshen costume
>only used it for a few days
>not gonna let it go to waste
>hear scratching on my door
>fuck
>local fluffy daycare lets their shitrats wander around
>stupidest shit ever invented
>still in leshen costume
>pain in the ass to get off
>open door
>big fuckin blue unicorn sitting there
>shat on my porch
Heww-
>sees me
>giant fucking tree monster
>runs away
>leaves a trail of diarrhea in its wake
>pints of shit on my porch
>god fucking damnit
>walk over to the daycare
>still in costume
>about 8 PM, so its a little dark
>all of them are in a penned off area
>big blue fuck is talking to all the other ones about me

>>737979480

Blue 4

>It has been a few weeks
>"Chirpy Babies" are now fully functional foals, and I was able to work out genders
>3 boys, 2 girls, all retarded horse creatures
>The red and brown are girls, and the rest are boys
>So far, everything has gone 100% smoothly
>The pure white unifluff hasn't shown any signs of "Smarty Syndrome", so far so good
>Oddly enough, she favors, out of all of them, the brown fluffy as her "bestest baby"
>"Lots of fluffy mothers don't like brown fluffies. What makes your brown one so special to you, Blue?"
>"Dummeh mummahs don wike awicowns o bwon fwuffys, bu Bwoo wub aww babehs, an bwon was fwuff of speciaw fwien!"
>Wow, whoever owns this store that Blue ran from was shit at his job
>Keeping a smarty in the same pen as all the other fluffies, letting a brown fluffy make it with a much more valuable fluffy, killing his own product and letting others escape
>His loss, my gain
>At least he seems to have taught his group of fluffies to love alicorns, considering that Blue isn't as damaged as some of the other alicorns I've seen who've interacted with normal fluffies
>I decided to name the foals with Blue
>Red is "Crimson"
>Brown is "Brownie" (She named her, not me)
>Green is "Yoda"
>I had to tell Blue not to name the blue one "Blue 2", so we settled on "Sky" for him
>And finally, I named the unifluff "Gandalf", due to the sparks that he sometimes shoots out of his horn
>One day, I notice all the foals playing tag while Blue looks on
>"Hey Blue, why aren't you playing tag with your foals?"
>"Bwoo nu can du dat yet. Maybe huwt smaww babehs."
>Well, I guess that stuff about Alicorns being smarter than the average fluffy was true.
>I pat her on the head for good behavior
>After the foals all tire themselves out, I surprise them
>They've gotten just old enough for solid food, and so far, they've only have had kibble and bits of bologna sandwiches
>"Guess what guys? For dinner we're all having... Spaghetti!"
>"Yay! Sketties!" They cheer

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ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE DIAMOND PICKS, YOU'D BETTER JUMP, BETTER SPRINT

>>737979590

Blue 5

>Blue and her children happily chow down on the mediocre store-bought Italian dish, while I looked on, munching on a bologna sandwich
>They're all so goddamned adorable
>Then it occurs to me
>I'm getting a mite to attached to these things
>I mean, I can hardly provide for myself, much less a group of six fluffies for much longer
>I was hoping to just take Blue in for maybe like a week, and then sell her to the first abuser or brony or pet owner or whatever who would bust out at least 200 Washingtons
>Hell, I hardly get paid at all at the 7/11 I work at, and most of the money recently has been sunk into the fluffies
>But at this point, I can't just sell them, can I?
>No, if I'm gonna sell these guys, I'm gonna make sure they have the best God-damned fluffy owners in the state of New York
>So much for quick and easy money I guess, but I have to make sure these guys get at least about or better than what I can offer them
>I don't want them to all rot away in some crazy bronies fap dungeon, or be tortured to death by some batshit insane guy in a shed somewhere
>While I'm taking this all in, I feel a tug on my pant leg
>It's Gandalf
>He puffs his cheeks out
>Oh no
>He stomps his foot on the ground
>Oh god damn it no
>And he declares
>"Gandawf wub daddeh!" And then hugs my sneaker
>Damn it! That's even worse than if he ended up as a smarty, now I feel bad for even considering selling these guys to the first freak to flash me 200 Georges.
>I pick Gandalf up carefully, and give him a soft hug
>Either I'm going to have to make a lot of sacrifices, or I'm going to have to find these guys a new, better home.

>>737978000
A suicidal fluffy is a much more entertaining fluffy!

>>737979634

Blue 6

>Later that day, I took Blue and her children to the local fluffy park to unwind
>"Bwoo nebah been tu pawk befow."
>"Gandawf wanna gu tu pawk! Sown fun!"
>"Yowa wan tu!"
>"An Cwimson!"
>"An Bwonie!"
>"Sky wan pawk!"
>They babble the entire time from the backseat of my shitty old Ford Aspire '95
>When we finally make it to the park, I have to wrestle with Blue for a while to get her into a leash
>"Nuuuu. Bwoo nu wan meanie weash! Weash mean babehs go way!"
>After finally securing her into one, I assure her that her babies aren't going anywhere
>"It's fine Blue, your babies aren't getting taken away, you adorable idiot!"
>So finally, we get into the park, foals on Blues back, and Blue on a leash, when a security guard stops us
>"I'm sorry sir, you can't come in with that thing."
>"What thing?" I asked "Is it my Sex Pistols shirt?"
>"No sir, your apparel is fine, it's your fluffy, she can't come in"
>"Why can Bwoo nu go in pawk? Nee pawk fu babehs! Babehs wuv pawk!"
>A chant of "wan pawk" began from the babies on her back
>"Sir, the other fluffies would react... harshly to her. She is an alicorn after all."
>Shit! How did I forget that most fluffies fucking hate alicorns! I hate how retarded these adorable, disgusting pig hamsters are sometimes.
>"Well, do you have like, an alicorn reserve or something? I promised her and her babies a good time at the park."
>"Sir, we do have, er, a "troublesome" fluffy block of pens, you could put her in there while you play with the other fluffies."
>I looked down at Blue and frowned
>"Blue, do you want to go have fun with other alicorns while your babies stay with me and play with other fluffies like them?"
>"Bwoo nu wan weave babehs! Nu wan!"
>"Gandawf nu goin tu pawk?" Whined Gandalf
>He began to gently cry as the wonderland I promised him and the other fluffies was seemingly ripped away.
>"Bu, bu Bwoo nu wan babehs tu be sad..." She sighed "Bwoo gu way, wet babehs pway in pawk."
>"Thanks Blue"

>>737979660
Hewwo? Mistahs wan see goofbaww did dawk time?

>>737979743

Blue 7

>The security guard took Blue away to a small building built into the wall of the park, and I carried all the fluffies in my arm
>"Whewe mummah goin'?" Asked Yoda
>"She's going somewhere where she can hang out with alicorns and deformed fluffies probably." I responded "She'll be fine."
>"What defowmed mean?" Inquired Brownie
>"I'll tell you all later. Maybe."
>I followed a few signs that led to a large pen marked "Fully grown foals, weeks 3-7"
>I layed the fluffies down to the ground inside the pen, and sat next to the group as they waddled around on the sawdust and thick woodchips
>Three other owners were hanging out with they're fluffies as well, but none of them had any more than 3 fluffies
>They all looked at me, then back at my fluffies, and then back at me again
>A few strange looks, but no skin of my ass, so whatever
>The pen had a few blocks and balls, and even a little play jungle gym for fluffies that looked like a block of cheese, that fluffies would crawl all around in
>So they began to play, Yoda and Brownie playing an incredibly pathetic game of tug-o-war with a string, Gandalf stacking blocks, Crimson absentmindedly running in circles like a moron, and Sky hitting it off with one of the other fluffies, a little Dashiefluffy, owned by a remarkably overweight man
>"Hewwo! Am Sky, yu wook wike teebee pony!"
>I was perplexed as to how Sky knew about what My Little Pony was, as my TV only had basic cable, not including The Hub or whatever it's called now
>"Hewwo Sky, am Dashie! Wan pway baww?"
>"Suwe ting!"
>Well that was cute
>What wasn't cute was the musky man child who was hovering over my back
>"They're real cute aren't they? Do you know your fluffies line? That earthie looks like a fine breeding stud in the making."
>His breath smelled like onions. I despise onions.
>"Piss off man, he's only a kid."
>He scoffed at me, and then said
>"All fluffies are basically kids when you think about it, I'll give about 50 dollars for him."

>>737979788

OH SHIT ITS GOOFBAAAAALLLL! What's up?

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>>737977952
more

>>737979898
Hewwo mistah!!!

>>737979836


Blue 8

>"Piss off, Sky is not for sale!" I responded, absolutely disgusted by this manchilds intention
>"Not to you at least" I added in the back of my mind
>He frowned and shook his head
>"You are a real fucking idiot aren't you? I can tell when a guy is only raising fluffies for monetary gain, and I can see right through you. A hypocrite is what you are. You are going to regret this, just you wait."
>Sky and the Dashie were still playing ball with each other, when the overweight neckbeard scooped his Fluffy up and took her away, much to the dismay of both fluffies
>"Nu daddeh! Nu uppsies, Dashie stiww wan pway baww wit nyu frien Sky!"
>"Dashie, nu! Stiww wan pway!"
>The fat man sneered at both of the fluffies reactions, and leaned right down to Sky
>"Unfortunately, your daddy doesn't want you to play with Dashie anymore, so go cry to him."
>That unbelievable bastard. I stomped towards him, fully intent on kicking his ass from here to Timbuktu.
>He put Dashie down on the outside of the pen, and began motioning towards himself with both arms
>"Come on. Swing at me. Your fluffy is already upset, might as well lose your right to the rest of them for committing assault."
>Instead, I jabbed a finger into his flabby chest, jabbing on each word for emphasis
>"I don't play mind games you fucking piece of shit. You want to play strategy with tiny retarded horses, that's fine, but don't you ever do it with mine. I never want to see your disgusting mug anywhere near my fluffies ever a fucking gain, you understand? Or are you as dense as your fluffy over there?"
>Now, I'm a very frail man, but the bold words seemed to have gotten through to him
>He backed off, and he took his Fluffy elsewhere, to the "free range all fluffies" pen
>Now that the fat moron was gone, it was time to deal with the adorable moron
>Sky was whining and crying over the loss of his new friend
>"Why daddeh nu wan Sky tu haf fun wif baww an Dashie?"

>>737979788
As long as you burned your genitals or something along those lines, I would love to see what Goofball did during "dark-time"

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>>737979943

How are you Goofball? Talk to any alicorns lately?

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>>737979943
Wait, really? I thought people were pulling my leg about this...

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>>737979788
Hello Goofie, did you have any sweepie pictures last night?

>>737979971

Blue 9

>"Sky, that man was lying to you." I sighed
>"Wyin?"
>"Yes, lying. I'm glad you made a new friend, and I wish you could still be playing with her, but that man wanted to take you away."
>"Take way tu pway wif Dashie?"
>I facepalmed. This wasn't going the way I wanted it.
>"No, he wanted to take you away so you could never see me, or your mom, or your brothers and sisters ever again"
>Technically not a lie. It may have not been the fat mans intent, but that would have happened
>"Why meanie Dashie daddeh wan take way fwum famiwy? Sky wub famiwy! Nu wan gu way!"
>"Exactly, Sky." I said, ruffling his little hair fluff gently
>Well that went well and things are looki
>SKREEEEK!
>Ng up. What the hell was that noise?! It sounded like one of those PA systems they use in schools
>Everywhere around me, I heard fearful shitting and crying
>"NU! NU WIKE WOUD NOISE MUNSTAH!" Was the general response from the fluffies
>"God fucking damn it, my ears!" Was the response from the owners
>Even the owners who were children
>Especially the owners who were children
>"Would the owner of one dark blue alicorn with a light blue mane please come to the building for "troublesome fluffies" immediately? It is of urgency!"
>The rest of the voice was obviously a cut in pre-recorded line
>"And enjoy the rest of your day at Fluffyland NYC!"
>Shit! That sounds like Blue! She must be in trouble!
>I booked it as fast as I could

>>737980070
Nu munstahs. Goofbaww ownwy see fwends an stay home. Got enfies fwum Tankaway wast night. Dat wy goofbaww stop tawkin hehehe

>>737980161

Blue 10

>As soon as I came through the doors, I realized I had made an awful mistake
>How could I be such a god-damned moron?
>Rows and rows of tiny kennels, each with one fluffy
>Most much too small for the fluffies
>"Wan out now! Pwease mummah come back!"
>A pillowfluff was screaming his head off, and missing an eye
>"DUMMEH HOOMIN PUT SMAWTIE IN CAGE? NU CAN SCAWE SMAWTIE!"
>Who the fuck owns a smarty?!?
>"DADDEH! PWEASE HEWP BWOO!"
>Ohshitohshitohshit.jpg
>I made like Usain Bolt to where her cries were coming from
>"SHUDDUP DUMMEH MUNSTAH! AM SCAWIN CAGEY HEWD!"
>"Munstah! Sab piwoowfwuff pwease!"
>"Wan die. Wan die. Wan die."
>"Hello, I am Jellenheimer."
>In the middle of a block of cages, was Blue, surrounded by fluffies losing there shit due to her presence
>"Daddeh! Yu came to sab Bwoo fwum meanie fwuffies!"
>She looked a little bruised up, and they're was shit on her face
>"DUMMEH HOOMIN WET GU!"
>I noticed a smarty unifluff struggling in a security guards arms, and a busted cage
>"HAF TU GIB SOWWY POOPIES AN FOWEVHA SWEEPIES TU MUNSTAH!"
>That bastard! He somehow broke out of a cage just to harass my fluffy?
>WHO THE HELL BRINGS A SMARTY TO A FLUFFY PARK?
>wait then again i brought an alicorn
>"God-damned feral smarties, always bringing they're herds to the park, so we have to lock em up." I heard the security guard say
>"Okay, Blue, we are going to get you the hell out of here, but I have to do something first." I reached my finger through the bars and scratched her head
>"Tank yu daddeh, pwease huwwy, nee babehs an wuv. Scawdy meanie fwufffies gif Bwoo big heawt huwties."
>I went up to the security guard, who was busy shoving the smarty into a new cage
>"The smarty. Give him to me."
>"What?"
>"Give me the smarty, and the keys to whatever your euthanasia room is. You have to have one if feral smarties coming in are a frequent problem."
>"Yes, sir. I understand."
>"And watch my alicorn, make sure she is fine while I'm doing this."

>>737979615
The same reason why you and I don't live in a really huge housie and have all the sketties and special friends we want: he was born into a predetermined class and is doomed to stay there for the rest of his life with nothing he can do about it.

>>737980096
Bestest sweepie pictaws. Aways hab bestest aftah enfies.

>>737980234

Blue 11

>It was an extremely dirty backroom, about the size of a large closet
>And the smarty was a pain in my ass the entire short walk
>"Dummeh hoomin! Smawty nee tu gif munstah fowevah sweepies"
>I slammed the cage he was in onto the table in the middle of the room
>The walls had the word "soundproof" on it, and that made this all the sweeter
>"Dummeh hoomin! Thwoin cage NU CAN scaw- EEP!"
>I slammed my fist into the side of the cage
>"You know that none of the other fluffies can hear you right? None of them will be able to hear you scream, you little bastard."
>He turned around in his cage
>"STUPIE HOOMIN! CAN STIWW GIB SOWWY POOPIES!"
>I was barely able to dodge the projectile shit that came out of the disgusting vermin
>I picked up the cage by its handle, and tossed it into a wall
>"SCRREEEEE!"
>SLAM!
>"Dummeh hoomin gif smawtie owies! Smawtie gunna haf tu gib biggest huwties!"
>"Are you fucking retarded!?! Your in a cage! And it's not stopping me from hurting you, only stopping you from hurting me! Your so fucked, you little piece of shit!"
>I began to kick the cage into the wall, each kick rewarded by a very satisfactory cry of pain and threats
>I picked up the cage again, and slammed it back on the table
>"Huuuhuuuhuu! Stupie hoomin gif huwties tu smawty" The verminous shit whined
>I opened its cage, and he hobbled out
>"You have ten seconds to figure a way out of this room, if your such a smart fluffy."
>That lit a spark in him, and he puffed up his cheeks
>"Dummeh hoomin! Smawtie onwy nee five!"
>"10!"
>The smarty bounded to one end of the table
>"Smawtie nu can jump! Nee down!"
>"9!"
>The smarty bounded to the other end of the table
>"Meanie tabwe nu wet smawtie down!"
>"8!"
>The smarty bounded for yet another end of the table, but slipped on filth, falling off
>"OUCHIES! GWOUND IS BIG MEANIE!"
>"7!"
>"STUPIE GWOUND! NEE HEWP OFF TABWE! Howd on, am off tabwe?"
>Holy shit this thing is retarded
>Time to speed things along
>"6 5 4!"
>"EEEK!"

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>>737980234
Random Jellenheimer is random.

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anyone got links to there fav foal stories on the booru

>>737980319

Blue 12

>He scrambled toward the door, both of his back legs broken
>"OWCHIES! WHY WEGS GIF OUCHIES!"
>"3 2!"
>"DUMMEH HOOMIN! SMAWTIE FOUN DOWW! NOW WET OUT TU GIF MUNSTAH FOWEVAH SWEEPIES!"
>"1."
>"BU! BU! NU CAN KIWW SMAWTY! SMAWTY FOUN DOWW!"
>"Never said that if you found a way out, I would let you out, did I?"
>"Wha?"
>CRUNCH!
>The smarty met his end in between the door and my foot.
>I wiped off the gunk on the rim off the table, and opened up the door.
>There I found the security guard
>"Dude, that was brutal"
>"WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!"
>"Un, sir?"
>"YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING MY ALICORN, YOU OAF!"
>"Sir, relax. She's in my break room. She's chowing down on spaghetti as we speak."
>"Oh." I said, deflating like a balloon.
>Sure enough, he led me to his break room, and there she was, feasting on spaghetti
>Oddly enough, she was avoiding eye contact with me
>"D-daddeh nu gonna huwt Bwoo oh babehs wike dat? Pwease?"
>What the shit is she talking about?
>It was then I noticed a large Security TV in the corner of the room, camera view in the euthanasia room.
>Oh. Fuck. Me.

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>>737978722
Yeah i got carried away at times. Thanks for no hard feelings.

Well im going to hit the hay. You anons enjoy yourselves!

>>737980415
Old snowclone is old.

>>737980474

Blue 13

>I slumped into one of the break room chairs, cupped my face into my hands, and let out a sigh
>"Sir, what's the matter? Your fluffy is right here, and she's perfe- Oh. Sorry about that." The fucking retarded Guard apologized
>After what seemed like an eternity of awkward silence and the sound of a terrified fluffy eating spaghetti, I finally spoke up
>"It's... fine." I sighed, picking up Blue in my arms, making her whimper a bit
>"I'm so sorry sir, I really should have known that watching that here with her wou-"
>"It's... fucking... fine."
>With that, he offered me back my leash, which I put on Blue with a lot less trouble than last time, due to her not moving a goddamned bit or even trying to speak up
>And we went off, out of the building to pick up the foals
>That's when I saw 345 pounds of manchild scooping up MY foals!
>Blue's foals!
>"HEY YOU!" I shouted, running as fast as I could, tucking Blue back into my arms
>"Oh shit." Whimpered the obese man
>"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THOSE FOALS, YOU DUMBASS!"
>He scooped the last of the foals into a cage, and started hobbling as fast as he could in the other direction
>"FUCKER!" I cried, running after him
>Blue finally spoke up
>"NUUUU! NUU WAN BABEHS GU WAY! NU AGAIN!"
>I chased him all the way to the parking lot, where he was stopped by yet another guard
>He stopped right where he was, but I sure as hell didn't
>WHAM!
>I kneed him right in the asshole
>"FUCK!" He cried, dropping the cage
>"SHIT!" I screamed, watching the cage fall
>"NUUUU!" Wailed Blue, as the cage hit the ground
>"I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit." Mumbled the new guard, clearly alread fed up with this.
>"OWIES!" Came numerous voices from the cage
>I put Blue down on the sidewalk, and grabbed the cage from the ground before the fat man could react
>"FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU ASSAULTED ME!" He accused
>"FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU STOPPED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AFTER STEALING MY FOALS!" I responded

>>737980260
Hey Goofball, how do you react to images like these?>>>>737980331
>>737980470
>>737980545

>>737980568

Blue 14

>"SHUT THE FUCK UP! BOTH OF YOU!" Erupted the guard, clearly already done with this shit
>"I NEVER WANT TO SEE EITHER OF YOUR ASSES BACK AT THIS PARK EVER AGAIN, OR I'M CALLIN THE COPS! NOW FUCK OFF!"
>The oversized Mountain Dew addict budged first, hatred in his eyes, his Dashie snug in between his arm and his man boob, seemingly frozen in terror
>I sneered at him as he wobbled away into his shitty beat up Oldsmobile Firenza
>"You gotta leave to fucko." Reminded the security guard
>"With fucking pleasure."
>I looked into the cage of foals, and they all seemed all right
>"Tank yu fu sabin us daddeh!" Said Yoda
>I tucked the cage under one arm, and Blue's leash in the other, we headed toward the car
>I put Blue in the backseat on her own so she could "cool down" before she got anymore excitement
>And I put the cage of fluffies down in shotgun, so they could also cool down
>However, as I was starting the car, I heard Gandalf speak up
>"Daddeh..." He whimpered
>"Yes, Gandalf?"
>"Sky... Sky es nu hewe."
>"What?"
>"SKY NU HEWE!"
>"NUUUUU! BABEH GU WAY!" Screamed Blue
>"THAT FUCKING SON OF A GOD DAMNED BITCH!" I roared to the heavens, backing out as fast as I could, speeding after the fucker who took Sky
>"DONT WORRY BLUE! THIS FUCKER AINT GETTING AWAY FROM ME!"
>And he didn't, because soon we ran into classic NYC traffic
>Which is to say, an insurmountable traffic jam
>"Time to get us a fluffynapper!"

>>737980680

Blue 15

>I parked the car, as it was clear traffic wasn't going anywhere due to a huge protest against some dumb shit clogging up the road
>I took a few sharp breaths to compose myself, before saying "Be right back" in the sweetest and most cheerful voice I could muster
>I get out of the car, and march towards the neckbeards car, license plate reading "PNYLUVER"
>He slowly rolls down the window
>"D-do we sti-still have a problem?" He asked, triying to keep it cool, but obviously freaking the fuck out
>"No, we don't! But you do have something of mine!" I responded
>"W-w-what do you mean, hehe?"
>"I mean, YOU TOOK MY FUCKING FLUFFY!"
>"Eeep!" Cried the brony and his Dashie at the same time
>"I have a-absolutely no I-idea what your ta-tal-talking about..."
>"Oh yes, you do! You know exactly what I'm talking about! Now give Sky back to me, and this will all be over!"
>"S-Sky? I d-d-dont have him!"
>"Wat mean daddeh nu haf Sky? Yu haf 'im in backie seat, say Dashie gunna be mummah!"
>I grinned as the Dashie sold out her owner
>"D-damn it. I c-can't get away with this can I?"
>"Nope! This traffic isn't moving anytime soon, and I have your license plate! So give me back my fluffy!"
>He reached into the backseat, and produced Sky, obviously drugged with some sort of fluffy love drug. Sickening.
>"Sky...Sky am weady.. fu... speciaw huggies..."
>I snatched him away from the fat mans hand, and spit in the bronies face, then sprinted back to my car, locking the doors
>Fantastic! What was a disastrous trip to the park, and only an attempted kid napping, a drugging, and a traumatic event! Hurray!
>I placed Sky onto his mothers back
>"Daddeh... sab babeh? Nu huwt Bwoo? Nu... huwt babeh Sky?"
>I smiled back at her
>Then Sky started dry humping her back
>"Enf enf enf."
>"Alright, none of that!" I said as I removed Sky from Blues back and placed him on my leg
>"God I hope he snaps out of this soon. I really don't want in-breeding retarded horses."

>>737980665
Umm....fiwst wan nu nice....feew saddies fow numah du....and hope mummah is gud du babbehs in tree....

>>737980794

Blue 16

>"What a day." I sighed, opening up the door to my apartment
>"Bwoo wike housie." Blue said, the first thing she had said to me since I took her extremely horny child off of her back. So yeah, I think she might be a tad bit scared of me since she saw that brutal smarty execution
>I put the cage full of fluffies down on the ground in my living room, one of the three rooms in my apartment, and opened the door.
>Out came four very tired foals, all immediately bee-lining for the litter-box
>Blue taught them well
>I looked at Sky in my hand, as I had been holding onto him the whole trip back to ensure he didn't screw anything
>He was now dry humping my hand, great
>"Enf enf... Wan pwetty Dashie mawe..."
>Great. Whatever sick drug that the manchild used on him still is effecting him, and he imprinted on the Dashie for a mate.
>Fan-fucking-tastic. When all the other fluffies are done shitting, they all meet up at the bowls where I feed them
>I put Sky down into the litterbox, where he immediately snaps out of his trance, let's out all of the shit and piss in him, and then immediately goes back into the trance
>Yay, now I get to feed them. Kibble for them because I'm much to tired to give them spaghetti to make up for a shit day at the park
>Some of the liquor that I snuck out of the 7/11 I work at for me, to forget the shit day at the park.
>The rest of the night is a blur, and I go through the motions, putting the foals back into they're cage and getting Blue to sleep on top of her pillow.
>I put Sky in the sorry box for the night, but he doesn't care, now trying to fuck the ground
>"Enf enf enf... why nu gud feews?"
>I pass out on my shitty couch for the night

>>737979491
An den, big twee munstah open doow, an den smawty gabe him sowwy poopsies!
>smarty detected
>Green pegasus steps up to him
Dat nu am twue! Twee munstahs no weaw!
>smarty hits it across the face
SHADDAP STOOPY! IS WEAW
>greenie runs to corner
>chick watching over them gives no fucks, currently on her phone
>got an idea
>scratch tree
>blue dude looks over
>gonna call him "Waffle"
>wave at waffle
>absolutely looses his shit
>runs over to the same corner the greenie did
>starts whimpering
MEANIE SCAWIE MUNSTAH!
>hide behind big fuckin tree
>horns poke out
>fluffies too dumb to notice
>chick rushes over to waffle
>thinks she's the monster
>tries to shit on her
>walk back to my shitty home
>this is gonna be fucking marvelous

>>737980906

Blue 17

>I stumble aimlessly through the dark, shuffling and ambling to nowhere in particular, like a zombie
>"DADDEH! PWEASE SAB BWOO! MUNSTAHS COMIN TU GE ME!"
>I try to run towards the sound of her voice, but each step slows me down
>I try to cry out to her, but I am silent
>"DADDEH PWEASE!" She cries out again "BWOO GETTIN BIGGEST OWCHIES!"
>I finally get to her, a spotlight around her to differentiate her from the dark
>"Why daddeh nu sab Bwoo?"
>She turns around to face me, and I see she had a number done on her
>Her horn has been ripped off and jammed into her right eye
>Her wings bit off
>Her legs all broken, bending in unnatural ways
>Her fur has patches ripped off
>"Bwoo nu wuv scawy daddeh."
>I finally am able to choke the words out
>"Who... who did this to you?"
>"I did."
>I see a mirror image of myself step out of the darkness, wearing the smarty from the parks head as a hat
>"NOOOOOOO!" I cried, sinking into the ground as if it was quicksand
>I am surrounded by darkness
>I see a Dashie fluffy
>"WAN PWAY!" I hear from behind me
>I see all the foals run at the Dashie to play
>The Dashie illuminates to reveal a long barb, attached to the huge head of the manchild
>He swallows all around me
>"GAH!" I awake with a start, breathing heavily
>"Oooooh my fuckin head" I groan, hangover setting in
>Everything is fine in the real world
>Everything... is... ZZZZZ.
>Only more nightmares await me

Please read this fluffy story I found the other day. Believe me, it's worth it.
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/4431

>>737980984

Blue 18

>Be Bwoo
>Am pwetty awicown mawe, and mummah uf bestest babehs evah!
>Bwoo was aww awone aftuh bwave smawty hewp Bwoo an Speciaw Fwien, Smow wun way fwum meanie fwuffy stow!
>Bu smawty fwien an Smowe git fowevah sweepies wif stompie huwties by meanie ol daddeh, who awa- aways t-take BABEHS WAY! BUUUHUUHUU!
>Bwoo nu wan babehs gu way! Nu wan Smowe tu take fowevah sweepies!
>Bwoo aww awone, an was soon mummah wif biggest heawt huwties!
>Bwuu haf biggest poopie huwties, by den, babehs!
>Bwoo wub babehs!
>Bu, bu, Bwoo nu haf nummies tu make miwkies fu babehs! Babehs gun stawve! Buhuuuuhuuu!
>Bu den, Bwoo had thinkie!
>Bwoo nee fin nummies by tawkin tu niceh mistuhs an wadies!
>An den Bwoo fin Awwon! Aww in bes daddeh eva!
>Bu, now Awwon be a wittwe scawy, gif fowevah sweepies tu smawty.
>Smawty was bein meanie... bu...
>Bu den meanie munstah twy steaw babehs!
>NU WAN BABEHS GU WAY!
>Bu Awwon sab babehs!
>Bu stiww a wittwe scawy.
>Bwoo nu undahstan why Sky has tu sweep in sowwy boxie....
>Daddeh Awwon say sometin bout "dwuggies" an "pewvets".
>Bwoo nu undahstan. Bwoo tiwed.
>Bwoo... nee... sweepies....
>ZZZZZ

>>737980260
Please, describe these sleepy pictures, if you can.

>>737981104

Blue 19

>Bwoo am back in meanie stow? NU WAN MEANIE STOW! WAN DADDEH AWWON AN BABBEHS!
>Bu-bu, Smowe es hewe? An Smawtie? An owd hewd fwum stow?
>Was Awwon an Babehs jus Sweepie Pway?
>Dat gif smaww heawt huwties, bu nu su bad now dat speciaw fwien Smowe is hewe again.
>Wub Smowe!
>Gif huggies to Smowe an awmost huggie tu hawd, awmost gif huwties
>"Smowe! Bwoo wub Smowe!"
>"Smowe wub Bwoo tu! Bu why Bwoo be su stawnge?"
>"Bwoo haf baddie night pway whewe Smowe an Smawtie fwien an awmost whowe hewd twy wun way bu get fowevah sweepies! Bwoo aww awone, biggest heawt huwties.... Buuuuuhuuuuhuuu! Wub Smowe suuuuuu much!"
>"Smowe nu fowevah sweepies. Wiww awawys pwotect Bwoo, Bwoo nebah haf fowevah sweepies."
>"Tank yu Smowe. I wub yu."
>Ruuuuummmmmbllleee...
>"EEEK! SCAWY NOISE!"
>Smowe step in fwont of Bwoo wike an hewo
>"Smowe pwotect Bwoo! Munstah nu huwt Bwoo!"
>Big munstah come out of gwoun!
>It make big scawy noise, wike yawnin, bu wouder!
>"GU WAY MUNSTAH, WEAVE BWOO AWONE! SMOWE AWAYS PWOTE- EEP!"
>Big shadow munstah gwab Smowe! Nuuuuu!
>"Pwease nu huwt Smowe! Wub Snowe!" I cwy
>Big meanie munstah nu wisten! Munstah thwow Smowe into doow, gif big huwties!
>"Owchies! Pwease nu gif Smowe fowevah sweepies! Nee tu pwote- AACH!"
>SCAWY MUNSTAH GIF SMOWE STOMPIE FOWEVAH SWEEPIES! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>"BLUUUUUE!" It woaws!
>"BLUUUUUUUUUUEEEE! BLUE!"

>Be Aaron Anonson, hungover fluffy owner
>"Bluuuueee, wake up. It's breakfast time." I prod at my fluffy with playful little pokes
>"EEEEEKKKK! NU GIF BWOO HUWTIES!" She awakens with a start
>"MUMMAH! WAS WONG?!?!" Is the cry from all the foals she just woke up
>Geez. Didn't think I poked her that hard.
>"C'mon Blue, I made you some egg kibble. I had to spend most of my last paycheck on it."
>"O-otay, daddeh..." She whimpers
>She gently cries as she eats
>Poor thing. But I have to go to work for the day, so I'll have to set up they're "safe room", and hope they'll all be alright.

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>>737981215

Blue 20

>The fluffies babble and play around the apartment as I set up "The Safe Room"
>Really, all I'm doing is putting all of they're toys, the litterbox, and some reserve emergency food in a corner, that I'll fence off with one of those baby pens.
>"Sky... Sky neeeeeeee pwetty mawe... nee Dashie fu babehs..."
>Sky is the only foal not playing with the others
>He is still in a trance, and he is once again in the sorry box
>Gandalf tears away from the others and comes over to me
>"Why Sky nu pway wif bwuddas an sistahs an mummah? Why Sky in sowwy box?" He asks
>How do you explain an attempted drug fueled date rape into breeding slavery for life to a fluffy?
>"Gandalf, Sky is... erm... sick. He needs help that only I can get him."
>"Sickies? Den why in sowwy box? Huggies make evewytin bettah! Nee gif huggies tu Sky wite now, make meanie sickies gu way!"
>I crouch down and pet the little guy a little
>"I wish it worked that way, but he is a special kind of sick. He's... er... Brain sick, that's right! Brain sick."
>"Sky am dewpie?"
>"No, he doesn't have The Derp, he's a secret kind of sick that only smart daddies know about."
>"Oh."
>Satisfied with this answer, Gandalf goes back to the rest of the herd, just in time for me to finish up work on they're "safe room".
>"Alright fluffies! You know the drill, I gotta go to work."

>>737981108
Goofbaww wif Tankaway, Biwwy, an Citwus....su manneh buddyfwys an...an....skettis! Tankaway an Citwus enf wif goofbaww in skettis! Den goofbaww an Biwwy westle wike Mistah Nu Can See an Danny Bywon!

>>737981312

Blue 21

>The fluffies (all except for Sky) march in to the "safe room", and immediately look up at me
>"Alright guys, you know the drill. Poop and Pee outside of the litter box is bad and will result in the sorry stick."
>A very faint cry of "Nuuuuuu" from Brownie, as she accidentally peed outside of the litterbox a few days ago and got the sorry stick
>"You are not to try to find a way out of the pen, and you must listen to your mom, okay?"
>"Otay daddeh." A drone from all the foals, except Sky
>"Enf.... Enf.... Ne... gud feews..." Sky mutters as he humps the floor of the sorry box again
>I shut the pen and lock it, if it's childproof, you can bet your ass it's fluffyproof
>I look directly at Blue, and notice her shivering a bit
>"Blue?"
>"Y-Yes daddeh?" She whimpers
>"Watch your foals and make sure they behave, all right?"
>"Y-yes daddeh. Bwoo aways wub an teach babehs. Can haf Sky now?"
>I sigh. I know she won't like this.
>"Blue, I have to take Sky."
>"NUUUUUUUU!" She completely breaks her fear of me, tossing herself right at the pen gate "PWEASE NU TAKE SKY WAY FWUM BWOO! BWOO WUV SKY AN SKY WUV BWOO! PWEASE DADDEH! NU ADOWPTION! NU ADOWPTION!"
>I cringe, and put on my most comforting voice
>"I need to take Sky with me to work and then the doctors. He's sick, and only I can get him fixed, okay? He'll be back."
>Blue just stares at me hopelessly
>I grab the sorry box by the handle and move to leave the apartment when I hear something that shatters my heart
>As I move out of the doorway all I can hear is Blue
>"Huuuhuuuhuu.... Bwoo thought Awwon was nice daddeh, nebah take babehs way."
>I choke a bit, and close the door behind me
>Time to go to work. With a very horny mentally disabled miniature horse.
>The guys are going to have a field day.

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>>737981015
>hey lawrence! what's FAP?
>FLUFFY ANUS PUNCHERS

>>737981335

Wait... You a fan of wrestling goofball? What are your thoughts on "The Big Hog" James Ellsworth?

>>737981524
Um.... goofbaww nu nu dat weswah mistah.

>>737981413

That's all I got at the moment. Please keep Thread alive while I write.

>>737981617
Otay, mistah! Goofbaww answah aww mistahs wiwe you wite moa bwoo!

>>737981335
I wish my sleepy pictures were that fun.

Has your daddy showed you any Nickelodean stuff yet?

>>737981723
Have you ever accidentally clicked one of those moving images at the top and bottom of the site, Goofy?

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>>737981617
Hell of a roller coaster so far. A few typos here and there but otherwise quality.

>>737981724
Daddeh wowk today. Aww daddeh wan do was pet goofbaww an sweep. Daddeh aways wan sweep....he fowget goofbaww need huggies sometime....makes goofbaww saddie. Goofbaww teww daddeh dis, he pwomise du do beddah.

>>737981862
Nu. Ownwy tawk an cwiwk sendy cwiwky.

>>737981901
That is kinda sad. Does your daddy work a long time?

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>>737982127

>>737982101
Daddeh wowk fwum sunny upsies du awmost dawk time.

>>737982250
Where does he work? Does it suck?

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Magic edition, you say?

>>737982250
What does your daddy do at work?

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>>737982281

>>737982400
piss off robofag

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>>737982402

>>737982338
>>737982382
Goofbaww nu nu. Daddeh pway wif cwiwky teebee awot do. Hooman fwend Dug say daddeh gud wif dem.

>>737980941
>the daycare is in a forest for whatever damn reason
>owners are idiots
>next night
>got back on the signature piece
>added horns, made the claws longer, etc
>going for maximum fucking scare factor
>as maximum you can get with a fluffy, anyhow
>they let the fluffies out to play again
>same chick as before
>just staring down on her phone, doing fuck all
>blue near a big tree, relieving himself
>pretty closeby to the chick watching over them
>do same shit as yesterday
>scratch trees, stomp, try and get his attention
>he sees me
>his anus hose goes from fine stream to full blast
>gets all over her
>she screeches, her clothes now lined with shit
YOU FUCKER! DAMNIT THESE JEANS WERE EXPENSIVE!
>storms off indoors
>fluffies watch as waffle runs around, convinced there's a monster here
>have to take of the mask and crouch down to hide
>hits his head on a tree
>right next to me
>fucking perfect
>poke it with the big nail
>waffle goes to mach speed
>rams through two fluffies in his path
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MUNSTAH! SCREE! NU WAN FOWEVA SWEEPIES!
>chick comes back
>all her clothes are brown
>doesnt smell like shit though
>amazed as I am a fluffy can go so fast
>grabs waffle narrowly
>waffle convinced she's a monster too
>shits on her some more
>kek

>>737982507
kek

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>>737982591
Siwwy hooman....fwuffy nu nummies....

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>>737980260
What kind of a fluffy are you?

>>737982745
says who?

>>737982555
Maybe he could take a vacation every once in a while, to spend more time with you.

>>737982795
Goofbaww am earf fwuffy wif pwuple fwuff an gween scwuff. Am big, stwong, an fast!

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>>737982869
Say goofbaww. An daddeh. An fwuffy teebee.

>>737982885
Vacahun? Wut vacshun?

>>737982507
That is a much different take on an enfie baby than what I'm used to.
>>737982804
At least she's not eating her foals.

>>737982942
Wy hooman do dat?

>>737983058
Yeah. Strange turn of events.

>>737982970
Goofbaww dummeh fwuffy. Nu kno fwuffy nummies fow many munstas.

Spwite kno. Spwite see some poopies...

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>>737983081
because fluffies were cold

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>>737983064
What a mean way to treat a soon mummah

>>737983046
It's where he takes a few days off from work.

>>737983148
Spwite? Yu fwuffy? Wike goofbaww?

>>737983151
Gif huggies foa cowd. Nu hwuties.

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>>737983202
abortion is the best thing for soon mummas

>>737983207
Oh! Dat swond gud du goofbaww. Wiww teww daddeh!

>>737983262
I wanna hold him....poor guy.

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>>737983294
but fluffies are for hurties

>>737981723
Alright Goofball, what has scared you the most?

>>737983358
Mummahs haf babbehs. Goofbaww gib mawes wots a stwong babbehs.

>>737983445
Ohhhhhhh.....goofbaww no nao....yu meanie dummeh daddeh teww goofbaww bout.

>>737983465
Goofball, you do know what an abortion is, right?

>>737983259
Spwite nu wike Goofbaww. Spwite hab nu daddeh. Spwite wive at "petting zoo"...ow so hooman say. Spwite good fwuffy an' get "tabwet" tonight.

>>737983455
Goofbaww spend howe dawk time is sowwy box once....was scawy!

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>>737983465
not if i take goofballs wumps

>>737983557
Daddeh gib yu tabwet du? Spwite must had nice daddeh du!

>>737981413

Blue 22

>The 7/11 ain't far from my apartment, no point in driving, might as well walk
>The walk is busy as it always is. Tons of people everywhere
>Finally get to work, and my co-worker Tom is already behind the counter
>He is also already stoned off of his ass
>"Hey maaaan. What's in the crate?"
>"One of the little guys." I answer
>I put the sorry box on the counter, and Tom looks right in.
>"Uuuuh. Dude? Is that little dude alright? He seems... Out of it."
>"I don't know honestly. Some fatass brony POS kidnapped him and then drugged him. He's in some sort of weird fuck-crazy trance."
>Sky begins to demonstrate exactly what's up with him by once again humping the floor of the sorry box
>"Enf... Enf... nee pwetty mawe... nee speciaw huggies..."
>Tom is now laughing his ass off
>"Dude! You raised a little horn dog! *Cough!"
>I glare at him
>"Oh... Right. He, uh... Was drugged. Your probably not a fan of that, are you?"
>"No."
>"Sorry dude... It is pretty funny though.. *Cough*!"
>The day is slow, with surprisingly little business
>Sky is mewling about "Nee Speciaw Huggies" and "Wan pwetty mawe" the whole time
>Halfway till the day though, and I notice a very, very familiar face enter the store
>Him.
>I could smell the onions from a mile away.
>He doesn't notice me as he picks out his junk food, Dashie on a leash behind him
>This is gonna be a nightmare

>>737983581
what for?

>>737983612
Nu can do dat. Dey foa mawes an yu wive in teebee.

>>737983557
Good fluffies treat all fluffies like friends. Do you know what happens to bad fluffies?

Any wherre fluffies are mean to other fluffies?

>>737983556
Wewe meanie muatahs take away babbehs before dey weady.

>>737983656
Small world eh?

>>737983556
no
my feeble mind is to spongy to comprehend such concepts for i am just a mere mess of genetic code

>>737983683
Twied du gif mawe speschul huggies wifout daddeh sayin so.

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>>737983699
but i can come out of the tv when its dawk time an take your wumps

>>737976233
how do I summon a succubus?

>>737983832
Do you ever keep any of your babies?

>>737983832
Goofball, what you did there is rape. Rape is very, very bad, and bad fluffies get the sorry stick. Now where did I put it?

>>737983640
Nu. Nu daddeh. Onwy nice mistuh hewe. Spwite never hab hooman daddeh or mummah.

Spwite hab nice "kennew" where Spwite safe duwing dawk time. Is comfy.

>>737983705
*sigh* Spwite am DIFFIWENT fwom Goofbaww...Goofbaww seem wike nice enough fwuffy.

>>737983937
in a way

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>>737983656
Here's hoping a robber comes in, takes the fluffy because "I could get more money from this thing than any amount I'd get from the cash register" or "I wanna fuck that tight little special-needs-equine pussy," neckbeard gets shot trying to be an hero, MC sticks his finger in the wound and twists for the keks, and nothing of value gets lost.

>>737983901
Daddeh say dat nu possibaw. Meanie awedy twy dat.

>>737983980
Different how? What's your type?

>>737983948
Goofbaww nu see babbehs. Mawes hab dem den goofbaww nu nu wha happen during dem. Daddeh say dey go do make oddah hoomans happeh. Dis make goofbaww happeh.

>>737984047
thats because your daddy is scared ill take his wumps to

>>737982568
>three days afterwards
>they stopped letting them roam around
>heard someones fluffy got eaten
>amazed this hasnt happened sooner
>show up to the penned open area
>waffle hiding in a corner
>hear two supervisors talking
"Yeah,apparently the guy shat all over karen, and started runnin' around hitting other fluffies"
"Thought it saw a monster or something?"
"Yeah, owner seems to not care though"
>seem to busy to care about the fluffies
>two are fucking, one is hitting a brown one and another just took a shit
>waffle still in a corner
>looks scared as all hell
>can faintly hear him muttering about "munstah"
>one of the supervisors leave, other one just stares at the fluffies
>cant risk being caught
>waitfuck
>notice a door is open towards the front
>this is my chance
>sneak in
>hard with giant fucking horns
>hit my head on the door frame
>see some beds with names scribbled on them
>see big blue bed, looks better than all the others
>mainly because it doesnt have shit in it
>shred.jpg

>>737983963
Nu, mawe wan enfies, daddeh nu wan goofbaww gib enfies.

>>737984047
how do you type with your speech impediment? like, why do you type words like you would say them instead of typing them normally?

>>737983980
Dat soun gud! Goofbaww in goofbaww safie woom in nestie bed.

>>737984210
Ebewan, dis mistah cwazy....

>>737984198
Maybe if you're lonely, you could ask your dad to keep a couple babies.

>>737984276
Goofbaww tawk into tawkie stick.

>>737984392
No, that "mistah" is very correct. He took my wumps one time.

>>737984432
Goofbaww ask befow. Daddeh say babbehs make hoomans happeh. An goofbaww nu wan hoomans haf saddies.