Hunger Games Thread: Comeback Edition
First 48 get to compete, 3 Tribute maximum limit, No dupes.
Fear the Neard
B1 Battle Droid
Serbia
Jeff Gordon
General Grievous
4th reich
kek
SSB Kazugeta
Mongol Empire
Megumin
Angry papa
Gaston
Geekdom101
Vriska Serket
Reichtangle
Succubus Sidekick
Nui
>>737973155
Hartmann
>lewd poster out ree
Emotionless Passion OTH
crumbcake
Green Mario
Gook destroyer
Jack Frost
Sakura
Chance the Rapper
Red Luigi
FOX News
kill me
Pucci
Ying
egg
Hitler
Undefined
Illegal Person
Trap Maid
The World
Destoroyah
Leader of Communist China
wojak
Green Mario's cousin
Mr. Krabs
Genie
Papa emeritus
Megoruffy Nigga
Wheels
Aldo
Audrey II
Vanilla Ice
Hitchcock
Johnathan Wick
Howard the Duck
>>737973227
CAN YOU SMELL
Fidget Spinner
Our Lord
>>737973602
All my Pepes are on dis guy
>>737973824
WHAT THE ANDREW
tachanka
Op?
Brash Network, the world's leader in HG coverage presents: Speedworld!
Today, live from Atlanta Motor Speedway near Hampton, Georgia it's the Hooters "Comeback" 500!
A beautiful day here and the crowd is anticipating perhaps the biggest game in Neard's hosting history, at least in the modern era.
There are fans rooting for their favorite tributes as for the first time in 7 months, I'll be hosting a game.
Also, stay put for an exciting announcement at the end of the game!
So how about we get this thing rolling?
>>737974138
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGG
>>737973155
Hurry up fggt
>>737974494
Nice.
>>737974494
Neard you're killing me
>>737974494
Coco buter kises I gt spidrs in mi britches
>>737974494
Did you cut & paste taht?
>>737974494
Nice capture
We good now?
>>737974494
lette go before Joe Buck ruins this game
>>737974900
Seems fine, except not enough dead tributes
>>737974900
Looking good
>>737974900
Can we fuckin start?
Well then, we're off!
Fox News is taken
Chance has mad skills
Hartmann gets 360 slam dunked
>>737975168
Great job fake news
>>737975168
Fuckin comunist wheels is gonna rekt ur ass
>>737975168
I got the juice
What else can I say?
Gaston run up on a nigga
And he gon pay
DAY 1
Audrey gets molested
People are sick of Jeff Gordon winning
Hartmann has great aim.
Sakura gives no fucks.
>>737975168
Oh get the fuck out
>>737975425
Why...?
>>737975425
Damn commie
>>737975425
>>737975524
Because a game of knife toss went very fucking poorly
>>737975616
or very well
> perspective
>>737975425
>A plant gets molested by an egg
NIGHT 1
Was Egg cooked over easy, or well done? Scrambled? You decide!
Be afraid of Jeff, be very, VERY afraid.
Breaking news: Chance the rapper is a grandma
The Leader of Communist China is the master of Catan
>>737975425
How dare that pice o shit to talk like that about me moma
>>737975754
HELLA JEFF
>>737975754
Oh I'm liking this already
>inb4 hurr durr mp40
>>737975754
Helllo you STINKY NUI
>>737975754
I don't even know what a Star Punch is, but take that!
DAY 2
Audrey feels like its 2008
Succubus Sidekick has a creepy Wojak shrine
The Battle Droid sees something no man should ever have to see
Hartmann wants to be Snake
>>737975994
Nui is no stinky
NIGHT 2
The DNA tests are in, Dora is the father!
Kill Me does not get killed
Angry Papa releases a [REDACTED]
Gordon was too dangerous to be left alive
Grievous is right in the middle of a star wars movie.
Reichtangle and Emeritus fuck up, now nobody wins.
>>737976396
Dead again. This seems to happen to me alot.
>>737976396
Dora's 6, the Genie is a billion years old. Makes sense.
DAY 3
Can you smell what Kazugeta is cooking?
Audrey is fucking hacking. My dad who runs Xbox is going to ban them!
Red Luigi is a creep
>>737976551
Dora is 6 forever. She's immortal. She has always existed, and always will.
>>737976711
Where the resources at tho?
>>737976711
Audrey's a mean green mother from outer space and she's using fucking hax
>>737976711
How does Pucci fail a Quick Time Event
NIGHT 3
Reichtangle uses the power of the CD-i to defeat his enemies.
I mean, there's more than one battle droid out there.
Jack, how the fuck do you do that.
>>737976711
Gonna burn real good
>>737977002
Fuck leopards
DAY 4
Crumbcake is the Father!
Dora gets fucking vaporized, how's that for exploring.
Hartmann gets some really creepy fanmail from neckbeards and weebs on the internet.
Punching Rhinos is the new trend, endangered species my ass.
>>737977304
f Dora
>>737977002
Damn Jack, we should've stuck together
>>737977304
>>737977304
>sluts talking shit about a feared general's mum
NIGHT 4
Kazugeta fucks up a raptor. Lead role in Jurassic Park when?
Battle Droid thinks this will help him get the ladies. I mean, it worked in the commercials, it has to be true!
Fun snowball fights! In the middle of the summer! In Atlanta!
>>737977648
Wouldn't be the first
DAY 5
SO MUCH SCREAMING
Sakura is the next to be blessed with the power of the CD-i
Hartmann must have caught something from one of those notes, who knows what those neckbeards rubbed on there. Snot, semen, anthrax, could be anything.
>>737977921
Likely semen, knowing them.
NIGHT 5
Mr Krabs: *Teleports behind you* "Pff,,,,, nothing,,,,,,,, personnel,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, kid,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"
Green Mario is cool as fuck.
Destoroyah wishes he had the CD-i power.
>>737978277
Okay maybe she is stinky
Nui has super bad luck with animals.
THE FEAST!
Destoroyah wants to break free, he wants to break freeeeeeeeeeee.
A frozen lake claims it's victim.
Audrey uses the power of crying to defeat their enemies.
Grievous is a fucking hacker.
Secret turrets!
>>737978277
rip green mario
>>737978584
it hurts
>>737978584
I'm surprised I returned with a game going on
I think I will go with Undefined
DAY 6
Audrey is the master of scrabble.
Can you smell it
CAN YOU SMELL IT?!
ARENA EVENT!
The remaining tributes head out for a fun night at the Skrillex concert!
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT
THE
ANDREW
IS
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
NIGHT 6
Lame.
DAY 7
Down to the final four! Place your bets folks!
>>737979232
Undefined also audrey's just being a cheeky asshole
>>737979232
Audrey 2 got this
DAY 8
Skipped a boring day.
Undefined wants to be in GTA instead of the Hunger Games.
Tridents are very dangerous kids, never play with them! I guess that's what you get for kicking sand.
>>737979402
shit. i guess I gotta go for GMC
DAY 9
Skipped another boring night.
She really likes that weapon doesn't she?
>>737979565
Fuck! Twice in a row. I gotta go with Undefined then
The winner is in!
Who's it gonna be, send jinxes and votes now!
>Nui
>Undefined
Nui, the slut
>>737979729
Rooting for Nui
Undefined 100%
NIGHT 9
You fucking idiot.
Your winner, Nui!
Stick around for the placements and announcement!
>>737979996
Who knows, it could have taken him to an Island of gold in his mind before pulling it
>>737979381
>>737979545
>>737979650
>>737979996
i should really stop
>>737979996
I AM ERROR.
>>737980057
Wew
>>737979996
What a way to go
A win by teleportation.
Thanks for hosting, OP.
>>737979996
That actually made sense
Thanks for hosting
FINAL STANDINGS AND PLACEMENTS
Thank you for playing everyone!
For the announcement, I'd like to announce the beginning and revival of the Neard Cup!
Neard Cup II will begin on Friday, and go until the end of the month.
Here are the details about the format.
>Points system will remain mostly the same
>Points will be reset and a new champion crowned every month
>Games will be on Mondays and Fridays, unless I cant make it
See you all there!
>>737980089
You tried. But it never worked.
>>737979996
Thanks for hosting OP
>>737980555
What does this mean? going to host these same tributes for a month?
>>737980555
Ah awesome, the return of the Neard Cup. I hope i win it again!
>>737980089
>>737980555
He should root for the one he wants to lose
>>737980752
Nope, tributes will rotate every game like a normal game, but those looking to win the championship should post the same tributes most games.
>>737980869
Oh i see, the one who wins the most sims actually wins.
>>737980555
Cup? That sounds fun, thanks for that
>>737981107
Or the one who finishes highest the most.
>>737981141
I ran Neard Cup I back in December, people liked it, so hopefully this will go even better.
Thanks for hosting
This was a fun thread.
What time does it host?
>>737982375
just be on the thread around this time, maybe an hour or two earlier
im just guessing
Coming soon
>>737983117
This guy is right
Bump?
>>737985066
ded son
Time for a new Hunger Games Thread
>>737986319
you hosting?
>>737986580
he might just be eager for more
>>737986580
Have to have it set up first
bumping for anon
>>737987608
God bless.