H-how are you today Anonymous? Feeling d-down? Alone? Hopeless?

hi -cc

>>737965072
Talk about your dad you dumb weebo cunt

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>>737965172
S-sorry, can't be a weeb <4 I'm Japanese <4

>>737965123
Hey t-there darling <4 How are y-you today?

life is shit no modivation to do anything

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>>737965356
*wraps her arms around you and rests her head on your shoulder* C-can you go into more detail, m-my love?

>>737965072
Hooray!

>>737965280
Good! Still feeling excited yet apprehensive about starting work next week, but it's all fine~

How are you? We're talking on steam but I don't like to bother you there while you're threading <4

I once got really drunk and puked on myself while partying with friends.
Still feel bad about it :(

>>737965072
Will there be twitch streaming today?

How are you today Alice?

Good evening Alice, what kind of tea have we got tonight?
I just had some green tea

>>737965452
never get anything done never advance always browsing this website

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>>737965597
I c-can't complain, though I sneezed s-so hard I think I cracked a rib. It h-hurts.

Why the stutter in your voice?

>>737965633
Man I get drunk and throw up in sinks. A couple of chicks walked in and I am still trying to act cool whilst throwing up trying to get their numbers.

>>737965748
I... didn't even know you could do that. Sleep it off and see a doctor if it's still bad tomorrow, I guess?

>>737965452
never do anything never advance always browsing this board everyday

Take a pic of you in your undies and post it please :3

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>>737965705
L-let's see! Looks l-like peach <4

>>737965280
NIce dodge. Talk about your dad

>>737965858
I've only ever had peach iced tea. It was pretty good

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>>737965644
Yes t-there will be <4

>>737965633
*patpat* I'm s-sure they forgive you dear.

>>737965645
A l-little injured, b-but still moving <4

>>737965761
What d-do you mean?

>>737965072
lonely asf wanna be my frend?

I'm growing bored of video games, of jerking off, everything.
Eating is the only thing I seem to enjoy anymore and I'm putting on weight, which is giving me body issues.
I keep telling myself I should start working out, but I never seem to have the motivation. I wake up, I hop in the shower, brush my teeth and just sit here, infront of my computer, for eighteen hours straight.

I'm still living off money from my job before I got fired. I'll be fine for another three months, but I need to get a job soon, and there's no motivation there, either. I keep thinking about ending it, but fuck, I'm not sure that not existing is any better than living in a rut. With that logic, I should get up and do something, but.. I just don't see a point. I mean, I don't have any goals or anything, At best I just want to play vidya till I'm 50ish and blow the roof of my skull open once I'm too infirm to pee without help. When I was young, I wanted to help people. I wanted to be a police officer or a doctor or something, but somewhere along the line, everything just turned hollow.

>>737965072
I want some Pee Tea, freshly milked from your bladder.

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I could really use a dose of that love tonight, ma'am.

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>>737965854
H-have you tried not going on 4chan t-then?

>>737965853
W-will do <4

>>737965934
Well l-let me pour you some hot!

Alice, do you mind if I fantasize about you being my fuck slave?

>>737965072
God I hate you. So much. Please go see a real therapist

>>737966018
What country are you from? Who even helps you make these?

>>737965072
Ohhh i could go for Licorice tea

>>737965997
Everything okay hun?
>>737966018
Thank you

>>737965072
Newfags have no idea this dude is a dude. Literal faggots

>>737965072
just found out my best friend of 10 years has been dating my ex behind my back for the last 6 months. do i have a right to be pissed off about this?

>>737965951
Puking at parties is a normal thing is what I was getting at with that guy then again I drink to numb the thoughts of ever loving someone again because the only girl I ever fell inlove with OD'd 5 years ago. If I do go to parties sober I swear I can hear her voice or see her face in crowds

Why Sakuya?
>>737965997
Jill pls

>>737965858
>>737966018
>bagged
i am so dissapoint

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>>737965997
*wraps her arms around you from behind before jumping on you back* P-piggy back ride!

>>737965951
>>737965951
>>737965951
why did your dad molest you?

Is this the thread where you're going to post your butthole?

Will you marry me?

Can I claim you as my waifu in the waifu threads? Please and thank you, Sakuya3d.

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>>737966044
S-sounds like you n-need it more than me <4
Why do you hate me dear?

>>737965984
You h-have anhedonia d-dear. Seek medical attention.

>>737966073
USA, NYC, I m-make them on my own <4

>>737966100
Sorry, I'm f-female <4

>>737965072
nice. How about some Earl Grey hot if you please. Let's start our session today

>>737966018
oh ive tried dosnt work this place makes me feel dark

>>737965858
Why do you do this? Trying to bring this cutesy personality to a board filled with horrible degenerate content. What do you hope to accomplish teasing these mongs with your costumes and blonde wig? Asian people are so fucking odd.

>>737965072
Hey Alice, Grocery Anon here. After your thread yesterday, I've decided to spend the last of the grocery bucks you gave me on ground beef and burger buns. Also, thanks again.

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>>737966107
S-she's your ex, s-so no.

>>737966118
I d-don't think one should b-be drinking that much dear.

>>737966120
Why n-not?

>>737966207
Nope.

>>737966226
Nope

>>737966246
Nope

I'll be moving away to another country and I have to leave my hospitalized partner behind. Do you have some green tea?

>>737966263
Are you an actual therapist by career or is this all just for fun? You do realize there have probably been at least a hundread guys that jacked off to you by now.

>>737965858
Hey Alice, This is going to be vague and I know this isn't one of your morning time threads, but here it goes. A while ago I described some the issues I had where you suggested I may have anhedonia (depression) and that prozac and fluxotine may be the best answer. So I went to the doctor and got some samples of trintellix. He said it was better than prozac but asking for your opinion.

Also I never talked to you over email and I don't care if this is public, only personal information that identifies me.

What kind of LootCrate stuff do you have in your house?

>>737966407
When are you going to post your butthole?

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>>737966093
I will be, yeah.
>>737966120
pls what? you need something, anonymous?
>>737966165
thanks hon <3

im posting this with an ulterior motive in mind

>>737966263
>Why do you hate me dear?
presumption
affectation

you're not fooling most

>>737966407
I just breakdown if I see her, I had a dream this morning and it broke me down.

My drinking is related to this and it will not stop nor do I want it to stop because when I drink I dress like a pirate

>>737966407
hidoi arisu-chan

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>>737966322
Why w-would that be a good thing..?

>>737966389
I've b-been doing this for the last six years d-dear. Lurk moar if y-you don't know why.

>>737966403
Oh d-dear, l-let my rent go through and I'll s-send some more <4

>>737966437
I am a programmer b-by profession <4

>>737966443
Vortioxetine is j-just different, not better. I r-recommended fluxotine (which is prozac) and trazadone b-by the way <4

But 100% listen to your doctor. I'm a mere neuropsychopharmacologist, he is the one with the actual HD.

>>737966462
Never.

>>737966263
>>737966407
>>737966478
where is my Oolong, Alice?

>>737965072
I have a question, is coffee really bad (and why)? And do I have an addiction?

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>>737966407
Because she's not cutest touhou
>>737966478
Yes, a friend.

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>>737966527
I'm n-not lying so I'm n-not sure who I am trying t-to fool <4

>>737966529
W-why are pirates involved...?

>>737966617
B-bad in what way?

>>737966595
>Oh d-dear, l-let my rent go through and I'll s-send some more <4
Much love, Alice. Much love.

>>737966595
>Never.

Not even if it'll save the world?

Is there something wrong with your butthole?

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>>737966664
S-so?

>>737966718
It's m-my honor, Anonymous.

>>737966697

I have a programer friend who also lives in NYC. Do you by chance program for time square?

But like I asked, why do you do this? Does it make you feel good that a bunch of weirdos online jack it to you?

>>737966697
Does it have negative effects mentally or physically? Also, I normally drink about 5 cups a day

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I went through a period of depression recently (over the last 6 months). Through counseling and other stuff I improved a lot. Enough that I thought it was all behind me (even stopped seeing a counselor).

Feeling down today though. Not sure why. Just kind of brittle, emotionally. I'm sure it will pass but I kind of just wanted to tell somebody, even if it is just on an anonymous message board.

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>>737966612
sounded like peach tonight, not oolong. sorry, anon.
>>737966664
I... don't know why you think I'd make a good friend. but how's it going?

>>737966817
>But like I asked, why do you do this?

Thank you for taking up this torch, I didn't want to have to do it again.

I'd rather pester her about her butthole since she won't say anything about it.

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>>737966758
Because I'm n-not an attention whore Anonymous <4

>>737966817
I d-do not dear.

And like I said, lurk moar. Kind of sick of explaining this every thread.

>>737966861
Y-yes, it causes short term anxiety and m-makes you shit yourself and piss yourself.

Long term, no.

>>737966595
Oh ok you're a shut in trying to gain validation from a dying culture. Got it. Also... six years? No you haven't. At least not consistently. Enjoy being worshipped by a bunch of neckbeards.

>>737965072
Alice, what is your favorite kind of tea?

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>>737966697
I am more approachable as a pirate

>>737965072
Have you ever been in love Alice?

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>>737966767
So why not Reisen?
>>737966906
You have yet to prove you wouldn't. And I'm in heaps of legal trouble.

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>>737965072
few people i have ever run into on this sire that id rather have end up in one of the gore and rekt threads than you.I cant wait till some one finds you and releases the video of you being in their dungeon for years.

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>>737966949
I go t-to work every day in a b-big open office and volunteer every w-weekend at a hospital. A s-shut in, I am not <4

And yes, I have. Here's me doxxing myself six years ago. Lurk m-moar.

>>737966949
You really should lurk more, anon.
If she wanted to be worshipped by a bunch of neck beards she would just camwhore.

>>737966943
>Because I'm n-not an attention whore Anonymous <4

You don't need to be an attention whore to show your butthole. That excuse isn't good enough.

You can literally save the world by showing Anonymous your butthole and you won't even consider it?

tomorrow is my birthday...
i just wanted to spend it drinking tea with alice ;__;

Would you fuck me in the ass?

Wish fucking Otakus would stop with this stuttering bullshit already, it isn't a Japanese thing, it is only in some shit hentai and manga that is for the people who fantasize about being in power or being the Senpai with a cute Kohai.

This does not happen in Japan, it is for a very small populace of about 0.03% that like that shit.

Hence why Hentai/Manga cover all aspects of depravity and styles to get everyone's money.

>>737966595
>I am a programmer b-by profession <4
Tranny confirmed. There are no programmers without a Y chromosome.

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>>737967041
M-my friend Louise is Reisen <4

>>737967025
*smiles sadly* How could I not?

>>737966969
I l-like chai tea <4

>>737966943
Welp, then I'll just keep on drinking, Thankya. On a side note, do you know something that could create memory loss? Something normal

What do I do if my girlfriend doesn't act like my girlfriend?

>>737967004
Aren't we all

>>737967095
>i just wanted to spend it drinking tea with alice

I'd be down for that if we were drinking the tea from her butthole.

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>>737967075
I've l-literally doxxed myself twice.
Yet in six years, n-no one has the backbone to do it.
I doubt it'll happen now.

>>737967095
I'll b-be here and on stream <4

>>737967109
I'm n-not an otaku d-dear <4

>>737967129
Weird t-that I work in an office full of us <4

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>>737967041
I mean, I'm not a lawyer, but I hope it all works out for you, hon.
>>737967095
happy birthday, dear.

>>737965072
what operating system(s) do you use alice?

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>>737967189
You w-wouldn't want that.

>>737967195
Then w-wife her <4

>>737967189
>On a side note, do you know something that could create memory loss?

Brain damage works for that.

>>737966515
looks like i was very right about this and proven right very soon

whats your twitch?

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>>737967166
Then borrow her costume.
>>737967273
I'm meeting with mine, tomorrow.

>>737967267
Oh you have some balls then we couldn't have call that trap. Doxx your self now and lets have fun. i think you will find things differently.

>>737966595
> I r-recommended fluxotine (which is prozac) and trazadone
You're right, I remembered incorrectly.

He said it was better because it has less side effects and acts quicker than prozac. I'll take his opinion into consideration if you think it's good. I haven't done any of my own research on this stuff but for all I know he just gave me the samples because some pharma rep told him it was good and he had them on hand. I went to him because I like him, but I went because you suggested it.

>>737967093
So instead of explaining this obvious mental case you tell us to lurk more. I don't really care either way. Enjoy your exclusive club little guy. "newfags" will never know the secret. Delusional the lot of ya.

>>737965072
hi Japanese lady, I was the anon with panic disorder. I got put on gabapentin and it's starting to help

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>>737967307
G-generally Gentoo for servers and Debian f-for desktops.

>>737967337
I d-don't know what you are t-talking about.

>>737967354
CeltyPlays, I'll b-be streaming at 9 p-probably

>>737967309
In that case, will you marry me?

>>737967309
No, I mean, I have a bad case of memory loss, I've even forgotten my own name and age a few times, and I have no idea what could cause it

>>737967426
>CeltyPlays, I'll b-be streaming at 9 p-probably

What's wrong with your voice?

Why does it sound all retarded and shit?

>>737967324
>>737967456

>>737967426
ok what linux distro would you recommend for a beginner then? I've been looking into Manjaro and it looks nice

>>737967370
Yes this ^

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>>737967370
See
>>737967091
C-come at me bro <4

>>737967390
I t-think it's a perfectly acceptable c-choice, but the f-fact a pharma rep s-said it makes me uneasy. Y-you may wish to ask for a drug with a generic.

>>737967399
>obvious
In w-what way dear?

>>737965072
Alice, why do you like to help people so much?
and do you ever want someone to talk to you and listen to how you feel?

>>737967399
It's not a club. Anyone can come here and find a place to chat and be welcomed. That's the beauty of these threads still happening in defiance to the cold nature of the rest of /b/. Why so bitter?

>>737967484
if she doesnt sound like my a cute anime girl ill be so fucking mad you have no idea she better have a speech impediment

>>737967456
You need to go to a brain doctor.

You could have parasites in your brain or something.

>>737967456
yo, that's really not good. see your physician for that.

>>737967267

y-y-y-y-y-yes you are an otaku. Wapanese if you wish.

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>>737967422
Excellent, f-fantastic, absolutely amazing! <4 I'm g-glad you got the help you need, and it is absolutely w-wonderful that it w-was a drug someone else recommended <4

Whoever r-recommended gabapentin, I h-hope you see this and are proud of yourself <4

>>737967456
W-what did your MRI say?

>>737967431
I'm s-sure as hell not your girlfriend.

>>737967484
>retarded
H-how does a voice sound retarded?

>>737967517
Ubuntu.

>>737967572
That's the problem, she doesn't sound cute at all.

She sounds like a used up Jersey whore.

It's highly disturbing that you've been doing things like this for 6+ years and flaunting your legs on twitch, but still act "pure."

Are you sure you aren't some sort of attention whore?

>>737967655
Can you post yourself wearing nothing but undies? :3

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>>737967554
I d-don't.
And I h-have plenty of people w-who do that for me every day <4 Don't w-worry.

>>737967643
S-sorry, I'm not <4

>>737967699
What c-can I say? I'm a Jersey gurl and y-you are treash

>>737967426
why didnt u ask about what im talkin bout to the previous post i made?

fuck off and die

>>737967370
What would you do? Doxxing is pointless unless someone has something to be blackmailed on and she has given her personal info countless times. Quit talking shit kid

>>737967607
Well, I've tried to contact the hospital for some stuff besides this, and they won't fucking answer.
>>737967582
Parasites wouldn't be it. I think
I've had this since I was a child I think

>>737967655
>telling people to take a bunch of drugs
what a fool you are.
remember kids, just say NO to drugs.

>>737967745
You f-first.

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>>737967701
Q-quite sure, given I h-hate attention <4

>>737967723
S-sure could!
Won't though.

i am trying to kill myself by inhaling can after can of compressed air

found /b/ back in 2008 while depressed and playing wow all the time.

i've had 4 friends die to fentanyl this year, borderline personality disorder, depression, anxiety and accidtion

i hope i die soon, anyways posting here because thats what people used to do back in the day

an hero is okay we deserve peace

My fiance is pregnant, my life is moving forward at a blistering pace.
All I want to do is sleep.

>>737967549
>but the f-fact a pharma rep s-said it makes me uneasy
I'm not sure if that's what happened. But I know how pharma reps are and how doctors offices are. They don't generally have those samples because the office goes out and requests them. I'll look into it though, thanks for the help..

>>737967727
>treash
kek'd

>>737967779
>I've had this since I was a child I think

And it's never come up with a medical professional?

Anyway, you definitely need to have your brain looked at.

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>>737967727

i want alice to shit on my big mac

>>737967562
I guess that does sound bitter. Still this comes off as really odd to me. I'm not passing judgement just stating my unpopular opinion. If she has been doing this here for six years it has been sporadic. Lately though I have seen these threads a lot. I'll go back to lurking. Enjoy your thread. =)

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>>737967781
Nancy Reagen b-basically fucked over a full two generations of kids, p-pretty sure kids should s-say yes to medication.

>>737967799
*blinks* W-why would you t-try with compressed air r-rather than an inert gas?

Fentanyl is a hell of a drug Anonymous. Why don't you hold off on that and talk to me about what you are going through?

>>737967873
I'm disappointed now.

>>737967655
Well, here's the catch, the only time I've heard SOMETHING of that hospital, was when I was like 5

>>737967873
who's that?

Alice is pure, PURE!

I can't talk to people because I keep seeing strange things like bugs crawling on their skin that they don't know about and I'm not sure are there. I also haven't slept in three days.

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>>737967873
L-look at all that muffin! T-that was a full 20 pounds ago, s-so much muffin lost ;-;

>>737967823
M-my pleasure <4

>>737967817
*runs her fingers slowly through your hair, smiling* W-why can't you?

>>737965072
Alice wanna cuck me with reimu? Pls?

>>737967872
Nope, even my parents just told me I just forget things sometimes. I think I'm going to find another hospital

>>737968010
>L-look at all that muffin! T-that was a full 20 pounds ago, s-so much muffin lost ;-;
are you ok alice?

>>737968010
how many anime pictures do you have for these responses?

>>737967549
Curious that house isnt registered to you. Still living with mommy and daddy. ^^ not your house basic searches show it.

>>737968010
You already weigh so little. Are you sure losing 20 pounds is healthy for you?

When are you going to show your face on stream?

>>737968071
i meant touhou not anime but whatever

>>737965072
Why are you injured?

>>737967988
You better stay awake for 4 more days.

I hear a week without sleep will do wonders for your mental condition.

>>737967982
That is Alice's fuckable bottom.

>>737967781
most doctors do this shit anyways, but I agree

>>737967936
They might be sporadic but they do have a tradition here going back beyond 2011.
Regardless though. Alice helps people, she doesn't do this for attention and even if she did it's justified given she keeps coming back to offer medically relevant psych advice and companionship to people who are deprived of both usually

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>>737967936
It h-hasn't been t-though <4 Check t-the archives, I've been at 8AM and 8PM every d-day for weeks.

>>737967988
*nodnod* And w-what has your doctor said about t-these hallucinations and paranoid delusions?

>>737967961
S-so? You can g-go back and get a new MRI n-no problem.

>>737967655
>ubuntu
if I install this I guess I should just change the DE because unity is bad right?

>>737967873
That is one beautiful butt, a little red but still good!
i just need 10k to see your face

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>>737968059
I'm q-quite fine <4

>>737968071
Zero. I don't use anime pictures.

>>737968091
Sublet d-dear, try harder <4 I live in NYC n-now.

>>737968093
Never.

>>737968101
Sneezed t-too hard <4

>>737968059
>>737968093
She's trying to kill herself, you guys.

There was never any light in the world and she knows that, she's just leading you all down the path to despair.

But as long as you're smiling, she's content to let you fall to despair.

>>737967796
Why not?
You'd look cute as hell :3

Hey everyone here is this stupid cunts fucking youtube you should raid it www.youtube.com/channel/UCzflwYcX-KrY6kOaO85OwPA

She acts like she does this for no self gratification at all she is a stupid crazy cunt that needs to see a psych herself!

>>737968209
how do you injure yourself by sneezing too hard.

>>737968209
>I'm q-quite fine <4
are you sure

>>737968201
We should start a collection. Everyone who wants to see her face should chip in.

>>737968209
You need to put on some weight, faggot.

Put your paypal up so I can send you money for a burger or ramen, or whatever you eat.

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>>737968142
2006 is w-when it started.

>>737968138
You are a f-fool then <4

>>737968152
I r-recommend Xubuntu or Kubuntu <4

Lubuntu if you have an old laptop

>>737968271
Because I'm n-not an attention whore.

>>737968209
aka you didn't Doxx yourself, do it now if your so confident. You claim no not be scared bu post a "doxx" from years ago, no proof. Now claim to live some where else but wont say where.

>>737968124
I'd fugg those legs

>>737965072

>seroquel usually does not help symptoms of negative schizophrenia. only positive. Negative is usually similar to major depression. idiot.

>>737968298
lol sad

>>737968143
That hospital doesn't like me it seems. I did find a place where I can get it, but that'll probably have to wait till the weekend

>>737968143
That I should spend more time in the open, and that being conscious at all was in itself the most desirable experience imaginable.

>>737968209
Can you do me a favor, Alice?

My plan was to post in the next advice thread, asking for advice about how to see your butthole but this schtick is already getting tired, even for me.

So the favor and the reason I'm telling you in advance, can you prepare an answer that'll give me some kind of enjoyment when I ask for that advice?

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>>737968298
Oh, y-you don't have the new URL <4

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/celtyplays

>>737968301
I d-don't know!

>>737968332
kek

>>737968209
>>737968143
>>737968337
i want to use your legs as a pillow dear alice

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>>737965072
I looked after 1, 2, then 3 kids. Spent my late teens early 20's with kids and girl. Was sure kid 2 and 3 were mine. Abusive father of child 1 comes back. He want's custody of child 1,2 and 3. In Texas first thing the court does is paternity test of potential dads. They're all his. She had been cheating for years, and letting me be daddy. Got to find out in a court room. I'm 25 and drinking. Didn't make this shit up.

>>737967740
fuck u "alice", u circle-jerking hypocrite

>>737968337
You wouldn't be an attention whore.
You'd be cute and showing off. If you don't do it for attention, you can't be an attention whore.

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>Cant break up with girl because she's a manipulative bitch that directly threatens to hurt me if i break up with her
>in love with another girl that will never love me back, instead she loves a video game loving loser who can't even get into a school with his horrible GPA
>But she'll happily fuck me
>And of course i can't tell current girl because she would stab me and her
>And i notice all the people who love me have some sort of superficial reason, money, weed, sex, novelty, you name it
>genuinely believe most of the people in my life don't give a rats ass about me
>Wish i could just be honest with people
>but i can't because the truth is what makes people hate me
>basically forced to lie about my life and what i do because the people i know wouldn't accept it
>simply waiting for judgement day to come and be rid of the crazy manipulative cunt and have her out of my life
>simply hoping that maybe the girl i love will love me back
>Simply want to leave somewhere else and be a different person
>after all you can tell new people you meet any story in the world and they'll believe you
>maybe when i move away from here I'll be the normal kid? Who grew up in a normal house with normal people? That's a good person and follows normal morals... Yeah that would be nice

>>737968343
Can you not find her identity based on her name, city and credentials? What the fuck would you even do if you had her real address? Probably jack shit. I've doxxed myself too and people couldn't even figure out my parents' names

>>737967943
this gets me high for 30 seconds everytime i do it, i have something in me that wants to live but ive realized my mind is to broken to go on and i need to push the limits to take myself to the end. no medication helps borderline, i am in a constant cycle of pain and i want it to be over. i have a therapist and everything that others could do to help me but it doesnt stop the pain.

i need the courage to die, i'm sorry to everyone else depressed in here we don't deserve this pain

>>737965072
>Feeling d-down? Alone? Hopeless?

yes

>>737968332
Also, play Hollow Knight for your next stream.

>>737968557
then doxx yourself right now

>>737965072
I love you Alice, thanks for the thread

>>737968298
Raiding is a bannable offense. Enjoy your break anon! Really seems like you need it

fuck god damnit now i need to binge all her videos

>>737968403
>hospital didn't like me
>doctors not giving you help

where the fuck do you live? Uganda?

>>737968556
>directly threatens to hurt me if i break up with her
Sounds like you should break up with her with the police present, friendo.

>>737968517
Hey, it's better that all three are his, you can just cut them out of your life now.

Also, never date a woman who has kids again.

>>737968631
The great land of cheese
The Netherlands

Why are you on /b/, the source and cesspool of he internet? Why would you want to help anybody here? I'm curious as to why you would dwell here; I know why I'm still in this place. Why are you?

>>737968556
Ride that yandere train, Anon.

>>737968337
no alice, I wasn't talking to you..

You know what. I need someone or somewhere to let this out, so why not here?
Im tired. Tired of everything.
Im 30 and my life is going nowhere and yes, i know its my own fault. But any time i think about possibly doing something to better my situation like going to a trade school or something to get a better job then waiting tables for a living (like i have for the past 12 years or so) i either be like 'fuck it there's no point' or just decide im too lazy to do so and just turn on a game.
Thats, at least what used to work. Its gotten to the point where i would smoke weed, not to just enjoy it, but to not feel like a useless pile of crap. it started at once in a while, now its nearly every day that i dont want to, i NEED to in order to put destructive thoughts at bay.
I thought i needed to find someone to validate my existence, and make me happy, and it worked for a short while. a girl actually looked my way and i was happy...and then she lied and betrayed me.
Since then i've tried to find something but i'm one of those socially awkward types. The type that, when there is a get together or whatever i stay silent, or when i do pipe up with something to say its either ignored or im simply talked over (which feels even worse). When asked about it i just say "oh im the type that likes to observe and listen" which is half true. thats all i can do, and i dont like it, i HATE it.
I have nothing going for me, no education (high school dont count, we all know this), no social skills, i live at home with momma cuz of my last failed attempt to be on my own (it became live on the street or go home). I've been told "you're not a bad looking dude" but not once, not ONCE have i been given a second glance and told im attractive. which i know is true, im not ugly, but not good looking either. the only true compliment that i've gotten was that i was a genuine nice guy
My everything has boiled down in my mind to "whats the point" and i feel like im just living to live at this point

>>737967873
Wait that's Alice's butt?

>>737968556
>Cant break up with girl because she's a manipulative bitch that directly threatens to hurt me if i break up with her
hurt her 1st, bitch. And hard

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>>737968447
Hi alice! Sorry I'm late. I have been really stressed lately and just want to relax for a few minutes.

>>737965858
thats less randomly selecting as it is getting the bag at the very top. A for effort tho

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>>737968619
Marissa Robinson
Orlando FL
2204 Lancewood Ct
Have fun. Make sure to blow a kiss on your angry letters.

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>>737968214
*laughs softly and closes her eyes* I shouldn't, I really shouldn't. I have two threads going and a dozen things to do all at once, and I feel like I'm barely held together by string....but what the hell. Something inside me feels compelled.

I've been down that stairwell. I've willingly walked down into the well of despair. I spent two years of my life holding a line right at the edge of it, barely keeping myself from teetering over into it.

But I never once thought "There is no light in the world". Even when I was so deep I could barely breath, even when all I wanted to do was sleep forever, to dream of nothing, I never ONCE thought that.

Because it isn't true.

The world is unforgiving, it's true. But with friends, we manage. If you can't walk, you crawl. If you can't do that, you find someone to carry you forward. Hell, if there's no one left even then, even if you fall flat on your face, you are still. moving. forward.

Because it turns out the only one who can make the world brighter is us. Every person besides me, their light is what makes my world brilliant. All I do is try to show you all what they've already shown me.

I would never force a smile on my face or yours, Anonymous. I'd never need to, because you make me smile genuinely already. And I'll be there to pick you up if you fall, so you can smile someday, to someone much more deserving of it than me.

Til then, cut with the edgy bullshit.

>>737968556
Bitch is giving you sex in hopes that she gets knocked up.
She wants somebody who's guna have a good job... Careful dawg.

>>737968770
>Im tired. Tired of everything.

Just keep going, Anon, you don't need a reason.

>>737968556
call the cops on that crazy bitch i had a girlfriend like that once and she threatened to kill herself when i broke up with her, i was staying with her unhappily for like 2 years. suffering but w/e free pussy but when we started to fight she keep pulling the suicide card. shes probably manipulative attention whore, or actual psycho. either way cops might be a good idea if shes threatening with real violence

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>>737968332
I m-make plenty of money dear.

>>737968316
That'd r-require people on /b/ t-to coordinate.

>>737968343
I d-did though <4

>>737968369
W-wow, you got the reference! Good j-job!

>>737968421
I t-think you need a new doctor.

>>737968433
No t-thanks. Like y-you said, it's already tired.

>>737968851
Can't believe that was the one that set you off.

Can I get some fanservice now? I deserve something, I scored a point at least.

>>737968447
If a sneeze injures you, you are either a child or weigh too little.
Please eat a little bit more than more.

>>737968790
That's a terrible idea dumbass. That's how you cause more problems. Best way to break up is to secretely record everything while you break up with her, just incase she does something rash. But, never lay your hands on her, or else she'll have the upper hand.

>>737968851
Too edgy, fag. Put your paypal up and open your mouth for that burger.

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>>737968517
Oh d-dear. *wraps her arms around you and rests her head on your shoulder* I'm s-sorry Anonymous, I'm s-so so sorry....

>>737968965
>>737968535

>>737968851
So ya stay here to make people happy rite? To make them smile

>>737969034
rubberdiaperman at hotmail.com

>>737965072
Life feels like shit, between always being sick from cold/flu or whatever, I don't have many people that I talk to regularly so I end up feeling lonely. It doesn't help that this one girl I'm friends with (and have a crush on) is an international student, and is going to be in her home country all summer and the time difference is beginning to get to me

help

>>737968770

Gee. Sounds like you need many years of therapy and trials of many psychotropics that may or may not help you. Hang in there buddy!

Talking to my cousin's ex and she's cool as fuck. I think she's just really nice though and doesn't want any drama so she said she doesn't date anyone related to her exes. I would totally go for her and wouldn't care but all the same he fucked up something really good. I'm trying to hang with her irl because I hate texting as it causes me to type more than I should and overthink.
Should I just stop talking to her?

My cousin only is kind of bothered by it. She told him and I mean he didn't get mad, he was like half telling me how to get at her and half telling me how he missed a few things about her.
He thinks she might have a thing for me and I'm not really sure. I know its complicated but nothing ever really is all that simple.

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>>737968556
M-maybe call the cops.

>>737968571
I t-think you don't know what "high" means, b-but mood stabilizers are q-quite effective in h-helping many of the symptoms of BPD.

>>737968577
*hugs tightly* I'm h-here for you <4

>>737965072
Alice what type of music do you like?

>>737969034
Was it a normal sneeze or a mixed one tho

>>737968851
Do you like people?

>>737965072
Alice do you have aspergers?

>>737969034
Could be because she has damage to her lungs from smoke inhalation
My lung is just inflammed from a bad cold and sneezing makes me fall to the floor.

>>737969034
>letting strangers know where u live
>leaving your door open, apparently

u r not him.
No, just crush her.

Hey there! My life doesnt suck for the first time in years and yet all i can feel is how badly im afraid of just going back to the way it was. It feels like i have to fight to maintain motivation and the bit of happiness i have now feels like it will slip away and ill fall back into misanthropy and depression at any moment. Either that or ill start drinking heavily again.

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>>737968588
It's on t-the schedule <4

>>737968736
T-to help Anonymous <4

>>737968778
Correct.

>>737968792
Oh d-dear. Relax then, g-go, shoo!

>>737968829
>Marissa Robinson
>Orlando FL
>2204 Lancewood Ct

I'll s-send you a letter and a care package <4

>>737969303
You should also put a burger on the schedule

What's pink tea?

Its a thing my family does and I like it very much, but I can't help but think they just forgot the actual name one day and just called it pink (tea).

>>737969303
Would you send pics to people you know on Skype?
Not talking about nudes

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>>737969002
I d-didn't do that f-for you, Anonymous <4 Sorry.

>>737969034
L-like I said, I m-make plenty of money dear <4

>>737969090
I w-work to lift them out of t-the holes they are in <4

>>737969146
*blinks* if y-you don't have many people that you t-talk to regularly, why n-not find more people?

>>737969181
Jazz and blues.

>>737969213
Nope.

>>737969195
W-what do you mean?

>>737969039
I'll be fine
going to Dallas for a new life
see you tomorrow.

>>737969481
>Jazz and blues.
Mah nigga.

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>>737969303
This is more intimidating than being doxxed by an anon

>>737968851

No. Fuck you.

>>737965072
alice is a dumb histrionic cunt

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>>737969294
*blinks* Happiness and motivation are b-both transient dear. They WILL slip away. And t-that's perfectly alright.

Find a way to cope with it that isn't drugs and attacking others. I suggest therapy <4

>>737969462
Pink tea is pink tea.

>>737969464
I'll p-post pictures from my threads, nothing else.

>>737969524
S-see you then.

alice, can you please just show us your famous pits?

>>737969481
Welp, you're the opposite of what I used to do. I used to throw them into the holes

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>>737969560
*shrugs* T-then enjoy a life where you d-don't allow anything good t-to happen for fear of losing it <4

>>737969546
I w-wonder if I have a blue p-pair of kamina glasses left over....

>>737969573
I s-sincerely doubt you even know w-what that diagnosis entails.

>>737968858
Just keep living to live? pardon sounding like some emo shit, but that just sounds like extending misery
>>737969157
Yeah i was in therapy. It didnt work. The one week i came in because i had a really shitty week and was honest about having negative destructive thoughts it sounded like they were going to put me in an institution.
i need to do something. i know this. hanging in there is what i've done. and its done nothing. I need a change, or i know im just going to get worse.

>>737969727
any pets?

>>737969617
Welp that settles it.

Fun things are fun after all.

>>737969481
>I d-didn't do that f-for you, Anonymous <4 Sorry.

Regardless, I should still get something.

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>>737969667
You are t-thinking of Reimu.

>>737969678
T-the past is the past, Anonymous.
Can't change it, c-can only make the future better <4

>>737969763
Two dogs.

>>737969157
cont: but thanks for the positiveness. rare on /b/

Oh here we fucking go.

The girl with the speech impediment. Oh enlighten me oh light of the speech stutters

This is not the place for you

Tits or GTFO

>>737969481
>*blinks* if y-you don't have many people that you t-talk to regularly, why n-not find more people?

I have poor social skills, I'm really bad at picking up social cues and it just kinda weirds most people out

>>737969795
played undertale? or is it mainstream tumblr sjw garbage?

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>>737969795
can reimu show us her famous pits then?

>>737969617
Why not? What makes you uncomfortable sharing any other pics?

>>737965072 ya'know being a 4chan celeb might be difficult, how often do you deal with stalkers ma'am? there was this blog dedicated to "busting" you...

>>737969846
it won't work, we've tried