Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
Claiming best girl.
>Yui claimed
Heya
>>737952974
Not rood if true. Maybe one day you'll find a waifu that you can actually get things of.
Still here
and
>>737953149
Its a thing not much eles to say
>>737953207
Go for it then
So what is the thing?
still here
>>737953041
yea 3D is much harder, i didnt use any oob in my prime runs but i know there are several runs that do
>>737953207
do it
>>737953578
Its nothing!
>>737953541
>>737953682
O..okay
>>737953041
no need to force yourself, if you don't want to talk then I wont make you :/
>>737953867
:^)
>>737953867
But its fun!
hello, i'm back
>>737954006
>>737954058
All this hype, I hope its good
>>737953867
Post the thing here
>>737953899
>>737951488
>But he's 3h behind his pb? Should've just reseted already..
>>737954274
Also: Goldeneye is fun. One of my favourite N64 games. Got almost all the cheats unlocked.
>>737954206
Use the other things too
Daddy Barker
>>737953516
Totally rood. Also
>Committing heresy
No.
>>737953191
Dude, if I could afford VR, I'd have a working RX7 atm.
>>737953207
DOIT.PALPATINE
>>737954206
Oh, you are. Good. Which one did you even get?
>>737952533
>>737953427
I don't know if i can tonight because it's late now :(
>>737954274
I cant!
>>737954492
All of them?? But I have alot of them
>>737954626
A beginner one my friend got it for me
>>737954857
Show me and I will pick!
>>737954857
>Beginner one
Sad times. One I got is WAY different than the first one I got. Way way better.
>>737954434
The one I remember the most was trying to get the archives cheat which was invisibility. Some others I struggled with too, I doubt I got them all but I did most.
>>737952646 Tomo
no!
>>737953237 Kirie
I swallow all my pride and stutter through the ordeal...
>>737954626
>not having a waifu you can build a whole shrine to
>>737955019
Why not?
>>737955132
>Switching waifus for more merch
That's heresy to the absolute HIGHEST degree!
>>737954947
Alrighty from the picture I sent you pick one
>>737954949
Ive never had one before, maybe if I like it I will get another one in the future
>>737954626
>putting a car above your waifu
Degenerate normie
>>737955474
>not just having good enough taste that you don't have to
>>737955701
>needing VR for your waifu
>not just banging a cosplayer
>>737955705
oh hey anya
>>737955856
Yo.
>>737954744
Oh, I see. That's fine though. when you do watch them, tell me what you think; I like all of them tbh :o
>>737955586
is this the anon that streams RE on twitch?
It's not gay if they have feminine penises
(Mika from owari no seraph)
>>737955316
Because lewd.
>>737955931
yeah sure
>>737955924
mhmm its me
>>737954857
Sure you can!
>>737954957
Invincibility was definitely the hardest to get.
>>737955903
does it feel good?
Maybe I'll heresy tomorrow...
https://youtu.be/sc8hzAp11bg
>>737955701
>Not going on a Sunday drive with the waifu in your RX7 with your waifu painted on it wearing a shirt with an RX7
>>737955019
pride working on a beach body and with anxiety ?
seems off
>>737956081
Does what?
>>737955931
Literally too perfect, I mean that in a bad way.
>>737955924
Ok :o
>>737956080
If you really wanna know add me on Discord Rikka
#7923
>>737955586
I wasn't impressed by my first one. I took a big jump of "I hope this one's better" by getting this second one. I was not let down.
>>737955701
>Not fixing your car to be able to make more money to buy more waifu related things
C'mon Rory, think with your head!
>>737955705
>Implying bad taste
>>737955977
So?
>>737956080
Yeah. Fucking doctor doak.
>>737955924
Hey
>>737956169
D; hows that bad?
>>737956102
i want to become a grey. unnoticeable and blend in where ever i go, i can't do that if i'm fat
>>737956299
i don't want people to think i'm easy...
>>737956162
My cock, bitch
>>737954434
:/ i don't want to annoy you but it also causes me to misunderstand if you forget.
my best was streets 1:45, I guess.
>>737954957
>archives 1:20
and on 00 agent too. the first time I did archives it took 17 minutes
I tried to get cradle 2:15 recently but couldn't do it, trev always runs off too quick
>>737956057
There was a rikka the other day that wasn't you so I was hesitant to ask.
hello :)
>>737956395
Hello! dr. doak is a fuckstick, as is Trevelyan in Facility.
>set all the remote mines
>talking with trev
>safe distance away
>detonate the mines
>trev fucking walks towards the explosions before the "rendezvous with 006" objective completes
>I fucking kill trev and fail the mission
>>737956413
He's a Marty Stu who's only personality traits are loving Yui, keep in mind I haven't read the manga and his personality might be more developed in it.
>>737956260
>implying anything but bad taste.
>>737956535
I wouldn't know, I can't feel anything.
>>737956750
tck good one
>>737956247
Uh oh..
B-but why not here, Rikka-claimer?
>>737956395
Yeah, fuck that piece of shit RNG.
>>737956616
Annoy me? If I forget..what?
>>737956742
Yu* And i guess that make sense.
>>737956616
Another Rikka you say? Was he being a shitposter or was he trying to take my place hmmmmmmmm
>>737956947
Cuz its kinda lewd! Happy?
>>737955763
Cant marry a cosplayer
>>737956083
>RX7 dorito car
>Mako is prone to crashing things
Hes better off with the VR.
>>737956260
Unless you plan on selling said RX7 you wont make money. And even if you do, you wont make money. Explain how getting an RX7 running gets you a better job.
>>737956491
How hard are you then?
>>737957058
Why not?
>>737956973
'Twas a Freudian slip
>>737956750
>Says the one who picked a waifu without knowing anything about her other than her VA
>>737957058
I never said it gets me a better job. But it allows me to focus on one car, rather than 3. Which cuts down upkeep costs.
>>737956947
>you forget to reply
>I think you don't want to talk to me
happens pretty often here and apparently if you remind people they forgot to reply then you're an attention-seeking faggot.
idk i guess I'm misunderstanding which is why i started talking about goldeneye
>>737956973
>tfw yui is in these threads so much you add on an "I" to "Yu"
>>737957014
Not sure, he was talking to other people but I felt like a retard when I asked if he was the streamer and he just flat-out said "No."
>>737957212
fucking beautiful 10/10
i thought you were referencing me at first so i was like ??
>>737956947
No kidding
>>737956616
Yeah, but trevelyan is a cute so no bully
>>737957435
And it turned out to be amazing taste.
>>737957058
I say let him crash a Super Miata if he wants
>>737957435
That makes zero sense
>>737957458
Dont worry he is just one of those one and done Rikka's im the OG and the streamer lol
>>737957731
>Saying that like Makoto is bad taste
I'll cut you nigge, swer on it!
>>737957766
I have to keep the G6 running till I fix the transmission on my RX7. Once I fix the transmission, my mom can put the G6 back to storage, and I no longer have to do any upkeep for it, which means I can now focus all the money from the G6 to anything else I'd need or want.
>>737957014
L-lewd?!
>>737957458
>I think you don't want to talk to me
But that's not true! I don't mind talking to you. I just missed that Goldeneye comment when it was below that cringy rage video.. Only noticed it later on this thread.
>>737957058
Where dem muffins at
>>737957981
I mean, it's an established fact that you have bad taste. It's why I'm around.
>>737957981
Or you could just store the Mega Miata until you have the money to fix it and focus on the G6
>>737958034
Yes lewd!
>>737957185
If you can, fuck yes. But most already have their partners.
>>737958143
In the fridge.
>>737957766
I am though.
>>737957530
fuck Trevelyan, he almost killed me in control too, and for the life of me he keeps fucking me over in cradle SA
>>737957798
good shit.
How've you been?
>>737958034
okay. thank you.
I can beat all of the missions, at least on agent, but i cant unlock the cheats worth shit, especially silo and cradle agent
>>737958261
Ive been great! I just got back from Anime Expo yesterday!
>>737958241
Move aside
>>737958241
This is why you find a cosplayer that isn't taken, so that you can bang them. Or just make your girlfriend cosplay. Either way, having someone you can bang willing to cosplay your waifu for you is the true endgame. Unfortunately.
>>737958226
Purple
>>737956491
won't people notice your new shape ? I'm not sure how fat you are but if you think you need that extreme diet then good luck with it
>>737958159
Can't argue with that. :^)
>>737958195
Yes, but this G6 has so many fucking little things wrong with it. Temp sensor is a fucking gamble if it's gunna work. AC won't work without the temp sensor working, tires are shit, blinker lights are fucking up, and all in all, the only thing it does better than my RX did, is it's quieter for music... and doesn't leak in the rain. That's really it.
>>737958237
>>737958321
>lewd
>anime expo
..Cosplay things? ..Dakimakura? ..Onahole?
>>737958261
Do you play on emulator or N64?
>>737958553
purple
>>737958692
>..Cosplay things?
>..Dakimakura?
>..Onahole?
Try all of the above. Rikka is top lewd. :^)
>>737958975
Like you're any different. I've seen it all.
>>737958261
I guess you just gotta git gud :o
>>737958975
Stahp!!
>>737958692
M..maybe just add me and I will tell you!
>>737958683
Well good luck with your meme machine
>>737958975
Hairy manlet
>>737959397
I've always wanted an STD delivery service!
Thanks anon, you're the best!
>>737959026
Shush you.
>>737959173
Absolutely not!
>>737959383
Thanks. Now that I'm home, I'ma be having a friend help me finally get it fixed.
>>737959422
>Hairy
Kk
>Manlet
Lolno
Claimed
>>737958340
No you.
>>737958386
That may be difficult to find. Theres only so many conventions in Ausland.
>>737959714
And I'm sure I'll see even more
>>737959806
Yeah, unfortunately I just have to settle for Mako.
>>737959806
Now stand still so I can get you out of the way
>>737958975
Well, I won't judge. I'm sure they are all fun.
>>737959173
What dakimakura did you get?
>>737958321
How was it? See any cute girls there?
as cute as rikka, at least?
>>737958692
N64, which is also the reason why Train is an infuriating level; even if i shoot ourumov and xenia, the extra time still doesn't help as the controller fails to aim for the door locks, and the train explodes
>>737959035
i stopped playing recently; I beat the game, that's all that matters to me.
>>737959981
Do you use the stick to move or C-buttons?
>>737959729
hello konrad
you are all pathetic fucking faggots that will never find love beyond 2d images designed to grab your attention and invest you into a series in order to make it profitable
my waifu is all of the girlfriends you will never have
>>737960091
I have it on controller style one, which allows for the c-buttons to either strafe (saved my ass on streets SA or look up/down and move with stick.
which other controller style should i use?
>>737959877
Lewd.
>>737959950
Combine all 3 and it's even better. :^)
>>737959714
God damn it!
>>737959950
I got one of Suu its really cute
>>737959981
Yeah I actually met a Rikka and took a pic with her we touched pinkies it was awesome
>>737960335
I already have someone though
>>737960160
Hello... Chitoge, was it?
>when you sleep for 14 hours
What the fuck.
>>737960335
Your waifu is nobody, by your own definition
>>737960461
>Yeah I actually met a Rikka and took a pic with her we touched pinkies it was awesome
>Tfw you didn't wanna do it
>Tfw you tried to deny that you really DID want to do it
>Tfw you fucking RAN to go do it before she left
>>737960453
I'm not wrong though am I?
>>737960396
The stick tends to break very easily and becomes loose, slowing your movement alot and can make getting some cheats impossible. You should use C-buttons to move.
>>737960453
L-lewd
>>737960461
Suu?
>>737960609
>14h
Sounds pretty normal to me..
>>737960609
That's pretty long
And that's why you always set up an alarm
>>737960842
Way too long for me. I feel like I didn't sleep a wink.
>>737960842
No, Sai-a, sleeping for 14h is not normal
>>737960682
I didnt run! I walked quickly!
>>737960842
The goo girl from monster musume
>>737959981
Aww :(
>>737960596
yes chitoge
>>737960609
i slept more than 19 one day.
>>737960461
sounds like a good time. What else did you do/get?
>>737960842
i'll try it then, although i still don't bother with much cheats.
Do you watch goldeneye speedruns?
>>737960877
I am usually pretty good at naturally waking up after only 7 or so hours. I have no idea why my body decided to rest for 14 hours today.
>>737960989
I would hate that.
>>737960751
Nope.
>>737960842
Could add some more things in there, but they didn't sell any.
>>737960949
Buuuuuuuuullshit! I saw you run like a dindu to catch up!
>>737959931
Never
>>737959714
How tall are you
>>737960986
idk, i try again every now and then but after i beat the game i quit trying so much
>>737961211
Wonder why worst girl is in the style of best girl?
>>737961281
It's okay
>>737961042
i did hate it, damn depression man.
>>737961129
I'm looking forward to it.
Seems a penguin has claimed a waifu
https://youtu.be/rWg-DMl4rJE
Good thing it wasn't one of mine
>>737960903
Does your head or eyes hurt?
>>737960945
..It isn't?
>>737960949
Oh, that one. Ehh.. ~7/10. Why not Rikka?
>>737961002
Only seen the one in GDQ.
>>737961211
You are the worst
>>737961042
Well just try to go to bed today at an usual time anyway to not totally fuck up your sleep cycle
>>737961129
>some more things
Like what?
>>737961129
Dont lie!!
>>737961478
Cuz i already have a Rikka one
>>737961419
Yee.
>>737961478
No.
>>737961482
Sleep schedule is already all fucky. Gotta unfucky it.
>>737961257
6'3"
>>737961438
Perv.
>>737961528
Other super lewd, slightly gay items.
>>737961553
>Implying lying
>>737960609
I normally sleep for 16
>>737961553
fucking>>737961002
>>737961478
oh. okay.
>>737961413
what's okay?
>>737961773
That's no good. I love my sleep, sure, but that would be too much.
>>737961666
Are you not?
Burn the homosexuals
>>737961576
Well then be disciplined about going to sleep and set alarms
>>737961478
Unless you're a sloth, I don't think so
>>737961945
Not at all.
>>737961973
Not homo if they're in a skirt.
>>737961666
Lies! I walked quickly!
>>737961848
I saw alot of cosplayers went to a heantai panel and bought alot of shirts! It was great and as you can see I got another pillow
>>737962031
Nah. I'll just fix it over time. I don't have any responsibilities at the moment, so it isn't hurting anyone.
>>737961666
>6'3"
[X] Doubt
>>737962072
Is that how you cope with your faggotry uwu
>>737962072
Really? I mean you don't have to...
I claim Ako , now and forever.
>>737961848
You're okay
Later.
>>737962114
>as you can see I got another pillow
actually no i don't see because you never told me and you haven't posted any pics either
>>737962494
yes i sure fucking am
>>737962149
It's making it harder for you to fix it once responsibilities are back and is taking time off your day tho
>>737961553
Not getting a second one?
>>737961666
>chucked
O-oh..
But how can it be super lewd and only slightly gay?
>>737961576
That usually happens when/if I manage sleep for too long.
>>737961848
It might be a bit hard to get used to moving with C at first, but it's way better.
>>737962031
Oh...
>>737962181
Checkmate.
>>737962189
By wearing skirts? Yes.
>>737962244
>Implying.
>>737959729