Fluffy Thread

>>737942752
Except the fluffy would be stress/fear pooping in your tea the entire time. Enjoy your turd juice.

Bumpin it

File: 1468948214820.jpg (81KB, 625x774px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 625x774px

I'm really scared of fluffy threads but I don't know why I keep coming in here, I don't know what I am expecting this time.

I know it will have violence against cartoons and etc and nothing is real but the way that you guys project the violence with them is what triggers me the most, because I can't understand what made you guys think about this.

I can't sleep sometimes because some images of fluffies being brutally killed or abused haunts me.

>>737941541
Moar egor, please

>>737943864
People fear what they don't understand.
If you want to understand this fandom, go to fluffywiki and read the lore. Even if you don't like it, at least you'd know what the hell is going on and it will ease your pain desu.

pmuB

>>737943864
There is an image that explains the entire fluffy thing, sadly, I dont have it saved.

File: 1498692404305.png (984KB, 1248x3085px) Image search: [Google]

984KB, 1248x3085px

>>737944260
If you're going to bump, at least do it with some contribution.

>>737944332
Here it is, kind Anon.

>>737944332
>>737944464
>the entire fluffy thing
It's just a quick rundown

File: 1411612726066.png (152KB, 700x759px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 700x759px

>>737945117
You're welcome, you ungrateful jerk.

File: Flame.png (18KB, 1400x900px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 1400x900px

>>737941597

File: Fictionaw Cweatuwe.png (563KB, 848x2495px) Image search: [Google]

563KB, 848x2495px

>>737943864
Wow. Fluffy abuse haunts you? Seriously?

You kids get triggered by everything these days. I thought I was a bitch but every day the internet finds a way to surpass even me. If you don't like it, walk away.

And Imma shut up now. I'm not terribly stable for some reason since I got home from work.

File: 1498070947224.png (90KB, 728x6280px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 728x6280px

1/8

File: 1498071046728.png (2MB, 431x8000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 431x8000px

>>737945433
2/8

File: 1498071133515.png (2MB, 373x8000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 373x8000px

>>737945496
3/8

File: 1498071211142.png (2MB, 474x8000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 474x8000px

>>737945555
4/8, and holy quads.

File: 1498071235045.png (84KB, 768x6605px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 768x6605px

>>737945614
5/8

File: Hewwo.png (47KB, 550x400px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 550x400px

>>737945614
Holy quads would be 7s.

File: 1498071408784.png (2MB, 415x8000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 415x8000px

>>737945639
6/8

File: 1498071464677.jpg (834KB, 606x8000px) Image search: [Google]

834KB, 606x8000px

>>737945724
7/8

File: 1498071500956.jpg (431KB, 386x8000px) Image search: [Google]

431KB, 386x8000px

>>737945812
8/8

File: A Rapist 2.jpg (1MB, 1624x2100px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1624x2100px

>>737946107

File: A Rapist 3.jpg (1MB, 1621x2100px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1621x2100px

>>737946151

CC2 ?

File: Bwak Kniggit.png (868KB, 1431x1083px) Image search: [Google]

868KB, 1431x1083px

"Fwuffy onwy hab wittwest huwties!"

>>737946180
Is this a spin on youtube poop's crazytown's you can do what you want a pirates life is free ?

>>737946888
Sorta. Kinda sad how many people know Alestorm ONLY from that show...they've got a decent catalogue of music.

>>737946979
Never heard of alestrom. Is that a youtube channel ?

>>737947147
It's pirate metal, they're actually really good

File: Catch.png (2MB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2048x1536px

>>737947255
Thank you for beating me to it.

Yar.

File: 1498769429775.jpg (78KB, 476x674px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 476x674px

Looking for more abuse-sir

Foal abuse is what I seriously need, any more like this?>>737948092

File: Gonna Eat Dat.jpg (416KB, 1000x2130px) Image search: [Google]

416KB, 1000x2130px

>>737948244
Define "abuse..."

>>737941762
A jellenheimer in a foal-in-a-can machine. Just great. I love wierdbox.

>>737948331
Eh, would be better if it was direct abuse to them.

>>737948244
I shall be drawing foal abuse on the booru, if you must know. Won't update too frequently, as I'm barely starting, but yeah, I believe foal abuse is the best.

File: Fwuffy's Widdle Bitch.png (118KB, 1624x948px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 1624x948px

>>737948651

>>737949116
Would gladly torture that bratty bitch tbh.

File: Why Huwt.jpg (197KB, 825x600px) Image search: [Google]

197KB, 825x600px

>>737949215

>>737943864
Granny knows how to shoot. Finger gesture is perfect. You are haunted by the fluffy stuff because you know what this is all about. And you want to become part of this. Just feel the fluff and let it go.

>>737945555
Chekd quads.

File: 46058 - abuse amputee artist-wolfram_sparks before_and_after eye eye-loss foal high_maintenance_fluffy original_art safe.png (153KB, 800x1000px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 800x1000px

>>737948244
I'll post what I got, but I'm looking for art by Abuse-sir. That guy was the master

>>737949828
Expectations vs. Reality.
More like this?

>>737948092
Abuse sir used to show up from time to time. We even had some OC. Great times

Hi serial killers in training!

File: 33599 - artist-paint blood foal impending-abuse knife.png (84KB, 492x1560px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 492x1560px

>>737950336

File: 37175 - abuse artist-paint boxcutter foal questionable.png (70KB, 732x1740px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 732x1740px

>>737950714

Heres some http://imgur.com/a/TyPDR>>737949828

>>737943153
If they're made of tea, it's unlikely they have a digestive tract or the ability to shit.

>>737942752
This seems like a poorly conceived product.

File: 37191 - abuse artist-paint explicit foal foal-abuse justfuckmyshitup.png (145KB, 962x766px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 962x766px

>>737950834

File: Pot Fluffy.png (1MB, 1500x4290px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1500x4290px

>>737951034

>>737950947
I love you. Thank you. I thought they were lost forever!

>>737950714
>>737950834
Just....fucking no....

File: 37213 - abuse artist-paint blood burning explicit foal foal-abuse hook notdeadyet.png (218KB, 774x1010px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 774x1010px

>>737951043

>>737951221
As is this. Someone at Hasbio R&D needs to pay off the acid.

>>737945433
>>737945496
>>737945555
>>737945614
>>737945639
>>737945724
>>737945812
>>737945855
Excellent. RingOfFire is the best

>>737951043
>>737951306
That's enough, spaz! Fuck.

File: Sorry Poop Bucket.png (756KB, 1148x4689px) Image search: [Google]

756KB, 1148x4689px

>>737951377
There's a market for everything.

>>737951525
For fuck's sake...

File: 7744_alicorn_artist_coalheart_daddeh_earth_fluffy_finch_fluffy_daddy_foals_good_daddeh_runt_safe.jpg (200KB, 2233x1457px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 2233x1457px

Need some fucking hugbox to cleanse my palette. Fucking shit, /b/

Hugbox please

File: 13021_artistquickhorn_blocks_drawing_hugbox_russian_hugbox_week_safe_twins_1.png (114KB, 805x631px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 805x631px

>>737951863
I gotchu fam.

>>737950714
>>737950834
>>737951043
>>737951306
Whoever you are, I currently love you.

File: expectation.png (405KB, 500x879px) Image search: [Google]

405KB, 500x879px

>>737950336

>>737952052
Back the fuck up, we got an edgelord over here.

>>737951978
Thank you <3

>>737952160
Whoever you are, I also currently love you.

>>737952364
Da howwow!

File: 1498233941005.png (331KB, 795x704px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 795x704px

>>737952364

>>737952418
Nao yu see da poopies inhewent tu da sysdem!

>>737952595
Fwight da powah!

File: [Mummah Intensifies].gif (156KB, 256x257px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 256x257px

>>737952922
Every parent ever.

>>737952922
I feel like this is a PSA on Fluff TV for abstinence.

File: Hey Wadies.jpg (134KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 768x1024px

>>737953097
Never happen. Babies! is the top rated show on FluffTV. They wouldn't kill the cash cow.

File: Style.jpg (771KB, 943x2669px) Image search: [Google]

771KB, 943x2669px

>>737953152
>>737953201
I need some of the drugs that Micron takes...

File: 37251 - abuse artist-paint blood burning candle explicit flies foal foal-abuse notdeadyet therideneverends.png (221KB, 774x1010px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 774x1010px

>>737951306
Last one. Feels like I'm beating a dead horse.

>>737953251
True dat

File: Dis Faggot.png (28KB, 443x592px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 443x592px

>>737953343
That joke is bad and you should feel bad.

>>737953343
Feels like you're a disgusting piece of shit. Fuck this entire comic.

File: 03nkGxu.png (233KB, 476x674px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 476x674px

has to be one of my favorite weirdbox pics

>>737953542
Fluffy Kaiju. Fuck yes.

File: IMG_0607.jpg (891KB, 900x1950px) Image search: [Google]

891KB, 900x1950px

I wrote some sadbox yesterday, unrelated to Blue. Date went well btw. Let me find my story and I'll put it here. -Blue Anon

>>737952950
Merlin ! Watermelon ! It's nice Mister !

>>737953920

Death of A Good Fluffy

>I remember when I first got little Arnold
>He was a little babbling pip-squeak, the sole remainder of a fluffy family, his mother dead in an alleyway on a cold winter night, along side his brethren and his father, mouths frozen shut, noses sealed by ice, and frost taking limbs.
>Yet he survived, peeping underneath his mother's body, where I rescued him
>Orange. My favorite color. And I had always had a fondness for the curiosity and energy of Pegasus fluffies.
>When I got home with him, I realized I had left my TV on, and it was playing "Jingle All The Way."
>Yep. That's how little Arnold got his name.
>He was a joy to raise
>I had a little trouble with him peeing on the carpet, but a mix of sorry stick treatments and spaghetti rewards cut out that behavior soon enough.
>"Awnowd wub daddeh." He said to me on one of his final days
>"And daddy loves Arnold" I said to him, well aware that he wasn't for long
>I had noticed the grey hairs maybe two weeks before his departure
>A sign of age, something rare in a fluffy
>Fluffies, if left to they're own devices in the wild, don't have incredibly long life spans. Even the smart and lucky ones only live to about 2 years of what should be a 7 year lifespan.
>To think. 7 years ago, everything went down in Cleveland. Fluffies began to roam the nation more freely than ever before, with many abandoned after the poor publicity "The Sketti-Land Incident" provided
>Crazy how time flies by
>He noticed it as well
>"Daddeh?" He asked on one of his last days
>"Yes Arnold?"
>"Du yu stiww wub Awnowd eben do nu haf pwetty gween anymowe?"
>"Of course I do Arnold. Of course I do."
>It happened on a Friday. Sketti Day.
>I set him the dish, and he chowed down, almost aware it was his last meal
>"Daddeh?"
>"What is it Arnold"
>"Feew.... sweepie."
>I teared up a little
>"That's fine little guy. Take a rest whenever you like." I said as I stroked his back
>"Awnowd... wub... daddeh.."
>"Daddy loves you to."

>>737953920
Good to hear my dude

File: Depressed Nibbles.jpg (214KB, 832x1467px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 832x1467px

>>737953987
MOAR!

Seriously, draw this out more if you can. It's got the right core to hit you right in the feels.

File: IMG_0556.jpg (170KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1024x768px

Notes on fluffy research: I've noticed that sometimes after a particularly stupid move, if a smarty still has a herd, they will crown a new smarty and abandon him.
>Seen here was one I found, who in a desperate struggle to catch up with his former herd, took a shortcut and ended up tangled in a barbed wire fence
>After a minute of observation, he lapsed into a "wan die" loop
>Injected with a nightshade/snakeroot compound to put down, died almost instantly

File: 1498507724269.jpg (146KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 1024x768px

More dancie babbeh!

File: IMG_0327.png (120KB, 772x732px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 772x732px

>>737954542

I like to keep my stories (besides Blue) short and sweet to an extent. I might make a sequel to one of the "funny" stories I wrote (Fluffy Affairs Division), but I'm comfortable with keeping this one a single. Glad you enjoyed.

>>737954850
I love this little baby. I'd probably be that nutjob that would adopt a bunch of pillowfluffs so they could have a good life and not get picked up by abusers or converted into the awful product that is a little pal.

>>737954956
Bless your soul

>>737954878

Here's another story I wrote a while ago

Awseface

>Be Awseface, saddest fwuffy ebah. Much heawt hewties. Daddeh said be niceh daddeh, nu buse wike ol' daddeh
>Awseface gu way fwum shewtah wif daddeh, haf many happeh soon thinks.
>Bu daddeh tewws me nu awwowed tu make bad poopies.
>Awseface teww daddeh can du
>Bu Awseface nu can fin' wittawbox, es poofie gone!
>Awseface make bad poopies, nu mean tu! Nu mean tu! Huuuuhuuuhuuu.
>Meanie daddeh gif sowwy stick mow den evah haf felt. Su saddeh.
>Bu Awseface nu think dat daddeh was meanie den. Awseface makie mistake, wight?
>But den, I heaw meanie daddeh tawkie tu fwien
>Daddeh say he take wittawbox tu gif Awseface huwties an make Awseface think be wowstest fwuffy evah.
>Maybe Awseface es wowstest fwuffy evah
>Aftah aww, Awseface makie howsie fiwe
>An daddeh can nu get out of howsie
>Awseface am Awsonist

File: Fluffy Tetris.jpg (179KB, 700x2400px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 700x2400px

>>737954878
I understand short but there's no real buildup. With a little more you could get a good punch in the gut instead of a soft "aww..."

Of course, every time I try to write it comes out as hot garbage so who am I to criticize?

File: 1498623363504.png (493KB, 1000x896px) Image search: [Google]

493KB, 1000x896px

>>737954850

File: IMG_0341.jpg (104KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 768x1024px

>>737955160

A soft "aw" was kind of what I was aiming for, after all, Im writing Fluffy, not Shakespeare, but thanks for the feedback. Maybe I'll write a longer sadbox story sometime. Also, some advice. Never be discouraged, writing is an art, and all art requires practice.

File: Bwave.png (237KB, 756x550px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 756x550px

>>737955407
And, like any art, it requires some talent to translate thought into another medium. I've either lost that ability or never had it in the first place and deluded myself otherwise.

Shit, I didn't mean to go there...um....fluffy!

>>737953251
okay, what faggot took homestuck and though "you know what this needs? FUCKING FLUFFIES"

>>737954771
Awful and edgy

File: IMG_0474.png (810KB, 1000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

810KB, 1000x2000px

>>737955671

I suppose, but I believe even someone who believes that they don't have any talent engrained within them from the beginning can hone themselves to an extent. I know that admitting anything on the internet is practically suicide, but I'll be honest, when I was in school, I didn't learn how to write or read properly till at least the fifth grade. Guess that explains a lot eh?

>>737954888
Poor fluffy :(

File: Bye Weggies.jpg (135KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 768x1024px

>>737955970
Naw. Now is what matters, not then. I've basically got the inverse problem; everything dulls faster than I can hone.

But enough human feels; more fluffy feels.

File: Bye Weggies Two.jpg (145KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 768x1024px

>>737956244

Anyone got any more of the Russian Apocalypse comics?

>>737956244
>>737956271

I love these two so much. I've been meaning to write some more weirdbox besides "Awseface" if you could even qualify that as weirdbox.

File: PRAYING TO GOD IT CONTINUES.png (1017KB, 850x1530px) Image search: [Google]

1017KB, 850x1530px

>>737956392
the guy stopped making them, last i checked someone else was continuing it but only one has been drawn so far.

>>737956392
"Be movings to Leningrad, they be of saying...
"Weather is of nice, they am saying...
"Good time...
"Beach party..."

File: Space Fluffy.png (292KB, 984x2352px) Image search: [Google]

292KB, 984x2352px

>>737956436
Some inspiration.

>>737954956
that's not exactly the work of a nutjob

File: IMG_0475.png (391KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

391KB, 1000x1000px

>>737956639

Damn it, now I have an idea. I'll be back. I'll give you a hint to what it's gonna be though. Jason X. With a fluffy.

File: Bacon Wrapped Foal.gif (997KB, 356x1200px) Image search: [Google]

997KB, 356x1200px

>>737956968
I've got this great concept for a Planet of the Fluffies story but...yeah...

>>737957118
Nope. Nopenopenope

>>737951525
what the fuck
10/10

File: 1494181076485.png (58KB, 372x381px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 372x381px

How big are fluffies?

>>737957259
Cat sized, in most cases. I imagine most of them would look like a cat-sized guinea pig (and now I want a guinea pig but already have a cat...)

>>737957259
Using an earth fluffy for example, foals can usually fit in the palm of your hand. Full grown fluffies tend to reach the size of cats.

>>737956968
Was that other story with Jason taking care of a group of fluffies ever finished? If so, mind dumping?

>>737957379
Time for some gene-splicing!

File: 1494819967732.jpg (228KB, 1495x963px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 1495x963px

I wish I had a fluffy. I would take care of it, cuddle it, feed it the best home made sketties and meatballs, and never abuse the babies. On the other hand, if any smartys come into my house or lawn Id capture and torture them. I would torture them until they werent smartys anymore and then set them free. The ones that remain smartys will die in the most slowest painful way possible.

>>737957118

>"Hewp! Da hoomin escape!"
>"Get your hooves off of me, you filthy mistake!"
>"He can tawkie! He can tawkie!"
>"I CAN SIIING!"
>"Oh, hewp me, Doctah Zawus!"
>"Doctah Zawus, Doctah Zawus!"
>"Doctah Zawus, Doctah Zawus, Oooooh, Doctah Zawus!"
>"What's wrong with me?"
>"Fwuffy tink yu cwazy!"
>"I want a second opinion!"
>"You awso dummeh!"
>Repeated "Doctah Zawus"

Another loving rip-off of The Simpsons

File: Kosher Fluffy.jpg (167KB, 674x944px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 674x944px

>>737957678
Then the fluffy shits all over your carpet, your good shoes, the Wenberg account, and your game console. Every day they refuse to eat their kibble in favor of your sketties. The babies screech at all hours about any little thing.

Until you finally snap. Pic unrelated.

File: IMG_0337.png (267KB, 600x559px) Image search: [Google]

267KB, 600x559px

>>737957604

POGO STICK

>>737957678
That's some jacked up logic, fam. Why not set up anti-fluffy measures outside and prevent smarty herds to begin with?

>>737957678
If fluffies were real I would be an exterminator. By the way thats my current job. Rats and roaches, but having fluffy on the combo would be great. We do dogs and cats too.

>>737957118
I can imagine the stench of cooking that foal, my imagination tells me that it would reek of taco shits with a hint of bacon.

File: New House.jpg (594KB, 540x2962px) Image search: [Google]

594KB, 540x2962px

>>737958818
Actually, I have one single problem with it, myself: at least shave the foal first. You'd be hacking up hairballs for a week.

More Cooking with Foals here.

File: IMG_0491.png (69KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 500x500px

>>737957418

I never finished that actually. Maybe after I'm done with Blue I'll go back to work on it. Sorry I ended on a cliffhanger. You know what. Fuck it. I'll start working on it today. Dump incoming.

Pic was drawn by a very talented anon who I requested to draw for shameless promotion of my story

>>737959470

Jason and The Fluffies

>Camp Crystal Lake, 2017
>"Jason, my son... You have to kill them both for mother."
>The behemoth of an undead man child rose from his sleep, and trudged out of his shack, now deadset on ending his victims
>Meanwhile, two businessmen stepped out of they're vehicle, one holding a crate of fluffies
>The man with the crate turned to the other
>"You sure this place is really a good spot for a fluffy resort, Frank? I mean, that Tommy guy in the diner seemed really sincere with that stuff he told us about the Voorhees family."
>Frank turned to his business partner
>"Come on Mike, you didn't really believe all that bullshit did you? That Jarvis guy was clearly insane, and besides, Jason Voorhees is just a legend, just like that Mike Myers guy."
>"The guy from Saturday Night Live is a legend?"
>"Just shut up and get the fluffies settled Mike."
>"Alright, alright."
>Mike entered the main cabin and opened the large crate, waking up The Fluffies.
>"Come on out little guys" He spoke softly
>When they hesitated, Frank got involved
>"Come on out, you little shits, or you'll all get 30 strikes with the sorry stick!" He yelled
>A unanimous cry of "Nuuuuu! Nu wan' sowwy stick!" rang out, as all 10 of the fluffies scrambled they're way out of the crate.
>Frank glared at Mike, and muttered something unintelligible along the lines of "fucking hippie", and walked upstairs to his room.
>Mike leaned down and tried to comfort the fluffies, to no avail
>However, when he offered Spaghetti, the mood of the fluffies changed instantly
>"Wan sketties! Sketties fu bestest hewd! Aww gud fwuffies hewe!" Said Snowball, a domesticated smarty unicorn.
>"Alright, but you have to calm down, before I can make some, or else Frank will make sure there isn't any spaghetti for anyone."
>Jason watched through the window from afar
>He would wait till night to strike

>>737958129
I can have sketties for them every day. If they dont shit in their large litter box and make bad poopies they get the tiny sorry box for a whole day and night with no sketties or attention. If one of them shits on my ps4 and ruins it they have to eat their own shit for half a year. The sorry stick is also a good tool for punishment. I would use a thorn vine, and smack their asses as hard as I can until they shit blood. As for the babies go I would put them and their mommeh in a soundproof box over night so I can sleep. If the mommeh makes bad poopies Ill take away her babies until she swears she wont do it again. If she she turns into a spoiled smarty Im killing her babies in front of her and then throwing her into the street to suffer alone.

>>737959560

>A little bit later, and Mike was leading the fluffies outside, exploring the wilderness.
>"Awigh hewd, gwassy nummies hew, we can haf dis now, ow wait fu sketties." Proclaimed Snowball
>"Haf sketties now?" Asked Butterface, the youngest of the fluffies, a pure yellow Earthie.
>"Nu. Haf gwassy o' wait fu' sketties."
>"Oh."
>The fluffies crowded together under Mike's watch, eating the grass and resting in the shade of the trees
>"Wat es dis pwace daddeh?" Asked Pine, a green and brown Pegasus mare
>Mike squatted, bringing himself to the fluffies level
>"This is Camp Crystal Lake, Pine."
>"Pine wike Camp Cwystaw Wake. Smeww pwetty wit twees." She said, referring to the scent of the woods
>"Good."
>After all the fluffies stuffed they're little tummies with grass and relieved themselves, Mike took them inside, looking forward to a good nights rest
>Sunset, and Jason tilted his head in confusion
>He had never seen these strange and small animals before, not around Camp, not on Elm Street, and most definitely not in Space. Wait, never mind, that last one was a dream that bastard Freddy implanted in him to test him. Of course they wouldn't be there.
>After he took care of his work, maybe he could try to figure the strange creatures out

File: Triumph of Cruelty.jpg (41KB, 265x370px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 265x370px

>>737959572
And inside every hugboxer is a abusefag just waiting to tear a fluffy a new asshole.

Well done.

>>737959731

>"YOU GAVE THEM SPAGHETTI AFTER THEY ALREADY ATE?!?!"
>Frank was livid at his business partner
>Mike cowered and whimpered "I... They said they were still hungry..."
>"WELL NOW I'M NOT HUNGRY, BECAUSE THERE IS SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR!"
>"Pweas stop yewwin daddeh, Snowbaww an' hewd be gud fwuffies fwum now on." Whined Snowball The Smarty, now in the large crate again with the rest of his herd
>Frank smashed his hand against the crate, making it wobble
>"NU! PWEASE NU SCAWY WOCKIES!" Cried Tiny Tim, the runt of the group, who was red and orange like Hulk Hogan
>Frank shot one last dirty look at Mike
>"YOU CLEAN UP BY THE TIME I GET BACK, OR I'LL HAVE YOU AND YOUR BELOVED FLUFFIES HEAD ON A PIKE!"
>He stormed out into the night for a smoke
>The Fluffies whimpered in they're crate for a while, as Mike hunched down, cleaning the molten shit off the ground
>"Daddeh, es Snowbaww bad smawtie?"
>"No, Snowball, just tell your herd to go to sleep." Mike sighed
>A little later, on the shore of Crystal Lake, Frank stood, watching the moons reflection in the water
>"Maybe that morons got everything cleaned up by now. I should head back."
>However, when he turned his back to the lake, out rose a ghastly figure, who grabbed him by the leg and pulled him in
>Ki ki ki... Ma ma ma...
>"Good boy Jason, now dispose of the other one. Do it for Mommy."
>Jason once again re-emerged from the lake, now soaked in both water and blood, and marched through the woods towards the main cabin

>>737959804

>Midnight, and still no sign of Frank.
>Mike sighed as he put the crate of dozing fluffies into they're safe room
>Maybe Frank had ran off, he was prone to irrational behavior after all
>Mike began to turn out all the lights and start the fireplace
>He'd just lay back in the couch and relax
>Hard to relax when the smell of acidic fluffy shit is hanging in the air, but Mike did his best to relax anyway
>He heard the door open, and turned
>"Oh Frank, your back WHAT TH-MPHH!"
>A large, rotting hand wrapped around Mikes face, and lifted him into the air
>Jason lurched towards the fireplace, and slammed Mike into the fire, pushing him into the embers until his eyes burned out of they're sockets
>"Good boy, Jason. Now come back to mother, come home."
>Jason instinctually began to follow the orders of his mother, but stopped before he left.
>He had to know what those strange animals were
>He loved animals
>Back when he was still but a child, his mother taught him two very important things
>Number one: Always obey mother
>And number two: Never hurt an animal unless provoked
>They're was a few other things he was taught, like don't hurt any of his fellow children, but that was pushed to the back of his mind
>Jason had to know what those horse things were
>Slowly and methodically, Jason checked each room for the fluffies, before he finally found they're safe room
>Jason closed the door behind him, and opened up they're crate
>The fluffies woke up, and each trotted out of the crate
>"Awigh hewd, membah tu owny make poopies in witta box." Yawned Snowball
>"Wub Bwubewwy." Cooed Strawberry, a red and green earth pony, cuddling her special friend
>"Bwubewwy wub yu tu." Replied Blueberry, a blue and white earthie stallion.
>"Come on Snowbaww! Es time tu pway!" Nagged Pine, poking her "special friend"
>"Chawes pwotect hewd fu smawtie!" Declared Charles, a large pink and brown "toughie", much larger than the others
>Jason tilted his head in confusion.

>>737959871

>The fluffies continued to play, almost entirely oblivious to Jason's presence
>"Wub hewd, wub daddeh, wub evewyting!" Sung Linda, a light and dark green pegasus mare
>"Whew es cowowin bookie?" Asked Ash, an ash colored (Really?) unicorn stallion
>"Cweam don nu, bu stiww wub Ashie an hewd!" Cream answered, a cream and brown earthie mare
>"Bu Ashie nu am Cweam speciaw fwien?"
>"Don caw, wub hewd, nu be awone anymowe!"
>Jason felt something tug at his worksman jeans
>It was Tiny Tim, the Hulk Hogan runt fluffy
>"Yu es not daddeh, whewe es daddeh?" He asked
>Jason stepped back a bit. This was something really strange to take in for a guy who hadn't really seen anybody or anything since 2009.
>He still had absolutely no idea what these things were, and they kind of freaked him out
>After all, they are talking, retarded neon colored furred horses at a miniature size.
>"Why es mistah aww wet an covewed en boo-boo juice?" Tiny Tim asked
>Jason, again, just tilted his head in confusion
>"Wet mistuh nu smeww pwetty. Maybe nee' huggies?" The runt continued
>Then Tiny Tim hugged Jason's boot
>And then all the other fluffies approached and hugged him too.
>Jason probably would have smiled if he still had the muscles on his face to do that under his mask
>These things were the only creatures on earth who had shown him any kindness at all besides his mother.
>Effortlessly, Jason scooped them all up into his arms and marched out of the safe room, and out of the cabin
>"Whewe goin?" Asked Pine
>Jason didn't answer
>"Snowbaww, whewe es niceh mistuh takin hewd?" Inquired Tiny Tim
>"Snowbaww dun' nu." Quivered Snowball
>Snowball had seen Mike in the fireplace when none of the others had
>But he was just barely smart enough to not raise a fuss about it
>He knew that whatever would have happened to him or his herd would have been awful if he had raised the alarm
>Besides, maybe this mister was a new daddy. Maybe he was saving them after Mike had an accident.
>Yeah. Sure.

>>737959572
So...you sound more like an abuser than a hugboxer. Even some of the most irresponsible hugboxers know not to allow a fluffy to have skettis every day. You eliminate the strongest reward you can give to a fluffy, and they will begin to demand it or gain weight due to excessive carb intake.

Why would you even let them out of a safe room to have the slightest chance of shitting on your stuff? And it's clear you have no true comprehension in how to discipline a fluffy beyond "just hurt them a lot."

>>737959947

>Jason layed the fluffy herd gently down onto the floor of the shack
>He also quickly removed all the really sharp objects from the floor
>He had a pet once, a cat
>He used it to distract teenagers, and then while they let they're guards down, thinking the noise was only a cat, he'd fucking machete the shit out of them
>Unfortunately the cat didn't like him much, and eventually it ran away
>Jason was deadset making sure something like that never happened again
>He was going to be the best damn weird-fluff covered miniature retarded horse owner in the world!
>Jason quickly collected 4 sticks of wood and set them up in a box formation, then turned to the fluffies and pointed at it
>He did this multiple times to no avail, before Snowball, the herds smarty, caught on
>"Oh, hewd, n...nice mu..mistuh es showin' wittawboxie." Stuttered Snowball, still slightly unnerved at Jason's intimidating presence that the other fluffies were pretty oblivious of, and the fact that he was the only fluffy who saw Mike's corpse
>"Oh, wittahbox." Cooed the rest of the fluffies, as they trotted over and began they're anal dumpage.
>Jason nodded in approval. He probably would have not been doing that if his rotting nose had been operating correctly, but the fluffies were following orders, so he was pleased
>The fluffies began to explore the shack, and play a short game of tag as Jason watched.
>Then Blueberry, the most curious of the fluffies, began to tug at Pamela Voorhees's sweater that was apart of Jason's shrine
>And with two simple words of "Wats dis?" Blueberry brought it down, along with Pamela's head
>Panic and confusion ensured
>"EEEEEK! HOOMIN LADEH HEADIE FAWW DOWN!" Cried pretty much all the fluffies
>"NU CAN SEE! NU CAN SEE!" Cried Blueberry, having pulled the sweater over himself
>Jason quickly scooped up his mothers head and sweater, placing them back in they're places
>Then he grabbed for Blueberry, who had attempted to escape as soon as the sweater was removed

>>737959746
Not every hugboxer. Some of us know how to fucking handle pets and would treat a fluffy likewise.

>>737960173

>As Blueberry tried to skitter away, Jason yanked it back with surprising speed by its tail
>"SCREEEEE! NU HUWT BWUEBEWWY!"
>Jason then pinned it to the floor to its back with one hand, and raised the other
>"PWEASE NU HUWT BWUEBEWWY, BE GUD FWUFFY! BE GUD FWUFFY!"
>Jason swiftly brought the hand down and!
>"Jason! Stop this instant!"
>Jason froze, fist hairs away from Blueberry's babbling face
>"Jason, you may not kill them! They remind me so much of... you. You and these things are so special." Whispered the disembodied voice of Pamela Voorhees
>Jason gradually losened his grip of Blueberry, until Blueberry could move again
>Then Snowball chimed in
>"Bwuebewwy, puwwin down c-cwothin' was- was bad! Mistuh wa-was onwy tewwin yu ded baddie t-thing" Whimpered Snowball, still terrified, and still trying to keep himself and his herd alive by trying to appease Jason.
>"B-bwuebewwy undahstan', nu mowe puww down cwothin', be gud fwuffy." Muttered Blueberry, hushed by his fear
>Jason saw that Blueberry was upset, and to comfort him, began to scratch him on the head with one finger
>This cheered up Blueberry up a bit, as he began to giggle
>"Hehehe! Dat tickwe!"
>"Wan tickwe! Wan tickwe!" Chanted almost all of the other fluffies as they crowded around Jason
>Jason was happy to oblige
>Pine noticed that Snowball wasn't coming up to get tickles, so trotted over
>"Whas wong Snowbaww? Nu wan tickwes?" She asked
>"S-snowbaww scawed of nu daddeh."
>"Nu be siwwy, get tickwe!"
>And so she pushed Snowball over, and Jason tickled him, and Snowball began to laugh
>Maybe this new monst- daddy wasn't so bad after all...

>>737960221

>A few days later, on the outer road leading into Camp Crystal Lake, a cop car pulled up, and two officers stepped out
>"Why are we here again Dave?" Asked Officer Kevin O'Hara
>"Because O'Hara, those two men haven't been seen since they came here, and I'm afraid I know why they haven't." Replied Officer David "Dave" Meltzer
>"You, you- you don't think it could actually be Jason, do you?"
>"Fraid it might be. Jason hasn't been heard from for about eight years or so, makes sense he would start making noise after so long."
>And then suddenly, Officer O'Hara was hit with!
>A sudden urge to pee due to a large amount of coffee
>"I'll be right back Dave!"
>"Don't wander too far off, and keep your guard up!"
>Kevin trudged through the woods to a spot he was sure that no-one would be able to see him, and then promptly relieved himself
>Once he was done, he froze as he heard a rustle right behind him
>He spun around and!
>"Hai dere! Am Cweam! Wan pway?"
>"Oh thank the lord, it's just a fluffy." Thought Kevin
>Kevin looked around for a few seconds to make sure the coast was clear, and when he was certain that no-one could see, he lifted his boot high into the air
>"Wat mistuh doin'?" Asked Cream naively
>"Ending something I hate!" Kevin replied as he brought his boot down
>"URK!" Kevin cried as his boot stopped abruptly a mere finger length away from Cream
>Kikiki...Mamama...
>Kevin was lifted into the air by the back of his neck
>"Please... don't...." He sobbed
>"GAHK!" He cried as he was stabbed through the back with a machete
>"Yay! Scawy daddeh sab Cweam fwum meanie stompie mistuh!"
>Jason dropped Kevin's lifeless corpse to the ground, and picked up Cream, patting her on the head gently
>He then retreated back into the woods, waiting for his next victim to come and investigate

>>737960297

>After a few minutes of his partner O'Hara gone missing, Officer Meltzer was starting to hit a boiling point
>"I swear to fucking god, is he shitting or something? Jesus Christ, that would explain the putrid smell."
>Officer Meltzer began to follow his partners footsteps, completely oblivious to the fact that he was following the trail of a dead man
>"O'Hara?! O'hara?! Come out, you lazy shit! O'Har- Ohmygod."
>Just laying below him, was the corpse of his partner
>SHUUUUNK!
>A throwing axe flew by Officer Meltzers face, embedding itself into a tree
>fuckthisshitimout.exe
>Officer Meltzer scrambled desperately to his police car, right to where he could see it through the woods
>"I'm going to make it! I'm not dying today! I'm three days to retirement! I- AAAAAH OOF!"
>"OWIES! WHY HUWT ASHIE?!?"
>Officer Melter had tripped over Ash, not seeing him right in front of him in his bee-line state
>"Fucking fluffy piece of shit!" He pulled out his gun in anger and pointed at the fluffy when!
>SLICE!
>The gun (And Officer Meltzers arm) fell to the ground harmlessly
>"YAY! SCAWY DADDEH SABE ASHIE FWOM MEANIE MISTUH!" Squealed Ash in delight
>"AHHH MY FUCKIN ARM!" Screamed Meltzer in agony
>Jason wrapped his arms around Meltzer from behind, and tossed him in a perfect Release German Suplex!
>"Wuv scawy maskie daddeh!" Said Ash
>Jason picked him up, and petted him gently as he marched back to his shed

>>737959470
Oh cool, I didn't know you wrote that story too

File: Okay.png (69KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 640x480px

>>737960216
>fucking handle pets
>abuse the shit out of them

If I ever run into you and see you with a pet I'm gonna knock you the fuck out, son.

>>737960366

>Jason had now lived a few days with his fluffies, and was the happiest he had ever been in both his life and undeath
>Almost all of the fluffies had adjusted to Jason being they're new "Scary Mask Daddy"
>All except Snowball, the domesticated fluffy
>Ash and Cream had tried to tell him about how Jason wasn't that scary, but Snowball still didn't believe it
>However, one day, he got forced to believe it
>Day break, and Jason was fast asleep in his shack, fluffies all gathered in a fluffpile nearby
>Little did anyone of them expect a few new arrivals
>"Smawty fwien', u sure dis a weaw skettiwand?"
>"Stupie poopie fwuffy! Smawty fin gud skettiewand, an yu nu suwe er weaw?" The smarty then poked his horn into the brown fluffies eye
>"SEE PWACE HAF OWIES! Hue-hue! Nu qwestion smawtie nu mu!"
>A feral herd of five fluffies had gathered outside Jason's shack
>They're leader was a pink unicorn smarty, of the "hellgremlin" type
>Some smarties try to actually lead they're herds
>Hellgremlins just use they're herds to get what they want
>Besides the hellgremlin smarty, they're was a brown earthie (now minus one eye), a mauve Pegasus mare, engorged with the smarties babies, a large gold and purple toughie earthie, and one very miserable gray "enfie baby", who had grown up to be the smarties little bitch
>"Ha! Stupie hoomin nu put doow on housie! Hewd can jus' wawk wight in!"
>And in they marched
>The first thing that the smarty saw was Jason sleeping on the ground
>"Toughie fwuffy, gib hoomin biteh huwties!"
>"Toughie du fu hewd!"
>Jason can feel very little pain, but he is aware when he is supposed to feel it, and when the regal colored toughie bit his finger, he sat right up, and turned to this feral herd.
>Shit was about to go down

>>737960432
I'm not the one guy. I'm the guy that wrote this post:
>>737960078
If I were honestly given a fluffy, I would follow all modern fluffy care philosophy. I love these little bastards.

>>737960506

That's all I have already written, working on the next part now. To quote a song "Somebodies gonna get they're ass kicked, somebodies gonna get they're wig split."

>>737960408

Blue is actually a story I had on the back burner for a long time, since almost a year ago. I stopped being into the fluffy fandom for a bit, then came back pretty recently. I got into The Friday The Thirteenth films pretty recently due to the game, wrote the Jason stories, dished out the first two parts of the Blue story, and decided to expand on that. I like writing.

File: Best Hugs.png (632KB, 1320x1982px) Image search: [Google]

632KB, 1320x1982px

>>737960651
My apologies, then. Carry on.

>>737953987
nice one

File: 20170213_164055.jpg (950KB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

950KB, 2560x1440px

>>737960078
I hate smartys especially. In fact, I would feed all the smartys to my pitbull

>>737961202
It's understandable to hate smarties. I think they're little fucksticks, too. But killing them immediately isn't exactly the answer. For ferals, they certainly need incapacitated and removed from your property. Domesticated smarties need special attention and should otherwise be punished and loved equally. If they start showing physically violent behavior towards you or their fellow fluffs, then you escalate. Death is only a penalty for death.

>>737960506

>"Dummeh hoomin! Dis am smawty wan' now!" The doomed smarty declared
>Jason tilted his head for about the thirteenth time in this story.
>Jason's fluffies were still fast asleep in they're fluffpile
>"Sm-smawty... d-d-dis hoomin am k-ki-kind uf scawy. N-nu t-ti-"
>"Stoopie enfie babbeh, nu tawk back tu Smawty! Toughie, gif enfie babbeh biggest enfie huwties!"
>The toughie trotted away from Jason, still curious at these new fluffies, and over to the other fluffies.
>"Ben ovah Enfie!" Demanded the Toughie
>"O-otay." Whimpered the enfie, broken and submissive due to months of abuse, only being used for enfs.
>Them they went at it, and the enfie baby began to cry
>And Jason wasn't having that shit. He remembered back when he went to Manhattan what happened when one of his victims to be was being raped.
>And he was not a fan.
>Not at all.
>"Enf! Enf! Enf! Dats wight, cwy fu toughie! Gif toughie gud -ACH!"
>The toughie pony was now being strangled and dangled high above his comrades and one slave
>"Dummeh hoomin! Put toughie fwien down now, o smawtie gif biggest huwties!"
>And so Jason put the toughie down.
>And brought him back up.
>And then down again.
>By his tail.
>The toughie didn't have time to cry, he was unconscious by the first landing, and dead by the third.
>Jason flung the body away, where the toughies body hit a tree, leaving behind a frowning face of blood where it impacted
>The feral smarty was lost for words for once in his life.
>The life that would be over very soon.

>>737959572
Kek. Hugbox full of abuse. My kind of hugbox.

>>737962704
There need to be more mummahs like this, less mummahs tainted by human hatred of poor colored foals

>>737962741
But then it's not truly hugbox

File: Fluffy Bait 3.jpg (96KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1024x768px

>>737962256
Suddenly, Freddy starts killing the fluffies in their sleep because Freddy's a dick...

File: IMG_0564.png (375KB, 642x1870px) Image search: [Google]

375KB, 642x1870px

>>737962256

That's all for right now. Blue will get updated later today. Get hyped.

>>737963022

An interesting idea...

File: IMG_0521.png (306KB, 1000x1114px) Image search: [Google]

306KB, 1000x1114px

>>737963120
That's adorable. Not a chick, and I don't live in a Universe where fluffies exist for real, but if that was the case, I would say yes.

>>737961681
>be me
>smoking a fat blunt on my back porch
>see something in my back yard
>what the fuck? This weed my uncle gave me is some good shit. I think Im seeing shit
>it comes closer as it notices me
>Dummeh hoomin. Gib sketties, ow smawty gib wowstest owies!!!
>Welp, time to get the shovel
>stoopid poopie dummeh stinkeh hoomin! Put down sowwy sticky an gib numm-
>*whack*
>I hit it right in the head
>its eyeball is popping out and some of its teeth are missing
>uuuuuu....huuuuugghhhh..duu..meeh..
Monstu..uuu..hoominnn...uuuuu
..cough..weeze...hewpp..swaawtyyyy..
>I just leave it there. Go back inside and watch TV.

File: 1496893148109.png (120KB, 869x880px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 869x880px

>>737943864
Dude, run. I came in these threads out of disgust and curiosity, now I'm addicted to this Shit. I can't explain how or why but something makes me not only enter when I see one but actively seek it out. Leave now and forget what you saw here or you'll find yourself in my shoes soon enough.

File: 1495592817551.png (793KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]

793KB, 1080x720px

>>737963022
I dunno, I see Freddy falling for the little weirdos, too. It's kind of headcanon for me now that all movie slashers are hugboxers

File: Heiw.jpg (411KB, 936x1290px) Image search: [Google]

411KB, 936x1290px

>>737963219
In the end, only Jason and Snowball survive but Snowball is perpetually twitchy and never sleeps again.

Or whatever. That just kinda sprung to mind.

>>737963374
You could've just scooped the bastard up and flung him several yards away.

File: IMG_0483.png (757KB, 600x5334px) Image search: [Google]

757KB, 600x5334px

>>737963428

Except for any of the Ghostfaces. Due to the fact that most of them are dickhead teens who would probably enjoy abusing fluffies.

File: Helping.jpg (39KB, 378x382px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 378x382px

>>737963374
Should have smoked him out. That'd mellow almost any smarty...though it would increase the desire for sketties.

>>737963642
I could see that, yeah. It'd really just be the "monstrous" killers like Freddy, Jason, Michael, Leatherface, etc.

>>737963769
Just leave a plate out. You could even just heat up a can of Chef. Shit's cheap. Never thought of getting smarties high. Kind of genius. Hugboxer's dream: not having to kill a fluffy but still defeating a smarty. We could start calling fluffy-loving stoners Hotboxers.

>>737963428
IMO Freddy, having been a pedophile and kid-killer in life would be a hardcore abuser. Michael Myers would be indifferent.

Leatherface would be a definite hugboxer though.

>>737963856

The Predator would probably leave them alone, cause they only hunt "worthy prey" like Humans or Xenomorphs. Speaking of, I feel like Ripely from Aliens might actually like fluffies a bit. And on the topic of heros from horror flicks, I feel like Ash would fucking hate the things. Not in an abusive way, but in a "Get that thing the hell away from me" kind of way. He wouldn't have the patience to raise one.

>>737964109
I could see Freddy collecting smarties and using them to torment teenagers at least. Maybe not full-blown hugboxers, but he'd definitely keep some.

File: Reasonable Fucking Guy.jpg (1MB, 1024x6290px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1024x6290px

>>737964067
Hotobxer. I love it!

Hell, they'll take ramen with ketchup on it. How much cheaper can you get?

>>737964157
How would Sarah Connor react to them? On the one hand, I see her acting like Ash, on the other, she's got some mad maternal protective instincts.

>>737964272
Yeah. Your average feral smarty couldn't tell the difference, let alone a stoned one.

>>737964212
He'd keep some for torture. That's about it. I imagine Freddy to be the kind of guy who would recreate most of EgorAlexeev's animations.

>>737964465
I would've put Jigsaw in that role.

File: Fluffy Waifu Dealer.png (572KB, 800x4000px) Image search: [Google]

572KB, 800x4000px

>>737964359
Judgement Day was SKYNET pissed about the fluffy population. Human death was just a byproduct but it went "Oh, well...in for a penny..."

>>737941362
HAVEn't seen one of these in a long time

>>737964568
About the image: That shit's hilarious

>>737964359

I honestly have no idea, never been huge on The Terminator movies, but now I'm imagining Arnold holding one in his massive hand and being like "Augh, what do to retardehd horhse?"

>>737964684
Pet it. You pet the fuck out of it. Then teach it how to get swole.

>>737963637
>As Im watching TV I hear a slight >tapping at my back door
>what the fuck? I thought you were dead >already. Its been two hours.
>I open the door and the smarty is foaming at the mouth and moaning
>uuuuuuuugghh...gurgle. Pweeeeasee....
>Hewwwpp...smm..aawwty..biggest head
>owwies....hhuuuuuuugggh...
>I go upstairs and get my 45.
>I cock it and point it at the smarty.
>Duummmeh hoo-hoomin...no wan fo...
>fowebbe r sweepiez...Pwease...Hew-
>BRACOWWW!!!!!!
>I blew its head completely off.
>the smarty's body is flailing around and it shits a HUGE amount all over my back porch.
>ffffllllaaaaarrrrrpppp!!!!
>Oh fucking shit.
>chirp! Chirp! Cheeep!! Peeeep!!
>after I shot her she gave birth to a whole litter of babies.
>8 to be exact...

>>737964684
His new favorite gun is the fluffy grenade launcher.

>>737964554
Jigsaw is the kind of person who only tortures bad fluffies, like smarties or mares that hate their brown foals.

>>737942752
Lol wetfluff drew this for one of my stories! The tea fluffies are gardenfluff micros made entirely of plant matter that dissolves in hot water. their excrement and milk are lemon juice and cream, they dont poop. the story is right here if interested https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/45092

File: Wat.jpg (135KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 500x500px

>>737965070
That's...OK...um...kinda want to read but...

>>737964109

Isn't it established that Leatherface doesn't really enjoy killing that much, it's just that he's

>Extremely retarded
>Feels loyalty to his cannibal family
>Is also fucking terrified into submission by said family

So yeah, maybe fluffies would be the one light spot in Leatherfaces life.

File: Suddenly Nibbles.png (313KB, 500x1856px) Image search: [Google]

313KB, 500x1856px

>>737965430
Until he runs into cannibal fluffies and they make him their bitch...

File: dfa.jpg (167KB, 1024x615px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 1024x615px

>>737965245
well i got plenty of other stories https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/author%3Adeadweight/1

File: permbalba doodle.png (536KB, 499x639px) Image search: [Google]

536KB, 499x639px

>>737965070
Hello, DW. Fancy seeing you here. (I was kinda wondering whether I'd summon you by posting that pic)

>>737965635

Until Jason Voorhees decides it's time for a rematch for the fight they had in that Comic back in the 90's, and murders the fuck out of the cannibal fluffies. I mean, he doesn't like rapist fluffies, doubt he likes cannibals anymore than them.

File: 42248 - albino alicorn artist dust_collector author deadweight blood implied_death questionable random_bits_of_fluffies.png (991KB, 540x984px) Image search: [Google]

991KB, 540x984px

>>737965912
Dust! howsit goin?

>>737963642
Dubs Guy would also be a hardcore abuser.

>>737965025
"Jigsaws" might be a good term for hugboxers that are secretly abusers under the guise of "justice"

>>737965987
Just finished drawing a fanart of Adeline from the Bloodborne DLC. Now I'm gonna play Bloodborne and then I'll start drawing some fluffies again. (And then write while drinking wine & possibly make a fool of myself on Discord)

File: Down Da Hooowe.jpg (76KB, 500x700px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 500x700px

Not gonna lie, this is the best quality thread I've seen in a very long time. My night sucks less. Thanks for coming over.

File: 1476513413827.png (303KB, 476x989px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 476x989px

>>737966255
sounds like a full night! nothing wrong with a bit of fun =]

File: IMG_0315.jpg (61KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 480x360px

>>737966386

Holy shit is that a reference to Tiny Toons? Nostalgia bomb right there.

File: Drowning.gif (128KB, 705x1308px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 705x1308px

>>737966661
That's why I saved it.

File: Kos, or some say Kosm.png (328KB, 941x533px) Image search: [Google]

328KB, 941x533px

>>737966504
And you? What are you up to tonight?

>>737964836
>I scoop them all up and take them inside
>holy shit. These are very rare fluffies!
>theres a couple white ones, some neon ones, a few striped ones and a brown one
>I could sell these for a fortune
>I keep them in a shoe box and I head to bed
>peep!!! Peeep!!! Chirrrp!!! Cheeep cheep!!!!!
>uggh goddamnit. I cant sleep with them chirping all night
>I go and get my ear muffs and get some sleep.
>The next morning I take them to the exotic pet store
>I ask how much theyre worth and am >pleased to find out that for all of them >except the brown one get 1500 bucks.
>fuck yeah! Now I can pay my rent, buy some groceries, and buy a fat sack of weed.
>I ask the guy, what about the brown one?
>he said he would pay me an extra 10 bucks to use him as snake food
>I dont know why, but I feel bad for the little guy. Its not his fault hes brown.
>Well...I guess I can keep him for a while.
>To be continued...

>>737966827
writing and being generally lazy

File: 3d75af88-7dfa-42c6-bca8-553eb61ff8d3.png (1MB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 720x1280px

>>737966386
I gotta agree with you man. I'm seeing a lot of new stories tonight. I'll go back to lurking so you boys and girls can enjoy yourselves.

Have a good day anons!

File: 1498683093196.png (144KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 640x480px

>>737943864

File: 1499093740098.jpg (432KB, 2000x1500px) Image search: [Google]

432KB, 2000x1500px

Kek

File: 1499093717117.jpg (367KB, 2000x1500px) Image search: [Google]

367KB, 2000x1500px

>>737967681
Kek

>>737966827
Dust! My Ligotti-lovin' pal! Long time no videe.

File: Vacuous fluffy of Byrgenwerth.png (320KB, 981x475px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 981x475px

>>737967245
Ah, that's also a way to go.

>>737968246
Hiya! Been a while.

>>737968579
Missed you and your work.

Been moping in despair, etc. You?

File: ^567E42AE34C6C0F2F010892C40B2E010665F073462FDF3EE19^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (128KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1280x960px

>>737968579
and grilled some pizzas!

>>737967097
>I put him back in the shoe box and put him in the car
>I go to my uncle's house and buy an ounce of mango haze
>we go back home. I put him in my room with me.
>ppeeep!!! Peeep! Chirp!!!
>even though he's brown hes really cute
>I wish his mother wasnt a smarty. I would have kept her too I guess.
>while I was at the pet store I bought a >bunch of fluffy milk for him and a tiny >bottle.
>I fill it up and feed the little guy.
>jesus christ! For such a tiny dude he drank the whole thing!
>I get a dry washcloth and use it as a tiny blanket for him.
>he coos and goes to sleep.
>i think he'll be a good fluffy
>I go outside for a smoke
>come back inside and play some video games for a few hours.
>its almost night time now.
>I hear the fluffy chirping and crying very loudly from my room
> I open the door
>Oh my fucking god *gag*
>my whole room reeks like shit
>I look in the box and the whole bottom of it is COVERED in shit.
>the fluffy is also soaked in its own shit
>i decide that a shoe box isnt the best thing and I replace it with a plastic tote
>that way its easier to clean

File: new model.png (392KB, 916x567px) Image search: [Google]

392KB, 916x567px

>>737968948
>>737968762
Delicious, delicious despair pizza.

I've been learning to drive a car. Been already asked by my instructor whether I have any sense of self-preservation at all.

>>737957259
depends on who you ask. varies from canon to canon. the general answer you get will be the size of your average house cat. the smaller-end canons will be about the size of a roided-up guinea pig and the larger-end canons will be about the size of a still-growing beagle.

File: glow sticks.png (2MB, 749x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 749x1080px

>>737968762
Also, if you ever feel like talking, come and join the fluffy Discord channel, and message me.

>>737969304
tell him yes, if we get into a collision, i will make sure it is on your side! lol

>>737969884
How do join?

>>737970041
Uh... yeah... You ask a mod for an invitation, I think? (DW? Help?)

The channel is here.
discordapp.com/channels/220574939227488257/220574939227488257

>>737970597
i think they need to have a fluffybooru account in order to join now. it's free to join and then we can get ya set up on the discord

>>737970041
I keep meaning to look into the Discord thing. I've mostly been reading. I decided to get back into Poe, but I am sure I will cycle around again.

>>737969284
>fast forward 4 weeks
>I decided to name him chocolate
>chocolate has proven to be a very good boy
>his first word was daddeh and his second was wuv daddeh
>I didnt know fluffies grew so fast
>hes already a chunky little guy
>and can speak pretty good now
>he gets love and cuddles, his own room, sketties on sundays, and a nice bed
>sometimes when its raining and he gets
>scared I let him sleep in my bed
>one day I was smoking a blunt in my living room
>daddeh, I wuv you. Bestest daddeh eber!
>awe, thanks chocolate
>daddeh, why smokies da siwwy skuneh gwassies?
>well, chocolate it helps with daddy's back pain and makes him feel good.
>chocowate wan twy feew gud gwassies!
>Well...Okay bud. But just once.
>I put chocolate in my lap
>now, open your mouth and breathe in when you see smokies okay?
>otay daddeh. Chocowate am gud fwuffy!
>I gave him the biggest shotgun and he inhaled it like a champ
>cough cough cough!!! Weeze cough cough!!!
>huwt wungies
>he starts to tear up a little
>its okay buddy. You'll feel real good in a sec.
>15 minutes goes by and chocolate is fucking stoned, man.
>his eyes are red as blood and hes just sitting there drooling.
>i start laughing
>you feel good little guy?
>yas daddeh. Chocowate feew amazen.
>can chocowate hab skettiez nao? Feew vewy hungwy.
>well, its only Saturday but alright.
>Ill cook you some sketties and your favorite meatballs!
>yaaaay!! Bestest day eber!

>>737971206
There needs to be more stories of fluffies on drugs

>>737971402
wrote a story about a gardenfluff that grows drugs on her back https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/46051

>>737971517
Oooh. Never heard of Gardenfluffs. Literal chiapets

>>737972327
oh yes, plenty of gardenfluffs if you check the booru

>>737943864
HEY WATCH THIS
*rips fluffy's eyeballs right out of sockets*
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>nee see-pwaces...have see-pwaces back pwease?
>NOPE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>huuuuhuuuuhuuuu......
*shoves eyes in anus*
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>WHY POOPIE-PWACE HUWT?!
>NU CAN MAKE POOPIES
>huuuuuu.....huuuuu.....

...So, didya like that?

>>737943864
>triggers me
get out