Secrets Thread

I regularly visit gay saunas and movies , despite being married.

I kind of want a girl to train me to cum from anal. I've tried it myself a few times but have never managed to get it to work.

My mental condition is much worse than I let on. It puts a filter on everything for sometimes weeks at a time. Some of the things my mind does scare even me and I don't know how to deal with it because I don't want to tell anyone, even my therapist

My prostate is deformed, so sometimes my seminal fluid trickles down my ass.

Bumpity

>>737938690
i'm with you bud, i feel quite the same.

i hate my girlfriend so damn much, to the point where i cant stand looking/being around her, dating her is and was like dating her and her mother

I get off sharing explicit pics and videos of my buddy's hot milf ex. The upscale bitch would be so humiliated and embarrassed if she knew that she's been reduced to nothing more than jerk off material and that so many people know what every inch of her body looks like.

Long story, short:

>Babysitting nephew. Cool little dude.
>Watch movies, ice cream, put him to bed.
>Bored... Borrow niece's Ipad.
>Read news, check email, then snoop a little.
>Find nudes! Holy shit!
>Fap until I bleed.
>Shame. Regret.
>Still see those images in my head when I fap...

If my wife pissed me off i always piss on her toothbrush

Me and my sister put our legs on eachothers lap everytime she comes over to my apartement while playing games on the couch. I get a raging boner which she can feel and I get to put my foot between her legs on her crotch.
Nothing more ever happens though.

I m in relationship with my wifes mom since 2015

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>>737936227
I'm dating a hebe mom with an incest fetish, it's the most fun relationship I've ever had. The sex is crazy.

We fantasize about teaching her 13yo daughter to be a good lil cock slut, had sex on her bed when she was away for the weekend, and she agreed to wearing her daughter's clothes during sex. She likes the thought of corrupting a teenage girl, gets off on it hard.

She was molested by her dad when she was around 10, fucked her up for a good long while, dealt with it by becoming a sex crazed monster who loves to get used as a fuck toy. It owns.

My aunt and sister rapped me as a kid but now no-one talks about it

>>737940373
how old is she?

>>737940881
6

>>737940881
Young enough to make me not want to say.

>>737940373
>>737940983
0/10

>>737940983
No, not six. She's old enough to be wondering if she's sexy, and testing it by trying out some poses for the camera.

>>737941150
Any hair down there?

>>737941150
so she's 6.

Ever since I was 13 I liked one girl, when I turned 15, It felt like I loved her. Never said a word about it, not to her, nor to anyone. 5 months ago she told me, that she likes friend of mine.

Life of a betafag I guess..

>>737941199
Yes.

>>737941199
no

>>737941246
Yuck, too old.

Sometimes I'm tempted to pretend to be a woman on 4chan just for the attention.

For example, if you post in a secret thread and claim you're a woman you'll get dozens of responses, post the same thing without stating your gender and you don't get a single response.

It must be nice to have people pretend to be interested in you, every once in a while.

>>737937549
who doesn't? it is always fun

>>737941228
Just alpha up. Send her pics of your dick and demand she service you. If she says no put that bitch in her place.

How about something not make believe? Not sexual, either...

When I was a kid I burnt down a huge ass barn. Playing with matches, you know? It was packed full of hay, and a thousand gallon diesel tank. Holy shit the fire was big.

Never got caught.

>>737940230
Share?

For an extended period of time I was blackmailed into sending nudes to someone(s) online and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). It was one of the must humiliating experience of my life but I find myself having sort of actually liked the experience (pictures being posted aside) and I hate myself for it.

My older brother used to hold me down and shove his dirty underwear in my face as punishment for when I was being annoying. Now I have a huge used underwear fetish, steal them from the gym all the time. I spend most of my money online buying hot guys used piss stained underwear.

>>737941397
somehow i managed not to burn anything down as a kid, i played with fire all the time.

>>737941525
Post pics or gtfo

>>737941397
>not sexual
my tiny boner says otherwise., that is hotttt!

>>737941447
I would be happy to. Is it cool to email them to you?

>>737940230
Nice pasta faggot

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I really dig the girl I'm currently with. I just don't know if the timing is right and to be fair she can do a lot better than me.

>>737941525
Some shit should stay a fantasy.
The excess is a thrill but the real life scenarios and consequences are harrowing.

It's really not something you should think of as more than a guilty pleasure. Everyone has them, some people have already tried to find their limits and burned themselves.

It doesn't change what was actually done to you or how horrible the people behind that are for doing it. You ever manage to prosecute?

>>737941856
Not sure what you mean

>>737940780
Wtf is wrong with all those pasta

>>737941846
You have kik? Just as 3rd party so email isn't posted

>>737942026
I don't. I could post mine if you want.

>>737941995
So lurk moar summerfag

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used to be roomates with her i would jerk off onto her clothes and wear her panties. she had this tub of really expensive face cream so i made a little indention it it filled it with cum and mixed it around a bit so you couldnt tell. get hard thinking about her wiping me all over her face and walking around in her cum stained clothes

>>737941610
I've posted a couple of pictures previously

>>737941911
It was a maddeningly frustrating experience. There were aspects that I'm ashamed to admit I enjoyed but the terror and paranoia that develops is seriously horrific. Sometimes if I catch someone looking at me it makes me nervous and I start wondering if maybe they saw my pictures. When I get an e-mail from someone I don't know I feel my stomach turn in knots, etc. But at the same time part of me also loved it, and it's just confusing as hell.

>.You ever manage to prosecute?

No I never went to the police. The person who was behind it ended up disappearing at some point and I haven't heard from him since thankfully. I think he lived in another country anyways.

im really not sure why but my piss comes out of two holes so if i dont want piss to get all over my pants I have to sit down when I pee like a beta

>>737942122
Yes. My regards.

I haven't fapped in over two weeks. Major depression, and more.

>>737942519
Copperj413 at gmail
Goes for anyone who wants to see the bitch.

>>737942316
Post here now, cunt

>>737942161
Hot.

>>737942316
>It was a maddeningly frustrating experience. There were aspects that I'm ashamed to admit I enjoyed but the terror and paranoia that develops is seriously horrific. Sometimes if I catch someone looking at me it makes me nervous and I start wondering if maybe they saw my pictures. When I get an e-mail from someone I don't know I feel my stomach turn in knots, etc. But at the same time part of me also loved it, and it's just confusing as hell.
I've seen girls chased out of uni because neckbeards recognized them.
The assholes who are assholes about it tend to be the neckbeards surprisingly, seeing a chance at blackmailing senpai irl now when the frustration boils over and makes them surprisingly abrasive about it. It doesn't combine well with girls who are already very insecure and paranoid.

End of the day though it shouldn't affect your adult life much. A lot of the fallout comes from the anxiety itself, truth is mature people don't give a shit. They have their own pictures. They're more likely to sympathize, and you shouldn't really be concerned with it unless you're going for a political career or something where smear is a factor.

>>737942765
>They have their own pictures
Honestly looking back I'm just glad I just about missed the age where shit posted on the internet spread like this. If everything was this organized in the days of AIM I would've wrecked my life when I was a teen.

>>737942659
Wins anon?

>>737942765
I really appreciate this. I don't know if it'll help lessen the anxiety or paranoia I've developed but thank you, seriously.

>>737936227
I'll probably use my gf's money all week on booze/gambling/etc as she is off on a work trip.

Then I'll clean the house a little and tell her how hard I worked all week.

I might even get my dick sucked.

>>737938747

>Self-lubricating asshole

I hope you're letting someone fuck that. It's a crime against nature not to.

I have an opportunity for cp but idk if I should do it because of obvious reasons

>>737942695
Post what?

>>737943661
Do you shit dust or something?

>>737942659
Are you John Copper that lives in Michigan?

>>737943989
>hahatimefor4chan.jpg

i have an unrelenting urge to blackmail an old fwb into sending me more wins

she and i are in separate relationships, but i can't stop thinking about fucking her tight little cunt

>>737943989
Nope

I love sending random people on facebook nudes of myself.

>>737936227
I had a relationship with my cousin.

>>737942659
Send em to [email protected] (yeah, 10minutemail, I'm very original.)

>>737944779
[email protected]

>>737941588
>somehow i managed not to burn anything down as a kid, i played with fire all the time.
same here. one time I had lit a sparkler in the garage and my mother called me. didn't know what to do with it so I put it in a drawer of an old bureau and ran upstairs. when I came back down the inside of the drawer was burning but I was lucky enough to put it out. Could have ended up a lot worse.

>>737936227
I kno wat do, but high on life

I secretly tried to get my wife fatter. I like my girls big. My wife lost a fair bit of weight and my attraction to her dropped some which made me feel kind of guilty.

So I started cooking a lot of meals and trying to get her to eat a lot of sweets. Plan worked for the most part.

>>737938376
Same

>>737945187
pic?

Crush on a girl at work but I'm married. Keep a secret webpage full of fakes with her head on sluts getting fucked. Fap material on the reg...

>>737945830
That's just sad and retarded

GFs daughter is learning disabled, but has a smoking bod. She sits on my lap and I feel her up when her mom's not around. Daughters is 19 but too stupid to know what's going on.... Gotta tap it one of these days, but how ??

I used to play with a couple neighbor girls on my street growing up.
They were younger, but the only ones around.
When I turned 14 and my dick got twitchy I started looking at them differently.
They were 11 and 12 and good friends.
I built a shitty fort in a low tree at the end of the street that summer.
Never did anything with the 11yo, but I was tugging my dick in the fort after school one day and the 12yo caught me.
We had an embarrassed chat, and that led to her watching/helping a couple times.
She let me touch her, and was the first girl fingered.
Then she went and told the 11yo.. and shit hit the fan when she squeeled.
Never got in any real trouble for it.
Just weren't allowed to play together anymore.
The parents of the 11yo acted all high and mighty from their moral high ground for years.. Until it became evident that the 12yo and myself were developing healthily, while their repressed 11yo hit her teens and rebelled by riding the highschool cock carousel.

Fuckers should have left us be and I could have probably lost my virginity that summer.

My secret is that I've been chatting up the 11yo (who is now an adult single mom lol) with the express purpose of fucking her and sending pics to her uptight parents.
I'm THAT bitter about it all.

>>737942316
Anyone have any pics previously posted?

>>737945187
then she died of diabeetus

>>737936227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCewpjd2Yfc

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>>737936227

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WE ALL HAVE SECRETS AND WE WONT LETE TAKE CNN THE SECRETS FROM US!
>>737943126
SUPPORT US GUYS WE FROM REDDIT NEED YOUR HELP!

its no secret that im a nigger, but im actually a nigger foggot shhhhh

>>737940036
So break up with her.

>>737946586
Do it and share Good luck

>>737946588
Yep, ass or tits?

>>737946586
please keep us updated

I have fucked my sister, step-sister, two female cousins, two stepdaughters, and gotten blown several times by another stepdaughter.

I am secretly in love with my brother-in-law's wife. I am currently executing a plan to make the girl my sex slave. The girl is was raised traditional asian, she believes in only sleeping with her husband. She keeps telling she is in love with her husband and he is a hard worker in one breath. In another breath she tells me how he never helps her with anything and is mean to her. She knows my wife and I are over and has recently stared talking a out how she thinks her husband will leave her. I being the great brother in law have offered her a place to stay anytime he kicks her out. b/ do you think she instinctively knows that I fap to her everyday and fantasize about breeding her or do you think she is trying to outplay me?

>>737946899
How many of them have down syndrome you yuck fuck?

>>737941369
Not until you consider why they are interested in you. Not wanting to have people you don't know want to bend you over and fuck you in the butt is awesome in its own way.

>>737947012
i think youre gonna play yourself sucka

>>737947090
All

>>737936227
my older half brother used to rape me (im female) between the ages of 6-10, he died relatively young and my mother didnt believe me when I eventually told her. She then died of an overdose. Her family never mention my claim at all, it's basically the elephant in the room whilst they mourn both of these people.
Guess what I cannot get therapy for it either because I cannot afford it, even though I work 40 hours a week just to pay the bills.
Now it's like a chain around my neck that I carry around wherever i go. I'm insecure as fuck in real life, thinking people constantly hate me and i cannot form bonds with any females in my life.
I also get absolutely no joy from sex at all and all my relationships end because of it.
Right now I'm headed to 30 and I don't think I'll get over it, I just want to die.

>>737946009
Lol

>>737940811
Did you like it ? Were they hot?

>>737947395
Remember, I love you

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

>>737946588
Nobody ever has any pics because anon is a faggot who does not deliver

>>737947197
that would be an unfortunate turn of events. Since I always get what I want, I shall step up my game.

>>737946802
>>737946879
Of course.

Exposing her on /b/ is all part of the plan.
I want to make one of those "slut exposed" pics with her fb linked.
Her family are all religious, and have forgiven her for having a baby out of wedlock. I'm hopeful to ruin that with a cock up her ass (consensual or not) and making her call me "daddy."
Wouldn't be so vindictive if she hadn't sided with her parents and turned on us.
Her former friend had it rougher in junior because she made it common knowledge a highschool guy finger blasted her.

... Speaking of.. Wish I could have hit that.
But she's in a stable relationship and seems happy.

I came in a 14 year old girl and knocked her up a few years ago

>don't know how to greentext

>>737948112
it's more yellow than green

>>737948112
>oh
>thatwaseast.dox

>>737948180
like a ripe lime

>>737947695
I committed the whitechapel murders in '88

>>737948240
didnt we all?

im checking into rehab this summer

>girlfriend wanted to play with my prostate
>in the heat of sexy said do it
>fingerd me till I came twice
>loved it
>not gay

my wife got drunk last night at a BBQ and I saw the teenage neighbor sneaking a peek at her thong under her sundress. I helped him by showing her ass.
I want the teen to fuck her. I think he wants it too

>>737947012
I think you suffer from delusions and need therapy, homie. Youre on the fast track to rape.

>>737948557
finally going to get off the nigger cock? good luck!

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>>737947705
She's delivered a few times including with this

>>737938690
>>737939936
>Some of the things my mind does scare even me

Like what?

>>737948612
maybe you and your std ridden mother should check into a nigger dick rehab center, bitch can barely even walk and your breath stinks like jizz you filthy cunt

>>737940983
Sorry. Too old.

>>737940451
You, are an evil man. I like you.

>>737941369
Kill yourself immediately. This world is not for you.

>>737948588
fuck you and your working prostate.

>>737948240
You win.

>>737940036
You know what you must do anon. There is no reason for her to be in this world.

>>737946875
Ass

I jerk to my cousin

>>737948627
i am sure there are many more. she seems like a slut that wants to be used.

>>737948602
How did you help?

Doesn't matter how much I say that I am not on the verge of suicide, I am, I just can't let others feel bad for me

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Ivanka trumps my ex girlfriend,

Look closely at what she's holding and I'll prove it to you.

>>737949536
she was lying on a lounge chair on her side and I helpfully slid her skirt up so he could get a perfect view of her thong covered ass

>>737949672
fuck

I say that I trust 100% my girlfriend but, actually, it is more like a 84% and it hurts when she do something that betray my trust but I never tell

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>>737949817
>trusting women

>>737947395
maybe try to find some forum for women with similiar experiences and just let it all out. youll learn fast that youre not alone with that, girl. you have to accept the past and move on. i keep my fingers crossed for you.

>>737947395
Damn, i'm sorry anon. Keep your head up. I don't lose hope

>>737949672
i hope you get raped by a gorilla

I am 46 years old, and I have molested 17 children.

>>737936227
Have a female friend i went to swinger clubs several times. I know her parents. Saw her being a real slut. Still normal meetings with family and friends.

>>737948604
that escalated quickly. BTW how did you make the brilliant assessment that I wanted to rape this chic?

>>737940653
Eww

I raped my girlfriend one night while we were sleeping. Like full on rape with her crying, hitting me and begging me to stop. She cried and slept in the locked bathroom. In the morning nothing was said about it and we don't talk about it. Still together

I just setup spy cameras to record a visiting MILF and her daughter. Fabulous results, due to her daughters age... no, I won't share.

>>737950767
0/10

>>737950767
yes thats great. Will you share the camera set up at least? I want to do this too

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After college I began stalking my ex-girlfriend from high school. I did this for a few months until I got bored with her.

Every woman I know says she "doesn't have any friends", and every single one of them has dozens of guys spam messaging them 24/7, or skyping them.

Meanwhile, none of my friends message me first and when I message them they just reply with "lol" and then ignore me for the rest of the day. I secretly hate every one of my female friends and hope that one of the random guys they meet ends up doing something horrible enough for them to ACTUALLY have a reason to complain.

What the fuck is wrong with women, that their lives are always so horrible even when they have everything handed to them?

I want to go somewhere far where no one knows me. I don't care if I end up as a janitor or whatever job is available. I want to start fresh and forget the last 33 years of my life.

>>737951026
i wouldnt recommend cheers

I'm with my girlfriend only for sex? idk

>>737946586
you madman anon, pics when?

>>737946676
Fuck you. Kys

>>737950749
You did the right thing. Just letting her know you own her and have final say.

She will actually feel more confident about the relationship knowing you are a dominant guy who has ultimate control. She knows now you can take her whenever you want and she has no say in it. It'll keep her in check.

You don't need to do it again though.

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I still think about my ex girlfriend that left me like 7 years ago every fucking day. Been in a new relationship for like 3 years + now. Shit fucking sucks and won't stop till I'm dead I guess. Time heals fucking nothing, fuck women.

>>737950446
And you're going to post another one right now aren't you slut

>>737940780
"It owns"
Fucking lost it

My friends daughter has a crush on me. I enjoy making her uncomfortably wet and turned on. Her face gets flush when him and I have inappropriate conversations about girls of our past, just loud enough so I know she hears. Then will
Pops in from time to time then vanishes to her room

Im 28 and still eat my boogers

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>>737951365

I feel for you bro. I did the same for 3-4 years.

>>737949672
I hope you die

>>737951684
so it stopped? HOW

>>737951656
Come on, man. Everyone still does.

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>>737949672
ur a huuuuuuuuge faggot anon.

>>737951656
more than half of population does.

>>737948791
love pls go

i actually like one directions music

>>737950446
and where are these pictures?

I once fucked a tranny and even though I thought I would enjoy it beforehand, I ended up feeling really disgusted by it.

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>>737951412

>>737940230
post them

>>737949672
faggot

Confession.
I was a child in 1974 age 10
my mother had three kids, me , my older brother age 15 and my baby sister who was age 2.
I grew up in an old house that was made in 1932, I had no friends while I was a child, basically an odd ball amongst the rest of the children in my school. People would pick on me because my family was somewhat poor, the only friends I had were my toys. Saturday December 14th 1974 I was playing with my favorite toy, it was a Mickey mouse toy, back then some toys had sharp edges and I accidentally cut myself with its edge, I didn't know what to do with the blood so I just decided to lick it off of my hand. I will never forget that day, I had never actually tasted blood before and I really liked the way it tasted, it tasted a bit like iron and I loved the taste of iron, so every day for about a week I would cut myself with my Mickey mouse toy just to taste my blood, on Friday December 20th 1974 at 4pm I was outside playing, I had just got home from school. I remember wanting to taste my blood again so I went inside to get my favorite toy, the Mickey mouse one, I began searching for it because I wanted to utilize its sharp edge again.
Cont?

>>737952064
cont

>>737952157
I was searching up and down for it, me and my baby sister shared a bed room, I searched under my bed and in my toy box, under my baby sisters crib and in her toy box, I was unable to locate it, I then proceeded to ask my mother where my favorite toy was, the micky mouse one. My mother told me she had taken the toy from me because I kept on getting cut by it and my teacher was concerned about my fingers being cut and me not being able to write without my hands being uncomfortable. My mother was going out for the night with her friends in hopes of finding a man that was stable and financially equipped. As she was leaving she made my older bother watch us that night since she would not be home until the next morning. My brother was somewhat of a party animal, he called his girlfriend with our telephone and she came over, they proceeded in taking my fathers liquor from his alcohol stand that was located in the garage.
My baby sister was laying in her crib playing with her favorite stuffed animal, a little piglet one. I went out to the family room to see what my brother was doing, he was drinking with his girlfriend watching TV laughing while getting intoxicated, I went back to my room because my little sister was crying.

Cont?

>>737952275
>TL;DR

Please just cut to the chase

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>>737951749
I wish I could tell you. I remember I was sleeping at her place (in the same bed with her) about 1 or 2 years ago, while I was visiting her city, and I looked at her... and it didn't click anymore. She wasn't the girl I felt in love with anymore, she was just a good friend.

We still have contact, we talk, rarely, maybe once every couple of months. Maybe all this "casual" contact made me stop thinking of her as a lover and more of as a friend. But I still wonder, what if. Up to now she's been the only woman I considered having children with. Hopefully that will change, or I'm fucked. Pic not related.

>>737952275
yes

>>737951968
what a dumb slut... you took a lot of time blacking out dumb shit cause your afraid when you could have spent just a moment using crop.

>>737952322
She had accidental stuck her finger between one of the cribs hinges and supporters, she pinched her finger and it began to bleed, she continued to cry so I went over to her and grabbed her hand and began to lick the blood off, she stopped crying once I started doing that, I then picked her up and took her out to our shed, it was our metal shed not one of the wooden ones, I laid her down with her favorite stuffed animal, the little piglet one. I then proceeded in garbing one of the ropes that were connected to a planter box and wrapped it around her neck so she couldn't make any noises, as she laid there struggling I grabbed some old hedge clippers, they were rusty and dirty, she stopped moving so I grabbed her hand and cut it with the clippers, she started bleeding allot so I grabbed an old jar that was laying on the ground knocked over, I think it was for nails or something my father used to use went he was alive.

>>737951968
Damn I like obedient bitches like you. Shame you will never be skinny and pretty.

>>737951026
The problems you're currently having would still haunt you. Do something new you haven't done in 33 years, be an adult, face every single one of those problems and get your shit toghether.

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>>737941228
Sucks anon

>>737952451
I put her hand into the jar and it filled up very fast so I leaned down and started sipping on the jar as the blood poured into it. I will never forget how her blood tasted, it was somewhat sweet and it also tasted a bit like iron, suddenly the blood stopped coming out of her hand, I noticed that there was blood on her hand were I cut it, I started to lick her hand and suck on it, a little piece of tissue went into my mouth so started to chew it up, I was quite fond of the texture and taste of the tissue, my mother started calling my name so I hid her under a big planter pot that was in the shed and ran to go see my mother, she had came back home because she forgot her purse. I ran inside and grabbed her purse and told my bother that mom came home, he frantically ran and hid the alcohol,I proceeded to go outside to give my mother her purse and she left. I then went back out to the shed and moved the big planter and pulled my sister out and continued to chew on the part of her hand that I cut with the clippers, I began to bite vigorously and chew on it to get more pieces of tissue, I couldent stop myself. I continued eating most of the flesh that was around her hand and slowly moved up her wrist onto her arm, around 15-20 minutes I had eaten most of her arm, skin and muscle tissue, the hardest parts to get to were between the forearm were the bone and elbow jointed, I grabbed a old screwdriver that was on the work bench my father used to use and stuck it between the elbow and pried, a very load popping sound occurred, I managed to dislocate her elbow from her arm and removed her forearm and set it aside to manage later. As I was picking the tissue and muscle out from the elbow joint I found it hard to get to, so I started to work on her other arm.

>>737952451
Yea ok buddy. 10/10 story you sure have us all going wild here.

>>737952451
tl;dr anon cut his two year old siblings hand and siphoned their life force into a jar. cool.

>>737947395
Lol 40 hours is just normal full-time job, you make it sound such a big deal.

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>>737952601
Was your mum blind? She didn't notice the blood all over your face and shirt that undoubtedly must have splattered when you allegedly snipped your sister's fingers?

>>737942161
Is that thing around her neck the head of a whaling harpoon that almost killed her?

>>737942406
See a doctor

>>737951968
I am saving this.

>>737951968
where is the rest slutt?

>>737952332
aight, thats impossible in my situation but I'm glad it worked for you man

>>737952780
I grabbed the clippers and cut a slit from her elbow to her wrist and peeled the skin down revealing the fatty tissue and muscles, I cut little pieces of her skin and nibbled on them as I finished dislocating her elbow from the shoulder, it was very hard to do but I was able to remove her entire arm clean with the help of the clippers

As I was pulling her arm out from the shoulder joint socket the rope that I had tied around her neck kept getting in the way so I removed the rope and placed it to my left were her stuffed animal was, the little piglet one. I then managed to successfully remove both arms from her body and continued to chew and eat the skin that was on her forearm, it was 8:00 by the time I was done removing her arms and legs, I put my baby sisters arms/legs and body back under the big planting pot and went inside for dinner, I was not very hungry, my mother made pot roast and a fresh loaf of hand made bread for dinner that night while she was gone, my mother was fond of making it, and it was almost a every other day dinner she would make, my favorite part was the carrots, they were so juicy. As I went to sleep I awaited my brother to come and say good night to me and my baby sister, as he came in the room, very intoxicated, he told me he had to feed the baby her bottle, I told him that I gave her the bottle and to be quite that the baby had just went to sleep.

>>737952766
Yeah, the job part was the struggle whe was trying to get across to you.

>>737952370
Cropping it honestly didn't even come to mind

>>737952857
I'd prefer it if you didn't but then again I posted it here and the thread will probably be archived anyways so have at it.

>>737952916
The rest of what?

I get high with my partner quit often but the times it's super intense I get into thinking that they are a psychopath and I should get the hell out of there but I never do anything about it

>>737951828
The nasty half. Fucking booger eating peasants.

>>737947395
He obviously knew you were only good for one thing.

I have rape fantasys of men ive never even had a decent convo with. One dream even made me orgasm but ive never been "raped" what do?

>morning after night of drinking
>gf asks if I came in her ass last night
>duhyouwerethere.webm
>turns out she blacks out easy
>is upset she doesn't remember
>no more sex after drinking
>learn how to cover my tracks
>now I consistently fuck blacked-out gf however I want
>very rarely she asked if we did stuff
>almost always say no, unless it's obvious
>been getting away with it ever since

>>737953200
Describe the fantasies in as much detail as you can

>>737953038
I then placed a wrapped up towel into my sisters crib and put a blanket over it with then bottle propped up in a way that it looked as if she had fell asleep and the bottle rolled off her blanket. I heard loud noises in the middle of the night, my mother had just got home, she was very intoxicated and had a man with her, I could hear them laughing and talking, flirting with each other slurring there words, they went into my mothers room and I heard her door click and lock.
The next morning it was Saturday December 21 1974, 5am I went out to the shed and pulled my baby sister out from under the big pot, I then ran into the house and grabbed my mothers bread cutting knife, it was my mothers favorite knife. As a went back out to the metal shed I then took my baby sisters arms out, the muscle looked old and dried up and I didn't want to eat it, I looked at her feet and they still looked life like, I grabbed my mothers bread knife and sawed through her ankle, some blood started to come out as I was cutting it, I had thought that my sister didn't have any more in her, I lifted her leg up and began sucking on the slit that was on the front base of her ankle, the blood was cold but still tasted really sweet, almost as if it was sweeter then the day before, it was divine. I licked every bit of blood I possibly could off of her ankle, as the blood stopped flowing out of her ankle I noticed there was some blood on the floor of the shed, I grabbed her stuffed animal, the piglet one, and began to try and clean the blood, My mother usually got up at around 7-8 in the morning daily. It was now 5:30am, I was worried about if my mother would notice if my sister was gone, so I was in a hurry to finish cutting off pieces of her flesh that I wanted to save and eat later. The old clock that was in the shed turned 6am.

CONTINUE?

>>737949672

i take no chances

I secretly draw porn almost everyday and post it to various places, even while talking with friends. it's my biggest secret.

>>737953382
hurry the fuck up faggot and finish the story jesus

I have an alter ego who shows up when im alone and horny, he hits teen girl on omegle kik and snapchat dince we have a big dick it works out, i feel like shit afterwards tho cause i have a gf who i love and knows nothing about it, also i had some masturbation done with my loli sister throughout the years, what do

>>737953121
it did not come to mind cause dumb sluts should be used for fucking not thinking.

>>737953476
post some

>>737949672
I was hoping that it was a nivea beauty creme.

I like to cum in girls food unknowingly and watch them eat it and thank me for cooking.

>>737953121
the rest of your photos?

>>737953564
I was surprised it hadn't ran out of battery because my father died on Thursday December 14 1972 at 3pm, when I was 8 years old. I was almost done taking the rest of her thighs off with my mothers bread knife, it was her favorite knife.

I found it rather difficult to remove her leg from the hip, there seemed to be some stringy white stretchy material that was preventing me from removing the leg completely, I grabbed the clippers and began to squeeze them together as hard as I could, they were not sharp enough to cut through it, so I had to squeeze them as tight as I could and pull them towards myself, the white stingy material eventually separated from the hip, as I peeled the skin down from the top of the hip towards the ankle revealing the flesh and muscle, the skin was quite cold but it didn't look dry or old underneath.
As I finally get both of the thighs removed I has to remove her head, this was the hardest part, inside of the neck tissue there was allot of tough tissue and even more of the stringy white material, I grabbed my mother bread knife, her favorite one, and sawed through the tissue revealing the tongue, I had to twist her head as hard as I could to remove it, I remember seeing her tongue slide down her throat where I cut it and flop out of her neck.

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>>737953584

>>737953200
Post details and photos to help us analyze this for you.

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>>737953673
so tldr you are a cannibal?

>>737953724
do you have a blog or smth?

>>737953673
Time is going by too quickly, I have to hurry, my mother is going to be up soon, I vigorously tare the flesh from her torso, I used my mothers bread knife, her favorite one, and cut from the base of the neck to the belly button, and tore the rest of the way down by pulling on both sides of the incision I made by the belly button area, I remember the foul smell of opening the stomach, it was horrendous, it smelled like like vomit and human excrement. I plugged my nose and continued, I was able to remove the flesh from the torso by 6:30am, now I needed to find a place to put my sister. I went inside the house to grab some bags, all my mother had was paper bags, I grab 3 paper bags and quietly went back out, I started with putting my sisters hands and arms into 1 paper bag, I was not able to fit the legs in with them because the joints were too stiff to bend, so I had to cut the tissue behind the knee cap all the way till it revealed the back of the knee cap through the flesh, I was able to bend them properly to fit in the paper bag. Her torso was next, it fit into the 2nd paper bag rather nicely, cozy and comfortable, I put the clippers in with it. I placed my little sisters head in the 3rd paper bag with her stuffed animal, the little piglet one. I stuffed the bags under the large pot in the metal shed, and grabbed my mothers bread knife, her favorite one and washed it clean, I proceeded to go to my room, I then opened the window and made a small mess in front of it.

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>>737953837
image search it, you'll find me on rule 34.

>>737946586
Fucking brilliant! Please share pics and reactions, cos you know the shit's gonna hit the fan.

>>737953310
>>737953750
Haha...i gotta find a picture of the position i was in. But for now ill just explain what happened. There were 3 guys in this dream, i was on my back with my legs pushed above my head and he was pounding the shit out of me. This is the part that made me cum in my dreams. But even with all of that, one guy had his cock in my mouth and blah. I callrd it a rape fantasy because i couldnt see any of their faces and they just seemed like strangers but i liked it so much.

>>737936227
>?
I'm actually pretty prudish sexually and wish that wasn't the case.

>inb4 virgin
>inb4 op can't inb4

>>737941369
I pretend I'm male. I refer to myself as 'my girlfriend'. The attention is better when it comes from your content.

>>737953866
0/10 finish your fucking story already this is boring

>>737953866
This is all i can tell you at this point because all of the dates and times are 100% accurate.

>>737946649
can someone translate this into a language, please?

>>737951365

Most folks have that person in their life they obsess over. Thirty years ago, my girl left me. Woke me up on a stormy day and was crying, telling me she was leaving. Shit killed me.

Spent the next twenty years bouncing from city to city. Got married. Had a kid. I would still think about this one woman. No amount of women, booze or bad behavior would ever get her out of my skull.

Five years ago, I divorced. I decided I would contact the woman from my past. I was amazed by how quick she agreed to meet me for drinks.

Next year, it was like we were in love again.

Then she left me again.

I've only been dumped by about four women in my life...and two of those were the same woman, decades apart.

At this point, I'm just waiting for her to be too old to be attractive any more. That's my best case scenario.

My real fear is that in a couple of decades, when I'm kicking it on my death bed, surrounded by loved ones, I'll wind up calling her name instead of any of the people in my life who mattered.

>>737946095
Pic

>>737954172
that is as far as i am going, sorry anon. just know i was not caught. and we had very delicious pot roast for a couple months after this.

>>737954125
Nice fantasy, 10/10 made me cum buckets.

>>737953148
>Sucks anon
You smoke weed or what? damn that sounds so fuckin trippy. i only drank in the past with my family

>>737954371
It was a short one sorry fam.

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>>737954349

I've got really bad gyno on one side of my chest and i'm scared of anyone seeing it and thinking i'm a freak.

>>737950991
this is so true

>>737950991
I hate this shit too. I have lots of friends/acquaintances and when we meet up and get drinks or whatever shit seems normal, but no-one ever messages me. Sometimes I get the feeling that everyone just pretends to message each other more than they actually do.

>>737949672
Damn

>>737953873
where are the tit photos?

When I was a kid, I'd borrow library books and occasionally stick my finger in my pussy and dot a random page with the juice.

To this day no idea why I did this.

>>737949672
Well fine I guess

Well then we don't give a fuck my dude, had me till won't share

>>737953873
is this all?

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Bumping

2 weeks ago, I fucked my wife's best friend 3 hours before she got married. She was standing at the alter with my cum inside her. Her new husband got my sloppy seconds that night. LOL!

>>737955722
had me at hello

>>737936227
I lost my anal virginity to a 9 inch dildo in the quest for tit pics from a really hot girl...

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>>737956369
Kind of sad for the dude, and what a shitty bestfriend

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>>737954310
jesus christ man.. THIS.

>>737954310
shit that's sad

>>737949672
Chain letters are still a thing?

>>737957176
wow nice titties!!!

>>737957176
let's see your pussy up close.

>>737956863
you have a big zit right on your face.

>>737948604
Well, its not so wild when youre looking at it from a perspective that is sane. Youre conspiring to trap a woman into having sex with you. Not to mention a later post that you made saying that quote "you always get what you want". Its not so hard to see. Your delusions gone unchecked would lead you believe that what you might have done is justified. So take my advice and stop while your ahead and get some prozac before you do something stupid. Youre crazy, dude.

Most people would label me schizo or insane

most therapists would probably want to put me on meds

some of the things i believe are batshit insane

but im to smart to be insane

atleast for now huehue

im also addicted to weed

>>737957176
I wanna see that face. You are so hot.

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>>737958132
Mate, smart people are easily crazy.

Weed is not always a good thing when it comes to psycho health.

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>>737944724
I want that too

pic related

>>737957176
you are not even blackmailed and you still posted pics what a total slut

>>737947012
you brother in laws wife is your sister right?

>>737958774
Oh shieet

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I have been married for 4 years, and i frequently get fucked by gay lovers.

>>737958263
no, you filthy manure-mobile get the fuck off of 4chan and stop posting this on every fucking board

I fucked my best friends litle sister. she was 13 and a virgin

>>737959111
and you sir are a pedophile and a predator!! Congradulations!

>>737959111
and how old were you?

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>>737959022
Im correct right?

>>737936227
My girlfriend betrayed me and I have no will to live anymore. Suggestions on how to kill myself easily and painlessly, while leaving an open casket option for the family?

I don't even care if I go to hell for it, anymore. i can't take the pain anymore.

>>737944724
I am trying to have one with mine.. damn shes hot as fuck

>>737959285
queer

>>737957711
Thanks

>>737957794
Maybe next time

>>737958140
I don't think so

>>737958671
Unless I'm being blackmailed to post these here

>>737959269
Not op but logically yes sir you are correct

>>737959285
Car accident, diving accident...
Killing yourself for a snake is stupid, enjoy life, travel

>>737959248
24

>>737959285
Helium mask. Painless and leaves no trace on the body

>>737959633
Yeah felt confused as fuck because everything on /b/ is confusing as fuck

>>737959248
That's wrong dude, even more: weak. Don't you think ?

>>737951444
Topkek.

>>737959885
>Helium mask. Painless and leaves no trace on the body
thanks.