worst breakup stories thread

Caught mono from a girlfriend's sister.

>>737935187
>me beta faggot with a 5/10 grill
>been on and of with this chicken for like 6 months
> decided i dont want nothing serious
>(sum context, we both med students in a very close generation)
> after big exam, tell her i need to talk to her
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>tell her i cant be with her
>she just tells me ok
>no other thing, just ok
>beta me doesnt know how to respond
>just stand there like wtf wheres the fight
>"What? no fight?
dunno y, but she somehow made me feel bad for leaving her

>>737936519
Similar story here, bro. I got it from my roomate's GF. She got it, so she was using it as an excuse to not kiss him/fuck him/etc. Then, a few days later, I ended up with it. Started out trying to hide it, but I couldn't. I was fucking sick as shit.

>>737936771
OP here, here's mine
>Best friends with a girl since a few months
>She has problems with her bf
>Support her
>She breaks up with him
>Still support her
>Get closer to her as time passes
>Realise I'm falling for her
>One day she has gone out drinking with her girlfriends
>Drunk texts me saying she likes me
>I don't tell her about my feelings yet
>Next day when she's sober, she says she really meant what she said
>Confess my feelings
>Start being more like a couple
>But not dating
>She didn't want to label anything
>I'm cool with it because I'm happy to have her and she's mine
>Few weeks pass, 4 to be exact
>She suddenly says she isn't over her ex and can't get over him
>Leaves me, breaks our friendship, goes back to ex

>>737935187
Well, I caught my girlfriend fucking my sister doing some serious bdsm stuff. She dumped ME for my fucking sister.

>>737936771
Wow what a interesting life you must have! Holy shit that should be a movie!

>>737937778
Well, technically it was my sister fucking my girlfriend. They're still together and I have to see them almost every day. Bright side is it's actually pretty damn hot. The flipside is that every time I see her I feel she's driving a knife into my chest.

>>737938148
Kill your gf and sister you fucking beta cuck

>>737937778
Damn that's gotta hurt

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>>737937600
Fuuuuck

>>737938305
That's a bit too extreme.

>>737938357
It really did. I'm getting over it slowly. I honestly don't know who I feel betrayed by more. The two are very open with it around the house which sort of makes it worse.

>>737938762
>still lives with them
Youre not a man, dude...
Why the fuck are you near them. Nvm dont kill them, you deserved to be a cuck

>>737936771
So waht you're saying is that you're a needy bitch that wants to use passive communication techniques so that your partner has to constantly guess at what you actually want - because you are forever sending out contradictory signals. Straighten that shit out or get ready for a lonely life.

>>737937778
Noice

>>737938958
It's my sister. As much as I hate her for what happened she's family and I love her. Besides I have a new girlfriend now.

>Be me, get brain damage from industrial accident
>Get girlfriend while recovering from injury
>She helps me through everything, takes care of all my medical paperwork, takes care of me
>I keep getting better and better
>After 3 years she starts to have an issue with painkillers
>This rapidly turns into heroine, which rapidly adds meth to the equation.
>I throw her out for being a worthless junkie
>She robs her parents and sisters place
>I get a heads up text from her sister
>Answer the door with a gun, hold sheriffs deputies at gunpoint
>She goes to jail
>I become terrifying to local junkies
>Always answer my door with a gun, chase junkies down the street with a bat, etc.
>Ex gf gets out of jail, breaks into my apartment by scaling the outside and prying open my sliding glass door
>steals a few guns and does heroine in my living room
>Starts stealing my identity and committing credit fraud
>Goes to prison
>Gets out of prison, still tries to text me from every new number she gets
>Lives in a 1982 Winnebago with a bunch of drug addicts

>>737937778
>>737938148
That's like a roller coaster of sad and turned on.
I would honestly not know how to feel and would probably switch every 5min.

>>737939482
Thats fucked i hope you're okay

>girlfriend fucked my friend.
>Lied about it
>friend came to me. apologised .
>forgive him
>feel really sad and angry with her
>break up
>move to the other side of the country (it's a small country)
>came back on vacation 6 months later
>girl has gone lesbo
>fuck her girlfriend

>>737939482
Jesus fuck dude.
I never get people who try heroine..

Have you ever seen someone on heroine who wasn't a walking shitshow.

Just drink like "normal" people.

>>737939637
>>737939773
Don't worry bros, I'm fine. Had to fight some depression for a while and pay off a bunch of medical debt from the brain damage, but no one even realizes I have it and I just paid off $46000 in debt in the past two years so I'm debt free. It's like starting a new life again.

>>737937066
That's probably what's going to happen to me soon

>>737935187
Dating an 8/10 qt for 18 months.
We did a lot of Dom/Sub stuff where I was 'training' her. She was best student ever - a once in a lifetime sub.

She had never done bi but a fem coworker was hitting her up. Coworker is bi and having a nasty affair with a male they both work with. GF said she could never go through with fucking her fem friend but we did a lot of fantasy talk around it.
Then GF breaks up with me, literally fucking ghosts me, because she doesn't want an open relationship - but she wanted to try a 3way with her coworkers.
She went from being my sub, to being a sub for that couple - which fucking killed me. Thinking about her doing whatever that couple wanted caused me to lose many nights of sleep.

>>737939571
Yeah you pretty much nailed it.

>>737937600
Holy fuck, something really similar to that happened to me.

I came to /b/ to fap, not feel, fuck.

>be 18yo me
>super depressed
>never leave home except to visit my psychiatrist so he prescribes me the good stuff
>one day on my way home I see this girl
>she was like a 7/10 but don't know why I feel extremely attracted to her
>mind that I suffered from serious depression and that got in the way of me liking anyone really
>but not this girl, I liked her so much
>liked her to the point where I find the guts to talk to her (she probably was the first stranger I talked to since I was 16)
>she was so nice to me i felt an immediate bond to her, we exchange numbers
>long story shot she becomes GF
>start leaving house again with her
>eventually make a lot of friends
>she gives me the strength to explore, to go to concerts, to start working out, to follow my passions
>especially she pushes me to follow my passion for photography
>actually take some nice shots and eventually win photography contests, get in contact with a lot of people
>been the best 3 years of my life
>until she met another dude
>wasn't worried at first cause I used to believe that love was a real thing
>but then they got really close
>and she started making excuses not to go out with me anymore
>last month she dumped me
>3 weeks ago I see a pic of them kissing
>i just feel like laying in bed
>i don't feel like taking photos anymore
>i'm really starting to lack the will to go on once again

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>>737939746

>>737940458
you'll be okay

>>737940458
Keep it up, anon!

>>737940458
Al that good stuff you felt for 3 years? That was in you - not her.

>dating a girl for 5 years
>cheat on her the entire time, for years
>been with maybe 10 to 15 other women, don't really count
>buy house together
>get caught cheating when i had a girl come pick up at midnight and gf saw me leaving
>called me mid fucking and the other girl couldn't shut up but i couldn't ignore call
>leave house for a while
>try to come back, shes never home whenever i'm home
>avoids me
>get depressed
>sitting here typing this
>still sad
>idk where she is or the dog is
>still fucked another whore yesterday, idk what's wrong with me

>>737940458
It hurts like balls. And it will keep on hurting for a while.
But it does get better,

>>737940835
The only one in that story I'm worried about is the doggo.
You're scum, dude.

>>737940923
yeah

i think i'm just gonna kill myself to be honest

>Be me
>Dating a 9/10 girl
>First girl I've ever loved
>She loves me too so all is great
>Before I met her I was a speedfreak
>Years of abuse of speed and other substances has made me skitzo
>All shit breaks loose on my end
>suddently 4 niggers appear in my head telling me what to do, not nice guys like the people who were in there before
>Have more than a few psychotic episodes
>Suicide attempts, rage fits, days where I can't get out of bed
>She tries to be there for me
>I hit her, bad
>Can't remember it
>She is forced to leave me
>1 year goes by, doctors find medications that
works on me
>It's to late
>She is gone forever
>Been a depressed little cunt ever since.

>>737940835
Why fuck other women if you cared about your wife?
You knew she would find out in one year or ten eventually she would know.

>>737941075
sometimes its hard to realize how good you have it till its gone anon

don't be like me
don't cheat

you will break the heart of the best person in your life and none of those whores are ever worth it

i cry myself to sleep for 3 weeks now

>>737940458
Depression is a harsh mistress.
Maybe next time you won't put your happiness in the hands of someone else.

Still not too sure about what happened, think I'm over it though finally, though she as a velvet tongue and loves to give head. She's still alive I think. 4 oh 4 452 four four seven seven.

>>737940835
have you considered suicide?
i would if i were you.
someone exposing your supposed loved one to the plethora of diseases random whores who are willing to fuck a retarded faggot like yourself likely have, is worthy of suicide

>>737941418
yeah
>>737941054

>>737940668
Really hope so, thank you
>>737940723
Trying to
>>737940822
I'm doing my best to not let go of the good things i've still got but it's so fucking hard
>>737940908
It really does man
>>737941204
Wasn't really something I chose to do.. Kinda happened

>>737941149
It would be super hard for me.
I was / am NOT a lady's man.
Only ever had 3 girls.

I'm loyal as fuck, BUT if a hot girl would trow herself at me....
I'm not sure I could say no.

>>737941652
yeah when you're promiscuous like i was its hard to stop

and when nothing went wrong i just never stopped
and 5 years later you kind of get comfortable in what works thinking that it's fine

then when it all comes crashing down, you are me, here i am...

>>737940458
don't throw away your progress, live for tomorrow because if you keep working out and taking pictures you will find another girl one day

>>737941725
Enough of your fucking pity party.
You're a weak willed little cunt who didn't give a fucking toss about someone who loved you. "Hard to stop" my ass, it's not a fucking drug addiction, you just didn't care. You didn't care that you were betraying someone, you didn't care that you were doing something wrong.

You fucked up. You were caught. Now you're paying the price. You don't have the right to sit around feeling sorry for yourself. Sack up and put the gun in your mouth you pile of shit.

>>737942058
addicted to sex is a real thing dude

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Not really a "breakup" story but whatever.

>be me, docile 17yo faggot
>second girl I ever fucked invites me to new years party at her uncles or whatever
>uncle is cool is fuck so me and her will prob fuck at some point
>bring my own booze and some pot bc that's the way I like it
>she's in one of the back bedrooms
>prob doing blow or something, whatever
>couple hours on I'm being treated like an injured puppy or something
>fig out that she is in the one bedroom with her ex
>hes a wannabe kurt kobain so whatever IDGAF lets party on
>but that feeling of being treated like a sad little puppy UGH
>this one chick who kept casually dropping his penis size
>he's only a bit longer than me so we'll shrug that one off too
>keep drinking into the night and trying to avoid awkward interactions w ppl
>it's like i was subtly forced to feel bad for myself
>i really didnt care but couldn't stand being treated like a wounded puppy
>wake up next morning and just want to GTFO
>never talk to her again just bc
>wasnt really that much of a looker anyway
>much better to come along in the years ahead
>still though - what a dick move

>>737942152
And sleeping around isn't the answer to it.

>>737942058
Not the guy you replying to but, it's NOT a drug addiction??
I don't know how sex is for you but it's 100% like a drug.
Hell fucking fapping is like a drug for me, it's the first thing I do when I wake up and the last thing I do before I sleep.

Sex is a drug, if it isn't for you you must be doing it wrong.

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>>737935187
> be 20
> gf 19
> live together a year
> she needs a car for new job
> use my credit to get her one
> has to work longer hours over time
> no biggie approaching 2 years
> all seems good
> wake up one Sunday morning
> go to give her a kiss for that morning sex
> she mutters sensually without opening her eyes
> "(coworkers name) again baby? We just did.."
> I'm shocked. Get up and go to bathroom.
> her cell is on charging..
> I've never invaded her privacy until now
> text after text between them
> I stopped after reading about her swallowing his load
> I went cold emotionally
> went back to the bedroom
> she's sitting upright looking concerned
> toss her phone on the bed
> "I'm going out for the day. Don't be here wuen I return."
> drove to her parents who were cool
> told them why I'm kicking her out
> her dad is traditional and very angry now
> "Well, she's not moving back here. Goodbye Anon."
> based father.. Miss that ole man.
> get home that evening and she is gone

After a week she had stopped by for a few of her things.
After two weeks she maxed her credit cards to buy out the loan on the car I bought her (and still had the title on.)

Never fully trusted again.

>>737942290
i didn't say it was man it just worked

>>737938467
>>737940317
>>737937600
idiots

>>737938305
> When your so filled with rage / alpha that anyone who doesn't murder the shit out of those that wronged them, and their families, is a "cuck beta fag"
We need MORE people like you! Are you Finnish?

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>>737940052
And your immune to pic related

>>737937600
>>737938467
>>737940317
beta cucks

>>737942508
Clearly not, if you're in this situation.

>>737942388
I was talking about cheating, not sex.

>>737942665
>>737942569
samefag

One time, I dated this girl.

>>737942734
Fuck, guy.
Hang in there, it'll get better. Sending love your way.

>be me about a month ago
>girlfriend's male friend returns from the military
>she of course wants to hang out with him and I don't really mind
>she starts seeing him progressively more often, and staying later
>I'm suspicious but can't prove anything... until one night she leaves her phone unlocked after falling asleep
>I read a conversation they had wherein he tries to goad her into sex and she replies with cutesy pet names
>I wake her ass up and demand an explanation
>she cries and blubbers and begs me not to break up with her
>I say text him back right now that you won't be hanging out with him anymore and I will forgive her
>she refuses
>she's out on her ass

I hope they're happy together. He's homeless, by the way, and has no job. He lives in a Volkswagen.

>>737942702
Well...
Most girls aren't up for sex 3 to 5 times a day.
So you cheat to get your fix...

Not justifying just explaining.

>>737940458
stay strong lad, my gf just left me too and its hard to not get swamped down by the negatives.

>>737935187
I broke up.

>Be me
>19, girlfriend 18
>I do a lot of drugs
>Don't let her do same drugs as me
>She really wants to do coke
>Her father has a history of cocaine addiction
>Didn't think her doing lines was a good idea
>This goes on for weeks, her asking, me telling her no
>One day she goes to her friend's apartment
>Can't get ahold of her
>Call her friend
>Friends tells me she stopped by, but left with two of her neighbors
>Friend also tells me to come by, we need to talk
>Drive over and meet up with her friend
>She's telling me about how my gf has been bothering her for weeks about getting some coke
>Knock, knock at the door
>GF walks through door, coked out
>Two niggers follow her in
>Her hair and makeup are fucked up
>I lose my shit
>Start swinging, kicking
>Hit both nigs a few times and bail
>GF running after me
>She hops in my car and we split
>Tries explaining herself
>I'm not buying it
>Pull car over
>Physically remove her from the car
>Speed off
My girl of three years cheated on me with two nigs over some coke. Never saw her again. Threw all of her shit in the trash, stopped doing drugs, fucked her friend on the regular for a while, got my degree and life has been good.

>>737941054
I don't mean to be rude, but since you're planning to end it all anyway, and you seem like you don't really care about the people in your life,
> do you mind buying me a steam game or two? I'm pretty poor
> Lets face it, what''s a little more credit card debt to you if your ditching the world anyway?
> -Dream.

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>>737942950
nice. you are the fucking man my dude.

>>737943945
Maybe he's Jewish

You can tell the "I'm fucking her friend/new girl" are tagged on to seem less cucked.

>>737937778
Record them and send the video to your mother. Or post it everywhere. The shit you can do with that.

>>737937778
>>737938148
What sort of stuff do they do?

>>737939482
You are kind of an asshole. She helped you and then you just dumped her.

Otherwise, I hope you are keking as hard as I am.

>>737940835
You piece of shit.

You know whats wrong with you? That you are a motherfucker, thats whats wrong with you.

Go stick a shotgun up your ass.

>>737944595
Oh he's kekking, but it's because he's tearing the legs of insects.

greentext is so easy to read

I love greentext

>>737940458
Godspeed friend, keep the good influences from that relationship and let go the bad.

>be me
>have crush on girl for years
>find out her best friend is in love with me
>ok.jpeg
>date her for one week
>realize she is weird as fuck
>apparently she been telling everyone we're gonna get married
>avoid her at all cost
>finally she finds me in the halls and I tell her I don't want to be with her anymore
>she cries all day long
>rest of 6 grade girls call me an asshole
>I don't feel like an asshole

>>737944438
They've got a pretty serious 24/7 master/slave relationship going on.

>>737944438
I've thought about it but my sister is underage, 17.

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>>737943784

>>737945245
i lol'd

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>>737945245

>>737945355
Well man, your mama is gonna enjoy that isnt she? Does she know about that?

But dont go too far. We dont want anyone killing themselves now do we?

>>737939746
My man

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>Going through a divorce
>After 4 years she decided to break up because she's ''bored with me''
>Custody of kids
>All of my money
>The house
>She also wants my dog
>She always hated it and it has been with me two years before we even met
>She got it
>next day she put it down

I miss my dog /b/

>>737946146
poor doggo man, I'm really sorry for you man

>>737946146
SON OF A BITCH

>be 17 junior in high school
>somehow have got gf cheerleader
>Be together for a year or so
>her parents are out of town for a weekend
>Figured I'd show up at her house
>Show up to house
>My best friend's car is in the drive way
>pretty much know what this means
>House is unlocked, walk in
>Go to bedroom and see my friend banging my gf
>Lose my shit
>He tries to punch me
>mfw I'm a wrestler and did karate as kid
>Proceed to punch my friend in the face
>mount him and stand on top of him
>stop myself from thinking about beating the shit out of him
>Get up , tell my gf it's over I guess
>Drive home sad

high school love drama is always interesting

Was a pretty big rumor drama at school , friend basically had to live the same that I basically made him my bitch and was going to beat the shit out of him and I was the joke who everyone knew my gf was fucking my best friend behind my back.

>>737946273
Wew

>>737946221
I'm broke as fuck, I sleep away my hunger I have no nice stuff. I don't care about any of that, I just miss my dog the most.

>>737945245
BY MARRIAGE SHE MEANT SECKS
you dun goofd

>>737946348
>Friend fucking girlfriend
>Mount friend
>Friend probably still had boner

>>737945825
She knows they're in a relationship but not the kind of relationship they're in

>>737946384
She's a real fuckin bitch man, I don't even get how a human could do this.
It's not even like she loved the dog and wanted to have it. It's just pure cruelty

>>737946605
He had his pants on, he panic put them on when I walked in. There was a good minute or 2 period of my gf freaking out trying to explain herself and calming me down. I called her a dumb bitch and told my friend he is a piece of shit and I hope he dies.

>>737940458
Trust me bro, you never needed her in your life for once second- You were the one that caused yourself to branch out, not her.

>>737937600
Holy shit are you me?

>>737946799
For some reason I pictured you beating up your best friend while he was naked. Would've made for a better story.

>>737946667
you know what to do.

>>737947207
What do I do?

>>737947462

1. Record them without them knowing, while they are doing the most fucked up shit they can do. Then send it to your mother.


2. Walk in on them and start jacking off, or join them.

>>737941054
Don't listen to them, as long as you're white you have something to live for

Love isn't real, lust is... You did nothing worth dying over anon

>>737941054
Dont kill yourself. You fucked up hard,yeah, but thats about it. That is not something to kill yourself for.

>>737937600
Don't worry OP, I seen that shit happen all the time, its retarded and normally done by hoes

>>737942058
Jesus, you are the most autistic, white knighting, pussy on a pedastal, love is special type faggot I've ever seen on here

>Be 15, Gf 14
> dating for about a full year by this time
> everything's going great by all appearances
> everyone tells us how we make a good couple
> months go by and she starts to seem cold and uninterested
> always texting
> ask about it and try to look, always get cold answers
>on our usual nightly phone calls. She isn't saying anything
> can hear her texting
> "what are you doing?"
> "Just texting a friend of mine"
> weird but okay, can you pay attention to me now though?
> gets offended
> few days go by and we're on another call
> texting her friend again
> "why do you keep texting her so much?"
> "uhm he's a guy"
> HE?!
>lose my shit and go off on her
> swears he's just a friend

>eventually tells me she wants to break up and see other people
> "I'm still young and you're the only guy I've ever been with."
> suspect the friend is behind this but she denies it
> fast forward a month or two. Find out she's been dating the guy a week after she broke up with me

Anyone wanna hear about my ex that left me because God told her to? Long story, who's interested?

>>737937600
>she tells you she loves you
>you didn't fuck her 4 weeks later
Don't be surprised m8

>>737942427
Noice

>>737948579
LOL I do just because I got the same bullshit. Please, go on.

>>737948579
sure go ahead

>>737948041
>exposing your loved one to life long and life destroying diseases
and you don't see anything wrong with that?

Just happened yesterday. Be with gf for four years, in this time have been seeing what little I possess, be taken from me slowly but surely to feed and house her and her three kids. My car, my house, my health. (I've had 3 heart attacks in those four years). The jewelry my mom left me when she passed has been spawned to pay for her stupidity with money. She couldn't balance a checkbook that had five cents in it with a check out for two cents. Yesterday inform her that after paying all her bills and her rent, I was $140 shy for my rent payment. She has the audacity to say it's not her problem, and then break down into tears and tell me all our money problems are my fault. For the past three years I've watched as she's put herself into debt and then look at me to bail her out. I can no longer work because of my heart condition and I don't qualify for anything more than food stamps so me and my son can eat every month. It's gotten to the point that I'm using some of my son's ssi money to pay for her and her kids, (he's got a rare genetic disorder that makes his bones really soft). I don't eat every day, but I make sure my son eats. I then go to her house and cook for them over there. Do you know how hard it is to cook when your stomach is growling and you're surrounded by food you can't eat? I have given this ungrateful bitch so much, and she has the nerve to say I'm not doing enough for her. Yesterday, I had had enough, and told her it's over and that I wouldn't pay for her anymore. In a month, she loses her house, and then her kids. And I don't care anymore.

>>737949017
Unless you're swabbing her pussy right now you're arguing with hypotheticals faggot.

>>737949111
Good on you anon, you eat all your beans now ya hear

Also
>TRIPS

>>737949392
Lel, thanks anon, kind words go far. That's just the end of it really, whole story is fucking whacked, I shoulda smelled the crazy on that bitch, but as every guy knows, it's the smaller heads that's in charge

>>737937600
OP where are you from in general??? That pic looks majorly familiar

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>have bitch first girlfriend in high school
>dated for 2 years
>I was in a captive relationship for about 6 months in the end
>her life was shit and she said she'd kill herself if I broke up with her
>heart was too big so there was no way
>fuck her in the ass 3-5 times a week, never vaginal because I want to deny her pleasure
>get to college, let her know that's going to be it
>text her that I'm done, can't do it in person because she's literally insane (great ass though)
>she drives to my parents' house at easily twice the speed limit based on time
>catches my before my friend and I could get on the road
>absolutely inconsolable, won't have it, throwing out all kinds of crazy negotiations
>I just look at her and say this:

>"Look, me and N have to get going. I'm going inside to think and pack my bag. You wait here in your car, I'll be right back."

>go back inside
>grab my bag and throw it in my car
>make eye contact with her as I get into the car, start it up, and drive away
>she's too hysterical to follow me
>mfw

>>737939399
What do your parents think?

>>737949111
Small continuation of what happened yesterday. The last piece of my mom's jewelry that I got was her emerald ring. I won't how much it's worth, but if I find the right buyer, it's at least a half a house mortgage. She told me I needed to sell it for what I could to get us or of debt. I told her that I'm gonna use that to buy a house instead of selling it for 2-3k to get us out of debt. She wants to say I don't care about her, I told her what's better, selling it just so we can go back into debt in a month or two, or waiting for that much dumbass to buy it and get a house. Sell it now! Is what she said. I told her to fuck herself, I'm gonna use it buy me and my son a house. She also one day tried to tell me choose her or my son, I told her where the door was, she didn't leave

>>737948579
>Be me 17 in highschool
>Cyclists group meets every Tuesday and Thursday
>Applying for medical school the next year so I do community service at the town hospital
>My soon to be gfs mother is in the group with me, always sits next to me and asks about studies and CS.
>3 weeks later she brings her daughter 16 8/10 QT3.14 blonde girl.
>She waited at the clubhouse for us to return from our route.
>Mother calls me over and introduces her, let's call her J
> J is really shy and doesn't say much
> Next day at school I find her during break time, suck up my balls and just ask for her number. She blushed and writes it down in my pocket diary.. yes I had a fucking pocket diary, I would recommend it to anyone cause it makes life easier..
> Text her the evening asking if she'll be with her mom at cycling, says yes.
> I get really excited, can't wait to see her.
> 2 weeks later we've been speaking at school and all day when we get home. Decide to ask her out. Says yes

we were together for a year and a half. Mostly good but I'll just bullet point the shit that went down in that time.. I was in for a wild fucking ride

>First some details: family is super religious, never kissed a guy before, virgin obviously, never drank, smoked, she doesn't even swear. This girl is really conservative. I ended up going to church every Sunday for a year with her and her mom, she's even a fucking Sunday school teacher, I had to dance with kids while we sang Jesus songs, it made her happy so why not

> Was her first kiss, first to feel her boobs. She liked it.. we would make out in the afternoon after school till her mom got off work, grinding and shit included.
> Was her 2nd boyfriend, first bf was a little bitch she felt sorry for. He finds out we're together, tries to threaten me in the hall, drop my bag and push him against a wall and tell him I'll fuck him up. That same day he gets his best friend to hit me, guy comes up to me, grabs my blazer and headbutts me
>Cont.

>>737949111
Anon. 2 things.

One, the fact that yu stayed with that bitch for 4 years can mean 2 things. One you are a dumbfuck, wich certainly you arent. Or you were madly in love with her. If you were in love with her, please know that she is a piece of shit, and a useless bitch.

Two, once she loses it, I hope you are there. I hope you get to see her losing her house. And when you see it, please, PLEASE, laugh your ass off.

>>737950489
Bitches be cray

Now seriously, eat some beans... Real slow like... Mmm

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>>737935187
>be me
>18
>birthday
>gf and I have been pretty rocky lately
>think "Today should be good. bday dinner" etc
>gf takes me out to dinner
>"I have to tell you something anon"
>"Sure what's up?"
> "I think we should break up"
>knew we were having issues but didn't see this coming, right now, after we ordered food
>press for details
> "well....remember when I was at my cousins the other night?"
>fuck. heart going like crazy
> "...yeah?"
>"I wasn't actually there. I went to anon's house. He was having a little party"
> "...ok?"
>"Well we got drunk. everyone left. It was just me, him and his friend"
>"..."
>"Thinks escalated and I ended up sleeping with them"
>"THEM!?!?! You had a threesome with 2 random guys"
>her exact words "Well, they took turns"
>fucking broken. have nothing else to say. She's sad I'm upset, but she shows no remorse for her actions
>Disgusted. Nauseous. 3 years together and she pulls this shit on my birthday
>Get up. Leave.
>Depressed as fuck. She continues hanging with them. She drunk calls me one night, the dudes are yelling in the background laughing
>Want to kill all of them and myself. Don't but, I think about it a lot.

Tits related

>>737950603
I intend too,

Anon, I loved her like there was no tomorrow, I took her and her kids in like they were mine, all I got out of it as I didn't do enough for her and I never cared for her, the last thing I said to her was

>you're about to see how much I DONT for you
Then I walked out

>>737950489


>>737950603 Same guy who wrote this here.

She was a fucking parasite. Fucking leave her ass, she tried to separate you from your god damm son. Make her go to hell.

>>737950952
Go on

>>737950664
Tonite, my dad is buying me and my son fucking inch thick ribeyes and one pound potatoes, we're eating great tonite

>>737950952
Your shopping list

>latex gloves
>bleach
>shovel
>knife
>dark clothes
>lighter fluid
>matches

Do with it what you will

>>737951005
Already have, she's about to lose literally everything.

>>737951146
I hope it's the best damn meal you've ever had, enjoy it

>>737941070
She was never real, anon

>>737951238
Would you kindly post here when it happens?

Damn /b/, I love you anons, had a shitty day yesterday, saw this thread, figured fuck it, post my story. The love I feel from y'all, priceless. Thanks much today guys.

>inb4 anon is gay

>inb4 you can't inb4

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>>737951102
That's all for the breakup. I fall into depression for a bit. Stalk her myspace. Go full beta hermit. She disappears for a few years then calls me again out of nowhere and there's a bit more to the story

>Be 22. No longer betafag. Just got back from a year traveling overseas
>Hit Korea, NZ,AUS, THAI, China, SEAsia etc
>Got a pretty sweet apartment in Brooklyn
>Random number calls. Answer
>Her
>"Hey anon. I'm in the city. Want to meet up? I heard you were back"
>"How'd you get my number?"
>"I saw it on your FB"
>Going to going away party for friend. Figured, fuck it, sure, let's see what happens. Tell her where I'll be
> "ok, maybe I'll show up"
cont?

>>737951175
Na, this was like 10 years ago now. She got what was coming to her, but I had nothing to do with it. I was there to laugh at her though. It was great

>>737951555
Gladly, I'll be happy to share the travails of a parasitic bitch who crossed the wrong mf one too many times.

Also
>chkd the trips

>>737951753
Sure, go on. Also, where in China? I lived in Guangdong for a few years.

>>737950587
Cont.
> I stand up and literally kicked him in the face ( never underestimate cyclists legs ) and he fucking falls on the grass, get called in to principals office, say I didn't start anything, but get detention for a month cause I could have hurt him badly.
> Threatened to go to court and he gets all the pity, she laughed at me for getting detention
> Next thing: she has this lanky ass friend that's a fucking bitch. They spend a lot of time together but I'm not bothered, he's got a girlfriend, long story short, we were at a school dance and he pushed me in front of all my friends when she was sitting with her friends, didn't think he had it in him. He's a head taller so I could kick the fucker also, grab him and pull him to the ground, rolls me over and hits me, thought I was out so he stands up, pull his legs out from under him and he hits his jaw on the wooden floor, ends up going to hospital, ambulance picks him up from the school.
> Detention with a final warning. One more and I literally get put in front of school governing body to say if in suspended or not.
>She doesn't text me for a few days cause I put her friend in hospital
>See her at school but don't sit together
> Everything goes back to normal.

>She tells me I should stop swearing, doesn't want me touching her boobs anymore, gets upset when I say I can't come over to her mother's Bible study group. Things started to go downhill..
>Find out her friend spent the night in the guest bedroom cause they had to work on a project together. Tell me she's going away for a weekend with him and his family, I lose my shit completely
> Comes back.. found out later after breakup she didn't come back a virgin.
> I go to my dad's place out of town for the first week of vacation. That sounds after church she tells me she read a poster on the church bulletin board that read "take a break" and she took it as a literal message from God to leave me.

6 months later they're together. Bitch..

>>737951753
Go on

>>737951921
You have gotten trips twice now anon. Make us proud.

>>737940137
Damn anon. Feels. Similar here. Had a submissive ex that did ANYTHING i wanted. Didjt even like the stuff i made her do, just liked that she would. Would make her lick my jizz off of the floor, hold a dildo inside her that was waaay to big, make her rim me, slap her, etc. Anyway, she left me after confessing she was into her friend, a butch lesbian. Kept me up for 3 weeks thinking that that woman would be making my gf her slave. Got a good sub now though, she's just not degraded enough yet.

>>737951620
Love you too <3
No homo

>>737949197
>stds aren't an epidemic right now
sure thing bud.

>>737950952
See it s a good thing as this girl is garbage. Do the same. Sexual healing man just find another great girl and you will be cured trust me.

>>737952413
Chlamydia maybe,

Thought the others were slowly decreasing in the demographics

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>>737940458
I know this feel bro. I just broke up with a girl that helped me quit drinking, quit my porn addiction, quit smoking and start working out. But she went crazy, for real, it hurts so bad cuz sometimes she's normal but over the past few months she's put a bunch of holes in my wall, broke my bedroom door, broke a ton of stuff and gotten me like 4 noise complaints and the cops called. I thought i was going to make a kid with her and we talked about it because we were so similar, but she won't go to the doctor. Her parents and I don't know what to do and the iast time the cops came they just said next time they come someone is going to jail so i've ignored all of her texts because I love her, but if I get arrested my career will be over and i'll be poor forever

toughest decision of my life and it hurts so bad but what can I do? She's getting worse and worse and won't see a doctor. Sucks man

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>>737951973
Nice! Didn't make it out there but I was in Shanghai, Hangzhou, Suzhou and Shaoxing
>>737952124

>Enjoying the party, then I see her
>She looks good. Her hair is black, straight. DDs pouring out of her lowcut shirt
>Hate and lust hit me at the same time
>"Hey Anon. You look great"
>She hugs and I feel those tits against me. Lust outweighing hate
>We talk. She buys me a drink
>After 5min I realize she's already pretty pissed drunk
>She's doing shots. Being loud. Lust falls away to hate again
>She makes a scene, almost spills a drink on my friends DJ equipment so I move her to the other side of the room
>She grabs my cock through my pants. She tells me she misses me
> The appeal has gone away
>Tell her she should go.
>She throws a fit, drops her purse. Pill bottle rolls out
>I pick it up. Read the label. "Doxycycline"
>" Doxies? I had to take these for malaria immunization while I was traveling, what are you taking them for"
>She doesn't want to tell me
>I press. She leans in my ear "Gonorrhea"
>I lose my fucking shit laughing. "Still fucking around eh?"
>She's drunk girl pissed now and crying/angry. Calls me a piece of shit
>Still laughing
>She gathers her stuff and makes for the door
>"You're an asshole anon"
>Shining moment "Yeah well, you're a fucking biohazard, so fuck off"
>She leaves
>10min later my phone rings
>Her
>Can't make out her drunk crying/yelling
>Guy picks up the phone
>"This is Sgt. Anon from NYPD. We caught your gf ducking in between cars. We thought she had fallen, but we caught her urinating."
>"Not my gf, and she's trashed and planning on driving home so, might want to keep an eye on her"
>Officer says goodnight and hangs up
>See her status the following morning. She got ticketed for public urination
>Laugh

tits still related

>>737940835
wow dude, you put this woman at serious risk for no reason. what a fucking piece of shit. she deserves the doggo and i can't believe i'm saying this, but your house too. you're scum

>>737952963
they're actually becoming more prevalent and developing an immunity to anti biotics

this truly is the worst generation to have ever been conceived

>>737953130
>you're a fucking biohazard
Nice one

>>737953158
Youre a literal cuck

>>737950952
>>737951753
>>737953130
sux but I'm glad she got hers. Biohazard, topkek

>>737953213
Don't tell me that, I got a girl coming over at midday that I wanna bare back

>>737953507
wait, how?

>girlfriend refuses to go camping
>I went anyway
>Hang out with friends, get a text that night, neighbor bro tells me she has a guy over
>Camping friends pack up our shit, we race home
>Park outside, it's been a few hours since I got the text
>Guy leaves the house, my best friend who had to work and couldn't camp
>Spend night with friends, ended up bar hopping and felt like shit.
>Text soon to be ex I was gonna be home early, she went to work like normal, acted normal
>She leaves, all my camping Bros come over, neighbor comes over. Helps me pack all of her shit up, throw it in the front yard.
>Thank friends, they leave. And now I wait
>Ex comes home, im in the yard, dousing boxes with gasoline
>Ask her who came over while I was gone
>She lies, neighbor saw her girlfriends come over, the pizza guy. Etc.
>best friend pulls up, I called him.
>Let him know he could take her shit to his house, or help me burn it.
>Refuses to listen, says nothing happened.
>She spills it, trying to save her stuff

>I burn her shit while they watch, police and fire arrive, friend leaves, ex screams at me, tells the police I burned all her stuff. Fire Marshall scolds me for burning in city limits during summer.

>Fast forward, I was in jail for a week, spent $5000 in fines, and ex is living with my ex friend.
At least her name wasn't on the lease. So I got to keep the house without any bitching

>>737953130
Damn dude, nice tits. Sounds like you were planning to hate fuck her, bullet dodged

>>737953567
>wanting to fuck a slut without both getting checked by the same doctor at the same time for diseases
dude the tools are there, why the fuck wouldn't you use them?
age of information, yet people keep getting dumber...

>>737944584
Also interested in what he caught them doing.

>>737953567
Different anon here but yeah dude, STDs resistant to antibiotics are spreading pretty quick. Clap, Gonorrhea. Wrap the at shit up, not worth it. Unless you're into your dick leaking.

Google for 5min

>>737953828
Nothing gets the sexual juices flowing more than sitting in a sterile room waiting to get swabbed by the men in lab coats

>>737946146
Holly mother of jizz that's bad

>>737952991
Holy shit man

>>737953609
Noice.

>>737953583
Reacting the way you did to old mate spreading his seed

>>737954111
are you 80 years old? used to be common practise decades ago but now
all they do is take a bit of blood and analyze your piss.
swabbing is for diagnosing symptoms but lack of other evidence for the illness (burning pee, but blood/urine results negative etc)

>>737954313
Sounds like you just wanted an excuse to share your wisdom to me there... I substituted "piss in a cup" with "swabbing" for a better flowing sentence

>>737953130
Should have at least face fucked her.

>>737955236
I think you're just mad I'm getting pussy today and you're not.

Sorry bro, be more confident

>>737955566
pix or it didn't happen faggt.

>implying i can't get laid
>implying i even want to
not everyone is a brainwashed dolt who makes sex the epitome of their existance.

>>737935187
OP where are you from roughly???

>>737940835
I was the same I dated this chick for 5 years cheated on her every chance I could and she even caught me fucking up 6months in and still stayed with me I left her for some cute short girl and she even know it and took me back I felt like shit when we broke up 6months ago and at first I feel into a depression but brah for me I was to young when I got with her i was stupid and I felt bad for cheating but I know everything I did I wanted to do so I can't be too mad and our break up story well here it goes

>be me sophomore in high school
>meet a chick on fb because of her sister
>see her the next day at school waiting for me with chocolate (it was Valentine's day)
> we talk and a month later were dating
>one month in we start fucking on the daily still not good enough
>meet short freshmen girl with dyed hair
>instant boner
>gf catches me talking to an ex and forgives me
>a week later leave her to get with the freshmen
>freshmen was a bad idea.jpeg
>get back with gf
>in the span of the next 2years I bang 4 different chicks on the reg
>fuck my friends wife one night
> fuck my ex she could me with through the 5 years relationship
>come up to last year
>I was pretty fucked up but when I wasn't I was a great bf, taking her out and doing a lot of cool shit (I'm not a full piece of shit)
>she starts becoming more open
>making friends with new people and old friends
> she starts changing and I start not liking who she's turning into
>go on one of our yearly 2 week breaks
>fuck ex who came from out of state
> gf on break decides she doesn't want to get back with me
>tells me she wants me to be happy
> never text her back
>never call her
>never even see her again.
>good bye GG

It's been 9months and I'm good she got a new bf but he left her, she's in theorpy now but most likely from her abusive mom she never knew of 99% of what I did
Miss her some times but hey we had a good run.

>>737955566
yeah dude. I'm sure we're all jealous that you're banging some girl with potential to catch an incurable disease.

Sex is fun, sure. But an orgasm isn't worth fucking my dick up over.

>>737948214
yeah man

i'm just working on my sadness is all

typing it out makes me feel better

>>737956991
i'm the original cheating bro
i did catch chlaymedia at some point, and got it taken care of

i told my gf to get tested as well (which is probably what made her suspecious in the first place) and she had nothing
but we also had very little sex in the first place

>>737935187
>Be me 21 years old
>Get girl pregnant first time i sleep with her
>Try to make a go of it, move in together
>give her cash to go pay rent
>Got a credit card for some reason
>Credit card maxed out
>For past 3 months cash I gave her for rent being spent on clothes and shit she's keeping at her sisters
>Is fucking so called friend of mine
>Day I found out she grassed me up for the basement grow (hence paying rent cash lol), house raided, arrested.

All's well that ends well bonus, 12 years on
>Fucked no less than 4 of her friends in the following weeks
>She married div friend who is a useless fuck, can't keep a job, is 30.and works in retail still
>Got with much hotter woman, married
>Have 50% custody
>She is always tapping us up for money

You all make my life look normal. Thank you.

>>737935187
Let me tell you how I fucked up a relationship.

>Be sleeping over at gf's parents for weekend
>GF is deaf, I am not, parents like that i'm super supportive and have been learning sign
>Watching movie in living room with gf and parents Saturday night.
>Have MAJOR gas and cramps from gf's stupid vegan moms stupid vegan lunch.
>Can't move, crippled with pain. Let out huge loud fart.
>gf's parents look at her with disgust and sign her Megan! Gross!
>This is great! I can fart and she gets blamed.
>I rip another huge one.
>Megan! You should excuse yourself and get up.
>I'm trying not to laugh, unsuccessfully, as I rip one last huge one.
>MEGAN! Get off the couch before he shits on you!


And that's why I can never go outside again.