Op from other thread.
This girl is literally going to fuck me if I help her clear a boss in an MMO
>>737932339
HEYOOOOOOOOOOO
Bro I was skeptical of the thread to begin with and now you're doing gods work.
>>737932339
Nice. More pics
>>737932339
Well she looks the type. Gross.
>>737932339
I hope you have some harpoons on hand.
>>737932339
Nice! Could you post full original pic?
>>737932339
OOh more pics too - good work anon. Tell her you'll help if she proves she's wet for it
>>737932339
Post pic b0ss
>>737932339
bump. ask for vagoo
>>737932339
Post previous screenshots
>>737932339
DONT FORGET TO TAKE PÄ°CTURES OF HER ASS U FAGGOT
>>737932339
So you going to fuck or na
show pink please
>>737932339
hey todgy come tate on my todbog
>>737932512
Fuck it man. Pussy is pussy. And then titties is big and jiggly. And he's getting it for free.
>tell her you'll beat it no problem
>ask her for a cup of anything
>delete all her characters
>leave
Post full resolution I love pale fat women
>>737932339
I thought you were leaving faggot. You didn't deliver the last roll, which was trips, you fucking fag.
>>737932339
turn her into your fuckslut. this is pretty simple, anon.
>>737932339
Previous screenshots please OP for the new arrivals
Can u post the pics from last thread
How the fuck do people snag girls so easily?
>>737932922
there you go. grab some condoms, idiot. lul
>>737932950
Help them beat Shinryu...
>>737932950
Fat and low self-esteem = pussy galore. Just gotta get this standards down bro.
>>737932922
Looks like a naked chicken.
Bon apetit.
>>737932950
fat chicks are super easy. i get hit on all time, but then again i'm super decent looking
>>737932950
Through the power of autism, /b/ is better at getting someone else layed than they are themselves.
>>737932922
bravo friend
stop it
get some help
>>737932922
holy fuck its so bad
but pussy is pussy right?
>>737933010
Super decent? Fucking Canadian.
>>737932922
ask for butthole pics
>>737933081
he's an hero by suffocation of fat vagina.
>>737933092
>not saying leaf
sup newguy
>>737932922
"Not wet enough - piss for your boss beater!"
She's a hamplanet. I'm not proud of you OP
>>737932339
Where does she live OP? Shall we all pop round? Many hands make light work and all that
>>737933132
Sorry.
>>737932339
posrt something u faggot
>>737933079
itt: cringe thread
Chicks with low self esteem can't be heralded as conquests.
>>737933317
lul
>>737933363
Op is otw to Piggy's house
>>737932922
C'mon OP, you've a ten minute journey she's got to send you (us) something else
Op make a video for /b/.
>>737932339
sure dude
Old thread? Want the whole conversation
>>737933422
ohh ok then
>>737933438
rollin for dubs
record? or take pics during course
also ask for a pic with face or we won't believe shit
>>737932733
>Pussy is pussy.
Yeah no.
If you're desperate and that's the best you can get then sure I guess.
take a sharpie....... you know why!
>>737932339
So a fat white chick who will fuck anyone? enjoy your nigger AIDS OP
>>737933373
don't forget she's autistic
>>737932339
Got head from a chick for passing a Mythic Socketed Warforged Calamity's Edge to her in HFC.
It was meh, but I fucked her face hard. Pretty sure she regrets it now but idgaf. Her bf is a cuck and I still slay better than either of them.
>>737933599
So he is going to dick down a special whale?
>>737933683
Pussy is pussy, you're a fag if you're fussy
>>737933599
MMO's man
>>737933683
Ayyyylmao
Thar she blows
>>737933445
>>737933683
let him have his fun
>>737932950
Simple. Most people on /b/ cant get chicks, because they are bad at it. If you reverse the roll to trolling chicks, they are equally bad at it because of their lack of experience with woman, so driving them away, just like trying to drive them closer - will have the opposite effect.
If you have problems with chicks, try to drive them away and hate them until they fuck you. Simple.
>>737933743
this
>>737933529
you're literally 2/10wouldnotbad.jpg neckbeard
>>737932922
Op pls dont hurt yourself
>>737933752
>>>737933683 (You)
>Ayyyylmao
>Tard she blows
>>737932890
Last one
>>>737933079
>Im a new David.
>>737933854
Much better
This shit is the best thing I've seen on /b for awhile
>>737933784
Stop projecting faggotron.
Not all of us are are limited to fucking literal landwhales.
>>737933743
>>737933752
>>737933772
I ain't pissing on the guy I'm just clarifying. Great tard whales need dick too.
>>737933652
>Mythic Socketed Warforged Calamity's Edge to her in HFC.
Autism folks
>>737933445
wow! You go OP! Keep making her send you nudes! Any close up of her face?
Wow OP that puss does not look good. Make sure you supply the dick BEFORE you fuck around with her in runescape or whatever the fuck. And wrap your tool.
>>737933777
I troll women all the time. I'm fucking shit to them, telling them they really don't need the calories when they go for a diet mountain dew, telling them they're gonna be shit at deeps/heeps forever because their tits draw blood away from their brain, that all they're good for is giving dome while im clearing trash, etc.
And they stick around. I honestly don't want them to stick around because they ask for carries and shit.
>can you come sweep this 17 DHT with me and my shit friends xD
Can you kill yourself?
Yo, this is Cassie, she's deaf. What's her new kik? She blocked me on the old one after she got all pissy. Op is from/around Tennessee . She's a great fuck my soon to be Eskimo brother
>>737932950
>Man, does that suave, handsome anon get girls so easily? He must be a badass.
Nice try OP but I see through your ruse
OP going to have the time of his life with uninhibited lover chubbers.
The rest will sit here and enviously critize everything about it.
Grow a pair, like OP did!
Is tis thread a trailer of doom3?
>>737934038
You know this pig??? Explain
>>737933946
>Not all of us are are limited to fucking literal landwhales.
Well why limit yourself to not? Fat chicks suck the best dick - fact, they also really put some effort in too. Not saying all fit chicks are lazy/unadventurous in bed but fuck me the majority of them are. There's an old adage "Never refuse a fuck - you might refuse a good one"
>>737933946
see:
>>737934070
>>737933958
My autism is when I get the pre-pot boss pull and concord procs OFH. That's my autism mode.
>>737934038
Give over photos of the deaf piggy then.
This is an old thread.
>>737934235
Yea but a fat chick putting in effort is still only half the effort a normal person would. Yea you can fuck that ass too but how clean can it really be seeing as they can't reach the ballon knot.
>>737934329
Yeah cuz final fantasy stormblood is literally 2 weeks old.
>>737934038
Kr138
Don't forget the butthole pics.
>>737934427
Oh no! Don't use logic! It upsets the faggots.
>>737934395
Yeah but then you have to only put in .25 of the effort - the tidal wave of fat pushes you back.
Also, who gives a fuck about clean???
>>737932339
what mmo
>>737933132
Your lingo makes me want to commit suicide.
>>737934235
implying I can get it up when all the eye can see is a giant pile of fat
>>737933777
Checkd
>>737934589
kek - only a matter of time
>>737934571
Me I give a fuck. If I take the time to clean my butthole then I expected the same.
>>737934618
fag confirmed
>>737934589
Ffxiv
>>737934618
Laser focus on the nipple my man.
>>737932769
This
>>737934660
hey how you waste your own time is your own damn business
>>737934483
This.
>>737934709
kek/10
>>737934483
Yea
Make sure you get a pic of her butthole
>>737933132
> sup newguy
How fucking old are you?
>>737932339
demand for pictures of her pooper and anal sex
He's going to post pics of them together soon. This thread has been posted before, you gullible faggots.
>>737934731
Waste of time? It's like 30 seconds of direct contact with my bhole to get it clean. Pop in the pinky pull out some stinky and you're good to go.
>>737934839
i'm not that guy but im 26, in case anyone's wondering
>>737934839
I am also not that guy and I am 31
>>737934839
Not him, but I am 24
>>737933445
>>737935044
>dubs check
>>737934839
not him, but I'm 21.
>>737934925
Yup right with all the exact same texts as the first time that he got from dubs suggestions from the first thread which happen to all be exactly the same and in the same order. Exactly when did you learn you were retarded?
>>737934031
A human has the ability to love anyone, in my opinion. It just takes them to get to know you / think about you. They at first will hate it but as they think about why they dislike you they subconsciously think about why they like you too.
We humans get jaded from too much stimuli, filtering out the common and mundane. I can guarantee you even the most ugly chicks get treated nicely by guys who want to tap dat, you'd be surprised how low men can go.
Nearly no one is going to tell them how it is, for fear of the pussy police - if it ever existed - would take their non-existent chance of getting laid away.
Then this one guy starts being rude and blunt when no one else would, you're instantly out of the filter-zone. Suddenly, you're different. You're not like everyone else.
>>737933445
>>737935116
Holy shit it's the same face
>>737934839
Not newguy, but 20 y/o here
>>737932339
WHITE WHALE!! CRACK YOUR BACKS AND BREAK YOUR OARS! THRUST YOUR HARPOONS TO THE SKY AND STICK HIM UNDER HIS CROOKED BROW AND STRAIGHT INTO HIS EYE!
WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL!
>>737935208
Eat a dick
>>737935284
I too have seen Free Willy. Best line of the film right here.
>>737934960
30 whole seconds? Say you've been washing yourself from age 5 and you live to 80, say you bathe once a day thats 228.125 hours or 9.5 days. You're gonna spend nearly 10 days of your life specifically washing your butthole. Waste of time
>>737935340
you may deny it but you know it true in your heart. Anyone can be loved, even something like you. Maybe.
Fake and gay
>>737933777
mfw I realize this will probably work for a bunch of anons but they probably don't believe it enough and won't try, thus still not getting pussy
kek listen to anon pls
>>737935519
I spend 5 times that fiddling with my cock in front of a computer. What's 10 days of clean smell free asshole in comparison.
>>737935519
this is the beauty and logic of math used for an unholy purpose.
stop it.
>>737935526
Well it didn't turn you on so I guess it didn't work.
>>737935532
Correctemundo
>>737935666
>>>MFW THOSE TRIPS
>>737934839
Not him, but I'm 7 decades old
>>737935666
Calm down satan.
>>737935631
>I spend 5 times that fiddling with my cock in front of a computer
Now that is a worthy use of time anon. Stop with the ass washing and you can have another ten days of that in your lifetime! Bonus!
>>737935637
Technically a holey purpose. A buttholey purpose
>>737935666
it turned your trips on, anon.
Besides, 4chan is opposite land.
The norm here is to hate people and shit post, clearly for what i say to be true you would have to be nice.
And besides the point
Your time-scale is quite a bit off, if you could get anyone within the first day of meeting you'd be called a pickup artist, and that's pretty much the dream, my friendo.
Its the same reason why dubs, trips, quads ... ... etc. get pointed out, because they happen less. You don't care about all the other numbers because you are unconsciously filtering them out.
Next time maybe, satan.
>>737935576
Could they pull it off though? All said and done they will still be trying to get laid by pretending to dislike someone, not a true disinterest.
>>737935834
mfw I calculated that I fap for 30 FULL DAYS EVERY year
>>737933132
your summer is showing
>>737936218
impossible. write out the math, faggot
>>737936218
Oh yeah? Which month do you pick? Kek
>>737932950
Being a true gentleman
>>737936218
what? you fap 2 hours a day? holy
>>737936310
its only 36 20min wanks over a year anon chill
>>737936218
>30 FULL DAYS EVERY year
>(30/365)*24h
>2 hours a day
kek
>>737936419
Well that the fu k do you do on lunch breaks?
>>737936516
Good point
>>737936516
You have lunch breaks of over 2 hours long?
>>737933652
I would have kept the calamity's edge.
>>737936623
depends how good the fap is!
>>737936218
>>737936505
>mfw
>>737936450
36*(1/3) = 12h
20mins = 1/3 of an hour, if you were wondering.
12h = half a day.
>>737936516
eat lunch, work again. How the fuck would you fap at work anyway? just pull it out infront of everyone?
>>737936218
>Not fapping 365 FULL DAYS EVERY YEAR
scrub
>>737932922
She so horny lol
>>737936748
Porta-Potty Peter pounding. Only way to jerk at work.
>>737936811
yo dick gonn fall off mane
>>737936886
If everyone did that they would need almost 1 loo per person for that mate.
>>737936934
not until they invest cyborg dicks then i can fap twice as much twice as hard
>>737936748
>>737936516
Toilets duh
>>737936748
>coworkers leave to eat lunch outside
>alone in office
>masturbate and cum into femcoworker's coffee
>>737937000
trips demand that workplaces be more accommodating to anons that need to fap in peace while on the clock
>>737932339
Its called catfishing, dipshit
>>737937000
Only the elite like me can stomach the smell of a Mexican spaceship long enough to crank one out.
>>737936748
>just pull it out infront of everyone
Well he's probably shitting in designated streets so it's not out of the question he would do just that.
>>737937127
>implying cyborg dicks wont be self-fapping
if her weight is under 3 digits, she aint no woman
>real measurements not imperial
>>737936885
Yes so horny in much need of vaginhale inhercourse
>>737936748
>half a day
do you have more than 12hrs free a day?
>>737932339
Post all pics she sent you please
>>737937221
damn then you can have multiple dicks so you can mount like 20 and fap for 20 hours every hour
>>737937269
only when your moms busy.
>>737937269
>>737937423
Oooooo dis nigga done brought the fire on your moms son.
>>737937423
Shit man she's always busy, selling that hole.
Sucks to be you - min 12hrs free everyday and can't even fuck the biggest whore in the universe.
>>737937639
i only sleep 6 hours so i can spend the other 6 hours fucking your dad too so hey, its not that bad.
And if you were that stupid, and still dont get it, those were 12hours fapping per year, if you read the comment i replied to with the math, you would have understood the context and not have made such a stupid reply.
>>737936218
>>737936419
>>737936505
1. skeptical
2. check math
3. realize is correct
4. ????
5. sheeeeeit
>>737937939
Great! See if you can fuck your sisters virginity back out of him!
You always so serious lad? Bet you're fun at parties
>>737938149
>lad
Shouldn't you be asleep britfag
>>737938316
at 8pm?
>>737938149
That's her own business, not mine. And hey, at least i get invited to parties, hey.
>>737938427
>invited
great comeback
>>737938316
>confrimed no knowing how timezones work
way to go, retard
OP has abandoned ship
>>737938503
thanks.
>>737938592
Theres a blimp joke in there somewhere I just know it
>>737938418
Yes at 8 pm. 8 hours if sleep is the staple of health and 12 hours is good like so gts
>>737933908
Any updates OP?
>>737938507
International timezones no. The continental United States yes.
>>737938693
Yea man I got here and just as I was about to go in a big buck Nigger opened the door and grabbed me. Turned out she is a coal burner and was just getting me over there so I could have a round of Nigger dick given to me.
>>737938640
fuck off wanker. when i sleep 12 hours i feel like shit, 8 is about my limit. 6 is ideal.
>>737938798
did you enjoy getting ass-railed by Tyrone's footlong?
>>737938842
That's right a good wank before you're 12 hour trip to sleepy land us perfect.
>>737938798
actually made me laugh out loud
this site really is as randum as they say it is xD
>>737938950
The myth of big black dick is something created by the porn industry. He had a very respectable 5.5 and it fit nicely between my cheeks.
>>737938640
http://www.today.com/health/wake-9-hours-sleep-night-not-so-healthy-1B9522166
"Too much sleep on a regular basis can increase the risk of diabetes, heart disease, stroke and death according to several studies done over the years. Too much is defined as greater than nine hours. The most common cause is not getting enough sleep the night before, or cumulatively during the week.29 Jan 2016"
>12 hours is good like (assume you meant god like?)
No wonder yank health is trash
>>737938631
kek
>>737936748
yeah. He does. He lies upside down leaning on a wall and jerks off by the water cooler in the hall while we all shove grapes in his asshole. The last person who puts a grape in when he comes loses and has to rub his cum in his skin.
You idiot
>>737939108
O so now it's our sleep patterns? Pick one europoor either we are unhealthy because of our cheese burger addiction or its because of our abundance of sleep we get from not living in a Muslim hell hole.
>>737939024
Haha kek!
>Upvote for you my friend +1
>>737933529
To be fair he could be worse.
She is not THAT big and doesnt look disgusting.
Also probably gonna give her life to please his cock
>>737939330
Or she gets caught up in the moment and mistakes his dong for a Zero bar
>>737939394
>thats a bad thing
>>737939052
i didn't say he had a big dick, i meant you just have small feet.
>>737938975
6 hours sleep, 6 hours work. leaves 12 hours to fuck your whole family and the neighbours and just enough time to shit post on the 'chan.
sometimes i mix it up and fuck your queen, but im pretty set in my ways.
>>737939268
Ameritards - so stupid they don't realise contributory factors multiply and compound....
>>737939521
>6 hours sleep, 6 hours work. leaves 12 hours to fuck....
When do you find time to wash your butthole then?
>>737939268
nah you just cant even life so you fuck up all the things you fat overslept maggot ridden sleezebag.
>>737934839
Not him but 20 my dude
>>737933079
>i am a new david
Good on you Dave
>>737939525
I realize unchecked immigration and inflation of the pound has been a compounding and contributing factor to your demise.
>>737939689
damnit dave
>>737932339
You better greentext what happens
>>737939623
Can't hear you over my ice machine making ice cubes for all my cold drinks you stingy about ice motherfuckers. Go drink a warm piss beer while I chug ice cold miller's.
>>737932922
It certainly don't score high on presentation, but looks tasty besides those asshole hair. I think it's a passable deal overall.
>>737939689
To bad he ain't Dave Thomas reincarnated. Wendy's needs Dave
>>737939751
rumor has it this text was written in English, however no linguists world-wide can decipher its meaning.
>>737939844
enjoy buying 90% frozen water and 10% drink, bitch. Also, not even in Europe, they give us ice here too unless i specify them not to.
>>737933181
>>737933529
>>737933565
>>737933758
This.... these, or whatever.
>>737939751
>Yawn
If you're gonna go all /pol/ at least try to get your facts right.
>inflation of the pound
In fact, just getting your terminology right would be a start. I'd say go back to shitposting if you weren't so goddamn awful at it. There really is no hope anon, even obiwan has checked out...
>>737939954
It means pip pip cheerio mate the Muslims are now at our gate but never fear for we are queer with anticipation if a sharia year.
>>737932339
i am disgusted. bring a condom atleast
>>737939954
That's not English, there are far too many z's in it.
>>737940103
My country has long since disassociated with the motherland.
>>737940103
>being this cucked
Wow
>>737932339
hahaha prob shes the monster you need to beat.
>>737940351
/thread
kek
>>737932339
the final boss means your virginity and hers. she cant get rid of it for 20 years now.
>>737940103
bet you're annoyed you typed if instead of of
>>737932733
>free pussy
>trading work for sex
I'm not sure you are using the word, "free" correctly.
>>737932769
Absolutely this
>>737939751
Pound still worth more than the dollar last time I checked
>>737940684
He has to play a mmo, that he is already playing, that costs him no extra money.... I define that as free
>>737940684
I have to commend you on that gif, anon
>>737939268
As an American, I gotta say 12 hours holy shit, i get 6-8 no more, storylines less than that, but 12 that is genuinely terrible.
As an older dude, I have a couple of observations:
Did not expect her to be so fat based on her image.
When I was young, a girl as fat as that might well have been the fattest girl in school. Now, these little piggies seem to be the norm. What the fuck is going on? Are you all eating butter right out of the box?
OP UPDATE WITH GREENTEXT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
>>737943843
Op was crushed by new Goliath.
>>737943843
this.
pls have more pics too
>>737934839
23 and some change
>>737938701
Color me surprised faggot.
>>737932339
You're such a faggot. Fatties should be shamed and starved until they're healthy and presentable to civilized society.
>>737939268
Why not both you feckless NEET.
Op here.... I did it. And I hate to admit it wasn't bad. Otw home but snuck some pics. Will post asap
>>737946644
>>737939844
Wait, are you implying Millers is a good example of beer.
Truly the King of inbred faggot assholes has arisen.
>>737946644
Great job! Happy for you! Lets see those pics!
>>737940511
Kek, the important thing is nobody called him out on it...
OP here, have a sneak preview
>>737946946
lol fuck off
>>737946946
What's her irl name?
>>737947051
Fred
>>737946946
Real op here... That's nasty and not us
>>737947051
You just call her "mom".
>>737939521
Who the fuck only works 30 hours a week in gainful employment.
Admit it anon, are you a part time soccer mom?
>>737946946
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING BETWEEN ITS LEGS?!
>>737946946
mfw i'm disgusted but at the same time i've got a fat chick under my thumb that i can fuck when i'm feeling super horny
>>737947110
OP is on his way home. You expect us to believe he's driving and checking 4chan at the same time? Lying nigger
>>737947110
Then show us what you guys are doing?
>>737947254
>tfw I check 4chan while driving constantly
any more from prev. thread?
Op here. Her kik is KR138
Enjoy
>>737946946
OP is a legend. Should've livestreamed it tbh
>>737948185
Yes or no did you hit it? And will you be posting a green text story with more pics?
>>737947506
hi sal
>>737948185
wher da piccs
>>737947506
faggot. hope you die because you drive into a wall
>>737948683
Only pic thus far
>>737946946
>>737933373
>2/10 would not bang virginfag detected
>>737932339
You better get her pregnant or else you're just being a cunt
>>737948833
fuck off faggot
>>737933652
dude this post just made me spiral into depression out of sadness for your existence. i hope you one day get a clue in life.
>>737933927
they keep multiplying
Home guys
>>737949551
Welcome Back
>>737933445
Meh... I've fucked worse...
>>737949551
wtf low res why