how u want to die?

i don't

detonating atomic bomb which im sitting on

It'll probably be a suicide. I know myself too well now and that's the only way I can see myself leaving this place.

first person to overdose on cannabis edibles

>>737900064
killing every muslim black and jew on earth

>>737900064

In the crusades.

>>737900064
as quickly as possible, as suddenly as possible.

I think the process of dying is more excruciating than death itself.

fantanyl overdose

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>>737900064
Crashing in a canyon at 150mph and dying on impact in pic related

>>737900380
That's quite an ambition to live up to, Anon.

>>737900380
>that adrenaline rush
>dying behind the wheel
Sounds ideal but I don't wanna an hero

>>737900380
Thelma?

masturbating to cp.

>>737900514
How will that kill you?

>>737900064
at the hands of an enemy I respect.

Good luck.

>>737900247
here here

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In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

>>737900563
The FBI will.

>>737900064
I don't care as long as it is fast and preferably at an old age.

Perhaps getting decapitated?
(Hopefully with a sword or Guillotine, not a knife).

Given that I study theology in Germany(stan) perhaps I have a certain chance of achieving that goal. :p

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>>737900064
>how u want to die?
Proving the Bible wrong by living well beyond the 120 year limit...

....then in bed, having sex with a 13, 16 and 21 year old(s) at the same time.

1) Lightning
2) Mutual death from a swordfight where me and the opponent are evenly matched
3) Tiger attack

I will have a wrestling match with a great white shark on shark week 2024? Save the date

>>737900064
balls deep in ur mom faget

I like to die not a virgin

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While hiking or otherwise traveling the country. When I feel it's time I will tell everyone goodbye and take off.

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>>737900247

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>>737900064
Peacefully in my sleep

On my own terms, while normies are crying and screaming that I wasnt punished lol

>>737900064
Blowing up mosques if my wife dies before I do.
I'll do my best to cause as much damage as possible before I get caught in one, though.

>>737900956
>Bible

Jesus said the last days will be like those of Noah's. The people then were there ones living to 800 or 900.

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>>737900956

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>>737900514
That's the dream, right there.

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For my country, prefferably in a war
but seeing that my nation is semi-neutral on wars, that goal is gonna be harder then it should be

>>737900956
Cringed, you should feel bad

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>>737900064
happy.

>>737900064
Once I retire and my kids are all moved out I plan on spending my remaining years living in Thailand with my wife getting wrecked out of my fucking gourd on all manner of drugs. I want to try actual old fashioned opium at least once in my life. That's how I really want to die. I want to go out like a fat comedy icon.

>>737901015
You want to die with your dick in a man?

>>737901119
So never?

>>737900064
Quickly and painlessly asap or after a long happy life with someone I love who loves me just as much.

Considering how unlikely it is that I'll find a fish on the moon I'll take that bolt from the blue now please.

>>737900064
Burning to death.
Being doused with gasoline and set on fire.

>>737900122
>2017
>don't want to die
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>737900064
honestly I don't want to. robot. clone. don't care but I can't. ever.honestly.

now

>>737901644
check. seriously its just 1step .. . what else do you have to lose

>>737900457
faggot

In a gunfight, preferably shot in the jugular with a high calibre rifle. Blood pressure drops so quickly you pass out and die in like 30 seconds.

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>>737900493
don't be a cuck

>>737900064
in my sleep, not suffering and nothing gory, please.

>>737900064
Crash my motorcycle into the leader of IS, dismount doing front flips and downing a cold cider and land in a portal to the past.

>>737902697
>cider
wow, badass

>>737900064
Looking at a group of my most hated saying "How's it feel to know that I took you with me?" Then laugh my ass off at their look of scorn turns to shock and alarm, right before we all fall into Hell itself together.

>>737902735
Well, honestly, this would be pretty badass. I'm going to guess he may actually be actually one of the skeletons in Jason and the Argonauts if he falls into a portal to the past. Dying to a legendary Greek hero in the ancient past after wrecking ISIS would be pretty kickass.

By becoming immortal as a lich.

I want to die saving the girl i love from the hell hole she lives in. If the last thing i hear is her voice and the last thing i see is her beautiful face, i would die a happy man

>>737902697
Nice try, skeleton

In the field of battle during the world's ending

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>>737901184
kek

saving the pic, but not an atheist
fully looking forward to all the young teen tang that Heaven has to offer

>>737900064
I don't.

I want to die saving 42 babys from a terrorist attack on an aircraft carrier

>>737903487
mods?

Death by SNU SNU

I'll die after my consciousness is properly transfered to a machine.

>>737900064
Coma

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Ideally if I was lucky enough to know I was going to die of say cancer or something, public self immolation.

If not, public self immolation. Or shot to the head somewhere amusing.
Why not have a little fun with it, honestly.

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>>737901093
>hiking

Faggot! Go spend a week alone camping as close as you can to Crater Lake!

Anyone who doesn't can not die calling themselves "a man"!

>>737903712
only correct answer

>>737900698
>>737900697
Hivemind

>>737900064
soon

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>>737903631
and another faggot virgin arises from the pile of his mothers used underwear to show us he can make the distinction between an adult woman, a child and a clearly marked shop.

>>737907282
>can *NOT make the distinction.... etc