Eating some crackers, AMA.

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What are their names?

>>737890559
Todd. All Todd.

>>737890225

are the crackers good

>>737890225
why is todd such a fag

>>737890225
Are you having cheeze wiz or some genuine dip/spread?

Bumperino

>>737891085
Yes, they were also fresh so that's a plus.

>>737891202
He's a jew, so obviously he's a fag.

>>737891266
Nope, just Saltines. It's too late for cheese tonight.

>>737890225
Is cheese available?

>>737890225
What kind? Be as specific as possible.

>>737890225
Tuna straight from the can and green El Yuc hot sauce. No question just a suggestion

>>737891457
Can't, I have a fish allergy.

>>737891340

good to hear! enjoy those crackers op.

>>737891442
Of course, it's the good stuff too. Sharp cheddar.

>>737891521
Thanks! They do taste pretty good.

>>737891443
They look exactly like the pic on top, and taste like salt. (i.e. a Saltine cracker)

>>737891658
What brand? How many per package?

>>737891544
Ham?

>>737891658
I said be as specific as possible you fucktard. Now tell me the brand and how many per package!

>>737891783
>>737891710
Didn't count and I threw out the box. I'll make another thread tomorrow to tell you guys.

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What is your favorite energy drink?

>>737891717
Not a fan of ham either, more of a roast beef type of person.

>>737891944
Probably Red Bull, but I prefer coffee.

>>737891893
Such bullshit! You are a liar. You ate crackers and you don't know the brand or how many in the stack!

>>737891425
It is ner too late for some sweet sweet cheddar

>>737890225
OP just curious but how many niggers do you own? And a follow up what is the breakdown of house, field, and tree?

>>737892068
/b/rother, this is a place of peace, I'll make a new thread tomorrow.

>>737892132
True I guess, but it's a block of cheese and I don't feel like taking out a knife, cutting thin pieces of cheese, washing off the knife, and putting the cheese back at 2:43 in the morning.

>>737892193
>place of piece

how bout you go fuck your moms hairy asshole?

>>737891981
I enjoy roast beef, chicken breast, and ham. Ham is simply better.

>>737892154
The slave trade is really weak where I live, so not many come by nowadays.

>>737892358
Why are you so angry /b/rother?

>>737892370
I do enjoy pulled pork, but sliced ham just doesn't do it for me.

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What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

>>737892402
damn that sucks, a man should own a bunch of nigger, i got 5 naggle currently, which is about 65 individual niggers, 50 field, 12 house, and three hanging from my nigger tree there to moyivate the others, its cool when they get all smelly after a few day i have them bury them next to the tree, all that dead nigger help the roots, got a dam healthy nigger tree i tell ya

>>737892567
i let my male dog lick my balls after i get out of the shower as i brush my teeth

>>737892315
Youre a saltine heretic then. Burn innhell for your heresy. Saltikes deserve cheese you imbecil!

>>737892567
Don't listen to >>737892737, he's an impostor. I can't remember doing anything explicitly gay, but I'll try to think of something.

>>737892838
Saltines can be enjoyed by everyone, in any way. Saltines are great, with cheese or without.

>>737892869
how many niggers tho? honestly , do you own

>>737892972
Unfortunately, none at the moment.

>>737892952
H E R E T I C

>>737893023
well then there is the problem, i can rustle some up for ya if you want

>>737893032
Fine, I'll go get the cheese.

>>737893058
That's fine, I get by just fine.

>>737893081
Good. You know youre gonna enjoy it.

How dry is your mouth right now?

>>737893150
well if you put it like that i blame the fucking jews , filthy fucking kikes

>>737893176
Back, chose the pre-cut cheese for quicker speed.

>>737893211
Honestly, my mouth never gets dry from eating saltines.

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>>737893321

>>737893441
The cheese was pretty good.

>>737892554
Have you tried pre cooked ham?

>>737893641
Of course I have.

>>737893639
Get moar. There is never enough cheeze

>>737893829
Shall I become the King of Cheese?

>>737893740
Just curious. How are your crackers?

>>737894026
Still very good, I'm almost out though.

>>737893895
Yes
Try them all once you get the chance. Develop finer tastes. Maybe try apple or cranberries with it. Think outside your box man. The world is interesting and most importantly: delucious . :)

>>737890225
Why are you so racist?

>>737894157
What about grapes, raspberries, blackberries, blueberries, and cherries? If you couldn't tell I really enjoy the berry fruit category.

>>737894323
I probably have peta chips and Ritz somewhere in the house, but this morning I'm just feeling something bland but delicious.

>>737894385
Go for it man. Especially grapes are good. get advuce from your local vendor. Maybe wine pairings?

>>737890225
why do you exist.

>>737894463
That sounds pretty fancy, any suggestions for wine, flavor-wise?

>>737894571
The question that should be asked is why not.

>>737892068
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

>>737890225
Are you eating crackers?

>>737894728
/b/rother, take it easy. No need to get hostile over words.

>>737894718
Id go for Pinot Grigio

>>737894758
Currently working on pairing the best combinations of cheese and berry, but I'll tell you how they taste and my personal suggestion once I'm done.

>>737894881
Actually, I might have a bottle of that in my basement. Not 100% sure, but it's possible.

>>737894718
>the question that should be asked is
are you out of crackers yet?

>>737895057
No, I haven't eaten any while pairing them up.

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What is your opinion on the recent drop in frog populations?

>>737895268
There was a recent drop in the frog population?

>>737894460
Crackers basically just taste like salt

>>737895373
Nah, saltines have more flavor than salt.

>>737895354
From what I've heard Amphibian populations have been declining.

>>737895620
That's really unfortunate. Hopefully the numbers start increasing again.

>>737895620
Along with white-nose, that's one of the two biggest ongoing ecological catastrophes that nobody fucking knows about.

>>737894831
You've won nothing shithead. Wallow in the shit you've created. Because soon, all you've worked for will vanish and you'll be left with nothing. When you least expect it, the shit you talk, you'll choke on it.

>>737890225
Have you tried them with hummus?

>>737896644
Philistine

>>737896644
No, I usually leave that to the Peta chips.

>>737890225
Are you eating crackers?

>>737896751
Peta chips? Do they pose naked and whine about fur all the time?

>>737896978
Wait, my bad. Pita chips.

>>737896930
No, I finished them. Raspberry, sharp white cheddar, and Saltine crackers are a great combo.

>>737897069
So still a pain in the ass.

>>737897156
?

>>737897275
> acronym

>>737895268
the jews did it, next question