Hello, I am a prophet. Does anyone have questions about anything?

>>737889527
how much longer until the rapture? i'm sick of this gay earth and want off this hell

Are you a prophet?

File: Little-Green-Men-ferengi-19047060-692-530.jpg (116KB, 692x530px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 692x530px

>>737889527

PROFIT?!?!

>>737889527
if you are a true prophet then give me trips

>>737889682
Depends on what you consider to define a rapture. If it's a singularity event, it never happened.

>>737889692
Unconditionally.

>>737889790
I love DS9, gotta finish it though, watched all the other treks.

>>737889826
A prophet only relays the word of god. Here's trips.

>>737889834
Really?

>>737889968
Yes, yes, yes.

>>737890028
Oh, ok. Cool.

>>737890081
Favorite was TNG.

>>737889527
Any tips on making money with my computer running all day?

>>737890163
Bitcoin mining is shit. I'd suggest selling works of art using only ms paint.

File: 1483778392785.gif (808KB, 207x207px) Image search: [Google]

808KB, 207x207px

how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?

File: Dobbs_tshirt_00101.jpg (105KB, 553x514px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 553x514px

>>737889527
what's your track record? how many prophecies have you made that came true, against how many you made that didn't?

> here comes the bullshit

>>737890251
42

>>737889527
is 4chan halal?
when does god get sick of humanity and put an end to our painful existance?
what mental illness do you have which has lead to you believing your delusions of grandeur and the voices in your head to be god?

Should I climb?

>>737890288
I don't make prophecies, I receive visions. Many of them come true. Some don't because they are insights into other worlds/times.

>>737890305
everything is halal and not haram. Already happened, but didn't. It can't be mental illness, I've already checked.

>>737890473
The ladder, hell yeah. 10th rung is no joke.

>>737890500
what will i do 5 minutes from now?
does god tell you to murder people?
what makes you think there even is a god and these "voices" aren't some benevolent being fucking with you via some sort of telepathy?

>>737890288
so you aren't a prophet, as you said in the first post - you're a visionary.

i used to see shit like that all the time, then i stopped eating jimson weed.

>>737890571
False prophet, I was talking mountains my man.

>>737890666
>the devil speaks
fear ME

>>737890666
Can't tell you unless I see it. Nice trips.
God doesn't tell me anything, only shows me, if you would call it God.
Faith and understanding.

>>737890684
Okay.

>>737890696
I was telling you to climb a ladder instead of whatever else.

>>737889527
How do kill myself and leave the most evil fucked up ghost in that space?

>>737890919
I would never tell someone to kill themselves. You can make ghosts by drawing them if you need to.

File: 5.jpg (83KB, 1024x780px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 1024x780px

Will I post dubs?

>>737890880
Okay, wheres the damn ladder then? Bet its at the top of that fucking mountain I was asking about. Isn't it?!

>>737890880
you know there's drugs to suppress these delusions, and your belief of them being real.
believing in dreams and coincidences as something god is telling you is not healthy.
especially when you consider all the horrendous shit this life has in it, and will have in the future.

>>737891083
Never again.

>>737891086
It's on The Path.

>>737891185
FUCK YOU I'M CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN!

>>737891182
They are not delusions, thank you for your opinion. You're the one who keeps talking about God, maybe you have the problem.

>>737889527
glad to meet ya prophet.

I'm the party pooper, glad to meet ya

>>737891545
Hi fwend

>>737890684
didn't work on molly either, btw

>>737891300
i'm not the one claiming to see the future as interpretations of god speaking to me.

how can you have the gift of foresight, but not be driven mad by the sheer overwhelming amount of atrocities that are to come...
and you claim to know of other worlds on top of it...

seek medical attention, your delusions are not visions of the future, and if they do come true they are either coincidences or your brain fooling you into believing these delusions are the same thing as what has eventually come to pass.

File: 84693281.jpg (57KB, 338x600px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 338x600px

>>737891185
how about this CHECK EM

>>737891821
>>737891185
damn, you're right.....

>>737891701
Because I don't see the atrocities and if I did it's all a part of amor fati you fucking cuck.
If you don't have questions keep your suggestions to yourself.

>>737890500
Checked

Also, tell me about 3 visions of things that haven't occurred yet.

>>737892003
There will be two beings at the end of it all.
There is a great "machine" at the heart of it all.
That's only two I've seen, but I can tell you everything has already "occurred".

>>737892157
Interesting. Are you able to expand on your visions?

>>737889527
Will I get away with it?

>>737889527
My question is this. Can you provide one piece of info so compelling that it'll have even a remote chance of changing the view of any thinking people here.....all of whom think you're full of shit at first glance.

But, go for it. Your best shot. And, if you're confused by this, how about you prophesy something that will happen THIS WEEK....specifics please. None of that vague Nostradamus bullshit.

>>737892480
I don't know what you mean. Do you mean interpret? I see an image and I interpret it. I see two being at the end of it all, I believe it means there was only enough matter in the dark era to necessarily support a bicameral entity.

The machine is not a machine at all but virtual, it's purpose is to create "time", where all things inhabit it.

It's barely interesting and more just very far off from anything most people deal with today. I am the only one I've met or read of who deals with it, through visions, and so I am a de facto prophet.

>>737892718
You can't read, I understand. Have a nice day.

>>737889527
OP here, isn't it justice enough that I'm here and not on reddit. Fuck reddit.

>>737892845
I read the first post. Op can't answer my question for the obvious reason. I was right. He's full of shit.

Have a nice day, op.

Btw, I publicly called Trump winning from more than a year out and a lot more. But I'm not a prophet. I merely have eyes.

>>737893066
What sort of info do you want? I don't fucking make prophecies, I receive visions, which then occur, from time to time and interpret them.

>>737893168
Well, by definition, prophets make prophecies so your thread is labelled incorrectly.

Let's put that aside though. I'll give you a couple of easy questions.

1. What is your personal definition of "vision"? Please be very specific and include an example.

2. What is your criteria for determining that some real-world event has corresponded to your "vision" and fulfilled it?

3. Elaborate on the process you use to evaluate your visions. Please be detailed and include an example.

>>737889527
I only bump once.

>>737892726
I meant to ask for more details on the vision that's you see. Can you provide a more detailed description?

>I see two being at the end of it all

So the world as we know it is over and their's two beings?

>virtual machine

Do you see an image of this or is this more of a feeling?

>>737889527
May 7th 2019
Mean anything to you?

>>737893565
No, by definition, prophets SERVE as intermediaries. I can serve however I want.

1. A vision is something I see before it happens. It is also something that happens to "me" elsewhere in time, which is not exactly "me", but what you might call God.

2. When it actually occurs and I can see what is about to happen right in front of me.

3. I let the world explain their veridicality. If they actually occur, then they evidence their truthfulness in at least this world.

>>737893610
I believe the two beings create a new world, as we are here today, and so I remember them.

>>737893610
It is an image. It is a huge invisible machine, inside a spherical grid, all of unkown proportions.

>>737893703
No.

File: K39uElt.jpg (207KB, 419x610px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 419x610px

>>737889527
how long until this kills us?

Not op. I'm this guy.
>>737893565

I predict that OP will completely fail to impress with anything else he posts. Additionally, when he does I'll give you guys some actual future events. I'm too humble to say prophecy because I see that as self-aggrandizing bullshit but I don't mind telling you some things I see happening in the next few years. But someone has to ask for it too.

>>737893934
I did not mean to say huge, sorry. It is of an unknown scale, presumably purposefully.

>>737894015
2 turns.

>>737894024
Start a thread then, you dipshit.

>>737893934
I believe zero of what you're saying in points 1, 2 and 3. I challenge you to start a website and log your future predictions, but I know you will not.

You are utterly fake. You are not serving anyone, except yourself and your need for attention.

If anyone wants to hear some real future events they can ask me and I'll deliver right here.

What should I do

Been in a relationship with a girl for 2 years. She loves me and all. I like her company

Another girl is in love with me but she's about to go away for two years.

Should I wait for her to come back and keep my current GF? Should I let the girl leaving I like her too but I'm in a relationship?

>>737894101
Is this you, op? No need to get so mad.

>>737894215
My beliefs do not require yours.

>>737894269
Do what feels right.

>>737894333
Issa me. Sorry.

>>737894356
They don't require proof either, and that's the great part huh?

Whatever. Have your silly fun.

>>737893934
>>>737893610 (You) #
>I believe the two beings create a new world, as we are here today, and so I remember them.
>>>737893610 (You) #
>It is an image. It is a huge invisible machine, inside a spherical grid, all of unkown proportions.

Thanks for the clarification and I think I understand now. Also, I don't know why you call it barely interesting. Perhaps something will happen in the future to bring more clarity.

>>737894564
I have my proof when I see it in front of me. What do you have apart from guessing at the outcome of trends?

>>737894605
I call it barely interesting because it already happened. I'm more interested in the now.

>>737889527
What is the meaning of all the pain and suffering in the world?

>>737895861
It is simply an act, like all others. Anything you prescribe to it, like pain and suffering, is the ultimate meaning. We are to understand why we know things how we know them, in order to
understand them.

>>737889527
How much longer will the CNN and Trump bullshit last

>>737889527
If you were truly a prophet, you would have been able to answer your own question.

>>737896002
I will be back tomorrow maybe, but I will now create these threads with more frequency. I have to sleep.

>>737896107
The comparisons to trump will never end. He is the only permanent meme.

>>737896126
Then the answer is yes and still is.

>>737889527
Will I ever get a big booty white gf? Or at least just a gf?

>>737896354
big booty white bf

>>737896410
kek

>>737889527
Are you a prophet?

>>737889527
Are you "The Real Deal" like pic related, OP?

>>737897002
Yes.

>>737897212
Oh yeah, I can box you out of this world.

>>737894952

>>737889527
I have an STD. Which one?

>>737897463
Cancer

>>737889527
>>737897240
Well, will I get a good-earning job this summer or anytime soon, OP? Will I also meet great, helpful people to help me become better as a person?

>>737897519
No, yes.

>>737897515
Sexually transmitted cancer?

>>737897602
HPV femanon.

Ive been struggling with phimosis until recently. I can fully pull my foreskin back now, but it hurts because of the hypersensitivity. How do I get rid of this sensitivity, oh great one?

>>737889527
Yeah, why is your neck so goddamn thicc?

>>737897546
Why not the first one, oh wise prophet?

>>737889527
Are the next 3 star wars any good? I know you can't just see anything but try please? I'd really like to know

Will I ever get trips or higher

>>737900194
Forget the trips part 'cause I just got some but what about quads or higher

half life 3 when

A prophet of who?

If you really are a prophet then give me dubs or trips

File: Penicillin_cures_gonorrhea.jpg (37KB, 422x342px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 422x342px

how do i get rid of my depression and feel pleasure again?

Would you wear the nanosuit again?

>>737897808
Right about the HPV, wrong with the "fem"anon