I'm a proffesional overwatch player ama

how to climb with Reinhardt

>>737883347
What does that even mean?

do you give footjobs with your soles or your toes?

Any tips on getting better at rocket jumping with the Soldier?

>>737883347
Can you kill yourself on live stream for us? Specifically put a bottle rocket up your ass set it off then hang yourself.

How does it feel to be a professional at something that doesn't pay shit, and has no potential of getting you laid by hot chicks?

>>737883347
what kind of socks are you wearing?

>>737883347
When I play with platinums I can hold my own, but I can't get out of silver doing solo que. I don't think I'm the problem. My aim is great, I'll switch to play whatever role my team needs, and I know my position in each one. Am I really just getting shit luck, or should I be able to carry?

do u DVA main?

>>737883347
Tits or gtfo

>>737883423
Learn how/when to pin and earthshatter. But rein is very hard to climb with rn
>>737883454
Means i play ow as my proffesion
>>737883565
Practice it
>>737883647
Thats gonna be a soft no for now

>>737883347
tits or gtfo

also,
*professional

>>737883863
Ha ha ha. He didn't say he was a professional of grammar

>>737883848
What's your stance on Mei? How can I play Mei well?

>>737883671
Pretty awesome, and it pays better than you think
>>737883693
Not wearing any atm
>>737883712
If you're good you will climb. Stop thinking youre doing well and figure out what youre doing wrong, then work to improve those things. Nobody plays perfectly
>>737883750
No
>>737883753
Not a question

>>737883347
Nice legs. How old are you?

>>737883998
You should right click for 90% of your damage, her left click is very niche. Also learn to split teams with your wall

>>737884124
19

i always forget how creepy half of the people on b are.

Is you male or is you female?

But more importantly, is you unstoppable?

Can you post a picture of your "significant other"?

>>737883347
OP, just wait for it! haha
https://youtu.be/mTcUzv_Iraw

>>737884329
Female, and no im not
>>737884458
I dont have one

>>737884096
why don't u dva main shes so cute omg! but forreal climbing out of gold is tough as hell because no one really communicates, what are your thoughts on that? i try to not boss people around but its frustrating having 4 dps and no healers when im willing to be flexible but the rest of my team isnt :/

>>737884542
Post a picture of your facr

>>737883347
How much do you weight?

Can you post a timestamp?

>>737884542
Can you post more pics?

And how much do you make? How exactly are u pro?

>>737884542
Can I be pro too?

thoughts on junkrat? I always loved demo in tf2 and generally love playing with bouncy grenade launching weapons, but I'm not super feeling him. Also haven't played in a long time.

your feet and legs look trap/boyish

>>737884842
practice. quick play. try other characters.

>>737883347
explain to me what game balance means. specifically what game balance means to Blizzard

>>737883347
Prove it. Take a picture of your rank w/ a timestamp.

>>737883347
Close your door you fucking weirdo.

>>737884937
Those legs belong to 15 year old Eliza, not OP.

>>737884603
Shes cute, but not really my jam in terms of gameplay. As for your other question, if your team wont cooperate just focus on your self. Make sure you always play your best and when you lose, think what YOU could have done better, not the rest of your team. Eventually you will get better and you will climb.
>>737884653
No
>>737884735
I make 65 thousand a year and I'm pro because i'm contracted with an organisation to play

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>>737883347

>>737885067
No way that's Eliza. I fap to Eliza on the daily I would know

>>737884838
Honestly its unlikely but possible
>>737884842
Hes honestly shit but that doesnt mean hes unplayable. Look at someone like PvP, hes a hard junk main and hes top 500
>>737885029
It means having the characters and maps be in such a way that there's a somewhat level playing field amongst them with room for skill to have a large impact on games

>>737885224
>>737885199
l m a o

>>737883347
How tall are you?
Any std?
What kind of panties do you wear?
Do you use drugs?
Own any pets?
Rate your looks 1-10
Rate your personally 1-10
Do you like anal?
Do you give oral?
Spit or swallow?
Favorite sex position?
Biggest cock you've ever had?

>>737883347
can you prove it?

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>>737885427
>a somewhat level playing field
>with room for skill to have a large impact on games
you're pretty good at this. ever thought of being a professional comedian and not a fucking loser?

>>737885477
Im 5'5"
No
Usually wear boxers tbh
Not recreational ones
I have 2 cats
5
6
No
Im not against it
Spit
Idk
Thanks for being a creep, wouldnt be 4chan without peeps like you

>>737883347
Have you ever done cocaine off a tranny hookers cock with your shoes tied together and a guy named fat Tony filming it? Then you're no pro good sir

>>737885729
kek

>>737885729
>LUL im shit so im going to blame the game for being unfair

Don't let these queers talk you down.

You make $65k/year to play a game. To play a fucking game. Some of the choads on here went to school for 4 years to get a job that pays $40k/year.

Keep on keepin on pro game player. They all just jealous

>>737886300
Lol thanks, they werent getting me down though

>>737885953
That sounds intriguing. You ever bowled against a preist with a drinking and girl problem?

>>737886374
;-)

>>737885831
Yes *sips frothy Mountain Dew*

>>737886472
the fuck is wrong with you?

>>737886708
Not a damn thing. What's wrong with you kind sir?

>>737886472
You can stop now I'm creeped out

>>737883347
Got any "critical" tips? Something that I might be doing or not doing that I might not even realize I'm doing? Floating around mid-high gold on ps4.

Do you play pc?

>>737886300
You're fucking retarded if you think this kike is an actual overwatch professional.

Is Teemo a viable jungler?

>>737886980
Yes i play pc. In terms of general tips its hard to say. Make sure you dont waste your ult, because ults are what win games. And that means not holding it for too long, but also make sure you dont throw it away on a fight thats already won or lost

>>737886980
Yeah, burn the PS4 and get the xb1

>>737883347
Are you from the USA?
How long have you been pro?
Is there a long future in this?
Do you have sponsors who give you swag?

>>737887328
ITT "hey guys look at me, I'm pretending to be a professional OW gammer grill and I'm just giving very broad and vague answers to all the questions about OW that people would already know if they played it"

You must have a very pathetic life OP and even if you did play overwatch, it's a fact you couldn't even make it out of bronze.

>>737883454
It means OP is a lower who thinks they'll be able to get a nice house, afford to live decently and retire on the shittance they make playing vidya right now while their life passes by. I fucking kek & reel at "pro video gamers." It's very similar to the camwhore mentality: "I'm making money doing this non-career right now, instead of building the fundamentals for the rest of my life, so I'll just do this forever right?"
Pro-gamers all think they're going to be the next Johnathan Wendel, but they eventually just end up room mating in a shitty apartment or becoming a tendies greentext.

Why is Symetra best?

>>737887563
Congrats you brought up a even shitter "professional" gamer that plays some shitty game to compare to shitty professional gamers.

No one would want to be some cuck, please keep you nostalgia faggot shit to yourself.

>>737887563
Well to be fair, if you live in buttfuck nowhere paying peanuts in living expenses it's not a bad gig. But if you're a pro gamer I assume you live a very sad life automatically

timestamp or gtfo

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>>737886185
>being a blizcuck and deluding that the game is perfect
i was already gud at the game months into it after it released but then I realized it wasn't that great.

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>>737887741
>half a million in prize money alone

>>737883347
So you are a professional in the shittiest eSport there is. I hope you get good at some other games because Overwatch is dying hard and fast.

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>>737887542
I had to give a broad and vague answer because he asked a broad and vague question.
>>737885693
>>737885047

>>737888380
tracer main
then rein
u gud

>>737888187
>30 millions players
>dying
>>737887798
Yea its pretty sad tbh
>>737887719
Shes not

What is your Favorite and least favorite class?

>>737887741
>some cuck
He's made a shit ton of money doing just what you're defending: playing vidya for money. He had the since to work it for all it was worth and "endorse" products based on it.
All the games that are currently popular now will be considered shitty seven years from now too, just as you're saying the games he played are.
>No one wants to be some cuck.
Yeah okay, whatever edgelord. You want to be "pro" at some nothing pursuit but you don't actually want to make any realy money at it because "muh standards of not being a sellout."

>>737888797
>since
"Since?" Fuck I'm typing like an autist tonight.
"Sense."

>>737883347
Professional*

>>737888797
500k is a lot of money sure, but how long do you think it'll last without a decent paying job or other investments? Sure, if you live in a trailer out in the middle of nowhere it'll last you a long time, anywhere else? Not long. Don't make it seem like being a pro gamer is any better than it really is

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>>737883347
>ama

what do you think of my dick OP?

>>737890180

It's laughable at best.

1. It's small
2. you had to use a cockring to even get that big.

>>737883347
Are you a swordfish?

>>737890180
you suck man, just go to bed.

>>737890180
Looks very red
>>737890302
No im not

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>>737890429

>>737884542
"female"

>>737890615
My God sir, have u no shame?

Well since this thread has clearly gone off the rails, I'm going to bed so ask now if youve got any other questions. If not, gn /b/, you never fail to dissapoint

>>737890429
alright, I'm going to bed. Good night all. I was gonna wait around for another question, but I didn't come here to see a bunch of cocks. Probably my fault; I should have expected this from this shitty website.

dear proffesional overwatch player,

I beat you with my eyes wide shut blindfolded in both overwatch and leagues of legends,

add me if you dare, you elo-boosted amateur;

missjulesvelia

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>>737890812
who told you I'm a sir?

You stream or have youtube? I'd like to see gameplay.

>>737890862
When will u kill yourself?

>>737891035
I'd rather not reveal my identity
>>737891040
When i've decided i want to

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>>737890905
g'night OP

Just kill yourself op

>>737891243
probably a good call on the not linking it. Always forgot how shitty this place is. Good night then.

>>737890905
Pretty much covered my thoughts, thanks