Just gonna leave his here...

>>737862686
Sorry about your math problems man maybe your teacher can give you extra help.

fuck that teacher

Fuck the stupid teacher.
Fuck Marty and Luis, reheated pizza sucks.

>>737862686
Well of they are both ?/6. Then the pizza are the same size over all

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>>737863150
kys

>>737862686
Who fucking cares.
>>737863150
Haha but you're dumb.

>>737862686
college prof here
the biggest retards on campus become grade school educators

>>737862686

you see the answer has been erased and rewritten. there is no guarantee that this answer was the one that the teacher graded and commented on

>>737863028
>>737863115
>bad at math

>>737863185
Examole. 4/8. Or. 1/2. What pizza is bigger?

Both are the same size.
You can simplify 4/8 to 1/2

>>737862686

How did the two of them eat 150% of a pizza?

bwahaha typical US public school teacher (ie a c average social science tard who went into education to get summers off). Smarted go into private sector or maybe university level research work--public school in USA has become joke and so sick of teachers in USA whining about their pay and benefits. Granted some are underpaid, but many have great salaries pro-rated for 9 mos work (actually much less if you count all the days off during the school year they get, defined benefit pensions, union, etc etc etc).

>>737863321
>>737863457
this

>>737863325
>Bad at logic

>>737863438
>of his
>of his
They each had a pizza pie dumb faggot

>>737863321
I fucking knew it!

>>737863391
Not if it's 4/8 of a large and 1/2 of a medium.

>>737863457
To be fair, summers off would be fucking amazing tier

>>737863692

Let me be retarded on purpose in peace.

>>737862686
luis... go back

>>737863391
Retard.. What if one pizza is a 10" pizza and one is a 4' mega pizza. Use your fucking brain, dunce.

>>737863840
But the problem doesn't specify a different pizza size so the reader reasonable assumed they are of equal size.

>>737863840
That isn't specified. We are under the assumption the pizzas are the same size over all.

>>737864039
>>737864040
Ignoring

>How is that possible?

>>737864124
Just like a socialist

>>737864039
>reasonable assumed

Why is that reasonable?

What is reasonable is that one of them is a fat fucker who eats more than the other. That is all one can "reasonably" assume.

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>>737863963
you

>>737863323
Were you the teacher ? Because you are retarded... If the kids answer didn't, in some way, say that it was possible because of the bigger pizza then the teachers remakes wouldn't make sense. And since the teachers remarks are in pen we know they weren't alrered

Faggot

>>737863323
Kid started writing, realized he didn't have space, erased, started over writing smaller.

>>737864362
>poor reasoning skills

>>737864581
I think Mom or Dad looked over their homework and gave this more intelligent answer.

I think that's mostly why this ended up on social media, they were butthurt that a math teacher fucked them AGAIN as an adult

>>737863457
This is from Canada faggot. Reverse seach for the win

>>737864660
> Canada fag who answered as his drone ass was supposed to detected

>>737863150

haha... so what about 2/3 and 5/6 ? Is one pizza half the size?

>>737863457
nice grammar and punctuation, ya genious

>>737864894
That pizza is the same size .

You can make 2/3 and 5/6 equal.

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>>737862686
>marty ate more, how is that possible
And then the teacher says louis ate more.
Mfw

>>737864660
My reasoning skills are exact which is why it's also safe to assume you are a full on autist.

>>737865051
OMG tard just stop

>>737865178
How exact are they?

>>737865211
No u

>>737865101
If the instructions are to treat each statement as a true/false question this can be right.

>>737863688
>>737864511
>>737864888
>>737865211
Checked and rekt

>>737864040

We can't make this assumption because the information was not provided. The kid was right and the teacher is a braindead cunt like you.

>>737865495
/thread

>>737865253
Then please make 2/3 and 5/6 equal

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>women
>most teachers

>>737865495
The question is how did one kid eat more pizza. The fractions were honestly irrelevant other than to describe how much pizza was ghere. The pizza was the same size. But one kid just was hungrier

>>737862686
What a shitty teacher.

>>737864511

you are legit dumb

>>737863321
Kek I could totally see this. I studied math and the math ed majors were some of the worst when it came to academic integrity. Not all of them of course, but many.

>>737863150
1/6 of a 16 inch pizza is more pizza than 1/6 of a 10 inch pizza, proportionally they are the same though

>morons trying to be technical
Luis ate 2.5/3 of his anchovy pussy lookin pizza and Marty isnt much of a fatass like Luis; only eating 2/3 of it. Ergo, Luis ate another 2 slices. Get over yourself faggots

>>737865798
The question is how did the kid who ate a smaller fraction of his pizza also end up eating more than the other, the only way that can be true is if his pizza was bigger.

>>737866614
Wtf are you blathering about? Did you even read the question?

>>737862686
Hint: Marty's pizza was 25 inch but Luis had a 20 inch pizza

>>737866614

DUDE the point is that nowhere in the question does it even say they had the same size pizzas. The kid answering the question, marked incorrect by the lame teacher, looked at the question, realized the other twat ate a larger fraction of a single pizza, but was told he didn't eat "more" pizza, and determined this is only possible if the pizzas were not the same size. The kid is brilliant, and obviously not yet rekt by common core crap!

Its not a real teacher's marking you fools.

The question very clearly states HOW is this possible, not IS this possible. We can see from the other question that its a test about fractions. The question is clearly looking for the answer the kid gave, to test if they know that a smaller fraction of a larger thing can be bigger than the reverse.

This is a piece of work a kids taken home and some jokers written than on to mess with idiots like you

>>737864039
It doesn't specify they're the same size either. The question asks how is it possible, not is it possible. The only way it is possible is if one pizza is larger and the question is testing if the kids realise this.

>>737863325
>Bad at life
>Bad at eating
>Bad at parenting
>Bad at love
>Bad at sex
>Bad at having your family not want to rape you to death in your sleep
>Bad at being bad
>Hurrrrrdurrrrr

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>>737865792
I love it when women have to put their asses on filthy toilets.

>>737862686
They both ate the same amount and lied because left over pizza is a myth.

>>737862686
Common Core math right here

>>737864040
IN COMMUNIST AMERICA ALL PIZZA IS BEING SAME SIZE ALL PEOPLE IS SAME SIZE IS BEING FAT MUCH PEOPLE. ALL MATH IS BEING NOW SAME NUMBER FOR RIGHT GRADE NOW FOR DECADENT CAPITALIST TREAT OF FOOD NOTS IS BEING OF CAUSING CANCER THE IS IS GO NOW TO BEDDINGS TIMEZ FOR IS GOOD OF BEING DIGESTINGS WAKE FOR 2AM OF SCHOOLINGS OF LITTLE ONEZ SO AS BE FOR $6 HOUR AN WAS IS FOR BEINGS BABY ONEZ

>>737862686
Kid is pretty smart. Teacher should've just said they ate parts of the same pizza.

>>737868944
Can't argue with those dubz

>>737869201
So total they ate 9/6 of a pizza?
Have you had a stroke?

>>737863321
You're god damn right

>>737863391
that is most insufferable type of bait

again, see here: >>737863185

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So this is what STEMlords do for fun...

I think I'll stick with saving the world, please.

>or rather: you're welcome

>>737869991
I hate you more than life. You are the reason I have a gun

>>737870266
Charming. Just the classic would expect from a STEMlord. Don't you have an air conditioner you should be fixing now?

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Solved

>>737870730
aww did your air conditioner break down? too bad you don't have a real degree. then you'd be able to pay to have it repaired

>>737870730
Lmao rekt

>>737871181
Kek I'm just trolling you bro. I majored in math and detest what the liberal arts have become as well.

>>737871358
So basically you're still unemployed and/or a teacher

>>737871181
>Being a retarded faggot and trying to cover up your failed existence but not succeeding because you're worthless in the eyes of every human being on earth

>>737871390
Nope. I minored in stats and now work as a software engineer.

And what exactly do you do?

>>737871395
>>737871390
>>737871358
>>737871181
>>737870730
>Browsing /b
we all are losers

>>737871583
Majored in molecular biology and now I'm also a software engineer

>>737865101
This is the crux of the problem. The teacher's answer probably was taken straight from the answer book, but the answer was probably written incorrectly.

Did you hear the one about the hillbilly who went to the pizza parlor? The waitress asked if he wanted it cut into six or eight slices. He said "make it six I'm not that hungry"...

Nice. I was originally that but did a semester of undergrad research and switched.

>>737872016
Meant for
>>737871636

>>737872016
I did 2 years of animal research and now my soul hurts

>>737871636
>Software engineer.
Getting your computers calculator application to spell boobs does not count as being a software engineer

>>737863692
It's just called "Pizza" you faggot.

>>737872111
If you can do basic algebra you can program.

Also, I'm full stack you fucker

However, I think we've reached full engineer meme levels. People just call themselves engineers for no reason, makes me laugh.

>>737872092
Why did you not let them free and burn the building down? You a pussy? Didn't think the lives of a few thousand innocent animals isn't worth a few years of your freedom? Digusting sub human shit pile. I spit on your grave and fuck your mother's skeleton

>>737862686
It was the teacher's responsibility to specify that both pizzas were the same size. Lack of communication fucks everything up.

If I were the teacher and a significant number of people in my class posted this answer, I'd give them credit for creativity, specify what I meant afterwards, admit my fault, and move on.

>>737872266
I didn't say you could do basic algebra I'm just saying your shit tier human thought thinker managed to realize that 8 and 0 look like B and O

>>737872092
I worked with plants but at the molecular level the techniques are pretty much the same; cut DNA and copy it, then run the pieces through gel to differentiate the sizes. My research used the AFLP technique, which is similar to pcr, but uses the entire genome.

What did you research? What did you have to do that makes your soul hurt?

>>737872574
I did neuro. Gassed a lot of mice because our colonies weren't well maintained. We'd grab like 3-4 out of dozens for the experiments and just gas and bag the rest.

The ones that lived usually went through some chemical or physiological treatments, then transcardial perfusions(basically clip the right atrium, pressurized injection into the left ventricle to push out alllll the blood from the system, happens while they are alive but sedated), then decapitation, brain extraction and slicing.

>>737863323
It doesn't matter. The question clearly said Marty ate more. Because she is stupid, she said Luis ate more in her dumb fucking comment.

>>737864432
Nice pic. Can I get some sauce on that face?

>>737872884
Jesus... You would think there would be a more efficient way...

>>737870978
welp