Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>737837225
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
:(
>still Here
hello everyone
I hate niggers
Because.
I want to be a girl.
>tfw Spice Girl doesn't work on my boner
>>737853396
Still queer?
>>737853465
Why?
>>737853416
spics are worse
Hi nothing
Then why are you talking to so many people
I know this isn't how you reply -_-
>>737853399
Hi
Queer numbers by the way
gotta make sure we claim our waifus fast before someone else does
>>737853522
Get used to it
>>737853522
What is her name?
Claim
>>737853389
Hi
Start knowing :(
>>737853530
Hi
Ask them
Reply properly then -_-
There's a cheater in my CS:GO match
>>737853656
Is it you?
>>737853522
I wish I knew.
>>737853638
Hi
How :(
>>737853399
Sup sug
>>737852984
>
Claimed.
>>737853465
The little girl? Or just regular type?
>>737853638
Hi nothing
No
I can't
>>737853728
Hi
Who's your waifu or whatever :(
>>737853929
Hi
Yes
Why not
>Yui claimed
>>737853082
Ah, I see. What'd you do today?
>>737853230
sounds like a productive day, at least.
I used to do that too; napping at night, I mean
>>737853954
Hi
What's a waifu :o
>>737853790
Whatya drinking?
>>737853591
Never said it was bad ; )
>>737853615
Ran-sama
Or Kurumi according to one guy
>>737853717
Then how can you say it's what you want?
>>737853530
hello how you doing?
>>737853790
hi, how is the day going?
>>737854063
Hi
Your avatar :o
>>737853954
Hi nothing
No
I'm on mobile ;-;
>>737854018
Hi juisexual
Ok
>>737854199
Hi
Usual, bad
Nice numbers by the way
>>737854273
Hi
Where do I find that :o
>>737854196
It just is.
I can't explain the reason why, but being a girl is like almost effortless to me, and being a guy feels...weird.
>>737854333
Hi
Yes
Normie :(
Nice numbers though
>>737854196
I know you enjoy it from the moaning when i put it in
>>737854146
Dr. Pepper
>>737854199
It's going well since im wasting time for tonight. You?
>>737854574
Blame your parents and friend for not enforcing gender roles
>>737854018
Train to my parents' house, talked a bit with my dad, went and sat down in garage, removing some paint from some models. But I'm mainly just sitting here waiting until I can sleep.
I guess I've been sitting here a few hours doing nothing.
Claiming husbando
>>737854533
Hi
You should have some :o
What's your discord name then :o
>>737854630
Nice, I prefer coffee tho
>>737854574
So you arent suicidal your just trans and sad because you cant afford it and your parents wont pay for it and friends dont accept it?
>>737854602
I-I don't know what you're talking about
>>737854574
Then be the girl?
>>737854727
Your husbando is a shit hero for shit players. Or was last time I checked, anyway. I haven't played since before Sombra.
>>737854897
Your face says otherwise
Claim fuck you all.
>>737854970
Nah they nerfed him to balance things out and his backstory is good and sad
>>737852478
I think I might. Ive been levelling up the villagers either way.
>>737852419
Why?
>>737853303
Claiming Megumin
>>737854437
>>737854630
not alright, having a bad time right now. posting for distracting myself
>>737854755
That's a secret :(
The rest of these waifus are shit, you should all feel like shit.
>>737855098
WELP, add music into the mix?
>>737854594
Hi nothing
No
I'm not ;-;
Thanks muffin
>>737855098
Hi
Ok
Get nice numbers then
>>737854998
You seem to be misunderstanding
>>737855137
Just tell me who you are then :(
>>737855258
Hi
Yes
You are
You're not welcome
>>737855470
It doesn't matter :(
>>737855290
There isn't much to misunderstand here.
>>737855470
Hi nothing
No
I'm not the one that goes to school uwu
:(
>>737855237
Suck my dick. My waifu can kick your waifu's ass. This is her >>737855033
>>737854675
They did. Didn't help.
>>737854882
>>737854970
I wouldn't say suicidal. I want to die, I think about killing myself, but I wouldn't do it.
And no. I'm 28. At this point...well, I could do it, probably, but it's too late.
>>737855811
Its never to late you just have to increase your amount faster. Fo it and be happy or accept that you are a guy and just be gay
>>737855623
It does to me :(
>>737855687
Hi
Yes
I'm not the one who talks to people owo
:)
>>737854053
Hello, what've you been up to today?
>>737854372
if you don't want to talk to me don't force yourself to reply
>>737854725
retarded question but you can actually remove paint from the models? didn't know that.
I've definitely wasted a few hours just sitting around before; I actually find myself doing it more often that I used to.
>>737855258
i'm already watching sgdq i will at some point thanks
>>737855258
sure
>>737855665
You're awfully cruel
>>737855811
Do you feel like you're an unaccomplished man?
>>737855237
Even the husbandos? Are they shit?
>>737855811
>not suicidal
Must be nice.
>>737856069
Then give me a name :o
>>737854839
Coffee gives me the runs. So i drink them about every two months
>>737855098
Hope you're holding on dude
>>737856069
Hi nothing
No
The last time I said anything to anyone that wasn't in my family (excluding the last 2 weeks) was half a year ago uwu
;-;
>>737856140
Hi juisexual
I do though
Get nice numbers so we have something to talk about :o
>>737856168
Im actually quite nice
>>737856144
Hi
Thanks
Nice numbers by the way
>>737856285
I normally drink 'bout 3~5 cups a day? I'm kinda addicted
>>737856140
Hi
Nothing
>>737856226
I need to know who i'm talking to first :o
>>737856307
Hi
Yes
Come and talk to me then owo
:D
>>737855990
There's only so much you can do, you know, once you're past puberty.
>>737856168
On the contrary. I'm very successful and doing work that I enjoy. I just have felt hollow and empty for the longest time. Being female gets rid of that.
>>737856519
Then do what you can and stop worrying about what you cant. While your at it get on your knees a serve me like a good girl
>>737856285
Hah. Coffee to purge. Thats new.
>>737855237
>front towards enemy
Holding a claymore to her face is dangerous
>>737856510
Hi
No
Ok get a taxi up here uwu
;-;
>>737856510
Hi
But you don't know me :(
>>737856356
But you say such dirty things about me
And they aren't even true!
>>737856519
I'm pretty sure you'd just be a girl with a hollow feeling
>>737856140
Hi yui
>>737856307
you'll just say nice numbers and i'll say thank you, nothing to talk about there.
you don't give me anything to talk about either, so everything we say feels scripted.
>>737856510
then watch anime or something it's better than nothing, even if you don't watch anime anymore
>>737856140
With a toothbrush, ethanol, and time, you can. Just need to let them soak for a few hours, then brush them with some more ethanol.
>>737856519
Hm. Maybe there's another, easier way to fill the hollowness?
Or become the girl, whatever. I can't really tell you what to do here.
>>737856924
>arent true
Stop lying.
And you know im playing
>>737855750
>Suck my dick
Time and place?
>>737856285
thanks trying my best, i hope you are alright.
>>737856934
hello
>>737856968
So you want to repaint them? Or just... unpaint them?
>>737856941
Hi juisexual
But I like repetition ._.
>>737856851
Hi
Yes
I have no money :(
:c
>>737856875
Hi
Then i can start to know you :(
>>737856941
I don't know any good ones
>>737857519
Hi nothing
No
Steal some uwu
:'c
>>737857519
Hi
How does that work :o
>>737857475
then besides sleeping, what did you do today?
>>737857519
can I recommend some?
>>737857098
I'm not lewd
Next you'll be saying Nixon is a crook or Bill Clinton did have sexual relations with that woman
>>737856924
>>737857004
You know, I keep forgetting that for most people, the idea of changing gender is completely alien.
This is what makes me feel better about myself.
>>737857676
Hi juisexual
Ate
>>737857355
Nice dubs
>>737857610
Hi
Yes
You just come here owo
:v
>>737857630
Hi
You start talking to me :o
>>737857676
If you want to :o
>>737857355
Just remove paint so I can start over.
Not happy with how they were, painting on top of old paint is terrible, just gets too thick.
Nearly done now, the smell is pretty bad so I hope it's pretty quick.
>>737856491
Oh naw
>>737856673
Idk why my stomachs dislikes coffee
>>737857257
I am not. Saving Gotham isn't easy
>>737858180
Without coffee I wouldn't be here
>>737858059
Hi
I am talking to you :o
Now what
>>737857806
Like ben, you should watch anime then. Better than doing nothing, isn't it? Might find a waifu while you're at it.
>>737858041
dubs machine loves me, trips machine not so much
>>737858059
Erased, Little Busters, K-On (obviously), Your Lie In April, Tamako Market
>>737858065
Do you have any finished pics of them? I'd like to see
>>737857794
It's too common to believe it's genuine
There must be a reason so many people here wish to be female
Claiming best girl.
>>737857794
It's not like that to me, actually. At least I don't think. I have to admit I do get put off by all the associated political bullshit going on right now. But that's a tangent I don't want to go off on.
>>737858065
I just gesso over if I want to start over.
>>737858665
Who is this and why did you choose him as your husbando?
>>737858059
Hi nothing
No
I can't
>>737858539
Hi juisexual
I don't really like anime
>>737858383
Hi
Talk more :o
>>737858539
I'll choose one to watch :o
>>737858821
Hi
Yes
Why not
>>737858588
I honestly think it's an online thing, not just a 4chan thing, but 4chan is really set up for it.
Like, imagine you go through life with a persona built on a choice you never got to make. All of a sudden, you walk into 4chan, you're a blank slate, and you have a chance to make that choice again, for yourself. I think everyone toys with being a girl for a little bit.
I've been drawn towards it for at least 20 years. The last 10 have been really unbearable.
>>737857519
What kinds do you like?
Also watch Gurren Lagann for the anniversary.
>>737858919
Hi nothing
No
Its almost 1am muffin -_-
>>737858882
Hi
What do I talk about?
>>737858180
save gotham save us all
>>737858539
Nothing yet, no. I'll show when I have something done though.
>>737858741
What is a gesso?
>>737858952
I don't normally watch anime so i don't know
I might, thanks
>>737859014
Hi
Yes
I didn't mean right now -_-
>>737859066
Hi
You're asking the wrong person
>>737859475
What kind of shows do you normally watch?
And what do you watch when you really want to relax?
>>737859458
>Gesso (Italian pronunciation: [ˈdʒɛsso]; "chalk", from the Latin: gypsum, from Greek: γύψος) is a white paint mixture consisting of a binder mixed with chalk, gypsum, pigment, or any combination of these.[1] It is used in artwork as a preparation for any number of substrates such as wood panels, canvas and sculpture as a base for paint and other materials that are applied over it.
-Wikipedia
>>737858790
Konrad Curze, from Warhammer 40,000 lore. He's pretty much Psychotic Space Batman, and I'm attracted to fellow edgelords.
I didn't really "choose" him as a husbando, so to speak. It happened on its own somehow. You do not choose the waifu; the waifu chooses you.
>>737858952
>I've been drawn towards it for at least 20 years. The last 10 have been really unbearable.
...Yeah, on second thought, it sounds like you should probably become the girl.
>>737858952
I don't think so, it'a a big leap from curiosity to desire
I'd guess it has something to do with having low self confidence and worth, people imagine themselves as a cute girl that has it easy in life
Or something along those lines
>>737858539
Nice. I wish I got dubs more often
>>737859475
Hi
No
When then -_-
>>737859701
What's the best thing about him?
>>737858327
Nah fam. Water and juice are lit
>>737859238
I'm batmaaaannn
It's JoJo's bizarre adventures 30 year anniversary
>>737859779
You're in luck since you can get gets here easy
>smug
>>737858821
why are you on /waifu/ then?
>>737858882
tell me which it is and then tell me what you think :o
>>737859458
ah, okay. I'm getting kind of hyped, seeing something that sausage would come up with
>>737859779
dubs aren't as important, it's trips that results in a solid claim
>>737859475
Hi
Oh :(
>>737859701
Yep. This isn't your average suffering, this is advanced suffering
Like, as far back as I could remember, I jumped on anything even slightly implying I might actually be female, and as I got older and my body started to grow...
I wore long sleeve shirts year round for the longest time.
I have never worn shorts.
>>737860068
Hi juisexual
I don't know
>>737859990
MARTHAAA!!!
>>737859953
Do the words "MURDERBONER OF JUSTICE" mean anything to you?
From the looks of pics, your waifu is pretty deliciously yandere herself. You'd like Konrad, probably. Although he's already mine.
>>737859697
Reeee Taiga not a snack!
Wouldn't that just add another layer?
The point of this is to remove everything so you can preserve the details.
>>737860068
Shouldn't be terribly long before I can fix a picture. Just need to paint a bunch more.
Spook's robits are really cool.
>>737857704
>not a lewd
>that picture
>>737858180
>stomachs
How many do you have though
>>737860657
>murderboner of justice
Thats nothing compared to the Eldars murderfucking of Slaanesh into existance.
>>737860795
See, now you're the lewd one
>>737860913
We vo th are the only difference is i admit/embrace it. If i dissappear its because im cooking ribs and hotubbing for murica' day
Touka Kirishima
>>737861090
hello
>>737861051
>>737860657
She's not really that yandere. No stalking, but can get a bit jealous and do things though.. Maybe just a bit yandere-ish?
I don't know, I don't really like Batman that much tbh.. and not into husbandos either..
>>737860068
Got trips the other day and was really excited hope to get more in the future...
Check em!!!
>>737860346
how did you even stumble upon waifu if you don't watch anime?
>>737860777
>trips checked
They really are; nicely built and nicely constructed. I've yet to see how warhammers compare though
>>737860777
>chucked
It would add another layer, yes.. and it would remove details too, yeah..
..I also paint on a canvas, so removing details not a thing I worry about..
>Reeee Taiga not a snack!
Taiga snack sized tho..
>>737859586
I don't really watch any anymore so idk
>>737859894
Hi
Yes
Tomorrow :o
>>737860068
Ok :o
I don't know if i can watch any tonight though because it's late now
>>737860092
Hi
Who are you :(
>>737861389
Damnit no dice
>>737861396
Speaking of which how did you discover your waifu
>>737860856
Ohai Rory, didn't know you were a 40k.
Slaanesh best Chaos God, yes.
>>737861197
Well, maybe "space Batman" was a bit inaccurate. He just gets a lot of Batman comparisons, and I can see where they come from too.
Hello friendos. Made it.
>>737862067
Hey Hitagi
>>737861678
I have a friend who keeps trying to get me into Warhammer. Says I'll like all the corruption stuff.
>>737862067
I'm not your friend
>>737862067
Hello friend who I still can't remember the name for
So if I claim Spice Girls do I also get Trish?
>>737861389
no trips :(
>>737861586
in November 2014 I watched K-On and immediately fell in love with the characters; my favorite one shifted from mio to mugi to Azusa to ritsu, then finally to Yui, where it's been the longest; now, the other keions don't really even compare to Yui. I just feel more drawn to her than any other anime character tbh
>>737861480
then slep
>>737862067
hey dude :)
>>737861678
So what does he do to be compared to Batman like that? Own a huge company and fight some cultists while dressed in some nocturnal animal costume?
>>737862067
Hai Hitagi. Made what?
>>737861396
I guess the main difference is size. Warhammers are tiny compared to big robits, I'll post with something for scale when I'm ready.
>>737861466
One of these guys would make a terrible canvas, sadly.
Eeeeyyyy! Still no eat! Smol is good, not for food!
>>737862067
Hi Purpler
Why aren't you lighting fireworks anon?
>>737861396
Hi juisexual
Idk
>>737861480
Hi
No
Where?
>>737861480
I'm not anyone :(
>>737862799
Makes sense. Smol is the way, right?
>>737862810
ANTI-DROWNING BRIGADE ASSEMBLE
>>737862867
seems legit
maybe you should get into it
>>737862623
I will soon
>>737862867
Hi
Yes
Where is what?
>>737862900
So you're nobody?
>>737862961
Assemble all the brigades you want. I like it better when you struggle
>>737862810
Because it's not dark out yet.
>>737862810
Because i live in england
>>737862810
Because PA law requires a permit to set off most things
And the farm I'm next to sets of a bunch anyway
>>737862810
I live in an apartment building and it's 95 degrees
>>737862799
The robits would make a better canvas if you apply enough hammer and glue. Have you assembled them yet? Do you paint them before or after assembling?
You wouldn't eat Taiga?
>>737862810
A SNEK!
>>737863138
Are you in commiefornia or something??
>>737863216
Why even bother living at that point?
>>737863227
If you are in a rural area, no one should care
>>737863304
Sayayayayayaya!
>>737863268
That is basically why I am not
>>737863378
Why wouldn't i be
>>737862190
I recommend just looking around Lexicanum or the 40k Wikia for starting to into lore. There's a shitton of it, you're sure to find something you like. Especially if you like edge and grimdark.
>>737862688
lulno
But he did lead a vigilante crusade of justice. And he has a massive affinity for fear. And he has a bat motif going. But he's less like Batman, more like Batman and the Joker's deliciously psychotic edgy lovechild.
>>737862961
Hi juisexual
I've tried before
>>737863064
Hi nothing
No
Where about? OwO
>>737863378
But it also means I need to take a trip to Ohio to get them, which would take hours
>>737863126
It was funnier when you posted a close up of nadeko's eyes with the only word in your post being "DROWN".
>>737863064
okay. just making sure :o
>>737863540
Why can't you get into it?
>>737863641
DROWN!
>>737863064
Hi
I can't be nobody because you're nobody though. :(
>>737863378
How's yous? Got more lol accounts banned?
>>737863520
>vigilante crusade of justice
Against who?
>>737863540
Hi
Yes
I can send you my address if you want owo
>>737863641
What are you making sure of :o
>>737863836
Hi
There can be two nobody's :(
>>737863483
Because it is gross there
>>737863582
Yeah that wouldn't be too much fun. Should have gone earlier
>>737863875
I have actually been playing a lot of Dota instead
>>737862961
Yuus
>>737863304
I think they would be even better if you tossed them in a frying pan for a while.
Not assembled yet, paint after assembly, with some exceptions.
But why eat? Pick up and hug!
>>737862623
Oh ok that's how I think most people find their waifu I personally bounced around for a long time until I finally sat down and watched Evangellion and I felt really drawn to Rei with her sense of calm serenity and ever since she's been my favorite
>>737864009
That's even worse! How's that going?
>>737863378
No, Wisconsin.
>>737863875
The vicious criminal gangs who were running his homeworld.
>>737863641
Hi juisexual
Idk
>>737863925
Hi nothing
No
owo
>>737863925
Hi
Oh okay :o
>>737863520
I like purposeful grimdark. Not like "lol I hurt you for fun" but like people being legit broken.
I am fucked up.
Cool
Anyone want ribs
>>737864568
Should've smoked them
>>737864009
You're gross
>>737864379
Hi
Yes
oWo
>>737864380
Hi
Not okay :o
>>737864083
Hammer more satisfying though.
Hurry up with it. Somewhat interested in seeing results.
Nvm.. but yes, would pick up / 10.
>>737864361
..That all he done?
Heya
This is my wife, her name is Anna and you will respect her.
>>737863820
that's better. I'll never let Yui drown, though.
>Pic related no drowning here
>>737863925
that you sleep reasonably and not underdo it
>>737864083
taiga is 4'9, and yui is 5'2.
smol waifu coalition is a real thing, my dude
>>737864156
good man. I've never watched evangelion though because I despise what it's done to MC's throughout the years
>>737864379
what a damn shame. You're missing out!
>>737864458
Plenty of 40k is legit fucked up. It's a fuckhueg setting that's had a metric shitton of writers over the years, so of course the quality and degree of fucked-up varies a lot, but a lot of it is legit. Speaking as a fucked-up person myself, believe me.
>>737864840
Hi
What's not okay? :(
>>737864568
want.
>>737865003
good wife
>>737865010
I'm always tired even if i don't :(
>>737865054
Hi
Everything is :(
Claim!
hey cutes
>>737865187
Hi
Why? :(
>>737865010
Yeah I can definitely see where your coming from on that.
Even in the series itself many times the characters get just screwed over time and time again and End of Evangellion is honestly a huge slap in the face while the rebuild movies until 3.00 were on the right track for everything ending well and good. It's all give and take with so many different versions and takes on the characters in different plots and scenarios entirely. But it's all about the characters and their interactions.
Tl;DR I'm more or less just here for Rei
>>737861678
https://youtu.be/-ThYFuz_tRo
>>737864840
Hi nothing
No
Okk
>>737865010
Hi juisexual
I don't think I am
>>737864896
I at least go to be home to provide! About to slep, should probably go inside and find a bed.
Wouldn't put down/10
>>737865529
Hi
Why would it be ok :(
>>737865757
>I at least go to be home to provide!
>>737865010
> no drowning
>>737865745
Hi
Yes
Not okk