What do you think is in Area 51?

Magnets

>>737853966
How do they work?

Niggers

Coca-Cola recipe

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>>737853924

>>737854065
They put metal in a magnetron to make it magnetic. It's magneeto

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Anti-Gravity Spacecraft

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Mr skeltal

My dick

The ark

>>737853924

Rail guns and other Scalar weapons

>>737853924
Whatever they couldn't fit in area 50.

Not much since they moved it to Utah.

>>737853924
niggers

>>737855340
or the past 49 areas

>>737853924
the dankest meme in history

>>737853924
Nothing important. It's been the most famous military base in america for half a century, only a complete idiot would expect them to still be trying to hide secrets there. If there ever was anything important there, they would have moved it to a more secret location a long time ago.

Advanced research development. Basically all the cool toys the highest level spec ops guys get to play with.

>>737855559

Isnt that where they developed the stealth helicopters for the Bin Laden raid?

>>737853924
Chris Chandlers nuts

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>>737853924
51 flavors.

>>737855559
If you would have rolled those quints, i would have believed you forever.

>>737853924
Prototype weapons and technologies that arent ready to be released to the public
>t. I used to guard it

>>737853924
Aeronautics and the like.

>>737855888
Omg

>>737853924
When I worked there, I saw som

>>737855559
Not true. It's still the most secured and remote base in the US. It's where they test and work on the latest military toys. Not necessarily aircraft which the base is most famous for but shit the delta force and seal team 6 guys get to use. We're pretty sure they have tested and used a fleet of highly efficient and long range electric dirt bikes that can travel long distances in desert environments in near silence allowing for fast infil and exfil.

>>737855559
lol they've been using it as a testing base for prototype aircraft this entire time.

why the obummer administration would admit about it though, has me baffled...

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>>737853924
Lots of child porn

>>737856065
just by telling you worked there, if you did, you're probably gonna die the next 5 minutes

>>737855888
Flonzilla?

>>737856149
Nah as long as i dont actually tell you whats inside ill be ok. The eyes on you arent actually precise.

>>737856149
The clearances and surveillance groom lake employees go through is the tightest the government has. Nobody that works there is talking about it on the internet.

>>737856301
Your stupid for thinking theres anything worth that much security in there.

>>737853924

Probably a lot of target specific technology.

dictator likes long walks in his garden at certain times. We need a weapon that can kill him within an X time frame from position Y.

>>737856530

> Guys, seriously. I'm totally NOT a government agent or anything.

>>737856274
pretty sure you arent supposed to talk about that either.. calling bs9

A mewtwo

>>737856666
CHECKED

>>737856818
Arent supposed to and cant are two very different things

>>737853924
They probably research prototype fighter jets and other military technologies. When they lose one of the airplanes, they claim it's ufo, not something theirs because the projects are secret (against other militaries).

>>737856971
UFO were CIA planted stories in the media. They effectively covered up there tests by spreading disinformation and sensationalism.

>military base inventing bombs and vehicles in the desert
>people think aliens live there
>government says nothing about it
>there must be aliens hurr durr

Lots of secret aircraft projects, weapons and maybe some armour projects going on there but nothing more and nothing less

>>737857341
They didn't need to plant info, all they had to do was let people think what they want and put up a security net. Those that can get dirt on area 51 are threats of the highest level. There's not much there, but the whole ufo thing makes great b8

aliens.

I used to be one in there but managed to escape thanks to this strong man who houses me with his family. now I just walk around town in disguises most of the time

>>737853924
Chem/bio weapons research.

>>737856120
Under rated fuck thats some sarcasm

>>737855035

Yes, they do research on micro penis there

>>737858582
More like bioweapons reasearch. It's remote enough to minimize the risk of an outbreak.

Facial recognition targeting

two drones working in tandem with access to a target database find and mark a target, calculate a firing solution based off the window of opportunity.

Team sitting in a room gets an alert and presses a button, the drone fires the best weapon for the job

Hate to tell ya, but I've been out there and it is just a boring ass desert now. Too much publicity led to the facility operations having to move to somewhere out in Utah. So far no one has identified a location of the Utah base.

My favorite theory was Hitler's flying saucer. When the Allies occupied Germany at the end of WWII there was a facility working on developing a wingless aircraft that supposedly had some kind of unique turbine that would actually run on air, meaning once it took off it wouldn't need to be refueled and could stay aloft indefinitely. There was one prototype in the facility that didn't work, and one of the engineers swore that there had been a second, functional, prototype that he had seen Adolf Hitler and another man get into and fly away. The largely implausible theory is that Hitler was actually avoiding capture by staying in the air in a fairly small craft for several years until he was shot down over Roswell, NM in 1947.

A similarly colorful theory asserts that this air-burning flying saucer began to accelerate uncontrollably until it basically melted at such a high velocity that it is still in orbit today, known as the "Black Knight" satellite. I like the first theory better, though, because it involves the USAF shooting Hitler down instead of him just dying in a freak accident.

Echo

>>737853924
CIA niggers

>>737859749
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>>737860306
>$1 a day
how can food be that cheap where people are starving? That shit just doesn't make sense. In a land where there isn't enough food and people are starving to death, food would be expensive.

>>737861050
Its about perspective and faith

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>>737853924
Nothing cool, if there was anything cool you would have read about it on donalds twitter.

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>>737853924
Space niggers

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>>737862680
or these