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Hope all you traders to the crown ate good today?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hope all you traders to the crown ate good today?
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>>737848060
Maybe we could trade some sage.
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>>737848060
At least I can cut my food with an actual knife.
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>>737848060
Show me your spotted dick
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Hell yeah we did ya poof
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>>737848060
>traders
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>>737848060
Pic related it's what I've been eating the last few daus
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>>737848060
>Hope all you traders to the crown ate good today?
>traders
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>>737848515
>>737848575

We did establish lines of trade with the English following the war. He might not be wrong here guys.
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>>737848060
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>>737848060

potato salad, bbq beans, corn, and a burger. THIS IS HEAVEN. Bow to our superior pallet
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>>737848060
>Eurotrash education is the best.
>That's why they all fight to come to our universities., because their education system is the best.
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>>737848060
we eat well everyday. especially compared to you sewer folk
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I am as dyslexic as my dick is long.
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>>737848319
Are you implying our food is goopy or tough or are you saying our knives aren't real knives
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>>737849229
Have you not been paying attention?
Your universities are trash.

Colleges overrun with SJW trash and affirmative action hires.
Harvard accepting a rap album as the final thesis.
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>>737849229
I've never seen a British person at collage. Any collage. It's all jamacans
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>>737849466
>Very
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>>737848060
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Geo. Washington (English and German faggot slayer) is not amused
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>>737849780
college*
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>>737848060
Who the fuck made that burger? They have no game when it comes to making burgers.
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>>737850364
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>>737848153
Fuck off heaven
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>>737849635
Different anon here. He is referencing the British pocket knife ban.
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>>737849635
implying your country is so full of pussies its against the law to own knives.
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OP is American. Only Americans pronounce trader and traitor the same.
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>>737848060
You should write "I hope you ate well."
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>>737848060
>onion and no cheese on cheeseburger
>square plates
>curry baked beans

Nice try, brit bong.
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It is a hamburger. It will not be a cheeseburger before cheese is added. No cheese. No cheeseburger. Math man!
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>>737851160
Not op
Pronounce it as it's spelled
Op is also prob American and making b8 thread
I hate him
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>>737848060
I actually had this for lunch (vegetarian version), and then went for a jog. I don't celebrate the 4th.
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>>737851785
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>>737849171
Is that the pallet your food was delivered on?
>You fat fuck
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>>737848060
I had lunch at an american knockoff of a british pub in washington dc. It was tasty and the irony at the time was completely lost on me.
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>>737849171
How many calories and carbs was that?
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>>737852212
America!
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>>737848060
Americans have a serious issue with heart disease. That's why I turned vegetarian.
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>>737852536
same
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no i just want to though thats all i ever wanted
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Sure is a lot of America bashing today, did something happen?
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>>737852944
mad jealousy
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>>737848060
>traders to the crown
>traders

OP confirmed for retarded.
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>>737848060
Looks like about $55B in trade last year and $17.5B in trade thru April this year. And you don't even have to join our "Union" to get preferential treatment in trading with us. Yep. Eating well.
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>>737848524
what is that ?

>>737852692
i would eat half of that
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>>737853234
well murica is traders with the british folks, so he aint wrong none
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>>737853825
>>737848060
You mean traitor?
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Britfag here. Eating burgers, hotdogs and/or bacon in America makes me fucking ashamed of the dogfood many restaurants in the UK dish up.

It's pretty difficult to get a burger worth eating in the UK.
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>>737854113
im confused on the inglish, im russian. is traders ones that trade items in an economy setting, and traitors are those that betray queen, country and fellow man?
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>>737854370
What food did all the men get after a hard days work. Did your working class have a food that they could grab and go like our Burgers or Sandwiches?
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>>737854508

OP means traders. You know like fur trappers and peanut vendors.
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>>737848060
241 since we btfo your subhuman tyrants, sorry britcucks.
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>>737848060
The reasons for breaking from the Crown are delineated in the Declaration of Independence: He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. s, the merciless Indian .....
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>>737854508
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>>737854823
so they trade items.... in an economy setting.... nigger
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>>737852124
Nigga whaaaaaaa??? I just had a rice omlette, chicken drumstick, burger, mozzarella sticks, pasta salad, cornbread, and half a gallon of milk. Now I'm crapping out 2 or 3 pounds of shit so. Can have some cheesecake, fruit salad and another half gallon of milk
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>>737848060
Jokes on you dick. Im eating brisket
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>>737848060
>Hope all you traitors to the crown ate good today.
There, I fixed it for you.
I know English is getting more difficult for you as Arabic becomes the primary language over there in the U.K.
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>>737855132
+1.
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>>737854918
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
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>>737855132
I had a tradition meal for my forth.
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>>737851785
>Korean sushi
Good choice, anon.
>Vegetarian version
Sharpie in vagina with timestamp, plz.
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>>737849082
you forgot the ketchup
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>>737848060
We also brushed our teeth good after eating
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For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
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>>737855030
>Jokes on you dick. Im eating the cheapest nastiest cut of beef available and acting proud
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ribs, burgers, wings, and cheap beer is the ONLY way to celebrate the 4th.
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>>737855452
>cheap beer
Implying America has a choice in this
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>>737848515
>mfw when Yuropoor OP reveals himself to be uneducated slav faggot in initial post
Keksimum Overdrive
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>>737855294
I'm a male.
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>>737854936

Triggered
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>>737848060
Hope you britfags who lost are having a nice day too.
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>>737855574
>implying america didn't pioneer the micro-brewery craze
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>>737854113

No, OP means traders, like fur trapping and peanut vendors
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>>737855444
>wasted trips
Somebody doesn't know how to cook a brisket.
Shit melts in your mouth and burnt ends, nigga? Burnt ends will change your life!
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>>737854936
>economy setting

So they trade furs and peanuts, cheaply?
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>>737848060
United States food.
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>>737855648
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>>737855648
You mean you identify as a male?
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>>737855444
>jokes you on dick. You dont understand irony
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>>737848060
Currently nursing a stomach ach from over eating. Been a good day.
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>>737848060
I'll actually be having a cook-out this weekend when everyone is off work
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>>737849229
Yanks actually believes this
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Explain this please yanks (seriously) cos i just cant get my head around it
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>>737849635
fucking cucks lmao
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>>737855297

"You know what really makes me sick? It's what you put on your hot dog. Nobody - I mean NOBODY - puts ketchup on a hot dog!"
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>>737855648
Real men eat charred flesh.
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>>737851160
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>>737856873
Taste good & Feels good
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>>737856876
Kekek
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>>737857671

Really ? cos it sounds disgusting
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>>737852536
I eat extremely shitty foods, and I'm in excellent shape (29). I do get a lot of calories spent working, and I bike to and from work some days (17mi round trip).

I don't a whole lot, and I make an effort to eat a salad now and then, but generally have a piss poor diet because I work in the food industry.
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>>737857797
The fuck is that?
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>>737857797
Looks unoriginal
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>>737858003
>>737858084

well you wouldn't expect expert cooks like us English to eat what you do would you ?
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>>737848524
I i said in your thread, I have not ate on now the 5 days, so id kill for that shitty meat
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>>737858289
Literally a bacon cheeseburger
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>>737858483

Yeah but it has the word pub on it ! happy 4th by the way
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>>737855297
Hello, fellow Chicagoan!
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>we have to eat small portions because our farmland is garbage and try to pass it off as being healthy
>we own the world and will farm wherever the fuck we want making us the perfect agents of consumption and accept the hedonism
pick one
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>gotta wake up super early tomorrow
>sleeping at 9pm
>declined any 4th of july invites
>stuffed my face an hour ago at Wendys
>bacon n cheese potato
>spicy chicken sandwich
>fries
>nuggets
>soda

murica
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>>737848319
the knife was one of the first gifts
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>>737859197

gods speed anon
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>>737851785
How delightfully edgy, someone virtue signaling with a claim of eating sushi, and a claim that they don't celebrate the 4th.

Let me guess, you didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on you?
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>>737859052
That bin looks like it could be cut open easily--even with a knife, if you were to try.
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No I didn't because all these fuckin white people came from across that fuckin ocean from that shithole you brits call a fuckin island and threw us in the corner of the fuckin country. Dear white people, go back to England
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>>737852389
I'd have this as a last meal
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>>737859689

No fucking way you already foisted Madonna on to us
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>>737848777
Checked
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>>737852721
Nice. Those blue points? So delicious with just a little horseradish and a smear or cocktail sauce or a splash of Tabasco, couple wedges of lemon squeezed over over the whole lot. God I love oysters.
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>>737848060
>Traders
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>>737848060
>traders to the crown
>traders

"This is what the British call an elementary education."
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>>737848060
>traders
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>>737860401

no we dont we call it an amurricanisum
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>>737851785
Did you remember to activate your almonds?
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>>737848060
<Traders>
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>>737848060
>traders
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>>737859912
So? We had to take Shatner AND Bieber from those proto-Brit Canadians. Cry me a fucking river.
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>>737861101

you were just born too late kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQkIEkxm7k
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>>737860743

But in Arabic, right? Since you have all of those Sharia law zones now...
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>>737848060
it's "traitors". traders to the crown would be selling and buying goods.
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Fear of getting no reply's
Best to spell some shit wrong. Instantaneous reply's.
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>>737861320

replies* you fucking tard.
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>>737861387
>>737861320

I just fucked up.
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>>737861387
That was fast.
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>>737861314

Tabloid media bullshit friend the average British Muslim is timid and terrified of everything
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>>737861502
Im just back in the states from a year in Paris, London and various parts of Germany for work... the Sharia zones may be few, but Paris and London look like third world countries now. It was sad to see, versus being there a few years ago.
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>>737861742

True enough our multicultural politicians have sold us down the river but times are a changing
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>>737855575
>yfw yfw when
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>>737861502
These poor timid muslims dindu NUFFIN!
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>>737861742
stop being racist REEEEE U FUCKING WHITE MALE
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muslims are just misunderstood!
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>>737851785
Found the communist
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>>737848060
Best day ever, thanks for asking
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islam is the religion of peace!
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>>737862525

religion of peace
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'ello Guvnah!
We do have all our teeth, and sorry we dont like chips and fish, haggis, tea and crumpets eurotrash!
Have fun with your Muslim guest workers and refugees you all love so much in Europe.

England = where the beer is warm and women are cold (and fuguly, no wonder Bay Watch was so popular in jolly ole inbred isle).

Football aka soccer is for fags to btw, oooh cant use my hands wee!
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>>737859912
fuck off cracka
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>>737862645

White males cause shitstorms by invading middle west on false premises.
White males complain about the shitstorm they've created. Blame the people they invaded.

Be responsible for your own actions. Inbreeding is bad for you, folks.
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>>737862525
Notice the abundance of white trash in Australia. Makes me feel superior if anything ever did
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>>737863331

I say old chap thats rather uncalled for
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>>737863341
I didn't invade anybody, or do anything to cause a shitstorm, so why the would I blame myself? Why would you blame an entire race of people for the actions of a few? That's pure racism, plain and simple. It's sad that you can't see that.
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Brits are mad because america is like the more successful younger brother who now has to take care of big bro britbong. We kick your ass in revolution, seal the deal against germany for the First World war, save you ass against your germany bully again in WW2, and then we say hey could you help us find a dude in a cave? And england gets shit on by goat fuckers so much so that not only did they not help cool little bro america they got taken over by the countries that they invaded with us..... Goddamn get you shit together big bro we cant always help you.
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>>737851160
Australians?
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>>737863547

So ALL the muslim world is to be held responsible for ISIS, then?
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>>737848060
You mean did we eat well prepared, fresh, and tasty food hot off the grill? Especially considering we ate it in a country where living with sand niggers raping our children being accepted as part and parcel of living here, I'd say we had a pretty good day there bongtard
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>>737863085
Haggis isn't English, also, pic related
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>>737848575
Colombo?
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What actual American food looks like.
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>>737863639

we are the big bro ? awesome stand by for bill paxton in cool science
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>>737863975
You are a gay little boy go to bed small homo male youre just having a tiny nonstraight guy episode. It will all end when you go to sleep.
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>>737854634
Pies, kebabs, fish & chips.
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>>737863639
the rolls royce merlin paid all debts IMO. just sayin
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>>737863639
>save you ass against your germany bully again in WW2

No you didn't, Russia and the UK had already won, USA just came in right at the end, then nuked Japan out of spite because we didn't need you
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>>737863975
where the fuck did that come from. you are a fucking retard.
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>>737864105
Youre like a big bro that believes with all their heart and soul there are infinite genders and you get butt fucked by your arab boyfriend daily.
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>>737863975

Mohammad was a medieval warlord mass murderer pedophile and thief who instigated 70 wars in his lifetime anyone who has been told he was " the greatest man who ever lived " since they were a small child is suffering from mental illness
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>>737864365
So Trump's just jealous?
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>>737848060
Learn to spell faggot
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>>737854370
>bacon in America

American bacon is disgusting as shit, the Danish bacon we use in Britain is way better, and almost impossible to find in the states. American bacon is just nasty strips of mostly fat, that they have to burn to a crisp and then put stupid shit on like syrup to give it any flavour
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>>737856873
Fucking love chocolate covered bacon
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>>737864330

Not me friend but i must confess to being an armchair warrior
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>>737864046
Shitbrain Haggis is Scottish I know (the poster) its entrails in cereal oats and...last I checked Scotland was part of the United Queendom.

Btw...get over your stupid divine right bullshit over there, this is 21st century why do you still have that crap as "figurehead" for your parlimentarian government? People are better becuase of bloodline and not merit, really?
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>>737864245
>russia begs us to open another front
>london in rubble
>pls US halp us get food and join war pls
>US wins back the entire pacific with minimal assistance
Sure thing. Just know whatever side US joined in 1941 that side would have won.
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>>737864604
>Shitbrain Haggis is Scottish

Like I said, it's not English.
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>>737848153
Kek. Boss diction
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>>737848060
>traders
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Btw, Englishfags FIX YOUR TEETH. Omg every one of you has f'ed up teeth, when brits smile looks like they are throwing up gang signs.
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>>737864438

Trump is a joke but general petraeus isn't
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>>737864245
you are fairly stupid. if the USA hadn't fed, clothed and supplied england and the USSR with material before we ever go into the fighting, you fuckers would be sieg heiling even as we speak. learn some fucking history beyond when you were born
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>>737864842
>you fuckers would be sieg heiling even as we speak

But I do that anyway, white power.
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>>737863975
This has nothing to do with ISIS, heritage, or skin color.

Islam is a cancerous ideology, and its adherents are generally poorly educated, easily manipulated, and violently zealous. There is literally no benefit to importing this fuckery into your country, and we shouldn't be forced to swallow this because of the actions of a few.
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>>737864842

And if we hadn't cracked the enigma machines it would have taken several million more lives to defeat the Nazis
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>>737864302

>>737864365

See? lol

Under that same premises, americans should never be allowed on any country on account of the invertentionist external policy of your government.

Generalizing is so damn fun. Not that much when people generalize ugly facts of your contry/people/whatever group you identify with.
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>>737864842
>you fuckers would be sieg heiling even as we speak
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>>737865089
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>>737864842
Really, have you never wondered where the phrase "Arsenal of Democracy" came from? Wow, try not to let your hate of the USA paint your opinions
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>>737865084
Have you seen the movie? USA was central in breaking the code, not gay boy at Bletchley.
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>>737864507
>American bacon is just nasty strips of mostly fat,
Maybe that's because you can't cook/ shop for quality
>That they have to burn to a crisp
No people prefer that sweet spot of crunchy and chewy. Maybe you did that to your bacon because your bad at cooking I guess
>And then put stupid shit on like syrup to give it any flavour
Not mine just normal hickory smoked bacon here. Maybe you bought crappy bacon or maybe....you get the point
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>>737865425

John bon jovi saved us all ? please kill me
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>>737865464
Are you sure you aren't getting summa dat glorious Canadian bacon?
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>>737865614
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>>737865614
>Are you sure you aren't getting summa dat glorious Canadian ham
fix'd
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>>737865084
naw, we had already addressed that by grouping merchant boats and giving them destroyer escorts, plus air cover where available. the sub war ended when the USA started dropping depth charges and hedgehogs on the Uboats. my dad's battle station was port 20mm gun and hedgehogs. sew buttons
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>>737865718
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>>737865464
Fuck you, fatty American shit bacon has nothing on British bacon, this is bacon you retarded cunt
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>>737865724

20 mm versus a condor ? fuck that ! but yeah it was a joint effort and huff duff played a big part ( my great uncle was part of that team ) the best place for a u boat is at the ocean floor full of heroes
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>>737849717
>Harvard accepting a rap album as the final thesis
that's disgusting
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>>737865917
That's ham m8
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>>737866089
If it is then so is American bacon, because all American bacon is is the top part, with the good meat missing.
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I just hope you had a less depressing burger than OP's, my fat american friends.
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>>737865917

wtf are you doing ? can we really fight them on the food front ?
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>>737848060
tastey
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>>737848524
build the wall
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>>737865084

Actually Poles done it ;)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3448817/How-Poles-cracked-Enigma-Turing-Country-launches-campaign-heroes-broke-code-1930s-recognised.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2215003/Secrets-Enigma-code-cracked-Polish-Brits-MPs-claim.html
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I made my own burger fresh, from scratch. Fuck your shit burgers
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>>737866259
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>>737866294
>made a burger from scratch

so you cooked a hamburger patty and stacked it on a bun with some toppings that you cut up?

wow

>the bun is burned black
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>>737866284

Al true but they never got to the stage of actualy decoding the massages that was bletchly and kate winslet
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>>737848060
>traders

See, you're an American pretending not to be.

Only Americans pronounce t's like d's, then get confused. Like you do when you lot write retarded as 'retarted'.

You clearly thought it was traders, not traitors, and only an American would make that mistake. Jog on with your weak bait.
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>>737866202
We can, they make everything sound great but it's not. Twinkies are disgusting, reeces are disgusting, root beer is disgusting, the only genuine food the Americans can brag about is probably Texas BBQ (I've been to the Salt Lick and it was Amazing) and southern soul food like Gumbo - Apart from that, the rest of it isn't even American, hot dogs and burgers are German, Pizza is Italian. They have squat.
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>>737866455
I made the patty too with ground beef, bun is black from the BBQ grill and smoke, was awesome.
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Ishnu-dal-dieb and peace be upon you, Britainistanis.
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>>737866520

Never been so i will have to take your word for it but Stephen fry didn't get any thinner ! and they did invent cartoons (but nothing else)
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>>737866611

i'm in awe of your ability to mash hamburger into a patty then put it on a grill
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>>737866188
>If it is then so is American bacon
I'm sorry anon , but you've been lied to your bacon is ham. At least it's not Canadian bacon though.
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>>737848060
>traders
fucking hell.
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>>737866766

But i quite like spicy food
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>>737866853
Didn't say it was difficult, just saying, a good home made burger beats shitty franchise restaurant burgers any day
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>>737866992

>making a burger from scratch
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>>737866881
It's bacon.

The difference lies in what parts of the pig the cuts are from, and how the meat is cured. Bacon is cured in brine or in a dry packing containing large amounts of salt, smoked, boiled or dried in cold air. All ham is taken either from thigh or rump and varies only in the curing process according to different countries
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>>737866520
I'd rather eat any of that then British food. Then again your ice cube sandwiches are killer.
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>>737866766
And a bongo bongo to you, Amerinigger.
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>>737867090
>from scratch

Used that term so you'd know I I made the patty too from fresh ground beef (sirloin) - But I guess you were too thick to get that because I had to explain it anyway.
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>>737866466
They have on early versions of enigma, but germans increased the sophistication of the machine, and Germans invaded Poland.
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>>737866853
>...mash hamburger into a patty
This sentence is dumb.
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>>737848060
>Traders

Fucking horrible bait.
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>>737867127

ICE CREAM SANDWICHES FOR FUCKS SAKE !
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>>737867127
>'d rather eat any of that then British food.

Than* and also, fuck you, beef wellington is the bomb
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>>737867209

You "made" it by smashing some meat that was provided to you into a shape. aside from stacking it up, that's about all you did aside from stand there and wait for it to cook. you didn't do anything. you made nothing from scratch. you cooked a burger. your burger looks like something a fat dumbass would make with far too much meat in proportion to the rest.
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>>737867242

Yep and don't forget that letter from peenemunde lots of people came together to beat the Nazis now about this whole Islam thing ...................
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>>737862841
Bet that guy gets along with his neighbors nicely.
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>>737867490
I made it by grinding sirloin steak up, then seasoning it to perfection, shaping it, letting them sit in the fridge for the right amount of time, then making sure the BBQ was the right heat before grilling them for the perfect amount of time so they're still juicy. Also "smashing meat up" would just fuck a burger up and make it tough and chewy, you can't have it too officiously amalgamated, you fucking peasant.
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>>737867708
I bet he does, too. I mean, it would be stupid and bigoted to draw conclusions about him based on a flag, right?
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>>737864176
Still not as good as the Daimler Benz 605
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>>737867788

no, you didn't. you're just lying now to damage control
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>>737867812
>...it would be stupid and bigoted to draw conclusions about him based on a flag, right?

Exactly! I only hang this outside because I like the colour.
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>>737868065
Yes I fucking did lol, I've ground my own meat for years, a meat grinder isn't something only chefs have you can get them on Amazon for $20, buy one, use it
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>>737852692
I feel like if you can't put your mouth around it, it's not a proper burger/sandwich.
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>>737868196

sure you did and you only took the last pic of the shitty burger with the burnt ass bun
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>>737868196
Is meat grinder a euphemism?
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>>737867812
Not on that particular flag in this context.
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>>737868304
Why would I take a pic of myself grinding meat up? I don't understand why you think that's impressive lol, are you a little kid or something? I'm 32, I've acquired quite a lot of kitchen appliances over the years, I cook every day, don't know why the concept is so alien to you.
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>>737868523

why wouldnt take pics of the process if you took a pic of the burger at the end? are you are retard or something?
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Hey Eurocucks, just wondering, how does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0hD7IffTJs
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>>737868608
Because I wasn't planning on doing a blog on how to make a burger? Who wants to see me grinding meat?
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>>737868677

who wants to see your shitty burger that you made "from scratch"? i dont believe you ground any meat at all or did anything except use your fat hand to scrape out some beef from a package and mash it into a circle shape. pic of grinder with timestamp and maybe you can get by
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>>737848060
To bad you Brits don't have the teeth for corn on the cob.
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>>737868833
I'm not getting out of bed, turning all the lights on, risk waking my kid up at 2:53 in the morning just to take a pic of a fuckin meat grinder for you - You act like I care that you don't believe me
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>>737869043

looking pretty defeated there, m8

enjoy your burgers from scratch
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>>737868878
Forgot the pic.
Sorry you fish & fries eating fucks
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>>737868878
Defeated how? It's the truth lol, don't know where you live, but it's late here, and I have a sleeping 5 year old who if she wakes up will probably start bugging me to play xbox with her and refuse to go back to sleep.
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>>737869365

meant for >>737869183
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eat this
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>>737868878
Corn on the cob is pretty popular in Britain
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>>737869399
Thank you
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>>737869460
If you have the front teeth to bite it off I guess
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>>737869544
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>>737864146
Cornish pasties were the original workers food in the mines. Some had savory filling of lamb, potatoes, turnip at one end and sweet at the other. An entire meal in one.
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>>737869676
>An entire meal in one.

Not really, they didn't eat the crust, the crust was originally filled with salt and baked solid as a rock, it was just used as like a packet for the filling, they'd tear them open, eat the filling and throw the crust away.
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>>737869427
That is the tidiest fucking English I've ever seen in my life.

I'm gonna get all that shit on my next big shop (except for the white pudding) and make it just like that!
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>>737858315
It's tortillas
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>>737869676
Beef, not lamb.
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>>737869834

Why no white pudding?
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>>737869676
>>737869810
They were held upside-down by the spine. You ate it all except for the bit you held, cos it was filthy from your hands.
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>>737869810
The crimped crust was the 'handle' and was not eaten. The rest of the crust was eaten.
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>>737869993
It reminds me of the time my dad sodomized me with one
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>>737869993
Too peppery for me. I'm not a fan. I'll just double up on the black.
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>>737849635
Illiterate AND stupid...what do you do for an encore?
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>>737848060
Normal 4th of July picnic fare
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>>737870311
Why do Americans do the whole month-day backwards shit on every other day except the 4th of July?
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>>737870107

Understandable. I'd swap out the white for some soda bread and potato bread tbh.
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>>737870054
>>737870062
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>>737848060
s/traders/traitors/

You're English? You spell like an American.
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>>737848319
We can use a fork. You all eat like toddlers.
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>>737869427
Don't like the black pudding. Should be bury black pudding. And what's that hash brown? Should be fried bread.
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>>737870474
>soda bread
Man, I've not had soda bread since I was a kid. I fucking loved that shit!

I don't even know where I could get that now.
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>>737852536
youre gonna die too, live it up while you can bro
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>>737864070
yeeeeeeh
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>>737870536
That's kinda true. But the way they're baked makes the "bottom" softer because the fat soaks into it. When you hold it upside-down, you can bite into the base.

That's how I know them. Maybe in the past it was different. I just know that the ridge was for holding cos your hands were full of shite.
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>>737870866
You're saying The Oxford Companion to Food is wrong? lol....Okay then
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You guys got some fireworks to watch?
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>>737848060
And I hope you choked on spotted dick. And I mean the freckled penises of the Irish.
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>>737870956
I'm saying how my gran made them is right.
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You Europeans will never know the joy of a Cajun style Crawfish boil.
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>>737871034
Right but this is way before her time, the original recipes for the miners the pastry was just done like a protective shell and they'd throw it away.
>>
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>>737870618

Where do you live? It's mostly an irish thing, not sure how well it sells elsewhere.
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>>737871382
I doubt he lives in the UK, because every Tesco, Asda and Sainsburys I've been to sell it
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>>737871382
UK. But my ma is Irish (Tip). We used to go 3 or 4 times a year when I was a kid.
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>>737871482
I've never seen it in a supermarket. Is it made from scratch or does it come in a packet?
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>>737852212
no shit, sherlock
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>>737871497
You can buy it everywhere here, have you actually ever looked for it?
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>>737849229
They were. not anymore. Education is based on feelings now in the USA. They should be renamed, Harvard safe space, Yale safe space etc.
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>>737871587
The supermarkets bake it, I buy it from Sainsburys, it's usually where all the fresh baguettes and shit are
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>>737856873
Every aspect of being American is based on violence. And we love it. And fuck you.
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>>737863639
The Brits fought like a motherfucker in WWll. Don't be so rude.
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>>737848060
>traders
Rofl. I think you meant "traitors", illiterate fuck.
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>>737869183
Oh fack off ya wanker.
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>>737871627
I admit, I've not. It never occurred to me that you'd get it in the UK cos it's something my nan made.

We only have an asda where I live. I'll check next time I'm there.
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>>737871802
Fuck off traitor
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>>737870311
Its always been that way here. No idea why.
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>>737871720
Closest Sainsburys to me is 10+ miles away. If I'm ever in that neck of the woods, I'll have a look.
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>>737870582
Lol I am a cook at a diner that makes this exact plate and calls it "Ultimate Irish"
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