You have 7 seconds to explain why you aren't currently eating

>>737841104
I don't like mushrooms

>>737841104

I don't like mushrooms. Their Bacon King is excellent, though.

Im not a faggot

>>737841104
I... I can't even tell whether this is fake shilling or real shilling disguised as fake shilling. I just don't know.

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>>737841104
i'm too drunk to drive.

>>737841104
i don't like mushrooms or swiss, so i'll stick to the baconator which is the superior Bacon themed burger

>>737841540
Chug a pot of coffee and wait 20 minutes. You'll be fine.

>>737841104
aaauuh hem. Mi mi mi. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL thank you for your consideration.

I don't have a car and we don't use burger king.

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>>737841732
Thats not how that works famalamadingdongerinoncheesedesudesusempia.

>>737841808
You should get a car and use BK

Use it good. Get your cock deep inside that sandwich while guzzling mayo fries with ketchup and explode in the burger and chow down on that muff licking all that juice.........

WHAT? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FOOD PORN THREAD!

>>737841104
BK sucks shit. They give you like 25% that much bacon and 400% more mayonnaise. No thanks.

Because Carl's Jr has Jalapeno Double Cheeseburgers with Bacon for sale on independence burgerday?

because I'd rather have a PIPING HOT McDonalds™ cheeseburger with GOLDEN fries and an ICE COLD COCA COLA™

>>737841782
Low-T mangina detected. Can't handle a man's burger. He'll die alone eating tofu and oatmeal.

actually i can afford burgers with quality meat and quality bacon

i guess i am man enough to support myself with decent food

>>737841104
Does it have tomato in it.

>>737842332
McDonalds burgers contain more semen than any other fast food burger.

I didn't sell my soul to Satan, so I'm not allowed to work.

>>737841104
Because if I eat meat I will enlare my roids, constipate for a week and feel like I ate poison. What do I do? Even if the meat is with veggies I am still getting heavily constipated.
I drink enough water and this is the reason I went vegetarian.

Not 7 seconds but I tried.

>>737842634
No. What the fuck is wrong with you? Jesus fucking christ. Slip a shotgun past your teeth and blow your brainstem apart.

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>>737842783
I'm allergic to tomatoes. That's what's wrong with me.

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Tasty burger for sure, can I have some of your icy beverage to wash it down?

>>737842151
reviewbrah is that you?

>>737841104
Because I don't eat garbage.

Kill yourself, corporate shill.

>>737841720
Bk has a double bacon cheeseburger with hp sauce on it.

Here in the UK, no such thing exists, anon. And besides - are you so trailer trash that on the 4th of july, you have to buy low tier shit from a franchise rather than enjoy a fresh, hand made burger fresh off your bbq?

>>737842947
Kek.

>>737841104
Brought to you by the fine folks at bk

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>>737841104
Review brah's average BK score is around 2.9 out of 10

>>737841104
>sandwich
>sandwich
>sandwich
Why the fuck do all the burger chains do this shit? They call burgers "sandwiches." Bitch, if I wanted a "sandwich" I'd be at fucking Subway. I want a burger, that's why I'm at "Burger" King.
God it's fucking annoying.

>>737843142
Uk faggot, only idiots put burgers on BBQ'S. Hamburger meat is high in fat, fat liquifys at high temp, fat then drips onto hot coals/burner and causes flare ups. Learn to Q fag.

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>>737843436
Grilled burgers have to be thicker and get a smokier taste, it's just a different style. Stop being so dramatic.

>>737842715
So if I eat YOU would I be a humanitarian?

>>737843142
What would you know about BBQing? Is it even legal in the UK?

>>737841104
Because I know what I get will be nothing like that. It'll have like, 4 fucking slices of mushroom and the rest of the thing will be a wilted mash. I just HAD Burger King last night (the 2 for 10 Whopper deal), and shit was lukewarm, buns were stale, and the BACON I had added to one of the Whoppers WAS FUCKING CHOPPED. CHOPPED BACON, Burger King!
As much as I like Whoppers, this is the third time in a row that my order has been like this. It's the only Burger King near me, and it's staffed almost exclusively by black people recently. The food is turning to shit and the drinks fountain is always a fucking mess of a disaster anymore.
So no, I'm not going to buy your shitty Mushroom & Swiss King that's going to be just like the Whoppers I've been getting recently, with CHOPPED FUCKING BACON. Fuck you.

>>737843346
Did that little faggot just give a thumbs up to a domino's pizza?

He doesn't know fuck all, more taste/nutrition in that box than in the pizza.

>>737843686
>dramatic

Oh look! BBQ advice from someone who doesn't know wtf he's doing.

Sure thing kid...need a safe space?

>>737841104
the closest one is over 100 kms way.

Also, there's no mosque nearby for me to enjoy the bacon flavour. lol

>>737843142
>fresh off your bbq
You mean grill, dumbass.
BBQ is a type of cooking done on a grill.
You don't fill a PASTA with water and put it on the stove, dipshit.

>>737843882
I promise you anon, this sandwich will deliver. Trust me.

>>737841104
Because I work at Wendy's so I can make myself a good sandwich instead of some shit from BK.

>>737844077

Not all of us speak fluent murrican anon. I'm not the one getting upset because of what I call a little piece of tine that holds coal.

>>737841104
Had one yesterday was no dissapoint. I couldve done with a little more mao tho

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>>737844219
>sandwich
>sandwich
>sandwich
>sandwich
>sandwich
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>737844219
Wendy's burgers taste like amoxicillin.

>>737843732
Eat my boipucci out instead, daddy

>>737844546
Will that be the combo, or just the sandwich?

>>737844576
Hm, it strangely tastes like a Burger King MUSHROOM & SWISS KING prepared by lazy ass black folk who hide in the back until enough white people with money finally queue up in line.

>>737844576
No thanks. I don't want AIDS you fucking queer.

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>>737844616
IT'S A "BURGER" YOU FAGGOT FUCKS!!!

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>>737841104
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW! NOW THAT I AM ENLIGHTENED AT THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE EXISTENCE OF A MUSHROOM SWISS BURGER AT BK I SHALL NOW MAKE MY WAY POST HASTE!

Because fast food burgers are garbage. Go to the God damn grocery store, get yourself some 85/15 ground beef and make one yourself. Not that hard.

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>>737844950
>BURGER
Actually, it's a sandwich, anon.

>>737841104
yeah ok

>>737845219
I use 95/5, and form the hamburger with A1 steak sauce, salt, and a small amount of black pepper mixed into it. Just don't go too heavy on the A1 otherwise the taste will be too heavy.

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>>737845221
A hamburger is a sub-classification of a sandwich, yes. What of it?

>>737841104
I'd rather bots spam this shit than bbc and cuck threads

>>737841732
You're a fucking retard.

Because i fucking hate mushrooms

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>>737845221
its not sandwich you absolute cretin

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>>737845484
People who call burgers "sandwiches" think liking traps ISN'T gay!

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>>737841104
because i haven't gone outside for more than 2 months.

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>>737841104
Because you don't have a separate staff to make them from the regular staff who make Whoppers like this. Fucking shit I've been getting from you people lately is gross and your new flagship mushroom & Swiss King is going to be no different. Go back to making Angy Jalapeno Cheeto Chicken Fries..it's the type of nasty shit you're only good at anymore.

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>>737845779
It's unfortunate but the definition of sandwich is: an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal.

So because of this a hamburger is a sandwich, for it is a food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and mushrooms.

>>737843436
Really turn your fucking grill down idiot. I cook on charcoal grill alwsys and never once hsve i burned my food. Learn to cook eurofag

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>>737844546
>>737844941
>>737844950
this is a sandwich

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>>737846221
and this is a burger

>>737841104
because there isnt a burger king in my town

>>737841104
because your last special new item before a fancy mushroom-swiss burger was fucking hotdogs. Hotdogs. Like regular fucking hotdogs.
>B-but we g-g-grilled them, anon
I don't fucking care. You people have fallen hard when your big current item is a fucking hot dog. It wasn't even on a shitty fake pretzel bun. It was a fucking hot dog.
Try making whoppers right again (other anons in this thread are right about how shitty your food is lately) and THEN maybe I'll buy your mushroom-swiss burger.

>>737843888
Domino's pizzas are great, also the channel is only a joke anyway.

>>737846113
Then because of this, they should have been advertising their hot dogs as "sandwiches."

>>737841104
Because its the 4th of July here in America. We grill out today. Fucking BK shitty attempt at advertisement

>>737846243
>filename
I got some bad news for you..

>>737846651
i renamed it to post it faster as they were right next to each other in the folder

>>737846243
>>737841104
This. The shape of the bread makes all of the difference

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>>737846651
"It's called a sandwich! Also, I'm not black, I'm Asian!"

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>>737846221
>>737846243
>>737846836
Is this a burger or a sandwich?

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>>737846514
They could and they would be technically correct, but people tend to use more precise language to advertise what they are selling. A hamburger is defined as: a round patty of ground beef, fried or grilled and typically served on a bun or roll and garnished with various condiments.

Because of this the hot dog is advertised as a hot dog because that is the name of the style of meat product it has been styled into. A hamburger is only a ground beef sandwich. This is why "chicken burgers" are not just called hamburgers. They aren't by simple definition. they are called burgers because the definition of burger is: a particular variation of a hamburger with additional or substitute ingredients.

We have created these words to help clarify our language. It helps when you are more precise with your language.

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>>737847058
It has a round of ground beef as the meat so by definition it is a hamburger.

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>>737841104
British food on Independence Day? That's like tricking mudslimes into eating pork, you sick fuck!

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>>737847114
>a round patty of ground beef,

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>>737847058
A burger is a sandwich technically; the distinction is in the construct of the protein. So this is in fact a burger, albeit a faggy one.

>>737847487
And thus it is a burger.

>>737847487
That's a sandwich.

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>>737847593
and you're a retard

Because I'd rather go to bed hungry than eat american chain fast "food".

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Is this a burger or a sandwich?