Fluffy Thread

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>>737830304

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>>737830304

1/4

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>>737830403

2/4

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>>737830435

3/4

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>>737830673

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Sketti Day

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>>737830780

Fuck yeah. Just made some skettis. Time to enjoy a fluffy thread.

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For today.

why is there no porn

>>737835789
These are fluffies, not furries.

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>>737835789

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It's just these sad times we're going through

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>>737837971

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POGO STICK

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>>737838366

Hey, that's pretty good

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>>737838532
Yeah its one of my favorites now lol

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>>737838801

>>737830876
This new mcgonagall style makes me want to just stomp any fluffy. Bump.

>>737839119
They look more like horrible bird/horse hybrids

>>737835789
Try /hc/ dumb fluffy.

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Gib mo FWUFFIES

>>737839563
It's like being the owner of a shitty apartment. This is hilarious.

>>737839694
its convenient though; makes it real easy to dispose of the shitrat

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>>737839694
Never thought if it that way

>>737839759
It'd be way funnier to have it grow up and fly into a pathetic smarty rage for not being able to fit anymore.

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>>737840077

>>737840171
Fuck. Okay. Not quite like that.

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>>737840171

Awseface

>Be Awseface, saddest fwuffy ebah. Much heawt hewties. Daddeh said be niceh daddeh, nu buse wike ol' daddeh
>Awseface gu way fwum shewtah wif daddeh, haf many happeh soon thinks.
>Bu daddeh tewws me nu awwowed tu make bad poopies.
>Awseface teww daddeh can du
>Bu Awseface nu can fin' wittawbox, es poofie gone!
>Awseface make bad poopies, nu mean tu! Nu mean tu! Huuuuhuuuhuuu.
>Meanie daddeh gif sowwy stick mow den evah haf felt. Su saddeh.
>Bu Awseface nu think dat daddeh was meanie den. Awseface makie mistake, wight?
>But den, I heaw meanie daddeh tawkie tu fwien
>Daddeh say he take wittawbox tu gif Awseface huwties an make Awseface think be wowstest fwuffy evah.
>Maybe Awseface es wowstest fwuffy evah
>Aftah aww, Awseface makie howsie fiwe
>An daddeh can nu get out of howsie
>Awseface am Awsonist

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>>737840285
fine have a hugbox version then

>>737840519
Close enough.

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>>737840519

That's adorable

>>737840619
Fluffies begging for upsies is adorable.

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>>737840696

Fluffies looking at stuff is adorable

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>>737840481
Ha

>>737840841
Fluffies are adorable

>>737841976
Carpdime is amazing. He can even make abuse look adorable.

>>737842807
One of the greatest. Bump

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>>737840841
Artist name??
I've seen several "Fluffy Facts #??" and would like to see moar.

Also, bump!

>>737837971
this comic is the only one I've ever seen that shows a fluffy dying at old age and not of its own stupidity/abuse.

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>>737842970

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>>737844211

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WIP
Done dumping

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https://aetasxblog.wordpress.com/
Happy fourth! Enjoy the holiday update :D

>>737845026
>"Everything that is fun, is illegal."
Kek

>>737844342
Why is it a fluffy manning the casino? he would not be able to handle having the spaghetti so close without freaking out and eating it

>>737845612
maybe it's animatronic? like festus from fallout nv

>>737845026
reminds me of that comic with the foal catching fire and spreading it to the entire herd

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>>737845612
he's owned by the owner of the casino, Frank.
he was trained to dole out sketti for other fluffies.
Frank put him there so that the fluffies felt more at home with their own kind. The casino fluffy has no empathy for the fluffies that frequent the establishment as a result of his training.

>>737845863
thats what i figure like thered be another page showing to be little more than a puppet. could imagine it being some youtuber to earn some views setup rather than state sponsored

>>737845970
itd be pretty hard to train out the massive levels of empathy that fluffys posses. if he was a cannibal type it would make more sense for him to enjoy and help induce the suffering

>>737846053
>>737845863

would you prefer if it were a puppet rather than an actual fluffy? I can change his backstory if enough people want that.

>>737846177
Hm, also a good thought. Either a puppet or a cannibal fluff. Not sure what way I should take it then.

Anyone know where Writer: Dhylec went? Did he an hero?

>>737846194
i think it would make a little more sense, plus imagine having to train a fluffy to refrain from gorging on sketties as well as being non empathetic, both of which are built in through their programming

>>737846194
Do it. Animatronic makes more sense.

>>737846347
yeah animatronic is best, plus itd be able to deal with any smarty that wandered in. i could see it going all five nights and expanding from its fluffy form to appear like one of freddys friends to deal with problematic fluffys.

>>737846347
sure, I'll change it up. having it be a setup for a youtube live stream would be neat too, so people can watch the fluffies sacrifice their foals

>>737846690
This sounds great. That is a yt channel I would subscribe

>>737845026
>that psa
My sides!

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>>737847126

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>>737847212

DAMN IT THATS SOME HEART HURTIES RIGHT FUCKING THERE

SHE WAS SO HAPPY

>>737847447
meh, she's only a test subject, could be worse, much worse

imagine if she was stuck in an aperture lab...has that been done yet?

>>737847665
im rather surprised there havnt been portal/fluffy crossover stories. dont know who itd be worse for; glados or the fluffys.

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>>737848141

I think fluffies would be the only thing that Glados would get tired of killing.


Speaking of cross overs, a happy ending!

Want a comic where poopie babbeh gets revenge on mammah for no love.

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FRESH OC BOI. JUST COLORED THIS SHIT

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>>737849300
whats up rennnnn
-FF

>>737848412
Until she gets desperate and fucks it.

>>737849687
Not a whole lot today yet. Drawing and starting to drink lol. You?

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>>737849861
I'm cleaning the kitchen today, trying to prepare the house for a puppy we've been trying to adopt. Lots of shit happened though and the pound is trying to keep us from adopting the puppy because the woman who runs the place is a vile creature. I can msg you the whole story if you want over discord, it's a doozie.

Just posting some fluffies between cleaning ha

>>737847447
I don't really get it...the bags were to small for her babies & shit? Why not just make them bigger?

>>737850402
Because it's scientists looking for an excuse to be cruel.

>>737850605
Because progress means pain boi

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>>737850402
Thats an interesting hypothosis. Once we are done repeating this round of testing with a statistically significant sample we should write up a propoal to test other bag sizes.

>>737850402
Cost. We always make things as small as possible to keep cost down.

>>737851490
>>737851885

At the risk of traumatic shit like this? Fuck Hasbio, man.

>>737852076
who cares? their only fluffies, plus hasbio went bankrupt

>>737852076
It is only traumatic if someone sees it. Someone untrained.

>>737850605
>>737850960
Failure, repetition, and improvement are the fundations of science, my friends!

>>737850402
>Why not just make them bigger?
As per your question... it begs the question: How much bigger is bigger?

>>737852604
They're still sapient creatures that experience pain an emotion. And did they? I've seen conflicting headcanons. Mine usually has them out of the selling fluffy game, only engineering custom ordered fluffs. They did shift into the market of fluffy care accessories and subsequent R&D

>>737853483
if you care about the well being of retarded rainbow horses, this thread isn't for you

>>737830780
I love how McGonagall draws them.

>>737853885
I was to believe this was for the entire fandom.

>>737854162
Never underestimate the power of hugbox.

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>>737845970
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET

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>>737852076
One death is a tragedy, a thousand is a statistic

>>737854162
No it was for (you) hugboxer, i come here to see retarded rainbow horses getting fucker over in horrible ways

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I DID A QUICK ONE. HAPPY AMERICA DAY.

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>>737835789
Fluffies are too pure. Or are they?

>>737854830
this isn't a furry thread

>>737854896
Some people headcanon anthrofluff.....yeah....

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>>737854830
so fluffies are popular amongst germans as well? Any other countries we can add to the fluffy fandom?

>>737855180
Russia. Definitely Russia.

>>737855180
Swede here, we are a couple on fluffybooru
Me, two another anon, AIDS and Inb4U to name a few

>>737855180
Roach reporting in.

>>737855180
All east europe. Ukraine, Slovakia, Serbia.

>>737854830
Fuck off with that anthro furfag shit.

>>737855365
I'm surprise you manage to get time away from being raped by Somalians and mudslimes to draw fluffy shit.

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>>737854830

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>>737855934
Fun fact, I actually made that.

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>>737855253
>>737855365
>>737855371
>>737855416
beautiful. Fluffies permeate all lands. Do you have any fluffy comics or drawings in your native languages? Do you have places you post fluffies to that isn't the booru?

>>737856086
not that anon, but i use it all the time

>>737856153
Swede: nope Booru it is and chat att flashback.org

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>>737856086
I love how many creators are on these threads. Seriously great work man :)

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Add 1 more creator to this thwed
King C Reporting for duty

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all of my wat

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cc2 here as well

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here's the followup to this story
>>737857140
also happy treason day

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>>737856573
Most people discover fluffy on /b/ I'd wager.

>>737856988
Just like this.
Or maybe not like this since most don't pick up the cues that fast.

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Blue writer here to report happy news! Kinda. There won't be any additions to Blue, but that's cause I have a date tonight. I can say that there will most definitely be some more Blue stuff tomorrow

>>737857316
nice, hope you get your tip wet

(assuming you're a dude)

>>737857316
I'm just happy to hear you're feeling better

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>>737857553

Yeah my dude

>>737857603

Thanks my dude

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>>737857316
good luck

>>737856153
Just the booru. But some brazilian artists used to post some shit in portuguese in 55chan threads.

>>737859403
Oh God, a fluffy can get the fat without pregnancy? You'd think with as much as the shit, they stay around a consistent weight for all fluffs.

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>>737859780
Of course they can.

"Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat tickwe yuw nosy an yo poopy pwace when cuddwe!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat yu haf two mummah!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat fwuffies think sweepy time cuz awweady huggiepiwe!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat babbeh scawedy fwom dawk in fwuff!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat fwuff eat aww mummahs sketties!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat daddeh nu find mummah fow huggies in fwuff!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat awways win catch baww, 'cause awways touchie baww!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, is mowe high den bwockies towew!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat piwwow-fwuffs say sowwy 'bout weggies tu mummah!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat big babbehs an chiwpy babbehs aww haf nesty in fwuff!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat mummah haf babbeh, an' see fiwst time when big babbeh!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat... fwuffy yus wan hug dat softy fwuff, otay?"

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>>737860087

>>737860087
Fluffy yo mama jokes....bless you, Anon.

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>>737860087
Beautiful

>>737848412
What is this from..?

Where da Blue story at?

>>737861373
the author is busy getting his tip wet
>>737857316

>>737861373
see
>>737857316

>>737855180
Retard HUMAN DICK SHITTING BASTARD YOU FUCKING FUCKED UP ITS YOUR FAULT YOU NEED TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IF YOU HAD A BABY ITD BE DEAD YOU FUCK ILL BURN YOUR FAMILY IN THEIR SLEEP YOU FAGGOT ASS COCK MONKEY NIGGER BUTCH CUNT EATING SLAB SHIFTER YOU GOD SLOP WAP DOODLE DIGGLER TIT BUTCH BUTTER WRAP SANDWITCH ILL FLIP WOOBLE YOUR GIMP DUMP TICK SCREECHER

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>>737862667
Why are fluffies so racist?

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>>737862667
Wut

>>737855823
Need MOAR FLUFFY TRIPPING NUTSACK

>>737862769
Ahh...good ol "poopeh hoomans." The fluffies aren't racist, they innocently assume humans have brown babies in the same way "poopeh babies" exist. Which, the phenomenon of "poopeh baby" treatment is not inherent programming for a fluffy, but is rather learned in fluffy mills from shitstain humans that cull brown and other poor colors. So, fluffies aren't racist, they just imitate human behavior.

>>737862769
it's not really racism, basically due to a combination of their love of bright colors, desire to be adopted by humans and the tendency to face starvation, mares will often sacrifice the least pretty foal to keep the rest alive long enough to attract a human to adopt them

>>737863348
well dark colors are really common and therefore less expensive, so it isn't really human racism either, plus most mills don't have the fluffies do the sorting since most of the mares are pillowed/milkbags

>>737863453
Which is not normal behavior. Inherently, mares will only sacrifice a foal if they do not smell right to the mother or are physically deformed.

>>737863743
if they are facing starvation they are likely to cannibalize the least pretty foal to feed the rest, assuming of course they aren't weened

>>737863892
Naturally? Or was that just an adaptation to appease humans?

Which also makes me think, if mares kill and abuse brown/plain foals as much as most stories portray, why hasn't there been an evolutionary change to show those colors showing up less in fluffy genetics?

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>>737864222
check those triiips

>>737864222
of course it's the most logical choice to sacrifice the least pretty fluffy when facing starvation (at least for a fluffy), but dark color fur is dominant af so the change wouldn't occur very quickly, plus fluffies tend to run away so new dark colored fluffies end up in the wild.

>>737864512
Fair enough. Would be interesting to see in a controlled environment. With the way fluffies reproduce, it could be hypothesized genetic changes accelerate as well.

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>>737864222
The pretty colors are probably recessive traits.

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>>737864222

>evolution

>on a GMO animal that could have not evolved in the wild

There is not fluffy evolution because fluffies hardly survive in the wild at all

The reason there are so many ferals and strays is because fluffies became so cheap due to overbreeding that they became disposable pets

Every season a new fluffy color comes out from the factory farms so people dump their old fluffies on the streets. Shitty mills also dump their excess stock.

Those survive eating trash in the city or crops in rural areas, while being killed by humans and practically any other animal since fluffies were designed to be harmless because its a fucking product for kids

Come winter almost all die but it doesn't matters because new fluffies are dumped on the streets and field every day

So there is no evolution, when breeding fluffies becomes illegal they will simply become extinct

>>737865226
Interesting headcanon

>>737865326
Fecal bubble? Interesting way to describe fluffy ability to constantly shit. I always chalked it up to fast digestive cycles.

>>737864222
The build in random color generator may interfere with that.
Although a part of the litter is portrayed as influenced by the parents there seems to be a kind of color scrambling in effect which ensures the reemerging of all colors.

Or one gene is in fact partly to blame for good and bad colors, so it evolutionary piggybacks of the desirable colors.

>>737830304
Fluffy garbage is the most autistic shit I have ever seen.

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>>737854427

Blue writer still here. Dates almost coming, so I whipped some non-Blue stuff up. It's not Blue, but I hope you guys enjoy.

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>>737865607
>it's not autistic to go into a thread i don't like

>>737865690

Death of A Good Fluffy

>I remember when I first got little Arnold
>He was a little babbling pip-squeak, the sole remainder of a fluffy family, his mother dead in an alleyway on a cold winter night, along side his brethren and his father, mouths frozen shut, noses sealed by ice, and frost taking limbs.
>Yet he survived, peeping underneath his mother's body, where I rescued him
>Orange. My favorite color. And I had always had a fondness for the curiosity and energy of Pegasus fluffies.
>When I got home with him, I realized I had left my TV on, and it was playing "Jingle All The Way."
>Yep. That's how little Arnold got his name.
>He was a joy to raise
>I had a little trouble with him peeing on the carpet, but a mix of sorry stick treatments and spaghetti rewards cut out that behavior soon enough.
>"Awnowd wub daddeh." He said to me on one of his final days
>"And daddy loves Arnold" I said to him, well aware that he wasn't for long
>I had noticed the grey hairs maybe two weeks before his departure
>A sign of age, something rare in a fluffy
>Fluffies, if left to they're own devices in the wild, don't have incredibly long life spans. Even the smart and lucky ones only live to about 2 years of what should be a 7 year lifespan.
>To think. 7 years ago, everything went down in Cleveland. Fluffies began to roam the nation more freely than ever before, with many abandoned after the poor publicity "The Sketti-Land Incident" provided
>Crazy how time flies by
>He noticed it as well
>"Daddeh?" He asked on one of his last days
>"Yes Arnold?"
>"Du yu stiww wub Awnowd eben do nu haf pwetty gween anymowe?"
>"Of course I do Arnold. Of course I do."
>It happened on a Friday. Sketti Day.
>I set him the dish, and he chowed down, almost aware it was his last meal
>"Daddeh?"
>"What is it Arnold"
>"Feew.... sweepie."
>I teared up a little
>"That's fine little guy. Take a rest whenever you like." I said as I stroked his back
>"Awnowd... wub... daddeh..."
>I love you to.

>>737865883
This is so sad and sweet.....a rare instance of a fluffy living a full life.

I'd love to see a story where a fluffy somehow becomes president. Not Trump Fluffy, just some of random fluff.

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>>737865333
triple digits

fluffies make me so fucking mad why do i keep coming for more

By King C
>be me
>town guard
>easy as fuck job
>mostly petty thievery and drunken brawls
>too long since a good bandit raid
>patrolling the market square
>always the most action here
>hear scuttling
>sounds like rats
>look over
>bright pink fat thing scurries off behind the smithy
>thehell.oilpastel
>run after it
>hear its scuttling down the alleyway
>its waddling like a midget toddler
>corner it
>two big pillows with legs huddled in a corner
>three tinier pillowthings hiding behind one
>the pink one steps up to me
>it puffs out its cheeks
>shouts at me like the fisherman's dumb child
DUMMAH HOOMIN! WEAVE OW GET OWWIES!

>instant laughter
>this little thing is threatening me
>it starts headbutting my boot with a nub of a horn
HAB OWWIES!
>almost shit myself from laughing
>wouldnt be the first time Ive shat on duty
>it squares up to me
DUMMAH!
>it shoots a light out of its horn
>slavewut.portrait
>this pillow is a witch

>>737868577
>grab it
HEY! WET SMAWTY DOWN!
>shout in its face
FILTHY WITCH!
>throw it down to the cobblestone road
>it lands with a squish
>other ones are now panicking
>they're probably witches aswell
>grab the big one by the neck
GHAK! PWEES! NU GIB HUWTIES!
>tinier ones fall off of its back
>they start writhing around
eek! Whew mummah? Nee miwkies!
>crush them with my boot
>cant risk any witchcraft in my city
>hold up the witch high above my head
>townspeople and peasants scared shitless
What de bloody 'ell is dat 'orrible fing?
>walking up the church
>it leaves a trail of diarrhea on the way
>probably more witchery
>show the thing to the priest
WE MUST TEST IF THIS BEAST IS A WITCH OR NOT!
PWEAS! FWUFFY NU WICH! FWUFFY AM FWUFFY!
>gather townspeople to the local pond
>priest ties its tiny leg things together
>toss into pond
>if it floats its not a witch
>this is foolproof method kills all witches
>witches hate water
>throw the tied up thing into pond
>sinks like a sack of shit
>watch for two minutes
>nothing comes up
>hallelujah
>later that night
>priest hosts a feast to celebrate the witches death
>the local whore fucks me for free
>get promoted to captain of the guard
>best day ever

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>Be me sitting in my office at work grinding away the days pulling reports
>I had dreams once, now I have a wife and a mortgage.
>I sigh and look out the window. At least I have a window at this job. My last one was in a soulless cubicle. Here my workspace is on the third floor of an old converted house a few minutes walk from downtown.
>Screw it, its close enough to lunch, Im going for a walk.
>I head down stairs, open po-go, and walk out towards the park.
> I make it about a block before I check my tracker, holy shit theres a tyranitar!
> 12 minutes left, 6 blocks. I run for it.
> So this is my fuckin life now, screw it again, bitch has perfect IVs.
> My lungs are burning by the time I get there, but I get there. I was worried Id have to hop a fence but I found an alley.
> It smells like shit, doesnt matter. I whip out my phone, tap the screen, and GPS signal not found.
> Fuck, fuck, fuck!
> I curse, loudly, kick a dumpster, and bend over gasping for air.
> *chirp*, the hell? It sounds like theres a baby bird stuck in the dumpster.
> I open the lid and look in but only see trash.
> I've gotta get back to the office, Im already way over time, but Im curious so I look around a bit more.
> Behind the dumpster I find the source of the noise and the stink.
> Its a dead racoon, no its one of those fluffy things. I didnt think they had made it up into Canada yet with the cold and all.
>*chirp* again, its coming from the dead fluff?
> I pocket my phone and roll the dumpster away from the wall for a better look.
> Fighting back the desire to puke I push the brown green lump out of the way with the tip of my shoe.
> There are 4 dead foals, and now I do throw up a little. One looks like a half formed janus cat, two are missing limbs, the last one doesnt look like much more then a bloody lump of shit.
>*chirp*, fuck me its still alive.
> looking at its half formed brothers and rotting carcase of a mother I raise my foot to do the humaine thing.

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>>737869224
>Hey! What are you doing back there someone yells feom the head of the alley.
>I quickly bring down my foot and hold up my phone. Rare pokemon, I yell back. He gurmbles and tells me to walk on. Im about to when I feel a tug at my shoelace.
>Crap, I missed when that guy distracted me.
> Looking down to see what kind of a half stomped mess I have to deal with now I see the foal sucking desperatly on the end of my shoelace.
> The little shits tenacious, Ill give it that. Against my better judgment I scoop the crusty little thing into my hand and get out of the alley before that guy calls the cops or something.
> I get back to the office and my boss gives me the stink eye for being late.
> I get back to my comouter and hide the foal in a box of kleenex. Ill figure out what to do with it later.
> Spend the rest of the afternoon pretending to work while researching fluffies on my phone. No way Im letting that shit end up in my work browser history
> This fluffy shit is messed up, by mid afternoon its got me curious though. Apperently som colors are actually worth a few bucks.
>Around two I take the kleenex box into thr bathroom and rince the foal off gently in the sink.
>Once I get the blood, shit, and after birth off the foal is a shivering white Pegasus. Score, Wiki says thats worth something.
> I check it over for deformities, and other than a bit of a weirdly shaped head it seems to be normal
>The foals eyes arent open yet but its still chirping weakly and shoving itself around my hand looking for warmth or food
>I wrap it up in a tissue and put it back into its kleenex box. I really do need to get some work done
> Now that its warmed up the foal wont stop chirping. My boss is looking around trying to figure out what the noise is
>Thankfully he decides its a mouse and Im able to shut the foal up with a creamer and coffee straw from the breakroom
> Maybe I can get to the end of the day without explaining to HR why Im hiding a tiny horse in my desk

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>>737869345
>Or so I think until the foal shits the bed. Kleenex, whatever.
>Its only a creamer full but my desk drawer reaks. I guess cow milk doesn't agree with fluffy digestion. Or who knows maybe they all smell like this, they are horses afterall.
>Its four and everyone is looking for the smell now. I make up some BS about rats dying in the walls and take my kleenex box to the bathroom again.
>I wash the liquid shit out of the foals fluff and throw out half the Kleenex. Its chirping for food again but looks better than before. I find a quiet stall and feed the foal another creamer.
>By the time Im done and Ive cleaned the little shit factory againits five.
>Thank god today is over I decide as the foal hugs my thumb and I bundle it gently into the ladt of the kleenex before hiding it in my pocket and making for the door.
>Im way behind on work, and everyone probably thinks I shit myself but whatever. I can catch up tomorrow and once I hit an exotic pet store I should be up about a hunded bucks.
>Once I make it back to my car I transfer the foal to an old coffee cup to keep it out of trouble and get my first propper look at it now that its had a chance to dry. Its actually kinda cute when its not shitting or crying and is it just me or does it already look bigger?
>Its probably just the fluff drying I decide pulling out my phone and looking up a pet store.

>>737865883
NO NO NO NO. MUST KILL SUFFER PAIN NI GOOD SLEEP BAD BAD NOW NOW NOW NEED PAIN NEED DIE NEED SUFFER NOW NOW NOW WHY NO HURT WHY NO SCREAMS OF BLOODY DEATH AND AGONY DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>737869715
Alright, spaz, go take your meds.

>>737865226
Just like any vermin all it takes is a lucky couple to find a great spot to breed and bang! Lots of ferals all over. So just one "hotspot" could provide ferals for an entire town.

>>737869531
More?

>>737855180
Czech republic, mate, Czech republic.

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The real gem of this pic: the shitty mother getting one of her foals getting killed by a bird while she's too busy being a cunt.

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Oh god, carp helped perpetuate the shitty "bad babbeh" trope...I'm not sure how to feel about this.

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>>737869531
> I get to the pet store about half an hour later and the foal is crying for food again. Hold on little guy Ill be rid of you soon.
> I walk in holding the coffee cup and the kid working the desk says hello.
> Do you guys buy pets?
> Na man, all our pups come from local shelters.
> How about more exotic pets I ask opening the cup.
>The kid looks at me like Im crazy. Put that shit away man, are you trying to get us shut down.
>What?
>I dont know what you've heard or where you got that but fluffies are classed as an invasive species. You cant sell them in Canada, cant keep them, cant even legally kill them.
>So your saying Im stuck with this thing?
>He jestures to the snake tank. I look into the cup and consider it for a moment. The foal is scrambling to climb up the sides and sliding pathetically back down. Shit.
> So what do these things eat anyway I ask. I tried cream and it shot right through it.
>That happens the kid says. You could try pet formula.
> I look at the rather small can of powder, its fifty bucks. I sigh and the kid shrugs towards the snake again.
>Thanks I say sarcastically as I hand him my credit card and he rings me up.
>Oh and I just to give you the heads up I have to report your fluffy to animal control he says.
> Think you could have mentioned that earlier I say snatching my credi card back.
> Dinner is cold and wife is pissed by the time make it home. I decide animal control isnt a fight I want to have tonight and leave the coffee cup in the car for now.

>>737872211
Snot nosed brat.

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Straight. Up. Cold.

Has fluffy cannibalism always been canon? What's the logic? They're incredibly empathic creatures, especially toward one another.

>>737869715
Shouldn't you be in summer school?

>>737872759
IM 25 AND FEEL THE HUNGER FOR SCREAMS SCREAMS IF THE DAMNED AND ROTTEN FOR TO IS SEE THEIR PAIN IS MY FAP MATERIAL I NEED SHITTY SHITS TO SUFFER WHEN THEY SUFFER MY SOUL GETS A BONER AND JIZZES RAINBOWS ALL OVER CREATION OH FUCK YEAH FUCK YES TO SEE THEM SUFFER IT'S SOOOOOOO GOOD WHY WHY CANT THE BAD SUFFER ALL THE TIME WHY CANT THEY DIE THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE BETTER YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE SEARCH YOUR BOWELS FOR THE TRUTH TO KILL THEM ALL IS FOR THE GOOD TO PROSPER TO THRIVE TO GROW AND ACHIEVE THE GREAT THE GREAT THE GREATEST THEY CAN AS LONG AS THE FILTHY DEGENERATE SHIT BREATHS THAT INFEST OUR UTOPIA MEET WITH THE END OF ENDS THE DEATH OF DYING DEATH IF THEY BLEED IF THEY SCREAM IF THEY ERUPT IN GLORIOUS AGONY THEIR VILE IMPURE DISGUSTING FECAL PERSONALITIES WOULD FOREVER DISAPPEAR FROM OUR WORLD YES YES YES YOU KNOW THIS IT CLAWS AT YOU AT YOU SOUL AT YOUR HEART LIKE A TIGER ON COCAINE IT RIDES YOUR MIND WITH ITS MIGHTY PENIS OF JUDGEMENT FOR THOSE WHO SIN AGAINST THE ONE TRUE PATH.
SUBMIT
SUBMIT
GIVE YOUR MIND TO THE SUPERIOR TEACHINGS
MAY YOUR BODY WALK THE SUPERIOR PATH
AND YOU SHALL KNOW THE TRUE POTENTIAL OF MAN
YES YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>>737873530
Take your meds.

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>>737872687
There's no canon per se. Only a set of 'guidelines' that some adhere to while others don't. If you want cannibal fluffies, you can have them. They can resort to cannibalism to prevent starvation, to provide milk for their foals or just out of assholeness. Or there doesn't have to be any cannibalism whatsoever. Your call.

>>737873588
Please don't feed it.

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>>737873530
Sombody needs a hug

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>>737872411
Straight. Up. Gold.

>>737874463
:/ Poor little alicorn....

Hewwo! Dis goofbaww! AMA!

>>737872687
In my headcanon there are animal instincts which the cobbled together higher consciousness of a fluffy doesn't necessarily understand or enjoy. A good fluffy might eat a carcass practically against his waking will when starving and be greatly traumatized by that.

>>737874993
That's complex and horrifying. I like it. Not for my headcanon, but it's interesting.

>>737872687
Its either born out of
A: Necessity, theres no other food
B: Its born a cannibal

>>737873588
THEY MADE MY CREATIVITY DIE I NEED IDEAS IDEAS FOR THE TORTURE I WILL BRING
FUCKING KYLE ILL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN BODY WHILE I RAPE YOUR GRANDMOTHERS BONES.
FINGERNAILS, HAND BONES, THEN THE ARMS BOTH PARTS SEPARATELY, PEEL THE SKIN, MAKE THEM CHEW, SAUTE THEIR EARS NICE AND CRISPY, CHOP CHOP THEIR NIPPLES OFF, MAKE THEIR INNIE INTO AN OUTIE, TURN THEIR PENIS INSIDE OUT SHOVE THEIR BALLS IN SAUERKRAUT SERVE WITH MUSTARD AND A STOUT SOMETHING RANCID GUINNESS MAYBE MIXED WITH CREAM AND BLOOD OF BABIES FULL OF RABIES AND SOME SCABIES AFTER THAT YOUR KNEES ILL BREAK SERVE YOUR FLANK UP LIKE A STEAK A NICE NECKLACE YOUR TOES WILL MAKE AND A PIE OF SHIT I'LL BAKE JUST FOR YOU A TASTY TREAT THEN I MOVE TO YOUR ASS MEAT I RIP THE MUSCLE SCRATCH THE BONE JIZZ ALL OVER AS YOU MOAN WHEN I HEAR RING FROM YOUR PHONE I TAKE SOME PICS WHILE WE'RE ALONE TO SEND THEM TO YOUR SWEET OLD MOM ALONG WITH A NICE BIG BOMB THEN THEY ALL GO BOOM WITH A BANG BUT NOW I MOVE ONTO YOUR FANGS PULL ON PULL TWO PULL THREE AND FOUR NOW YOU'RE SCREAMING ON THE FLOOR YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE THROUGH THAT DOOR NOT THROUGH ALL YOUR FETID GORE PULL THE GUTS THE GOOP THE BRAIN NOW YOU'RE GOING QUITE INSANE AHHH YOU'RE DEAD GOOD NOW FOR SOME MOXIE

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>>737875130

>>737875130
M... mistah....yu otay? Scawing goofbaww

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>>737873884

>>737874565
> attention whoring

These threads aren't for rp. At the very least bump with fluffy pics.... maybe try one thread without self promoting ok?

>>737874565
Hi goofball. Have your neighbors been shooting off fireworks, or bottle rockects, or firing guns in the air? Mine have, and it's the most goddamned thing in existence.

>>737875354
Goofbaww nu nu wha mistah mean. Owny wan teww mistahs bout wat it wike du be fwuffy.

>>737874565
Ugh get out with this shit! REEEEEEE

>>737875413
Goofbaww wan no no stick!

>>737875471
fuck off fag this rp stuff is one of the few reasons I keep coming back to these threads

>>737875413
Goofbaww nu hewe anyting wike dat. In safe woom wif Tankaway, Biwwy, an Citwus. Daddy weave fwat teebee fo goofbaww do tawk do mistahs an watch pwetty wite show on fwuffy teebee!

>>737875086
Another case is puberty, where the kid friendly engineering of the fluffy prevents the domestic fluffy quite effectively from understanding what is happening to him, and what those feels are.

An example is the mare having to see babbehs on fluffy TV to make sense of her reproductive needs.

The fluffy brain is a complex rickety jury rigg on a foundation of mismatched spliced together instincts. quite the little wonder, isn't it?

>>737875637
It's more fun to study than destroy.

>>737875471
Wa am shit? You otay mistah?

>>737875541
Goofbaww nu wan nu nu!

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>>737875593
It bothers a lot of us. People are just too nice to point that out. And why rp anyway? Are you 12?

>>737875623
You're lucky then, because all this noise is gonna make me lose sleep. Not that I needed it, but still.

Do you watch anything besides Fluff TV?

>>737875768
Doesn't bother me, either. No more than first person stories on the booru. Just interactive. This Goofball guy doesn't get to annoying or do anything to out there. It's kind of educational and easy enough to follow.

>>737875768
You want to talk to another adult who is pretending to be a small retard horse? Do you see how fucked that is? Are you so desperate for conversation?

This is the Chocofag all over again

>>737875920
Was meant for >>737875593

>>737875874
Sowwy mistah nu get sweepies. Daddeh wet goofbaww watch scawy mobie pictaws. Goofbaww wub mistah Jason!

>>737875768
Fuck man i hate that

>>737875978
I disagree. Chocofag eats up image space.

>>737876019
Does your dad ever put on any other channels? How about Nickelodeon?

>>737876163
Sometimes Fwuffy get pown!

>>737868577
>>737868610
Nice.

>>737876163
Nu in safe woom. Sometime daddeh watch oddeh stuff on teebee. Goofbaww mostwy bowed by daddeh teebee, do goofbaww nap.

>>737876105
Yes but this eats up brain cells

>>737875700
Indeed, and even if you destroy it will be more vivid if you see the details and nuances of what is happening.

>>737876361
Then don't read it.

>>737876442
I agree with them man. And it's hard to know which posts to ignore right away. Wouldn't you rather have a fluffy thread that didn't feature Andy six? Yes you can ignore it but god it's so much better without it

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All things pass.

>>737876561
This is hardly on Andy Six level. And it's on topic.

>>737876561
I'd rather have a /b without andy six. But I don't expect that to happen anytime soon

>>737875623
How are your friends?

This is probably the gayest thing that has ever happened here.
Cuck threads are miles above this.

>>737876807
Biwwy an Citwus sweeping in cona. Tankaway next do goofbaww wookin at goofbaww funneh fo tawkin do mistahs.

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another creator here. haven't done much but i'm up for simple requests.

>>737876661
I know but we can try..
>>737876648
It's becoming about self promotion at this point when people rp in these threads. Plus the Andy six stuff is usually also loosely related

>>737876899
This has been going on for at least a week. Why is everyone bitching now?

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>>737876899
You'll fit right in with us. Enjoy your stay. Can I get you a strawberry sherbet with a parasol?

>>737876990
How simple are we talking here?

>>737876993
Could just be an exercise in lore building.

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>>737872211
>Few hours later and the wife is asleep watching grays anatomy. Im sneaking out to the car with an eyedropper and some freashly mixed pet formula. FYI powdered formula smells like shit. Or at least thats what i think until I get into the car.
> I open the lid on the coffee cup and find the foal half drowned in it own shit and crying up a storm. Jesus, I cant leave you alone for a minute can I?
> After rolling down the windows I put the lid back on the cup and head inside to clean up the foal again. Two oz of creamer should not be able make this much mess
>I close the door and freeze. My wife is moving around on the couch. Whats that small babe? She asks half asleep.
> Nothing hun, I think theres a skunk outside or something I lie as I bee line for the bathroom.
>Once Im safely locked in I run some warm water into the sink and set the foal gently in. I guess the warmth relaxes it and the tiny horse voids whatever its got left.
> After I run some freash water the foal chirps contentedly as I hold its head above water with my finger and rinse off the shit from its powder white fluff.
> Somehow the tiny shivering foal looks even more pathetic wet as I lift it out of the sink put it on a fluffy towl to dry off being extra careful of its tiny wing nubbs.
> After drying the little fuzball off the foal the foal greedily devours 3 droppers of the stinky formula and falls asleep hugging my thumb.
>Hold on a second, theres somekind of weird bump on its head.
> Great dont tell me. Its eyes arent even open yet and the little bugger has already given itself brain damage trying to get out of its shit cup.
>I sigh, carfully remove the baby from my finger, and build it a little nest out of toilet paper in the towel drawer under the sink before disposing of its shit cup and heading to my laptop for a little more fluffy research.

>>737877109
Lore for one oc? Why not do rp with them elsewhere? Like on skype or something

>>737877197
Looks like he's adding more OC at the present.

>>737876959
Are they all mares?

>>737877095
well art-wise, pretty much anything. I just can't really do colors, since I'm being lazy.

>>737877262
What?

>>737876990
Fluffy getting scared by something ordinary.

>>737877322
Dancie babbeh

>>737877280
Nu. Jus Tankaway an Citwus. Biwwy am stawwion. Nu as stwong as goofbaww hehe!

>>737877322
Can you draw this scene from reservoir dogs, only with a fluffy in place of a cop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGqB6JIUzBo

>>737876990
Happy soon mummah

>>737877028
Its been going on for wayyyyy longer than a week amigo.

>>737877091
No thanks im already gay.

>>737876303
Ask your dad to put on human cartoons every once in a while. They might entertain you

>>737877657
Wike wut?

>>737877512
Well, you can be gay without being a faggot and you can be a faggot without being gay. Or, you can be both.

>>737875768
DO YOU INSTEAD WISH FOR THE KWEH TO RETURN SHUT UP RETARD BITCH SHIT THIS IS 9001 TIMES BETTER THAN KWEH

>>737877695
I never said Kweh was good either but hey go ahead and keep assuming shit

>>737876019
ANNNNNNNND IN WALKS THE RAPE WALRUS RAUR RAUR RAUR RAUR RAUR GET READY FOR A BUTT BLASTING MR LONG LASTING CAUSE THE WALRUS IS WET AND HUNGRY FOR SUM FUCK

>>737877692
I liked SpongeBob when I was a kid. You might too.

>>737877911
Screen shot saved. That's fucking gold

>>737877911
...wut?

>>737877951
Spogeboob....I teww daddeh next teebee time!

>faggot booru mods make a discord
>name wetfluff as one of the discord mods
lol

>>737878081
It never appeared to me that the Discord mods weren't doing their job, so what's the problem?

>>737878042
You do that.

You have any toys?

>>737877381
here ya go. sorry i'm rushing and bad at phones.

>>737872143
You're a faggot, Foxhoarder.

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>>737878374
forgot to attach file. shit.