These three block your path. What's your response?
>>737817116
HADOKEN
Turn 360 and walk away.
get on your knees
rape all 3 and go to jail
>>737817116
get the fuck away from my locker
MODS MODS MODS
>>737817116
No they don't
o shit it's jordan jones
Say hello to my little friend
I start talking to them, they usually leave after "Hi"
>>737818140
molest
>>737817116
>block your path
how can your path block itself?
Push through them
get an erection
>>737817116
"Excuse me."
"get to class. bell rings in 2 minutes"
>>737817205
I laughed
>>737817116
Grab them by the pussy
>making amerifats great again.
give them the rape they are asking for....
>>737817116
If you take the sum of their ages, they might be about my age, so really, if I get all of them at the same time, I'm just fucking a girl my age, right?
Nice try FBI
>>737817116
>empty my cum jar on them
>shove my fingers into the left one's asshole
>sniff
>shove into the middle's mouth
>turn 360
>walk away
Stand aside!
>>737817116
What do you think these girl smell like?
All three are cute but damn that one in the middle though. Wew.
>>737818052
Fuck off
>>737818420
Funny, i say this every day. (I'm a teacher)
>>737817116
Start fisting them in whatever hole I see fit
>>737817116
Excuse me
>>737818052
autism much?
>>737819232
Cell Saga?
I'd teleport behind them then say "Nothing personal kid."
>>737818052
CANCER CANCER CANCER
>>737818005
At least you don't run away from your problems like some filthy joggers
>>737817116
I'd open the door, get on the floor.
>>737817210
You'd still walk into them....
>>737819695
thats the joke dumbass
>>737817116
Throw the ugly one out the window, then take my place in between the cuties.
>>737819695
Sure is summer in here.
>>737817116
Marry. Also marry. Kill.
>>737819805
>>737817116
fuck, kill, marry
>>737818662
You forgot to tip your fedora, faggot.
>>737817116
What the fuck would I be doing at an elementary school?
Also, OP is a fag.
>>737817116
>unzips penis
>>737817116
pull my cock out.
ask em if anyone wants it.
go home and contemplate suicide when all three of them laugh at how pathetically small it is.
eat ice cream. because fuck, why not.
>>737817116
This has been said but I would also grab them by their pussy. We have a perv..err, president that would not object
>>737820023
size?
>>737819908
>>737820023
>>737820045
>>737819855
>>737819805
>>737819352
>>737819294
>>737818485
>>737818376
They're below 18! How can you get turned on?
>>737820182
about 3.25 fully erect.
>>737820211
I know!! It bottles the mind.
>>737820304
It'll never happen so it's a mute point.
>>737820211
because theyre adorable.
and theyre pussies are probably amazingly tight.
>>737817116
Middle one gets fucked first and hardest.
>>737820211
You're missing the point
Discuss the gospel with them and tell them why its wrong. Convert them to islam because its the only way
>>737820211
Humans are supposed to mate at 13 years old.
>You are not normal if you don't want to sleep with a young girl at their peak.
Blocking on the strength of one threat is a very risky gamble.
What if I didn't care about them being in my way?
Or what if I could just make them immobile?
I've already sown the seed of the death plant in their bodies.
And it's had plenty of time to take root.
I have but to will it and it will instantly bloom.
I'm afraid there won't be anything left of their pitiful life after that.
>>737820304
>>737820346
>bottles
>mute
>>737817116
whats up girls you like to party
>>737817116
>>737817116
He found himself walking along an american TV highschool filled with anachronistic memorabilia, looking up to see the applause and laughter signs of a saved by the bell revival and then looking down to the strange visage of three tweens too short to be dressed as candy ravers blocking a path to which his response was the logical: "who's yer screech"
>>737820503
But society is telling me thinking below 18 are hot is unnaceptable
>>737820503
Mohammed, according to the Koran, the age is 6
>>737820211
>innocent
>young and "pure"
>legs
>cute
>starting to get curves
etc etc
>>737820211
they are good looking. wouldnt be my favorite type but saying that they are ugly or just not attractive would be a lie.
and when scientist tested the percentage of men and woman who find underaged girls/boys attractive the numbers where quite high.
>>737820629
but other societies say 17 is ok. others say 16 is ok. others 15, others 14, others 13, others 12, others puberty, and that's before you even get to mudslimes....
>>737820708
LIAR. Mo-ham-head and the koran say you can only have oral sex and anal sex with your bride when she's 6. when she's 9, THEN you can have vaginal sex. (would be funny if it wasn't true and practiced still)
>>737820503
>13 yo is peak
Their peaks is when they've reached their maximum titty and ass potential, which is not when they are 13 retard
>>737820749
young girls feet are the best.
especially when theyre nice and stinky.
>>737820798
>>737820708
>>737820798
Ha,ha,ha
>>737820919
that one is great! more pls!
>>737820541
>>737821276
so someone makes a joke, beeing sarcastic or ironic and you dont get it... that makes the other guy retarded?
>>737821371
I was aware that there were two possibilities. You, on the other hand, seem quite surprised now that you see that there were two possibilities.
At least now you know. Enjoy the summer, friend.
>>737817116
"Ok girls, let's see who can prove they can be the biggest girl and give the best BJ?"
>>737820211
>They're below 18!
I know it's great
>>737817205
Fuckin Kyle
>>737819695
This is the joke of the day.
ask how old middle and left one are, if they are at least 14 then id take whichever one is easiest to fuck.
>legal age of consent in russia and germany being 14,Proper country morals
>Fuck off you summer fag kikes
>>737821713
>legal age of consent in russia and germany being 14
No wonder my grandpa moved there
>>737821713
14 that's much to old don't settle Anon you'll find yourself that plump juicy toddler one day
>>737821808
acutaly in germany its more cimplicated.
if you fuck an 14 year old you are doing something illigal when you are 18+
but only the 14 year old girl can take a turn against you. If she doesnt, nobody is able to punish you.
Once shes 16 she is simply legal, as long as you dont offered her money to have sex with you. Something intresting is that if you make her an present f.e. an iphone in exchange for sex - thats a grey area.
dunno how it is in russia maybe somoen knows that
How would everyone feel if i said im 19 and almost 20 and i would fuck chicks 14 and up, they're fucking attractive, theyre developed enough for the D
>>737821979
I prefer not to know this. 14 is all I need. Wonder how much a flight would cost
>>737817116
"Get the fuck out of my way, I will fucking laser you."
>>737822159
we're used to you being a faggot. we feel nothing.
>>737822220
James, plz
>>737817116
Punch the face of that slut on the middle and kick the pussy of the skank on right and slap the shit out of that ugly bitch then put a knee on her belly.
>>737822170
Freedomlang reserves the right to hunt down its own citizens that bang under 16 while abroad.
>>737817116
"u ever tried penis flavored bubble gum, toots?"
>>737822809
wat's it taste like?
>>737821979
Siehste, nun weiß ich bescheid, los gehts!
Columbine
>>737822840
salty milk and coins
>>737823010
just like daddy!
>>737818005
Not so fast. Fly all 3 to sweden. Then rape and claim your a refugee. 2 weeks probation.
"If Your Erection Should Last More Than 4 Hours seek medical assistance"
>>737817116
offer them each $20 for the panties they are wearing at the moment
>>737818157
8čhân.nêt/creep/catalog.htmľ
>>737817116
Why the fuck is my path directly into some lockers??
"Do you believe in Santa or should I smash through your chimney as something else?"
>>737823423
this doesn't exist
>>737822746
Meh
>>737817116
Kill, fuck, marry
>>737824422
Can' disagree that
>>737817116
This.. to each one.. when they turn 18 of course..
>>737817116
Fuck all of them but Jordyn first
>>737819291
at that age: mainly fuck me pheromones obviously
>>737819695
Kill yourself faggot
>>737824610
this is nice
>>737818333
Kek
>>737819695
Welcome newfriend
>>737824864
It's Chloe first for me. She's clearly the purest of the group.
>>737826103
>purest
each one of them has had more sex partners already than you will have in your entire life
>>737820378
This.
>>737826617
>>737826621
Probably have all fucked by now.
No girl behaves that adult and doesn't get the D. Even if it's a mini-d in her age bracket.
>>737817116
"I'm not Santa Claus, but ho ho ho"
>>737823964
what is that?
>>737827286
what is what?
>>737828024
what is love?
>>737821371
other guy = you
>>737817116
I'd shit on their feet and asked if I made them horny.
>>737826965
Maybe they're sadistic cockteases.
>>737817116
>What's your response
Right girls, who want's to play a game of fuck, marry, kill?
>>737817116
Creampie in all of them
>>737817116
whats under your skirts
>>737819695
Fuck off you god-fearing egg salad
Take out my iphone. Start rolling the video and tell them if you don't move away, I'm going to catch your panties on camera. If they still won't move, SCORE!
>>737830854
>god-fearing egg salad
kek
>>737817116
have you seen her shit skin boyfriend? bye bye boner....