REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Is she guaranteed to be hot?

>>737808969
Yuuu

>>737808969
May god help us

>>737809046
Good point

>>737808969
Lies

>>737808969
worth a chance

okay

>>737808969
Man I wana punch that girl

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>>737808969
What will I tell my wife?

>>737808969

I reply to this thread all the time, still don't have a girlfriend.

This thread is a lie. I think it has the reverse effect.

Reporting in.

bottoms up and the devil laughs

>>737808969
this pic makes me want to choke her as i fuck her

>>737808969
fuck it ive got nothing better to look forward too.

ok

X FOR DOUBT

Bless me op

I don't usually believe in this sort of stuff, but I've got nothing to lose.

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what is up

*wipes Pepe's bottom*

What happened with your face?

>>737808969

A man can dream

pls

>>737808969
Shes so cute

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>>737808969

SO BE IT

give me a chance

>>737808969
Alright

>>737808969
lol

>>737808969
nothing to lose desu

>>737808969
What the hell, I'm willing to give it a shot.

>>737808969

pls

why not?

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>>737808969
yes

Pls ;(

Huuuu.....

J

>>737808969
Will she not be fat

>>737808969
Here's hoping, lad

Pls yes

>>737808969
We've been through this before OP, nobody gets gfs in these threads.

pls work

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>>737808969
Girlfriend (male), please.

lets waste 3 months!!!

>>737808969
Ill take the bait fuck it

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Hoping for the best cuz why not

>>737808969
vale <3

yay pussy

>>737808969
aye

Is it her though?

>>737810816
whos this semen demon

>>737808969
ok

>>737808969
listen to godspeed you! black emperor please

Fine oh mighty OP, Curse me with yet another drain on my resources, sanity, and time(doing nothing)

Please

5th times the charm

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Get on this dick by tomorrow

>>737808969
aewoo

>>737808969
eho's the girl on the pic?

Im pretty desperate

be it a Dame from my French class pls

>>737808969

Pls

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>>737808969
awebo

>>737808969
Berkshire Hunt

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>>737808969
awiwi

>>737808969
as long as she isnt a fatty

You do understand that if this doesn't work I W I L L be pressing charges

>>737808969
I'm gay

Ok

pls make me happy

My girlfriend will not be happy

Doubtful, but might as well give it a shot.

fiuohpsezsne

Please god

Shiiit bettes reply

Jews did 9/11

>>737808969

Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylala...
ylglutaminylprolylleucylglutaminylsery...
lserylthreonylalanylthreonylphenylalan...
rylglycylphenylalanylprolylvalylprolyl...
lanylarginylaspartylglycylglutaminylva...
nylleucylprolylglycylvalylglutaminylis...
ylglycylarginylalanyllysylleucylthreon...
llysylalanylasparaginylserylglycylargi...
eonylasparaginylglycylserylglycylgluta...
nylglutamylleucylleucylvalyllysylalany...
asparaginylphenylalanylvalylglutaminyl...
ylthreonylvalylarginylglutaminylglycyl...
utaminylvalylarginylvalylthreonylglycy...
lylvalyllysylphenylalanyl...

fuck it

>>737808969
Leggo

>>737808969
okay

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>>737808969
>gf
Waifus are superior.

Oke

Fuck it

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thank god

>>737808969
Probably bait but I'm lonely

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>>737808969
This thread never works...
I know it, I post here every fucking time...

Plz...

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R....Really?

K

>>737808969
plz

k

>>737808969
im just gonna stay at home and see where this is going.

after 25 years, im so desperate i can fall for this kind of thread...

Pls

Pls

К

Why not

Work you magic thread

Work your magic thread

Eh, fuck it. Can't hurt anything.

Im so fucking hopeless that i gotta reply

Mind to tell us how

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>>737808969
ANON PLEASE TELL US ABOUT THE GIRL IS SHE FINE?
I KNOW SHE'S LOCKED UP IN YOUR BASEMENT LET HER OUT

>>737808969
Don't let me down

in all my willingly power i wish this was true.

Nigger

pls

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>>737808969

please

Might as well

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>>737808969
where are these fine ladies that desire this turbdick

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>>737808969
taking your word

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>>737809309

reply

>>737808969
Lets see then

My only hope

not likely

fuckit

That be nice

lolo

>>737808969
Why u lyiin'

Ye

>>737808969
???

Fuck it.

I hope you're right OP

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>>737813786
FUKKEN REPLY

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Nice try, I don't leave my house

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get me gf

Ok

Wow

u kno it

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>>737808969
Jonathan Joestar dies in that ship, Ceasar Zeppeli dies as well, so does kakyoin, Avdol, Iggy. Dio gets killed by Josuke, Joseph joester dies but doesn't really die, and Yoshikage Kira dies by getting ran over from an ambulance.
:)

Longcat wills it

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>>737814698

G

>>737808969
fuck you nig

>>737808969
Dun

>>737808969
But what if I don't like her?

lel

>>737808969
That's an inconvenient date for me though

>>737815295
lel

well since i have a date tomorrow

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>>737814474
ANON PLEASE

This is Pretty Cool, lets show it Chad or brad

>>737808969
i didn't come here for posting a reply but to ask wtf is behind OP's pic? I've seen it several times and was wondering wtf is it

>>737808969
I wont

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>>737815560
I used google reverse search on that
No source, redirects to twitter, steam and 4chan
The oldest results all come from these threads, that started popping around this june, which makes me believe he's the one who snapped it
Also the filename, looks like the automatic name assigned to photos on a smartphone

I tried asking him directly
BUT HE NEVER FUCKING ANSWERS
BECAUSE HE'S A HUGE CUNT
FUKKEN ANSWER ME
FAGGOT

cool

K then.

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>>737815912

Oh OK

>>737808969
k den get me hot girl ;)

fukkkk fine

Lol toast

Sure

>>737815912
oh, thought it was some meme that i missed

is he making her beg for bacon? Like when you but a cookie on a dog's nose?

>>737808969
Cool

>>737808969
rollerino

Fuck me NOW

>>737808969
it worked for me last time, so lets give it another chance

sadness

oh great

>>737808969
Boy oh boy!

I hope this works

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>>737808969
Will I get free shipping?

>>737808969
Ok

Nah

K

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>>737816098
I'D REALLY FUCKING LIKE TO KNOW

>>737808969
FUCKING ANSWER ME
WHO'S SHE? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
ANSWER MEEEE

>>737808969
these never work, fuck you gimme gf ;-;

>>737808969
Who kicked her ass?

You're lying

>>737808969
Q-Q hope so

>>737816274
Your frustration is the only entertaining thing on 4chan right now.
I too want the context behind the image...

Requesting human gf

I do like chickens tho

>>737808969
sure why not

>>737808969
One gf please

Heres hoping

>>737808969
:( i must try

Please

>>737808969
ok

>>737808969
HOLY FUCK I KNOW THIS GIRL
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER?
WHO ARE YOU OP???

pls

>>737808969

>>737808969
sad bois

;-;

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>>737808969
No I won't

>>737808969
responded

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>>737816615
THEN FIND A WAY TO HELP, YOU USELESS COCK SOCK

>>737808969
ANSWER ME
YOU
YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

Meh... I've replied to dumber shit.

it never works..

i wish

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>>737817103

Exactly.

>>737808969. Funny

Ez

worth a chance

Yay

>>737808969
noce

>>737808969
really?

>>737808969
well why not

>>737808969
>>>737808969
>HOLY FUCK I KNOW THIS GIRL
>WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER?
>WHO ARE YOU OP???
>>737817075
What if shes locked in basement and the only clues given to where she disapeared to are images on 4chan

>>737808969
Why the fuck not?
Please give me a girlfriend, 4chan gods

>>737808969
haha, no i fucking won't :D

>>737808969

boys will be boys, losers will be losers.

K, thanks

Please God let this be true

>>737808969
kek

Where ya from OP?

:(

please

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>>737817567

mandy pls

>>737808969
fucking finally

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>>737808969
What the hell is with that picture?
You took that shit with your phone you fucking nigger

But I don't want a gf anon

Rollin' for the win

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>>737808969
I just want my ex back...

only if it's you OP <3

>>737818079
>>737817075
>>737816274

Okay I got some info on the image

I found the image in /v/ its file name
1493039448883.jpg
on /bant/ I found it as
1494026396820.jpg

>>737808969
PLEASE
JESUS CHRIST
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>>737808969
yeah ill bite

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>>737808969
Bull fucking shit.

>>737808969
k lel

>>737817972
who mandy

>>737808969
qt3.14 come sit on me

>>737808969
Yes, YES, YEEESSSSSS

>>737808969
Lies I will never get gf

>>737808969
i wish

ta 2 razy

>>737808969
done

>>737808969
liar

Never

>>737808969
why not?

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>please be hot

grill

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sure I'll have

>>737819052
at this point I don't think i'd really mind either way

>>737808969
Sounds fake as fuck

Doesn't hurt to try

>>737808969
can't hurt.

>>737819136
nah /b/ro

>>737808969

Thin white girl with nice feet and a cute face. Please.

Imma try

>>737808969
yuh

Test

>>737808969
replyyyyyyy

Gotta give it a shot

I normally don't reply to these. Maybe that's my problem

>>737808969
Tickle my nipples

>>737808969
yess

>>737808969
Faggot

I call bullshit but what do I have to lose?

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Heck

I just want nati

>>737808969
Nice bot thread

shitdick

>>737808969
why not

>>737808969
Nice pic op

pls

>>737808969
pls

shit I wish

>>737808969
gotta give it a try

Boi

Please

Buying gf

>>737818365
OP FUCKING HAS A FILENAME THAT LOOKS LIKE A SMARTPHONE DEFAULT NAME
THOSE FAGGOTS HAVE A FILENAME AUTOMATICALLY ASSIGNED FROM 4CHAN
THOSE FAGGOTS FUCKIN SAVED IT FROM HERE
YOU DUMB CUNT

>>737818079
OH MR. CUM RAG, WE DON'T FUCKIN KNOW
YOU THINK I'D BE STRESSING OVER HERE IF I KNEW?

>>737817567
JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE GIVING ME ANXIETY

>>737819473
FIRST TIME IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER, BIG DUMB IDIOT? OF COURSE IT WORKS, WELCOME TO THE INTERNET

>>737808969
OP ANSWER ME
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK UNTIL YOU MAKE ANOTHER THREAD AND THEN GET IGNORED AGAIN
I WANT ANSWERS NOW
I DON'T HAVE MORE KERMIT MEMES
REEEEEE

Better than the other threads

>>737808969
please lord jesus i'm starting to lose faith

ill try for a third.

Maybe meme magic will help me

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just watching this thread lolz

gonna take a lot more than this

Lol bs

ok

Doubt it ,But ok

>>737808969
k, im ready

>>737808969
LOL Hi!

>>737808969
ok

http://steamcommunity.com/id/BepsiCola
please moneyless anon help me out

I need this

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>>737808969

>>737808969
CUNT
MAKE IT HAPPEN

>>737808969
hi

>>737808969
im 23 and what is this

>>737808969
be tru pls

>>737808969
i dont want one

>>737808969
why not

>>737808969
Mmm, pussy

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>>737808969
I'll determine that

>>737808969
https://
discord
.gg/
UE9Vqzu

DOGFART.COM

>>737808969
wait shit

>>737808969
dubs says she'll be hot too

>>737808969
Already have one.

Improbable

>>737808969
Reply

>>737808969
May-B

>>737808969
what happened to this girl OP?

Can't pass this up

Assfuck

>>737808969
desperation, desperation, they're outnumbered fifteen to one

>>737808969
Good fucking LUCK. I have literally no idea who the fuck it would be if this were to actually occur lol. Better get to know her pretty well in the morning I guess!

>>737808969
not tru

>>737808969
need gf

>>737808969
lyes, also rolling

>>737809309
Who fucking cares....

>>737820178
I'll answer you in the next thread
Post kermit pics so i know it's you

Lol newfags don't know who the girl is. Go back to r/4chan for your murder mystery bullshit

>>737808969
I don't mind if she's hot, I just want someone reasonable.

Yes please

God save me