/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Can we go back to 8pm start time?

>>737803396
Does it really matter what time a thread this dead starts?

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>>737802872
just fukn post dunedin nudes if u have them

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Himatangi beach checking in

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>>737802872
Getting really tired of your shit OP

so when new zealand inevitably joins australia what do we call it? do we just add you as a state and call it australia, or do we call it Australia-New Zealand? The ANZAC Union?

hello new zealand here
what exactly do you talk about here

>>737804131
Who?

>>737804081

FB?

remuera reporting in. holla

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>>737804131
b0bnd3vw

>>737804131
Where do people post now?

>>737804905
>>737804892

>>737804892
kek is that tala morgana

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posting my best local Tinder screencaps:

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>>737804892
ghetto booty grace

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>>737805247

2/12

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>>737805431

3/12

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>>737805447

4/12

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>>737805469

5/12

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>>737805495

6/12

What's happening brahs? Everyone fully grous n shit?

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>>737805509

7/12

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>>737805541

>>737805541

this chick was actually an anorexic whore at Femme Fatale

>>737805656
keep a postin'

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>>737805656

9/12

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>>737805727

10/12

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>>737805727
holy shit is that Nicolas Cage?

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>>737805762

11/12

>>737805773

hivemind

>>737805762
lol.

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>>737805802

12/12

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>>737805841

bonus round. That's all I got bros

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Dunners reporting.

>>737805515
Ye brah, fucken hekkaz

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>>737805892
Dunners pls cuck me

ok, this made me really depressed - thanks OP

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>>737805957
What, again?
>>737806050
Welcome to the fucking club, have a seat :)

>>737805892
Fully sick spoiler brah, fukin fang her straight down Cashel hey

>>737805957
well meme'd

>>737805247
This reminds me. When I was like, 24 I had a chance to have a threesome including a midget chick. I didn't go through with it.

>>737806089
>>737806211
so the gf is pressuring me to start prepping her bulls. am i nuts for even considering this?

>>737805656
Oh shit, I spoke to her on OKC. She was pretty cool. Stoner who had an obsession with potatoes.

>>737806158
Get in, you fucken mad dog! Got enough room for you and all the car sluts we'll get after I chuck a mad peg legger all the way down the block

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>>737806618
Forgot image kms

>>737806400

I dabble in being a bull, send a picture of your gf

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>>737806701

>>737806764
I'll cuck you. Where abouts?

>>737806158

gtfo my /b/ u fucking redneck

>>737806822
upper hutt

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Evening lads. Anything exciting happen to anyone today? I posted last night it was my bday today- had a pretty sweet day. My boss (my dad) bought everyone pizza and we took an hours lunch which was cool.

Also my hands OK now after punching my mate in the head yesterday. Doesn't hurt anymore.

>>737806954
Worthless. If you want me to fuck your mrs come up to Auckland this weekend. You can sleep on my floor while I fuck her with no condom.

>>737806954

damn im in welly too, shes not really thicc enough though sorry, I'm high test

>>737806967
are you the fgt from yesterday telling the story about you and your mate wrestling with boners? also happy birthday

>>737806967
When are you guys going to fuck?

>>737802872
>>737802872
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>>737802872
Any news on that girl that got posted at 5am and got recognized?

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>>737807111
>>737807109
you'll have to travel here sorry

>>737807155
was too busy fapping to save the pics

>>737807155

where was she from?

>>737807181
>>737807155
apparently her name is AK and her bf who posted them is DN

>>737807206
not sure what city

>>737802872
GWT THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! SO FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

>>737807133
>>737807152
Things are sweet now. He recognises he's got a problem and says he will stop the drugs. Seems like us getting stuck into each other might have worked.

Anyone ever helped a friend get off p? Any advise? Doesn't sound like an easy thing.

>>737807339
Nice work mate. You're a good cunt.
My advice would be to let him fuck you if he stays clean.

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>>737807305

>>737807339
Disown him. Refuse to help him until he helps himself. When he's clean tell him you had to do it for his own good, then steal all his money and his car.

>>737807455
Yeah nah never gonna happen. But good on you if you think two guys punching the shit out of each other is hot.

I'm meeting a chick on Friday, hoping the cut and bruise on my jaw sort themselves out by then. Maybe she will like the look

>>737807578
Tbh I don't have faith in him. I dont think he has the strength to do it by himself. Sorry A if you're reading this. But I know you're not.

>>737807595
Just jokes man. You did a good thing.
It did sound a bit like there was a bit of sexual tension between you last night to be fair.

Oh shit did anything actually happen in Auckland at 1pm?

>>737807481
GODDAMM SUBHUMAN NON-AMERICAN DEGENERATE FILTH! YOU CAN NOT OOST SUCH IMAGES OF THE LEADRR OF THE FREE WORLD! BESIDES BEING SLANDER, THAT IS ALSO A CRIME TO INSULT/PROPAGANDIZE AGAINST A REAL NATURAL BORN SITTING PRESIDENT! FBI TIPPED AND 4CHAN REPORTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST AMERICA! YOU STUPID FUCKING AUSSIECUCK FAGGOTS ARE GOING TO BURN!

>>737807768
Bring it bitch. I dare you to nuke Australia.

>>737802872
Cancer

>>737807696
Its all cool bro.
>>737807763
500,000 Asians bought sushi or yum cha. Nothing else, that anon was talking shit.

>>737807821
WE WILL AND YOUR SHITHOLE ISLAND TOO WHICH IS PART OF AUSTRALIA DUMBASS! YOU FUCKING MORONS DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN ISLAND ISNT A REAL COUNTRY!

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>>737807768

>>737807911
You don't need to shout. We can hear you from here. Whatever the fuck you're saying

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>>737807911
What island?

>>737807933
Are those Q's?

>>737808554
Are you kidding?

>>737808639
Ain't been here long. Don't know any other nzg camwhores.

>>737809099
Um. I'm the last thing from a whore and slut shaming is disgusting. Get to know me first before making assumptions asshole.

>>737807339
will you two just fuck already

>>737809162
Hang on. I don't even know who I'm talking too! Are you the chick who posted the boobs? Or someone else? Is slutshaming even a thing? Do I even care?

>>737809420
You are talking to the tits that were posted.

>>737809560
OK cool. Nice to meet you. Let's start fresh. So what pissed you off about my post. Was it the word camwhore?

>>737809560
Come up to palmy and blow me. Bring the lad, I've got a spare room.

>>737809784
Show face.

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>>737809998

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>>737809784
>mfw other Palmy fags

>>737810333
Go to bed Jeremy

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>>737810452
Fuck you, dad.

Ausfag here, are your coconut niggers akin to our boongs?

I want IDbro to cuck me

>>737810753
we get cucked by chinks everyday in the country. what's the difference

Warkworth lads

>>737810725
Yeah. Probably a pretty good comparison.

>>737811111
nice dubs

>>737811111
That's a lot of ones

hi it's david reporting in late. My nigga senses were everywhere tonight. Anyway, if anyone wants some tips on peeling the penile, I am a certified expert.

pullya benefit's a bludging tory cunt

>>737811510
fuck off you slut cunting whore licker

>>737806400
i will literally cuck you

dunedin here, what

>>737805447
Nothing gives me a hard on like a chick with a black eye

>>737813651
What about giving a chick a black eye?

>>737813214
hey same hi

>>737813711
that would make my cock go thermonuclear

Does anyone want to see my penis?

>>737814975
I do.

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>>737815051
r8

>>737815436
It looks like I could snap it just by grabbing it.
You keen to go a round?

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>>737815525
Depends, how you feel about my flaccid dick?

>>737815664
I don't think that's the same dick. Are you trying to trick me?
What does it matter what I think of your flaccid dick? It's not like it will be flaccid.

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>>737815798
It will be because I am very straight

Also it's not the same dick. I have a folder of weird dicks.

>>737815944
First, why?
Second, why don't you show me your dick?
Third, what if I'm a girl?

>>737816158
1. Dicks are funny, weird dicks are funnier.
2. If you want to see my dick, come see it in person.
3. There are no girls on the internet.

>>737816399
Where?
Answer quickly, I have to go to bed.

>>737816534
Auckland

i'd suck IDbro dick

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>>737816660

>>737816609
Fuck. No dick for me.

>>737816728
yum

>>737816777
>checked
where you at and do you have a vagina?

>>737816846
NP and NO

>>737816910
Gay and gayer

>>737817006
Fuck you faggot. Has your city ever been the worlds best city?

>>737817098
Mother fucker, has any city in New Zealand?

>>737805431
is Brooke the one on the right?

If there's any women in here post a pic of your tits with a timestamp. I need it to troll /b/

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>>737817827

>>737817910
thanks not quercy but I need one with a timestamp from now