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Favorite picture that isnt involved with porn, Ill start

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Favorite picture that isnt involved with porn, Ill start
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>>737802754
so fucking scary
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>>737802754
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so funny, haha lemayo
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>>737806742
Oh how the tables have turned.
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>>737802754
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If I had to pick one picture
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>>737806800
Shit, i remember those threads....

I guess they were fun-ish.
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>>737806940
this was actually a personal request from Dollchan I asked her to give daddy a kiss and the creator made that.
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>>737806641
i actually laughed. fun fun
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>>737806887
2nd place
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>>737807013
my favorite photo of a friend
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>>737807084
probably my favorite photo of myself
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>>737807164
training to be a showtime nigger?
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>>737807164
Underage pls go
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>>737807287
I was 22 in that photo, son
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>>737807033
lol that lady got 2 heads XD
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>>737802754
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>>737807322
You're a fucking faggot is what you are.
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>>737802754
snek
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>>737807349
Around that time I was assfucking a twink and banging a redhead. Cum at me bro
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>>737807394
>assfucking a twink
So I was right, as expected.
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She is perfection
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>>737807322
did you do it in an empty car to avoid the shame of everyone rolling their eyes and going back to their phones?

or trying for e-fame on subway creatures?
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>>737807475
I did it because I wanted to
it feels good
I've done it with lots of people in the train too. It doesn't matter. 99% of the people in NYC are scared to even look you in the eye, unless they're paid to maintain eye contact.
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>>737807551
nobody is scared of you. we just don't care.
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>>737807446
though I wonder, what gave me away?
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>>737807626
The roses, the clothes.
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>>737807618
NYC was so surreal to me. There were so many people and faces just streaming into a blur. I know almost all were afraid of me, they're all afraid of me. I don't even have to say anything and they avert their gaze.

>>737807683
interesting point. I don't think faggot is the correct word you're looking for though. I'm just bi, like nearly all humans.
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>>737807753
Nice blog faggot
Fuck outta here
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>>737807834
suk my dik fam ;^)
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>>737807857
I'm not a faggot like you, faggot
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>>737807753
it's not fear, we just don't want to talk to you. don't want to make small talk, don't want to be asked directions, all of which is encouraged by making eye contact.
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This
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>>737806984
That one got me in the feels.

I remember that boy. That was me a long time ago.
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>>737806976
That's a neat gun. My grandpa told me that when he was in the SS, they called the MG42 'Hitlersense' which means 'hitler's scythe' because they literally mowed down the incoming enemies. Over 1200 rounds per minute. Imagine that on the beach at D-day
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>>737807917
You're all scared to interact.

>>737807880
I didn't mean to derail the thread. Good night.
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>>737806984
i remember this one from ytmnd ages ago.
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>>737808272
It's not fear.

You try to be friendly and helpful, and then you get shit like I made the mistake of not ignoring someone:

>tourist shoves paper in my face with directions to the airport on it
>"where Q train, we go airport??"
>Tell them it's not running right now because of construction, but the N train takes them to the same stop
>No no we need Q
>N is the same
>We wait for Q
>Ok, the next Q is in 4 hours when construction ends
>WHAT???
>they get on R train, which of course goes nowhere near astoria blvd where they wanted to go, and start bothering some other person on there about it

so fuck yeah i avert my eyes. im not going to encourage some fucking idiot to start a conversation with me

im with the other guy you're a fucking faggot dude.
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>>737804814
tet
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>>737802880
Mike "Set Phasers to Straight" Pence
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>>737808485
Sauce? Story?
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>>737807342
maybe it would be funny if she had 3 but 2 is just stupid
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>>737808910
I wish I knew.
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>>737807753
Not sure why these cucks are picking on you. You remind me a lot of myself. Your face looks like mine too. And your fashion sense, you don't have one!
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>>737808910
promo video for some band
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>>737808910
it's a radiohead music video , i dont remember the name of it but its not real.
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>>737809207
Black lives don't matter.
Neither do white lives.
Or blue lives.
Or yellow lives.
Or brown lives.
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>>737809391
Read the filename.
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>>737809457
I did. And I saw that black female leafy.
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You guys suck
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>>737809505
What the everliving fuck is that?!
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>>737807090
Looks like that creepy Goofy cosplay guy
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>>737809586
A Jew, obviously.
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>>737809039
>>737809226
>>737809259
Cheers boys
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>>737804814
wtf is that?
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>>737802754
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>>737809978
It's clearly a dead opossum duct taped to someones front door.
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>>737810124
Comic Sans? Really?
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>>737810082
man i thought possums were cute but opossums are fucking ugly

cheers anon
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>>737810219
It kind of fits the level of professionalism that CNN showcases though.
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>>737810281
I think the fact that they are ugly makes them cute.
No problem anon.
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>>737810281
possums are cute! CUTE!
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>>737810139
What is this?
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>>737810376
It's the difference between a dead thing and a live thing
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>>737810361
Cute! Not ugly! CUTE!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>737810376
>>737810470
They're uglycute though, like Maisie Williams.
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>>737810376
possums are way cuter, specially western pygmy

pic related
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>>737810458
Nobody looks cute dead!
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>>737807448
This guy though
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>>737810586
Daww.
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>>737810582
>>737810586
Yeah but do you scream at own ass?!
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>>737810630
i know hey...lol
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>>737810285
You need to mind your sources too.
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>>737810677
I bet your animal doesnt even get kisses!
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>>737810734
yessss...i love kisses
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>>737810698
When did I ever say fox news was a valid alternative?
It's all shit, even the little stuff I do enjoy from the mainstream media is shit.
If I want news, I go online and read as many sources on the subject I am looking for as I can.
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>>737810416
all this pipe / vent stuff wasnt supposed to be intalled on the ground. I dunno who the fuck build this but they fucked up big time
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>>737804737
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>>737810801
Nom :3
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>>737806641
I hope whoever did that got his/her ass kicked.
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>>737810938
I did it.
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>>737810886
the fluffiest...
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>>737810846
The picture is upside down dipshit
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>>737807448
what are they doing
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>>737811600
Seems like they are trying to be as much in the way as they can in some mall.
One of the took a break to check out an ass though.
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>>737809207
Dat filename
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>>737810376
They look so stupid
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>>737808235
to me it was introduced as hitlersäge, which is hitler's saw. quite similar.
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>>737810470
He bite
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>>737810886
He et
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>>737811836
My favorite so far
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>>737812453
But have you seen THIS
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>>737812621

this is better, by far
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>>737811583
No it isn’t.
It’s an underfloor system or a prep layout prior to install. But it’s bolted down.

Check the loose extension cable payed over some of the pipes, and the sign with right side up lettering, how the tarp is hanging and the trees and scaffolding outside..
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>>737811583
Also the loose stack of gear to the foreground right.

Now admit you’re a dipshit
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>>737812795
SO SOFT
SO FLAT
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>>737812795
Melted hamster.
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>>737802754
My favorite recent one.
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>>737807475
You do that shit in front of me I'd kick in your teeth and flip your pockets.. welcome to NYC you cuck.. not all of ny is liberal trash..
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>>737808559
Takes the N ,R,Q to queens must be a nigger spic gook or Jew... some kind of shit skin
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>>737813314
oh please, you're not even in NYC. you'd know fucking well not a single person says shit to subway performers unless they get kicked.
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>>737810052
Didnt her mom get hot recently?
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>>737813314
Wewlad he thinks his city is big and scary...

Kiddo it isn't the 1980s no more. Get on with your bad self.
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>>737813453
Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>737813314
Bla bla
I’m out here by myself, I’m from New York.

Check the video that’s how the rest of the world sees NY, you live in the most cop laden gentrified areas and still thing it’s a tough hood.

Fuck off you weak little munchkin. You wouldn’t even make eye contact.
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>>737813397
they were gooks but plenty of normal, non-tourist, upstanding white people get to LGA via N/W (no more Q since SAS opened, now W is back for astoria service and Q goes to UES) to astoria blvd then SBS
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>>737813402
211 boot boys ask around
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>>737802880
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>>737813478
211 boot boys .. ask around faggot
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>>737807917
Yeah the whole "I'm from the east coast so I don't look you in the eye" shit, I'm moving there for a VERY short period, and coming from a state where we're all friendly unless you're some Texan faggot, not looking forward to being around a bunch of unhappy New Yorkers. Smile FFS
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>>737813501
No upstanding white takes the train taxis pal
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>>737811383
ay lamo
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>>737810698
but that's not pronounced like that
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>>737813557
Yeah. I'm from the deep south. I've seen real scary. Now get on with your bad self.
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>>737809896
do you suppose daddy started fucking her before or after all the plastic surgery he bought her
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>>737808559
Jesus dude just have a laugh, tell them what they needed to hear and if they can't help themselves, well, that's not your problem.
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>>737804814
Dude. Savage.
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>>737813583
it just doesn't work that way here. if you go around smiling at people you're going to get stabbed.

it was a switch. i lived in suburban florida for 10 years

>>737813643
apart from costing 10-100x as much, taxis/uber are slower.
even celebs take the subway here.
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>>737813533
I did, no ones heard of you.

They said heaps of scummy little street faggots hang in “crews” though giving themselves faggoty names.
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>>737810470
>>737810376
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>>737808559
Yes. This. This is correct.
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>>737806843
Is that a dick I spot
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>>737813713
Child c-18 is in every state we are the faceless enemy. Blood and honor.. you ain't seen shit boy
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>>737813728
it's not that they couldn't help themselves, it's that they couldn't help themselves and were telling me i was *wrong* when i told them the right info.
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>>737813770
Shut up, you can smile in New York faggot. Heaps of people do.

But thanks for proving you’re scared of eye contact after all
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>>737813861
eye contact and smiling are different.

you go around smiling the normal people are just going to assume you're mentally ill or high, and the crazy people will scream at you.

now if you're interacting with someone smiling is of course fine, but you don't go around smiling at strangers
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>>737810842
Calm down, spergo.
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>>737802754
You know damn well that snake is involved in porn.
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>>737802754
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>>737813961
Suck my balls identitarian.
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>>737813937
Nope, wrong again. It’s not that fucking bad, it happens in literally every city everywhere.
That’s what people do, they assume your high and mentally ill people try to fuck with you.

Yeah I know life has rough spots. But I’ve smiled at people in the “shady” parts of NY, like everywhere else those that respond either nod or smile back and keep moving.

But I live in a rural town again now btw, people get fucked up here for no reason too. Sometimes for smiling Lek, but mostly coz of the mentally ill/criminals are opportunists and unpredictable by nature
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>>737813727
What exactly did she do different? Is she not able to smile? Is that it?
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>>737814123
Can't suck 'em till they drop, mouse molester.
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>>737814229
Mouse molester.
Hyperbolic name calling aside, that is a pretty funny insult.
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>>737813727
I assume she just grew up and lost the baby fat.

Why are you so personally involved?

Do you have a fantasy about this, or you just don’t like him?

This isn’t how you start a rumour, forge press credentials/“trustworthy source” email address that lead to several networked prominent names who reference each other as sources and do a press release leak.

Problem?
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>>737814157
dude i've already clearly established im actually from nyc, and you're still trying to tell me lies about it. someone smiling at *strangers in public* is assumed to be ill or high, period. 99.999% of people do not interact with strangers in public for social reasons.

the only exception i can think of is if you're a girl yeah guys and lezzies will smile at you, but that's hardly the same
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>>737813770
Dude I live on 8th and 2nd taxis pal.. keep the trains nothing but dancing niggers and the smell of piss
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>>737814459
oh bullshit.
smell of piss sure, dancing niggers yeah, but *everybody* rides the subway for regular non-walkable trips. don't lie.
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>>737811836
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>>737807175
wtf is this
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>>737814586
Haven't been on a train in over ten years
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>>737814620
I'm an electrician for local 3 help build the second ave subway line good luck with that.. it's already infested with homeless and niggers
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>>737809020
>love.randalin
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>>737814620
you're almost certainly lying, but im sure there's exceptions and am referring to 99.9% of people (white people too)

you're on 8th and 2nd and you're going to yankee stadium. you can pay $40 and spend 1 hour or more to get there in a cab, or $2.75 and 30 minutes to get there on the subway

bull fucking shit you're going to take the cab every time
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>>737814754
Uber lyft...
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>>737802754
Pro tip, you can't
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>>737814422
Dude you’re wrong, it’s a straight up safe city except clowns who try to say it’s hard out there.

I lived there my entire fucking life.
Just because you project your mindset on the environment doesn’t make it so.

It was harder when I lived there. It’s gentrified and gentle as fuck now.

It’s a terrible overused cliche for people that want to claim some kind of credibility or honour badge from rough streets.

Go to a town with fuck all cops, walk down the street alone at night and see what happens. Because in New York NOTHING happens, except to a tiny porpotion of people when weighed relatively per capita in comparable areas.

But I’ll use logic, fucking nothing happens during the day, the good shows are at night, the best places alive at night. Somehow people seem to get between them and then home just fine. Having the night of their lives too.

Ask anyone what they hate about New Yorkers. It’s the mindset and bravado.

Move away from the city for a while my man.
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>>737814783
same thing. the price i gave is actually for uber/lyft, that ride would probably be twice that in a tlc cab
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>>737813453
>>737813484
She got not fat. Hot is an overstatement
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>>737802754

That's a weird looking dildo.
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>>737806500
him from the powerpuff girls
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>>737814827
why the fuck are you talking about safety? i never said it was unsafe.

you can walk around smiling like a jackass all day and yeah nothing will happen to hurt you, not what we're fucking talking about

and i lived in suburban florida for 10 years then spent 4 years at UMiami. So I'm acutely aware of the differences.
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>>737811600
Black lives protest at the mall of america in minnesota.
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>>737810870
this is fucking golden
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>>737814946
You don’t remember essentially saying if you smile in NY you’ll be stabbed?

Selective memory I guess.

You just traded one cop haven for another, both are safe, one has a lower population density..

You’re proving the other thing people say about New Yorkers.

What was it?

They’re super bright and witty?
That’s not it..

Help me out here?

I understand the years of perpetuating a false swagger has actually impacted your literacy.

You’re a remarkable walking educational experiment, well done you. Living proof you get dumber when you hang around idiots.

On that note I’d better bounce before I develop an autism headache and suffer permanent brain damage from the shit you’re spilling
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>>737814946
Hang on I’ll get it for you.

>it just doesn't work that way here. if you go around smiling at people you're going to get stabbed.


Fixed your argument for you
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>>737802953
oh, hi spoderman
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>>737806985

ahh, nostalgia
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>>737815267
impressive mix of misinterpreting, reframing, and delusions

>>737815367
i admit i could have clarified things a bit better, the quote was intended to mean more along the lines of smiling at the wrong crazy person, but regardless neither speaks to the general crime rate, because so few people actually go around smiling at strangers indiscriminately.
you *can* walk around and have nothing happen, but you've greatly increased your chance of offending a crazy and becoming a target.

you're straight up delusional if you think there's not people who get set off by little things like that
like the homeless crazy who shoved someone to their death on the subway tracks for looking at him then not moving away when he started screaming.
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>>737811583
Yeah that's why loose cable stays on the ground instead of falling lmao


RETARD
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>>737813727
During
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>>737804737
>that doesn't involve porn
>posts vagina
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>>737814614
i smell summer
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>>737802754
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>>737802953
Where in South America?
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>>737811583

you're the guy who always gets a low C on homework
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>>737815625
You’re the delusional one saying that’s normal. It’s not, that’s why they’re crazy.
They’re a smaller minority than Jewish niggers in NYC
Also way to ignore the next post, that was a direct quote btw.

So much for a reasoned response. I reiterate, it’s not as dangerous as people like to say it is. If you go, you will be fine, you have the same likelihood of injury as you do for winning a lottery.


You forget your initial point was I’m not scared right?

You sound scared of the crazies, tbh, when they’re one in a million I maintain there’s fuck all to be scared of.

But it’s a city, there’s going to be crime and crazy people, at a similar rate to everywhere else. The only difference is you think NYC is somehow specially bad. It really isn’t.

You don’t have to be tough to live there, cripples live there, elderly people live there children live their entire lives there until they die of old age.

But it’s not safe though right?
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>>737807033
>>737807342
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>>737816086
The pass so the teacher doesn’t have to many failing kids and gets sacked.

The sympathy/self preservation pass like a participation award with the benefit of proving actual retardation
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>>737816107
Is there an interview of those two?
I'd like to know which one is in charge of walking and stuff.
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>>737816049
Nudity ≠ porn
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>>737816107
The brown haired head is prosthetic right? I cannot tell and I refuse to look it up
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Avocado toast best $18 spent
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>>737816106
my original point was that no one is scared of a 20 something white dude making eye contact with them.

you insisted we're averting our gaze from eye contact with you, a 22 year old white male who doesn't appear homeless and crazy, because we fear you. that's insane.

i never said nyc has a higher crime rate than any other place.

i did describe the prevailing social norms regarding stranger interaction in public and the reasons why. this entire conversation is you incorrectly claiming that's wrong.
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>>737816086
Maybe
But I got an a+ on the exam testing whether I could tell up or down.
Dipshit
American retard detected
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>>737816316
why avocado cost so much in your country?
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>>737816316
>$18
for something that costs less than $2 to make and less than 5 mins to prepare.

You're a fucking retard.
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>>737816202
there's like a whole documentary
just google abby and brittany hensel and it'll pop up, i'm sure
>>737816270
nope, real
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>>737816086
You just gave away your age faggot.
Back to school summerfag
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>>737816418
Avacadon't know
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>>737815676
Its glued there
Fuckstixk
Fuck off new/summer fag
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>>737806742

In Soviet Russia doggo trains YOU!
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>>737816431
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>>737807448
are you kidding? shes wearing spandex pants and fucking uggs you cant get more retard white girl than this
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>>737802754
Well, to be honest I don't know if it's my favourite, but...

> I really, really, really like this image
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>>737816352
I’m not the anon saying you’re scared of me.

I’m saying you’re scared of the city.

I fucking love it there, it’s home.
It’s dirty and pretty awful in parts. But I love it.

Going off the rails about crime and crews and crazy people isn’t helping your case. That’s the things I’m saying you fear, naturally I guess. No one likes crazy, but 99 percent of the time they’re harmless too, just talk to some cats around you. literally all my friends and family love and breath there still, so the whole place can’t be too bad.

I guess we agree to disagree on parts, you do you, I’ll love the city my own way. It may make me a target eventually. But that fear won’t stop me smiling and being happy with my days.

If I let people make me frown and avoid eye contact, then I’d rather kill myself.

>inb4 u should foggit, ur shuld jest such kys.
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>>737806641
Actually somewhat arousing
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>>737816390
Bro, look at the spare parts in the right side... and the extension cable through the middle, it’s ground
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>>737802754
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>>737816619
Damn the right one is clearly the one that can't do shit with that body. That must suck.
Hope the left one is not a complete bitch and let the right one go where she wants to sometimes.
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This. Farthest photo taken of Earth at 11 billion miles away right before the Voyager 1 probe left the solar system and enter interstellar space
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>>737816544
And the spare rails+shelf arm? Glued too?

Good bait, you got me faggot
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>>737816202
They both are, split down the middle exactly, but for a small overlap region that they can both feel.
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>>737816686
you're saying i'm scared of the city on the basis of what then if you're not basing it on me saying we're not avoiding eye contact out of fear?

we avoid eye contact, but not out of fear. that's receiving end. being the one trying to initiate the eye contact is a whole other thing.

i'm not scared of crime, that would make it extremely hard to get my heroin every day.

want to come tell me how scared i am and get slapped for it since youre definitely in the city too?
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>>737816820
Nice to know I can be seen from space.
Where is my house though? I don't live on a weird orange line.
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>>737816682
May I save it?
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>>737812966
American detected
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>>737814865

so much this.
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>>737812795
is it supposed to look like a pancake?
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>>737812918
The trees and scaffolding are an upside down reflection In the window.
Do you even science fuctard?
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>>737816924
It's all yours my friend.
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>>737816921
You keep saying we.

Trying to create a club that doesn’t exist.

I’ve established I live in a rural area atm, ny is home. But fuck it, I’ll swing by. Where you at? I’m about an hour and a half away but it’ll probably take about 2.

Since you’re a junkie should be an easy fight, but I’m planning on showing you how to have a fucking conversation. Maybe I’ll take you out to meet a girl and get some drinks.
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>>737816863
;)
Winrar
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>>737816753
I love this one
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>>737816084
almost sure this in middle cairo in egypt
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>>737816747
They are glued there for a prank photo.
Summer baby
Back to your trap thread
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>>737811600
Being angry about being black
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>>737807213
underrated
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>>737817121
by 'we' i mean new yorkers.

anyway, it seems i have lost track of who said what. i thought you were the guy who said he was at 8th and 2nd. you're not coming here if you're not already here.
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>>737816820
Every human that ever lived. Lived out there lives there
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>>737808485
cool af
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>>737817061
Yeah because you put the safety rail next to your foot right?

Bro, foreground right, what’s holding that pile of spares, the wooden divider?

What’s holding the extension cable draped over the pipes? In the middle of the pic?


Quick answer, gravity faggot.

Go back to school, you’ve clearly missed too many days
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>>737817230
Always thought the joke was that tube thing being too short compared to the others and not being supported by the U shaped thingy.
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>>737817329
I know what you mean.

I mean I’m a New Yorker and I don’t think we all like the rough city sterotype. Look at Brooklyn, not really what it was back in the day. So why the effort to maintain the scary reputation of a city that treats most of us just fine?

No it’s not friendly always, but many are. Cities happen to be full of people who are uncomfortable with association.

Bro, I win. You challenged me to a fight online. Debate is over
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>>737817350
Its a staged fake photo imbecile .
There is a whole thread about it..
It was very popular a while ago....
Oh but that's right..
Your a new summerfag
Foooook orrrf seppo!
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>>737817230
No dude, sorry. Just admit you’re wrong.

What’s that in the closest foreground? A floor?

And if it’s a roof, where’s the conduit and lighting? Shut up cunt, you’ve never been on a site of any kind in your life. Your glasses are so think you can’t even see obvious ass details
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>>737810124
Found the butthurt trump worshipper
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>>737817488
i don't think it's a rough city in general. i think that if you go around smiling at people like an idiot eventually you're going to hit one that takes offense to that. these are two unrelated ideas.

and any point you may have had about online fight challenges was totally lost by you with
>But fuck it, I’ll swing by. Where you at? I’m about an hour and a half away but it’ll probably take about 2.

and obviously it's a geographic mistake issue too, since theres a big difference in random people vs people who are a few blocks away from you.
but go on, blow it up to make yourself feel like you're in the right, you're already exaggerating a slap into an actual fight.
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>>737809505
>>737809586
A jew nose
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>>737810416
don't ask. you'll never get the real answer
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>>737817529
Invessa construction

Reverse image search you fucking idiot.

Only newfags..
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used to make me rofl every time.
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>>737817586
Never been on a 'site' of any kind.
That's right
So fuck up wetback-or I will have u deported
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>>737817862
Only newfags take bait this hard...
Hook line and sinker
;)
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>>737814754
I'm more educated than you, in every way shape and form. Also more intelligent than you (exponentially so). I am better than you, in every facet of life, and I don't even know you, however, I just know, that I am. Also, we aren't bro's. If anything, you are someone I assign less value and worth than my own feces. Your life has no value, and you will make no contribution to this world, in your entire life, because of your low intelligence, and lack of skills. How does that feel, you fucking bottom denominator. go back to you vegan subreddit to fill your useless void of a life, pretending it means anything. Am I a narcissist? I don't know, I am a fucking God. I will, do, and have succeeded in every facet of life. I have done more, in this year alone, than you will have achieved before you leave this world... let that sink in. You have no fucking clue who you are talking to. I am so vastly superior, and intelligent, that I can infer all of this, with 100% accuracy. You are like a fucking ant, and I am a GOD. You do not even fly on my radar, let alone get acknowledgement, from the likes of me. I know you can sense my superiority, my power, my intelligence,and you are trying to pretend you don't feel it, its real. To conclude, go back to fucking yourself, you meaningless water-trash bottom feeding peasant.
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>>737802754
This is it.
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>>737818199
>You do not even fly on my radar

Is that why you're replying to him? U most assuredly MAD, bro.
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>>737818199
nothing like the smell of pasta in the morning
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>>737816218
How did you make that not equally sign?
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>>737818373
delete system32
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>>737816682
Astounding! You have managed to expend effort creating a non-random string of characters which usually convey meaning, yet your overall comment was ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS! It is as though all of the industries of mankind were operated in reverse, with great will and endeavor being used to convert items of usefulness into worthless bare materials! you are the antithesis of all that is grand and great about mankinds capacity for thought and self-determination. You sir, are the mirror image of a meaningful entity, lower than base matter, lower than oblivion, because unlike the brutish deterministic plasma of the unreasoning cosmos, you CHOSE to be without value or worth. Or in the parlance of thine own ilk: LOL N0 UR GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!11ONE!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!11!
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>>737816686
Wow. Okay. OKAY. OKAY. Yabba Dabba FUCK you and YABBA DABBA FUCK your shitty FUCKING memes. You are literally worth nothing to me. If I saw your FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE on the street, I'd take a big loaded shotgun to your mouth, faggot. I have always wanted to murder you, your family, your friends, and your pet goldfish since the day I was born. Brain Blast? How about I fucking blast your faggot ass brain with a shotgun. I want to fucking candy crush your face through a mother fucking wall. You are the reason why babies cry. Fuck your memes. Fuck you. Fuck. FUCK. FUCK. Try fucking saying that to be in REAL life where you aren't surrounded by a precious username and see what happens, weakling. I have guns. Many guns. Guns that I could take to your head and blow it out right now. You hear me? Good.
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>>737818156
Kekekekekek.

Herp derp i wiz baiting.

You can’t even get reverse image search..

Hit me with more buzzwords you triggered little twink
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>>737818428
>>737818471
TL;DR
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>>737817305
Who is that?
Wood rail
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>>737818068
Ivanessa constructions . Po

:) blow me newfag, I run the site the hires you little labourers. Come suck my dick and tell me how much you need the job. How much you can give to the company.

I’m just going to sack you when then invoice goes in.

You won’t even come and fight me for it. Pussy.
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▲▲
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>>737818665
Fuck it I’m not even going to correct it lol
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