I'm the wisest man on Earth. AMA

>>737801079
Do you love cocks?

>>737801079
y r u such an fagit

how do i escape the sea of idiots?

>>737801079
How do I shot web?

How do you like your Cheerios?

>>737801079
Are you going to kill yourself yet?

>>737801131
I've outgrown and overcome the need for sex

>>737801079
which religion is right.

>>737801131
>>737801151
>>737801162
>>737801192
>>737801212
Dumbasses

>>737801156
By not being a dumbass

What do you know about the sphere of influence?

>>737801275
Not a god damn one

>>737801391
It has four corners

>>737801397
well, I didn't think you were legit looks like i was wrong.

>>737801079
>at taco bell
beef? chicken? steak?

>>737801665
Steak>beef
? >Chicken?

I don't eat at taco bell

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What side is inside of a tesseract?

>>737801079
how do i escape violence?

>>737801079
How did your path cross /b/ o wise one?

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Wisest man on earth, with a picture of a cube?

I thought you were dead Gene Ray, Cubic, wisest human, wise above gods, king of genius!

This completes my fourth corner and births a polar harmonicity of opposites within my own 4 corner cubic self.

>>737802318
I need timestamp to prove OP is Gene Ray. The worst day in the history of the Internet was when Timecube went down.

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How did he hide it for so long?

>>737801973
not op, but i think you could fit an entire life's story in there

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>>737802357
There's still this: http://timecube.2enp.com/

And you can enlighten yourself with the glory of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4 day principle of time cubicism here, using the stuff on the principle and whatnot: http://cubicao.com/

I have reasons to be motivated, but can never bring myself to actually acheive. Why.

>>737801434
nigga that's deep

>>737802472
What the actual fuck. Why oh why did I click them links

>>737802669
Deep down you know your life is a meaningless lie

>>737801079
Why your fingerpox is so weird?

>>737801079
Nice fingerbox!

>>737801079
how can one maintain ideals without becoming a hypocrite?

>>737803465
Not a god damn finger box dumbass

>>737803562
Dumbass

>>737803807
can you fuck it?

>>737803676
Well if you actually maintain your ideals and are true to them then you won't ever be a fucking hypocrite. Dumbass hypocrisy comes when you fall short of your ideals

>>737803854
You can fuck anything and anything can fuck you. Don't believe me? Go ask your mom.

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>>737801079
What makes you able to claim that title?

>>737801079
How do you measure how wise you are? What is the measure of wiseness? and how do you know your the wisest person in the world when its basically guaranteed that everyone on Earth hasnt also been tested in the same?

>>737801079
2+2*2=?

>>737801079
too wise of a man to answer our dumbass questions

>>737804034
6

>>737801226
Relationships are a basic human need. Get the fuck out of here alien kike.

>>737803996
Because I was once just a wise fool then I grew to become a foolish Wiseman. Then I drank a lot for a while and when I came out of that decade I realized that the world is full of dumbasses and that realization made me wiser still

>>737804119
Sex does not equate to a relationship necessarily and relationships do not require sex

>>737804049
This guy gets it

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>>737804124
Yep. Not worthy of such a title, sorry OP. No wise man has ever claimed to be wise.

>>737801079
What is the full name and address of the wisest man on earth?

>>737804034
The answer is open to interpretation depending on what you were taught.
The only truth is that the education system is flawed at best and most likely evil.
You should be able to kill your teachers if they don't teach truth

>>737804224
To be wise and deny it in a world full of dumbasses is nothing but folly and cuckholdery.

>>737804240
Oh you almost got me with that one anon.

>>737801079
show me your asshole (timestamp required)

>>737804476
Do you even know what AMA even?

>>737804513
I do, do you?
I'm ASKING you to show me your asshole. I thought wisest man on earth should know such things.

>>737804568
You made a demand dumbass. With an inclusion even . Not a question.

>>737804600
I don't give a fuck about questioning.
SHOW ME YOUR ASSHOLE, PLEASE.
I asked you to show me your asshole, asshole. By the ancient law of /b/ you're now obliged to deliver.

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>>737801079

>>737804750
Do you even know the rules?

>>737804750
Dumbass

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>>737804840
the rules are no identifying data
asshole does not apply.
OP is a faggot and a newfag.
I said.

>wisest man on Earth
>posting on 4chan
No, no you aren't.

>>737804898
Dumbass

>>737804961
deliver, faggot

>>737801391
Bullshit from japamu bullshit

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>>737801973

>>737803890
but when shifting the context can render any ideal moot then how can one possibly not "fall short"

>>737801226
>>737801079

I see you've achieved wizard status. I'm honored to be in you're thread.
Op what is the human condition?

>>737805654
Not OP, but it's cubic

>>737805654
You're
>You are thread.
Please forgive

>>737801973
All sides are folded inside, a two dimensional image cannot show this properly even if animated.

>>737805473
Don't shift the context don't let the context be shifted if anyone tries to shift your context then they're dumbasses and you're a dumbass if you let them

>>737805678
1/10

>>737801226
You poor fucker, you're not even smart, let alone wise

>>737805758
you are currently trying to shift my context right now /b/ro

>>737805654
It really is cubic like other anon said but cubic is too much for dumbass humans to understand. The true human condition is being a dumbass till you die a dumbass hopefully breeding with another dumbass along the way

>>737805758
Then one of us is a dumbass.

Also, I'm not your bro, pal.

>>737801079
Will humanity ever achieve interstellar travel

>>737801079
Hello wizard, I have a question for you.
How do we turn entropy backwards?

>>737805900
Never again

>>737805933
By letting it play out until it comes back to the beginning.

>>737801079
Why do you think anyone cares

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OP need your wisdom to solve

>>737805980
I already know no one cares dumbass

>>737805993
Dumbass

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>>737804750
faggot

>>737804124
>i noticed the world is full of dumb people so that makes me the wisest man ever
My god you're fucking dumb OP

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>>737806175
this bread is not about me. I asked OP to show his ass, OP doesn;t deliver, OP is a faggot. That's pretty much all I have to say.

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>>737801079
Where do you hang your Kekistani flag?

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>>737806294
Faggot

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>>737806398
lil whiney bitch.
ASS NAO!

>>737806294
faggot

>>737801079
nice fingerbox

>>737801226
By having too much or too little?

>>737801079
i am way wiser, ask me instead

>>737806588
Yes sir. Please, consider this my question?

>>737801079
When will my reflection show who I am inside?

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>>737806681
yes

>>737806724
when you learn to look from the outside

>>737801079
How high is your wisdom modifier? I only rolled a 10 for wisdom but I've got a +3 for intelligence and charisma, a +4 for dex, a +5 for strength and constitution.

>>737806801
nigga, do u even gameshark?

What's the best way to clean my ass after a crap?

>>737802472
Holy shit I can't tell if they are being sarcastic or genuinely retarded. This time cube shit is even dumber than flat Earth

>>737807256
Oh for fucks sake

Step 1. 3 squares, fold accordion, half turn top square. Set middle finger in middle, spiral tissues around finger.

Always use step 1.

Wipe any external away using step 1

Step 2. Using step 1 method, place to wrapped finger over anus and apply gentle pressure. With slow movement work finger into anus until it can go no further.

Step 3. Sit upright and use abdominal muscles to pull abdomen in while gently loosening anus and oscillating finger. A sensation of movement should occur inside. Allow body to freely push TP and feces out.

Repeat steps until inserted to comes out clean.

Use of wet wipes may be necessary for lubrication through process.

Finish with wet wipes

Enjoy your clean anus

>>737807256
to floss your anus