What's the most pussies you've eaten in a day?

>>737798084
1

1, eating pussy is something I only do to get head.

>>737798240
I find that hard to believe. eating pussy is one of my favorite things in the world

>>737798303
asian detected

>>737798303
It's one of my least favorite sexual activities, only really ahead of weird shit.

>>737798084
1

>>737798084
Like four kilos

>>737798303
This! Eating a girl out, hearing her noises, the heavy breathing, smelling the juices, the little spasms she gets from time to time gets me way harder than getting head myself.

I actually don't enjoy bj that much.

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>>737799799
You like to spend a lot of time in the kitchen, too, eh Brian?

>>737798084
Probably about 5, I'm Asian so my family eats alot of cats.

>>737799799
cuck detected

>>737800440
are you gaylord?

3.. i fucking love eating vagina. when you go down their faces are so fucking stunned. cuz you know the other guys didnt. and then you give them a soft sensual lick and they orgasm like a mother fucker. then they love the shit out of you. because you where willinbg to do it because every other guy is a beta piece of shit that doesnt think about her.

>>737800475
i am the great one.

2, eating pussy is awesome and I love it. And if you are good at it Girls will love you and fuck the shit out of you after you've made em cum.

>>737798084

ZERO.

Pussy eating is for small and submissive men. At least that's my opinion. People are free to disagree but that doesn't change anything.

>>737800699
Where can i eat pussy?

1 I want them to sit on my face

>>737801797
Why?

One time i fucked a gal then later that night my fuck buddy sucked me off. Neither of them found out :^)

>>737801661
Just a reminder that sub and dom is defined by who's the one receiving pleasure and who's the one giving pleasure.

Penetrating a girl's asshole with your dick isn't from the sub-dom point of view any different from penetrating her pussy with your tongue.
In both cases the receiving part is the submissive.

Get educated, you insecure faggots.

3 went back to a girls on a night out and ate her and fucked until 3am walked home at 5 ran into female flat mate in the morning joked about being out all night fucking and flirted my way into her early morning room and ate her out and fucked. left at 11 to go to interview, went well asked other applicant out to drinks after we talked and drank and then I asked her back to mine where I ate her out then got a call offering me the job she cried so I ate her again we had some more drink and I fucked her 3 seemed enough for one day

>>737798084
3

Girlfriend, an ex-gf l I was seeing on the side and a co-worker.

>Ate my gf before work, then fucked her
>Ate my co-worker on my desk, then she blew me
>Ate side-girl after work in the back of the bar she worked at

I love eating pussy. If I can only do one thing with a girl - That would be it. Love the way it looks, love the smell, love the taste, love the texture... Love it

>Happily settled down with one woman now but I do miss the variety

>>737802404
hahahaha.... yup.. ok

0, and I never will so gonna kms myself

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He's eaten thousands, just to keep the truth hidden.

>>737798084
Got more of the girl in the pic OP?

hshshshshs dont enjoy bjs that much ahahahahahaha u virvin pos

>>737802601
Not everyone has a problem getting pussy

>>737802813
uhh, I don't.. but that's a bullshit story and everyone here knows it - fucking faggots who assume someone calling a fellow faggot out for a bullshit story means they don't get pussy.. fucking kys faggot

>>737798084
3 or 4, but only cause I was too coked up and drunk to get it up

>>737801661
only literal faggots are scared of munching on a rug

>>737798084
Gf in morning
Mates mom in the afternoon
Ex in the evening
Then gfs again

So three or four depending how you look at it.

4
Chick at work.
Neighbor before wife got home.
Wife and her friend at party that night.

>>737802026
>Just a reminder that sub and dom is defined by who's the one receiving pleasure and who's the one giving pleasure.
No, it's defined by who's in control and who's given up control. Clearly you have never experienced a bondage handy under the control of a slightly sadistic woman.

>>737803082

>being married
>cheating

I fucking hate people who cheat on their spouses. Scum.

2, during a hot threesome.

>>737803082
Noice.
>>737802978
Hardwood floors only.

>>737803150
It's not cheating if your partner gives you permission. Butt out.

>>737803150
Both of the first 2 me and my wife had been with multiple times. Together and alone. So not really cheating.

>>737798084
2

>>737803125
How Is this different?

>>737802882
I didn't tell a story - just mentioned where I was when I was with each girl. One at home, one at work and one in the back office of a Bennigan's. Just how it worked out. Wasn't like I claimed I ate one of them out on the International Space Station.

As for the rest of your rant: You say "faggot" too much not to be a faggot.

>>737803125
Bondage is a whole different thing.

>who's in control and who's given up control
I bet you'd rather eat a nutcase of a girl out than letting her blow you and risking to get you dick bitten off.
Sorry but if you're not the one who exposes his genitals to the mercy of another person, you'd still the one in control.

>>737803412
When she locks you up afterward without letting you come. Who's the dom then?
I will concede that top and bottom are defined by who receives the pleasure and who provides it.

>>737798084
2

Also 2. The second one was her younger sister. No regrets

>>737798084
Girls love it, guys dont love to give it.

if anyone says 3, they are a boldface liar.
not even tuba players got a tongue game like that.
1st is your love, aka domestic partner.
2nd is your lust, aka you cheating on yoru domestic partner.
3rd is imaginary
4th is to try and fit in on an annon messaging board

>>737803471
whatever gets you off, faggot

>>737804282
Men, not guys. Someday you'll grow up, or not.

>>737800616
Ah virgin detected...makes them cum from eating pussy...bwahahaha

>>737804549
Good argument really. no facts needed.

, being edgy doesnt equate to being experienced.

even in a senario where your fucking two chicks, yes thats how i speak call them women if you want to - your still only eating one out and your a fucking gaylord if you eat the one out you just fucked (without a condom)

that shit doesnt happen with your girlfriend tho. it happens with your lust.

>>737804563
you've never made a girl cum from eating her pussy? you must be shit at it

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>>737803911
Only an idiot would perform oral sex on a girl. Cunnilingus is linked to esophageal cancer.

>>737804734
Vaccine truther, I presume?

>>737804734
go die

>>737799799
>This! Eating a girl out, hearing her noises, the heavy breathing, smelling the juices, the little spasms she gets from time to time gets me way harder than getting head myself.
>I actually don't enjoy bj that much.

With you on this one bro

>>737803045
>Mates mom in the afternoon
.. go on..

>>737804891

everyone wants to be the fucking pussy master.
Obv anyone would like spazming and short little oh, aaaaaaah noises.

i need to leave this thread, i posted 3 times and no one can say shit on the subject besides fucking pussy = cancer guy.

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>>737804734
If the girl happens to have HPV you dork. Otherwise, it's perfectly fine

I ate out a virgin 17 year old girl once when I was 18 and then fucked her (17 is the age of consent). Shit was so cash.

>No way she was a virgin

Hymen was fully intact and I could barely get a finger in her. She bled on the towel.

>>737804849
>go die
The 5 year survival rate of esophageal cancer is 18% so it's ironic you should say that. But hey it's your esophagus.

>>737805035

bye

>>737798084
I don't eat pussy. It's the only accord I have with the negro folk.

I expect a blowjob from a girl but will never return the favor. What the hell is the point of privilege if you can't enjoy it?

>>737805442
This.

>>737805310
bye bye.

a dude only eats pussy when he has to, from the woman he loves, period. even if your dating a fine bitch if you dont love her, your not eating her snatch.

1 which is one more than most of you virgin losers..

>>737805555
Quads don't lie.

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My lesbian best friend and her girlfriend at the time. It was nice but the biggest tease every time. Got crazy horny but they never really did anything to help me with it. Tease, but I enjoyed it.

>>737804734
We know this since Michael Douglas senpai. I still won't stop. Besides I don't eat random hookers on the street out.

>>737804563
you might be the actual virgin if you think that isnt the one way to do it. Then again, even virgins would know that, youre just retarded. let me guess, youre making them "cum" with your dick?