Your ex-girlfriend (or boyfriend whatever dawg) walks back in

cunt punt that bitch, fuck you Meredith

Knife to the underside of jaw up through sinus cavity while whispering i never loved you into her ear

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>>737795361
story?

>>737795240

I'd fuck her in the ass since she loved it. no need to exchange words with mouths. only anal.

>>737795240
Nothing, I just bend over and wait for the painful ass reaming to start

>>737795543
jesus i kinda wanted to hear how you guys either drowned in heart break or become more successful

fuck you

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>>737795240
"I love you. I was wrong."

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>>737795968
story

>>737795240
Who the fuck are you? I've never had a girlfriend, get the fuck out of my house.

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>>737795543
>>737795766

>>737795240
Chat her up. It's been some 3 years, we've both changed a shit ton. Legit curiosity.

I talked to her a little bit not too too long ago, but it was strictly "business", being that a mutal friend had gone missing, and I was terrified they had taken their own life.. We didn't talk about life, things changing, only what was going on at that moment.

Unfortunately, when we broke up she went form a very intelligent, normal person, to a man-hating femnazi. Another mutal friend states this has died down a bit. Still a feminst, but a sane person now.

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>>737796674
Why watches at 0 $?

>>737796071
Nobody made me food, made cupcakes, or walked with me like her. Said she loved me, didn't believe her. Mistook kindness for sympathy. Broke it because I was bored and thought I was a tough guy.

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It's been 5 years. Though we couldn't see it coming I wish I took your spot

>>737796844
Yeah, and the shipping?

I'll cum in his boipucci and send him off with little to no emotional attachment

I've been "okay"

>>737797067
You'd cry like the faggot you are, don't even lie

>>737795240
will you ever stop lying

>>737797129
FUCK UP NO YOU ASSHOLE

>>737795240

>"I know right, its been few years. How are you doing"
>"hahaha, I'm doing good anon, just moved back from Germany, I was wor..."
>bent her over, rip her pants down and proceed to penetrate her asshole.

>>737795240
Go fuck yourself, you worthless cunt.

>>737796834
>feminist
>sane
pick one

>>737797093
but have u?

>>737795240
I tell them what I tell everybody that gets send to me, please remove your clothes, I will have to preform a body cavity search for prohibited materials.

>puts on the gloves

Be friendly and not tell her that I only dated her because I was a virgin and I knew she'd be willing to fuck if we dated. No bad blood between us though, she was just too clingy and it was unbearable.

>>737795240
How... How did you get out of the cellar?!

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>>737795240
I don't know, never had a gf....

>>737797320
No

>>737797693
Keep it that way. Its worse when they leave.

>>737795240

>"Did I die, am I in heaven or am I dreaming?"
>"It's real anon, I've been watching you and I miss you"
>"I love you Maria, I miss you, I miss you so god damn much. my heartbreaks everyday again and again when I think about you. You left us too early. we miss you."
>"I know anon, I know. we had a wonderful life together, but I had to leave, God wanted it to happen"
>"start crying like a baby" "I, I... I... Our son is growing fast, he is already 2. it kills me to know that he couldnt feel your touch or love."
>I will be watching you both from up here. I love you anon. Now wake up.

>>737795240
Wow your new boyfriend is ugly as fuck lol

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>>737795240
I often think about it
Maybe I even wanted it to make it happen...
After those few years I remember mainly nice and beautiful which we have spent together. Even more, I often blame myself why I wanted to leave her... I felt like I did not want to live like that for rest of my life with her by my side... that she is so unstable... I wanted to try something else, to know more experiences...

Now after three years, I'm still alone I was not able to establish any new relationship... For some reason I am avoiding it subconsciously, I flee from every opportunity after a really short time, I almost did not have sex for the time I'm alone...

So, I would probably say "I'm sorry"

It's been over a decade and I'm married now.

>>737795240
Thanks. You was dragging me down.

>>737795240
you wanna help me cheat on my wife?

>>737795240

How are you alive? I buried you myself on my backyard.

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>>737798248
Thank you for sharing.

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>>737795240
I've been better, and yea it has been awhile. Do you still think about what we did when we were together? I do, and I kinda miss it, actually I was think of us earlier today. Most of the things I do on a day to day basis remind me of you. I don't know why but they just do, I guess it was because of how young and innocent we both were. lol i hope you got better at blow jobs, my Penis still has tooth marks in it. But I know I did my part because I made you cum, wish you would of fished me. It was a good experience for me, good confidence booster when you were telling me how big I was. Guess I just want to say I miss you and I hope you enjoy the rest of your life with out me. Bye, i'm gonna block this number now.

>>737795240
Fuck her right in the pussy and maybe love her again. She knows not to come back around me lest she has the intent of working things out. I do miss Tiffany though.

"sorry anon I found someone better in every way, thanks for breaking up with me or I might never have met them about 4 days afterwards"

>>737795240

>oh hi, didn't notice you there. do I know you?

>>737797319
The idea of "women are equal", "trans people are valid", "LGBT rights" etc are sane view points. "Fat acceptance" and "all men are rapists" are not sane points. And this comes from a fat man. A fat man who has lost over 60, nearly 70 lbs and has 50 until goal and 80 to be near ideal.

"Hi, I'm sorry for what I did, but I have no interest in speaking to you."

>>737795240
Probably something along the lines of "who the fuck are you?" and wonder how someone who doesn't exist got my number.

>>737798866

women are not equal, never was or will be equal. We can pretend that they are, but they wont be. women are caretakers, both for men and their children. women should lift men up, and make them exceed in life. women are more of a filler in men's lives.

I'm doing better, even more so now that I'm single :^)

>>737799120
Regardless of your role in society, everyone is a human and deserves the same rights and should be treated with the same basic respects.

I sincerely and whole heartedly hope your entire family dies a slow, painful death being burned alive in a bus fire you insignificant peutrid cunt. I hope you relive the pain of 1 millions Jews in auschwitz. Get aids and die.
P.S. Fuck your self

>>737799366
>this

We can't change biology but we can change our behaviour and laws so that people are treated equally

Whether or not women choose to act a certain way despite the changes is irrelevant.

>>737799366

everyone has same the same rights, atleast in the in west. I agree that women need to be respected and treated right, but women wont be equal. atleast not in human species. by nature men are more aggressive than women, and that makes man to take the dominant role. if one is dominant and the other is submissive. but now its a mess, men act like women. its pathetic. I treat my women right, as long as they act like women.

>>737800050
I understand what you're saying. There does need to be a dom/sub situation for most things to work in the society we've built. Sexual dimorphism is a legitimate thing that does make us different. But a man shouldn't get better opportunities because he's a male; likewise a woman shouldn't get special treatment because she's female. Both of these things happen, it's a negative thing both ways.
But, I believe we should have the same worth as humans, on equal footing. Given the same experience/ability, should have the same opportunity.

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>Please leave me alone.

No emotional outburst. No fuss. I just don't like to associate with people like that anymore.

>>737795240
But i've never had a girlfriend

>>737800451

you are right. we are heading towards there as a society.

I'm sorry that i ran away, i want to settle things out now

>>737795240
can we b fb friends?

>>737795240
I'd ask her how her daughter was doing; if I'm correct about which one it was. It's been, like, six years.

I'd briefly find out how she's been doing and all that, tell her what I've been doing and wish her well. I'd make it clear though that I have absolutely no desire to go back to the way things were, and then not talk to her for another 10 years or so.

There is a lot of bitterness there still but nothing good can come from dragging all that shit back up.

When I left you, I was but the learner. But now I, am the master.

>>737795240
It'd be quite surprising considering she committed suicide

I'd tell her that if she doesn't leave immediately I'll call the police.

After we broke up she got her stepbrother to kick my ass for "ruining her life". The faggot broke a beer mug over the back of my head out of nowhere and broke a few of my ribs.

>>737801108
The only thing I worry is that we end up going too far. I'm hoping we can outgrow this weird PC culture and just.. be.
I work in a call center, it's rather diverse. I'm a white guy with dreads who's somewhat high up, so I'm refernced as "the white guy with dreads" but it's not okay for me to try and reference an agent as "the black guy in the blue shirt", even if that would show you who I'm talking about immediately. It's not fucking racist, that man is black. I am white. But pointing out differences is bad, now.