Can we get a rekt thread /b/oys

>>737777284
Astounding! You have managed to expend effort creating a non-random string of characters which usually convey meaning, yet your overall comment was ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS! It is as though all of the industries of mankind were operated in reverse, with great will and endeavor being used to convert items of usefulness into worthless bare materials! you are the antithesis of all that is grand and great about mankinds capacity for thought and self-determination. You sir, are the mirror image of a meaningful entity, lower than base matter, lower than oblivion, because unlike the brutish deterministic plasma of the unreasoning cosmos, you CHOSE to be without value or worth. Or in the parlance of thine own ilk: LOL N0 UR GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!11ONE!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!11!

>>737778476
TL;DR what does astounding mean

>>737779459
i think he meant outstanding

>>737779459
astounding
adjective
surprisingly impressive or notable.

>>737779935
maybe he meant astonishing and outstanding combined.

>>737780193
Does it have an emoji

>>737780376
it would be great

>>737780275
still wondering why he used that word

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>>737777284

>>737780437
He should write the message entirely of emojis, convey the same message, just different flavors of cancers

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>>737780193
isn't that just the same as outstanding ,why is the two almost similar word whit a similar meaning??

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>>737780761

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>>737780802
astounding!!!

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>>737780761
now i'll never be able to sleep tonight

>>737779459
Here's the thing. You said a "queef is a fart." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an Alabama redneck who studies farts, I am telling you, specifically, in Alabama, no one calls queefs farts. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fart family" you're referring to the gastronomic grouping of flatulence, which includes things from shit bubbles to tear-assers to Alabama mweep-mwoppers. So your reasoning for calling a queef a fart is because random people "call the ass ones farts?" Let's get diarrhea and bloodfarts in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Newfoundlander or a gassy person? It's not one or the other, that's not how gastronomy works. They're both. A queef is a queef and a member of the fart family. But that's not what you said. You said a queef is a fart, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fart family farts, which means you'd call piss, the runs, and other waste removal processes farts, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're gassy, you know?

>>737780955
i hope he got to fuck at least once , he seem christian

>>737780955

He's thinking about that $8 he wasted on condoms.

Also, checked

>>737781103
doesn't seem like it from the look on his face
that look of regret
i would tap that thou perfect positionning
people watching will make it even better

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>>737780955
Hahaha. I just picture that this kid is a virgin and he was so sure that tonight was the night and then BAM. The look on his face just says "awww, im never gonna get laid". TOPEST OF KEK

>>737780754
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

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>>737780704
The broken cock is worth it as long as I was still allowed to fuck her

>>737781486
you should write that in emoji

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>>737781770
why does he have two balls?

>>737781635
bitch u mad mf ugly b looking like the little ginger kid from little einstein kill urself btch ill shoot u mf ass meet me irl fuck outta here wicho dorito ass shaped head btch albino gorilla lookin ass mf ill flame u dumb spotty white pizza shaped head lookin elongated ass nose marshmallow man crusty ass mf self right here btch

>>737781859
You say'n you have one..

>>737781770
Dude i would be okay if that happened to my dick as long as I got to fuck abella anderson

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>>737782247
sorry wrong hole

>>737782247
Again if I could fuck abella anderson 5 times any hole I want and nut inside. I would be okay with this too

>>737782247
why don't we get you a new hole

>>737777284
this teen girl jumps off bridge. rekt as fucked!
https://youtu.be/mTcUzv_Iraw

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>>737780955
I WANT to laff but god damn GOD DAMN!

>>737782598
Id let abella anderson do that to me

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>>737782687

How bout dis?

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>>737782687
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>>737782247
dangit, I've had to start a new "impalement" subfolder within my rekt folder, been so many this weekend

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>>737782687

Or what bout dis? Condition: you have to eat her ass while she's doing it.

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>>737783016

bost em faggot

>>737782955
what the fuck mental imbalance leads anyone to do this? I hate seeing penors get treated this way

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>>737783099
You act like I wouldn't be eating her ass the second she was infront of me

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>>737783462

What if you had to do this for her? Prove it

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>>737783344

more

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>>737784314

How the fuck does that even fucking happen

>>737784314
is that actually the 103rd? i've seen this before but it's doesn't look like an F-18.

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>>737784503
He was standing too close and in front of a plane during a cat shot.

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>>737784314

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>>737784697

damn.. that's fucking crazy

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>>737784661
That is a F18

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>>737783344
CORAL!!!